#one of the kids: Papa says to wait till we’re 16

[brokestrapmountain]

you are all a bunch of punks for thinking boris’s yogurt family isn’t real because it’s so much funnier and in character for boris to ACTUALLY have a wife and kids that he barely sees. like ya he’s a liar nd half of the stuff that he says is bullshit but a random family is just so him…. it’s so dramatic ahahaha he’s a deadbeat

also love the idea of theo as an awkward step dad. he asks 12 year olds about taxes and has a mortifying realization that he’s become xandra