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TS4 has been repaired for a few days now. Removed a bunch of unused CC and several unused households. One of which had my Atem Sim in it (cue sad moment when I finally realized it). Obviously this meant I had to go back and remake him. As always, I'm constantly in the market to find the perfect hair, which leads me down a CC rabbit-hole of finding everything but the CC I'm looking for. And of course, everytime I think I've finished making him and decide to do a little photo-shoot in the CAS screen, I realize while cropping the images that there's still something missing.
Not going back and fixing it atm (I found the lower arm bands to go with the upper ones and I'm not in the mood to go do new screenshots right now). Instead I'll just share pics for funsies.
Um, sir....I do not remember giving you so much booty...
And some face close-ups
Earrings, neck rings, and upper arm bands all by @alyss-erulisse who also goes by the Sim CC creator name SallyCompaq122 on MTS (you can also find these same items for TS3 by this same creator).
Hair by Helsoseira on TSR
I'm having a hard time narrowing down the other items atm, as many only have the creator name and the file reference listen in Tray Importer, which means sorting through pages and pages of CC on TSR by each of the creators. If there is a specific thing you want to know the source of, feel free to ask and I'll try to focus on finding a link to that particular thing.
#random stuff#ts4#yugioh atem#sims 4 cc links#only for jewelry and hair atm#send me an ask if there's something specific aside from those two links that you want me to find#as it's proven to be a chore atm
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Next up in the Sabzerus designs: Tighnari and Cyno!
I know this is unrendered, but I already committed to not rendering these two until I finish Haitham and Kaveh's designs which, in hindsight, is difficult atm because I have more ideas about Collei's design over them. With the recent release of Sethos, it seems that it would have to wait until I finish his and Collei's designs when I get to them. I'm writing a fic now lol so it the wait is probably quite long.
Tighnari's is relatively easy and I'm so pleased with the results! He finally looks put together and not... odd, palette-wise (to put it mildly). His clothing is based on the traditional dress of the Kabyle people, an Amazigh ethnic group from northern Algeria, with some modernized touches (I used references from modern-day photos of Kabyle dress!). The highlight is the burnous (hooded cloak), originally a symbol of resistance in the Algerian War of Independence and now a garment worn in special occasions such as religious festivals. I think it would be appropriate of Tighnari to wear one for his Sabzerus dress.
Cyno is so far the most difficult one to design. I have 0 references outside of speculative fashion plates and museum pictures of jewelry. I struggled so much with the outfit components, but I persevered and this is the result. His clothing is based on what Ancient Egyptian high priests of the New Kingdom wear. The long shendyt (kilt) and shawl are made from linen, which in higher social classes are woven so finely they appear as though transparent. Not just luxurious, but also airy for comfort against the desert heat.
Previously on: Nahida + Wanderer | Nilou
As usual, close-ups and some more thoughts under the cut:
Tighnari's canon design is incredibly confusing to me, because unlike some other Sumeru characters I have absolutely no idea which part of Algerian (or Arab, but that's a very wide ballpark) dress it's supposed to be based on. Where is that white fabric wrap even from? However, when I looked at his hoodie, I realized that it's probably supposed to be a "modernized equivalent" of a burnous. Probably.
The belt accessory is actually an article I always see on women's robe kabyle, but never men's. I think they look neat and Tighnari wears belt accessories, so I incorporated them. (If any of you seeing this are Kabyle or Amazigh, do tell me more of the nuances. Are they exclusively feminine accessories? I also read that Kabyle women tie their sashes differently depending on marital status, but does this only apply to sashes or does it also apply to these cord belts?)
It's not very obvious, but the burnous has a split back, so Tighnari's tail can poke out comfortably. It's also pretty fun to try and incorporate elements of his official design, such as the paw-print gloves, the boots, and the turtleneck. To me, Tighnari without a turtleneck is unimaginable for some reason.
I've been tentatively calling Cyno's design "the one time Cyno puts some effort into doing his hair". The little braids aside, his hair is actually in a half-up bun. I really should draw these refs from more angles... and this is unimportant in the grand scope of things, but I gave him some beef. My guy deserves more beef (and I apologize for covering his chest regardless).
The wesekh (wide collar) is made from gold and various precious gems/minerals. This one has gold, carnelian, and turquoise. The narrow golden beads on the outermost layer represents beetles, which in turn symbolize resurrection (i.e. Hermanubis' indwelling within Cyno).
I've always been baffled at the fact that Cyno wears mostly black, but would prefer for my design to contain elements from his actual design, so I kept the sash and helmet black. However, I do know that too much dyed linen (and animal fibers) are inappropriate to wear in temples. Unless you are a funeral priest, where you wear a leopard skin as a part of the rites. Then again, Cyno's biggest inspiration is Anubis, so perhaps he could get some leeway here...
To continue with the flower theming, I chose the Sumeru Rose for Cyno and Tighnari wears the yellow flower on his canon clothes once again. It's never mentioned in game, but I'd like to think the Sumeru Rose is among the national flowers of Sumeru along with the Padisarah, so it's appropriate for the General Mahamatra to wear it.
Lastly, I gave them matching double piercings. Tighnari wears them on his right ear (as per his canon design), and Cyno on his left. Another matching set :)
#ksadraws#genshin impact#genshin fanart#tighnari#genshin tighnari#cyno#genshin cyno#am i allowed to tag this cynari? i feel like i should tag this cynari bc i sure implied it
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long post about rook
i saw @sunshinemage do this so credit where credit's due! i'm stealing their template here
BASICS
Full name: Inmaculada/Immaculata de Riva
Nicknames or aliases: Rook, Ada
Gender and pronouns: Cis woman (she/her)
Sexuality: Heterosexual
Age: 25
Eye color: Dark brown
Skin color: Dark brown
Hair color: Black
Distinguishing facial features: Strong nose, unibrow
Scars: Scar on the side of her neck and a lot of
Tattoos and markings: A lot of body tattoos; on both her arms and on her back, as well as under her breasts and on her legs. They're all crow-themed.
Physical weaknesses (allergies, chronic conditions... ): none atm
Right or left handed: Right handed
Jewelry: None
Frequently used words and/or phrases: *shrug*
Quirks and/or mannerisms: Running her fingers over her neck scar when anxious; flexing her fingers as if she's holding a dagger
LIKES AND DISLIKES
Favorite hobbies and pastimes: Alchemy, poison making
Favorite color: Blue-green
Favorite food: an Antivan specialty from Rialto (TBA which one)
A disliked food: Liver
Favorite drink: Coffee
A disliked drink: Spirits
Favorite smell/scent: Coffee
A disliked smell/scent: Flowery, overly sweet perfumes
Most treasured possession: A box of poisons Viago made for her once
Favorite time of day: Morning & midday
Favorite kind of weather: Sunny and slightly windy, with the smell of the sea
A LITTLE BACKSTORY
Immaculata was born in Antiva City as one of many bastard children of King Fulgeno II, from a Rivaini mistress. Her mother, a rich, independent merchant from Rivain, had no plans nor desire for children so as soon as Immaculata was born, she gave her away to her father, who in turn gave her to the Crows and House de Riva in particular. Her mother would later join the Lords of Fortune, although Immy would have a hard time recognizing her even if she tried.
She spent her formative years in Rialto and Bastion, where she trained under Crows. It was as you'd expect; torture and harshness, but not without any good results. She grew to be a good gymnast and also good with daggers. She trained under Viago, her half-brother, when she was older. He was the one who taught her the art of poisoning.
Little did she know that she was also a latent mage, the kind that could've been made Tranquil in the Circle due to weak magical abilities. But her magic did not manifest when she was a child, so she carried on her like as if she were just another Crow, doing contracts.
That would change, however, when she botched a contract on Rialto's Acosta family; she was tasked to kill only the father but she had to kill him, his wife and their kids to save her and Crows' reputation. That very same night she was visited by a demon of Regret who's been haunting her ever since.
Surprisingly she wasn't kicked out of the Crows for this, but it did prompt her to try and do some good by saving slaves from the Antaam some time later, without consulting her superiors, which did end up getting her removed from the Crows for a bit.
In the interim period, she worked independently in Tevinter as an assassin, using the money she saved from her time as Crow, before she was recruited into looking for the Dreadwolf.
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Harvest Moon: DS Cute part 1
If you’ve been following my journey, you are probably surprised to see another Harvest Moon game write up already. Today on my day off I decided it was time to actually be around my cat who for reasons I have to lock out of my room where my consoles I’ve currently been using are. I played a little more of STH (we are officially at the final stage and I bought the house upgrade, now halfway to the doghouse purchase) and picked up what I could actually take with me in the near future. The major set up was figuring out what schedule to develop for my character to progress through the story which simply came to be jewelry farming mixed with smaller tasks.
Once again let’s view my goals for the playthrough:
Marry Skye (currently at black heart)
Fully upgrade and furnish house (Currently at 2 with clock)
Build each of the buildings in stone; Barn, Coop, Maker Shed, Silo, and optional mushroom shed. (First 3 obtained)
Save the Harvest Goddess (29/60 sprites)
Now DS Cute is a game I’ve owned since it came out and I basically completed the story but as with everything, guides could be confusing as they were often incomplete text only documents with varying accuracy and I didn’t have a well made farm. Tutorials STILL might not be accurate however, I at least now know of fogu and portable tech to reference.
Gameplay wise I was never deeply fond of the original DS releases, the biggest problem being the touch gameplay was stressful so I think I will be avoiding animal care this time, or at least willingly being bad at it to cover the sprite requirements. Overall the game also felt it turned the chill space of Forget me not into a much more stressful weed addled environment. One of the thing I will probably end up doing is covering wild areas in trees to stave off weed growth even though it may harm my curry making down the road. Which is the real reason I want to play this over, I felt like I missed out on Skye since I think that was the one thing I struggled to finish before as well. Finest Curry is a hard dish to make requiring all the curries and failed dishes to be mixed together. ATM his birthday is in a few days so I’m certain to miss the big point bonus and as it is I’ve been working with just low level gifting. Once I get the kitchen and pot, I hope to move onto regularly giving Black Curry as waiting for any events is frustrating. If I had to think of a HM game that I do not think of a good time to play, it would be the DS duology but ironically Skye’s story most compels me out of all the bachelors from the series, even Animal Parade. I always particularly liked white haired characters, having an anime crush on Soul around the time this game came out and it was exciting to have a pretty boy option for once.
Now that I figured out a daily routine in it (Wake up, take care of pets and chickens, forage, and jewelery mine), I’m hoping to bring my DS along with me an play through it over the course of the next month. Seeing as STH should be complete by the new year, that already sets me at 2 1/2 games to be played through! Exciting! (Please stop me from fooling myself into thinking they’re already played through). The harder aspect to figure out is what to do for my other handheld ones which, is most of them. You see, the trouble is a number of them have dlc on my new 3ds the plain one and I’m struggling to procure a battery for it. Need to actually search up what to find for it since multiple times I ended up with the wrong size. `From there I’d probably jump back into HM3 for the month if I finish early.
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HELLO for the one character design ask thing: glance, motion, canvas, bling, and favorite for elle!! ALSO not exactly one of the asks but for your ocs in bands: how do they dress onstage vs day-to-day?? :0
HI YIPPEE ELLE QUESTIONS! also that band one is rly interesting.. lemme do elle first
glance: At first glance, what stands out most about your OC's appearance? What's their distinguishing feature?
good question.. maybe her thick facial stripes? she has very fluffy cheeks and i like her hair too so maybe that. she has a kind of sleepy looking face
motion: How does your OC move? How does their clothing help or hinder their range of motion? Are they flexible, coordinated, clumsy?
she tends to 'stroll' would be the best way to describe her slower gait i think, or 'stride' and move with purpose! she leads with her shoulders and has heavy footing i think. not particularly coordinated but not super clumsy, her only flexibility comes from doing stretches pre workout and her arms/fingers/wrists move easily from being a musician playing bass. i dont know if her clothes rly help or hinder her range of motion she just wears like normal person clothes. they might seem kind of constricting to blue if he tried something like a button-up (he hates buttons) but their styles dont rly match up theyre both masculine in different ways
canvas: Does your OC have any scars, piercings, tattoos, or other markings? Do they display or cover them up at all?
she probably does have scars here and there just from living life but i wouldnt specify them on a ref sheet or really add them in drawings i think, but she doesnt have tats or piercings atm. she likes the look of them she just isnt really interested in them for herself. i think if she did get tattoos she wouldnt care about displaying or covering them she's just walking around
bling: What jewelry does your OC wear? Does it have any meaning?
she doesnt usually wear jewelry she'd probably just motion to her hearing aids and say they count. she may wear rings sometimes but likely not anything else. sometimes she might borrow or wear blue's dog tags (that can signal MANY different things in their relationship or lack thereof at the time)
favorite: Does your OC have a favorite article of clothing or accessory? What is it? What's the meaning behind it? Do they wear it all the time or do they wear it sparingly to keep it safe?
shes probably got cool work boots she likes that she wears constantly! she also wears cowboy hats sometimes so shes probably got some favorites she got in texas she keeps with her. i dont think she wears them a lot though
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now for the other question, how my ocs in bands dress onstage vs day-to-day.. its a good question i think it rly just depends! ill go thru them tho.. its mostly blues band with a couple other ocs tossed in there, not all my musicians but not all of them perform on stage and also quite a few of them r newer characters or r going thru design changes so it might not stick if i did include them anyway
blue: it does depend on the show but typically i do think he dresses up more on stage but its mostly in like leather harnesses and spiked wristbands and stuff, maybe more of his piercings in and necklaces, tail bands and stuff. underneath maybe shirtless or in a tank top/black t (that he'll probably throw off at some point) with leather pants maybe, shoes that r comfortable to run around on stage for a few hours in. at home hes just in like a tank top and sweatpants lol. he is not dressing up at home. archetypal masc fits
elle [blues band]: she dresses slightly punkier (wristbands or jewelry maybe) or leans into her country roots more on stage than just day-to-day where she probably wears button ups or something. i could see her dressing kind of like an old southern man ngl lol
dakota [blues band]: ive been struggling w their clothing style at ALL tbh at first i thought i wanted smth more feminine for them then i leaned more masc at the moment im thinking maybe like goth-y punk-y emo androgynous SPECIFICALLY the kind of androgynous associated with that scene. on stage probably lots of black and layers, spiked collar and maybe a leash, etc. dakotas fur color palette is pretty grayscale so i think they lean into that with a lot of black outfits, maybe with splashes of electric blue like their eyes. probably that teal harness sometimes i drew them in on their th
malani [blues band]: shes goth as fuck and she loves skulls i honestly dont think her style changes that much i think she dresses up in her full goth getup to go to the grocery store. shes probably careful about her jewelry on stage tho bcuz shes the drummer and doesnt want her shit to go flying off or tangling with anything when she gets into it
kaisa [blues band]: kaisa probably leans punkier during shows than she does in her general life but not too hard, she likes green too much to commit to an all black ensemble and their music also doesnt like, require that anyway lol. she might wear camo or something on stage more than in her daily life. she likes layering her clothes but doesnt as much during shows cuzit gets WAY too hot
cain: he leans a lot more 'hardcore' in his shows than he does inhis daily life hes giving like hard fem black spikes tall boots but i have no idea what he wears in his daily life his whole thing is being a mystery. he IS fem in his daily life too but he leans into it strongly and in a VERY specific way with how he comes off to the public and how hes decided to take control of being perceived
griff: honestly probably dresses wilder in his daily life than he can at shows but i know his ass is going crazy at his shows too. he is all about the performance and his stage name should probably be icarus. maybei should change it.. it would be on the nose but i dont think it would be the way he'd view himself or name himself at all so
damn those were the only ones.. i always think i have so many musician ocs that perform but i guess i DO have an excuse to make more.. -> doesnt look at the characters that just need design changes n stuff
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“He had five minutes of screen time and two lines you can’t have that many head canons of hi-” BE QUIET AND LISTEN.
A/N: But first listen to the TW!!: Mentions of self harm and stories of self harm, mentions masochism and sadism and stories of it, trauma, weapons
Oh how I just love writing angsty and traumatizing head canons about fictional characters.
And then all of a sudden I rant abt how much of a ✨T W I N K✨he is and how pretty he is
These are mostly SFW besides the trigger warnings above. If you have requests for characters just send me a message through my ask box and I’ll get to you asap, requests are always open atm :) (if a request makes me uncomfy, I will either not respond or if it’s rlly bad I’ll ask you to read my boundaries on my A03 which you should read regardless if ur requesting a fic for anyone )
Jimmy! Who owns 79 sweaters. 9 are turtlenecks, 5 are his dad’s, 2 are his mom’s, and the rest are regular sweaters that have cool designs
Jimmy! Who has the best fashion sense out of all his friends
Jimmy! Who is the richest and Sid hates him and his family for it
Jimmy! Who was just a cute little nerd for the first 14 years of his life. With his cute little glasses (yes they were round), cute sweaters, cute polo shirt, and cute black jeans (and yes the sweater and polo shirt were tucked into the jeans). He reads about space and shit and always readjusts his glasses because they’re too big for his cute little face to this day.
Jimmy! Who has a rock collection, or specifically a crystal collection. He calls them ‘pretty rocks’ (shut up ur pretty)
Jimmy! Who wants a witch and/or gothic girlfriend/boyfriend and wants to wear their pretty gothic jewelry and nazar like a symbol he’s theirs (and for the nazar, protection) or be given anti-anxiety spells and essential oils and stuff
Jimmy! Who has always been bisexual and had a crush on Dutch unknowingly in elementary school, they laugh about it now
Jimmy! Who’s a Switch. I mean come on just look at the pretty boy
Jimmy! Who gets absolutely emotional when drunk and/or high (he does both. At once and separately) and starts crying about climate change and how he can’t eat the soap in that one shop in the strip mall
Jimmy! Who owns many pets and houseplants and takes very good care of them all. He owns a snake named Athena, two parakeets named Jordan and Snowball, and a kitten named Jinx
Jimmy! Who is obsessed with Greek mythology
Jimmy! Who literally never knows what’s happening. He’ll forget what class he’s in, what his plans are for the day, etc
Jimmy! Who despite the above, is a straight A student and his parents have very high expectations of him
Jimmy! Who is a sadist and a masochist because of past trauma. His parents had high expectations, but were also neglectful which caused him to be exposed to things he shouldn’t have been exposed to at an early age (ex: gore, p⭐️rnography, substances, etc)
Jimmy! Who despite this, would never act this way towards his partner or friends or force his partner into it. He’s the biggest gentleman in the world and doesn’t let his trauma define who he is as a person and the way he treats others.
Jimmy! Who once got drunk and kissed Tommy. They kissed again sober just to see if there were feelings or not, there were no feelings and they never mentioned it again
Jimmy! Who catches feelings way too easily. He definitely fawned over Johnny at the nerd point in his life but ignored it because he ALSO has a fear of rejection
Jimmy! Who has the softest hair in the world
Jimmy! Who struggled with SH for the longest time. Neglectful but overbearing parents who only care about grades, being bullied, karate being stressful, any negative feeling, led to him harming himself in one way or another. His friends only found out after hearing some random guys shit talking Jimmy and calling him every slur under the sun. Later Dutch found Jimmy sobbing in a bathroom stall and blood stained jeans on the thigh area. Dutch got him new pants, took the blade, and made him promise to never do it again.
Jimmy! Who didn’t listen and has a small box of sharp objects, like broken glass, needles (for sewing and surgical), knives of all sorts, blades from pencil sharpeners, and even just overly sharp pencils. No one ever found the box and he still has it (I’m gonna confiscate it)
Jimmy! Who’s Cobra Kai jacket was a size too big when he first got it and it looked so fucking cute oversized
Jimmy! Who although wants to date a goth boy or girl, goths scare him and he gets nervous talking to them because he thinks they’re too cool for him or they’ll be mean to him :(
Jimmy! Who along with Johnny, did the skeleton makeup for everyone and did absolutely amazing
Jimmy! Who is the second shortest in the group (shortest is Dutch) and is constantly leaned on and used as an arm rest by Bobby and Tommy
Jimmy! Whose hair is so god damn fluffy. His partner plays with it 24/7
Jimmy! Who adores forehead kisses and kisses on the cheek (as in face this is the SFW version lmao)
Jimmy! Who wishes he looked more like Daniel sometimes (don’t bby ur perfect)
Jimmy! Who is husband male wife material
Should I do a Part 2??
#karate kid#jimmy karate kid#the karate kid#headcanons#jimmy kk1#kk1#character headcanons#tony o’dell#tony o'dell
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#RPGCovers Week Fourteen Historica Arcanum (2022) Yağmur Kıyak
Nothing fills me with joy right now then a new cover, out of the blue, hitting me right between the eyes. That’s what happened when I saw a new collection from the Bundle of Holding. Historica Arcanum, it turns out is an amazing looking campaign setting from a Turkish Publisher, Metis Creative.
Empires of the Silk Road and Herald of Rain offer an alternate 13th Century Silk Road designed as an open world, and an adventure designed to build up to one climactic struggle in a legendary dungeon. The City of Crescent presents an alternate 19th-Century Istanbul. Those are complemented by map packs, wallpapers, tokens, and a soundtrack album.
This is very much my jam– I loved historical sourcebooks, it covers two periods I dig, and I love Islamic history in general. It’s for D&D 5e which is not my jam, but seems easily ported over to other systems. I’d never heard of this before, but it apparently had a Kickstarter back in September 2022. It isn’t on DTRPG atm and isn’t listed in the RPGGeek Database.
But the covers. Wow. Empires of the Silk Road sets the template. We have a dark black background with striking geometrical Islamic patterning around the outside. It’s like the finest woodcut. Then there’s the skull– the top of the head vanishing under the overlay of the title. The jewelry here is ornate, elaborate and, like the page border, nearly symmetrical despite the complexity. It is such an amazing feat of draftsmanship. Then there’s the skull beneath the chains with whirlpool-like eye sockets. And then open mouth and the screaming fangs. I love that the skull image is the thing which breaks the symmetry.
One thing that you might not take in the first time you look at it: the head-scarf, the sigils to the left and the pentagram to the right.
The paired image to this is Herald of Rain, the campaign sourcebook for the setting. We have the same page border here, but done in dark red and difficult to see. But our skull face here is, in contrast, distinctly non-symmetrical, split unevenly. I love the fine detail on the metalwork of the mask. I can only assume it's a funerary one given that the eye slit doesn’t line up. Is it the mask of a Chinese lord or from some other stop on the Silk Road. Here the head scarf is replaced by flowing brown hair.
Finally, the more modern sourcebook, City of Crescent presents the border in a striking orange, but this time the border which boxes it in is thicker and more distinct. The orange here matches the tan of the uniform. The big signifier here is the fez atop the skull’s head– a sign of the 19th Century Ottoman attempts to mark themselves as modern and part of the supposedly advanced colonialist world. And, of course, there’s the characteristic mustache, out of place on a skull. I love the incongruity of that.
But that mustache does draw attention to a detail which I find striking: they’re all the same skull. I don’t know if that means anything, but I love it.
It also reminds me of the great series of covers done for the Brian Lumley Necroscope books from the 80s & 90s.
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( lannister e / anya chalotra / cis woman and she/her ) hear ye hear ye — the riverlands welcomes lady cerenna lannister of casterly rock. king matthos baratheon is glad that the twenty - six year old appears to be captivating and he shall overlook that it’s said they are also censorious, as long as they are glad to celebrate peace in the seven kingdoms. fortunately for them, matthos remains oblivious that they are happy with his reign.
i. background.
full name: cerenna lannister.
commonly goes by: ren/renna.
official title: lady of casterly rock.
moniker: the raven lioness.
age: twenty six.
date of birth: the fifth day of the eighth moon in the year 273 after conquest.
gender + pronouns: cis woman + she/her.
orientation: bisexual.
allegiance: house lannister / herself.
spoken language: common tongue.
religion: the faith of the seven.
ii. appearance.
faceclaim: anya chalotra.
eye color: purple.
hair color: black.
dominant hand: right.
height: 5'6"
build: slim.
iii. personality.
virtues: captivating, ambitious, observant, adaptable.
vices: censorious, intransigent, spoiled, opportunistic.
weapon of choice: puppeteering someone to do her dirty work.
moral alignment: chaotic neutral.
inspired by: cersei lannister & tyrion lannister ( asoiaf/got ),
common tropes: the power of family,
iv. relationships.
parents: ruling lady utp lannister & ruling lady elayna lannister nee westerling.
siblings: lannister d & lannister f.
relationship status: single.
children: none.
pets: an orange tabby named summer that mostly stays in her bedchambers and sleeps all day.
other relations: queen joanna lannister ( aunt ) / baratheon children of king's landing ( first marriage children are step cousins, second marriage children are cousins ), lorcan lannister ( uncle ).
previous relations: none atm, let's plot to change that !
v. biography.
( tw : pregnancy and death ) much about cerenna before she was adopted by house lannister is essentially unknown. if either of the lady lannisters had known her past, they would know that cerenna was born to a bed slave from lys who wanted anything but to become pregnant. a smart woman, she was able to find passage out of the city through a trading ship bound for westeros. with her beauty and what she had learned of westerosi lords, she had full intentions of tricking a lord into thinking her child was their bastard - but things didn’t work out that way. cerenna’s birth mother had made it to lannisport and by the time she was to full term, none of her plans had come to fruition. she ended up giving birth there but did not survive the complications of childbirth.
her last wish was to have someone care for cerenna, named by the lannister ladies who would ultimately become her mothers. she may not look like a stereotypical lannister, adorning black hair and purple eyes, but she certainly picked up the lannister house’s ambition and pride. the only thing she knows of her past is that she has never been a day without love.
growing up in a house where family was cherished and adored, cerenna was able to thrive in certain aspects of her life. whatever she wanted, she was given, as most of what she asked for consisted of stunning jewelry or the latest southern fashion. learning was never her forte, often poking her fingers during sewing lessons or fidgeting whenever she was required to sit still, but she was always listening in on her mothers’ conversations or eavesdropping on advisors complaining about the latest issue.
she has no true interest in politics, but her most identifying trait as a lannister is cerenna’s ambition. it may not be the goal of becoming queen, though she would not turn down the idea, but seeing power within her future household and what opportunities will come her way. she has learned from the best and prioritized not only family, but always being the one in control of a situation.
while she values being in control, cerenna hates the idea of expected responsibilities. she was spoiled incredibly by her mothers and while theoretically she could do anything she put effort into, she would rather not. she adores being wealthy and having people do things for her, like the thought of ever losing her station or decreasing in status would absolutely be the breaking point. she is incredibly judgemental when it comes to those who differ from her and could never imagine wanting to be with someone so much she would give up everything. she likes to pretend like she would do that, like she is “better” than people think of her, but she is always secretly thinking selfishly for herself or her house.
vi. wanted plots.
future betrothal - at this point in time, cerenna does not see herself having the same future as her mothers and sees herself ultimately prioritizing being cared for more than being loved, meaning she wants to marry rich and ultimately not ever have to do anything too difficult <3 i don't think she sees herself as having a maternal instinct, but if love did sprout, i could see that becoming something she wants ! even despite her fears, she has always desired a family like the one she grew up with. could be spicy if their betrothal ended eventually bc cerenna needed to marry someone of higher status but they were already kinda into each other ... who knows !
trusted companions - people who get to hear cerenna's unfiltered thoughts and are genuinely people to trust. these are companions she values and would never betray them, which means they're either people she grew up with or know incredibly well... probably from the westerlands or lannister allies ?
the one she can't have - someone she fell head over heels for when they first met but they're either promised to another or married. they would share her affections and have probably been together physically at some point, but to be with her would mean giving up too much. the girl who gets everything she wants but can't / wouldn't have them ! could even be someone from a house she doesn't like and wouldn't want to publicly be with so they're in agreement they can't be together ? regardless, they are angsty pining for each other but nothing will ever come from it !
past flings, current friends/enemies with benefits, enemies, someone who got their heart broken by cerenna, people who actually like her - i am open for anything ! just pls come give plots ty ty
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Was that [AULI'I CRAVALHO]? Oh no no, that was just [LILO PELEKAI], a [CANON CHARACTER] from [DISNEY’S LILO AND STITCH]. They are [TWENTY] years old, use [SHE/THEY], and [ARE NOT] aware that they are not actually from Washington DC. Too bad they can’t stray from this city for long.
FULL NAME: Lilo Kailani Pelekai AGE: 20 SPECIES: Human FANDOM: Disney’s Lilo and Stitch GENDER IDENTITY: Non-binary; she/they SEXUALITY: Pansexual NATIONALITY: Hawaiian ETHNICITY: Native Hawaiian HOW LONG HAS YOUR CHARACTER BEEN HERE?: One Week JOB: Barista at The Roost WHERE HAS YOUR CHARACTER BEEN PULLED FROM IN THEIR FANDOM?: Roughly 13 years after the events of Lilo and Stitch. HAS ANY MAGIC AFFECTED YOUR CHARACTER?: Yes, Lilo currently believes she has lived in Washington DC her whole life, though something about that doesn't feel quite right.
FACE CLAIM: Auli'i Cravalho SPECIAL / RECOGNIZABLE FEATURES: Long dark hair. HAIR COLOR: Black EYE COLOR: Brown ACCENT: American
SIBLING(S): Nani Pelekai PARTNER(S): None atm. CHILDREN: None atm. PARENT(S): Alani Pelekai [deceased] and Koa Pelekai [deceased]
- Lilo loves arts and crafts! She made her favorite childhood doll, Scrump, completely herself! She loves making things, whether it's art or jewelry or dolls - anything creative is a great outlet for her! - Photography is one of Lilo's great loves. She enjoys taking candids of people when they least suspect it, she likes capturing the humanity in others. She still uses an old fashioned camera where she has to get the film developed, but she also has an instagram dedicated to her work. - Music is an important part of Lilo's life. She's obviously a huge Elvis fan, but just in general she feels like music has saved her life a bunch of times. She loves to listen to records and she loves to dance. She also plays the ukulele. - Lilo is a huge fan of anime and loves to cosplay! She even sometimes makes TikToks in character. She enjoys putting together a costume and playing pretend for a while. - Things like Voodoo have always been intriguing to Lilo. She's constantly reading books and consuming media about witchcraft and similar things. She just finds it fascinating! - Lilo is not a fan of storms. (tw: death) Her parents died in a car accident because of a very bad storm late one night. It's why feeding Pudge the fish his peanut butter and jelly sandwiches is very important to her, since he controls the weather. - She enjoys helping people find what they're good at. She likes getting to know someone and if she can be of help to them should they need it, that makes her extremely happy! - Lilo is not afraid to get her hands dirty. If you come after her, or especially if you come after her family, be prepared to endure her rage. She will go absolutely feral on your ass.
platonic connections: Friends! Stitch has been Lilo's only friend for most of her life. Most people tend to find her weird. She'd love some genuine friends!! more platonic connections: Bring me anyone from Lilo and Stitch or the t.v. series but especially bring me Nani please!!! Lilo needs her big sister! colleagues: Does your character also work at The Roost? Then they work with Lilo! They can get along or just be colleagues, it's up to you! models/fellow photographers: Lilo loves photography, and especially taking candid shots of people when they least expect it. You could be a model for her (knowingly or unknowingly) or a fellow photographer would be fun too! water buddies: Lilo loves the water, she loves to swim and surf! So fellow water buddies are always welcome! non-human friends: When it comes to things like vampires, mermaids, werewolves, fairies, etc - Lilo believes in them all, and she always has and always will. I would LOVE some non-human friends for her! She'd be so stoked and have a million questions and comments for them, so be prepared. potential romantic connection: Lilo doesn't do hook-ups but she does want to find love one day. She develops crushes very easily, to be honest. I think a slow-burn could be cute for her!
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Since I hear people have headcanons and different designs and still some controversy about Dr. Bright/Elias Shaw, I'd like to share my headcanons.
Jack Bright ❌ Myro Kirsten ✅ (Myro/Kirst)
Elias Shaw ❌ Devin Meister ✅ (Devin)
Myro/Kirsten: He's a tall, happy man with sharp teeth. His hair is dark orange half bright yellow ombré. It's also in a extremely long ponytail, with spiky vines wrapped around it, like a snake. Left brow is orange, right brow is yellow. His amulet is still the same; however, the only change that happened was the jewelry around it. It's gold, while the ruby is still a blood red. His eyes match his hair, while he has a fang on his left side. Also, he talks in a calm, happy tone.
(He/Him)
✅ Has a oversized white lab coat, light brown vest, black tie, white long sleeve shirt. His sleeves on his coat covers his hands, while his hair covers his eyes as well, like a sheep dog.
✅ Has tattoos/marks that represent his survival in things (Ex: abuse, fights, death, etc.)
✅ Has a light accent. Something British, probably
- Extrovert; loves to talk, hang out with other coworkers and animals.
- Calm; always sounds very relaxed or lazy but is very patient.
- Shapeshifts; turns into people, objects, creatures, or anything he can imagine, as a plan to escape, like a criminal.
- Keizer; Related above, he turns into a beast that has a dragon appearance.
(Also lil small but off-topic thing. Iceberg's hands are like this.)
- Has horns; they're out of his hair, matching the half and half colors. They curve to the back, like goat horns. They glow when he's angry/furious. ⚠️Very sharp and pointy, be cautious.⚠️
Boundaries.
❌ Kissing, pet names, flirting, dark jokes, physical touch, gore, etc.
✅ Calling him Myro or Kirsten. Giving him compliments like, "nice" "amazing" "awesome" or "cool". Pets, music, instruments, food, metal/rock music, shapeshifting, talking, comfortable clothes, watering plants.
Devin: A tall man that has shadow Black hair with gold strands like a smooth, raccoon tail. He has a fang on his right side, with black scleras and gold eyes, matching his hair. His hair is in a lengthy butterfly cut, while the hair covers his eyes. He can slash and bite through anything he can see. He enjoys shapeshifting, only because he can avoid people he doesn't want to talk with. He talks in a serious, calm tone.
It's like looking at a wolf, or a dog, in the dark.
(He/Him)
✅ Has a oversized black lab coat, instead.
✅ Has black Dragon and blue butterfly scars atm
✅ Has horns but they stay hidden.
✅ Has an accent as well. Polish ftw 🇵🇱
- Introvert; barely talks to anyone, gets nervous when he has to. Hates talking with people.
- Countis; It's a form of a beast that he shifts into to scare others.
Boundaries.
❌ Pet names, dead-naming, racist stuff, most of media, gore, arrogance, etc.
✅ Handshakes, hugs, Lo-fi music, peace/silence, sleeping, comfy, warm clothes, talking with people he trusts, and games.
#SCP#SCP Headcanons#Jack Bright#Elias Shaw#Dev is not feeling very well about it#SCP Foundation#Probably gonna die after#Dr Iceberg#Headcanons#I actually like these Headcanons#They're badass aren't they?#Maybe? Idk
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Hello I just found your post about the ancient hero’s aspect and thought Oh good I finally found someone who doesn’t think the ancient hero was hylian or zonai and share the same brainrot with me! I totally think he’s Gerudo because look, he has red hair and green skin, like Ganondorf, albeit he’s the only sample we got of male Gerudo BUT the jewelry on his head plus hoops earings are all pretty much Gerudo imo. I couldn’t make a connection with any other race in the game atm so I just consider he’s a mix between Gerudo and some unknown race. Interesting how he was still serving the Zonai at the time. I feel like we’re beating ourselves up over this very tiny detail in this big big game and nintendo would probably just scrap everything in the next installment but he’s just so interesting to me hzbxbzn because the thought of having a Gerudo being the hero? Or a second male Gerudo coexisted alongside Ganondorf? Or even (I’m reaching here) Ganondorf being anything but Gerudo for a change during that period. The ancient hero lives rent free in my head seriously
We are holding hands fr anon and going insane together about this.
I definitely agree that the ancient hero has a lot of Gerudo jewelry on him, which would suggest that he is some kind of hybrid of Gerudo and another unknown, Zonai adjacent species, like you said. His hair could be connected to Gerudo heritage, though I wouldn't make a connection based on his skin color, since it is a notably different shade of green than Ganondorfs.
He couldn't have been serving the Zonai at the time, since he lived long after the last two had disappeared. The easiest explanation for this would be, that the Zonai armor which the ancient hero wore (which I believe was meant for a royal guard), could've been passed down through the royal family and given from hero to hero who served as knights.
Perhaps this race of people were the ones who lived in the Faron region. In Botw, the Zonai were described as a tribe of barbarians (ex. Barbarian armor) , but we know that the "true" Zonai we see in Tokt are... very much not that. For a godlike race that's said to have come down from the sky, the occupation of warloving warriors doesn't quite fit the picture. That raises the question of who tf lived in Faron until 10'000 years ago.
but who knows at this point like I hope that the dlc is gonna shed some light on this mess but for now we stay brainrotting ✌️
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Gonna pause reborn for today to think outfits. I think between Luna and Agate circus is a good time to not only change outfits but also get some character moments, especially with how everything has been going a thousand miles per hour for our trio. But outfits come first lol.
I already described Suraya's outfit,so I don't need to worry about her. It's Blair and Leo I'm worried about. Let's see how they are atm.
Between the Belrose and now, I think it would be a good point for Blair is open up again but when slower than last time. Xe got kidnapped and both Suraya and Leo came to rescue them, despite xyr cold attitude. For Suraya especially, who xe felt betrayed by, it shows how much she cares about xem. There's also the fact that Blair saw their younger sibling for the first time- not that xe would know that. But seeing Lilith definitely set something off in xem. AND BunBun probably evolved around this point, which is gonna show some emotions from xem. All of that being said, I need an outfit that would show Blair slowly opening up again,but still being guarded. Cold....but the blistering kind you know? Maybe they let their hair loose....not in a braid I mean.
As for Leo....Cain did not give him a a damn break. I think it was pretty amusing for Suraya, seeing her little brother flush at every word that comes out of Cain's mouth( even if said words took her by surprise as well). It certainly made him think more than he ever did, but still gripping onto that denial and self hatred. Maybe this is a point where a small bit of his roots show? The sunglasses will always be there though. That's pretty much guaranteed. As for clothes itself, no real clue. Definitely something more practical than the literal suit he was wearing before hand. Jewelry is the same though lol.
If anyone has ideas, share em if you want. I like hearing y'all's thoughts :3
#oc: leo ✨#oc: blair ❄️#i'm gonna go into more character stuff in a diff post#probably expanding on what I mentioned here. mainly about Suraya and Blair since i don't talk about them much
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1/2/25
Just started my day, but so far I've managed to do my stretches. I'm extremely tense and my muscles are very tight from months of neglect in this area, but it definitely made a difference on how I feel. I managed to get my morning face regimen done. I'm having to use some left over generic creams because I can't afford new ones atm, but as long as it gets me back into the routines, that's the main concern. I have 6 months to meet my goals, so not rushing it. I also used Olay Collagen cream on my arms and upper torso today. I haven't used it consistently enough to know if it really works, but hopefully I'll know something soon. I start work in about an hour, so that's pretty much all I have time for in the self care department. I'm going to fix me a light breakfast and some green tea then focus on the finishing touches of my outfit, jewelry, and hair for the day. I'll update more this evening.
According to Google, my light breakfast wasn't that light, but it sufficed. I had white rice flavored with vanilla, honey, and butter. Instead of an actual green tea, I had a cup of Yogi Spicy Hibiscus Blossom Positive Energy tea, also sweetened with honey. I made sure to take my morning vitamins and supplements too... Beet Root, a multi vitamin, Omega 3, and a generic vision formula with lutein.
I was late starting work (DoorDash driver) because it refused to let me sign in to earn by time, which is the only way I work. After an hour, I finally had to give in and do the earn by offer option, but it had already done a number on my blood pressure. Of course, I missed the main lunch rush fighting with it. I've only had one delivery since signing in an hour ago and I lost money on it in comparison to what I would have made had I been earning by time. Honestly, that's something DoorDash needs to change. You should be required to select your earning preference when you schedule and not be allowed to change it on a whim. There are reasons I only do the earn by time option and my stress levels and blood pressure are two of the big ones. These, along with my depression, are some of the main reasons I can't do what my husband would call a "real job". I guess that was probably an irrelevant rant for this blog, but since it did affect my health today it was also good to note.
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Hai!! match up? :O hope this is done right lolz.
I have an emo style. I wear alot of dark toned colors & band tees with classic skinny jeans. + too much jewelry. I have short shag style hair & it’s dyed black. medium body type. I’m slightly on the chubbier side. (i only have ear piercings.) I have a bunch of scars :p With personality, I’m introverted. I’m a little on the sad side but can cheer up on a whim! On the outside I’m friendly, kinda shy & awkward. When someone knows me: I’m very open and outgoing. I can be affectionate with & talkative.
I’m described as very honest and open. A little down & emotional. I either have a mellow mood or i’m bouncing off the walls. I’m also very sensitive. I’m very expressive of my moods & interests. (i may be a little obnoxious.) I’m stubborn! Partner preferences: Someone very understanding and can be patient with mental health. Supportive & can deal with someone a little dependent. Someone who is be able to deal with difficult times, as well as the positive & fun ones! (l am someone who’s extra to begin with.)
I would want long term in a relationship. something serious & deep. With qualities: I would like someone who’s a good listener & someone who can handle mental health issues & understand me. Someone who is very patient ! Maybe likes staying in & being able to care for me :3 (whilst being kind & understanding. ^_^)
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AAA I HOPE THIS IS OKAY !!! I TRIED TO MAKE IT SO IT COULD GO PLATONIC OR ROMANTIC ILYSM
Marble Hornets ;
i think you could work well with Hoodie :) i think he'd be a good listener for when you wanna rant about whatever it is you're interested in atm, your feelings, stressors- whatever it is you're getting some VERY intrigued nods from him. i don't think he would mind you being dependent on him- if anything he might prefer it, he likes feeling needed. would care for you as best he can, and try to acclimate to your feelings :)
Creepypasta ;
for creepypasta, i can see it going one of two very different ways- EJ or Nina :) Jack would be a great listener and would love to stay up late and just be around you sharing the space than go out most of the time; and he can also totally understand if you're not feeling your best. I'm leaning a lot more towards Nina, though, because i feel like it's a very introvert and their emotional support extrovert. she's such a ray of sunshine that loves SO hard, she'd support you however she felt she could. if you're not feeling 100%, she is doing everything in her power to cheer you up !!! she's a sweetheart that wants the best for both of you and can happily handle your different moods/energies. both of them would definitely appreciate your honesty and be happy to listen to you talk about your interests.
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Was that [AULI'I CRAVALHO]? Oh no no, that was just [LILO PELEKAI], a [CANON CHARACTER] from [DISNEY’S LILO AND STITCH]. They are [TWENTY] years old, use [SHE/THEY], and [ARE NOT] aware that they are not actually from Washington DC. Too bad they can’t stray from this city for long.
FULL NAME: Lilo Kailani Pelekai AGE: 20 SPECIES: Human FANDOM: Disney’s Lilo and Stitch GENDER IDENTITY: Non-binary; she/they SEXUALITY: Pansexual NATIONALITY: Hawaiian ETHNICITY: Native Hawaiian HOW LONG HAS YOUR CHARACTER BEEN HERE?: One Week JOB: Barista at The Roost WHERE HAS YOUR CHARACTER BEEN PULLED FROM IN THEIR FANDOM?: Roughly 13 years after the events of Lilo and Stitch. HAS ANY MAGIC AFFECTED YOUR CHARACTER?: Yes, Lilo currently believes she has lived in Washington DC her whole life, though something about that doesn’t feel quite right.
FACE CLAIM: Auli'i Cravalho SPECIAL / RECOGNIZABLE FEATURES: Long dark hair. HAIR COLOR: Black EYE COLOR: Brown ACCENT: American
SIBLING(S): Nani Pelekai PARTNER(S): None atm. CHILDREN: None atm. PARENT(S): Alani Pelekai [deceased] and Koa Pelekai [deceased]
- Lilo loves arts and crafts! She made her favorite childhood doll, Scrump, completely herself! She loves making things, whether it’s art or jewelry or dolls - anything creative is a great outlet for her! - Photography is one of Lilo’s great loves. She enjoys taking candids of people when they least suspect it, she likes capturing the humanity in others. She still uses an old fashioned camera where she has to get the film developed, but she also has an instagram dedicated to her work. - Music is an important part of Lilo’s life. She’s obviously a huge Elvis fan, but just in general she feels like music has saved her life a bunch of times. She loves to listen to records and she loves to dance. She also plays the ukulele. - Lilo is a huge fan of anime and loves to cosplay! She even sometimes makes TikToks in character. She enjoys putting together a costume and playing pretend for a while. - Things like Voodoo have always been intriguing to Lilo. She’s constantly reading books and consuming media about witchcraft and similar things. She just finds it fascinating! - Lilo is not a fan of storms. (TW: death) Her parents died in a car accident because of a very bad storm late one night. It’s why feeding Pudge the fish his peanut butter and jelly sandwiches is very important to her, since he controls the weather. - She enjoys helping people find what they’re good at. She likes getting to know someone and if she can be of help to them should they need it, that makes her extremely happy! - Lilo is not afraid to get her hands dirty. If you come after her, or especially if you come after her family, be prepared to endure her rage. She will go absolutely feral on your ass.
platonic connections: Friends! Stitch has been Lilo’s only friend for most of her life. Most people tend to find her weird. She’d love some genuine friends!! more platonic connections: Bring me anyone from Lilo and Stitch or the t.v. series but especially bring me Nani please!!! Lilo needs her big sister! colleagues: Does your character also work at The Roost? Then they work with Lilo! They can get along or just be colleagues, it’s up to you! models/fellow photographers: Lilo loves photography, and especially taking candid shots of people when they least expect it. You could be a model for her (knowingly or unknowingly) or a fellow photographer would be fun too! water buddies: Lilo loves the water, she loves to swim and surf! So fellow water buddies are always welcome! non-human friends: When it comes to things like vampires, mermaids, werewolves, fairies, etc - Lilo believes in them all, and she always has and always will. I would LOVE some non-human friends for her! She’d be so stoked and have a million questions and comments for them, so be prepared. potential romantic connection: Lilo doesn’t do hook-ups but she does want to find love one day. She develops crushes very easily, to be honest. I think a slow-burn could be cute for her!
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Spouse cannot forget mine suppressed flatulence upon our first date
While yours truly sat here at the desk housing MacBook Pro, pondering his next idée fixe apropos for gamut of anonymous readers, he unexpectedly, noisily and effectually exploded out rear end; perhaps ye heard or felt
the ground beneath your feet tremble; the missus didst not stir in her sleep yesterday (May 29th, 2023)
when my troubles
seemed so far away.
Jog me memory I did with a little help figuratively nabbed, pilfering, ransacking, et cetera compilation of previously written poems which involved scrolling thru screen after screen of feeble attempts to craft some stellar literary creation.
Worm I going with this line?
Just by a fluke, I came across a scenario where humorous embellishment will (clear as water) diminish credence, but slight fabrication will help revival encompassing an outing with then girlfriend, who eventually became the missus.
Upon the first date (mucho decades ago) not quite two score
and three and a half years ago
with the gal, whose troth aye did pledge allegiance to wed (anniversary inching itsy bitsy spider like up to seven and twenty earth orbitz),
we agreed to dine
at an avante garde Tex-Mex eatery
in North Wales, Pennsylvania,
where angels feared to tread
carefully scrutinizing bon appétit
the menu selection,
a touch of Latin lick QED
all American version sans
south of the border cuisine –
Quod Erat Demonstrandum –
translations spit out
in rapid fire Hispanic
by a beady eyed
pierced and inked kid named Ned,
whose couture favored a punkish style
with spiky gelled green hair,
piercings galore and necklace
with a genetically modified
sizable entombed glassy pricey jewelry
encased insect in amber lead,
which beastly fully intact organism
with a miniature grizzly bear like head
momentarily hypnotizing me
pray tell, yours truly nudged himself
out of trance sans this egghead
who made a selection
by randomly landing finger
on an item feigning to be well bred
unbeknownst choice promised
concussive radioactive fallout
squelched with utmost difficulty
nearly impossible mission to avoid loosing buttuck blast
if belched out the posterior; fart would have catapulted, delivered fatalistic deafening roar wreaking havoc to life and limb costing countless lives
regarding innocent restaurant patrons,
whose arbitrary choice
to partake of their repast
at aforementioned homey unnamed restaurant analogous
ending with tragicomic farce.
After this Señor ingested
an ample number of mouthfuls
of beans and rice
that quelled most severe hunger pangs
mine lower gastrointestinal tract,
felt a bubbling and gurgling sensation
played through impropriety struggled
with gaseous mounting perturbations,
what promised to be hot malodorous,
would induce an air raid
from this “wind bag,”
(whose puckered, preserved, pickled, et cetera
and stinky namesake
occupies a place
at the Mutter Museum,
whose saving grace erroneously divine),
when wallet of suede discover herd
visa vis tubby devoid of cash,
thus convenient excuse to beat
the tirade of volcanic eruption
on the cusp of belching forth
found me bolting out the restaurant door
fortunately not waylaid
and madly dashing
(like some fiery comet dancer)
performing a cheeky number
hopping on one foot than the other –
since forceful blast triggered kidneys
to be tapped, thus prancer two step
extemporaneously incorporated
while awaiting available ATM
only to espy debit printout slip
inadequate funds available
zero balance in checking account.
While expulsion of noxious fumes
from thine sphincter courtesy
brought relief as aye nonchalantly
prior to strolling inside cozy diner,
and slipped into me seat disinclined
to relate eave vents to future spouse,
the bodily aeration and stream of urine (freed to water secluded copse)
from me magic flute which,
amazingly synchronized
with the Maximus glute
after consuming food
triggered tushy to toot.
Nevertheless, shortfall of legal tender unfortunately and subsequently found yours truly shackled,
impressed, forced, et cetera
as dishwashing galley slave
dashed mine coveted bowed need for highstrung Cupid
annihilating, detonating, hexing, et cetera
opportunistic spell
to don and trumpet myself
as artful dashing romancer.
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