#oneeyed jacks

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Bouncer down! Someone get me the medkit and a tight little nurses outfit

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I’m still in slight shock about the person who flirted with my one eyed jack blog then just dipped

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Jack of one eyes

Y’all wanna give Mike a rip for this reblog?

jack of no trades. master of fuck all

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can’t catch me cheating if i’m eating the cards

Ya will be payin’ for those, ‘nd banned.

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Round and round the mulberry bush

The badger chased the weasel

The badger thought it was all in good fun

But pop! goes the weasel

Why are ya singin’?

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Jacks gonna blow a gasket when Mike tells ‘im Messin’ with ‘is employees is just pain stupid though.

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I hope ya know exactly who ‘m reblogging this ‘bout.

i would probably have a better sleep schedule if i could put my phone down and stop having insanely long phone time before bed

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I employ full grown adults (-minus Jonny don’t ya say shit) can someone tell me why the hell I just watched a group of em sprint past the entrance when there s’pose to be working.

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Don't jynx yourself

Yeah yeah I get it Jonnys gonna shoot me y’all made that damn obvious.

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Sometimes I say things and think how much ’m to this bastards face, that’s customer service for ya.

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Seeing as y’all think it’s ok to use corkscrews for removing stuff some lava or what ever ya said it was i feel the need to make sure y’all at lest know how to sterilise it.

Ya have 2 main options doing it with stuff y’all probably have on ya both will work and ya probably can get away with just doing the one but both will work better:

1. Alcohol hold what ever ya using in it for as long as ya can before use, ya can also poor it on the injury.

2. Fire heat what ever ya uesing works better if ya did the alcohol before hand.

And if ya can get it use steam works better then the other two.

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pst

sewing

Why the fuck would ya do that?

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‘M sorry for my lack of activity at the casino yesterday but ‘m back so I’ll look forward to seeing y’all.

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Afternoon jack

Fun fact! Being lit on fire is very annoying

Ya were lit on fire, how’d ya manage that?

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I think there's much harm.

I mean heaven forbid the spoilers

Hm

What would you do if I told you their name ?

I’ve asked ya to name ya price already haven’t I? what about spoilers, spoilers for what?

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My work wife is cheatin’ on me :’(