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lando rebranded his instagram handle as @/lando so charles has the opportunity to do the funniest thing and just rebrand as @/charles
#one upping lando#“oh you’re doing a zendaya moment but you don’t have a common name…..but i can do it with like. the fifth most common name in Europe#charlando
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wanna open the treasure trove of f1 textposts?
#remember when i used to post these every week. we used to be a proper country.#f1#formula 1#formula one#ferrari#max verstappen#charles leclerc#nico rosberg#f1 memes#f1 text posts#yuki tsunoda#lewis hamilton#george russell#f1 incorrect quotes#lando norris#f1 textposts#carlos sainz#kimi antonelli#sebastian vettel#mark webbar#jenson button#brocedes#oscar piastri#fernando alonso#lance stroll#carlos sainz jr#alex albon#zhou guanyu#daniel ricciardo#anyways figured you guys(gn) suffered during f175 so here's something to cheer you up
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i just want everybody to know that this blog is not a safe space for mullet haters




#mullet haters i don't fw you#this haisrtyle is everything to me#an angel gained their wings when he pulled up in zaandvort (??) with the mullet#i'm mentally putting lil bows in his hair btw#if you even care#lando norris#formula one
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A Foolish Bet
Plot: What starts as a harmless bet between Lando and his friends turns into something much deeper—but a careless mistake might ruin everything.
Warnings:
Betrayal/angst (mention of a bet)
Emotional tension
Fluff turning to drama
Note for Readers: Hey, everyone! If you’d like to be part of my tag list for future updates and one-shots, comment below! Thanks for reading and supporting my work!
Part 2 Part 3
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The London café buzzed with quiet energy—a warm hum of conversation, the soft hiss of the coffee machine, and the occasional clatter of cups. It was the kind of place Lando Norris and his friends often found themselves in when they weren’t busy racing or traveling. Tucked away in a corner booth, the group lounged lazily, half-listening to Max Fewtrell’s story about a particularly embarrassing moment during a sim race.
But Lando wasn’t paying attention. His focus had drifted to the far side of the café, where you sat alone by the window, engrossed in a book. The golden afternoon sunlight streamed through the glass, illuminating your features in a way that made you look like you belonged in a painting.
“Lando,” Max called, snapping his fingers in front of his friend’s face. “You’re zoning out, mate. What are you staring at?”
“Nothing,” Lando muttered, his ears turning pink.
“Doesn’t look like ‘nothing,’” Charles Leclerc chimed in, leaning over to follow Lando’s gaze. When his eyes landed on you, he smirked. “She’s gorgeous. Who is she?”
“No idea,” Lando admitted.
Max leaned back in his seat, mischief dancing in his eyes. “Alright, how about this? Let’s make things interesting. I bet you 300 dollars you can’t make her fall in love with you in five months.”
Lando’s jaw dropped. “Seriously? A bet?”
“Come on,” Max teased, nudging him. “It’s not like you need the money, but don’t tell me you’re scared to try.”
“I’m not scared,” Lando retorted, his competitive nature flaring up.
“Then prove it,” Charles added with a grin. “Five months. If you win, we each chip in 300 dollars. If you lose, you pay us. Deal?”
Lando hesitated, glancing at you again. He didn’t need the money, of course—he made more in a week than this bet was worth. But something about the challenge intrigued him. And maybe, just maybe, he wanted an excuse to talk to you.
“Fine,” he said, standing up. “You’re on.”
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You were so absorbed in your book that you didn’t notice someone approaching until a shadow fell across your table. Glancing up, you saw a tall, curly-haired guy with a friendly smile and warm brown eyes.
“Hey,” he said, a hint of nervousness in his voice. “Sorry to bother you, but I couldn’t help noticing your book. It’s one of my favorites.”
Surprised, you tilted your head. “Really? Most people I know haven’t even heard of it.”
“Well, I’m not most people,” he replied with a playful grin. “Mind if I join you?”
For a moment, you hesitated. Strangers didn’t usually approach you like this, but something about his demeanor put you at ease. “Sure,” you said, gesturing to the chair across from you.
And just like that, the spark was ignited.
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Over the next two months, Lando made it his mission to get to know you. He showed up at the café more often, “coincidentally” running into you and striking up conversations. He learned about your favorite books, your love of rainy days, and the way your eyes lit up when you talked about your passions.
Soon, casual coffee chats turned into proper dates. Dinners at cozy restaurants, late-night walks through the city, and lazy Sundays spent watching movies at his place. You found yourself drawn to his boyish charm, his sense of humor, and the way he always seemed to prioritize you, even when his schedule was packed.
By the end of the first month, you were inseparable. And by the end of the second, you were hopelessly in love.
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Lando couldn’t believe how quickly you’d become the center of his world. What had started as a silly bet was now the most important part of his life. He’d completely forgotten about the deal with his friends. All he cared about was you—the way your laughter filled his home, the way you fit so perfectly into his arms, and the way you looked at him like he was your whole world, too.
So much so that after just a month of dating, you moved in together. It was fast, sure, but neither of you could stand being apart. His once-bachelor pad was now filled with your little touches—your favorite candles, a growing collection of books, and even a blanket you insisted made his couch “cozier.”
Lando had never been happier.
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One Friday night, you and Lando hosted a small gathering at your shared apartment. It was meant to be a chill evening with drinks, snacks, and a lot of laughter. Max, Charles, and a few others were there, all in high spirits.
Max, however, was a little too “spirited.” After a few beers, he leaned back in his chair, grinning at Lando. “Man, I still can’t believe you actually won the bet.”
The room fell silent.
Lando froze. His heart dropped into his stomach as the words registered.
“What bet?” you asked, your voice steady but laced with suspicion.
Max’s grin faltered as he realized his mistake. “Uh, nothing. Just—”
“Max,” you said firmly, turning to look at Lando. “What bet?”
Lando opened his mouth, but no words came out. He felt like the air had been knocked out of him.
“Lando?” you prompted, your expression unreadable.
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A/N
Hi, everyone! That’s the end of part one of this Lando x Reader story. I hope you enjoyed the build-up and the tension! I’ll be working on part two soon, where we’ll see how the reader reacts to the revelation of the bet and what it means for their relationship.
Side note: I have a math test coming up, and I’m absolutely terrible at math. If anyone has any tips for staying calm during exams, let me know! Also, don’t forget to reblog and like this post—it helps so much!
Stay tuned for more drama, and thanks for reading!
#f1 x female reader#f1#one shot fanfic#f1 one shot#f1 imagine#f1 x reader#fluff#oneshot#f1 fanfic#f1 fic#lando norris x oc#lando norris one shot#lando norris x reader#lando x reader#lando norris#delete later#fanfic#ln4 one shot#ln4#ln4 x reader#ln4 x y/n#ln4 x you#angst#screaming crying throwing up#the tourtured poets department#sad thoughts#tooth rotting fluff
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Partners in Crime

LandOscar Spy/Assassin AU!
#f1#mclaren#papaya army#lando norris#f1 fanart#oscar piastri fanfic#landoscar spy au#spy au#assassin au#hitmen#landoscar fanart#landoscar fanfic#oscar piastri fanart#lando norris fanart#ln4 fanart#op81#they fuck shit up fr#hot as hell ngl#they could murder me any day#the landoscar brain rot is all consuming#formula one fanart#formula one#f1blr#f1 rpf
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Christmas cracker jokes are Not funny??? OSCAR STAND UP.



#Lan literally told a Christmas cracker joke#Possibly the most unfunny one I have ever had the misery to hear#And oscar laughs like Oscar.. please stand up#lando norris#oscar piastri#landoscar#f1
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Due to recent events: let's all tone it down a bit, yeah?
#i originally wanted to pair them up by team but... yeah#maybe dont send hate to anyone idk#let them live jesus#lando norris#ln4#max verstappen#mv1#mv33#f1#formula 1#formula one#brazil gp 2024#sao paulo gp 2024#my art#fanart#digital art#ari art#norstappen#mclaren f1#mclaren formula one#mclaren formula 1#mclaren racing#red bull racing#rbr#red bull f1#red bull formula 1#red bull formula one#oops just realized i forgot to sign it... oh well not changing it now
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I’m sure half of these have been made already but oh well. I did it too now.
masterlist
#lilly talks#f1#formula one#f1 text posts#f1 incorrect quotes#charles leclerc#max verstappen#george russell#carlos sainz#kevin magnussen#kmag#nico rosberg#lewis hamilton#brocedes#anti lando norris#just to be safe#I won’t clog up their tags#anti ln4#franco colapinto#cl16#mv33#mv1#gr63#cs55#km20#nr6#lh44#fc43
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(click for better quality) Got sick of people calling landoscar 'brocedes 2.0' and 'multi-21 2.0' when clearly those old men are actually just waging continuous war vicariously through the experiences of the new generation. So here you guys go
#I lied about going on hiatus btw. Still in the building.#not a norstappen shipper not a lestappen shipper not a maxiel shipper but a secret fourth thing (lover of awful fucked up toxic polycules)#tumblr pls don't screw the quality#this took years off my life#formula 1#formula one#f1#ferrari#mercedes#mclaren#lando norris#oscar piastri#charles leclerc#max verstappen#carlos sainz#sebastian vettel#mark webber#daniel ricciardo#lewis hamilton#nico rosberg#fernando alonso#landoscar#brocedes#sebmark#sewis
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saudi arabian gp 25 | debrief
#landoscar#lando norris#oscar piastri#this race week kinda ended up being my favourite one so far#and the debrief video wrapped it up perfectly#saugp25
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and when I hurt / hurtin' runs off my shoulder / how can I hurt when holding you 💕
#lando norris#critical lando theory#blessing the lando norris tag with something nice to chew on#lando is sooooo loved and taken care of and brought up with affection#it's one of the best things about him it reflects in everything he does#nadia's things
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This is part 8 of the ongoing f1 text series that no one asked for, anyways here's the full list
#yes my pinterest is messed up now thanks for asking#f1#aaahh man these tags are always so lengthyyy#cant believe i have to tag every driver#shameless tagging incoming#if you saw me using that one picture again nooo you didnt#formula 1#f1 text posts#max verstappen#charles leclerc#f1 memes#formula one#lando norris#esteban ocon#pierre gasly#oscar piastri#carlos sainz jr#nico hulkenberg#kevin magnussen#fernando alonso#lance stroll#max fewtrell#sebastian vettel#f1 textposts#f1 incorrect quotes#f1 texts#f1 x txt
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I'm sorry but the irony of Nico calling Max unprofessional is sending me so bad like sir there's an entire garage full of people, who were literally in the trenches trying to survive the Brocedes fallout while just doing their jobs, who might have a few things to say about your (& Lewis') level of professionalism at that time 😭✋️
#f1#formula 1#formula one#max verstappen#nico rosberg#lewis hamilton#brocedes#like niki lauda had to try multiple times to literally parent trap them to try and get them on speaking terms it never worked#because one would arrive they'd see the other and the other would leave#& if i remember correctly the garage crew would swap around from race to race as a like see we aren't favouring anybody gesture 😭#and thats no shade to nico because it was both of them contributing to that environment#his comment re max is just making me laugh#like if i was a part of the pr/media team - which is a part of the degree I'm working on irl - at merc that year i would've lost the plot#like its insane reflecting on it nearly a decade later but the poor souls just trying to do their job in the eye of that storm#truly gods strongest soldiers#ngl the professional comment irks me a bit because its not like max is engaging in inappropriate work place behaviour#he's engaging in another aspect of racing that his involvement raises awareness of & that makes racing more accessible#& we all know how inaccessible not only getting into racing is but also to continue to pursue the further along you go#theres so many stories of 1 sibling giving up racing so the other can keep going because the family can't afford for them both to race#its a huge financial strain & we only see a handful of drivers talk about that & try to do something to change it#and nicos fellow sky sports commentators are routinely unprofessional on so many levels#additionally max had a lot of valid reasons to be annoyed at his team today#but alas he's not english so he's ungrateful#i hate that drivers can't criticise their teams or car without immediately being branded as bratty & ungrateful#ESPECIALLY WHEN THEIR JOB IS TO GIVE FEEDBACK#you can see the double standards from sky when say Lando or George have complaints with their team/car v the likes of Max and Yuki#especially Yuki my god the things i would do to get the British media to leave him alone#this was a jokey post at one point and then became a rant whoops lmao#I'll leave it that before i write an actual essay here 😭✋️
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A Foolish Bet | part 2
Warnings: angst and angst
Part 1 Part 3
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The silence in the room was deafening. Max shifted uncomfortably in his seat, realizing the slip of his tongue had shattered the evening’s lighthearted atmosphere. Charles cleared his throat, exchanging a look with the others.
“Uh, maybe we should leave,” Charles muttered, standing up. “Give you two some space.”
The group nodded quickly, their laughter and easy camaraderie forgotten as they filed out, offering awkward goodbyes. Max lingered for a moment, looking guilty, but Lando shot him a sharp glare that sent him scurrying after the others.
Once the door clicked shut, it was just the two of you. The air between you felt heavy, charged with unspoken tension.
You turned to Lando, tilting your head slightly, a look of innocent curiosity on your face. “What was the bet about?”
Lando froze. He could feel his pulse pounding in his ears, his breath catching in his throat.
You frowned, noticing his sudden discomfort. “Lando?” you prompted softly, stepping closer to him. “What was the bet? It’s not a big deal, is it?”
“It’s… It’s nothing, love,” he said quickly, his voice tight, trying to dismiss it.
Your brows furrowed. “It didn’t sound like nothing. Max said you won. What did you win?”
He couldn’t lie to you. Not anymore. He took a deep breath, running a hand through his curls, his mind racing for the right words. “It’s complicated,” he started, his voice barely above a whisper.
“How complicated can it be?” you asked, your tone still gentle, but there was a flicker of doubt in your eyes now.
Lando felt his chest tighten. He knew this was his chance to come clean, but the thought of losing you paralyzed him. “Sweetheart, can we just… Can we talk about this later?”
“Why later?” you asked, your voice firmer now. “Why can’t you tell me right now? Lando, what aren’t you saying?”
He hesitated, and in that moment, your patience cracked.
“Lando,” you said again, your voice trembling now. “What was the bet?”
He looked at you, and the pain in his eyes made your stomach twist.
“It was about you,” he admitted finally, his voice breaking.
You blinked, confused. “Me? What about me?”
He swallowed hard, his gaze dropping to the floor. “Max and Charles bet me… They bet me I couldn’t make you fall for me.”
The words hit you like a physical blow. Your mouth fell open slightly as you tried to process what he’d just said.
“A bet,” you repeated, the weight of the revelation slowly sinking in. “You made me fall in love with you because of a bet?”
“No, love, it’s not like that,” Lando said quickly, his voice desperate now. He stepped closer, but you took a step back, shaking your head. “It started as a bet, yes, but it changed. I fell for you—really, truly fell for you. This isn’t a game to me, I swear.”
Your hands trembled as you crossed your arms, your mind spinning. “So… all those times you talked to me, all those ‘coincidental’ meetings at the café… That was all part of some plan?”
“At first, yes,” he admitted, his voice small. “But it wasn’t long before it stopped being about the bet. I love you. I love you, more than anything. You have to believe me.”
Tears pricked at your eyes, but you blinked them back, refusing to let them fall. “How am I supposed to believe anything you say now?”
“Because I’m telling you the truth,” Lando pleaded, his voice cracking. “You’re my everything, my world. Please don’t let this ruin us.”
You shook your head, your throat tightening. “I need… I need some air.”
“Wait,” Lando said, reaching for you, but you stepped away. “Please, don’t go. Let’s talk about this.”
“I can’t,” you whispered, your voice thick with emotion. Without another word, you grabbed your coat and left, the door shutting softly behind you.
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The chill of the night air hit your face as you stepped outside, but it did little to cool the storm of emotions swirling inside you. Betrayal, anger, confusion—they all vied for dominance, leaving you feeling hollow.
Your feet carried you on autopilot to your best friend’s apartment. By the time you arrived, your heart was heavy, and tears were threatening to spill over.
Your friend opened the door, immediately sensing something was wrong. “What happened?” she asked, pulling you into a hug.
The moment her arms wrapped around you, the dam broke. You sobbed against her shoulder, the weight of Lando’s betrayal crashing down on you.
“He made me fall in love with him because of a bet,” you choked out between sobs.
Your friend’s grip tightened, and she guided you to the couch, letting you cry it out as she stroked your hair. “I’m so sorry,” she whispered. “You didn’t deserve that.”
You sat there for hours, replaying everything in your mind. Every laugh, every kiss, every whispered promise—it all felt tainted now. How could something that had felt so real be built on a lie?
And yet, there was a part of you—a small, fragile part—that wanted to believe him. To believe that his feelings had been real, that he wasn’t the same boy who had taken that bet months ago.
But you weren’t sure if you could.
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Author’s Note:
The story doesn’t end here. Part 3 will explore what happens next, but whether forgiveness is possible remains to be seen. Stay tuned😘🫣
#lando norris one shot#f1 x female reader#one shot fanfic#f1#f1 one shot#f1 x reader#f1 imagine#oneshot#f1 fanfic#f1 fic#angst#screaming crying throwing up#lando norris x reader#lando x reader#lando norris x oc#lando norris#ln4 one shot#ln4#cha
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my top favourite moments from this year's secret santa:
georgie bringing up alex repeatedly due to how they are married in real life
unfortunately he completely skipped over the great joke, "you've got the posing down to a T"
liam's true and genuine enthusiasm for his gift was SO CUTE. oscar did well!!
"whenever i take my driver cover off i'll be thinking about your butt" alex i love you
valterri guessing george because the frogs on the goggles look like him 😭
more footage of estie looking joyful in haas teamwear YIPPEE
plus, him talking about being an RC car freak, he's such a dork and i LOVE HIM!!!
yuki not knowing anything about mate was both funny and painful 😭brother you cannot have some "before you sleep" there is SO MUCH caffeine in chimarrão
i'm sorry but the contrast between lance's complete lack of charisma, to the video immediately cutting BACK to franco because he's too magnetic was very funny 😔
the whole franco saga in general was just great, he's a content machine and a STAR
lando joking with zhou he'd get him a knockoff dior but actually getting him a very sweet gift he appreciated was very him, i love it
getting to see the timeline of the chili costume bet was great, it really immediately motivated him
THE COUPLES PADEL LESSONS. i would say galex conspired but alex guessed george... suggesting he didn't know who george had. so they both INDEPENDENTLY decided to get them the same gift... more proof that they're married (and zak brown has a type)
#ok this got kind of long and i should made split it up but Oh Well#i got excited an dumped allmy thoughts together#also it was sad that like 1/3 of the grid didn't partake this year#i always expect hamilton not to but i like seeing max's gift he's really improved#ok now lets go through tagging hell#george russell#alex albon#liam lawson#valterri bottas#esteban ocon#yuki tsunoda#franco colapinto#lando norris#zhou guanyu#oscar piastri#galex#landoscar#long post#just to be safe#f1#formula one#formula 1#polite cat posts#the grid#top fav lists
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my coworker, who is turning 50, said the best thing to me today..... he was talking about how he remembers when lewis was the first driver to really be a "celebrity" and get in on the fashion trends, celeb girlfriends, met gala, etc etc. and i'm thinking he's gonna say something uncool abt the young drivers or something but then he goes "and i'm just so glad that this new generation of drivers are all..... really weird." and he is so right. they are so weird and it rocks
#he was specifically referencing max looking SO SO serious when confronted with a cat with no tail#and charles's series of unfortunate events like his ferrari running out of gas in the street#and lando being awkward on chicken shop date#they're so ours they're so great#charles leclerc#lando norris#max verstappen#formula one#f1#you also have george saying fucking yabbadabbadoo#like#george russell#we'll give him a tag#word up to valterri for paving the way for weird young people tbh#text
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