#oneeyed

[eyepatch-girls]

Removing glass eye

[shizaharu]

A little gift-drawing for @trianglemom <33 I really love her art :3

[oneeyed-jacks]

Bouncer down! Someone get me the medkit and a tight little nurses outfit

[stochastique-blog]

Okay, this is interesting

Always watch the trees… you never know what might be watching back.

#handmadetoys #mixedmedia #wire #sculpture #art #bendable #wireart #poseable #blue #oneeyed #monster #weird #creature #outonalimb #outdoors #tree #leaves #nature #treesareamazing #leafmealone #beingwatched (at Portland, Oregon)

[barmy-demon]

I’m still in slight shock about the person who flirted with my one eyed jack blog then just dipped

[oneeyed-jacks]

can’t catch me cheating if i’m eating the cards

Ya will be payin’ for those, ‘nd banned.

[oneeyed-jacks]

Round and round the mulberry bush

The badger chased the weasel

The badger thought it was all in good fun

But pop! goes the weasel

Why are ya singin’?

[oneeyed-jacks]

Jacks gonna blow a gasket when Mike tells ‘im Messin’ with ‘is employees is just pain stupid though.

[oneeyed-jacks]

I employ full grown adults (-minus Jonny don’t ya say shit) can someone tell me why the hell I just watched a group of em sprint past the entrance when there s’pose to be working.

[oneeyed-jacks]

Don't jynx yourself

Yeah yeah I get it Jonnys gonna shoot me y’all made that damn obvious.

[oneeyed-jacks]

Sometimes I say things and think how much ’m to this bastards face, that’s customer service for ya.

[oneeyed-jacks]

Seeing as y’all think it’s ok to use corkscrews for removing stuff some lava or what ever ya said it was i feel the need to make sure y’all at lest know how to sterilise it.

Ya have 2 main options doing it with stuff y’all probably have on ya both will work and ya probably can get away with just doing the one but both will work better:

1. Alcohol hold what ever ya using in it for as long as ya can before use, ya can also poor it on the injury.

2. Fire heat what ever ya uesing works better if ya did the alcohol before hand.

And if ya can get it use steam works better then the other two.

[oneeyed-jacks]

pst

sewing

Why the fuck would ya do that?

[oneeyed-jacks]

Are there any gays

Course ya hopein’ t’ know specifics or somthin’?

[oneeyed-jacks]

There's an octokitten named smiles

A what’s it?

[oneeyed-jacks]

‘M sorry for my lack of activity at the casino yesterday but ‘m back so I’ll look forward to seeing y’all.