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I love the take that it's tradition for the Hatake to name their kids after garden things/tools, but I fucking forgot ab it when naming background Hatake's to exist in Chasing Shadows and One Step Three Steps (both of which kind of exist in the same little bubble of Hatake lore)
So I'm pivoting and in those fics saying that actually, it's NOT a Hatake tradition— or at least it wasn't
By pure chance, both Sakumo and the old woman Hatake (the only other one to avoid their clan being wiped out) who raised him were both named after garden things. And Sakumo just. Kind of assumed it was a tradition.
Like, no one ever told him it was?? He just kinda pieced that together himself is all
And I mean no one was around to argue, so !!!
It is a real Hatake tradition now tho, bc like, Kakashi believes it to be one and he's the only real Hatake left, so.
#birds fic talk#naruto#hatake clan lore#sakumo hatake#hatake sakumo#chasing shadows#one step three steps#hatake#hatake clan
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Short snippet from my fic 'one step three steps' under the cut. Ft. Shinobi politics and Hatake clan lore via gossiping at the bar about what happens when a clan drops off the map
No context needed, can be read as standalone, I just thought it was neat enough to post on its own.
"What are the odds there are— or were," Izumo grimaced. "Some offshoot branch of the Hatake family out there?"
"Not impossible, I think? They were a real clan once, right?"
Kotetsu blinked. "Were they? I kind of thought they used to be civilians or something, before the White Fang."
"No way, the Hatake's were huge once."
"No shit?"
"Yeah, they were— fuck," Genma squinted into his cup, now well and truly flushed from his drink. For a guy sent on so many honeypot and information gathering missions he was a bit of a lightweight, huh?
"6th? Is that right? 6th-ish clan to come to Konoha, way back when. It's not really taught anymore since they died off so fast and lost relevancy, but they were decently important, wayyy back in the day. Had some sort of deal with the Senju."
"Nerd." Kurenai snorted, but she looked thoughtful.
"Hey, this sort of thing is important!" Genma pointed at her. "This kind of history gets buried so fast, it's crazy."
"But why though?" Kotetsu asked.
"I mean," Genma frowned. "It's kind of complicated. It's a whole politics thing, you know? Every few years they get together and talk about what gets taught in school. All the clans have say and all the big ones wanna make sure that everyone remembers who was there first so there's a lot of pushing on how to split the importance among them. So when a whole clan up and falls off a cliff . . ."
"There's no one left to advocate for them getting taught about." Izumo finished, looking unsettled.
"Damn."
Genma shrugged. "That's just how it is, really. Happened to the Uzumaki's, happened to the Hatake's; Would have happened to the Senju too, if the Hokage was any less sentimental about it."
"And it's not like they teach a lot about history in the first place, do they?" Pointed out Kurenai with a sigh. "Most kids learn that stuff at home, if they're clan brats."
"Pour one out for all the civilian losers with the disadvantage once again." Izumo sighed, and he clinked glasses with a cheering Kotetsu and Kurenai as Genma, the only clan brat among them, snorted into his cup.
Read the full chapter here ->
#birds fic talk#one step three steps#naruto#genma shiranui#kurenai yuhi#kotetsu hagane#izumo kamizuki#kurenai#genma#kotetsu#izumo#shinobi politics#naruto politics#hatake#hatake clan#hatake clan lore#kakashi hatake#writing#fanfiction#kakashi
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Take the fanon interpretation of Primo as a parentified but well-meaning older brother trying his best; and the canon of Primo being fucking off the rails and messing with dark magic for shits and giggles; and you'll have Primo putting an eight-year-old Terzo in the middle of a pentagram while insisting this is exactly how you cure someone of their chronic hayfever. Now stop moving, if that blood smears then year-round allergies will be the least of our problems --
#don't worry one of the older Siblings interfered#Terzo grew out of the allergy after a few years#the band ghost#ghost bc#papa emeritus i#papa emeritus iii#papa primo#papa terzo#terzo#primo#if Primo gets overwhelmed by something#his go-to fix-it is the pentagram/summoning circle#Secondo's adult tooth is growing in before the baby one is properly loose? hang tight we're gonna summon a ghoul who collects teeth#Terzo has a tummyache? Hold still and don't breathe for about three minutes this passage from the grimoire takes a while#Secondo broke his arm falling out of a tree? I got just the ghoul who can reset the bones#eventually Mr. Psaltarian steps in and has to take the book away#there is only so much this one man can witness from one family at a time
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I can't with these two. I cannot.
#quark is 0.5 steps less repressed than odo#he can say one sincere thing for every three mean jokes#the laughing elevator exit uuuuuuurrrrgggg#don't even talk to me#star trek ds9#ds9#odo#quark#quodo
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Anyway, if you're a fan of Bruce and Steph having a father/daughter relationship you should probably go read about Oliver and Mia.
#maybe i'm over stepping a little because I've only had Mia and Oliver for about three days#but I have read Green Arrow 2001 issues 1-46 in that time#and it really feels like they have the dynamic certain sections of fandom want Steph and Bruce to have#stephanie brown#bruce wayne#oliver queen#mia dearden#green arrow#speedy ii#spoiler#batman#robin iv#batgirl iii#listen#every couple of months someone makes a post about Steph telling Bruce she needs tampons/pads#and Bruce going overboard buying one of everything because he doesn't know what she likes#that's not Bruce Wayne#Bruce Wayne would probably go buy something#but he would also stay on the phone with her the whole time so he can lecture her about not being prepared#which is why Steph would never ask him to do it#there are so many other people she would ask first#but Mia and Oliver?#Yeah that's they're dynamic#Mia would 100% ask him to grab something on the way home#and he would come home several bags of over priced menstrual products#muttering the whole time about microplastics and unsafe chemicals#but also he bought the cheap ones too because he's not sure what exactly she likes#and her comfort matters more than his grips with chemical waste (though he'll never admit that) (she knows anyway)
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There's a universe where Torchwood s1e4 Cyberwoman is an entirely unwatchable pile of rubbish, and there's a universe where it's a gripping story about the lengths you'll go to for love, and then there's the universe we live in, somewhere in the middle, which is arguably the worst outcome here
#i have a three step plan to improving the episode step one make a better costume#step two think even a little bit about how having the bodily autonomy of the first major black character in Torchwood violated is bad#step three remove the scene with Owen and Gwen in the. morgue body shelf idek where they were but you know the one#torchwood
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the gang takes turns carrying sunny (catholic school au)
inspired by this one reblog's tags on my last omori comic, thank u @nav-i-nav for the idea !
#i love posting at 3am bc i can only draw things at night now apparently.#also every time i think i'm taking one step forward with poses i take three steps backwards again#bc why in my DAMN MIND did i decide to draw essentially SIX SEPARATE POSES HERE#omori#sunny omori#aubrey omori#kel omori#basil omori#sunburn omori#suntan omori#sunflower omori#solar system omori#<- i learned this was a tag recently so i suppose it fits here too#fan art#omori au#comic#(sort of)#becki draws stuff n stuff
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I am SO grateful that ed and stede exist as characters exactly as they are. I'm so grateful for these two men who are traumatized and messed up and struggle to even like themselves, who are terrible at communicating, who make enough mistakes between the two of them to fill an entire ocean. I am so grateful to watch them struggle and be seen and be loved and reach out for the things they want and are maybe starting to believe that they deserve. I'm so grateful that the show lets them fall in love and get together exactly as they are, that it doesn't say they need to wait until they've become some unattainably perfect version of themselves before they have permission to have that. i am so grateful for ofmd
#ofmd#there are no other shows like this one#I'm so tired of media that repeats the same idea that you need to hit a list of predetermined therapy milestones (determined by who???)#before you can fall in love#I'm honestly tired of fic that does this with ed and stede too#because guess what#you can live in the 21st century with access to therapy and dsm diagnosis and a bunch of different medications and you can be doing all the#right things and still be a trainwreck!!!#putting in the work doesn't mean you're gonna become perfect and never have problem again any more than falling in love doesn't mean you'll#never have problems again#I'll forever be crying on my knees levels of grateful for the unique writing on this show#for saying that it's okay you can be a mess you can take one step forward and three steps back and you'll still always be deserving#of love and grace and forgiveness#you don't have to do anything to deserve you deserve it just because you exist#i love this show with my entire heart#alex watches ofmd
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Stephanie to the Batfam is like a longtime family friend that's so intertwined with each of their lives for so long she's not NOT family.Y'know?She met them through dating a male Batkid but ended marrying a female Batkid after years of best friendship with her and she's basically the youngest Batkid's reluctant babysitter that got stuck with him but after some light tustles he sees her as a big sister and she sees him as a little brother and she knows the eldest Batkid well enough to be on good positive terms with them and call eachother friends even if they don't talk nearly as much due to the massive generational difference and she's buds with the middle child on common ground(Duke)and i know you don't like Jason and Stephanie much less like i do so i'll put him in 'weird older Batkid she finds annoying but tolerates because this ain't her relatives' and she's even close to the other big Batfam family friend(Babs)and bonded with the baby of the bunch's middle schooler romance ahh girlfriend(Maps).Bruce ain't Stephanie's dad but she's not NOT Batfam,y'know?????Idk i'm just spitting since it resonates with me as somebody with multiple non-blood family members i grew up with and i am that too others too and a Stephie kinnie so i wanted to share
im at the point where im so far removed from batfanon batfam that i forget that this isn't the generally accepted/agreed upon batfam
it all revolves around cass to me so yeah. steph's 100% part of the batfam
#💌#stephanie brown#cassandra cain#the bat(as in cass)fam#there are other connections here#imagine one from steph to babs that says 'mentor'#and one from steph to dinah&helena that says 'please step on me'#and one from steph to damian that says 'batgirl and robin'#and three from steph helena and jpv that all point to bruce saying 'FUCK YOU.'#oh! and one from talia to dinah saying 'fucked once'#same with dinah and shiva#damn. dinah really fucked all of cass's moms huh.#i forget how fun the batfam can be when you consider their actual dynamics#fran talks#dc#summer tag
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I keep imagining this one scene- usually its Jason or Tim or Damian, or all the Batboys or the Batfam sitting there with cultists or the league trying to summon the ghost king- but put it as just Dick who is a little surprised that he passed the requirement of having died so he can be used to summon this eldritch being that rules the dead.
And when he's bound, placed in front of a Lazarus pit and everyone is still trying to reach him, the being is summoned- and Danny just lurches through the pit hacking and spitting and cursing because this ectoplasm is nasty, what have you people been doing to it?
And the cultists are expecting Pariah Dark. They demand he takes them to the real ghost king. And Dick just has to watch this being with snow white hair and glowing green eyes start to float up and take this sheen of other to him as he goes "yeah no".
And Dick is maybe a little drugged, and has a concussion, but he feels he has an excuse for what comes out of his mouth.
"Nightwing, come in. What's going on?"
"B, I think I found your next kid. I'm gonna marry him. Even if he climbed out of a Lazarus pit and looks a little spooky."
"-what?!"
#danny phantom#dp x dc#batman#fic ideas#dick grayson#danny fenton#the funny part of this is that i just imagine clockwork in the background watching this and going#ah yes this is going to be funny#danny has no clue and is just concerned about the gotham vigilante they tried to sacrifice#the bat clan just shows up to see a clingy dick grayson wrapped around a glowing being who looks a little panicked#danny is on the phone with his own team just asking how to handle this#tucker and sam: get some danny#danny: get some? ice? meds? what?#valerie in the back: another one falls for his charms and he is unaware how is life fair#jazz with the other three braincells of the group since danny has only the one rn: alright the first step is to check for confusion
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Currently moving all my fandom n fic stuff over from @uh-oh-its-bird so you might see some reblogged fic stuff from there here but it's still my writing.
#birds fic talk <- Headcannons, fic ideas, all that stuff. Mostly Naruto but there's some Starwars buried in there
#birds rambles <- general chitter from me, might occasionally include fic related stuff anyways
#birds fanart <- fan art (it's literally all Naruto)
#birds ocs <- art and ocs by me that aren't actually fandom related
Specific fic and AU tags;
#one step three steps <- stuff for my fic, 'One Step Forward, Three Steps Back'
#chasing shadows <- stuff for my fic, 'Chasing Shadows'
#magical girl izuna <- for my magical girl Izuna AU, ft. tobiizu vibes, toxic yuri Kaguya and Amaterasu, and like 4 "seasons" of plot twists and lore
#dungeon meshi AU <- Naruto x Dungeon Meshi AU. There are 2 versions; one madatobi one with a main party made up of the founders, ft. chimera Madara and dungeon lord Tobirama; And another obkk version ft. chimera Obito, magic school drop out turned dungeon lord Kakashi, canaries team Ro, and way more Uchiha clan lore than I meant to include
#Tora Haruno AU <- Tobirama reincarnates as Sakura's big brother
#Twins Itama and Tobirama <- My tag for Itama things and the secret Senju weed empire AU
#Wolves of the Woods <- Hatake clan things, including lots of headcanons, timelines + traditions, and also ocs to fill the gaps in the warring states era. All canon compliant, with Kakashi having never been taught anything by Sakumo, who was similarly taught very little since the clan died when he was small
Note: pretty much any and all of my fic idea posts are free to use, just @ me if you do end up writing something based off it bc I'd love to see it
#birds fic talk#birds rambles#birds fanart#birds ocs#one step three steps#chasing shadows#magical girl izuna#dungeon meshi au#tora haruno au#twins itama and tobirama#wolves of the woods
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I posted a really indulgent naruto time travel fic that I wrote 2 hours flat in my notes app without proof reading (I have work in 3 hours. I'm going to die.) go check it out
When a seal goes wrong, a young Hatake winds up thrust forward in time from the early days of Konoha straight into the modern era.
Bringing with them an oddly human perspective of the founders, Ichigo carries tidings of a past Konoha's present has cherry picked for what it chooses to remember.
Aka my self indulgent fic where a 11 year old Hatake brat from the founders era time travels to modern day and is really fucked up about it actually. What do you MEAN half of the founding clans are dead and or scattered ?????
#birds fic talk#birds fic recs#naruto#fanfiction#hatake lore#hatake kakashi#kakashi hatake#time travel#dogteeth kakashi#senju tobirama#tobirama senju#hatake oc#hatake clan#naruto clans#uchiha#one step three steps
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#fire emblem#fire emblem three houses#dimitri alexandre blaiddyd#bernadetta von varley#this post brought to you by A True Story. Kind Of#the irl context was my friends' own battle of the eagle and lion which was fought with foam weapons and one nerf crossbow#crossbow being limited to the porch with our friend in a wheelchair. which was the only reason it wasn't an automatic game winner#anyway they shot me in the leg and I put the dart in my pocket#and then we were the only two people left and I had to stagger one-legged up the steps while they frantically tried to unjam the crossbow#the tension was REAL#I ended up winning. narrowly.#and then I did exactly this#their team ended up winning in the end but it was hard fought on all sides#anyway. here's this
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https://www.tumblr.com/glitter-vamp/738356449551548416/httpswwwtiktokcomtzt8cxmnsb-not-jamarr
Looks like Joe is about to fight someone and Ja’Marr is probably like bro you have cast on
oh my god anon that's exactly what it looks like. i love it.
#ok who remembers when this was during the game??#could be the end or heading into the half??#both times ja'marr was absolutely still jawing with chiefs players#so i could totally believe joe stepping in#and tee right there too!#ugh this trio needs to stay together AT LEAST one more year please give us one more year of these three#this year didn't count!!!#anyway i've decided this video is a depiction of joe both telling some chiefs player to fuck off#and also getting ja'marr to back off for his own good#and sweet peacekeeper tee contributing as well#do i have any evidence that's what this really is? nah. but that's what it is.#to me.#joe burrow#ja'marr chase#tee higgins
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Sorry I forgot Hanneman suggested Byleth undress after they show up with a different hair color. And I miss Hanneman. And also while swapping between Houses and Hopes and seeing Hanneman pop up to help in a Hopes paralogue is just devastating since he doesn't ever actually join you at all and I am denied my old man rights.
So I had to draw this. Thank you for understanding.
#fe three houses#byleth#hanneman von essar#i like that Byleth just kinda stares at him and he realizes WHAT HE SAID and the implications and is like#step back uh forget that I said that#like man so zoned in on research he blurts that out and has to backtrack mentally to AH socially bad to say that my bad#if i need to tag this as anything lemme know even though it is a conversation in game basically (minus the marriage)#also if you have never married hanneman i genuinely enjoyed his s support and was VERY surprised and hes just#honestly one of my favorites overall in 3h ?? and im still bummed i cant play as him in thropes like thats just mean#also i think if byleth was like oh well if its awkward to see someone undress randomly#then marriage would solve the awkwardness this is truly the best deduction#which is really funny that i can see it happening with both leths despite my hc of them#with fyleth as bi and myleth as ace i think both would just be like AH cool we can avoid awkwardness by marriage#and hanneman just wants to go lie down in a ditch because he said something like that#and and byleth doesnt even know about religion while working at church school they dont know about school regulations#that wasnt really on their mind to check ok just saying you could tell byleth no to something#and then they just go oh school policies i understand unfortunately#and the person is like no we just meant its frowned upon to do archery practice in the tea garden its not technically illegal just dont??
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will someone point out to jack that he too was going to get the ring for boss by marrying rosé? and he only didn't because of romantic qualms and not moral ones?
#jack and joker#jack and joker the series#jack & joker#jack & joker the series#these are the questions i ask myself to avoid insanity#because if i focus on how we're back to step one with jack hating joke and joke hating himself i am gonna lose it#and because if i think about toi ting i will actually join her and jennie's character off a balcony#if the three little pigs don't have joke's back in this whole ring business and vocally tell jack off i will be even madder#jack baby i love you and i get it really but focus on getting the real asshole killed#preferably by aran's hand#(after going through the tag and seeing how many people are mad at jack i feel like it's important that i say that he is still my babygirl)#(in this house we love complicated charachters and their fuck ups and their complicated reactions)
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