#onion lovers

[tilbageidanmark]

A large garlic clove

[justcatposts]

Wonders why the air is so spicy? 

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[icewindandboringhorror]

What would you choose? :0c

(note: original image is from HERE (link) - but I edited it to add a wider variety of options.. also added $3 extra to the total, even though I know that makes it more uneven lol, I thought if you're adding 10 whole extra items, the money to spend should at least be increased slightly, if that makes sense..)

[frizzlelamb]

Forced proximity. Belligerent sexual tension. Guardian angel. Can't Live with Them, Can't Live Without Them.

DreadRook had an entire enemies to lovers package but it didn't have the chance to be delivered 💔

[langfield]

as someone who loves safield immensely ( and is a firm believer that those two were in love with each other in game ), i will say that i actually agree with safi not being a love interest in de? honestly, i think explicitly heavy handed romance scenes would’ve dampened so much of what makes them special in my eyes … mainly because them loving each other so entirely speaks more volumes than if the game made a specific turn towards romantic or platonic affection? like, safield thrives in de without a specific label and while existing in that ‘are they?’ dichotomy. and, on the other hand, i just can’t think of any way they could’ve made a safi romance arc work with max’s and safi’s character directions. safi was always going to leave at the end and max was always going to stay. and, on top of that, as much as they both care for each other, there were many things standing in their way : themselves, other people … their respective ghosts. i much prefer safield being a slowburn in the sense that safi would become a romance option later on, as it gives safi and max room to breathe with other charactera and to find themselves more.

plus, lets be honest, safi’s plot would feel cluttered as all hell if they added a romance plotline on top of it ( my girls were already dealing with a lot, i genuinely cannot comprehend them acting upon their feelings in game ).

[shelovesplants]

Ornamental onion allium hybrid 💜🪻

[veunho]

Me: Onion 😠

Ao3 writers: Onion 😍

Me: Onion? 🤔🫤

Artists: Onion! 🥰

Me: Onion... 😳

[softandwildx]

This is an emergency PSA to put onions in your cooking!!!

Taco meat? Onions.

Burgers? Onions.

Steak and potatoes? Onions.

Breakfast scramble? Onions.

Sautéed veggies? Onions.

Pastas? Onions.

They enhance the flavor of whatever they're with and they add a nice texture layer. Everything is better with a lil onion in it I promise you can trust me

[theood]

I wanna make French onion soup. Ouuuu French Onion soup

[bugmistake]

falling in love is like. what if i was swept up in the world's most beautiful vortex

[asthecrowrambles]

your onion tags so true‼️

YOU UNDERSTAND ME!!!!

a beautiful onion for you <3

[sgtruttersdartsclubband]

I don't think I belong here

[fieriframes]

[Ready? Dredge. First Papers of Surrealism, lemon pepper, and then onion powder.]

[cordeliaorangeblossom]

onions have layers

and so do you

each layer i peel

my eyes sting scorching hot

your the onion

i love onion

you may not be

perfect

but at least you are 

you

-anachronistic clairvoyance

[mischievous-misdirection]

(@pxison - Yonji) - Strides bordering on a power walk, Yonji was headed back to collect something he had forgotten to bring with him for his afternoon training session. Something he'd been told by a certain nosy red head that it should've been kept with other equipment but he had insisted he might as well keep it seeing as he was the only one using it. Oversight certainly was a bitch and he definitely wasn't in the mood to get reprimanded on. His whole mood shifts when he reenters his now shared bedroom with Yorin as he spots them still unpacking a box he had seen earlier on when he'd initially left the room. The contents of which were curious and he didn't know what to make of most of them. Ranging from various sizes, shapes, and colors, there was a lot for Yonji to stand and gawk at trying to figure out what any of them meant. Were they decorations perhaps? "What's all this even for?" He asks as he is tempted enough to shuffle closer and hold one of said objects in a fist finding the material rather spongy and cool. Scanning more of the objects, it wasn't until he got to those more phallic in shape that dark eyes widen and dots seem to connect.

Truth be told they probably didn't need all of this … but where's the fun in that? This is probably the first time Yorin's been truly excited on Germa. Married sex life was good but it could be better and with the proper tools her Germa prince wouldn't know what to do with himself. However when Yonji does return she's only unpacked a fourth of the large crate, all of the toys needing a good wipe down and inspection for nicks after their travels.

Yorin's very tempted to ask their husband what he thinks they're for but can visibly see him string the thoughts together which earns him a very pleased laugh. "I suppose their marital aids now." Smiling, she reaches into a long box that had been open but not sorted and pulls out a white leather cat-o'-nine-tails to wave the toy around before smacking the straps against her upturned palm. "I have a lot of things we can play with." She smirks, dragging leather tails over lumpy bags still unopened. "You liked the sounding rods then you'll like the tuning fork ones I have around him somewhere." Dark eyes glance around, sure they saw them not five minutes before. "Oh, I also have these egg vibrates you might like too." The excitement is bubbling up in her voice again, usually easy smile practically beaming at the treasure trove of silicone and leather.

"What do you like? I've got nipple clamps, collars, sooo many vibrators and a swing in here I think?" Lips pucker trying to recall months ago when the box was packed. They hadn't really had this conversation but Yorin's dominant tendencies were far from ignorable in and out of the bedroom. "There's this really soft rope." Hand reaches into a black box to produce a nearly tied bundle. "We need to install some hard points around the room but I'm sure I have enough here to tie you up." Hands clap together as if the idea dawns on them just then. "Ooo I should buy some flesh lights, maybe a few cock rings too. That would definitely make edging you more fun."

Her mind is brimming with ideas and scenarios, voice fading away for a moment, eyes darting around then to Yonji to mentally take measurements and recall their past romps. How far could she push him? Was he patient enough for heavy bondage? Did he like mild pain play? Yorin had already made it a habit to tickle his hole when giving him head to plant the idea of exploring prostate play. They made vibrators just for that, didn't they? Eyes glitter with a predatory edge as they size up his muscled physique, he was clearly in danger.

[laststandx3]

✨collage of favorite things✨

I was tagged by @stolperzunge <3 <3

rules are easy, make a collage out of your fav things with this template (under the cut)

Tagging: @budgetmilk, @nomilkinmyteaplease, @ladystarrdust, @hitherecreature, @snippedhazard, @maykr