#ooc cal

[skegulium]

hey what's up

reblog this if you're a fantroll blog and you want me to follow you (and you're 18+ i'm not following minors lol)

[caldrea]

just imagined cal and andre dressing mel in the stupid cat costumes they find in pet stores and filming the process of putting the outfits on her (with many close ups of her face that is very annoyed but loving the attention) and then videos of her sitting in the costume with andre in frame talking to her and cal getting her at different angles while saying "pspsps" in hopes that she looks at the camera each time or even gets up to walk toward him

andre putting a hotdog costume on her while smiling and cal behind the camera going "she's a cat but she's dressed as a hotdog... a hotdog. more like hotcat," and andre just kind of stares up at cal. immediately going straight faced, but clearly trying to hold back a smile because what the hell is this cal gabriel fella even talking about most the time.

it's one of the few tapes andre doesn't mind his mommy finding under the bed

[skegulium]

in lieu of posting any art, i should probably stop keeping all my fun little character tidbits to myself. the real question is what i should specifically write about. current ideas? people they know? fun facts? summaries of what has happened to them?

hmmmm.

[bottledkriegmen]

sometimes i see the way some zeroday fans talk about cal and andre and just,, people know its okay to make oc's right. self inserts even,,

[skegulium]

wait hold up now

you're RIGHT

Holy shit you could use ancestors for this years ball theme, couldnt you

[burninq]

Cal needs more ships. i just want someone to love him the way he deserves, but someone who accepts him for all that he is, crazy or not.

[robo-boy]

do you ever ponder what was going through cal gabriels mind 24/7. was he stupid or did he never catch a break from his own thoughts

im torn between his mind was always full or he had 2 ideas per hour

[calaverage]

[They walked along the streets, on the hunt once more. They were looking for different prey this time though. This prey was a little easier to track.

They needed to experiment with their induction process. Most people in their collective had, at least in part, been inducted accidentally. They needed to understand the process better. They wanted to ensure they could induct people intentionally. So, here they were, scanning the streets of downtown for an ideal candidate. Someone who they could help. Someone who could use the community that the collective brought.

It was Hatchetfield. Someone like that shouldn't be that hard to find.]

[naturalbornluvr]

What pet names do you think Andre and Cal call their lovers? (Like baby, darling, etc)

i think they would both def say baby and andre would say babe. cal would also say “my girl/boy”. and andre would say babygirl and if ur shorter than him (idk if these r even pet names) but he’d call u stuff like midget or dwarf

[bruisedconscience-reblogs]

a post of cal from “if” since I can’t find anybody talking about this lovely man. I’m adding him as a muse, for spoilers & not spoilers. KEITH—!

[ image descriptions: 4 photos of Ryan Reynolds from the movie IF by John Krasinski. /end description ]

[skegulium]

Took the quiz as myself and got Cygnus.

Then I took it as Orivar and got Fansia. Ori has never been more repelled in her life.

take my new quiz, boy

[skegulium]

do you guys think i'll be able to celebrate my 9th anniversary of marriage to my wife or do you think i'll have to get married a second time to her

[skysaunter]

tfw u have so many alt. / canon div. verses u get them completely mixed up and u look at ur writing partner like what and ur partner looks back at u like w h a t 💀

[skegulium]

sacrifices must be made for a well oiled ball.

I want all of you to know Cal tried to kill me.

[trenchgardens-ooc-ooc-ooc-ooc]

lets all take a moment to be very glad that the most important character in Homestuck is Not in Two Time

[burninq]

are you fucking kidding me