#oohhh they are so stupid oh i love them

[myketheartista]

my blorbos... the bestest boys... im so normal about these three and they make me feel fuzzy

Din (high elf w/ tattoos) belongs to @artistic-fuss and Kaz (drow) belongs to @serana-dragontongue

[fawnnpaws]

I need u to hear me out on this one Ok. Ok so. listen to me im on some devious shit. 30s art somno… years and years of tennis is catching up to him and his body just doesn’t keep up. he’s a major sleepyhead (like, clinically, he should see a doctor) and takes a nap or two everyday. it doesn’t bother you, of course, you know it’s good for him and what he needs, plusssss he looks so delicate when hes sleeping. he’s a relatively light sleeper too, but falls back asleep really easily so he’ll jostle a little when you start to grope him but falls right back to sleep when he sees it’s only you. etc etc u see whats happening.. hello can anyone hear me is this thing on

i love that u prefaced me needing to hear u out when i was on board the second u mentioned somno I’M SAT !!! I LOVE SOMNO !!! <3333

oohhh he looks so pretty when he’s sleeping, it’s so hard to resist waking him up so you can kiss him stupid. you find him asleep all over the house for a while, sometimes on the couch, sometimes at his desk in his office, but usually he’ll put himself to bed when he knows he needs to sleep for a couple hours mid-day. you know he needs the extra rest, but something about how soft and pliant he gets in his sleep makes you ache to touch him. it shouldn’t be hard to resist, really. you tell yourself you should have the self control not to touch your husband while he’s sleeping, to wait until he’s awake. but you don’t have that self control. how can you when he sleeps in nothing but his tiny little blue briefs and kicks the covers off himself when he gets too hot? how can you when he lets out the softest little whimper when you skim your hand down his chest and graze your fingers over his dick? it just makes you want more.

you move him gently so he’s laying on his back with his legs spread for you to sit on your knees between them. you’re so careful not to wake him at first, but the more you touch and grope at his body the more his dick starts to fill out and strain against his briefs. he’s letting out these soft sighs that have wetness pooling in your panties and suddenly you don’t really care about being careful anymore. you toy with his waistband and smile to yourself at how his hips lift towards you. he’s still so reactive even when he’s asleep. you don’t even take his underwear off fully, just pull his waistband down under his balls and climb on top of him. you’re thankful you wore a dress today as you move your panties to the side and sink down on his cock in one fluid motion. finally, his eyes flutter and his brows knit together. he peeks one eye open and visibly relaxes again when he looks up and sees you. his voice is thick with sleep and you can tell he’s barely half awake, “baby?”

you roll your hips and grind his dick against that sweet spot inside you. “just me, honey, just - fuck - needed you. it’s okay, go back to sleep.”

he doesn’t need to be told twice, just lets out a whiny mhmm and closes his eyes again. his jaw goes slack and you can’t help it, you start bouncing yourself on his cock. you brace your hands on his chest, squeezing his pretty tits as you work yourself up and down. it doesn’t take long for you to get close to the edge. somehow even in his sleep, art’s dick hits that soft spongey spot inside you every time you rock your hips down and he’s still letting out those pretty sighs. it feels dirty, using his body like this when he’s not even conscious, but the power he’s giving you makes your head spin. you could do anything to him and he’d let you. he’d have no choice. you bring a hand to your clit and you can’t help the staccato moans falling from your lips. what finally sends you over the edge is the feeling of sticky warmth filling your pussy as art cums and his hips involuntarily jerk up into yours. “oh fuck—” you follow immediately after, cum so hard you think your eyes cross. a full body shiver wracks through you and you fuck yourself through it, art’s body limp beneath you.

you gingerly lift yourself off of him, readjusting your panties and his briefs. you should clean him and yourself up, but you revel in the feeling of his cum leaking out of you and soaking into your panties. you lay down facing him, now craving a nap of your own, sighing happily and weaving your legs with his. his arms instinctively wrap around you and pull you close until you’re flush against his chest. as you drift off to sleep, you can’t help but think about making him suck your panties and pussy clean of his cum. it’s only fair since he came before you <33

[himbosandhardwear]

Slowly, like the way most things occur to Steve, he realizes that the way he and a lot of guys, probably most guys, talk about women is kinda gross. Kinda impersonal and objectable...no wait....objectifying. He loves that he can talk to Robin about chicks but as soon as he starts to say what he loves about them he realizes, though Robin likes girls, she is also a girl, and probably doesn't want to hear locker room talk. Which is when he starts to wonder if what he considers normal guy banter is actually gross douchebag banter.

"They're so warm," he says, which seems like a nice thing to say, neutral.

"I guess?" She frowns. "Guys are warm too though."

"Huh?"

"Yeah, I mean, women don't have a monopoly on body heat."

"Right," he agrees. Except what he was really thinking was the heat on the inside. Again, gross. That thought then leads to another thought. A weird, why-am-I-thinking-about-this thought. That guys are probably warm on the inside too. Definitely. Definitely warm on the inside. Shit. That's weird.

He doesn't have anyone to talk this over with anymore. Dustin is too young. Jonathan is currently getting warm with Nancy, so that doesn't seem appropriate. Wait! He can talk to Eddie!

"Is it fucked up to talk about sex stuff with Robin?" He asks Eddie the next time they're alone.

"What?" He responds.

"Like, she feels like a bro, but she's not actually a bro, cause she's a girl. Normally I'd talk about hookups with a bro but she probably doesn't want to hear about that kinda stuff."

"I guess," Eddie agrees.

"I almost said some pretty gross shit to her the other day but I stopped myself, thank god."

"How gross?"

"Just that I like how warm girls are, but, you know, on the inside. Which would be totally fine to say to another dude but she probably doesnt want to hear that from me. And then I started freaking out because it's probably just gross in general to talk about girls like that? Do you and the band talk about shit like that or was it just my asshole friends from school and I'm only just now realizing how fucked up it is?"

"Me? No, I've never talked about girls like that."

"Ah fuck, I knew it."

"But I'm pretty sure they're all virgins, so..."

"Oh. Do you ever talk about girls with anyone?"

"......no."

"I guess that means I'm an asshole."

"You're not an asshole, Steve. Talking about girls seems like a normal thing to talk about with your friends. Maybe not Robin, she might beat your ass."

"We could talk about that kinda stuff though, right?"

"Uh...."

"Never mind. It's stupid."

"No, it's just- I mean. You could tell me whatever. I'm cool."

"Oh, okay."

They stare at their feet.

"Is this weird? It feels weird."

"I'm gay, Steve."

Steve blinks. "Oh! Okay, that's cool." His eyes light up. "Wait! You'd know, are guys as warm inside as I thought?"

Eddie has a small stroke. He has to let his face say the words his mouth can't.

"Shit, it's still weird huh? Damn."

"No. Uh. It's just...why were you thinking about that?"

"Robin said girls don't have a monopoly on being warm and I just thought yeah she's right, so it makes sense that guys are just as warm as girls. It probably feels the same I mean. You don't have to tell me, you know, if it's weird to ask."

"Not weird to ask. It's just...I have no idea."

"Oohhh," Steve says. "You're a virgin too?"

"No."

Steve frowns in confusion.

Eddie wants to bury himself under a slab of concrete but makes himself explain. "You see, when guys fuck, one of thems gotta be the...warm one...as it were."

The line between his eyes doesn't lessen.

"I'm a bottom."

Still, somehow, he doesn't get it.

"Oh my god Steve, I'm the girl!"

His mouth makes a little 'O'.

"Yeah. That's not exactly how I like to describe it but you looked like you weren't visualizing. So."

Steve is having some truly deep thoughts. He's never thought about being the girl before. Like, obviously girls like being the girl. He hopes so anyway. But he's wondering what's the draw of being the girl if you're a guy.

"And you like it?" He blurts out.

Eddie, who's been a deep shade of pink already, turns violently red.

"Yup."

"Huh. Guess it makes sense. Never thought about it before though."

"Well, yeah, why would you?"

"Hey, I'm pretty open minded!"

"Sure. But straight guys don't tend to think about taking it up the ass. You know, as a rule." (A/N Eddie doesn't know wtf he's talking about)

Steve takes this in and realizes a few things, faster than he's ever realized anything before. He's thinking about it. And he's curious. And he wants to ask Eddie what it feels like and why he likes it. And he wants to ask if it hurts and if the pain is part of why he likes it. Because he thinks he might like that.

Fuck.

Okay. He can be normal about this. Eddie said Steve could talk to him about sex. It's normal and fine.

"We should fuck."

[ceilidho]

holy fucking shit i just went down a rabbit hole of your price prompts. ive always been a price fan but i think your work has just physically altered my brain chemistry to make me a price girly permanently. i love girldad tarzans dad price, and oh dont get me started on ex husband price. but could we please get some more bear shifter price? i feel like hed be the most feral and possessive of the 3. insisting on keeping you with him at all times becsuse youre so small and delicate compared to him. what if there was another bear or wolf?? your small town in the middle of the forest is known for travellors going missing after going off main roads. maybe it has something to do with the B&B you run for extra cash? why would you want strange men in your house like that, who knows what they eouldve done to you if he didn't take matters into his own hands. youre just too stupid and trusting to be out on your own, so its just the right thing to do isnt it? to take you in and keep you safe as his :)

ahhh thank you!!! also im SO SORRY this is from ages ago and ive been too anxious to really tackle my inbox but thank you so much :))) i finally have some ideas for an actual bear shifter!Price fic after chatting with a friend (before i was sort of struggling because i love the concept and vibes but couldn't think of like. a single plot point).

i do looooveeee (as i've said many a time) a fic where a scary, big man decides you aren't taking care of yourself well enough so it's his job to step in :\\ oohhh i love the idea of Price as a passing traveller who stops by your B&B for a night and decides he's actually going to stay there for much longer because it's just you in the middle of nowhere letting strange men sleep in your house and he's absolutely not happy with that. no man will try anything with you if he's sitting in the living room, staring at them menacingly.

[tpwkwriter]

Our love.

Oohhh How Ive missed this.

I hope everyone has had and received everything they’ve wished for,this Christmas/festive time if you’ve celebrated❤️🎄

Here’s to a happy new year and new writings! 🥳

Defo tried a different style Not sure on it, got a bit carried away at the end 🤪 hope you enjoy nonetheless x

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Love.

Love was a word that meant different to everybody.

Love was often shown through kisses and warm embraces though this was a way of showing affection also went skin deep.

The love between y/n and Harry was a love that could only be described as a soul mate connection. Caring and nurturing was each others favourite.

Harry’s love language mainly spoke physical contact and acts of service.

Wether it a hand resting absentmindedly on y/n’s thigh as they drove, his arm snaked around her waist when together, or simply his head resting on her at all times. You name it. He did it.

Everyone who knew Harry, knew nothing would stand in his way of caring for his lovie. Not only did his protective side come out but also his caring and gentleman ways did too. “Ready love?” He’d ask slipping his car keys in his pocket. “Mmhmm” she’d hum in response, flying from her seat heading to the door “hang on darlin” he’d say not hesitating to prop down on one knee in front of her “H?” Without an answer he was tying her lose shoelace of her favourite trainers. “Don’t want to fall hmm?” He says rising up and pressing a kiss to her forehead.

Of course he was just as sweet when out and about. “Get this side love” he said stopping them both on the path and swapping themselves so that he’s on the side the cars drive past, “see y’do love me, don’t wanna see me get flattened by a car” the girl teased locking hands with him. “Don’t tell anyone, but maybe I do..jus’ a tiny bit” he smirked.

He was also just as protective, even over the simplest of things. For instance.

One morning when you decided to cook up breakfast for the both of you, one thing made H change his mind 🤭

“ ah fuck, that hurt” the girl winced instantly checking the finger she accidentally cut while using the knife. “What lovie??” He said instantly turning around to face his girl. “Cut myself on that stupid thing” she sighed. “Oh baby” he whispered “lemme patch you up and I’ll finish this off” he claimed “harry it’s jus a-“. “Uh uh cant have you missing a finger”

His protective ways could also be seen in social settings.

While walking around London hand in hand, he notices a group of girls who seemed to be very clearly fans, H wouldn’t normally have a problem with greeting or even thanking fans in the street but he always worried of there reaction around y/n. “Stay behind me okay?” He said removing his locked hands from yours and wrapping his around her waist “harry” she giggled “m’pretty sure there a group of 16 year olds” she said referring to the size and maturity levels of the girls “still, there’s always someone thats unhappy that im happy, dont need them telling the paps my girlfriends here” he said using us free hand to pull his hoodie up, “don’t think it’s me there looking for” and just then they were knocked out there thoughts. “Harry!!” One of the girls squealed “please can we get a photo, IM such a fan” she says eagerly handing him her phone “s’Not a problem but please don’t post it until im perhaps out of here?” He politely asks taking the phone “mmhmmmm” she swiftly nods, he reluctantly lets go of his girls hand and takes the selfie. When the fan was rambling on about the amount of shows she had been too He realises there was a couple of girls sneaking pictures, normally he would’ve by passed it but noticing there trying to get y/n in the shot his instincts came out “um yeah thanks, thanks for all the support” he said offering his hand out, as the fan walks back to her group he wastes no time in making sure y/n’s privacy wasn’t invaded.

“Put these on my love, M’sorry” he said hand her sunglasses and his cap while she smiles and places them on he wraps his arm firmly and protectively over her and tries to leave before more people come out.

Though being in a relationship with H was an adventure and an interesting ride, neither of you would change it for the world.

And that’s what love meant to the both of you.

[thatpunkmaximoff]

Story: 4 out of 5 Smut: 0 out of 5

Demons, ghosts, and Ioté… oh my! There are other entities in this short story, but I rather not ruin the surprise for you.

This was both a fun and heart breaking story. You have Josephine and Nico, and while a relationship between the two should not work… it does! Even if there’s a spirit that has the worst timing possible (looking at you Jasper!).

The drama is nail biting and I couldn’t stop reading once I started. And the heat between these two was… *chef’s kiss*.

And the humor! Trust me, it was so fun despite the drama that has you in a chokehold.

This is one story you definitely don’t want to miss.

* What is a letos?

* Is the host for After Hours the same Roman that went to the Seer sisters.. 🤔

* Oohhh. Who’s watching from the shadows? Whoever it is does know Roman! Which means Roman has to be the one from the prologue.

* Oohhh. Blue eyes behind her 😏

* Wow. Roman is kind of dick-ish, no?

* So Jasper is the one who loves the eighties? I thought it was going to be the demon lol

* wtf happened to Lissa..?

* Oh damn. Who killed her?

* lol Jasper is so dramatic.

* And what the hell, Madame Anne. You knew about the demon?

* Ooohhh. Who is Josephine to Nico..?

* Aww. Madame Anne. Nooo.

* I… would trust a demon 😂

* Roman is a Crossroads demon. Why did i automatically think of Crowley..? lol.

* Goddammit, Josephine. Why did you grab the bag from Roman..? So stupid.

* Ohhh. So that’s a Leto- something like an empath, but with the ability to see, feel, and touch ghosts. They could also collect impressions from the living and non-living, as well as the unliving.

* Oohhh. Hot and heavy with a demon. I approve 😂

* Way to cockblock, Jasper. And bringing her parents?! Not cool. lol.

* He’s gonna take her parents..? Aww.

* “There are some things you should never do with a demon, even if they are a hybrid. One of them is dare them.”

* What is Charon’s deal..? Is she really jealous?

* Fuck! They separated them?!

* King Vega..? Oh my.. ☺️

* “I’m asking for you to fuck me seven wicked ways to Sunday.” — Amen! lol.

* I love when someone is instructed to hold onto the headboard 😏

* Argo is gonna fuck everyone over, isn’t be? Jealous little shit.

* “Cariño mío, if I could not be with you in the living world, then I would be with you in the unliving.”

* I fucking hate Argo!

* Oh. OH! Fucking Enno? Piece of shit.

* So that’s why Argo hated Nico. My heart.. 💔

* His brothers are living in his home!!! That makes me so happy lol

* I love Nico’s brothers 😂

* Oh my god. That epilogue 😭

[chidoroki]

Toyko Revengers S2EP3

aka: BEST BOY CHIFUYU RETURNS!!!!!

Poor Hakkai looks so damn frightened.

Oh hell no! No way Taiju’s just casually punched Yuzuha across the face! God what a bastard! Kudos to her for still standing after taking the hit (since we saw Takemichi fall over several times now) but damn!

“How dare you strike a woman, your own sister!” Takemichi you’re such a good lad.

I still can’t get over the fact that Taiju’s punches sound like gunshots..

Ah shit Hakkai, you’re really willing to quit Toman just so Taiju stops beating up Takemichi? I mean I get the urgency for the fight to stop but c’mon dude. The gang ain’t gonna like that one bit, Mitsuya especially I imagine.

Yeah I guess Hakkai’s motives in the future make a little sense now? but to kill the brother for just money? Really? Surely there has to be some rage behind it too.

Aw, Akkun and the other three guys (who I’ll never remember the names of) came to visit Takemichi at home while he’s recovering, even if he was completely unaware til he just woke up.

Oh? The four of them joined Toman? No doubt under the first division.

AAAAHH CHIFUYU!!! I’m so fucking happy to see you again!! Oohhh my boy, I missed you so much and am so thrilled to see you alive! I think I may cry!!

Yeah yeah I remember that, how Toman was created to deal with Black Dragon who caused trouble for Kazutora.

Surprised to hear Toman won that first battle though. They had to be real small at the time right?

Also love how Chifuyu is sitting on that chair. And hearing his voice again. And that big sweater of his. I’m gonna be so happy whenever this boy is on screen y’all have no idea.

“Toman crushed the ninth-generation Black Dragon,” Okay yeah I was wondering about that. Seems possible but certainly a challenge now that Taiju is in the picture.

He’s only two years older than Takemichi & Chifuyu? And Taiju is built like that? Fucking how??

“There’s no need to fight,” Tell me you’re the main character without telling me you’re the main character, Takemichi.

Sorry, I know these kids are in a whole different league, but I’m still impressed they can already have something grand like these kinds of bikes.

“Nice bike, huh? Baji left it to me.” Sure just rip my heart out while you’re at it.. that’s fine. Oh god, and the smile on his face when he says that! Ah Chifuyu you’re such a precious boy!

“I.. I came from the future!” HELLO??? Takemichi did ya seriously just reveal that? Is that allowed??

Sweet lord.. he’s actually telling Chifuyu the whole story. He’s gonna think he’s insane.. or accept it completely, somehow.

Oh hell no, Takemichi you can’t just spill your darkest secret and then laugh it off as a joke.

“I kind of figured.” Excuse me???

“Well, I mean, I never thought you came from the future. But looking back, there’s a lot of weird stuff about you. There are times when you seem like a different person.” I dunno whether to be scared or impressed with Chifuyu right now?? But shit, if he noticed something was off, then who else could have noticed? Mikey? Kisaki maybe? Crap.

Oh so he overheard a little bit of that conversation with Baji. No wonder he got suspicious.

“You believe me? Even though.. it sounds like I made it all up?” “Hell yeah! Don’t be stupid. We’re partners, after all.” CHIFUYU IS BEST BOY! Everyone else can go home!!

They’re sharing noodles now like he did with Baji.. aw.

I’m seriously gonna get emotional over this boy. Every shot of him just looks so perfect. Fuck!

Every damn Chifuyu smile makes me heart weak.. I love him too much.

Ah shit, and here’s Hanma, who’s gonna do his best to make my heart waver. Seriously, what the hell happened to me since season one to gain such an interest in this man..

Oh? So Hakki being the brother of Black Dragon’s leader wasn’t common knowledge?

Pfft, Chifuyu’s little ‘thumbs-up’ are adorable.

Hell yeah! Mitsuya won’t allow Hakkai to quit!

[zumpietoo]

And NOW...Goin’ Loonggg

IDK that it goes THAT far, buuuuutt......if the anon legit meant “Douchie is a souless fuccboi, incapable of actual love”, I’d agree. It also, in fact, applies to every OTHER character on the show, excepting, OFC Jabi and Pop.....oh and FP.

Annnnddd.....here we go again! WTF is her obsession with Barfies not being satisfied with their stupid? Cuz dude, yeah, they are.....they’re also all like 11, with IQs as underwater as yours, so, as long as there’s something? Yeah, they’re good.

Ya know who IS pissed, Snorty? Yep, yourself and the remaining 2(??? Is it that high?) members of the GG.....imagine for a second what it’s like to be YOU.....you’re still waiting for jizzy to reunite/collect your endgame....which....are you blue yet?

Errmmm.....no, RAS planned BAV from the beginning.....jizzy happened cuz Barfie have no chemistry/BH did, cuz SH. Again, the “baffling decision” is why neither side will accept the REAL reason(s) for all of this....and, TBF? Jizzy and VD really WEREN’T together for 4 seasons.....both were fairly on again/off again....which, again, can be traced to SH were on again/off again, themselves....and it becomes apparent, while off? Couldn’t be in the same room together.

The baiting shit? Now applies just as much (tho you get less) to you....

Nah, it was moar like 2ish----with, turns out, Slizzy using Jug as a placeholder/carrying on an emotional affair with Douchie, thoughout, if you REALLY look at this shit....Season 5 was literally Slizzy being THE biggest cuntwipe, ever to Jughead.....and reveling in it. Also, she was just as gross and selfish a dick as Douchie (and a prostitute)....did love the revelation both apparently suck in bed, tho....

Again.....are you looking in the mirror? Cuz there hasn’t been a good/positive jizzy scene since maybe mid-season 4? And, honestly? All that becomes moar and moar tainted every time you re-examine it.

Plus, OFC, again......why so desperate for Barfies to be disappointed with the narrative.....you’re not getting jizzy ever again, or even if you do? 2 seconds in the final scene of the finale, voice over style....

Wait...I thought Rivervale was an AU so doesn’t count? Unless it’s jizzy/anti-barfie, at which point it totes counts?

Ummm....jizzy didn’t fuck, dude....again, AU.....desperate measures, etc. And she was STILL Jug’s second choice for it!

Learn a new phrase other than “banging it out”, BTW.....

Also, funny thing about grief as an excuse to make out with somebody else for Slizzy, hmmmmm????

Ummm.....I actually think they’d moved onto St. Frank’s bed awhile before????

Oohhh!!! Here we have it!! Never, EVER forget, peeps!!!

Ummm....Slizzy was also a “selfish ass”, to everybody. TBH, in season 6, their mutual gross fascism DID have them largely conjoined. And I even agree, the whole “we were besties as kids” iz a dumb basis, buuuuuttt.....it is, TBF, comics canon, as well.

Also love how she never notices that Slizzy was always horrible to Jughead....just, again, he was good to her, so they’re destined....oh AND how Snorty’s insistence is “childhood = no, but HS = destined 4 life!” See, Snorty, you legit make the same, stupid argument....and it, too, falls to bits...

Errmmm.....Slizzy didn’t say “no”, she said, “sure, but let’s first defeat the comet, hmmm???”.....and then decided carpe diem in the last 2 seconds. Also, Heathcliff and Cathy define toxic “love”, so I’d think you’d legit agree....

Aren’t you among the jizzy shippers insisting Jug would give Slizzy back her memories and she’d remember only them together, not the cheating, cuntwipe, etc stuff?

Umm.....you used to believe Barfie Evan AND insisted RAS was a jizzy shipper/planned that all along. Plus, ofc, Daniel Defoe....so you, again, do NOT get to mock them. (I do, ofc, tho!).

Yes, again, it’s like they’re fuccboi/fuccgurl.....and also fatuous douchebags.....

I have zero doubts, given what you think is a functional relationship, you know exactly about all of that, Snorty.....

Meanwhile....seriously? Again, I’m in the middle....and think it all points to BAV(R?) engame....

Like I said, she’s a predatory slut. So is he. They’re both vile....thanks for playing. Also, don’t you guys mock Jabi cuz Tabs is an angel/they’re always weirdly fine with waiting to spend all eternity together?

I do agree that Barfies (like Mr. 58 Seconds) hugely exaggeration the “obstacles”, tho)

Umm.....isn’t that precisely the “endgame” you have planned for jizzy???? Other than Cole can act, so no wooden plank (I do agree, tho for KokeJ.....ditto Slizzy).

Ummm....plenty of time...annddd, again, sorry, not sorry.....this is NOT a new Slizzy. Only change is she’s less violent than she’d been.....maybe cuz she isn’t psychotic? Or it merely channels itself into being a sexual predator instead of assault and battery?

Ummm.....again, that’s what YOU claim about jizzy!

Dude, they aren’t. TBF, maybe they should be? But they aren’t. Sorry, not sorry...

You want what you never had....jizzy, in retrospect was NOT a “love story” (it was two trauma bonded teens and verrryyyy toxic) and they most assuredly weren’t compatible (Jug was simply a great person/partner, Slizzy was an unworthy asshole).

Yes, I get it too. Imagine pretending for that long your ship was pure perfection....and would reunite, even fueling it with fanfic rumors, etc....and getting a colossal dump taken on you at each juncture.....to the extent of now, your best and only hope IS a 2 second voiceover...

Oh I won’t be disappointed.....y’all will be tho....BAV(R?) and Jabi endgame...and you’ll definitely be most disappointed, regardless of what you pretend....

IDK if you have carpal tunnel, but you definitely have any number of psychiatric disorders....

Again, I invented that....

And it “sustains you”, cuz it’s all you have, now....and they’ve invested way less in jizzy....

OML....naturally we have “blame Babyman”.....dude, noooo....and there is no “gaslighting”, it never existed with the “OG couples”, etc....plus, funny---I thought RAS was returning to “take the helm and fix everything”?????

Ummm....duuuuuddeee, Snorty, go take an actual look at jizzy (and VD).....again, if you’d take off your shipper googles, you’d see....while it’s gross (snide, elitist, fatuous, fascists, etc), Barfie DO have shit in common AND have carried on an emotional affair since the beginning of season TWO.

Now, TBF, Douchie still sees Slizzy as his perpetual sidepiece (and she’s so stupid/such a mess, she’s legit willing for that), but it IS, what it is....and Jug’s recognized ALL of this and moved on, loves somebody else now.

And what’s this “last chance”? That’s what YOU have.....at best...

Ummm....that’s because Slizzy “unironically” trolls that and is totally inappropriate and tried to fuck KokeJ....just as she did with most of her other costars (male and female.....)

This was so funny because it’s so delusional. And because you guys are gonna be verrryyyy bummed in 2 months!

[autobot-ratchet]

Lost Light 10-12

Lost Light 10

oh First Aid, honey, baby, darling, it is so good to see you lmAO

“No Rodimus?” “Nope.” “Where is he?” “Good question!” BITCH

ghdfjks love Blades and First Aid reminiscing on all the silly shit Rodimus has done

god. I am going to Beat This Man To Death lmfAO Getaway really do just be out here saying anything

I forgot that First Aid has a face lmAOfgdsjk it's very funny that any given Cybertronian with a visor and/or faceplate could either have an actual mouth, nose, and eyes under all that or the visor and faceplate could just actually be their face, you never know until they take it off. He straight up looks like a different person lmAO

“Brainstorm! You should've seen Percy's face when he found out...” oouuUGFHGg

aww, the Protectobots said no to the mutiny... well, except First Aid lmAO

GET HIS ASS, MIRAGE, GLASS HIM

oohhh what a good fuckin way to reveal that they're all stuck in the memory loop, that shit was seamless

Lost Light 11

uuuUUUUGH GOD GETAWAY'S SUCH A SCUMBAG, THERE'S LIKE THREE DIFFERENT QUOTES I ALMOST SLAPPED ON HERE TO GROAN AT ON THIS PAGE ALONE

it is unbelievably funny that he's opening up to Froid though. Freak to freak communication

it's also unbelievably funny that Getaway immediately starts losing coolguy points with his “crew” because he couldn't stop himself from being a vindictive little bitch at Rodimus

“It's fake news,” he says. I'm going to walk into busy traffic lmfAO CHRIST

at least Thunderclash tried to do the right thing, it's not his fault Getaway's the pettiest bitch alive

truly hysterical that Froid is in this simply because Getaway is the most fascinating trainwreck he's ever seen, and he's right, every time Getaway gets mean with someone it speaks fucking VOLUMES about him and it is indeed fascinating lmfAO

Lost Light 12

“You're winning, Getaway. You needn't be so cruel.” TRULY!!!!!

eeyyy hell yeah Riptide, I'm glad he didn't get eaten, both because he didn't deserve that and because that's another L for Getaway

“Do you think they survived?” “Yes.” “All of them. Against the DJD.” “All of them.” fucking wOMP WOMP YOU DUSTY BITCH SKIDS IS DEAD AND IT'S YOUR FAULT

oooh the girls are fightiiinnggggg not to root for Froid or anything but get his ass lmAO

aww man rip Rook we hardly knew ye. And not to be an Atomizer apologist but man Getaway did him so dirty

just a quick little interlude getting our Decepticon friends into the plot zone

Riptide is simply too stupid for the nudge gun to work on him, we stan a himbo king

man, poor First Aid's gotta feel some awful kind of way about having to use Ambulon's body to fill in for Rook in their combined form

MAN rip to most of First Aid's squad god damn. Good on Atomizer for helping out, at least you did one good thing before you bit it

I remember being so upset that the mutineers seemed to make it to Cyberutopia first lmAO like “They can't complete the quest after screwing over Rodimus and the others, that's not fair Skids didn't die for this”

[tears-of-boredom]

ep 8 oh yeah is this the one with the creepy old couple? yeahh ill skip this one i dont think there was anything that important honestlyy ep9 oh i remember this one as well actually,,, with the stupid ass witch coven book club thing?? okay skipping this one as well cuz i wanna get to cas fasterr ep 10 good title!! good song!!! though it reminds me of my mom so not thattt great lmao goid i love bobby. i think i unconciously made my sona's dad like bobby 2.0 hshgfh. oh ive watched this one as well. but i dont remember much so i think ill watch this samm honeyyy wait this song in this bar slaps dude sammy speaking truthhh yeah this the one with freddy krueger or someting lol this guy has jessie pinkman swag sammm your hair is getting longerrrrrr oh my god dean what was that. sounded racist as fuck what was that. oh they actually reference freddy krueger as well lmao bitches with parent issues will encounter a good father figure in a show they're watching and latch onto them without even noticing bobby put hair behind ear shyly what if you adopted me haha jkjk…unless? ??????? JAGFNHDUGNFIUDANGIUJDFANGUNGOAONON OH MY GOD I FORGOT GADFJGNJNGINA SAMMM GFDAGADGA SAM OH NOO HONEYYY VBGNJINGSFEWJIGFNUJIGSFDHJIHGHHJKK SAMSASMAM MNOOOO IM AOERRY FOR LAUGHING AT YOUR BLIGHT OH MY GOD GFDAHYGADFHHASJGJHSHGDKFJH sam you getting disoriented by that dream was so funny oh my god oh dude i need me some of that dream root i need taht shit that makes me pass out beofre i even notice ohhhh bobby oh no your backstory matches too well with my sona's omg dean you're gonna fucking get in a car crash and die again BOBBY JGADHGUOIHDAFUG ooohhhhhhhhhhhhh dreamm a little dreammm of meee i forgot how nice this song is oh. dean cmon. omg why does this guy loves his baseball bats so much dean beat his asss!! YEAHHHHH!!!! WOOO!!!!! FUCK YEAHHHHHH OH MAN SAMS GETTING BEATTT LMAAOOO OOHHH SHITT anyway time to try and draw braids aughh oh my god these boys are so stupid trusting bella gnajgnd dean omg it took literally killing yourself to be truhtful to sam please learn to communicate better

@sardonic-the-writer trying to get to cas but hindered by my need to ogle at sam.....

[ad-hawkeye]

and because i had well over 9k characters in my rambling, here is the part two! the best part, imo.

mc solo adventure time!! i love how often mc just. summons her illustra in alkaid’s modern stories. it’s so delightful to me idk why.

“she looks like my mother, but she’s wearing some kind of uniform and a bizarre hat” FINALLY SOMEONE WHO AGREES WITH ME ON THESE HATS LOOKING STUPID. THANK YOU MC.

hello prefect crimson <3

“i am her daughter, and perhaps this is my destiny too. her voice and power can, and should, be mine” and mc immediately being snapped out of her daze by alkaid’s texts. guide her out of the storm mr. mcgrath!! be her lighthouse!

“my ambition could drive this world into madness, all i have to do is open my mouth…” being interrupted by alkaid’s messages again!

“subordinate of prefect crimson” OH? WHO ARE YOU MAN IN STONE?

“what are you still holding out for? who is it that makes you so weak? is it your little boyfriend” AAAAA “how can a man from a primative race who has never even left this planet, fully understand you? he is nothing but an amusing diversion to someone like you.”

“shut up.” YESSSS MC DEFEND YOUR MAN

her knowing she shouldnt argue back but still being mad enough to do so

tammy’s group having contacted mc’s mother’s radio station… hoh.. “she is aware of my identity, but she has allowed alkaid to get close to me…”

“even if you decide to tell him everything, how will he ever view you the same way again?”

the stone trying to drive a wedge between her and alkaid because he’s the one keeping her mind clear during this confrontation im going to scream.

AWAKENING ALKAAAAAIIDDDDD MY FAVoRITE WHORE WHEHWW!!!!!!!!!!

the statement that “they decided they wouldn’t let that future come true” means i was RIGHT about them wordlessly telling each other that the movie was their future. a mutual understanding. mc never needed to say it out loud to know that alkaid knew, or that they both knew they wanted to prevent it.

the voice acting in this scene. this is the closest we’ll get to an awakening alkaid meltdown and it is DELICIOUS

“answer me… ANSWER ME!”

i want an au where mc is working for the empire in a forced deal, causing mental issues on the ship, just to protect alkaid. while alkaid is working with the supervisors and using morally questionable methods to study those with these mental issues, just to protect mc. delicious.

i love that the bad future in awakening haunts mc just as much as it haunts alkaid.

and i love that this draws from mc’s worries that her status as prefect crimson’s successor and an empire traveler would cause alkaid to turn on her.

this. almost reminds me of how prefect luminary would talk to eden alkaid. the same vibes and same mental influence.

AND HERE COMES ALKAID WITH THE STEEL CHAIR (OR THE PARAGLIDER CRASHING INTO THE FUCKING LIGHTHOUSE)

alkaid struggling to get up after… sobs

“i couldn’t think of any other way to get to you, so i had to use this paraglider.” alkaid looks embarrassed. “i know it’s not really how it should be done. and when it’s over, i’ll go to the police station and pay all of the damages”

YOU NEERDD IM GOING TO SQUISH HIM.

having the option to tell alkaid about the hallucination she had about the possible future. ughhh it makes me insane. AND ALKAID SIMPLY HUGGING HER IN RESPONSE.

AND ALKAID PROMISING HE’LL ANSWER ANY OTHER QUESTIONS AFTER ALL OF THIS UUGHHHH

finding out that mc’s mother was using her powers for good to help people with suicidal thoughts is making me so emotional. oohhh my gooddd

“she is my dearest friend” is the most sweet way to describe one’s mother

“i want her to know how much i love her, even though i won’t be with her forever… my love will also serve as a lighthouse for her for a long time” IM EMOTIONAL. UGHHHHHHHHHHHH. to love is to become a guiding light. like with alkaid keeping mc sane in the scenes earlier, all kinds of love can guide.

“love is like an everlasting lighthouse, inspiring others to keep on living”…

i find it fascinating how this route has the theme of “wanting to protect someone but also respect their choices and decisions” vs “inspiring those who are suicidal to keep living” and how it wordlessly asks the question… do you intervene if someone is about to sacrifice their life? is that the line drawn where you stop respecting someone’s choices?

tammy knew about mc’s mother and her investigations also found that mc’s mother was sharing a healing melody… not a hurtful one.

man stuck in the rock is still unknown, however.

alkaid telling mc to show cael the ashes of the ruin makes me so . sobs. the trust. him choosing not to tell his mother because it belongs to mc’s mother. his unwavering faith… god.

“shakespeare is insane.” “yeah, it’s a little crazy.”

“my lighthouse, my star, is here” UGHUHUHHHGHHHHHHHHH

“get ready to fly. this time, we’ll follow the rules” ALKAID. YOU. YOU.

nothing makes me more giddy than reading that alkaid picks up mc and jumps into the sea with her

alkaid telling her all of the secret updates far out into ocean on a rock because no one is around to hear them. it reminds me of alkaid’s chrono theater where he would do extreme sports to get away from the people watching him… it seems some habits do not die with age.

alkaid not telling mc he got wounded by his crash into the lighthouse. sobs. and still going on a whole day of beach things regardless of his injuries. “i just wanted you to enjoy yourself. i wanted you to finally relax” :(((((( ALKAIIIID

mc asking alkaid if he truly didn’t suspect anything about her during the day she explored the lighthouse alone. which reminds me of alkaid’s white day route… “don’t you think i’m suspicious”…. and the answer is no. they trust each other. so long as their free will exists, they will always trust each other.

ALKAID MENTIONING THE MOVIE. GODDD.

“i was afraid after seeing that movie that my desire to protect you would triumph over your own will. but, when you decided to come to the lighthouse alone, when you tried to touch the rune, and when you sang.. i had faith in you and your decisions. my goal is to protect you, but i recognize that, if i don’t respect your choices, our relationship means nothing.”

alkaid sweetie you’re rambling!!

“i just hope that from now on, whatever the impacts of your wishes are, you will at least let me face them with you and-“

AND MC CUTS HIM OFF BY KISSING HIM YESSSS STOP HIS OVERTHINKING SWEETIE YOU’RE DOING GREAT!!

also understandable i would also kiss anyone who told me that.

“it’s like the time when a morning star landed at my side and i gazed up at the breathtaking aurora on those snow plains. alkaid, my beloved, is the other half of my soul.”

incoming live blogging of my reread of alkaid's solitary light route for azure island. ough my god. it's so good.

“you enjoy any song i sing” followed by alkaid immediately being like oh shit what if she doesnt believe me and she thinks i’m just--

love the ominous singer third wheeling in this scene. keep it up king.

alkaid giving her his coat. ugh. weak for that trope dont @ me.

him realizing mc is scared of the singing man just bc her hand tensed up.

wordless understanding in looking and nodding at each other. god. shoot me.

hehe the radio show makes its return. mc’s mother how we missed ye…

wordless communication just by touching mc’s palm. her immediately knowing what alkaid was saying with that action. i hate couples i hate couples i hate cou

“alkaid looks at me patiently, making no attempt to press me into giving an answer - whether or not i tell him is entirely up to me” vibrates. vibrates

“can you come to my room…? “…?”

“i dont want to hide anything from alkaid” followed by mc just. explaining everything about her mother. and he just listens. and only caresses the back of her hand when she gets upset speaking.

“don’t be too hard on yourself. it’s not your fault.” that’s rich coming from mr. guilt himself! very sweet though HAHA

also alkaid being so moved by mc’s story that he spends the whole entire night gathering information from books, the police station, and his mother… then writing notes about ALL of it. just so he can try to get to the bottom of the matter.

“if you are unable to read them clearly, please let me know” okay so mr astronomy has bad handwriting? sounds typical for a stem major HAHA

alkaid telling mc what he learned from his mother about how she had been to pettman island before and how she knew about the weird phenomena.

“forget about the lighthouse. there is something more important” jump cut to mc’s room with that 'something more important' being that alkaid needs to rest. this feels exactly like alkaid’s travel event 2 where alkaid says he needs help with something urgent and that 'something urgent' being helping mc get over her art block.

touching his eyelashes is back on the menu boys!!! i love how alkaid is just. used to it by now. how often has mc done this since te2.

brushing a lock of hair behind someone’s ear is another favorite trope of mine. im going to kill alkaid for this (affectionately)

alkaid waking up the moment mc approaches him, obviously about to leave. he had a feeling mc would try to investigate shit on her own.

“between lovers, there should be no secrets” returns from white day! so cute! i also love how these two can just be totally open without any fear of judgement. even if it means telling alkaid upfront that she wants to go alone. instead of immediately getting upset, alkaid just listens to her. and wordlessly understands that he’s at high risk if he were to join.

“keep in touch with me while you’re away. and stay safe. don’t take risks” is the chad’s version of “i love you” dont @ me.

[weirdlyhornyforegos]

Darkiplier x reader x Antisepticeye

@cryptid-candy​: Oh hell ye! I request of you, oh might bard, Part two to the anti x reader x dark. Perhaps some more possessiveness and marking? Perhaps reader decides to get possessive back and it throws the boys off guard oWo

MINORS DO NOT INTERACT. Oohhh, this was fun ;3 Hope everybody enjoys!

Honestly, you should have expected it. Going to a costume party with the both of them, both looking good and with their mostly undisguised looks, they would get flirted with.

It makes a green demon fester and grow within you, and not the kind you want.

You know it’s stupid being jealous, but still.

They look good, and you want it to yourself. Not that they’re dressed in anything unusual.

Dark has chosen the dark suit with the popped collar that he knows you love, letting his eyes be black all the time.

Anti’s pants and shirt are tight, and you’re sure that he has done that on purpose to tease you.

Neither of them have had to use much power to look more human, since it’s a costume party. Honestly just an excuse for your friends, and friends of your friends, to dress up and get drunk.

But that also means that neither Dark or Anti needs to disguise themself much (other than Dark silencing his ringing and them both stopping their glitching), and they look extra good.

Which you are used to keeping to yourself, but now everyone can see it.

Black eyes, wound, and all.

You’re only wearing a very standard stereotypical vampire costume, black cape, white billowing shirt, and fake pointy fangs, and though you have gotten some attention and compliments, it’s nowhere near what they’re getting.

They keep getting compliments on their ‘demon’ costumes, a few people laying it on a little too thick. Your close friends know to stay clear, but other people don’t. Dark and Anti don’t seem to care much about it; but you do.

It’s not that you aren’t used to see them flirted with, but it gets annoying after some time and the amount is frankly ridiculous, and even you have your limits.

When get back from getting yourself a new drink, and spot a man dressed as a shirtless, vest-wearing cowboy putting his hands on Dark and Anti’s arms, you’ve had enough.

Moments later you appear behind Anti and Dark, moving them so you can push yourself in between them, effectively moving the man’s hands away. You plant a kiss on Dark’s cheek as one of Anti’s arms comes around your waist.

“Ah, here you guys are, I go to get a drink, and I almost thought you left without me.”

“You don’t get rid of us that easily.” Anti jokes, and you roll your eyes, focusing on the man, pretending it’s the first time, and that you haven’t been staring daggers at him as you moved across the room.

“And hey, who are you?” You put on a clearly forced smile, but the cowboy doesn’t seem to mind to much, giving you a grin in return.

“Adam, howdy.” He tilts his hat at you, and in another time and place you could have found it charming.

Not now however.

Not that Adam seems to pick up on what you want, as he smiles at the three of you, eyes clearly checking out all of you.

“Cute costume, but I gotta say your friends here have gone all out. That grey paint has gotta be a pain to get off. You’re gonna need some vigorous scrubbing, and maybe even help to get that off at the end of the night, right? And that wound makeup can’t be easy to get off either.” Dark raises an unimpressed eyebrow as Anti snorts, and you roll you your eyes as the very not hidden intent and meaning behind those words.

“My boyfriends you mean. And they’re good.” You scoff at Adam.

“Clearly.” Adam gives Dark an unashamed once-over, and you so want to punch the dude. “Good luck dudes.” Adam pats Dark’s and Anti’s shoulders, then grins at you before turning around and walking off, gone in the crowd in seconds.

Good riddance.

“I have half a mind to just hiss at him.”

“Darling-”

“That’s hot.” Anti grins as both you and Dark shoot him a look. You huff.

“Now my de-” Whatever Dark was about to say is stopped as you yank Dark by his hair into a kiss. He makes a noise of surprise which he quickly suppresses as he kisses back. Anti chuckles next to you, his grip shifting so he can squeeze at your hip.

“Not that I mind the show, but what was that for?” You break your kiss with Dark.

“You’re mine.”

“Ohh, we’re gonna have fun tonight aren’t we?” Anti grins, you just roll your eyes as you turn around and take a hold of the back of his neck.

“Shut it.” Anti’s eyebrows raise, but he lets you pull him into a kiss. You have half a mind to push him towards the nearest wall, but are stopped as you feel Dark’s fingers on the back of your neck, and his breath in your ear.

“Darling, people are staring.” Breaking the kiss with Anti, you do realize that people are indeed looking, but they’re quick to look away as you look around you.

“Good.”

“Hoho, someones in a mood.” Anti remarks, and you roll your eyes at him again.

“Whatever, lets go.”

“What, why?” Anti tries to question as you take their hands in yours and start dragging them towards the door.

“Because as much as it might be needed for some people to understand, I’m not about to give them a full show.” Dark and Anti exchange a glance as you drag them towards the front door.

Taking a deep breath when you get outside, you all move to a sufficiently dark spot out of sight from the party.

“Dark, take us home.” He puts his arms around you, and you turn around to pull Anti against your front, which makes him grin.

For longer distances you prefer Dark’s teleporting, as Anti’s sometimes causes static electricity in or on your body, and you prefer not to accidentally zap anyone. And while you would like for them to feel you tonight, that is not the way you want to go about it.

In seconds you find yourself standing in your living room, Dark against your back, Anti against your front.

You shake yourself, not quite used to the teleporting still, and then pull Anti into another kiss.

You start to walk backwards, forcing Dark to move with you as you drag Anti with you.

Sensing where you want this to go, Dark leads your steps with his hands on your hips, pulling and pushing every so slightly to get you to change your direction to avoid bumping into furniture or the wall.

Anti follows very willingly and somehow you manage to not break the kiss as you walk, only stopping when Dark kisses the side of you neck and whispers into your ear.

“We have arrived.” Breaking the kiss, you push yourself away from the two of them, unclasping your stupid vampire cape. You look as both of them just stand there and watch you get costume off.

“Strip.” Dark raises a brow as Anti laughs and glitches. He elbows Dark and grins at him.

“Seems like we’re in for it tonight.” Dark frowns, but shrugs his jacket of none the less, as Anti takes of his t-shirt.

Having started before them, you’re the first one to get fully naked, Anti not far behind since he hasn’t got a very complicated outfit. Not that Dark’s is very complicated, but when he folds his clothes up neatly as he undresses, it takes longer for him to get everything off.

Which you have very little patience for, so when he’s just in his shirt, and start to carefully unbutton the few buttons left, you take the two steps you have to go to get close to him, and rip the shirt open, sending the buttons flying. You hear them clatter as you wrench the shirt of Dark and let if fall to the floor.

“Darling, that was hardly necessary. It was a good shirt.” One of Dark’s hands comes to rest on your jaw.

“I know how to sew.” You push at him so he falls backwards onto the bed, bouncing slightly at the force of the push.

You follow him onto the bed as he moves upwards so his back rests against the headboard, and you climb onto his lap. You wind your hands into his hair, and kiss him hard.

Dark grunts, quick to return the kiss, growling as you tug on his hair, his hands moving to your rib cage.

The bed dips behind you, hands appears on your hips as teeth start to dance along the side of your neck.

Anti’s touch causes sparks of arousal to curse trough you, so you grind your hips down on Dark, where his own grows to meet you. Anti’s dick rubs against your ass as he keeps nipping at your skin, leaving bites and bruises in his wake.

“Feisty.” Anti comments against your skin, and you break your kiss with Dark to turn to him.

“You don’t know half of it. Lube.” Dark’s mouth, now unoccupied, goes to dance along your collar bone.

“And commandin’.”

“You’re welcome to leave.” Anti raises his hands up, grinning as he does so.

“Alright, alright, your wish is my command.” Lube appears in one of his hands from seemingly thin air.

Trusting that he will hardly need instructions, you turn your attention back to Dark. His head as moved down lower than before, kissing and licking along your chest, and though his mouth feels good there, you want it back on your own instead.

With a hand on his jaw, you move his attention back up, and kiss him just as one of Anti’s now lubed fingers enter you from behind.

You moan into Dark’s mouth and grind down on Anti’s fingers, and by extension Dark’s lap, and you feel Dark’s hands on your ribs squeeze.

As good as that feel, bruised ribs is not what you want, so you move one of his hands to your hair, the other to one of your hips, since Anti is only holding one now with his other one working in and out of you.

You feel Dark’s tongue against your lips, and you open up for him, your tongue coming out to meet his.

Dark’s hand in your hair tugs, and you moan into his mouth once more.

Not to be outdone in the fight for you attention, Anti adds another finger to your hole, and fuck, that feels fucking good.

You settle into a rhythm of grinding down on Anti’s fingers and Dark’s lap, Anti occasionally making a hickey or bite mark on your shoulders.

It feels so good, pleasure singing down your spine as the room is filled by chocked of moans and groans, mostly from you.

You’re getting warmer every second, chasing that high, but you don’t want to come just yet.

And you can hear Anti’s breathing getting heavier, and you can only imagine how his hard dick must feel, as like this it’s not making any direct contact with you, even as his fingers pump in an out of you.

It feels good, but you want more.

So, you stop kissing Dark so you can turn around and look at Anti, making him stop in his tracks, fingers stilling inside of you with the fiery look you send him.

“Fuck me.”

“Now that’s a command I’m goin’ to follow.” His fingers leave you, and is replaced with his cock. You moan, letting your head fall back on Anti’s shoulders as he presses close inside of you.

Seizing the opportunity, Dark starts to kiss along your neck, sucking a particularly size-able hickey on one side, just right next to one Anti made earlier.

Fuck, the sting of that feels so good that you can’t help but grind down, right down on Dark’s lap, and down onto Anti’s cock.

They both moan, and you grin at the ceiling.

Just like it should be.

You’re the one making them moan, and they are making you moan too.

Not one for being slow, Anti sets his own pace, his hips pumping in and out of you rapid pace.

With every trust he moves you against Dark, stoking your arousal and making Dark twitch against your front.

He’s not inside any part of you, but it must feel good, as he growls against your neck, and then starts to move against you, pushing up as Anti pulls back, and moving his hips down as Anti pushes into you.

And fuck, does this feel good.

But still, some part is missing, so you twist your head co catch Anti’s lips with your own.

The kisses are breathy and the angle of it is going to give you a chink in your neck, but you don’t care as you kiss Anti, catching his breathy moans with your mouth.

Not to be outdone, Dark moves down your chest, pushing you slightly backwards towards Anti so he can get his mouth on your nipples.

Dark’s tongue at your nipple his warm and wet, and your hand in his hair urges him to keep moving, while your other goes to Anti’s hip to do the same.

Anti breaks the kiss to nip at your ear, and you can hear the grin in his voice as he speaks.

“Look at you, being so good for us.” You gasp at a particularity harsh trust from him, and though normally his words were more than welcome and true, something about that irks you now.

God damn it, this isn’t quite right.

You were supposed to be the possessive one this time.

Because you always are.

You just don’t have the reason to show it off most time.

Something needs to change about this situation, even though Dark’s tongue against your chest, Anti’s dick going in and out of you, and both of their hands on you are making you feel so good.

Lifting yourself up, and stopping them both with your hands on them, you let Anti’s cock fall out of you, and Dark’s mouth dislodge from your chest.

“Wha- whoa!” Anti tries to question you, but you twist around and push him on his back instead, quickly moving to straddle him.

“My turn.” You line up his cock and sink down on him. Your hands come to rest on his chest, and then, lifting your hips up almost all the way, you slam back down on him. Anti groans, his hands flying to your hips as you set a fast pace.

“Fuckin, fuck!” Dark chuckles behind you, but you pay him no mind as you drag your nails down Anti’s chest, making him hiss.

“Such crude words.”

“Fuck off, like you don’t swear. Fuck.” You clench purposefully around him on the next down-stroke, grinning as Anti throws his head back. “And you’re not the one who has their partner riding their dick like a god damn stallion.” He gasps out as Dark hums, and you lean forward to bite along Anti’s neck, careful around his wound, only slowing down slightly with the new angle.

“Perhaps not, but I must say I’m quite enjoying the show.” You can hear the grin is his voice, and the unmistakable sound of Dark jerking off.

You don’t doubt the view is nice back there.

Your ass spread out, Anti’s dick going in and out of you as you bounce on him and press him into the mattress.

Anti swears, moans, and groans with each new hickey on his skin. After a little time he gets his senses back enough to push back up into you, working with you at the rhythm you have set.

You don’t know how long you can keep up this rhythm, but by the way Anti’s thighs starts to shake, and how he chants your name over and over again, and how his grip on your hips tightens, you won’t need to do it for long.

And it’s just seconds later that he comes, stilling as he fills you up with cum. You gasp at the sensation, and then give a particularly hard bite on the side of his neck, making Anti choke on thin air.

You lean back up, admiring your handiwork beneath you. Anti’s green tinged skin is littered with hickeys and bite-marks, and though you know they won’t last as long as you would like them too, they will stay long enough for your jealousy and possessiveness to be stoked somewhat.

Getting off him, your turn around, being met by the lovely sight of Dark with his hand on his cock, jerking himself off at a much slower pace than what you just did. He lets go of his cock, opening himself in a clear invitation.

You shuffle over, Anti’s cum still leaking out of you as you sink down on Dark’s cock with a moan.

Your pace is not as fast this time, but still far from slow as you move your hips up and down. Dark’s hands settle on your hips, moving with you. Your hands settle on his shoulders, and though you try to kiss his neck, Dark catches you into a kiss instead.

You almost frown into the kiss, but then get an idea as Anti appears behind you, his hands settling just above Dark’s.

“You might be content on watchin, but I’m not.” With that statement, Anti’s hand slides down your front, and fuck, his hands feels good there.

He plays with you, stoking your arousal even more, making you clench around Dark’s cock, which in turn makes him moan into your moan.

At a particularity skillful move with his hand, you bite down hard on Dark’s lip without meaning to, and he stops your hips, breaking the kiss so he can lean back, touching his lips where you can already see some blood starting to gather.

“Fuck, sorry.” Dark rubs his fingers with the blood in-between them against each other. Grasping the distraction to execute your idea from earlier, you move your hand to yank at Anti’s hair, giving him a quick kiss before whispering in his ear.

“Hair.” You let him go, making eye contact with him before looking at Dark, who is watching you both.

Almost as quick as lighting, one of Anti’s hand finds its way to Dark’s hair, and yanks his head back with some force, making him look up at the ceiling. Dark moans loudly, and you grin.

“Rude.” He remarks, only making the weakest of attempts to get Anti’s hand out of his hair.

“The tattle tale is at it again.” Dark huffs at Anti’s words, but that is broken up by a groan as Anti yanks at his hair.

“It’s only fair Dark, I told you one secret of his, and now he knows one of yours.” The sigh that gets out of Dark is mostly put on, and you can feel his cock twitch inside of you.

Grinning, knowing you got him where you want him, you slowly start to move your hips again, and lean forward to kiss along his shoulders and neck.

“Darling, what are yo- Ah!” You bite down on the side of his neck, and let him feel your grin against your skin before lapping at it with your tongue, and then speaking.

“There is not enough marks on you.” Dark moans as Anti laughs, and you continue to let your mouth wander over Dark’s front, and your hips speeds up as you do so.

Anti’s unoccupied hand pushes your hips down and up with your set rhythm, and Dark’s hands on your hips flex and grip hard, surely making bruises there for you to see in the morning.

The moans and groans that Dark makes as Anti keeps his hand in Dark’s hair and every so often is frankly obscene, and it gives you another idea.

Slowing down your hips, one of your hands joins Anti’s in Dark’s hair, tugging so Dark and Anti moves Dark’s head into a slight tilt. You kiss at a spot at the edge of Dark’s jaw and just underneath his ear, and then start making a hickey just at that spot.

That seems to be what does Dark in, as just seconds later he cums, filling you up as you still around him, his orgasm pushing you over to your own.

Your thighs shake as you draw in sharp breaths, Dark doing the same, the only somewhat calm breath in the room being Anti’s.

“That was fuckin’ hot.” You laugh somewhat shakily as you get off Dark, and Dark glares at Anti. Well, as good as a glare as he can with Anti’s hand still in his hair.

As Anti lets go of Dark’s hair, you let yourself fall down on the bed next to Dark, throwing an arm over your eyes.

A hand dances along your thigh and you hum, which quickly turns into a moan as two fingers is showed inside you. Moving your arm, you’re met with Dark’s eyes on you.

“It’s only fair.” His tone is teasing, and your breath hitches as his fingers stroke against your still sensitive insides.

“And you say I’m crude.” Dark hums, but pulls his fingers back out of you at Anti’s words.

“They like it.” He takes a long lick of his cum covered fingers, both his and Anti’s cum mixed inside of you and on his fingers.

And then for some reason he offers those fingers to Anti, who for some reason, actually takes what is offered, and gets them fully into his mouth, sucking loudly, even adding some tongue which he swirls around Dark’s fingers.

Dark looks at Anti as he lets go of his fingers and leans back, licking his lips.

“Seems like someone got an oral fixation.” Dark observers, wiping his fingers on his thigh as Anti grins.

“You both do.” That makes them both look at you, taking you in where you’re still laying on the mattress, your arousal already building up again. “Fuck, all three of us do.” Anti grins, moving to curl up into your side, his head on your chest.

“Someone bein’ a tattle tale on themselves now?” Dark mirrors him on your other side, hand coming to rest just above your navel.

“Fuck yes.” Dark huffs out something close to a laugh, and Anti glitches next to you as he giggles in a way you know only means  trouble; the delicious kind of trouble you are more than happy to get into.

[infraaa]

Hi!

This is the person that requested the licorice smut headcannons, i forgot to put the gender of the reader, sorry bout that, could you female? so sorry about that, thank you!

『not a problem my dear! Sorry this took so long this one stumped me a little. 😅 also coming from someone that personally doesn’t like lico, I had some fun w this one.』

general smut headcanons »» fem!reader (mostly gn but can be read as Fem tho sorry!)

tw// nsfw themes, dom/sub mechanic, spanking, dacryphilia, pegging (because later), queening, lico slander (jokingly)

NFSW UNDER THE CUT

Licorice just thinks he’s macho over here he thinks he’s big and bad.

He really isn’t. Poor boy doesn’t know what he’s doing half the time. He isn’t even remotely close to affectionate either, except if it’s his cat.

He loves to see you cry but gets easily thrown off.

What this means is that you’re crying and if you call him a name, it will go something like this:

“Aww, look at your stupid tears! Hehehe! I love them!” “I know you do you fuckin pussy” “Hey I am not! You take that back!”

He cannot be a dom worth shit so you dom him.

At first he doesn’t like it and often tries to be a brat and fight back, but after a little while something clicks in him. He’s getting recognition for this. Sure it’s in a different light than what he would have preferred, but he’s getting praise and recognition from the things that you make him do.

Loves it when you queen him.

Ride his face to your hearts content. He’ll try to hold her still so that he could get to her clit better, but she can always smack his hands away or at least tie them up.

We love spanking licorice in this household.

If he’s too bratty prop him over your knee like a child and spank the shit out of him, he’s just like “aaaAAaaaAAA what the fu- OW!”

Make him count. And then every time he messes up she has him restart.

He cries at the end just a little. And it makes you (and all of us) smile at him. How doesn’t wanna see his puppy dog tears!?

Oohohoho when you get the strap on out he’s terrified!

He’s like “wait I’m supposed to put that in you!”

And then the pegging starts. Just imagine with us.

She’s pegging him quite rough, the bed shaking from her ministrations as underneath her sat a weak and miserable licorice cookie, just bawling and crying and moaning out of his mind, about to break. And then she goes to stroke his cock well, oh! He’s getting louder!

He’s far from quiet. He’s loud as hell when you peg him only because he’s trying to one up you somehow.

Cannot stand it when you wear white lingerie to bed. Especially if it’s lacy. He wants to tear it off but you wave a finger at him like no no no and he goes “🥹 I hate you.”

He tries to get you the day after. He learns from you and wants to try new things, but overall we all know who’s in control. You are queen. Smack that bitch! Heheh!

Red Velvet makes fun of him every time he sees that you’ve left your lipstick stains and purple marks on his skin.

“You’re such a fucking pussy, man.” “NOT YOU TOO YOU TAKE THAT BA-“ “aw man is the baby gonna cry? damn.” “Oh my GO-“

She gets advice from red velvet on how to tear licorice down quicker. How to make him mad and oohhh my god isn’t rv so smart?

Act like a brat on purpose so that you can make him think he has the upper hand and when he feels his confidence streak going snatch it from him ever so quickly. He’ll just suffer in confusion.

[kavaeroexe]

Can u do one for incubus Obi-wan. The reader(she) works at one of those witchy store and you know finds an old book with an old language and accidentally summoning him. Please if u want😊

need to remember this, sorry for too late responding Anonn :(

 witchcraft lowly thing.

Incubus!Obi-wan x Reader

summary : “so.. I just need to say the word like.. the name of an incubus, I demand you to exist upon my wish!!!”

warning: typos, bad grammar, incubus content.

attention! please do not try to repost my works, I only post my works on Tumblr, if anyone see someone stole my works please inform me through the comments, tag me in the works, or message me!

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It’s fun to know that even though you’re not a favorite child in your family, but your grandmother loves you the most

every time Grandmother tells you about her experience being a witch and the fantasy story, you wish that you could be like your grandmother as well. the moment she said she got an old bookstore for magic, your eyes shine like a diamond, and it shines even brighter when she said you could have it if you’re done with your school and university.

now you got the whole bookstore, you thank your grandmother a lot, as you spin around the moment you enter the store, looking at every crystal, magic stuff, old books that you always have been dreaming to have, now it’s all yours!! oohhh how curiosity really brought you to heaven, you can’t even think how long you’re going to take to try all of the magic written in the books of your grandma’s store!!!

you spend the first week cleaning the store, tidying it up so it could be clean and easy for you to use and enjoy the stuff there, the second week you start to decorate and try to read some light books, and now, the third week, you try to read more specific and interesting books

you can’t hold yourself to do some practicing on the fourth week, so the sneaky you, try to do it this week

silly of you, stupid of you, but oh come on! how long do you need to wait-!? it’s already all yours, no one can stop you!!

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“So.. I just need to put this in here, here, and there... alrighty all done!” you claim yourself, putting both of your hands on your hips and posing proudly of your works, now you’re very excited because today what you’re going to do is...

Calling a Succubus! or.. also an Incubus.. 

but since you love something new, you don’t care whether it’s a succubus or an incubus, anything it is, as long as you can summon and at least talk to them in peace before they finally return to their own realm, it’s already a big achievement, the point is to summon!

now it’s time! you’re so nervous yet so excited, it’s something new to you, and you always face something new like this, so it’s normal but you love the feeling every time you do feel it. you spell the magic word, focusing your mind and trying to bring a nice aura to your surroundings. You close your eyes and didn’t dare to open them to see what’s happening after you do the ritual based on the book you read before.

took some time for you to check if there was a footstep, breathing, or heat around you to make sure that you really are summoning something, but you gave up trying to do everything but open your eyes, so you end up opening it anyway.

how surprised of you to find a man in black robes, with black and big wings, tail waging around him, and also a pair of horns appeared on his head, his face is beautiful, stunning and looks so seducing (Bcs that’s how their face work lmao). oh and don’t forget his upper body showing a little, showing a peak of his six-pack body, which makes your jaw drop but you quickly shake your head and start to make a little conversation but you’re too nervous because it’s your first time calling a demon..

“Oh- er hello- it’s a pleasure to see a man- I mean a demon or a devil? a-anyways nice to meet you, I’m S/o, nice to meet you- oh I already said that didn’t I?” you try to say it in the most casual way, THE MOST CASUAL WAY, yeah you’re trying so. it’s okay

“So innocent...”

is the first thing he said to you, innocent, does he mean by how you startled and nervous to greet him? or how your desire to summon him only to talk casually to him?

“Cute of you.”

It’s the second thing he said, the more he talked the more you were confused by his words like an innocent duck trying to process the thing in their brain.

now you slowly walk closer to him, erasing the distance between both of you, so you could see his face closer, you’re too curious, you mean he looks harmless, plus he compliments you

“Approach me so easily, aren’t you scared of demons?”

“mhm not really, but if you hurt me, I might start to feel scared of demons, so please don’t hurt me.”

“Pff how cute you are huh? Don’t worry you’ll be safe with me, want to make a contract little one?’

[crypticpine]

Oh no... That's why it's called betraying a dragons hero... 

Please don't tell me this is a way to get Toothless. Please Snotlout be an actual good person. I'm so nervous, and Camackazi be good! 

I don't trust Snotlout. I don't trust Snotlout. I don't trust him at all. What's with that smirk and laugh??? Hiccup you're going into a trap I know it... 

I KNEW IT. It was a betrayal. OH NO PLAN B!!! 

WHAT IN THE WORLD WAS PLAN B???? WHY DID YOU GET YOURSELF KIDNAPPED?? 

ALVINS VOICE 😂😂 I forgot how messed up it was

What the what is up with the worts?? Ooohh I thought it was even more messed up.

Where are the lost things??? 

Those dragon marker prisoners have got to be absolutely livid with rage at Hiccup being captured. 

CAMACKAZII!!!! I love her so much.

That's right. DON'T TURN YOUR BACKS ON HIM!!! 

I swear this has to be the most weirdest reunion ever. Even weirder than the one in the last book. "Oh Hiccup wouldn't fall for that he hates Snotlout" and then he's THERE. But I kind of hope that Fishlegs was sent to find the lost things and then save Hiccup. Please let that be the plan! 

Ohh Gobber. Poor beard :(

Snotlout. What the what were you thinking? 

Yes witch, don't kill Hiccup! You don't need to right now, that's completely fine!

Oh goodness, he doesn't have a hand right now? A whole arm gone to the vampire dragon thing? 

Oh! Ferocious called off the red rage! 

Is the small old dragon with him? Is he in his helmet? The doomfang? His name is the doomfang right? I can never remember his name... 

The witch always lies. She will always lie. Hiccup she always lies. She will not give you a nice life nor anyone with the dragon mark. TAKE YOUR DESTINY!!! YEESS!!! 

NO WITCH NO FRICK NOOOOO CAMACKAZI DON'T DO THIS

Don't give in Hiccup! Camackazi will be fine! 

Hiccup you better lie your teeth off about where the camp is and where your mother is say it's somewhere faaarrr away from here say it's like somewhere you know Ferocious has to be or something

Oohhh that's what he's doing. HAHAHAHA CLIMB HICCUP CLIMB!!! 

Alvin was definitely right about Hiccup and I'm so glad about it. 

Swim Hiccup! Swim! THE CHAIN BROKE! Yeessss!!! There is a reason people are loyal to Hiccup!!! CAMACKAZI is safe!!!

"Treasonous traitors of traitors" Snotlout what will you do now? Remember that Hiccup did not betray you. Remember that! Remember!! 

GOBBER HE IS TRYING TO BE NICE I think Snotlout was originally trying to do what he originally said, get close to Alvin and then get the lost things or something, but I could be wrong. It could just be he's incredibly stupid. 

Why did they put Hiccup in the one place the Lost things were. That's what I'm assuming, at least with it "being somewhere underwater" in woodensfang dreams.

Ah I knew dragons were helping him. This is really cool. 

A small glass jar with pebbles is the best thing. It's going to help so well. 

I LOVE THIS SO MUCH OF COURSE SHE'S GOOD AT IMPRESSIONS OH MY GOSH!! 

I want to see this. Animated so bad. I want to see the visuals so bad. I see them so great in my head but man would it be so cool to see it animated. Cressida, you've done it again! 

"A little lesson from Camackazi in causing chaos and confusion" can I have the full book of this? I think it'll come in handy. 

You think he's still under the water, Alvin?? Did you forget he has dragons??? 

I can't get over the impressions... It's so good?? Like... I'm laughing so hard 😂 Probably my favorite voice from David Tennant

THEY'RE BOMBS OH NOOOOO THE PEBBLES ARE BOMBS 😂 I love you Camackazi 

I'm taking notes, Camackazi. I'm taking so many notes. 

It even fooled Hiccup I love that so much-

Oh Hiccup isn't doing so well right now. Oh no. 

You rang, Madame?? 🥰😘🤪🤨☺️

Oh so Hogflys have ADHD that's awesome. 

Norberts coming back isn't he. He's gonna be on that boat the hogfly is going to.

Hogfly was so helpful. Absolutely helpful. Please (no I won't let this go). 

THAT'S RIGHT TOOTHLESS COUNT TO YOUR HEARTS CONTENT!! 

Ah yes, this is totally Vallhalarama singing. Absolutely amazing, I know? 

He's not going to have the things. OH VALLHALARAMA UH OH SHE WOULD'VE BEEN OK OH NO

THE VAMPIRE DRAGON NOOOO

I mean hey I don't think Alvin will give you dental if you're so worried about it, but we have some pretty good orthodontists back on Berk if you wanna join??? And it comes with the job! Dental and vision! 

He has two??? How in the world will he fight furious with paralysis in his arms??? 

SNOTLOUT??? oh no. OH NO! Oh golly geee.. 

SWORD FIGHT??? FRICK!! no!! His left arm is paralyzed!!! 

Wait... What?? He's helping more??? Awwwwww. Oh. Nevermind. "Fight me!" Snotlout what in the world are you trying to do?? 

Woodensfang, you're betraying Hiccup aren't you. I can't decide what to think about him, if he's smart or not. If he's just putting a lot of faith on Hiccup to defeat Furious. Idk... 

Snotlout?? Are you okay??? Oh my goodness. OH MY GOODNESS HE'S SO JEALOUS WHAT THE WHAT AWWW SNOTLOUT HE'S BLAMING EVERYTHING ON HICCUP WHAT 

Snotlout is finally getting maybe a character development? A little bit? 👀 Is he going to get over himself?

No one would follow him... Snotlout oh my gosh please character develop it's okay you can!! It's allowed!! 

Snotlout please you can be better! You can fight for Hiccup! 

BEST CHARACTER ARC BEST REDEMPTION ARC BEST ONE EVER ONLY SLIGHTLY BETTER THAN ZUKO'S (you don't know him sorry watch avatar: The Last Airbender)

HICCUP YOU RIGHTTT Honor before pride. "Pride is not the opposite to shame, but it's source. True humility is the only antidote to shame."

Snotlout. You can do this. I believe in you. Join Hiccup. Become the best redeemed character. HE SAID THE LINE! not the hero we wanted, but the one we needed. 

Hiccup you're going to be so embarrassed by this but, you almost killed your mother twice when she was trying to take the lost things. 

YEEESSSS!!! Good job Snotlout! I love this so much. I hope hiccup yelling the location didn't alert Alvin or others. I hope it's still secret. I also hope that Fishlegs and Camackazi don't die nor get captured. I'm really anxious about... 

I DON'T LIKE THE NAME OF THE NEXT CHAPTER SO I'M SIGNING OFF HERE "a very short chapter in which everything seems like it's about to go right for five minutes" I don't have an hour. I'm happy with ending it here for now. See you tomorrow!

Ok, so I skipped a lot because of finals, but here's an interaction I thought was funny. Context? It's finals week and I just talked to her about the part where Hiccup couldn't recognize Cami, Deadly Shadow, and Fishlegs and that having Woodensfang asleep makes it even better the same day this was sent, and I was supposed to be writing an essay.

That's all I've got out of our texts and the note thing I sent her. Thank you for reading! :)

My live reaction I sent my friend starting with How to Break a Dragon's Heart cause that's when I started doing this

P.S: It's a mix of images of text and text because I sent some through the notes app and some through text messaging. I know, I'm weird. There's also a bit about Miraculous Ladybug I didn't take out, lol.

Oooohhhh the clock has everything! It can show where the crown is! That's awesome. I was wondering why the witch didn't take Hiccups stuff. 

I'm worried about the dragon in the crown... 

I KNEW HYPNOTIC STUFF BY DRAGON EYES WOULD BECOME PLOT RELEVANT

Oooohhhhh you're telling me Hiccup from the movie follows the mixture of Hiccup the first and Hiccup the third? Oooohhhh

This is both so sad and so cool. The story of every hiccup being best friends with dragons: the first ending the war, the second raised by dragons and tried to liberate them, the third needing to send them away. 

The green death was the one that tried to kill hiccup the first? Whoaaahhh. And I'm glad that Hiccup the first treated the dragons good and the promise was kept until he died, he wasn't evil. None of the hiccups were mean! That's very interesting! And makes this feel a lot better.

"Those little betters become a larger good" ohhh I love this so much! I love this whole series! I'm cryinggggggg!!! Ohh my goodness!!!! 

OH NO FURIOUS DON'T DO THIS NOOOOOO HE'S A GOOD PERSON

Yesss I love the old dragon he's so cute! Take him!!! I'm sorry toothless he has to take your spot for a sec elders rights.

Flashburn, you deserve this humble experience. Also AAHHHH BRAIN PICKERS!!! I love that. I love that so much. And fishlegs we love you so much. Hhehehehehe

Flashburn. You really are gonna call yourself a jelly fish because your upset the chosen one was able to do his chosen one duties? 

"Do you think I'm stupid?" obviously they do hiccup for SOME reason. 

OH NO TOOTHLESS DID YOU JUST GIVE AWAY HICCUP BY LIFTING UP HIS HELMET???? 

Oh that sounds horrible. Even if it's not poisonous, scratches hurt. VORPENT POTATO YEESSSSS!!! MITHRIDATES LUCKY CHOSEN ONE!!!

WAIT VORPENT POISON STOIC ISN'T IMMUNE DON'T REALIZE THAT WITCH Oh thank goodness

Hiccup. HICCUP. H I C C U P!! You're so cool. Checkmate! CHECKMATE!!! 

Oh no. Not the helmet. Don't do the helmet. I'm not taking the helmet. 

I don't trust chapter 15's name. I will never trust their names, though they have never lead me astray. Although I'm glad flashburn won't be coming back. 

STOIC YES BE PROUD OF YOUR SON!!! Awww the toothfang admiring the colors of the earth I love it so much.

Oooh I would've loved to see the sword fights for each one for Hiccup. But oh no the mark is going to become something isn't it. I'm so scared of that mark. I don't know how it's gonna come up.

Oh goodness is the other guy norbert or something? Is it stoic? IT'S STOIC OH GOODNESS

Uh oh. The witch is back! Oh no!!! How is it gonna go wrong?! OH GOSH IS SHE GONNA REVEAL THE MARK??? 

"Go read Hiccups memoirs. How many times must I tell you?" love it. Yes! Absolutely!

OH NO I WAS RIGHT SHE DID SEE THE MARK DIDN'T SHE!!! OH NOOOO

Oh stoic. No, Hiccup has to fight. He HAS to fight. Ooohh he's never fought hiccup? Ooohhh this is going to be interesting!

Growing up sucks. But it's so nice when it works in your favor! Accidents??? ACCIDENTS?? NOOO FISHLEGS!!! oh. NOOO STOIC DON'T KILL HICCUP ON ACCIDENT!! 

"You can't fight time himself" yeah. It's true. HICCUP WON!!!! YEAAAHHHH!!! 

THE CROWN!!! He has to put the crown on. THE MARK! Oh goodness. I'm so scared. I'M SO SCARED!!! 

THE HARD PART? Please be just public speaking. Oh, it's the setting free of the dragons. Ok. 

That was such a good speech Hiccup. I really liked it. IT WORKED?!? YEESSSS!!!

This isn't the end you have an hour left. And that mark is going to hinder him in some way.

"Unfortunately this is a hiccup story" yeah... True. THE WITCH! NO! NOT SNOTLOUT!!! OH NO!

I KNEW IT NOOOOOOOOO THE MARK BECAME SOMETHING NOOOOO

HICCUP IS THE NAME OF THE RUNT NOOOOOOO HICCUUUUPP! 

Oh. No. Oh. No. OH NO!!! Snotlout!! THE WITCH!! NOO! Gober. Camackazi. FISHLEGS!!! 

Fishlegs... I love you so much. That's so sweet. I love you. I see now what the lobster claws were from the fanart I looked up.

Alvin. Alvin the treacherous. Of course, he's the "king". Oh no. Also just check, witch. Not quite mate yet my friend. 

He handed the things over... Oh goodness... Wait- the jewel isn't in the sword is it? I don't think it is... 

Alvin.... No. NO! How in the world will Hiccup win??? Noooo!!! NOOO NOT CHAINED NOOOOOOO TOOOOTHLESSSSS

One eye please just... Kill alvin and his mother. This is the one time I want someone to DIE-NOO FRICK YOU ALVIN! ONE EYE NOOOOOOO DON'T DIEEEEE

YESS!!! WHATEVER IT IS RUMBLING UNDERNEATH KILL ALVIN PLEASE

FURIOUS!!!! I don't know if I should be glad or not. Kill Alvin??  👀

He was so close!!! He was soooooo close! Five more seconds he would've been fine!! (Talking about Hiccup)

Oh my gosh all of this is only David Tennant I forgot about that and I only just remembered. He does such a good job!

Oh poor dragons. I know they're attacking, but goodness. Just a few seconds! Just... Human constructs are keeping Hiccup from fixing things! "Oh you can't rule us you have a mark that we arbitrarily gave meaning to that means lesser than being even though it was just as arbitrarily given to you"

TOOTHLESSS!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Oh wait it's a hypnotic thingy. he's back! Awww I love him so much. WINDWALKER YEEEESSSS HE'S ALSO NOT AFFECTED YEEEEEESSSSS!!! HE'S THE CHOSEN ONE!!! This series is so good.

Oh that's why they're getting the sword. To get the jewel, right? Also WHERE IS FISHLEGS AND CAMACKAZI THEY'RE ALRIGHT CORRECT?

Oooohhh thats a good plan, tell them that you have the powerful dragon jewel, that'll work out great for lie detecting dragons. Goodness, I sound like fishlegs!

CATCH?? WHAT IN THE WORLD?? I'm assuming not KILL but what??? Ooohhh I love prophecies!!! What does that dragon see in that Hiccup? Ooo! 

This is getting too long so I'll send this and then start a new one. :)

They put a character limit, so one sec-

[mizunetzu]

Hey! So, I decided to re-write the one female fic on my blog with male pronouns. The reason I had a female fic up in the first place was because I had a mutual who wanted to do a writing trade, but she never held her end of the deal, nor contacted me once the fic was done to my knowledge. She requested this Akaashi fic, so I hope more of you could enjoy it now that it has been male-readerfied. Happy reading!

-Mr. Mizunetzu

P.s. - the old writing makes me cringe.

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Akaashi x reader - Where Are You Going? (Male-readerfied)

⚠️Warnings - cringey old writing, Bokuto never saying “Akaashi” right

Pronouns - male, he/him

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“Hey hey hey-Where you going, Akaagjnshi?”

The black haired boy froze in his tracks. Bokuto tilted his head slightly to the side, holding a volleyball he was about to spike. Akaashi gripped his volleyball bag tighter.

“...I’m going home. My mom needs me to help with dinner.”

It was such a weak, foolish excuse, Akaashi told himself. But knowing Bokuto, it would suffice.

Bokuto’s smiled quickly returned to his face. “Ah! You should’ve just said so! Tell your mom I said hi!”

“I will,” Akaashi said, dipping out of the gym quietly. Bokuto paid no attention to the small blush Akaashi was harboring, along with the few beads of sweat running down his temple.

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“You’re gonna be late today, Aakkaggshi?”

“Yes, I...my teacher wanted to review a lesson I didn’t really understand. I can come to practice a bit late though.”

Another dumb excuse. But Bokuto’s stupidly wide grin assured him it worked everytime. Some part of Akaashi felt bad for lying to Bokuto, but the guilt eventually got buried and lost in all of the ‘I’m helping my mother with dinner’ and ‘I have to leave early to study’ excuses.

“All right! But y’know...I can come with you if you want-“

“NO!”

Bokuto stared at Akaashi with a blank face. Akaashi cleared his throat.

I-I mean, you’ll probably just get bored—and it’s gonna be quick, no need, Bokuto-san.”

Bokuto blinked. Akaashi almost never got flustered or embarrassed. Was he...hiding something?

Eh, probably not.

“O...kay, I’ll see you later dude...?” Bokuto punched Akaashi lightly on the shoulder before leaving. Akaashi sighed heavily, before walking in the opposite direction of the classrooms, into the second gym.

Weird, Bokuto thought. That’s the boy’s basketball gym.

“I wonder why his teacher wants to meet him there...”

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“I’m leaving early, Bokuto-san.”

“Ah-is it you’re mom again? You must be a really good cook or something, if she always wants you to make dinner.”

“Yeah. I’m going now, goodbye.”

“Bye, Ajdjsfjdksjfdjkahshi!”

Bokuto waved absentmindedly at Akaashi, who bowed curtly. It’s been happening every other day, so he kind of got used to him leaving early or showing up a few minutes late.

“Oi Bokuto-don’t you think it’s weird that Akaashi-kun’s always leaving practice early?” Sarukui butted in, watching Akaashi as he hunched over, practically tip-toeing out the door.

“Yeah-why does he get to cut practice but we have to stay the whole time?” Konoha joined in, resting a hand on Bokuto’s shoulder. Bokuto brought a finger to his chin.

“Well-“ Bokuto gestured towards the door. “His mom is always telling him to come home.”

“Why?”

“To make dinner!”

Sarukui and Konoha stared at their captain like a child saying “two plus two is five.”

“You can’t be fucking serious, Bokuto.”

“I am!” Bokuto whined.

“What...what about the times he shows up to practice late?”

“That’s easy!” Bokuto clasped his hands together, eager to have another question he knew the answer to. “He says his teacher wants him to stay behind to teach him stuff he didn’t understand.”

“Bokuto...” Konoha deadpanned. “Akaashi’s in class six-he’s a straight A student.”

Bokuto furrowed his eyebrows. “Well, I-I haven’t thought about tha-“

“And Akaashi’s mom loves to cook-why would she make him do it?”

“Well...” Bokuto choked out, voice cracking a bit. “I did find it strange that he took his extra classes in the 2nd gym...”

Konoha and Sarukui looked at eachother. “....Isn’t that where the boy‘s basketball practice goes on?”

They all stood in silence for a few beats. Bokuto squinted his eyes and knitted his brows together. He still didn’t know what was going on.

A light went off in Konoha and Sarukui’s heads, gasping lightly. Bokuto tilted his head, confused.

“You don’t think he...” Konoha mused, unable to suppress the mischievous smirk growing on his face.

“Akaashi you sly dog.” Sarukui and Konoha shared a knowing smirk between eachother, while Bokuto scratched his neck awkwardly.

“Uh-“

“Bokuto...captain...buddyyyyy....” Sarukui sang. “Can me and Konoha leave practice early tomorrow? Around when Akaashi does? We’ll let you come with us~”

Ah yes, the power of friendship. How could Bokuto possibly refuse?

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“I’m heading home, Bokuto-san.”

“Dinner again?”

“...yes.” Akaashi was slipping his bag over his shoulder when Bokuto suddenly piped up.

“Oh! Can me, Sarukui, and Konoha come t-“

A foot was firmly jabbed into Bokuto’s own, earning a yelp from the grey-haired boy. Akaashi looked at Konoha strangely as Sarukui put a hand around Bokuto’s shoulders.

“Don’t mind Bokuto, dude. Tell your mom we said hi.”

Akaashi blinked, suspicious. “Al...right..” he waved it off as them probably going to do something perverted or stupid while he was gone, and bowed curtly once more. “Goodbye then.”

The two chorused out a farewell as Bokuto whimpered in pain and betrayal. Bokuto grabbed hold of his foot as Konoha and Sarukui’s innocent smiles dropped.

“Tail him.”

“I know, I know. Let’s go Bokuto.” Sarukui grabbed Bokuto by the sleeve of his shirt, dragging him out the gym door while they kept a safe distance from Akaashi.

“So he was going to the basketball gym...sneaky bastard.” Konoha smirked. They watched as Akaashi speedwalked to the entrance of the second gym, dusting off any dirt on his volleyball shirt and fixing his already pretty short hair.

The three ducked behind the wall of the gym, dashing towards it when Akaashi turned his back. “What’s he gonna do-he’s just standing there!”

Sure enough, Akaashi was standing idly a few feet from the door of the gym, seemingly waiting for something or someone. He messed with his fingers and tapped his foot anxiously, even though his face was completely calm and relaxed.

After what seemed like forever, the door of the gym opened ever so slightly, wide enough only for someone to slip though. Akaashi’s face lit up-even though he still held his neutral gaze-and he quickly let go of his own hands, letting them drop to his side. Bokuto and Konoha gasped, while Sarukui face held a knowing, shit-eating grin.

Standing in front of Akaashi was a boy wearing the Fukurodani basketball team jacket, and holding a basketball in his hands. He hazily tossed the ball back into the gym, before enveloping Akaashi into a hug.

Akaashi tentatively wrapped his arms around his torso. It looked like they were saying something to eachother, but Sarukui and Konoha couldn’t make out the words from their distance.

“Who would’ve thought Akaashi was dating someone...I for sure thought he was buying drugs or something...” Sarukui mumbled, eyes glued to the scene infront of them.

“Well-I thought Bokuto for sure would’ve known, right Bo? ...Bokuto?” Konoha turned to where Bokuto was standing, to see that he had disappeared. The two boys went pale.

“Oh no...” Sarukui broke into a cold sweat as he saw their loud was captian strutting towards them.

“Bokuto! You dumbass! Get back here!” Konoha whisper yelled, flailing his arms to try and grab Bokuto’s attention. It was too late. Akaashi and the boy took sight of him. Akaashi looked like a deer in headlights, while the boy looked at Bokuto with a nervous smile.

“Hey hey hey! Why didn’t you tell me you had a boyfriend Akkaggshi!” Akaashi said nothing, instead tightening his hold on his (h/c)-haired boyfriend.

Konoha and Sarukui sighed, and stepped out from their hiding spot. Well, it’s not really a hiding spot if you aren’t hiding from something anymore.

“Who’s the guy, Akaashi?” Kohona said, smirking at the (h/c)-haired man next to Akaashi. He stepped forward.

“I’m (L/n) (Y/n), nice to meet you.” (Y/n) said. Akaashi deflated, embarrassed.

“(Y/n), please-“

“AWWW-you guys are on a first name basis?! How cute~!” Konoha made goo-goo eyes at Akaashi, while Sarukui held up a heart with his fingers. Bokuto slung his arm around Akaashi, making him stumble back slightly while he yelled things like “hey hey hey!” or “my man bro Alasshshshi!”

Akaashi looked eyes with (Y/n), practically pleading for help with his eyes while containing the last embers of his neutral collected gaze. (Y/n) just laughed, and booped him on the nose.

“They seem like nice people-why didn’t you introduce me to your team before?” Akaashi freed himself from Bokuto’s grip.

“...We’re gonna be late, let’s go-“ Akaashi linked arms with (Y/n) and tried to usher him away.

(Y/n) planted his feet firm and smirked.

“Noooo...I wanna meet your friends, Keiji-chan~”

“OOHHH HE CALLED HIM KEIJI-CHAN KONOHA THEIR PRACTICALLY MARRIED NOW-“

“Shut up, please” Akaashi begged. He pinched the bridge of his nose, inhaling sharply. “(Y/n), that’s Sarukui-san, that’s Konoha-san, and that’s Bokuto-san.” Akaashi gestured to each of the boys standing around them.

“Now that you all are well acquainted, please, can we get going-?“

Akaashis pleads were lost in the sound of questions and conversations being flung at them. All going in one ear and out the other. He sighed in defeat.

After what seemed like forever, (Y/n) pried himself from the volleyball players and interlocked his fingers with Akaashi’s. “Okaaaay, lets go” he said with a chuckle.

“Finally...” thank the heavens.

“Where you guys going?” Bokuto asked. (Y/n) glanced to Akaashi for approval. Akaashi nodded.

“We’re going to grab some dinner at this one ramen place, we do it every Thursday.”

“Oh! Oh! Can we come?” Bokuto cheered. He looked like a puppy clinging to (Y/n’s) side. Akaashi deadpanned while (Y/n) laughed internally.

“But-we-“

“Sure! Let’s go!” (Y/n) said, looking straight into Akaashi’s wilting eyes. The boys clamored past him, (Y/n) in their clutches, heading out of the school to wherever they were going.

“Oh! And, Akaashi?” Konoha said, stopping in his tracks and looking back at Akaashi. He had his feet planted into the ground with a devastated look on his face. Konoha smirked, and Akaashi wished he just stayed at practice.

“That’s what you get for skipping practice so much.”

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