#one-liner

[frameacloud]

When you're talking to a member of a plural system, and you mention something that interests their headmate, so they rush up to co-front

[thepersonalwords]

There is no cure for madness except the madness as the cure.

Santosh Kalwar, One-liners

[gcholdtrops]

𝐌𝐔𝐒𝐄:       lee yongguk , 25, barista / majoring marine biology / zoology. 𝐎𝐏𝐄𝐍 𝐓𝐎:   everyone, 20+. 𝐁𝐀𝐒𝐄𝐃 𝐎𝐍: tired of your muse's significant other treating your muse horrible.

      ❛   why   do   you   keep   pushing   yourself   into all   his   bullshit   ?   ❜

[dearlymrme]

Friend, if you stick any more skeletons in that closet, you could open up your own Spirit Halloween.

[alastors-radioshow]

“Goodness! A Gatling gun, is it not? Why, I have not laid eyes on one of those for quite some time! Exquisite piece of machinery, indeed~”

[chaos-and-clowns]

I was having a very passionate discussion about cough syrup and other medicines, then my friend gave me this awesome line 😂

[recursive360]

(via GIPHY)

[gemtales]

It should be:

"This is completely unjust and an insult to the intelligence of the American people!"

“this is completely out of touch and an insult to the intelligence of the american people!…”

[crazienerds]

One-liner Wednesday #29

Blessing or Burden If time were a commodity like currency and the rich could live forever, would people still want to be rich?

[lolblast]

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[jokejolt]

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[memepounce]

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[lolrift]

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[lolflex]

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[gagjump]

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[gagblast]

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