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My favorite headlines from The God Damn News, as featured on engineering disaster podcast Well There’s Your Problem

part one of two

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My favorite headlines from The God Damn News, as featured on engineering disaster podcast Well There’s Your Problem 

part two of two

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I mean that about sums it up

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hey remember that 7-month, 36-artist game of art telephone i hosted last year? well hold onto your assholes and prepare for:

SEE IT ALL HERE!

there's also no reasonable way of fitting all of the submissions into a single tumblr post without crushing all the detail out of everything to satisfy the 30-image limit per post so i'm gonna have to make a whole chain to feature all the kickass art:

1-3: @bedupolker @psshaw @slabmangrave

4-6: @bruneburg @whip-o-will @thedancingemu

7-9: @odetoscavengers @tickflea @deadlydaemondraws

10-12: @charseraph @biomechanicalmush @ungeziefer

13-15: @barabones @threeleggedart @phanta-friends

16-18: @snejkha @librivore42 @edenartfactory

19-21: @lymphwyrm @palossssssand @gachimushi

22-24: umberfossil justagoldfish @pinkbat5

25-27: @solidagold @nutspider elixer

DON'T REBLOG YET WE'RE NOT EVEN HALFWAY THROUGH!!!

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Trump is running on the Putin Agenda, and MAGA is too blinded by the racism and misogyny to notice/care.

Prepare for every Midwest Red State family farm to go bankrupt.

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when we were studying the bible in literature class (so we have the context necessary for later works that reference the bible), i think we were at the book of jonah, and one of my classmates was studying the text very intently, and then looked up and earnestly said "professor, i don't understand the will of god"

the teacher was just like. well sadly i am a literature teacher and not a priest so i can't help you there. but if it helps, many people throughout history had the same problem.

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*in a rap battle* i wonder who your mother could have been if she never had you

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ancient sun cast your light cause there’s no hope in endless winter

Bogolubovia

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Maryland, are you ready to vote?

🇺🇸Early voting is OPEN NOW through Thursday, October 31st, 7am-8pm daily.

🇺🇸Election Day is Tuesday, November 5th, 7am-8pm.

🗳️New voters can register and vote at early voting or on election day.

🗳️If you missed the deadline to change your address online, go to early voting! The registrar can update it so you get the right ballot.

🗳️If you received a mail in ballot, use it! If you go in person you’ll have to do a provisional ballot.

💻Find an early voting location:

https://www.elections.maryland.gov/elections/2024/2024%20Early%20Voting%20Centers%20v1.pdf

💻Find a mail-in ballot drop box:

https://elections.maryland.gov/elections/2024/2024%20General%20drop%20box%20Locations%20English.pdf

💻Register to vote:

https://elections.maryland.gov/voter_registration/application.html

💻Check your voter status:

https://voterservices.elections.maryland.gov/VoterSearch

*confirm your registration status

*find your polling location

*see which districts you’re in

*view a sample ballot

*request or check status of a mail-in ballot

*check status of a provisional ballot

🙋Get involved! The elections rely on volunteer staff to run the polling places, transport supplies and equipment, and verify mail-in ballots.

https://www.elections.maryland.gov/get_involved/election_judges.html

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straight men are on something else

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she is still learning

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hair by nanami

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I need to stop thinking about my work days as "productive" days and my days off as "unproductive" days that I waste if I haven't built something or deep cleaned my house. What the fuck am I accomplishing at work. My job doesn't wash my dishes

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was reminded of that youtube channel that records footage of that bridge that scalps trucks today. one of the fascinating developments that's happened since i last heard about it is that, in one of their many attempts to stop the trucks from being can-opened, they installed a traffic light that detects when a vehicle that's over the allowed height is coming and turns red so the driver can stop and hopefully notice the signage all around that's screaming "YOUR VEHICLE IS OVERHEIGHT TURN AROUND" and avoid an accident. However as a result sometimes drivers see the light turning yellow and IMMEDIATELY start flooring it to avoid having to stop, ensuring that the roof of their truck just gets fucking annihilated instantly. Really beautiful stuff you should check it out