#ooh spicy

[crappy-homestuck-confessions]

BRO STRIDER DID NOTHING WRONG❗️❗️❗️

OR IF HE DID WRONG THEN STILL LESS WRONG THAN VRISKA DID❗️❗️

I AM DYING ON THIS HILL❗️

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[my-shields-are-down]

I don’t know what this is, but I love it so, so much.

Ziwe doesn't choose violence. Violence chose her as its MESSenger.

[gurggggleburgle]

Luo Binghe is the kinda psychopath to pull out scrabble on a date and call it flirting and Shen Yuan is able to respond positively to this because man has zero, negative, and infinity levels of rizz catching all and simultaneously no bitches at once because these radio frequencies are all different lengths in this essay I will...

[morgana-ren]

Mate, if you unironically say things like 'corn' instead of porn, 'spicy time' or 'smex' instead of sex, or anything like 'unalive' on here, you're probably too young or emotionally immature to be engaging in any sort of content or conversations around those topics.

[iamayurtle]

They get pretty pent up

See the uncensored versions on my Bluesky

[reactionimagesdaily]

[thechaotichorselord]

careful the arts a bit silly goofy (its a bit spizy)

Keep reading

[blonde-and-cat-suc]

If Adora and Catra both did crap to hurt each other then why do I never see comics abt Adora feeling like crap and feeling bad for hurting Catra

[oceans11]

i wish columbo was real so i could give him some of the chili i just made

[mr-archaeoptryx]

anyone wanna guess the context

[abra-ka-dammit]

Found something cool at walmart and finally got to try something ive wanted to for like forever

I imagine its better not microwaved but the texture of the cakes is just like i dreamed

[animezinglife]

Carissa Broadbent, probably, adding her definitely-not-a-Solavellan-fic into The War of Lost Hearts:

[yonpote]

i mean the other problem is that some types of people don't know how to mind their own business. twitter is suuuuch a 2014 tumblr culture where everything HAS to be on blast. even if there is some wrongdoing, fucking 15-16 year olds are on there feeling as if they have to speak up on a situation that they had nothing to do with other than maybe being mutuals with the bad actor. so i feel like even if there was an attempt to establish a tag or place that was like "THIS IS WHERE FREAKY SHIT IS IF YOU DONT WANT TO SEE IT DONT LOOK AT THIS" and like attempts to tag everything appropriately, people would either not listen or not know of that rule or it wont catch on, and people will inherently not like that idea because they think you shouldn't be allowed to create any kind of transgressive work

[conherofrost]

Do you know the game

fu-

make love to... , marry, kill ?

I do indeed know that game, a silly little slumber party game like Spin the Bottle- not that I've ever had a slumber party or spun any bottles. I do recall it being called Kiss, Marry, Kill, but I guess this is the more spicy mature version~

...Although, I sense where this ask is going and I'm not sure I like that fact...

[erinptah]

Folks, in case you had any doubts about “do these AO3 spam commenters really scan the text of a work, and give it any kind of analysis that matters?”...

This is the chapter it called out as “written” by an AI text generator:

[nightmarecountry]

Corinthian wants to ruin inhabit HIS perfectly nice dream? oh. Oh no. Nate's having none of it. He's grabbing the nearest thing and hitting out at the nightmare, seeking to get him right on the nose. "Bad. " He chastises. "If y'want to bite, you're gonna have to take me on a date and ask first."

"Ow," it complains, more with the air of someone being bothered by a fly than blatantly smacked in the face. He should know better than to snipe someone else's work--it's always harder to get the dreamer to adhere to his narrative, and not the story first imposed by the dream that found them first... which is probably why this little shit isn't pissing themselves with fear right now.

The Corinthian bares its teeth as it catches Nate's wrist, caught between being annoyed at having to work to frighten him, and privately pleased that there's a change in routine for once.

In his pre-Waking days, he might have felt shame at having fucked it up. Now, he's mostly just glad for the entertainment, whether it involves a dreamer hitting him or not--though he sincerely hopes Dream isn't keeping an eye on him. Not supposed to play with his food anymore.

"Don't be difficult." It grumbles, squeezing the wrist hard enough to make the bones ache. "This is going to end my way, whether you fight me or not."