#only one of these is no helmet ough<////3

[canneddolts]

AHH JUMPSCARE benny compilation from the last month…..it is weird switching from drawign the mop psycho kids for 3 yrs to these gloopies

[leclerclov3]

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✰ pairing: Charles Leclerc x fem!reader

✰ warning: none

✰ summary: It was no secret that ferrari was a whole shit show this season thos however did not stop charles from giving his all to the team that didn't even care about him.

✰ word count:0,5k

You sit in Charles' driver's room waiting for him to come back from yet another bad qualifying.

"Hey baby.." you say softly as he walks in he immediately comes over to you hugging you and nuzzling his head in the crook of your neck.

"I just don't know what I'm doing wrong... I've been practicing nonstop staying focused going over strategies what else do I need to do" he says desperately.

You can't help but feel awful as he lays and rants in your arms. you rub his back comfortingly "Shh baby it's alright none of this is your fault..you've been amazing you have given them your all there is not much else you could do. You are doing your best and that's enough even more than that ough and I'm sure all of this will pay off in the future. you're amazing love don't you ever forget it" You kiss his forehead.

he looks up "Thank you y/n I don't know what I would do without you..." he smiles a small but genuine smile "I'll give it my best tomorrow I’ll try to win...for you" he pecks your lips and lays back down the exhaustion from qualifying finally getting to him as he drifts off...

Sunday comes and you can't say that you aren't excited for what today will bring after your little talk with Charles he seemed happier..more sure of himself and it gave you hope...hope that after all of this, he'd still be ok...

The race starts and turns one is as chaotic as always but Charles manages to snag P1 you know that it's too early to celebrate but you can't seem to shake off the excitement that's bubbling in your stomach...

Lap 7 passes he's still in the lead then lap 20 and then the final lap there is a fierce battle going on between Charles and Max right now and you can't help but feel anxious as they get closer and closer to the finish line...you see max over take Charles in the 2nd to last corner and as you begin to lose hope Charles sneaks back and snags P1 for himself.

The whole Ferrari garage is going wild as well as you, with tears in your eyes you run to Parc fermé getting right in front of the brackets. You excitedly wait for Charles to get here. And as his car parks right at that P1 spot and he gets out of the car you both lock eyes it's like no one existed around you too. He runs straight to you taking off his helmet hugging you tightly and then giving you a kiss that you will never forget... After that day it was safe to say that you knew that he'd be alright..

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Second fic is finished this one is a little different from the first but i still hope you liked it let me know if you have any feedback and enjoy your day <3

[pettyprocrastination]

hiiiiii tj <3

i see you're back in your konig era and was wondering if you have any new hcs for our big teddy bear <3

HIIII ERIIIII :D

warnings: description of bullying, violence, social anxiety, insecurities, smut

SFW

So for me personally he’s very. Socially inept. Not in a ‘cute soft anxiety boy’ way but in the way that he will come off either deeply unsettling by staring at you in silence or like a total fucking asshole. Spent his entire childhood severely bullied and ostracized so any sort of slight against him, he will take personally and gets easily frustrated with himself for not handling situations/social intricacies smoothly

Probably has plenty of stretch marks from having such a big growth spurt growing up. 

Something about being severely bullied and then realizing his own size and strength means he could give his harassers some ferociousness back as a teen def…led to something. 

I HC that he has some pretty severe scarring on his face from being ganged up on as a kid, which only furthered him being an outsider to other kids/teens growing up so he wears his hood or some sort of facial covering on base as well. Severe trauma and all that. 

Most definitely has a criminal record from when he was a kid and fought back against a bully after said incident and ended up just getting tunnel vision and…destroying that poor kid. The case was either sealed because he was a minor or expunged completely because the argument was that it was in self defense and he had the scars to prove their previous assaults on him. Nonetheless. It left him fucked up. 

Shifting from being the defenseless kid being harassed and bullied to a bloodied teenager that now knows his strength and his capabilities in defending himself. Ough. 

Part of the reason he sheds his insecurities on the field. He’s able to not worry about being watched or ridiculed and just go full fucking ham and he loves it. Part of the reason why his voice lines are so shrieky and gloating. I love it lmao. 

If you’re on his side/somebody he considers to be an ally/friend? He may not talk much but will sort of…loom about. Small interjections here and there but overall just this shadow following you around- not that you mind. 

Will look over at you when he does something successfully for a bit of praise like ‘hey? Did you see that? Wasn’t that cool? Please tell me im cool’ without saying it outloud. 

I’m not sure if him being 6’10 is genuine canon (i can’t remember where I saw that if im being honest) but id imagine given how tall he looks finding clothes that fit him are a fucking pain. 

DIY king. At his height and size he will have to do the occasional alterations on his clothes. Grew up with a single mother who did her all to give her baby boy a good life which meant teaching him how to sew from a young age, a small hobby he would partake in while sitting at his mother’s side and beam bright when she told him he was doing a good job. 

Enjoys being in the wilderness quite a bit. 

I imagine him to be a ginger for some reason. His hair isn’t too long but enough that he can tie it up so it doesn’t get in his face. If you become close enough to him that you can see him without his hood on, please run your fingers through his hair he will reach nirvana. 

I’d also imagine that after spending so long covering his face, being without it feels. Weird. A touch overstimulating at first too. 

Sort of like how in that one ep of the mandalorian season two where din has to take off his helmet to get into that database, you see all his emotions and him react to the wind hitting his face because he isn’t used to it. 

NSFW

That being said. Once you kiss him he’s a bit of an addict for it. Won’t be out of the norm to find him pulling you back into his lap with a whisper of “one more, liebling? Please?” when you have to leave for a briefing in five minutes but then he nibbles at that spot on your neck and you just can’t say no to him. 

Not a virgin, but not overly experienced either. I’d imagine there’s been a few flings in the past of folks who have met this quiet giant and just had to suck him off cause I mean, who wouldn’t? But the genuine intimacy of face to face, holding one another while fucking? It’s a rarity he hasn’t truly been able to experience yet. 

Big dick and doesn’t realize it.

Loves a good makeout sesh. Doesn’t care if it’s juvenile or whatever if you sit on his lap and put on a movie in the background he will make out for fucking hours with his hand slipping up your shirt and pressing himself against your hips.

Tit man. Maybe it’s because I’m a fan of the honkers myself and i'm just projecting but the dude loooves to play with his partner’s chest. Big? small? Flat? He doesn’t give a fuck. Titties are titties please for the love of god let him touch you 

Kinda goes insane for the type of shirt where he can see the outline of your tits through it if you aren’t wearing a bra. Don’t be surprised if he corners you during the day and scolds you for being “So cruel” to him by wearing it before he starts mouthing at your chest through the fabric. 

Kissing, sucking, biting, licking, the man loves tits and will do it all god bless him. 

Nipple piercings will make his head explode

Loooves eating pussy. SO so much. Will go to the point where you have to pull on his hair to get him off of you and then he has the audacity to look at you with those sad eyes and ask for one more. 

Loves loves loves when you leave hickeys on him. He’ll never get in trouble for having them since he’s covered from head to toe at all times in the field but man does it get him riled up. Sees it as some sort of mark of your relationship to him, a little reminder for him to see in the mirror after your night together and he will plead for you to mark him up, he’s tough he can take it. 

“You can do it for me, can’t you? I know you can. Just one more, yes?” 

The type to kiss the pussy first, he’s a romantic. 

Will mumble/moan praise while between your legs. Talking about how pretty your pussy is and how you're so soft all over it has you completely braindead. 

Absolutely obscene with it, moaning and sloppy damn near drooling between your legs because he’s so drunk on you. 

Has no preference to where he gets to cum. Sex with you is joy itself but if you were to twist his arm: he’d say he likes to cum inside of you. 

He won’t say that he likes it so much because then he can lean back and watch his cum seep out of your hole, that’s his little secret. (Not a well kept one lmao) 

Probably has a porno-esque fantasy of a “sparring turned to sex” scenario that he keeps tucked away in the back of his mind at all times.

[cosmica-galaxy]

Marriage headcanons for Phobos and the Auditor (separately ofc) and the player? I love evil men ough

+Player is gender neutral

+Set in Salty's AU

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~ PHOBOS ~

+ Oh man, you never thought you would see the day that you would be wedded to the god-complex tyrant that ruled over Nexus City with an iron fist. It was astonishing that you two were getting married in the first place with how Phobos proposed after just a few months of being together. Despite the short time, you both almost know everything about one another...until now. Finding out that Phobos is an ultimate groomzilla was certainly not unexpected, but it still held some level of surprise. He wants everything absolutely perfect for your special ceremony.

+ You can practically hear him yelling at his staff to perfect everything while you get dressed up in your wedding garments. His shouting is firm and sharp as the staff runs around to get what he wants done just the way he likes it. "Hang those red ribbons HIGH and tie them down with a GOLD thread! Not a YELLOW thread!! GET THE CAKE STAND READY! Where is the flower display I ordered 3 minutes ago?!"

+ You can only apologize to the staff and underlings for Phobo's behavior. He's been looking forward to being married to a "higher god" ever since you accepted his proposal. He ordered everything that same day and sent out the announcement the day after that. To say he was excited would be an understatement. He's just trying to make this day as perfect as possible.

+ Phobos even had new clothes and special garments made for the both of you. Your wedding gown was as iridescent as your strings are and glitters with sparkles whenever you walked. Quite a surprise to find out where all of those strings the tailors asked you to supply went towards. It really was an elegant outfit.

+ Phobo's outfit really did make him look rather handsome. Instead of his typical gray garments and red cape, Phobo's had a unique crimson suit made for his wedding. Tailored with a long flowing red cape that touched the floor wherever he walked. his helmet was fitted with much more regal markings and his face was sporting new pairs of pristine white bandages. His gloves were leathery and black and his dark boots were shined to perfection. He looked like an emperor alright.

+ By the time all of the underlings were seated and the musicians were preparing to play the wedding march, which you had to supply to them, the long hall in the science tower was finished and decorated. The large crowds of grunts filled out numerous booths on both sides of the isle, with Phobos standing at his place on the altar. Crackpot his best madman and Hoffnar as yours. Jeb was dressed up in attire fit for a holy man, but with much more regal tones added to his outfit. The reason being, in Phobos's words: "Something much more worthy of marrying a pair of gods." + The crowd was excited and Phobos, despite all of his own excitement, was nervous. Anxious, even. As he moved about on his feet and held his hands together. Then, the music changes and the wedding officially begins. The doors at the end of the room are opened by two Blackguards, a bit much on the security but it makes Phobos feel more comfortable, revealing his beloved in their glittering wedding outfit. The crowds watch in awe as the Player walks down the aisle and towards Phobos who is just lovestruck.

+ The moment you get up there, the ceremony continues. Jeb goes into the typical speech about why they were all there and who was being wedded. (Like the announcement from Phobos himself didn't let them know that.) But he continues on about uniting Phobos and his Player in "holier matrimony. (Yes, the sheet tells him to say this.)

+ "Do you, Player, take Phobos to be your...ahem..."lawfully empowered godly emperor lover"?" In sanity and insanity? In sickness and in health? Until death do you part?" You nod earnestly, despite trying not to laugh. "I do." You say and Jeb turns to Phobos.

+ "And do you, Director Phobos, take Player to be your...uhh..."lawfully empowered god-amongst-gods holy lover"?", Phobos merely nods in response. "I do." He finalizes.

+ "Then by the power given to me and to all who bear witness to this ceremony, I declare these two 'gods' officially wedded. You may now seal it with a kiss." Jeb finishes as he steps down from the podium, placing their respective wedding rings upon their fingers, and allowing the two lovers to lean in and kiss each other. A thunderous applause rings out in the crowd as you both kiss under the altar.

+ Phobos then picks you up bridal-style and begins to head towards the exit as the after-wedding party begins to kick into gear. The cake needed to be cut, photos needed to be taken, and guests needed to be visited.

+ After the drinks, fun, and party...maybe you and Phobos can celebrate being newly wedded...alone later on tonight~ ~ AUDITOR ~

+ In all honesty, you were quite surprised when the Auditor himself decided to propose to you. He had read up about special ceremonies from your world and he was looking for a way to up your relationship to the ‘next level’. In which, he discovered weddings. You both have been together for months now, and he felt it was time to bind you both to one another. + Obviously, you said yes in response to his proposal and he was elated to announce the news to his other Employers. Whether it was from genuine happiness or he simply took the opportunity to gloat on his fellow employers is a mystery to you. But regardless, you can’t help but smile as he nuzzles you affectionately. + The employers as a whole are very private beings, so don’t really expect a big wedding. If anything, it’s something more of a private wedding that only a select few outsiders would attend. The other employers were a given, but it seemed that Jeb, Hoffnar, Sheriff, and a few A.T.P units were invited to help set up the wedding and attend the ceremony. + The Auditor assists in the displays and decorations while you go off to get dressed up in your wedding outfit. The garments were fitted in a unique style and glittered like an ocean at sunset. With the help of an A.T.P engineer, you were fitted up in the unique outfit and took a nice long look at yourself in the mirror. It was so strange…the patterned themselves reminded you of flames. You spin around and sure enough, the tail of your outfit seems to flutter about like iridescent flames. You wonder if the Auditor had any influence when the garments were being tailored…you wouldn’t be all that surprised. + The Auditor didn’t really have a need for clothes. He was made of shadow and flames, what purpose would wearing clothes fulfill? Still…he guesses he should look a little bit more…’formal’, it IS his wedding day, after all. So, his body simply morphs around until a much more fitting suit is applied to his malleable form. A crimson red tie, a blood red broach, and a faint red outline shows up in his form as he brushes himself off and checks his fit in a nearby reflective surface. Making adjustments and final preparations for his eventual eloping. + There weren't many guests, but the sheer amount of decorations that were set up in this specific dimension that they frequent was staggering. Each one unique and alien as the employer that put them up. The Deliberator was finishing setting up the cake stand and the dinner table, Stygian was finishing up decorating the parlor, and the Conductor was preparing to play the tunes that the Auditor gave him (the wedding march tune, specifically.). Everything was in order and the unification of him and his precious player was underway. Pretty soon…he and his Player would be together. Truly together. + Jeb was appointed as the unifier, Hoffnar as your best man, Sheriff as security, and Torture was pretty much Audi’s “support”. The altar that they surrounded was encrusted in ruby-like gems and held up on familiar black spikes. An obvious token of the Auditor's influence on the importance of the altar. Once all were present and accounted for, the Auditor takes his place at the altar and his kin stand at the sides, watching as the Conductor begins to play the wedding march. + The two engineers next to the door that led into the special room finally opened, revealing his Player to the small gathering of trusted individuals. The Auditor could feel the heat of his flames rise as he took in your regal appearance as you walked toward the altar. Once you arrive at the altar, he takes his place by your side and Jeb clears his throat. He didn’t need to go into the whole speech, he merely took a moment to welcome those that were present before announcing that the Auditor and Player would be wedded on this day. + “Do you, Player, take The Auditor as your lawfully unified lover? In sanity and insanity? In sickness and in health? Until death do you part?” You could only smile and nod, holding your flowers closer to your body in response. “I do.” You say. + “And do you, Auditor, take Player as your lawfully unified lover? In sanity and insanity? In sickness and in health? Until death do you part?” The Auditor simply nods in confirmation. “I do.” + “Then by the power bestowed upon me and with the guests as our witnesses, I declare you both wedded! You may now seal it with a kiss.” You both wasted no time in slipping your rings onto your fingers and leaning into one another. Giving each other a slow and meaningful kiss. The onlookers clap in earnest as you both hold onto one another and pull away. You let out a puff of inky black smoke in response to the kiss. The Auditor could only nuzzle you affectionately in response, chuckling under his smoky breath. + The rest of the day was spent eating cake, sharing drinks, and enjoying your new status as the Auditor’s significant other. As he too, takes pride in becoming your official husband. You both would embrace one another, cuddle, and nuzzle each other lovingly as the wedding slowly concluded and the guests began to dispatch back to their routines. + Later that evening, you both would cuddle in your bed and call one another your newly wedded titles and feel the shared warmth that spread between you both. Now nothing stood in the way of furthering your relationship…and the Auditor has a rather interesting plan in mind.

[babygirldennis]

This shit is fake bby!!!

Here she is.. My masterpost of all the dumb, illogical bits of info contained within these s15 “leaks” that make me fairly confident they are complete bullshit. It also includes my little tinhat theories that have absolutely no evidence.

I will be putting it all under a Readmore in case you don't want to risk it or if you simply Do Not Care

First up, I'd like to point out that these call sheets repeatedly give very detailed backstories to characters that have few lines which conveniently paints a picture of each episode's plot. And I'm not an expert so correct me if I'm wrong, but after looking at other similar casting calls, they only ever include the demographic and necessary skills.

Basically who in their right mind would write up casting calls that give away so many spoilers? Seems like that could cause and issue if they were leaked lol. But anyway that's my 1st point. But onto the actual content

So the conceit of this episode as a whole is that during the pandemic, the gang "gamed the system" and received three (3!) Loans to start businesses that went bankrupt. One of these businesses is implied to be the one started by dee and charlie who end up selling to Qanon shaman. Already this is so impossible baby.

1. We've already seen the gang try to get a loan and it didn't work. They don't have good ideas. Ur telling me, they managed to finagle 3 separate loans for 3 separate business ideas from an actual bank?

2. Maybe I just have bad reading comprehension but how does one have a business that is both fictitious and bankrupt?

3. If the customer is supposed to be Qanon shaman, an actual real life guy, why are the only descriptors white and male? They say he's shirtless so are they going to paint on all of the tattoos he has? And if so, doesn't that kind of ruin the dramatic reveal when charlie "throws in" the viking helmet? Why would he do that anyways? Sus.

Moving on

Alright this episode would fucking blow for obvious reasons but im going to refrain from looking at this through my gay dennis thruther lens because im biased.

Purely from a narrative standpoint, a woman hasn't been shown to be interested in dennis in nearly 5 years during the wade boggs episode. Ever since, every single woman he approaches has been actively creeped out by him. And now I'm supposed to believe that 3 "smart, passionate woman" (In Their Twenties!!!!!!) agreed to go on a date with him? And Anna even slept with him! Just because he what? Agreed with her? I'm not buyin it.

Plus the concept of this scenario lacks any potential for comedy. When iasip gets political, they always discuss a very specific topic using hyperbolic situations and flawed metaphors. If this is supposed to be a political episode, what ultimately lukewarm point would rob be trying to make here? So far we know they're ranting about

The patriarchy

Privilege

Socialism

No more personal responsibility(?)

The... nature of power in society(??)

How on earth would an episode like get approved? This shit sounds like a Ted talk. It sounds like it was written specifically to sound like a political episode so boring and pointless it would generate outrage and mile long essay posts from Tumblr users and reddit users alike. Almost like this one lol.

On a completely unrelated note, do not try and convince me that Frank "casual cock ring wearer" Reynolds is unable to perform.

Jeez this is getting out of hand fast. Let's move on

Ok now we're starting to getting into the Ireland of it all. Let me go on a bit of a tangent here about all this.. Now I thinq there are just 3 possibilities. Either this is all a publicity stunt and there is some truth to the Ireland rumors, the entire thing could be bogus from some weirdo fan (ps, if a fan did write this I want you to know I fucking hate you. You did this to me), or it is a publicity stunt but Ireland is just more bullshit.

I am going to assume it was a publicity stunt, otherwise I just wasted my entire evening and I can't have that kind of mentality rn. Additionally, I'm Going to tinhat here for a second and say that the Ireland rumors are true, but the details are different.

I say this because if they were going to do filming in Ireland, they probably figured that that information would be impossible to hide. In essence, my completely unfounded hypothesis is that this leak was their fucked up little way of controlling the situation while simultaneously messing with us.

Ok tangent is over, returning to the casting calls. From the looks of it, dee starts a "scam" acting class and has some very devoted students (Note that Tony was also the name of the porn shop owner. Seems weird!) Presumably after the gang replaces her with a monkey as the title suggests.

Honestly, there isn't too much here that's a red flag to me... seems like a nice little dee-centric episode that is the link to the Dublin angle. Assuming I am At All right, this could be a genuine plotline for Dee. However, the monkey could be a red herring and there could be a whole different side plot with the guys. who's to say. Next one!

Ah yes this is the dennis we all know and despise.. no red flags for me here really, I'm also running out of steam because idk if it shows, but I am majorly sleep deprived atm. Anyway I'm going to the next one

Okay this is where things start getting weird again ough a migraine just hit, anyway back to my earlier point about how casting calls would never contains major spoilers bc the people who see these wont be under any kind of NDA..

These ones reveal that bonnie dies. Again, that info wouldn't be in a casting call.

But also they suggest charlie has a irish penpal named Shelley who is his biological father. First off charlie is illiterate, although as pointed out by @undeadbreeze shelley could also be communicating in symbols. However, this scenario is still unbelievable to me for a couple reasons:

1. Bonnie's last name is Kelly obviously, and we know it's her maiden name because Jack's last name is also Kelly. But Shelley's last name is... also Kelly? In the context of this big ol hoax, it feels like it was written to show that look! his last name is the same as charlie's! That's how you know that's his dad! But It would be way too big of a coincidence if charlie's dad happened to have the same last name bonnie.

And 2. There's the whole mystery of charlie's long-lost sister from 'charlie got molested' but never any mention of a brother which according to this, shelley has been pretending to be his brother for years. And we all know how much rcg loves their continuity, it seems uncharacteristically lazy to just tack this on without any prior buildup.

And finally let me talk about mac for a second and specifically the line in gus's summary "both are gay men who are attracted to the priesthood for all the wrong reasons"

Iasip has commented on pedophilia in the priesthood many times in the past which leads me to believe that they are implying that mac is a pedophile? Please let me know if I completely misread the implications of that statement, but if not, then that is completely insane and one of the biggest indictators that this is fake. Mac is awful, just like everyone in the gang but he is definitely not a pedophile.

However even if i did completely misread that, it's still proof this is fake.. For all his faults, Rob put a surprising amount of care and effort into mac's coming-out. It hasn't been perfect, but Mfhp in particular firmly established that mac's faith is integral to his identity so Its unlikely that rob would throw all of that away for a cheap shot at priests.

Ok my brain is irradiated sludge at this point, but in conclusion. I hope that 1. I'm right, at least about it being fake (Otherwise damb that'll be so humiliating for me) And 2. This eases ur fears a bit. I don't want to lose all faith in future seasons bc I love iasip and miss the gang. If you read this far youre insane but I literally love you so goddamn much because I spent so so long tapping this out on my silly little phone

Please feel free to add on or message me your thoughts and opinions I need to know I'm not the only one who uhhh went a bit insane. And finally: whoever made these is a cunt. Mwah.

[fisticuffs-lesbian]

just rewatched the red/white/black/yellow trailers and like...god. what can compare

red trailer was short but so fucking good. ruby’s versatile use of her weapon is fucking STUNNING, absolutely love the way she used the kickback from firing it to accelerate in different directions. dope as shit

the grimm looked hilariously wack, not even close to how they look now. idk i found that funny

love the constant use of petals, everywhere. not just for the red trailer but for all of them. ALSO the delightfully subtle usages of ruby’s semblance... love that

for some reason i felt like ruby’s eyes looked... more silver? in the red trailer? at least compared to the series... it’s definitely partly because of the art style change, of course, but idk

ruby has so many fuckin crosses on her outfit for a girl in a story that doesn’t have christianity... that, and the way she put her scythe in Sword Mode for the final attack in the red trailer, make me feel Emotions abt her and qrow... she rlly like imitates him so closely cause she admires him and looks up to him so much.....OUGH

weiss...i still find it weird that her actual VA doesn’t do any of her singing bits, i remember it being ESPECIALLY noticeable in volume 4, once we’ve heard her speak for like, fuckin, 3 and a half entire seasons. idk

the mirror transition between Weiss singing and starting the fight against the armor... that FUCKED

seeing the glyphs was dope, though idk how she fought the giant suit of armor..was it posesses by like a geist grimm or something?

the goddamn lighting during the singing shots halfway through the white trailer... literally that was SO cool. something abt it blew me away

also i also completely forgot that the scars around her eye are two different scars? do we know how she got the one under her eye?

anyways myrtenaster is dope as fuck. all the different dust types... SO sick. and WEISS’S FINAL STRIKE AGAINST THE ARMOR... GODDDD THAT SLAAAPPED

blake..baby girl i love u....the voice work in the black trailer was super awkward but i don’t even care

love those generic robots

i hate adam. but his weapon is kind of cool. only kind of, though

i find it interesting that while blake and adam work well side-by-side, they don’t really work... together? like they never interact directly during fights. there’s no teamwork, no dual attacks. it’s interesting

the schnee family logo on the crates in the train... HOOOOO

the fact that blake just fucking leaves in the middle of the mission I’m hhfjddhdfjkdghdf

the silhouette shots FUCK. that is all.

yellow trailer BIG fav hhhgghfjgfh

the way the quote at the start mentioned being symmetrical...couldn’t help but think about yang and her arm....god.

as soon as yang was onscreen i yelled WIFE....i love her so much. can’t believe she was wearing a helmet on her motorcycle for like three frames, very ooc LMAOO

the music in the club in the yellow trailer is the remixes of everyone else’s trailer songs until it finally transitions to yang’s GODDDDD it fucks So hard

building on that: i absolutely LOVE how the first theme they remix in the yellow trailer is ruby’s bc then you immediately associate yang with ruby — aside from it making sense cause ruby was the first and is the leader, it makes a bunch more sense given she and yang are like, y’know, sisters, and we should associate them strongly right off the bat. definitely a thread made stronger by ruby showing up at the end of the trailer — that’s both when we first hear her speak, and when we’re immediately told that she and yang are sisters. not to mention it’s the only time in any of the trailers that one of the other title girls shows up

ANYWAYS torchwick was in the club?? damn that was cool

love how the only other colors in the club are red, white, and black

when she fuckin grabbed junior’s dick i YELLED...i love her so fucking much. literally everything she did made me scream.

those two other girls look like those two ugly as all FUCK widowmaker skins tbh, the horrible Ballerina ones

when she reloaded ember celica...BITCH...... i have romantic feelings for You......

LOVE the crazy footwork with yang and the girl in white and teal

yang fuxking decking junior, her eyes finally turning red as we hear “I BURN” in the song at last... GODDDDDDD

yang xiao long will u marry me please

fuckng love ruby showing up at the end just bein like ‘lol hey sis!! what up!!!’ like why was she there. i love her

love how there was generally more talking and like, content? in the yellow trailer? like every trailer had a little more substance to it, i love that

general stuff:

colors!!!! the colors are good. very bright and eye-catching

the moon starts full in the red trailer and shatters a little more in each trailer until it’s almost totally fucked up in the yellow trailer... that’s dope as shit

everyone gets a dope as FUCK MIDAIR SHOT, I LOVE IT

another connecting thread: the fuckin bird... at least in the R_BY trailers

ough the connections to their fairy tale origins in their trailers... little red traveling through the forest, attacked by wolves... snow white singing about the mirror... beauty and the beast (aka blake being the only one to truly share the spotlight of her trailer).... goldilocks walking into a home that’s not hers and fucking shit up

ruby’s trailer is the only one that didn’t get a quote at the start (unless you count the one on her mother’s grave), nor was her name given in the trailer, unlike the other three... hm

the action....HHGGH THE ACTION......it was so fast-paced and incredible and i loved every SECOND of it

tl;dr these slapped, obviously. but it also made me so sad and angry about monty’s death all over again, like he was SO insanely fucking talented and he had so much more work to do...so many things to accomplish, and now he never will. god idk it fucks me up, thinking about that.

still, i’ve got plenty more left from him to watch, as of now. three whole volumes. and then whatever comes after; it’s not the same, but it’s something. let’s do this