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Taking a pairing and watering it down bit by bit until it’s not even the same characters anymore, call that the ship of theseus.
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Me but it’s nothing interesting and I just can’t spell a basic ass word
when ur talking abt headcanons w/ ur friend and they start typing for a really long time
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Barry looked towards the camera when he saw it
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The mechanisms are engaged to a spambot-
I can’t- this is too much-
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Eats my ham and cheese samwitxh pretending lid eif ok
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Why do you know brainrot terms? It's scares me
Because the generational divide is an artificial cultural construct used primarily to distract people from Socio-Economic inequality and gatekeeping generational slang that is not tied to a specific sub-demographic only serves to reinforce the distraction. Or to put it another way: Sigmas Eat Werther's Originals whilst listening to Linken park and playing Roblox, no cap.
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had a dream about getting addicted to vaseline on toast. my girlfriend crying, begging me to stop eating "that miserable greasy toast"
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you can replace food/water/rest/etc with 4 hours of the Hyperfixation but watch out! *crumbles to dust*
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“That has mites :D your eating mites”
My teacher oh so happy to tell us we eat mites and that’s what gives it taste
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“You’re walking up ur dog in a field with no trousers on.”
My teacher who then when realising what he said tried to say you could be wearing shorts
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God damn the woke tongue eating isopods and their “protandrous hermaphrodite” lifestyle
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Love the new blog theme :33<
Thank you very much iby approves
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NO BARMY WHY
Iby is all powerful
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Iby
hillow jonny boy
what the fuck is with the anons
I don’t fuckin’ know ‘nd I ain’t gonna try work out what goes through their shrivelled little brains
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Gizm0’s fault
hillow jonny boy
what the fuck is with the anons
I don’t fuckin’ know ‘nd I ain’t gonna try work out what goes through their shrivelled little brains
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