#onebadxday

[herkingofgotham-archived-blog]

    @onebadxday & @mr-frost gets a starter

    He knew he shouldn’t have looked when Harley had made some comment about their being a new post involving the two of them on the gossip site, yet he couldn’t help himself reading the post over Harley’s shoulder only to quickly realise that their kiss was not the reason for the post. Was that- FUCK. That was a photograph of Jeannie and Jonny kissing. Despite everything, he couldn’t help the anger that burned through his chest at the picture. He made some comment to Harley about how he had to go and quickly left, walking away from her and feeling his ache in his chest at the thought of his best friend... and whatever Jeannie was to him kissing, maybe even doing more than that. A part of him knew he had NO right to be irritated, he was with Harley now, yet there was just something so betraying about Jonny and Jeannie kissing. 

    Finding them wasn’t hard and it definitely didn’t help his anger that they were together. Grabbing Jonny’s phone from the table, he pulled the post up, holding the picture of the two of kissing up for them to see, “ I think the two of you better start explainin’... what the fuck is this? ” 

[chaoslived-a-blog]

@onebadxday hit the heart for a heathers the musical lyric starter // acepting

    our love is god

    “ The dinosaurs choked on dust ‘cause the God said they must... the new world needed room for me and you. ” 

[bulletforbrains-archived-blog]

@onebadxday gets a starter

    “ Hey beautiful, ” Guy smiled, running a hand through his messy hair as he leaned against the wall. They had been getting closer since he had found her after her discussion with Jack that had left her fairly emotional. He smiled at her, taking a sip of the drink in his hand. She looked beautiful, dressed all in white, like the angel she was. 

    “ You look like you’re having a good time... didn’t I see you talking and dancing with Jack earlier? Have you two figured everything out? ” 

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@onebadxday liked for a starter

    “ Hey Jeannie, ” Bruce said softly, sitting opposite her with a small smile on his face. He couldn’t help but feel bad for her. Not only was Jack Napier back from juvie, he was ignoring his oldest ( and sometimes ONLY friend ) and seemed to be getting extremely friendly with the junior Harleen Quinzel, which was another issue on it’s own. 

    “ I just wanted to see if you were okay... with everything that seems to be going on. ”

[tradicans]

The Jean Jeannie

@onebadxday hit 💚 for a ( V: we are the breakfast club ) starter !

“𝒟𝑜 you have the notes from yesterday?”

It was a simple enough question. Pamela wanted to ask Jeannie Kerr more than that; for instance, how she always seemed to make her ass look great in a pair of jeans. Almost like magic. But then again, she also didn’t know why she wanted to ask her that, either. So she stuck with the easier, more “professional” excuse to say ‘hello’ to her.

[kekeondemand-blog]

One Bad Day

DISCLAIMER: I do not own Batman nor Joker, all characters mentioned are the property of D.C. Comics. Also I DID NOT take this line for line from the comics nor animated film. This is a completely different monologue, though there are some similarities. This is purely fan made for entertainment. Hope you enjoy.

Do you have any idea how hard it is to make someone laugh? To get a little chuckle or even a smile out of a crowd of stern faces? First you gotta set up the joke, then you gotta ease em’ in, and then right when they least expect it..BAM! You hit em with the punchline! It may sound easy but believe me sweety, it ain’t. It’s almost enough to drive someone over the edge of sanity. Hm, hm, hm, hm, hm, ha haaaa….oh sure you might practice it with a few friends, try it out on that sweet dame ya like, but when the time comes to tell it to the whole world…..you realize that your the only one who’s laughing. That! My delightful doctor is when you learn the very painful truth about comedy, see the downside of comedy is that your always taking shots from people who just don’t get the joke. There’s always critics who believe they could tell a better joke in their sleep. Ha! I’d love to see ‘em try. Y'know everyone tends to think I’m a madman, but all I’ve ever wanted to do was make people laugh. Sure not everyone understood my brand of humor, and some of my jokes may have resulted in a few casualties. But I assure you it was all in good fun. Ah, ha, ha haaaa… But now that I think about it what really makes a madman anyway? His hobbies? His body count? The way he dresses? Nope! (Holds up one finger) It’s this! One. Bad. Day. That’s all it takes! Just one bad day to reduce the sanest man alive to lunacy. That’s how far the world is from where I am, just one. Bad. Day. It doesn’t even have to be tragic! No one has to die, no one’s heart has to be broken, it just has to be enough to break your mental grip on reality and make the shattered pieces of your mind knock against the walls of your own emptines. I know because something like that…..something like that happened to me…..But it isn’t all bad! I mean look at me ah, ho ho hooo! Sure I’m not the best looking, or the “hippest” or “downest” if that’s what the kids are saying these days. But I’ve still got my still got my sense of humor, and I wanna share that humor with all of Gotham but a certain pointy eared bat freak keeps getting in my way! But now that I think about, the jokes wouldn’t be as funny without my little bat critic taking a few shots at me, now would they? Let’s me know I need to sharpen my material for the next encounter ha, haaaaaaa! But anywhooo, thanks for listening doc! Hmmmm, Harleen Quinzel huh? Y'know if you shorten that you get Harley Quinn! That! My dear is a name that puts a smile on my face, wouldn’t you agree? Ah, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. Heh, ha ha, ha, ha! AH! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA!

Imaginative monologue from Joker to Dr. Harleen Quinzel (Harley Quinn)

Written by Keyshawn Browne

[rxttenheart-archived-blog]

breakfast club app for onebadxday c:

QUICK ANSWERS

MUN NAME AND AGE: Taylor, 22

MUSE FULL NAME, AGE AND FACE CLAIM: Jeannie Kerr, 18, Britt Robertson

WHICH YEAR OF HIGH SCHOOL ARE THEY IN? ( STUDENT APPLICATION ) Senior

WHAT IS YOUR MUSE’S HIGH SCHOOL STEREOTYPE ( E.G. PRINCESS / CRIMINAL / JOCK / NERD ( STUDENT APPLICATION ) )? The Girl Next Door

IN CHARACTER ANSWERS ( STUDENT APPLICATION ) (GIVE DETAILS!) 

DO YOU LIKE YOURSELF? “I-I mean, I guess I’m okay. Wait, I should say yes, self-confidence is very important. Not that I only said what I felt I should I just…can I start this again?“

WHAT IS YOUR RELATIONSHIP LIKE WITH YOUR PARENTS? “It’s okay. I mean my Mom died and…Dad’s away….a lot. But he’s just a busy guy, y’know.”

HAVE YOU GOT ANY HIDDEN TALENTS? “Um, I can play piano alright. Oh, I can also do that thing with my tongue like a three leaf clover. Yeah. Pretty cool at parties.“

ANY EXTRA CURRICULAR ACTIVITIES? “I help out with the school paper.”

HOW DO YOU FIND HIGH SCHOOL? DO YOU LIKE GOING? ARE YOU POPULAR?  “I’m not “popular” but I don’t think I'm…unpopular, either….does that make sense?“

JEANNIE KERR IS NOW ENROLLED AT GOTHAM HIGH

WANT TO ENROL IN GOTHAM HIGH? WANT TO WORK AT GOTHAM HIGH? SUBMIT YOUR APPLICATION HERE.  

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First off, I want to say a HUGE thank you for over 200 followers. I think it’s absolutely crazy that people really enjoy my blog. I’ve made so many good friends and met so many great people through this blog. So these are the people who have just been absolute standouts to me.  THE RIDE OR DIE’S  these are the people I talk to nearly on an everyday basis, whether it be IC or OOC. @enigmvd // @rxttenheart // @legacyofmadness // @vvenator // @divineowl  THE MAINS these are the people who I often RP with and absolutely admire their blog and their writing @ozcobblepot // @dvlspcwn // @smolblvndiiie // @cquiinzel // @onlyjokesherebro // @suckerpnch // @comiiics // @cfgreycells // @heirexss // @holmescouture // @sinistilirium // @exnigmatic // @exquisiteinsanity // @bonezone // @callousrogues // @districtattorneydent // @dontdoboyfriends // @giingerstallion // @hamicidal // @askthedanisheatingdetective // @officerrobinjohnblake // @offearitself // @waynesprotector // @arkhxmmaniax // @dappercobblepot // @rvdscarf // @vcnderveer THE INTIMIDATORS these are people who i am secretly fangirling about from afar. We may not have interacted  yet but I seriously adore their blog.  @acidfell // @aluthor // @babskean // @britishnation // @chernobylbombshell // @cherrybombcheryl // @escriimatiic // @elespantajo // @felincsircn // @gotyouakitty // @hallowedbethyname // @hisdesigns // @likeakipper // @littlcdeath // @mothercooper // @ncglect // @ofcoffinwood // @onebadxday // @phcbiia // @studyoffear // @waynesprotector // @whoistommyelliot i’m nearly positive i’ve missed some people, so i’ll probably add people as i remember, but all of you guys tagged, whether you follow me or not, all of your blogs are absolutely amazing and i love all you guys <3

[herkingofgotham-archived-blog]

@onebadxday gets a starter.

    “ Answer me this, yer got all this QUESTIONS about sex and yet do ya know the best way to answer them is to have sex... so, why haven’t ya? ” Jack asked, running a hand through his hair as he looked over at her, a cheeky grin on his face as he jumped up, sitting on the breakfast bar in Jeannie’s kitchen. He didn’t mind answering any questions she had about sex, it was just more it felt extremely TEASING, they would have these in depth conversations about sex and Jack would go home to have extremely cold showers. He was a teenage boy with a GORGEOUS best friend and of course, he had thought about it, what it would be like because him and Jeannie had always been... inevitable to him and a few of his friends. They always teased him about how she was probably his future wife, yet nothing had ever happened between them... no that was a lie, Jeannie had been his first kiss when he was twelve. 

    “ Like I get it... sex is a big deal for girls... but ya know, it’s a lot of fun, especially if ya with someone who knows what they’re doin’... seriously, why haven’t ya? C’mon, I won’t laugh. ” 

[chaoslived-a-blog]

“ this isn't just talk back radio, but T H I N K back radio,                     we encourage you to K E E P thinking, ’cause if ya D O N ’ T,                                                                         you may as well F R E E Z E your brain. "

                  @onebadxday // jeannie kerr // independent // selective // penned by taylor                     @psychxticrebel // jason dean // independent // private // penned by sam                                                          personals do not reblog

“ i wish i knew exactly how to Q U I T you,                                                          ‘cause darling, all we are gonna be is C H A O S. ”

[herkingofgotham-archived-blog]

@onebadxday liked for a starter

    Holy shit... he thought she had graduated by now... wait, was she in the year below him not in the same year? Whatever he had thought, he had not expected to see Jeannie Kerr still at the high school, especially after he returned from juvie and hadn’t seen her since then. It wasn’t like things could just return to the way they had been before he went and it’s not like he expected them to go back to how close they had been... she probably didn’t want anything to do with him anymore.... but fuck, she was still BEAUTIFUL. Jack kept his head down as he sat in the back row, slightly hoping that she wouldn’t notice him yet he doubted that, he just wanted to save making a fool of himself in front of Jeannie for as long as possible. 

[chaoslived-a-blog]

♛ *throws jeannie's URL in ur inbox and scutters away* meep

my opinion on;

character in general: jeannie kerr / napier isn’t exactly a character we get a lot of information about apart from that she was the wife of the man the joker used to be. but she is a character i love so much and i just want to protect her forever.how they play them: they’re okay i guess… they kinda suck… I AM OF COURSE JOKING! tay takes a character that has very little information on and completely makes jeannie her own character and i just… wow, i am in complete awe of her for doing something like this.the mun: tay is my australian soulmate, the jeannie to my jack, the elliot to my mr robot, i just love them so much, they are such a sweet person and if i ever end up in australia, you can bet your ass, tay, i am coming to see you. 

do i;

follow them: ewwww no, why would i ever do such a thing? jk… FOREVERrp with them: YES want to rp with them: ALWAYSship their character with mine: always, the chemistry is R E A L and we are so lucky that our face claims have actually been in a film together

what is my;

overall opinion: austrailian bae that is always an extremely bad influence on me but i will love her forever and you should definitely all follow her because she is a true friend and an amazing writer.

send me a url // selectively accepting // @onebadxday

[chaoslived-a-blog]

    @onebadxday wants some jd

starter call // accepting

    Like he had told Veronica, every high school was the same and he did not expect that this school in Gotham City would be any different. There would be the same dumb bitches who bullied the less POPULAR, the same homoerotic jocks that were just as irritating and there would always be those that JD knew were better off DEAD than living. He almost regrets not staying inside Westerburg High, but if he had been inside he wouldn’t have not been able to watch it crumble to the ground. No one had even SUSPECTED that he had something to do with it, just claimed him as one of the lucky survivors that hadn’t been at school that day. JD did not expect anything SPECIAL from this school even if the city was perfect for CHAOS. It would probably mean his personal choice of extracurricular activities is less likely to go NOTICED. 

    JD wasn’t expecting anyone to catch his eyes until he spotted HER... she was almost an exact opposite of Veronica looks wise but did not look like any of the Heathers from his old school. Shifting slightly, he shook his head trying to pull his gaze down from the blonde knowing he shouldn’t get involved with ANYONE else ever again. His relationship with Veronica just proved that he shouldn’t do this with anyone else, that because of his choice on how to better SOCIETY that he was destined to be alone. Still didn’t mean that he couldn’t have any FUN, could it? 

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@onebadxday liked for a starter

    “ Ya always did look good in white, ” Jack smiled at Jeannie as he moved to sit on the counter beside her. He was still attempting to repair his relationships with Jeannie and Jonny, it was one of the main reasons why he had come to this party. That and Selina had asked him personally, plus joined with the fact he missed it last year. He brought the bottle in his hands to his lips, looking at her for a moment and looked down, licking his lips.

    “ So an angel... ya look good, by the way. ” Jack didn’t know what to say or how to talk to her, scared of crossing some line with her but the truth was... he missed his best friend. 

[herkingofgotham-archived-blog]

    free, on my own that’s the way i U S E D to be                             but since i met you baby, L O V E ’ S got a hold on me                                                             it's got a hold on me now, i can't let go of Y O U, baby

             @herkingofgotham - independent + selective jack napier / the joker // penned by sam.                      @onebadxday - independent + selective jeannie napier // penned by tay.                                                         personals do not reblog. 

    i F O O L E D around and fell in love                                                     i fooled around and F E L L in love, since I met you baby

[chaoslived-a-blog]

   @onebadxday wants some jd

   starter call // accepting af

    “ I’m not saying I’m gonna let you do any talkin’ but if you bring me an interesting story / topic or whatever, I will definitely THINK about discussin’ it on the show... same with any music that you want to hear played, okay? It can be a reward for stickin’ around for a month. ”