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oneeyed-jacks · 2 months
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Round and round the mulberry bush
The badger chased the weasel
The badger thought it was all in good fun
But pop! goes the weasel
Why are ya singin’?
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barmy-demon · 20 days
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I’m still in slight shock about the person who flirted with my one eyed jack blog then just dipped
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@/oneeyed-jacks
look thwrs a one eyed jack on here now
just a btw im waiting for you to get your ass out of jail to commit chaos upon him
Why the fuck do ya think of what to know this shit or care
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mrfat-wvideo-blog · 7 years
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Marlon Brando and Pina Pellicer in One-Eyed Jacks * * * One-Eyed Jacks is available to stream for free on Roku's "Free Movie Channel"! http://bit.ly/2r8PwDm and for purchase in our Facebook store! http://bit.ly/2rgRFKZ
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“if you were to write a story with me in the lead role, it would certainly be… a tragedy.”
Kaneki Ken, Tokyo Ghoul
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realmofthegods · 3 years
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Muse list
Norse muses
Angrboða
Loki
Jörmungandr
Hati and Sköll
Skaði
Iðunn
Týr
Brigitta Lokisdottir (OC)
Greek muses
Hades
Cerberus
Vikings (Tv Series)
Ivar
Floki
Hvitserk
Angrboða Flokisdottir
Vikings Valhalla
Alec (OC)
Leif Eriksson (Trial)
Harald Sigurdsson (Trial)
OC Vikings/Vahalla
Signe Halvorsdottir (OC)
House of Dragons
Daemon Targaryen (found @thedrxgonprince )
Rhaenyra Targaryen
Laenor Velaryon
Aegon Targaryen (found @princeaegon)
Aemond Targaryen (found @oneeyed-prince )
Baelon Targaryen (OC)
Aenar Targaryen (OC)
Nikolai (OC)
Harry Potter
Tom Riddle
Ava Selwyn (OC)
Faustian Selwyn-Riddle (OC)
GoT/HotD verse for the twins
Hestia Selwyn-Riddle (OC)
Abraxas Malfoy II (OC)
Caelum Malfoy (OC)
Elenora Weasley (OC)
Regulus Black
Rayner Lestrange (OC)
Xavier Prewett (OC)
Xander Prewett (OC)
Hati Greyback (OC)
DC Comics
The Joker /Jack Napier - Pre Joker
Jervis Tetch - Mad Hatter
Nathaniel Napier - OC
Kayden Bryce - OC
Adrian Chase/Vigilante
Dream/Morpheus
The Corinthian
Marvel/MCU
Bucky Barnes
Micheal Morbius
Loxias Crown
Sons of Anarchy/Mayans MC
Happy Lowman
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alastor-gbeho · 5 years
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i call this holy shit olivia and kate wont post this but i will
this is badly written smut of reina and jack by me fiona. en-fucking-joy this joke that went too far.
"It was the yelling that always stirred the snake in his pants. She was beautiful even when she snarled at him. She was a beast, untamable or so she claimed. He knew he could tame her. Perhaps he was the only one in the world capable of it. His fingers could turn into putty, which is what he intended to do to her as she pushed him into a random room in the manor. Of course, this was exciting, they were at her event. If she was caught fucking her husband, whom she was attempting to divorce, Reina would lose her mind. Perhaps it was worth it then, just to see her head explode. Her fingers expertly unbuttoned his shirt and he knew if they weren't there to keep up appearances she would have ripped it open. He lifted her onto the closest surface, palms pushing the fabric of her dress up and up and up until he saw his end destination. A thumb swept over the wet spot on her panties,"Wet for me babe?" He growled, as his member quivered in his pants. Her hands moved in opposite directions, one gripping his hair, the other working his belt open. She pulled out his oneeyed monster, who was ready for her attention."If you don't fuck me right now, I'm making you sign those fucking divorce papers." He knew that fucking would make her change her mind on the divorce. He pulled her to the edge, pushing her panties to the side and thrusted deep within her core. Thank god she had her tubes tied or he'd have had to fumble with a condom. "You like that tight pussy baby?" Reina crooned into his ear,"Better than all those whores' sloppy cunts." Her words made him thrust harder and deeper like he was an angry bull who was seeing red. His thumb flicked her clit lightly once, twice, and then he felt it. Her walls clenched around him , she was going to cum, but in the most Reina fashion, she wasn't going to tell him. The moan in his ear was enough for him to truly know she had tumbled over that glorious edge. He didn't stop until she climaxed once again, this time joining her in the tremulous pleasure of orgasm. "I'm not signing those papers," He whispered in her ear as they both came down from their orgasms."
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brooklynjoe · 2 years
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Furball Decadence Returns to New Orleans First time back since 2019 MUSIC: GSP Featuring Dancer: Hunter Harden Saturday Sept 3 2022 One Eyed Jacks **New Location** 1104 Decatur Street New Orleans Doors: 9pm Show: 10pm Advanced General: $20 Advanced VIP: $40 Door: General $25 VIP $50 (VIP a passes including line jump, exclusive use of second floor bar and balcony - separate bar) 21 & over DRESS Underwear/Gear/Jocks/Harness Clothes Check TIX. https://www.ticketweb.com/event/furball-one-eyed-jacks-presents-at-tickets/12327055?pl=oneeyed (at One Eyed Jacks Presents) https://www.instagram.com/p/Cgr4sERs-up/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=
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just62me-blog · 7 years
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After the last comic con(?) where the cast was asked how the show should end,  and Jensen said it should end - well, badly, I decided I needed to come up a version that’s upbeat - especially considering “Carry On” (by Kansas).  So, here’s what I chose....
PS - Love you guys!
SUPERNATURAL
FINAL SHOW OF SERIES
 1.    Chuck has returned and restored Castiel to life only after Cas agrees to accept the position of “New God”.  Amara opens another portal, retrieving Mary from the other world, and Crowley (who never really died) escapes the alternate universe with her.
2.    Jack, unhappy in this world, begs Chuck to allow him to return to his biological father, Lucifer, and Chuck acquiesces with the stipulation that neither can ever return to this Earth again.
3.    With the mediation of Chuck & Amara, Crowley agrees to return as King of Hell, but must contain his work to those who are deemed worthy of being sent to Hell. In that same vein, Ken Lay is denied admittance into Heaven by Cas (to the room arranged many years earlier by Raphael), and he and Dick Chaney walk hand-in-hand into Hell to beg Crowley for sanctuary.  Once Crowley learns their secret (they were lovers and died via a murder-suicide pact), he separates them for all eternity, where they must watch videos of the one-percenters they used to conspire with becoming benevolent and altruistic, spreading their wealth over the needy.
4.    The Washington Post, along with 50 other major newspapers in the world, simultaneously publish the truth that monsters exist (which was leaked by a whistle-blower working for the MIB Division of the CIA), and that “Monster-Busters” were everywhere and available for hire.
5.    Within the same time frame, Dean, Sam & Mary all find love interests and want to settle down.  Dean gets to walk Mary down the aisle to her new life as a farmer’s wife.  To Sam’s surprise, Crowley asks him to be his best man for his marriage to (the newly restored) Meg.  Dean & Sam open the “Best Little Monster Killers” school in Lawrence, Kansas, where they both meet their future loves.
6.    In Final Scene One, Chuck & Amara are laughing about the “wonderland” worlds they are producing in another world, trying to out-do each other.  One world contains OneEyed-OneHorned Jumping Purple Parabola Eaters, Rhyming Glarks, and Rainbow Orfs.
7.   In Final Scene Two, Dean & Sam, along with their wives and children, in their 42-room school-castle overlooking the city, … “lay (their) weary head(s) to rest” to watch a new tv series called Supernatural.
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oneeyed-jacks · 2 months
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I employ full grown adults (-minus Jonny don’t ya say shit) can someone tell me why the hell I just watched a group of em sprint past the entrance when there s’pose to be working.
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oneeyed-jacks · 2 months
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Don't jynx yourself
Yeah yeah I get it Jonnys gonna shoot me y’all made that damn obvious.
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oneeyed-jacks · 2 months
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Sometimes I say things and think how much ’m to this bastards face, that’s customer service for ya.
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oneeyed-jacks · 2 months
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Seeing as y’all think it’s ok to use corkscrews for removing stuff some lava or what ever ya said it was i feel the need to make sure y’all at lest know how to sterilise it.
Ya have 2 main options doing it with stuff y’all probably have on ya both will work and ya probably can get away with just doing the one but both will work better:
1. Alcohol hold what ever ya using in it for as long as ya can before use, ya can also poor it on the injury.
2. Fire heat what ever ya uesing works better if ya did the alcohol before hand.
And if ya can get it use steam works better then the other two.
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oneeyed-jacks · 2 months
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pst
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sewing
Why the fuck would ya do that?
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oneeyed-jacks · 2 months
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‘M sorry for my lack of activity at the casino yesterday but ‘m back so I’ll look forward to seeing y’all.
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