#only going to do waht He asked me to do

[natequarter]

🎉 yourbutchboyfriend Follow

considering changing my url but like what even to. yourbutchboyfriend?

💣 commiedyke Follow

DO ITTT

🎉 yourbutchboyfriend Follow

alright :3 here goes nothing

#anything for you

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🎉 yourbutchboyfriend Follow

man why does the doctor always act like i don't know what sex is? i'm 17 not 7 lol

🖋️ edwardianadvcnturess  Follow

He does the same with me! It's so utterly infuriating, why does he think just because I'm young I don't know what an orgy is?

🔫 thebrigadier Follow

I do believe he views all humans as deeply immature. I am nearing fifty now and he still patronises me whenever we meet.

❄️ icemaiden Follow

You're FIFTY??? No wonder the Doctor refuses to talk to you about such matters, that's practically cradle snatching. Or grooming.

⚰️ themaster Follow

hey didn't you lie about your age the first time you met the doctor? also you are literally 120. TIME TOT ☝️

❄️ icemaiden Follow

And you are literally a mass murderer. Go away.

⚰️ themaster Follow

you are like a little baby. watch this

*dies in his arms and he cries because he loves me unlike you who he could never love*

🎉 yourbutchboyfriend Follow

are you guys done yet or

#man what the fuck #is this like. time lord flirting

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🐧 coordinatorsupreme Follow

Tell me why the Rassilon character study I was just reading has an author's note that says "Sorry I haven't updated in decades, I got kidnapped and tortured by Daleks for twenty years!" Are all Mo3 users like this or is it just r*negades

🧶 elizabethtudor-blog Follow

Isn't this what happened to the president of Gallifrey?

🐧 coordinatorsupreme Follow

First of all, get off my post, I specifically have it in my DNI that humans are blocked on sight. Second of all,

WHAT?

👑 fred Follow

well what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament dare i ask

🐧 coordinatorsupreme Follow

None of those words are in the Matrix.

#What in Rassilon's name is a sacrament

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🗡️ worsthumanongallifrey Follow

it's always the little things in life. for example today i discovered that the writer behind all those doctor/romana fics on mo3 is none other than romana herself

#but does she write anything about me #nooo #no she does not

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📑 anordinaryjournalist Follow

Having a lovely coffee date with Harry to celebrate twenty years of the Doctor abandoning me! For some reason Harry hates it when I phrase things this way

📑 anordinaryjournalist Follow

Only 3 people died this time, it sounds terrible but I was hoping for something more interesting in all honesty

#the cafe didn't even explode or anything this time round #last time we had to pick up the dismembered bits of several corpses. much more fun #on the other hand Harry had to take his shirt off today (long story) #so that was fun #I mean it wasn't even really necessary but shhh he doesn't need to know that #eternally glad someone else is willing to put up with my nonsense (exploding fish-puma alien hybrids)

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nneed himmto fied merinto a pjper shrrder thrgn eastthe paper until wahts ke and whsts him is indenifinsble

📺 compassion Follow

I think he should not do that. Get help.

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🏏 the--adventurer5 Follow

Repeat after me: your psychosexual obsession with an alien threat that wants to kill you is valid. Cosplaying as intergalactic mass murderers does not make you a bad person.

👑 fred Follow

if you make ONE MORE post glorifying cricket like this i may actually have to report you to the high council

🏏 the--adventurer5 Follow

Wait Romana I didn't mean it I'm sorry. I'll do anything. I'll unexplode Adric please don't report me to the High Council

👑 fred Follow

i'm not angry, i'm just disappointed.

✈️ donewiththisshit573 Follow

I'm angry! Stop fucking bringing up Adric when clearly none of you care about him!

⚰️ themaster Follow

what she said. be psychosexually obsessed with ME please please pretty please. i'll treat you right i won't report you to the high council i won't even kill you a little bit this time

🏏 the--adventurer5 Follow

You are pathetic.

#if you died right now I wouldn't even be sad I would be overjoyed

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[diasslim]

heyy love, could you write something with 2000s eminem? where reader and him been together before he got famous and she is joining him for the first time on an event (she isn’t famous)

A/N: I hope I did your req right, but can request again if you didn't like it

Warning: None.

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You were nervous, anxious, sick and whatever morreu bad cards you could pull now. Your boyfriend is Eminem, one of the most famous rappers around right now, of course people would think that he has a girl, of course when you appeared on one of his music videos as a random girl no one would give a single attention to it, you weren't famous anyway.

So why are you nervous? Because he wants to show off his girl. Some time ago he wouldn't ask you if you want to come with him for a interview, but, with fame comes the changes right? Whem he asked you thought "Yeah, it will be cool" But now your legs are shaking and your hands are sweaty, you would be in magazines, people would know your name, waht if his fans didn't like you?

You feel a hand wander trough your leg before reaching your hand, giving a tight squeeze on it.

"What's wrong, babe?"

He asks as he looks at you. The h

journalist isn't there yet but you already feel that you're going to pass out there on the chair.

"Well... I... I'm nervous."

"You don't need to be. If anything bothers you I'm here."

He brings the back of your hand to his lips and gives it a kiss before putting his arm around your shoulders.

You lay your head on him as you focus on your respiration, trying to control it, thinking about him only and not about the interview.

When the journalist finally arrived, you gor nervous again. It was so natural for him to answer his questions, unlike you that is getting more and more anxious even if the journalist even talked to you yet.

"So the pretty girl that is almost on your lap? Who is she?"

He asks to Marshall as you try to get out of his embrace, flustered about thinking that you were all over your boyfriend until now. But he does not let you go, he simply holds you even more tightly and answers the question.

"This is (Y/N). My girl. I thought it was clear."

The journalist laughs off.

"Yeah, a bit. So, (Y/N) do you used to be one of his fangirls and somehow stole his heart?"

"No, she-"

"Actually,"

You interrupt Marshall, wanting to explain yourself and the start of the relationship with your own words and thoughts.

"I used to work on a clothing store. One day, he came in and asked for me to try a skirt for me. I just wanted to help him so I tried on the skirt, next he asked if I could try a bra for him to see and I said I would, but just after he take me to a date."

The journalist laughs again to the story. The nervousism on your body saying a slowly goodbye as you answers another questions from him, letting Marshall almost shocked that now you're the protagonist of his interview.

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[drdemonprince]

Anon who yearns after his boss here with a follow up.

First of all, thank you so much for taking the time and effort to form such a detailed reply and to include your followers, I really appreciate it!

I’d like to elaborate on what I meant when I said it would have no impact on my job. I do volunteer work, so I am not financially dependent on this job, and my boss unfortunately leaves the company in a month and I would probably wait until then to make any sort of move. So no matter how this plays out, it will pose no risk to my livelihood.

To answer your question, this is a pretty common dynamic for me. For some reason I have been in a lot of work/school/etc. settings where an attractive older man sees potential in me, I start working extra hard because of it and he starts giving me lots of attention and we fall into a really intense mentor/mentee relationship. This dynamic is so hot to me that I just end up in top of my class or employee of the month or whatever from being fueled by pure lust lol. Nothing compares. But I’ve never managed to take it to the next level because I either chicken out or play it too straight forward, which doesn't work like you said.

As for what you said about straight men looking for attention from queer men to fuel their ego, that is a very real possibility. He hides his insecurity well by being a jokester, but he's obviously a sensitive guy. It wouldn't surprise me if this is more about his ego than about attraction.

Him not viewing me as a guy is also a possibility, but I don't care too much. I get so horny that I lose any sense of self lol. He does treat me like a man though. I work at the furniture department of a second hand store and he never underestimates me to be able to lift something heavy or assemble something. He also compliments me all the time on getting stronger and handier, and all the progress I’m making.

Then on the other hand, he treats me with a certain gentleness and intimacy that I don't see him portray to my other male coworkers. We’re able to confide in eachother and get vulnerable. He tells me secrets no one else knows, like how he'll be leaving the company soon.

There's all these little moments throughout the day, like we'll be assembling a bed together and he jokes about how it has a certain eroticism to it, or how it turns him on when we work well together lol. When he sees me implement something he taught me, he's beaming at me with the biggest smile. We also have this running gag where I pretend to be his boss and tell him what to do, and he's always very obedient which is hot but also shows that he trusts me.

I love your idea about meeting up outside of work, because that's exactly what I was planning lol! He's really into photography and I asked him if he wanted to meet up sometime to show me the ropes, and he very enthusiastically agreed! So if I were to make any sort of move, it would be then.

Anyway, I’m really curious to see what you and your followers think now with all this extra information.

JESUS CHRIST ANON THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING

this is only a volunteer position?? he's leaving in a month?? he compliments you on getting stronger??? and says that assembling a bed together has a certain intimacy to it???

waht the fuck dog. my only concern now is that he's being weird and unprofessional af with volunteers. but no concern for you. you're clearly creaming your drawers for it. i say play ball.

you made this sound more forbidden than it actually was because that's exciting to you, you little minx. i see you. you've gotten us all involved in your erotic game, now you can go enjoy it.

let's re run the stats on this

[my-castles-crumbling]

oh my GOD the weirdest thing just happened to me and I NEED ur advice.

So basically, I have this friendship group of like eleven annoying idiots (love ‘em all), and me.

Two of them and me r in the marauders fandom. We’re all 16 btw, just finished GCSEs!!!!!!!!! This is THE summer!!!!!

Anyways, we have ONE couple in our friendship group (that gives rosekiller vibes ngl) and a few others are dating people but not from inside the group (not much group-cest).

So like yesterday, we were all hanging out at one of our houses and I turn to my best mate in the group (who’s also a marauder girlie) and say “isn’t it so weird that our friendship group doesn’t have a wolfstar ship.” cause like ngl, we do give marauder era friendship vibes.

AND EVERYONES GOES SILENT???????? Like people were halfway thru words and they SHUT up. They always ignore us when we talk abt the marauders.  

So I turn to everyone and go “what’s with the silence, half of u don’t even know what wolfstar is.”

And one of them goes “we might not know shit about harry potter but someone’s definitely mentioned wolfstar a few times”. 

AND SHE LOOKS AT ONE OF OUR FRIENDS.

I assume I shouldn’t use her real name her so imma just call her Clara (she loves TS Clara Bow song so-).

Clara blushes REAL red and looks down and whispers for the person who said that to shut up.

So I say “Hang on, I thought we weren’t allowed to blab abt the marauders after *my best mate* and *another person in the group* argued over who hated JKR the most? For three hours.”

And the girl from before who apparently knows what wolfstar is says “Yeah- except when we’re watching wolfstar happen, of course we have to know what it is.”

HUH,

So I furrow my eyes brows at her and she goes “you know” which I DONT.

And then my best mate rolls her eyes and says “we do have a wolfstar in this friendship group dumbass.” 

LIKE WHO OKAY? 

Anyway, we sorta moved on. And when I tried to hound my best mate later that night she wouldn’t tell me shit. She just kept saying “no. you know all the ships in our friendship group. we aren’t keeping the wolfstar one from you.”

ANYWAY I went home and THEN it occurred to me that… ME. I could be in the wolfstar ship our friends were talking abt. Otherwise I would KNOW, since I always know.

And there’s only one person they all ship me with in our group, Clara. 

SO I TEXT MY BEST MATE LIKE, WAHT RHE FUCK GIRL YOUVE BEEN SHIPING ME WITH SOMEONE SECRETLY

and she says, she hasn’t been shipping us secretly she’s been shipping us to my face

and so I say, that it wasn’t serious until she compared me to my FAV marauders couple

and so she says, WELL IM GLAD U NOW FEEL ITS SERIOUS 

and so I say, how dare u compare me to remus, I love him but he’s def not me. 

and she says, IM NOT BITCH YOURE SIRIUS

so I say, SIRIUS? 

and she says, SIRIUS!

And I say, girl how? 

And she says, how about the fact that ur family are psychos and u really need to move out. How abt because ur an idiot who can’t see what’s right in front of her? How about your a demi bi queer chaotic mess who can’t recognise what could be the love of your life if she literally kissed you on the cheek which she FUCKING DID

so I say, … that was platonic? 

And she says, I hate you (jk I love u) but no rlly I hate u so much. WHAT RHE FUCK DUDE. 

So I say, wait, u don’t think she has a crush on me do u? 

and she says, I FUCKING HATE U HOW R U THIS DUMB.

(this is all taking place over text in case I hadn’t made that clear).

So i say, JUST CAUSE SHES GAY DOESNT MEAN SHE FANCIES ME.

And she says, NO BUT KISSING UR CHEEK AND ASKING U OUT ON SINGLE DATES AND BEINF SAD WHEN U GET A BF AND SPENDING ALL HER TIME WITH TOU DOES MEAN SHE FANCIES U DUMBASS.

So I say, has she told you? 

And she says, u know I can’t say either way.

So I say, so no. She doesn’t. 

AND RHEN I STOP REPLYING.

But now I think she might. 

Which is awkward. Look i’m not like- straight or anything, but I never get crushes, who has the time to care honestly. 

And I don’t wanna be like, oh my friend who’s a lesbian ObViOuSlY has a crush on ME. I’m not like, Erin in Derry Girls. UGH. 

But in hindsight, she HAS seemed bothered whenever I talk about boyfriends (which isn’t that often cause again, who has the fucking time). 

And she did NOT like my ex. Which was only sort of fair personality wise.

And like yes, technically, we have hung out solo and then she kissed my cheek. But like, we’re just really good friends.

ALSO how dare my best mate compare me to Sirius. Sure my parents are evil but they’re NOT RICH. I mean if you’re gonna be horrific at least be rich right? 

And here’s the thing, if I bring it up and Clara does like me- WHAT DO I SAY

and if I bring it up and she doesn’t, i’m that bitch who assumes she does cause she’s gay.

AND if I don’t and she does like me, am I just being ignorant so it’s easier for me. 

Or if i don’t and she doesn’t like me, will I think there’s some weird air here and she won’t even know what’s going on. 

I HATE being in the unknown.

And like I had known our friends shipped us but they’ve done it for like… three years maybe? Not religiously but as a jk. 

So by this point it’s just background noise. but now they’ve compared us to WOLFSTAR (and know what wolfstar is it seems) now I’m like thinking about this.

MAYBE THATS THEIR PLAN. Maybe it’s just a trick to mess with us more. 

But now I can’t help worrying that when we hang out it’s supposed to be a date. Or that time she kissed me was supposed to be a date and I DIDNT REALISE and just rudely ignored her. 

WHAT IF IVE BEEN A BITCH THIS WHOLE TIME? 

Also like yes, she was there for the wolfstar comparison, but idk if SHE knows it was US being compared to them.

Clara doesn’t LOVE the marauders fandom, but she’s lovely and always lets me ramble about it (like I let her ramble abt her books). And so she knows a lot of lore, specifically about Wolfstar. 

So idk if she knew it was abt us, or if she’s just like realising now.

Also, and here’s the weird part, I care. 

I never give a shit usually, about whoever has a crush on me or whatever. I just do what I want and deal with other people later. But now it’s my friend, my really lovely and funny and sweet and beautiful and kind friend and I don’t want to hurt her.

BUT MAYBE I WONT. Cause maybe she doesn’t even like me so it’s nothing to worry abt. 

WHO KNOWS ANYMORE.

Anyway, that’s the story. Got any advice for me Cas? ALSO congrats on your new school!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh boy.

First of all- babe, it sounds like you're the last to know about all this. But I'm glad you're aware now. Welcome to the party!

Also- "my really lovely and funny and sweet and beautiful and kind friend" uhm. do you wanna say that again? And tell me there's no feelings there?

I mean, I'm not gonna tell you how you feel but it sounds like you need to stop overthinking and just spend some time with Clara. Because it could be that you're overlooking something great, here. Stop getting in your head and just feel for a bit. Wolfstar is a superior ship for a reason :D

Naming you wolfstar anon

[spotaus]

HEY!

It is me!

I had a thought concerning New Age AU :D

I spend some time thinking about waht you said.

That the castle Nightmare (and dream and their family) lived in. The royal castle.

Is the tree of emotions.

So. So hear me out.

I wonder that. if the castle is the tree. does that mean it may be a bit sentient.

You said that nightmare can easily change it because he is conencted to it (the apple ritual) but i wonder if the castle itself is kinda sentient.

And VERY mad about how its powers got used.

Maybe the story of the twins. OG story. is connected to the prophecy. But it was a warning.

It was a warning to remain united. To trust your family and to listen to them when they ask for help. To believe them when they notice things about people youdon't notice.

To warn away from going out on your own. warnign away from searching for power that you shouldnt take. (the apples were never suposed to be eaten after all.)

And of those twins the one who ate the apple actually succeed in killing their twin. that the grieve of that moment intensified the emotions based power source into overdrive which caused the one who ate the apple to even gain godlike abilities.

the whole prophecy was a warning.

The royal family that settled in this place. found the story. found the tree (having recovered after the twin who ate the apple died) and instead of seeing a warnign. saw a to do list.

The lessons they took:

power makes you undefeatable

the power makes you stay in control

the best way to gain this power? eat an apple and kill someone important to you.

attachment is a weakness waiting to be used to grow more powerful.

sadly after they grabbed and misused one apple? they got paranoid. if they can use the tree to gain power others can too! so they cut the tree down. and to make sure it could never grow back. build the castle on top of it.

Meaning there is only ONE apple. the one consumed by the one true ruler. and the ruler neeeds to willingly summon their apple/soul to give to eat to the new ruler. to pass on the forbidden knowedge and power through lessons and traditions.

over time the trees influence took over the castle. but because the ruler ate the apple and has a direct connection they can still control the castle.

the tree/castle watches as nightmare broke the cycle. as nightmare refused to hurt ccino (adn so his brother) nightmare, even through fear chose love and trust.

the castle willingly helps and protects nightmare.

and when nightmare lost the apple's power? officially breaking that godforsaken cycle? the castle is just more protective. thorn now protect the castle and the trees around it hide it.

this is of course. lost knowledge. the royal family made sure to destroy the knowledge in fear of someone standing against them.

but nightmare managed to break it still.

and maybe... just maybe... now somewhere deep in the castle. deep underground as a forgotten meadow deep underground. in a beautiful little cave. a new tree starts to grow to truly help heal the land.

haha sorry this got long again lmao.

but yeah! If you have the tree/castle kinda sentient you can have that the very land was trying to sabotage the old rulers but couldn't do a lot because of the one apple's power and so having to listen.

it would be the source of all that powerful magic.

Ough. It SO is slightly sentient.

Ancha once again you have obliterated me w/ ur storytelling istg-

Okay. I love that this info has been lost completely to time. Like. The only one that's aware is the tree/castle itself.

I think the interpretation I like here is that, the stump is somewhere within the grounds, maybe even in the treasury or armory, but the *roots* make up the building kinda cypress tree style, so as they cut down the tree, the once vibrant life in the old roots turned to stone and was left almost completely powerless. (I am, unfortunately, a sucker for the idea that there was a time that *someone* treated the tree with respect 😔) (Also hense the new young tree sprout growing out of the ground deep in a hidden cavern, because the roots relocated the power to a safer location.)

The castle, desperately grasping for that power back, so no one might mis-use it ever again. And then seeing Nightmare resist its twisted urges (like u said) in the name of love and care? It rips that power away the moment it loses its hold on Nightmare, and takes the seeds of magic away from harm's reach. But... Nightmare isn't upset by the loss. He doesn't go digging to get the power back. He... doesn't dig for *any* power.

Less blood is shed in vain on its land, more plants and ecosystems are allowed to thrive.

And gods, just the idea that the castle grows up plants and trees to better defend itself abd the people inside? This reaction is spontanious and Night assumes it connects to the state of the magic leaving him, but it doesn't harm anyone so ehhh. But the tree is trying to encourage and protect those who helped it without knowing...

And dude the whole story of the og story and both twins dying and then a family misconstrued that entire story into one of power and consumption and betrayal??? Waughhh it's beautiful....

I'm losing my mind here at the storybook level magical healing and forgiveness and learning lessons, I love it so so dearly <3

[atopvisenyashill]

Asking this because I (for some reason) have yet to see a theory stating this (even though it must exist!) but waht do you think the changes are of Brienne being the person who gets Alaynes favor and her potentially competing on Sansa's behalf in a trial for the kinslaying allegations? Obviously Brienne and Sansa even meeting is hotly debated but with the direction the show went in I can't see Briensa (platonic) not happening!

First I'm assuming you meant kingslaying because I was like wait how did I forget Sansa being accused of killing one of her siblings omg?? alsdjf unless you mean "kinslaying allegations" ie she betrayed Ned in which case, if that does come up (it's certainly possible) it's not likely to come up until waaaay later because the only person who would care is like, Arya, really, (I think both Jon and Bran would understand Sansa's actions here) and I don't think it will escalate to Brienne having to fight a trial by combat for her in that case.

BUT.

THAT'S AN INTERESTING THEORY. I think the general consensus here is that they're going to meet somehow at the tourney and escape it together, and also, Shadrich will be involved and probably Bronze Yohn as well, but that's pretty much as concrete as I've seen anyone get (altho if anyone does have a more concrete theory, let me know!!!).

So firstly, I think this would match up with the Ashford Tourney Theory very well -> Sansa having all the same suitors, only for the tourney to get upended by a trial by the seven/the appearance of The Truest Knight In All Of Westeros. Brienne, being both a True Knight and a descendant of Dunk, makes the most sense for being part of the foreshadowing of this theory in my opinion. And that little note we got of GRRM's outline included that line "kill the mouse" which points to Shadrich being a problem for Sansa or Brienne or both in the coming twow chapters. However...some random hedge knight can't just make off with either Sansa Stark, Last Surviving Stark or Alayne Stone, Only Child Of Lord Protector Baelish, without causing a HUGE ruckus (look at her escape from KL - they needed a huge ruckus to cover up their movements!). SO. Considering he showed up with a bunch of other guys...maybe Shadrich and several others looking for Sansa accuse of her being a kingslayer and say they are arresting her and taking her back to King's Landing to face the king's justice. And just like Tyrion got free by having Bronn defeat someone, perhaps Brienne, who enters in the lists in the hopes of getting close to Sansa as a mystery knight, steps up to call for a trial by the seven. That would be a parallel to Dunk as well!

And in the chaotic aftermath, when Brienne (and Bronze Yohn maybe!!) has cleared Sansa's name, something goes awry (maybe Harry dies fighting in the trial, maybe Sweetrobin dies and Sansa tells Brienne she doesn't want to marry Harry), the girls decide to make a run for the Wall, to the only other known relative Sansa has left alive outside of the Tullys - her recently revived bastard brother Jon Snow.

As for gaining her favor...while I'm fairly confident that Brienne saves Sansa and they leave together from the Vale, the state in which Brienne shows up is really up in the air. She's just leaving from whatever the fuck has happened with Lady Stoneheart and Jaime. Maybe she's injured. Maybe she has no money. Maybe she sees Ser Shadrich there and decides she's better off disguised. It could make sense that she enters the tourney in an attempt to see if she can find Sansa in the crowd, spots her, and asks her for her favor. Cue Shadrich accusal, trial by seven, and escape.

Hmmmmmmmmmmmm. Interesting prediction anon, I'd love to hear what other people think.

[crochetotterblog]

Simon “Ghost” Riley x Pregnant!Reader

A/N: This was fun to write, if you haven’t seen Kill Bill, you should because it is an amazing movie, plus the reference to you being a former assassin until ‘they beat you into a coma’

Word Count: 3839💕

Warning(s): 18+, guns, death, pregnant lady shooting a gun, kinda breeding kinky? (let me know if I missed some)

Summary: Ghost was lost in thought while walking with his team through the snowy mountains only to find such an oddly too girly home.

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No one thought Ghost had a life. No one did. No wife or husband, no kids no white piket fence. Ghost and his gaggle of friends are stuck out in the snowy mountains. With everyone cold and shivering. John spots a large cabin. "Lads, look" he pointed towards the two story wooden cabin, a soft dark oak woode hugged the outside, frilly peach curtains hid the inside of the cabin. Who would live out in the mountains like this? Ghost wasn't trying to lead them to his sade house. With everything going on, the one time he promised himself he wasn't goiong to let his gaurd down and leadin potentail threats or his dumbfounded team. He began to sweat, his mask began to cling to his face. Soap followed his captains finger to the lovely girlish cabin. His eyes widened and lit up at the site, not because he was sadly single and so fucking ready to mingle, but he was hoping for a warm place to eat and to not have to have his ass so close to the snow when he took a shit. The team folowed John to the door, Simon had told you, If anyone knocks at all while I am gone; you know where to find it. Do whatever you can to get them off of our property. John stood infront of the door that Simon had hand crafted to make the new place called home, home. John shivered with a soft sigh as he brought his fist up to the door. "Price wait" Ghost said, John stopped and looked at Ghost quickly and annouyed. "Softly" he responded. John gave an annouyed nod and use two knuckles to knock.

You were on the couch looking through the photos of you and your soon to be father. He said he would be back before your lovely son came into this world. You smiled at your wedding day photo before you two went off the grid. You didn't hear the first kind knocks. But once their was a loud bang on your front door, you jumped. Whipping your head to the door, Simon would not have knocked like that, the two short knocks were it's just me to him opening the door shaking his keys loudly and turning the safety on all his guns, then calling for you Love? You checked the window to see one too many shadows at your door, grabbing the pistol on the coffee table you took the safety off walking towards the door, you unlocked it slowly. "C-can I help you?" You asked softly, opening the door more noticing their camo. "Hi, Ms. We were passing by and wondering if we could come inside for a little to get warm and contact base" the bridge mustache said. You looked at all of them, reconizing them all actually. The one who was talking to you was Simon's caption John Price, next to his was the rest of his team. Simon had told and shown you waht they look like, just they don't know what you look like. You clicked your safety back on openig the door more. "Once you pass the doorframe, you must and WILL follow my simple rules: take off your shoes and gear, put on house slippers, do not touch anything, and for the love of all that is holy do NOT go snooping. If I find something out of place, one of you looking through anything I will not hesitate to kill any and all of you" you smiled. Soap's expression lost all of its color.

John turned to look at his team, "You heard the lady" he said harshly as he took off his boots, placing them neatly but the door and taking his gear off placing it right next to them. He kindly took the simple white house shoes from your hands and put them on as he walked into the Riley residence. Everyone followed suit, then you saw Ghost, your handsome husband. But he didn't look happy to see you at the moment, he followed his normal routine, putting on his; yes you guessed it. Ghost house shoes and set his gear down. As he walked passed you he whispered, I didn't mean to lead them here. You smiled and placed your soft hand on his shoulder, smiling whispering back, Welcome home Daddy~ taking your hand from his shoulder, letting him follow his team to the living room.

The fire place was creaking as you brought out some spice hot chocolate, with one normal hot chocolate. You were 7 months pregnant, literally about to pop, and they could see that. Simon had to try and not help you as much with anything knowing it would blow his cover. Placing the tray of spiced drinks on the coffee table you took your special cup and sat in your spot. "What are you guys doing up here anyway? You're lucky I'm nice to let you in my home" you chuckled. "Thank you for letting us in Ms..." John spoke, "Mrs. Riley" you responded. Soap choked on his coco, and looked at you with wide eyes. Simon did not react, all he did was lift his mask slightly to take a sip of the chocolatly goodness. "Mrs. Riley?" He repeated, "Yes, my husband's last name is Riley." You giggled. "What is his first name?" Soap pressed as he nudged Ghost. "Paul" you smiled, "He is on a business trip right now. I'll bring some pillows and blankets out for you hard working shoulders." You winked, placing your coffee down as you tried to stand. Simon noticed this, standing up at record speed helping you to your feet. You held your belly, rubbing it slightly. "Thank you.." you said out of breath.

The team watched Simon jump to his feet to help you. You couldn't help but smile at your so willing to help even if he couldn't say I love you. "Well I'm turning in for the night, please make yourself comfotable," you said with a smile before waddling into the kitchen to grab a cup of yogurt and the whole bag of marshmellows. You let out a soft sigh of joy as you walked up the stairs to your shared room. Meanwhile, the boys were downstairs chatting about how nice you are and that Paul, is a lucky man. Simon bounced his leg, he can't stop thinking and worrying about you. Being 7 months pregnant, anything could happen. He remembers the way his mind ran, thinking of a way to propose to you.

—Flashback—

You and Simon were walking the ailes of Home Depot together, only this time he didn't have his iconic mask, he wore a black medical mask. You couldn't help but smile, at the fact you would live your childhood dream. With your handsome boyfriend, walking throw this orange wood smelling box of a store. Only thing that hasn't come true yet is the fact that you two aren't married. You wanted to build your own home, with your husband, you didn't want to build while the two of you were dating, what would happen if it goes south? Or from his line of work? Anyway, you grabbed a 4x4 smiling as you looked at it; you love crafts, getting your hands dirty. For a kind woman your hands were callased slightly. Lifting your head you looked at Simon who had his hands in his pocket as he watched your face light up with joy. Once you had fought over who was going to pay for the piece of oak wood, you walked to your lovely green jeep. You have told Simon about building your own home, and that for years you have compiled so many ideas into one. A secure basemant, sweet home on the inside and outside, to throw those looking for Simon off. Why would the imfamous Ghost live in such a girly home? 

Large piece of land in the mountains, a flower garden, a big peach tree to sit under with your love as you watched the sunset. Cobblestone path leading to the house, shed and a covered area for your veichles. You thought this through, so much and throughly that it would be impossible to change your mind at all. The two of you drove back to your small apartment, "Love, I have a surprise for you," he smiled under his mask. Youl turned your head to look at him as you mapped out what to cut out into the wood. "I have something you'll love, and whom would keep you company!" He said with cheer, you couldn't help but smile widely, you stood up walking toward him. "Now, I have everything set up" the only thing you didn't know was that he was going to propose to you, in your crummy small apartment. "Close your eyes." You did as told, he held your hands softly as he ushered you to following him gingerly; a door opened and closed once you made it in. He put you in the middle of the room, smiling. He took off his mask and set it down. You would hear screatching and russling. "Okay, open" he smirked. You opened your eyes slowly to see a large tank with a bow wrapped around it.

(Photo not mine, from Pinetrest)

"Huh," you cocked your head to the side, starring at the large glass cage infront of you. Simon then pulls out a small yellow pinkish lump. Your eyes lit up, you've always wanted one! He smiled as he put the reptile in its forever home.

(Photos are mine because this is my leopard gecko Lemonade)

You ran up into his arms, giving him the biggest hug your smile body could. Littering his face in kisses; you let him go and rushed to the tank to look at your new friend. “Love..” he whispered. “Yes,” you answered not looking at him. “One more thing,” he pulled out some photos handing them to you (Photo not mine, found off pinetrest. Pretend it isn’t blue but oak wood brown. But it is from this website: https://vanderhornarchitects.com/residences/classical-revival?pp=0&epik=dj0yJnU9TTR5UFR6MW00YThfVjdKT2ZBYkFLVVZCTVhzTWdFMi0mcD0xJm49VWFtUldRV2dwamhJczZyT1BPUExhQSZ0PUFBQUFBR1BnZ3hr)

Once you looked at the photos, not noticing him getting down on one knee. You looked back at him, “Y/N L/N, will you make me the happiest man in the world and become Mrs. Riley?” A knot in your throat started to grow as your vision became a blur. Nodding your head smiling and offically bursting into tears. “Fuck yeah!” you screamed, he grabbed your hand, rubing his thumb agaisnt it as he out the lovely ring upon your finger. You wrapped your arms around his neck, jumping in his arms, smashing your lips agaisnt his. Deeping the kiss by moaning into his mouth as you gripped his hair, he chuckled and took the hint, carrying you into the bedroom closing the door with one swift nudge of his foot. Let’s just say, the neighbors were glad that the two of you left the very next day, packing what little you both had.

—End of Flashback—

While you climbed into your shared bed to rest. Simon was downstairs, on the couch with Soap, as they all chatted and drank the spiced hot chocolate. He loved it when you made him things, he always loved the coco, and the meals you make, he just wishes he can find a way to tell his team that they are staying in his house, and talking to his wife. The next day came as soon as the team closed its eyes. You waddled down the stairs as quietly as you could, making your way to the kitchen. Simon had his feet propped up on a footstool, arms crossed with his head down. Your eyes wondred to you sleeping husband, you knew he never really slept; and when he actually did sleep a small sound, leaves crunching, or animal sounds will make him jump to his feet, reaching for his rifle that layed agasint the wall on his side of the bed. You smiled and walked over to him, gently placing your hand on hias bicep, causing him to open one eye looking towards you, you bit your bottom lip squeezing his bicep, a small gesticulated thing you did to tell him your, thinking about him. His other eye shot open as he pulled his slippered covered feet from the foot stool, sitting up with such speed that his knee nudged Soap causing him to groan rolling over. You held his hand leading him upstairs, even though his steps were larger than yours, and now you walk a bit slower and can't really run up the stairs to tease him. Once you reached the top of the stairs you lead him to the lovely shared room. He closed the door gently, as you slowly took one of his t-shirts off exposing your swolling breast, full of milk; resting agaisnt your chest. He watched as you waddle over to him wrapping your small arms around his neck. You lifted his mask over his nose and place a soft on his lips.

He walked you to the bed, allowing you to get on the bed and lay down. Once you had gotten comfy, slightly propped agaisnt your body pillow, "I see Mommy is needy this moring..." he smirked, you whined in response opening your legs pulling your baby bump so he can have better access to your cunt. This is when he noticed you weren't wearing any panties this morning, or granny panties becasue they are more comfortable than tight lace. "I'm sorry...I couldn't wait any longer" you moaned, he smirk at the sight of his flustared wife, taking it in, "Hold on~" he hushed as he grabbed the poilorad camera, point it at you, "I need my baby when I'm out on a job~" you pushed up on your milk filled breasts, kneading your nipples between your thumb and index finger. With his mask still only showing his lips, he pulled the mask off, feeling more at home. He looked you up and down, crawling towards your naked body. Placing his calist hand against your soft thighs, lowering his head towards your sensitive pussy; just him breathing made you throb. He chuckled lowly before licking your slight with such delicacy, making you rut your tired hips against his rough face. A soft moan came out of your throat, were you always this sensitive? Normally when he would eat you out it would take almost 30 mind before he even lets you cum, but ever since he had gotten you pregnant, you have been so pent up and moody. He jst wanted to make you happy, even if it meant small sessions like this one. What else was he supposed to do? He has pictures of his wife and could use those, or he could ask if you wanted to do something. Most of the time you just wanted him to eat you out, but rare ocasions are when you ride the fuck out of him with your baby bump pushing more weight onto his pelvic bone.

—Downstairs—

Soap woke up to the sound of crunching snow, rushing to his feet he grabbed his knife walking slowly to the window to peek out. Before he could move the curtain, he heard a sound from inside the house. Was that a moan or a groan? A yawn? He slowly yet quietly walked upstairs, listening for the sound again. All Soap could hear were mmm's an sometimes some kind of hiss like you were in pain. All he wanted to do was go to the bathroom and hopefully not walk into Mr. Riley. As he stalked his way to the bathroom. 10 minutes pass by and Soap is walking down the hall; right before he passed your bedroom the door opened, "Oh, hi Mrs.-" when the door started to close, he saw a tall dark figure pulling something over their face. They didn't seem to hear Soap, "Si get back here~" you whispered stickig your hand out from the room to grab your husband by the neck of his shirt. With a hard tug you were able to yank your 6'7 husband that weighs about 250 in muscle.

Soap woke up to the sound of crunching snow, rushing to his feet he grabbed his knife walking slowly to the window to peek out. Before he could move the curtain, he heard a sound from inside the house. Was that a moan or a groan? A yawn? He slowly yet quietly walked upstairs, listening for the sound again. All Soap could hear were mmm's and sometimes some kind of hiss like you were in pain. All he wanted to do was go to the bathroom and hopefully not walk into Mr. Riley. As he stalked his way to the bathroom. 10 minutes pass by and Soap is walking down the hall; right before he passed your bedroom the door opened, "Oh, hi Mrs.-" when the door started to close, he saw a tall dark figure pulling something over their face. They didn't seem to hear Soap, "Si get back here~" you moaned as you grabbed the collar of his shirt pulling him back into the room.

Si? He thought, why would she say yes in Spanish or Si short for Simon...wasn't her husbands' name Paul? Is Ghost into cheating? Being a lover? Soap walked back down the stairs with a shocked confused look slapped on his face. As Soap walked towards the task team he could hear faint growls and giggles. Once Soap made it downstairs, the front door was wide open. A cool chill ran down his spine as he looked over at his team, who were tied up. He was pulled by his neck, whoever this was knew what they were doing. It was a struggle to subdue Soap, but not as bad as their main target. Ghost. "Where is she?" the man asked, no one spoke. "Fine then, turn this place upside down" he ordered, all of his men in winter camo searched foro Ghost, destroying everything that he had built.

A few seconds later, two men came down the stairs dragging this hunk of a man in front of their boss. "You have something of ours, and Bill ain't gonna like his pet being taken from him." He spat. "I don't know what you're talking about," he responded. They watched as this man stood over Ghost, growing angrier by the second. Hands were thrown, Ghost got a decent beating. "We found her," two men said with a smug tone. "Let go of me" you shouted as one held onto your arm, making sure you kept up. "Y/N Riley, finally. Bill has missed you," the man smiled. Your old job, being an assassin, for a man that didn't give a shit about you unless you had some kind of clothing off your body. The man that abused you for so many years, has found you; you were pregnant with Simons' child. "Oh, how far along are you? Doesn't matter, it won't last long anyway" he chuckled. 141 watched the encounter, Ghost, looking helpless, staring at you as you stare at the leader with furrowed brows.

"You, and you punk ass bitches get the fuck out of my house," you snarled. He only laughed at you. "Yeah, that's not going to happen. You see, we are getting a great sum of money for your alive ass, with no vermin inside you" he retorted. He looked down at Simon, "So you must be Mr. Riley? The lucky guy to have taken Bill's girl?" He questioned, then Soap spoke up, "What are you on about," he turned to Soap, grabbing the photo album that laid on a wooden side table, opening it up. You and Simon on your wedding day. He still had his mask on and everything, which makes you laugh every time you look back at that photo. They all looked at each other, then Ghost, then to your embarrassed face. Your eyes began to fill tears, as you looked down at Simon. Whispering to yourself, Just this once, and it will be over with. You can do this Y/N. Simon knew you used to be an assassin, and how you hated it, and swore never to kill anyone unless absolutely, positivity, necessary. "I-I'll go pack my things. . ." You sighed in defeat, looking at Simon and winking. Looking up at you, you could see that smile. The man holding your arm led you back upstairs standing outside of the shared room so you could get changed and pack. Big rookie mistake is what he made. You grabbed the semi-auto that you had bought for yourself in case of a situation like this. Walking back to the man who was standing by the door, you hit him with the butt of your gun, knocking him out. "On second thought," you sighed, walking down the stairs carrying the heavy semi-auto. "How about you and your punks, fuck off my property, before I fill you all full of lead." You smirked, the angry lust coursing through your veins. Some of the men just backed off and went outside. Others stayed to fight the pregnant woman. "No" he said, Simon pushed himself from the couch to his team, his eyes not leaving his wife who was having a standoff with the aggressive stranger. While they were all occupied by his wife, he swiftly and slowly grabbed a hidden rifle disguised as an umbrella; helping his team move out of the house with their gear to take care of those outside. "I am going to ask you one more time," you said, taking a step towards them, with each step you took, then backed up; until they made it outside. "Round up," the stranger said, all of his men stood behind him, waiting for his order. "Fuck off grasshopper" you snarled with venom spraying from your mouth as you pulled the trigger, owing them down like a firing squad. You yelped, shaking your delicate hand. "Hey, hey what happened?!" Simon said with fear. "I burnt my finger and cracked a nail because of you bitches" you spat as you tossed the semi down into the snow, spitting on the men. "You lot owe me big time" you hissed. Pointing your finger at them.

Simon sighed with relief, "I fucking knew it!" Soap screamed. Simon looked over at Soap, "Johnny what are you on about," "I knew you two were fuckin' or somethin' but I didn't think you two were actually married. Thought you might have had a thing for taken women, and pregnant women?" Simon pushed Soap into the snow, while the rest of his team were still in shock. "I'm sleeping on the couch when I get back. . ." he sighed rubbing the back of his neck.

[theunluckyvandalist]

Time to explain all of these

Trans and out

Churchill: has been out for years now [he's only abt 34] and has transitioned fully

Ezili: her connection to the spirits and magic made her realize she's def not a cis girl, she doesn't talk abt it much but will explain if asked

Psi: it's canon waht do u want me to say, but I think they project their dysphoria onto people they don't like sometimes.

Trans, but-

Quincy: he has transitioned but he hasn't told anyone except Gwen, he just doesn't think it's super important to say.

Rosalia: she's still figuring herself out, but she's p sure she's nonbinary

Etienne: same as rosalia

Trans by proxy

Adora: as my headcanon goes, adora is quite literally part sungod, the space gods were genderless and so her connection with gender is very warped. She identifies w fem terms and doesn't mind being called a girl though.

Corvus: according to him, the concept of gender being literally dead feels better to him

Benjamin: he's going thru smtn

Obyn: he is part plant and was raised by wolves, his perception of gender is mostly gone and he thinks masc agender works fine.

Dabbled but cis

Brickell: since I hc she and Churchill were childhood friends [and essentially found family] his gender questioning stage made her wonder if she was too, she realized p quickly she wasn't but it helped her w figuring things out anyway. [Realized she was bi]

Gwen: identified as nby for YEARS until realizing she was just a tomboy and felt like she couldn't be a masc girl [again, also realized she was bi]

Sauda: too much energy, so little time but figured out she was cis very wuickly

Bottom tier is self explanatory

[mintytealfox]

//slides in here You want Alicenort headcanons I have come to deliver (fun fact I am the same anon that sent the word vomit of Alicenort stuff and the Golden Canary headcanon so le boo fhdjsk)

Enjoy reading.

A headcanon I hold dear to my heart is the fact Norton kind of follows Alice around a kin to a lost puppy (yes, even his hunter form, yes it has spooked her) sometimes. No one knows why, and when pressed about Norton will just tell people to shove off (lol).

Another headcanon I have is Alice and Norton together. Be like trapped in the manor forever idea or the fun idea they escaped together, Norton helps Alice out. Alice is the one person who Norton doesn't mind helping because she gets him. Sure, Norton will still be an ass about it sometimes, but its more of a playful teasing ass that Alice would and can play along with. Plus the two are a terrifying combo together. Norton is the brawns and cunning street smarts while Alice is the book smarts and detective skills. They get into a lot of mischief together, even with Norton's hunter form throw into the mix. Examples of this are: Norton and Alice going off the beaten map and exploring, maybe him lifting heavy stuff up for Alice to squeeze into to find something or lifting Alice herself up into vents. Or Alice knowing the ins and outs of the manor well, so she knows how to sneak around and teaches Norton all the passages it holds so he can move around quickly.

Adding to this too, while they work well together, they also know when to let the other go and do their own thing since it can and WILL get results. Even if the other has to clean up after them.

Also a bonus headcanon thats not 100% Alicenort related, but kind is near the end headcanon: Norton owns a hunting knife that he has on person 24/7. Has this resulted in him stabbing hunters? Yes. Has this also resulted in him stabbing his fellow survivors? Probably, maybe, okay only when he is very out of it and they spook him (fight of flight response and Norton screams the fight response). Alice knows about this and usually calls out to Norton to makes her presence known when he is like this.

yyyyeeeeeeEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS Welcome BACK 🤣👏👏👏 I am thoroughly enjoying what my eyes are seeing here 👀

The image of massive rock man slowly following Alice around like a giant duckling LOOL The 'not like I care about her or anything' vibes have me laughing lool "Alice fell down" (she didn't) Fool's Gold: "SHE WAHT" -looks at the camera- "told you he cares about her"

GOSH YES! He strikes me as someone who doesn't accept help anymore because he is waiting for the price or strings that follow or just the rejection (he will take free stuff though lol). So to have this reporter lady just helping him cause she wants to is likely so wild at first. Able to spot what he likes or needs and is a step ahead with helping him cause she knows he will wait too long or just never ask lol -out on the field trying do get out the gate- Norton: "Okay I need to get--" Alice -places the exact tool he needs in his hand- Norton: ......💞🤌🤌

Alice could 100% handle him lol Good for her honestly 🤣

Oh my gosh YES! This dude has hella strength. Like, this dude can handle working in the mines with his lungs barely working and still lugging around rubble and whacking through it all with a pickaxe, with very little food fueling him. This dude lives on ambition and spite alone ah Then Alice over here seeing stuff like 'that bird is a particular shade of blue so that means we are near this place where something crazy happened' and running right towards the danger as Norton has to run after her. Her getting them involved with so much garbage loool but they have been through so much in their lives that honestly why not, by this point 🤣 LOL the image of them trying to break into a business, (to get the sussy documents so they could have the proof that the business is corrupt and have them close down), and Norton lifting up Alice so she can slip through the window LOL Alice: "do I weigh anything to you?" Norton: "no, its like holding a couple of grapes"

Gosh yea, them knowing each other's strengths and weaknesses like the backs of their hands. 🤌🤌🤌🤌

He is a fighter FOR SURE 1000000% Feral Norton has my heart feeling the ouchies for him and Alice needing to act accordingly owww oowww

AHH THANK YOU FOR THIS FEAST AAAHHH 👏👏👏👏

[mothiitea]

Ok so wait. I’m confused.

I know I said I wouldn’t post about it anymore, but I need to ask something. Do republican voters…not want project 2025 to happen? Every time I see someone list waht is entails and that dangers of it online, there is always a right-winger or two commenting and saying it’s fake and it would never happen. And that Trump disagrees with it (a lie).

Maybe the answer is right in front of my face but idk. I’m just trying to rationalize that it won’t pass if even republican voters don’t want it. He would turn his own supporters away.

idk I need to stop thinking about it. I’m going to drive myself crazy. Optimism and rationalizing is the only thing keeping me alive right now istg.

[studiousbotanist]

this mouthwashing fanimation on twitter has been on loop in my head joetastic you are so damn funny #SWANSEA #SHOOT HIM [LINK] and i had some SPOILER thoughts to say and at this point i put so many in the tags i'm just putting it in a read more #sexual assault mention

ive been talking w a pal and a lot of signs w the game as it goes on tells me that if anya eventually told swansea and then from there theres options of like . 1. she asks him not to confront him cause it was clear to me she wanted support and not direct confrontation Due To How Much Longer they're on that damn ship . or 2. classic misogyny moment of 'just endure it'

but i think it's more likely curly was the only one she told, since he was the 'highest authority' as the captain and after the way he responded, she shut down and had a pretty common thought process of "well if he was so blaise' about it, anyone else would be too" and its HARD ENOUGH to admit something like that happened to you one time, but esp with a response like that how would you open up again . so you swallow it but that only works for so long and the inevitable time bomb of her pregnancy, it was all like . ;_; she felt she had No Choice and i dont think she did !!! trapped on the SHIP !!! speaking from my own experiences it's how im viewing it .

swansea definitely just didn't like jimmy cause his vibes are so damn rancid too lol . but also the more i think about it the more i think any reality of whether she shared that w him or not like . you Can See the -disdain and contempt he has for him . i really like how a lot of it is pretty open ended, you don't see a true linear way of how every character feels about every single moment . just the perspective of jimmy and then curly . i was telling cygnus but it pissed me off so bad that he had Nothing To Say when you discover Anya it broke my heart . of COURSE he wouldn't he's a misogynist and he hated her and sexually assaulted her . HE SUCKS !!! the overall story is such a well done tragedy .

its funny how me linking this goofy ass video had me writing all this out but i wanted to give a couple of my interpretations of it . it was also pissing me off seeing people say swansea wouldn't give a shit either way . did we see the same interactions LOL i'm not saying he COULDN'T be a misogynist, as the game is clearly themed around that, but saying there's no way he'd give a shit ... you dn't understand ...

anyhoo . i love anya . her story was so tragic . i'm excited to do another playthrough soon to really tie together more of my thoughts and also see her again :) i've got nothing but sympathy for her and the way wrong organ wrote her interactions and responses is really intense for me . its very realistic when taking her personality into thought too . this is a bit all over the place but i'm getting back into the swing of expressing my media thoughts

EDIT: going back 2 the replies and this response is definitely waht got my mind chugging

[selfmenticide]

unsent texts - nathaniel to fnaftm anna :3c

niel remembers when they first started working together , when she first gave him her number . " just in case something happens . " she said with a wink that at the time he felt was a bit . . . weird to do with a coworker . he remembers the first text he went to send when he'd gotten home , something he'd quickly erased not wanting to seem weird :

[ TEXT ⤍ anna work only ] hey nathaniel from work . just wanting to make sure this is a real number and that you didn't like give me a fake , would understand if you did LOL hope your nights good .

the next time nate remembers not sending a message , words that could put right into drafts was around the time he'd quit the first time , when the stress of everything had him seeking a simple life away from smelly animatronics and haywire code :

[ TEXT ⤍ anna ] sorry to dip all of a sudden , i know we had plans to hang out on my upcoming shifts . everything was just getting to be too much for me and i couldnt see myself having a future there . if you want you are always welcome to swing by my place , ive got movies and video games . shit even board games if you like those .

the last time he had not sent a message was far more recent , after . . . everything happened . from watching his previous coworker die before his own eyes to his boss to almost dying himself by that crazed maniac , nathaniel had too much on his mind , he recalls having tried configuring this message a number of ways before giving up entirely , this is the last thing he got out ( typos included ) :

[ TEXT ⤍ big red ] im so sorry i should tell you wahts going on , its jsut so much . ive got terrible things in me anna , demons , things that are making me wanna do bad things , hiurt people . hurt your boss . i don't know what to do , its liek my brain is on fire and i wanna explain it all , make it make sense , but i barely get it . please i dont wanna see you get hurt because of me , please all ican ask is you dont come looking for me , please anna please .

@murdermelody

[madefate]

Blitz waits until Loona is out, the same way he has for the past five years, to open the cabinet under the television and pull the worn journal from the very back. There's always a little bit of dust clinging to the leather cover from only being used once a year, but he's always careful to make sure nothing mars the pages.

The soft glow of the streetlights outside and one lamp is all he needs - Blitz settles on the floor, back pressed against the front of the couch, his phone and a well-used dictionary by him - just like she taught him.

Hi Mom,

You won't believe how good Loonie is doing these days. She's gone out into the feild with us a few times this year and she's so strong it's amazing to sea. Sometimes she's still scared, but she even made some fre friends! She went out to a party, even met Queen Beel Beal - Bee. Don't worry tho, I'm keeping an eye on that shadee character she was making eyes at. He'll have to go thru through me. I'll keep her safe. But she has Bee and Ok Octavia too, I think, and I'm so happy for her.

You'll love her so, so much.

She got sick with the fle flu this winter, but I made that resipe that you used to, the soup with the carrots and potatoes and the little pasta, and she loved it. Maybee I'll make that the next time we try to get her Hellbies shot - she's still so scared of needles. Sometimes I want to destroy that so-called adopshun center for waht they did. But she loved the soup. Thanks for helping me, Mom.

I saw Fizzy again! Twice, and the second time we got to talk. He said he doesn't hate me, and I don't get it. He thaught I did set started did it on purpose. I promise I didn't, I told you, and when I told Fizzy that, he belee believed me. I even got to see him at his last consert with Mammon - guess what! He finally told Mammon to f that he was gonna quit. I'm sure Mammon's gonna bi try to do something about it, but I always told him that he was talented enuff to do this on his own. And he is - you'll be so proud of him. He got his dream, even fell in love with a good guy (a Sin!). I know he loves you, too.

I need to apologize. I saw Barbie. She's outta rehab, and I think she's kind of clean, but she was still dealing in the human world. I thought if we maybee talked, I could help her, but she doesn't it didn't work too well. But don't you worry, okay? I'm still not giving up, and I even got out some full sentenses this time! I'll keep watching out for her, I promise. She'll be okay. Maybee next year, she'll have her own part in this letter.

Do you remember when I was kid and Ca Dad s set up that playdate with the Goetia kid? I met up with him again last year. Befor you ask, I don't know what's going on with him and me. I included a drawing for referense for what he looks like now. (Also a drawing of Loonie!) He also gave me one of the flowers from his gre garden, so I pressed that in here for you. Sometimes he reminds me of you. He sings too. And he's kind talented soft.

You've been with me a lot this year, Mom. With Loonie, with Stolas. I want to be good like you - I'm trying. I'm really trying, now. I'm not going to let you down again. This is the year I get Barbie back, and I'll try to be honest with Stolas, so don't worry, okay? You deserve to relax and just be at peace.

I love you, Mom. Happy Mother's Day.

Blitzo

[majormeilani]

mei........im gonna do it....for the ask game......

Mr. DJ. Grooves!!! >:3

every question! (Or at least every question you feel like answering! you don't actually have to answer every question, it is up to you. I am just a chaotic bean)

And for the question that's a freebie: would you take mr grooves to waffle house? and if so....waht does he order.... :] 💖

omg catt okai. (meme)

Why do you like or dislike this character? i like grooves because he has a lot of complexity to his character. i like that he's not JUST outwardly nice and has selfish qualities to him. it's just very interesting to talk about and explore. though i also love that he's completely earnest in his behavior too.

Favorite canon thing about this character? i think it's probably how he was voice acted that REALLY makes me like his character and find it to be effective. his VA has a lot of range and portrays his character very well.

Least favorite canon thing about this character? i always agonize about this but i wish he got more of a role in the game beyond his chapter. especially because if you choose conductor as the winner, grooves' character is basically forgotten from there on out. i just wish he at least had more of a presence in the finale of the game, seeing as all the other characters get something to say but he didn't. (except cut dialogue lines that DON'T count at all :////) also more grooves merch please gfb.

If you could put this character in any other media, be it a book, a movie, anything, what would you put them in? an animated series for a hat in time would be so cool i think and if we could have little animations related to each character that'd be so awesome.

What's the first song that comes to mind when you think about them? one of the songs i relate to grooves is 'two evils' by bastille and 'rhythm of the night' by corona. two evils i feel describes grooves and conductor's relationship very well and rhythm of the night is another one that i feel suits him on vibe (tho i also like to relate the bastille cover as well, if on the basis that that ver implies enduring the same thing every day after day and the whole thing driving someone a bit mad)

What's something you have in common with this character? we both love music, musicals and love to dance!

What's something the fandom does when it comes to this character that you like? i absolutely love when people explore his character and also make content of him being close to the kids. i love grandpa grooves content with my whole heart. i also like when people create content that explores his feelings on everything that has happened to him.

What's something the fandom does when it comes to this character that you despise? treats him as less important or interesting than conductor and also when people's only perception of his character is when all people have to say about him is just "he's gay." like it's fine of course to explore his sexuality when exploring his character but i just don't like when that's ALL people have to say about him. and him being an afterthought to every other character. 😔

Could you be roommates with this character? as much as i love him, probably not. i just feel like he might be too loud at times or a bit overbearing and that might be a bit off-putting. i can admire him from a distance tho.

Could you be best friends with this character? in my mind i already am lol.

Would you date this character? i joke about it and like to act silly about it but probably not lol. unless we're like qpr's then maybe.

What's a headcanon you have for this character? i have shared many headcanon's but probably my favorite one is him having moments where him and conductor just randomly get along and all seems to go well between them before going back to normal. i jsut think it's amusing.

What's an emoji, an emoticon and/or any symbol that reminds you of this character or you think the character would use a lot? 😎🥺 because it reminds me of that meme where it's a text convo like 'i don't miss you 😎' then another text 'take off ur sunglasses' and then a message with '🥺' it's just funny to me. also grooves canonically has tiny beady eyes to it's suiting to me. tho i also see him to be the type to always send smilies with his messages and spam heart emojis.

Assign a fashion aesthetic to this character. i don't really know how to describe his style but i call it like 'disco-punk' not sure if that's what it's called and maybe someone more aquainted with fashion could tell me better but that's always how i've kinda seen it. also glam rock a little bit it think?

What's your favorite ship for this character? (Doesn't matter if it's canon or not.) i don't really have a favorite ship for him but i think discotrain is okay. i used to like it more in the past but now i'm just kinda alright with it ig? like i don't hate it but it's a cute pairing and everything.

What's your least favorite ship for this character? i don't really understand the appeal in snatcher x grooves and maybe someone can enlighten me on that but i just don't see it. no hate to ppl who like it though it's just not for me.

What's a ship for this character you don't hate but it's not your favorite that you're fine with? there isn't really many grooves ships to be honest? so i can't really say much on that. once i saw like. walrus captain and him and that could be cute ig???? but i don't know how it would work exactly and i'm not really invested in it.

How about a relationship they have in canon with another character that you admire? i love love love love how he cares about his moon penguins it warms my heart so much. they care about each other sm. i also adore his relationship with the kids it's just super sweet!!!!

How about a relationship they have in canon that you don't like? can't really say since he doesn't really interact with many of the characters beyond his chapter.....

Which other character is the ideal best friend for this character, the amount of screentime they share doesn't matter? DEFINITELY EMPRESS AND I WILL DIE ON THAT HILL. also i can see him and cooking cat being VERY close :]

If you're a fic writer and have written for this character, what's your favorite thing to do when you're writing for this character? What's something you don't like? i like to describe his actions in a certain flared and outwardly perfect way while him being extremely flawed. i also like exploring his thoughts and feelings on things. what i don't like is trying to come up with things he would say sometimes as sometimes i feel like i don't know exactly how he'd express them. technical stuff related to his job is also hard for me too but i try my best lmao.

If you're a fic reader, what's something you like in fics when it comes to this character? Something you don't like? i kinda mentioned it before but things that go in-depth with his character are my favorite. something i don't like is him not being given the same complexity as other characters (which is a common issue) and exclusively to discotrain stuff is when people just treat him like an accessory to conductor and never explore him beyond surface level. i haven't read much fic but i always seen this as a problem.

What other character from another fandom of yours that reminds you of them? uhhhhh i can't really say atm? grooves is rather unique to me so it's hard for me to compare him to other characters. at least in the fandoms i'm a part of there's no characters i could really compare him to? i have seen others draw parallels to him and other characters but most the time it's characters i'm unfamiliar with.

What was your first impression of this character? How about now? to be honest, when i was playing hattytime for the first time, i didn't think all that much of him. originally i did kinda prefer conductor but not in a like 'he's better' way but more like conductor's personality is really strong and stood out more initially.

having conversations with people and seeing a lot of fan content about grooves made me realize that FUCK he's a really good character and then i started looking at canon content with a whole new light and suddenly my favorite character was dj grooves.

Favorite picture of this character?

this concept art i love it a lot!!!

FREEBIE QUESTION: would you take mr grooves to waffle house? and if so....waht does he order.... :] 💖 yeas i would.... though i haven't been there in a while so i'm not super familiar with the menu, it think he'd get a couple waffles with some syrup and whipped cream and maybe a hashbrowns bowl and some bacon. maybe some eggs too.... whatever his little heart desires LOL.

[captainderyn]

31, 40, 48, and 50 as an optional bonus from the OC asks

Thank you for the asks <3

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31. Pick one OC of yours and explain waht their tumblr blog would be like (what they reblog, layout, anything)

I'm trying to think which of my idiots would be the most tumblr-bound lol out of my current OCs. V would run a helluva shitpost blog. Like you know the Heritage Post level shitposts? That is absolutely something she would be fantastic at. But she'd constantly be night blogging: "V, why are you posting at 3:43am?" "Don't worry about it".

Era, on a completely different note, if she was given the time would have a beautifully formatted, gorgeously aesthetic blog showcasing her paintings, her painting set up, scenes around Dromund Kaas (especially the floral gardens) with everything carefully curated. Theme? Moody pastels. Photosets? Color coordinated.

40. Any fond memories linked to your characters? Feel free to share!

I have SO many fond memories linked to my characters, especially ones I've made since joining tumblr back in...*checks notes* 2016ish as I've really built myself a fantastic community of mutuals that are so supportive, have engaged me with my characters all the more, and created some truly stunning joint worlds. I'll highlight a few that I've stumbled back across while digging through tumblr (though its absolutely NOT an all encompassing list):

The entire Fictober 2019, where I wrote Moments in Time will forever be special to me; it was my first attempt at fictober and the outpouring of love and support and excitement to follow ficlets of Wulfwryn and Raenor (who were NEW) was so inspiring and as we've seen they've become some of my most written characters <3

Emeldir's Traffic Cone Jacket Saga aka the series of in game shenanigans, fics, and prompts that @greyias and I clowned about a few years ago but keep resurfacing every once in awhile :P

Co-writing fics and writing duo fics with mutuals, especially the Idan and Terrance Odessen Reunion that @lumielles and I wrote pair fics for. There's something so beautiful about writing together with friends.

The enabling you all do >:D the Dream Team of Five, Roslynd, and Rhys wouldn't exist if @tiredassmage hadn't encouraged my tomfoolery with pulling Five off the shelf and breathing new life into a character I didn't think I'd feel inspiration for again and that truly is the story with so many of my characters. They wouldn't exist without y'all! Not in the way they currently do.

48. OC who is a perfect cinnamon roll, too good for this world, too pure?

Its a pretty solid toss up between Raenor and Tucdela. Hmmm...nah, I'll go with Tucdela because Raenor has his super saucy side which while that DOESNT mean he isn't the most perfect, cinnamon roll, it does mean he's a little less "pure" :P

50. Give me the good ol' OC talk here. Talk about anything you want.

Terrance has been on my mind a lot lately (hence the stumbling back on the fics) and I really really need to talk more about him because not only is his and Idan's dynamic fantastic, but I actually really popped off with him when I created him. The idea of a miraluka who struggles really really hard with using the Force to "see" as he gets overwhelmed extremely easily, especially on high population planets (like Coruscant) or highly Force attuned planets (Tython, Odessen) is something I want to explore more. That, and I need to write more JediSon and JediDad because Idan really comes through and extends a kind hand to a young kid who has not been shown that. The simple things like a cup of tea, or some spare soft fabric for his eye covering. I need an excuse to go wild over Terrance lol

[serinmatheson1]

Well people really want to hear my f***** up story ideas so where we go.

Blitz gets pregnant very early on in the deal with Stolas. Like second or third full moon. Luckily imp pregnancies are short so he can hide it but he can't raise a kid. He ends up meeting Alastor and selling his soul to the radio demon in exchange for Alastor protecting Hope as she grows up and giving her a safe home to live. Alastor doesn't mind Blitz catching feelings but when he learns Stolas is also catching feelings, he orders Blitz to break it off. So when Stolas offers him the crystal, he takes it, throws a bunch of rude shit at Stolas and bounces.

Hope grows up in the Hazbin Hotel with Vaggie doing a lot of the looking after her because she doesn't trust Alastor. Hope still thinks of Alastor as her favorite uncle though. Blitz comes by and visits her when he drops off the half of his paycheck that Alastor takes for "expenses" (it's mostly just to be cruel to Blitz because it's Alastor)

Her magic is growing very strong which attracts the notice of the Goetias. Stella attempts to have her killed while Paimon is trying to find out who she is and plotting to bring her under his control. Stella believes Stolas already knows about Hope and gives him shit about it. Stolas confronts Blitz who is forced to reveal everything. Alastor shows up, humilates Blitz and takes him to run errands while Stolas goes to see his daughter for the first time. he doesn't tell her he's her father but he does go to see her.

Vaggie decides to reveal everything to Hope because she needs to be aware of all the forces aligned against her. Hope is very much her father's daughter and realizes that if there's enough of a tangled web over who "owns" her, they'd have to take it to a higher court so to speak. And if she can get a deadly sin involved, they can take it all the way to Lucifer. I"m still working on how she traps Asmodeus but she does. So Lucifer calls court for the first time in centuries.

Everyone there all fancy and dressed up. Everyone thinking Lucifer is going to call witnesses and want evidence. But Lucifer is a father. And he notices how Blitz is the only one who is even refering to Hope as a person and not a product. So he has Hope come up to his throne and basically asks her waht she wants. She tells him she wants to be with her dad and for them to be free. To not have promises or contracts or anything else hanging over their head. Lucifer disolves all ties binding Hope to anyone but Blitz and says she can stay with her dad and kep her magic.

Stolas offers for them to live in the palace with them. "It's a very big palace, dear. You dont' even have to see me if you dont' want" . Blitz has to convince her to at least give it a try because she's nto sure if she and Stolas can bond and be a family. SO they move into the east wing while Stolas lives in the west wing. Blitz and Stolas start at the beginning with dating. Blitz doesn't even screw Stolas any more. he goes back to HOpe every night

That's all I can remember now.