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@theoneandonlysemla how we talk about them 😛

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𝒊 𝒄𝒐𝒖𝒍𝒅 𝒃𝒆 "𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒐𝒏𝒆" 𝒐𝒓 𝒚𝒐𝒖𝒓 𝒏𝒆𝒘 𝒂𝒅𝒅𝒊𝒄𝒕𝒊𝒐𝒏!

⊱✿⊰ summary: headcanons of momo ayase dating a girl for the first time!

⊱✿⊰ warnings: fem pov, wlw, SAPPHIC, LESBIAN, GAY GAY GAY, suggestive content, fluff cuteness

⊱✿⊰ notes: this is a cute request! sorry it took me so long to do lol, i hope you enjoy <3 @budozone

❀ she was totally done with guys. everytime she tried dating one, they were a cheater or toxic or just a total asshole. she was done with loser guys breaking her heart into a million pieces.

❀ so meeting you, this stunning goregous girl in her homeroom, was like a dream come true. she hadn't even fully considered girls as a romantic option before. sure she admired the girls on tv and imagined kissing them and holding their hands...but she had assumed that was normal admiration!.

❀ momo sauntered up to you, a big smile on her face as she introduced herself. she was pretty confident, so it was easy for her to talk to you and convince you to let her show you around.

❀ thus beginning your relationship that seemed to toe the line of friendly and flirty. she couldn't help the way she developed a crush so quickly, you were attractive in every way possible!

❀ after an awkward confession/conversation you guys start dating!! she jst sort of admitted to liking you and hoped that you liked her back

❀ she's surprisingly awkward for the first little while. though its less surprising when you think about how this is her first wlw relationship. if you've dated a girl before she 100% wants you to sort of lead the relationship until she understands

❀ momo just doesn't know if a relationship is any different than dating a guy and she rlly doesn't want to mess it up. do you like kissing? whats it like to kiss a girl- to kiss you? do youwant to do makeup and stuff like that- or does that seem too friendly?

❀ your first kiss happens when you were hanging out in her room. she just stared at you, suddenly having an overwhelming urge to taste your chapstick. so she swallowed her nerves and kissed you. it was a bit awkward at first but soo perfect.

❀ she's super cuddly and physically affectionate. she would have been like that with her exes but they always took that as a hint to get in her pants, even though she means it innocently. she trusts you though, so she is always kissing and hugging you

❀ you guys always have the coolest dates. she somehow knows all the best spots to hang out and takes you there often. momo is very much for quality time so she plans dates often. sometimes inside and other times outdoors.

❀ she loves making out with you. your so soft and taste so good, way better than kissing some stinky guy. momo is practically obsessed with the feel and taste of you aganist her. she can't get enough, she always wants more more more. but she restrains herself (barely)

❀ i feel like she loves calling you babe, baby, pookie, and some variation of your name.

❀ you two are such a model couple. you're both attractive, fun, and have a healthy relationship. everybody: boys, girls, and anything in between are mad jealous of your relationship.

❀ ofc some guys at school try to be creepy but momo uses her powers to make them regret it. nobody hurts her baby.

lori © 2024. please don't copy, modify, or do anything weird with my writing! i like reblogs and comments but please be kind as this was my writing.

[lovezbrownies]

More yandere Lauren please! I'm obsessed with her❤️

Sorry for taking so long!

Lauren's Masterlist + General Masterlist

Synopsis: The 4 times in a day in which Lauren acts strange and affectionate!

Lauren McCanister x GN!Reader

Warnings: None! Maybe a bit of jealous and lots of physical affection, Julie Cameo!

1. Lip looking

Lauren adores you and has no clue how to convey it to you. She tries to be nice and ends up making a horrible remark about you, she’s forever stuck in an endless cycle. Even her mother couldn’t help her, since she wasn’t the most romantic. So Lauren resorted to using physical affection rather than verbal, which did little to nothing since even if she’s cuddling you Lauren will end up saying something so horrible that will ruin it all. This woman has no control of her mouth!

One thing, however, is that she loves to drive you to and from school, picking you up in the early morning, and seeing that groggy look on your face makes waking up at 3 am for you so worth it. Today was one of those wonderful days, where she’d beep the horn of her car before stepping out, leaning on the passenger’s car door awaiting your wonderful arrival. 

Soon enough, you close the front door behind you, yelling out a goodbye to your family you turn back to Lauren and her stupid pink car. Sighing in defeat you walk over to her, not a single day has she missed to drive you to and from school, even when she’s somehow sick Lauren is there to drive you to school and back home. It would be such a beautiful gesture if she weren’t the devil incarnate but whatever, saves you on the bus fees and gas.

While you mentally groan over the fact she’s the one to treat you like this, Lauren is stood there like a buffoon, mesmerized by just… You. You looked so casual today, she could already see you together older and more mature, married and rich, and so deeply in love with each other neither the two of you would mind a messy appearance, still comfortable in each other’s presence even if it lacked the air of perfection.

Lauren was so deep in dreamland she almost didn’t notice you waiting for her to stop leaning against the passenger’s car door so you could go in. No rather than moving aside, she stood there, staring at your lips. Oh, whatever seduction tactics you had up your sleeves they’re workin’! Because dear lord is she pulled in you and your lips by now, so perfect, even if it was chapped Lauren wanted to know how it felt to kiss you, to have passionate makeouts together, anything that could give her a taste of your lips.

“Hey,” A hand stood before her eyesight, snapping its fingers, “Lauren, you want me to sit in the back or what?” Lauren quickly cleared her throat, trying as hard as she could to play off how awkward that was. God, you could unknowingly kill her one day just by living.

“N-No, just get in the car I want to grab some breakfast before we get to school, that c-cool with y-you?” Yet again she begs for your attention.

2. Hand holding

Maybe eating breakfast as dine-in was a bad idea, seeing how busy and crowded the hallways are right now. Usually, you and Lauren would get to school earlier, and Lauren would force you to sit with her until the bell for first-class rings, which she parts ways with you. But today you two came much later than usual, and are now stuck in a big crowd of smelly stinky teens.

“Lords above, the hell is this? It’s too damn- Hey! Don’t fucking push them freak!” Lauren yelled out, scaring the freshman to her very bones when Lauren saw you get pushed, “Fuck, take my hand.”  Lauren exclaimed out to you, holding her hand out for you. That single sentence surprised you so much, that you stopped walking entirely, letting the flow of people take Lauren away while pushing you off to the side.

The hell was she on? Your face expressed only one emotion, disgust. Shaking off the shock you decided to just get to class alone, even if it upsets Lauren later on. However, with the flow of students you could barely make it back in the crowd, might as well just sit here until they all pass through. You’d rather be late than bruised up from these actual animals. 

You took out your phone, ready to scroll the time away, when suddenly and out of nowhere a manicured hand grabbed your arm, flinching you tried to pull away but she gripped onto you even harder, looking up you saw the owner of the cute nails, Lauren McCanister yet again haunting you. “Lord, almost lost you, these fucking animals pushed me can you believe that? Come on, let’s go, I’ll make sure you get to class s-safe or whatever.”

Lauren then grabbed your hand, holding onto it tightly, bracing for the worst as you two attempted to pass the crowd of people. You were annoyed by it all, while she could barely breathe knowing how intimate hand-holding is in relationships. If you let her hold onto you like this does it mean you might like her too? What if you liked being berated daily? No, that she is sure you hate, but she’ll try to be a bit nicer, though she can’t control herself much.

3. Waist holding

It’s been a few hours now, it was the 4th class of the day and thankfully your teacher decided to spare the class and got permission to let the class have fun in the courtyard. You and a few other people were standing talking together about some inane subject you didn’t care for much but still participated in the conversation every now and then, it was nice to speak with people other than Lauren, it felt so great to actually have a group of people to be friends with too!

You were listening to whoever was speaking at the moment, and a friend of yours, Savannah, was leaning against you. Her long slender arms wrapped around your neck, her entire body supported by your own, and her head snuggling into your neck. It was short of an intimate pose, but you were used to it since Savannah has always been a touchy-feely friend, of course with your own consent. Some people make you feel so comfortable with physical affection, and some don’t, Savannah is one of those who do, she’s such a comforting person with an amazing smell.

Even if you were okay with her physical affection, another woman isn’t so into it. Lauren, as usual, wasn’t paying attention in class. It was English class and her least favorite subject, so what else is there to do other than cure her boredom by spamming you with text messages and then getting extremely upset when you don’t even open them so she looks out the window? However, her usual solution made her even more upset this time, in fact, the tall blonde was enraged.

This other woman was hanging off of you like it was no big deal, snuggling into your neck, looking at you as if she was yours. No fucking way will Lauren let that fucking bitch do that without any consequences, does she not know Lauren owns you?! That fucking freak might just end up dead by the end of the week. 

Lauren quickly excused herself, saying she had to go to the bath but really she was about to beat the shit out of a woman. Lauren sped through hallways, damn near smashing the floor beneath her feet as she angrily stomps to the courtyard. Though as she nears the courtyard she sees you and that woman walking out of the courtyard, the woman still clinging to your arm. Her eyes lock onto yours and suddenly her resolve just vanishes, oh you’re so stunning. Almost tripped Lauren up with your god-sent features.

Suddenly she’s become soft, and suddenly her need to beat up that woman disappears. So Lauren just marches on towards you. You and Savannah stopped walking when you saw the angry stomping of a certain bully. Soon Lauren finally reaches you and the other one, quickly pushing her off of you, Lauren grabs you by the shoulders before spinning you around and pinning you to her own body, she gives a look to Savannah before walking off with you in tow.

“W-What’s going on? [Name]! I-” Savannah tries to ask and chase after you but Lauren immediately yells out, “Leave them the fuck alone, you damn obsessed freak!” Her hand trails down from your arms to your waist, gripping onto the skin there harshly, causing you to let out a hiss at the pinch. “Heavens, she’s fucking crazy why the hell do you hang out with her? Whatever, doesn’t matter, from now on you don’t speak to her you don’t touch her, got that?” Lauren trails off until you two finally reach that one ‘abandoned’ classroom Lauren rebranded into her own romantic hangout place.

She spent the entire class period just… cuddling into you in silence covered by blankets and pillows. You managed to get her to let you go since you didn’t want to get in trouble and keep your grades up. The rest of the day, however, Lauren skipped all her classes to keep an eye on you, where she then got called into the Principal’s office with her mom and you, you were only there because Lauren refused to let you take the bus or walk home. 

4. Forehead kissing

It was quiet and awkward. Usually with Lauren, there would be loud 2000’s music playing and you can use your phone whenever. But with Lauren’s mom driving, there was no music, and there were no phones since she took both your phones away for “Social bonding exercises.” though she was the one speaking most of the time, with Lauren staring out the window clearly upset with the turn of events.

Lauren hates this, it was too awkward for a car ride, and her mom is totally crossing so many boundaries and feeding you too much information about Lauren, Lauren’s childhood, and Lauren’s secret obsessions. And Lauren knows if she tries cutting off her mom to tell her she’s saying too much her mom will only embarrass her more by saying shit like “Well, your romantic partner needs to know you better Lauren. You’re too secretive, reminds me when Lauren accidentally–” And then continues with the most horrifying story ever.

It doesn’t matter anyway, your opinion of her may have been bad before but it’s definitely worse now, how the hell will she even fix this. As she was wallowing in self-pity you were trying to count the minutes until you finally reached your humble abode. 5…4…3…2…1…Finally! You’re home! “Uh, thanks for the ride Miss McCanister..” You awkwardly say as you try to open the door, yet to no avail, the child-lock is seemingly on.

“Wait. Lauren get out and open the door for your roma-” “Y-Yeah! I-I got it! Don’t need to finish that…” Lauren cut her mom off, not willing for you to hear what her mom refers to you she quickly gets out of the car while you silently groan, you can finally get out of that damn stuffy car as Lauren opens the car door wide open for you, “Okay, good job. Now go walk them to their front door and give them a goodbye ki-” “H-Hey! L-Let’s go! Come on, walk faster, come on.” Lauren once again cuts her mother off as she quickly pushes you down the pathway to your house.

Once you finally reached your front door you tried to open the door only for Miss McCanister to yell out, “Wait! Do not enter until you both say your goodbyes! It’s roma-”

“We got it, Mom!” 

“Okay, I’ll look away so you can kis-”

“Mother!!”

Lauren and Julie back and forth until Julie finally sighs and looks away from you two and Lauren looks back at you and then immediately looks away again with a soft blush on her face.

God was it hard to find the courage to say a single damn word, every time Lauren opened her mouth to say something, she just couldn’t use her voice. So without another word, she grabbed you by the shoulders and just… pecked you on the head. You stared back at her, eyes wide and confusion clear on your face. You were fucking horrified. Why in god’s name would your bully just… Kiss your head? Just as you were about to question what the hell she was doing she planted another kiss, but it stayed a little longer and was on your forehead this time. “B-Bye!” Lauren mustered out before actually running back into the car, telling her mom to drive off as fast as she could.

This might just be a day worth forgetting. Not like you even want to remember. Yuck!

This might just be a day worth remembering. Not like Lauren even wants to forget. Yum!

[oldhalloweentape]

🐀Junkrat (OW I & II) x (gn) Reader💣

(Beginning relationship pt. I Edition!)

(Picture’s not mine!)

(My friend @mushygutznstuffz helped me pick out this song!! Thanks again man, love you!!!)

- Boisterous to a fault, Junkrat is the type to want the world for you, him, and his best pal Roadie!

- Could ramble on and on about it for hours, and usually at a fast pace because he’s used to people ignoring him. Extremely excited when he realizes you were actually listening, engaging with him when he’s on a verbal tirade about his schemes.

- Again, he is not used to being in a romantic relationship or really knowing how to express it. But he tries so hard to convey it because he knows how much it means, but it becomes too much at times.

- Telling him to tone it down is probably the way to go— That or I hope you like stolen shit because the second he sees something loosely related to what you like and just goes yoink. Now it’s in your hands. Don’t ask where it came from <3

- Sometimes the gifts are a bit worse for wear— I mean it’s Junkrat what do you expect? Has given you so many bouquets with scorched and wilted flowers. It’s the thought that counts.

- Speaking about thought, he genuinely tries when it comes to you, wants to know and remember so much— Writes (more like scribbled, we all know that mans writing is chicken scratch) and keeps soot smeared sticky notes about things you said and he managed to remember littered about in his work space.

- The first one to say “I love you” like three hours after you guys make it official, why would he wait to say it when it took him so much time to realize his feelings and confess?

- He’s definitely not afraid of PDA, even on the battlefield, smacking you on the ass after a team kill, giggling insidiously as you punch him on the shoulder.

- If you are particularly touchy he has the tendency of wiggling in excitement, squealing all the while.

- So much energy in that lanky body of his, sometimes he gets too caught up in his emotions— Impulsivity is his middle name.

- Just about anything that includes his explosives gets his blood pumping, shaking in excitement like he’s a chihuahua that just gave a blood donation and he’s obsessed with holding onto you in some way as he does.

- His favorite thing to do is scoop you up and give you a bear hug smooshing his face against your hair. I mean, homie’s 6’6, but if you’re like taller— He’ll still do it, doesn’t matter. He’s determined goddamnit.

- If you don’t like it he’ll try to keep that in mind but he does have the tendency to forget a lot.

- Boundaries will have to be established, which will naturally have him pouting like a kicked puppy.

- Affectionate bribery is his go to when he wants to do something highly illegal with you, if you reciprocate it gets his eccentric ass self cackling and giggling.

- Makes you so much shit, weapons included, I also see him naming weapons after you. He just can’t resist naming them after you, you’re perfection in his eyes. Not that he’d ever admit to spare his ‘reputation’ (but let’s be honest, everyone knows he’s whipped for you).

- Loves you so so so much— But it’ll take some time for him to be convinced to take a shower, stinky, greasy, soot covered little fuck.

- Stubborn too, so it’s a legit stand off between you, him, and Roadhog (cause let’s be honest anyone would get fed up with smell grease and B.O mixed in a unholy concoction of death). It eventually ends with Roadhog being able to grab him from behind, with Junkrat fighting tooth and nail to get out of this inevitable event.

- When it’s all said and done after like an hour of struggle, bubbles, and dirty water he’ll just sit angrily on the couch, arms crossed and muttering under his breath as you dry off his hair with a towel.

- Which kinda makes up for it, likes it when you scratch his head with your fingers. Feels nice against his scalp, though, he’ll give you guys the silent treatment for like three hours maximum before he gets right back to his chattering and shenanigans.

(There!! Now, I’ll get back to my Venture bullshit again, stay tuned!)

[apathologicalpeoplepleaser2]

Spoilery opinions about the season 4 of the Moominvalley

Some of the character developments were diminished (because of the change of the writers?) which is why it would've made more sense to me that this season happened before season 3.

Like so many others, I am missing the indie-style music from the earlier seasons.

Definitely too little Snufkin (and previously amazingly built up Snufmin). His absence especially in episodes 6 and 7 was very visible. Episode 8 was definitely my favorite. At least they got their little date in the 12th episode. Snufkin's reactions to Moomintroll and Snorkmaiden.. ouch.

Putting Moomintroll and Snorkmaiden together romantically just doesn't make sense. They are much better as friends. Nevertheless, I like Snorkmaiden this season much more than before.

That being said, I still found some of the plots and writing enjoyable and the whole season very quotable.

Loving the sibling-energy Snufkin and Little My have going on and the way they did Stinky, Snork and Too-Ticky in this version

...as well as Moominmamma being an artist and interrupting Fillyjonk's and Mymble's couple-fight.

In my opinion, they have done Sniff a bit dirty before in this series, but Sniff's cave belongs to my favorite episodes. I also liked his storyline in episode 6 and that he gave us the Sorry-Oo-reference.

Seeing Joxter made me ridiculously happy. He is such a vibe and I am sure that him and Muskrat would become great friends. Even though there was no reunion between him and Snufkin, I am certain that those few episodes were a starting point for some kind of prequel/spin-off. Full versions of his songs, please!

The Collector-Hemulen, finally!

I wish we would've gotten more Toft-content.

It was very satisfying to see Moominpappa finish his memoirs and realize that he has everything he needs right there.

The Groke's parts and her connection to Little My and Moomintroll wrecked me in the best way.

I don't know how I feel about the Comet-episode being the last one and I think the storyline could've been better to split in three episodes, but... everybody gathering together and especially Moomintroll's speech made me strangely emotional.

Was this the best season of the series? No. But they did a better job with it than I thought they would. I just truly hope that there will be some kind of continuation, because I really adore this adaptation.

[phanfictioncatalogue]

Short And Sweet (3) Masterlist

part one, part two

a bit ridiculous (ao3) - manchesterau

Summary: And it would all feel a bit ridiculous if Dan wasn’t so madly in love.

a bite, a bruise (ao3) - phansong

Summary: Warning for TIT Spoilers!

at first blush this is fate (ao3) - alittlestarsick

Summary: 2009 Dan and Phil have a cute winter moment in the snow before Dan has to go back home from his visit to Phil

Bear Mask (ao3) - VendettaWound

Summary: While Dan does think Phil's Freddy Fazbear costume is ridiculous, he also finds it very endearing.

Blonde hair and broken lamps. (ao3) - TheWolfWithinMe

Summary: If you've watched the mukbang, you'll know where this is going.

Falling for you (ao3) - dnpangels

Summary: Dan and Phil are cuddling in Phil's tour bus bunk. When Dan slips and falls out of the bunk, he wakes up the entire tour crew. Fluff and teasing from the crew ensues.

First Day Jitters (ao3) - dprkives

Summary: Dan comforts a nervous Phil about meeting his audience again after 6 years.

Flying home to you (ao3) - harrysbabyboo

Summary: I just found out Dan flew back from the Australian leg of his ‘we’re all doomed’ tour for Phil’s birthday and I am DEVASTATED.

french toast, again (ao3) - buskingalbatross

Summary: Dan's ice cream shop dream, sort of. Not really.

guardians of a rare thing (ao3) - Mildredo

Summary: the morning after the antwerp show.

Hoodie Weather (ao3) - dat_carovieh

Summary: Dan loves wearing Phil's clothes

“I’ll take that bet.” (ao3) - yikesola

Summary: “You tweeted the kids?” Dan laughs, entering the lounge and holding his phone.

“I couldn’t help it!” Phil rolls his eyes. “You found a new Phil.”

A ficlet about hands and jealousies.

If we were two sunflowers, I would have faced you instead of the sun (ao3) - twinphantasy

Summary: It didn’t really matter where they were or what they were looking at because Dan would always be looking at Phil.

Last Week on the Sims (ao3) - antiadvil

Summary: In which Dan and Phil get married, post vague wedding photos on Instagram, disappear for a week, and only address it in the first two minutes of a Sims video.

Like Dreaming of Angels (ao3) - steddieornot

Summary: While he firmly believed everyone deserved love, in some shape or form, this was something else. The love he and Phil shared was otherworldly, impossible to contain. It was more than romantic in every feasible way. And somehow, fate had bestowed it upon him, just a guy from a small town in Reading. And deep down, he knew that even if fate rewrote his path, he would still have found Phil every time.

Loving His Ear (ao3) - Kim_Aurora_135

Summary: Appreciation literature.

(not) sponsored by funyuns (ao3) - Mildredo

Summary: “Go to bed,” Dan says. “We can have midnight snacks tomorrow.”

“You’re a midnight snack,” Phil mumbles, then turns his head a little and presses his teeth against Dan’s pyjama bottoms to illustrate his point.

pizza & packing (ao3) - blossomsphan

Summary: dan and phil eat pizza and pack for their trip. they might love each other a little bit

Pounce (ao3) - Kim_Aurora_135

Summary: Dan and Phil met online. This is a fiction of the first in-person meeting.

remote crisis manager (ao3) - danhoweiis

Summary: it's 4am in auckland the day before dan's show and dan is having a crisis

remote crisis manager (part 2) (ao3) - danhoweiis

Summary: it's 4am in england and phil gets a call from dan who is having a crisis whilst in auckland before his show

Stinky Baby (ao3) - easybubbyy

Summary: Phil can be a bit bossy sometimes... (especially in the mornings). Dan doesn't mind one bit.

True Blue (ao3) - OnePoundJasmines

Summary: An ode to love and understanding (and also iced lattes)

you rocked my world and never left it (ao3) - jonsaremembers

Summary: some sights, smells and sounds in Turkey, and the feelings that follow

[spaceacealex]

Trip report!!

For those that have been waiting, sorry! I got home and immediately had to go help with a family thing. But here it is!

First, was the obvious. We had to drop off the baby boy with my parents. He had a great time with the family and was very dirty, stinky, and sleepy when we got back.

So where were we? We went to see the eclipse! As many of you know, My wife proposed to me under totality in the 2017 solar eclipse. So she surprised me with time off to travel to this last one on 4/8!

We flew to Nashville, TN and rented a car so I could scratch my road trip itch. We visited her family in KY, then went up to Cairo, IL for the event.

THIS is the public library in Cairo. It's an absolutely darling building, built originally to be a library and still proudly serving that purpose. The gals who were manning the counter were sweet, knowledgeable, and so welcoming. They had goodie bags with moon pies and starbursts and collected the eclipse glasses when we were done with them so they could be sterilized and sent down to Mexico for the next eclipse. So lovely to talk with and they welcomed us to spend the eclipse on their lawn with some local families. So we did!

We had a little picnic, chatted with some of the families, and got to watch totality in a tiny little town with so much character I still smile just thinking about it.

Hopefully you don't expect us to have top tier eclipse photography lol, but these are great for us! I got to kiss my wife under totality and it was hella romantic.

Then I got to drive more....then Kara got to drive because there were a ton of accidents and the three hour drive back to Nashville took more than six hours. So uh, my motion-sick self was struggling with the stop and go traffic.

But when we got there, we had a great night and then day walking around Eastside Nashville and pointing out the arcades I was going to take Kara to that evening.

That didn't quite happen.

Because the first stop we made in the arcade crawl is where we stayed all night.

No Quarter, the pinball arcade I now have a hat for because it's so friggin cool. We got to do many cool things there. 1)They had excellent drinks and in true Oregonian fashion I got to try the local cider and judge it. (it was good!) 2) I kicked Kara's ass at pinball. Very important. 3) I got MY ass kicked at pinball by literally every other person in the building. Also very important. Because 4) I got to play in a pinball tournament hosted by Belles and Chimes, specifically for women and non binary folks!

How did I, notorious nerves-haver and not a multiplayer pinball player join this?

5) I got to meet Quinn Hills. You know, @quinnhills ? Yeah. I'm still so giggly about it.

Hi. This pic is me, many drinks in, just absolutely giddy getting to meet (and hug!!) one of my favorite artists.

She's so sweet, so kind, and asked if I wanted to join the tournament.

Remember: do what beautiful women ask of you.

I am still kicking myself because I dropped the cliche, "your music has helped me through some really hard stuff." I mean, its absolutely true!! But I had told myself I was gonna be more eloquent than that. Oh well. I would blame the cider, but I was super excited and nervous before that, so I think I'm just a little goofy.

Kara also was happy to meet the woman who's music I had been blaring for that whole six plus hour car ride back to Nashville, and she's agreed to play pinball with me at our home bar! Major win!

We stayed until one in the morning, Kara ordered pizza to the hotel, and we had safe flights back home the rest of the day.

It was such a fun trip and I'm still losing my mind at all the little bits of it.

When I stream next (soon) I'm sure you'll hear about all this again. Along with my breakdown of eclipse conspiracies I've spent far too much time analyzing. <3

[themlemever]

I'm sorry, but I have to yap about this Sam & Max Fullmetal Alchemist AU (Freelance Alchemists I guess) or I'll die <3

WE'RE ANGSTING THE SHIT OUT OF THE GAYS WITH THIS ONE.

Essentially it's Sam & Max characters in the FMA universe, so everything takes place in Amestris.

Instead of them being brothers who fucked up because they wanted their mother back (they have to be gay married in every universe I don't make the rules.) they're in their twenties and depressed as fuck. Basically, they were raising their daughter, Darla, (She probably wouldn't go by the Geek in this au but maybe I'll change my mind later.) but eventually she became ill like Ed and Al's mother.

Then she died. Sorry Geek fans but it's for character development.

Sam and Max are obviously grief-stricken and turn to Alchemy. Human transmutation happens and badabing badaboom Max is left with two missing limbs and a dead husband bound to a suit of armor with his blood. Romantic? Now they get to travel to find a Philosopher's Stone because they can't live without each other.

Girl Stinky and Grandpa Stinky take the place of Winry and Granny, I enjoy the concept of Sam having to watch his husband argue with his automail engineer because he fights like a feral animal.

Sybil would take Izumi's place, I think her learning/teaching alchemy with them would be cute. Until it's not and she dabbles in human transmutation to bring her kid back too. (Have you learned nothing?) Idk about Abe though, I might replace him with Superball because no one likes Abe.

Flint Paper could take Maes Hughes' place, two silly guys that get along with the main characters. I'm sure nothing bad will happen to him :)

The Commissioner would be Roy Mustang, it just feels right. That would also mean he'd be the Flame Alchemist and I don't know how to feel about that.

The short Ed jokes becoming short Max jokes and Sam being mistaken for the state alchemist between the too, it makes too much sense.

Some of the FMA cast would still stick around, they'd just be a bit more unhinged. (Not too much tho.)

I think they would both feel guilty about what happened but Max more so. He'd end up trying to cover that up by acting more cynical/sassy, (think of his Hit the Road characterization) and he'd be a bit smarter than normal due to having to be good enough at alchemy to become state-certified.

Sam would be somewhat the same, mainly to keep Max under control otherwise he'd wreak havoc with the ability to transmute without a circle. I say only somewhat because he'd be more protective of Max after the incident, touch the bnnuy and you'll get hell from both of them. He'd also be the one to convince Max to wear clothes, the state wouldn't let him be an official state alchemist if he just paraded around naked. ("Facist oppressors."/ref)

And yes, Sam would take great offense to the term; "Dog of the military."

Thank you for coming to my yapping session, I'll add more if I feel like it.

Give me suggestions too and I'll judge/insult them./j

[checkeredscarff]

Hi hi!! Could you make some Aya headcanons with an reader who is also an idol? I think it would be cute! Only if you can of course! heheh (*＾3＾)/～♡

I WAS WONDERING WHEN SOMEONE WAS GONNA REQUEST SMTH LIKE THIS PASTEL*PALETTES (≧∇≦)/

-ˋˏ ძᥲᥒᥴᥱ ᥕі𝗍һ mᥱ! ˎˊ-

┆Aya x Idol!reader headcanons!

-ˋˏWarnings!┆none!ˎˊ-

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Reader is heavily implied to be fem but pronouns are never mentioned! This is genuinely such a cute req <33 I feel like I keep repeating my hcs like a template HELP 😭 Anyone ever notice how these notes keep getting just a tad bit shorter? I'm so tired idk why. Wow two requests in one day (and class)! May be OOC!

Not proofread cuz I suck :c

-♯ ᥲᥡᥲ mᥲrᥙᥡᥲmᥲ

⋆ ˚🪻 ⁀➴ ꒰ You guys have to practice together, you have no say in it. If you get shy, she tells you to stop worrying because she screws up a lot too <333

⋆ ˚🪻 ⁀➴ ꒰ You always have to have matching colors with her. It's pretty much the only way fans can determine you guys are together without actually announcing it. Your outfits always have mixes of your colors wherever they can be added. If fans play really close attention, you guys also have matching accessories whenever any are worn.

⋆ ˚🪻 ⁀➴ ꒰ No matter how much you beg, she refuses to give you hugs or kisses while she's sweaty. She doesn't wanna gross you out with her stinky sweat :( She must finds it gross in general too.

⋆ ˚🪻 ⁀➴ ꒰ She tries to stick by you as much as possible in the choreography, like- she'll be next to you on stage as much as she possibly can and hopes you will too <333

⋆ ˚🪻 ⁀➴ ꒰ You guys also try to have matching hairstyles or at least similar ones. You just match everything with this girl <333

⋆ ˚🪻 ⁀➴ ꒰ If and whenever there's any romantic lyrics, she'll make eye contact with you in the most loving way possible <3

⋆ ˚🪻 ⁀➴ ꒰ She tries to align her schedule with yours so you guys can hang out a lot more often. Most of the time- if it's not too late after practice- she'll take you out to get something to eat, maybe desert or some actual food from some kind of store.

⋆ ˚🪻 ⁀➴ ꒰ She helps you out with correcting you in your choreography and will gladly let you help her as well! Like- if you keep messing up on the footing of a step, she'll help you practice it step by step until you can memorize it.

⋆ ˚🪻 ⁀➴ ꒰ She's overall very patient with you and never snaps at you, even when she's clearly frustrated and tired of practice. She never wants to upset you but she does ultimately end up lashing out at herself after a bit. You'll probably have to pull her aside to calm her down and comfort her if it gets to that point. Your probably also have to end practice after that.

@rhythmstage

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Thank you for reading! Reblogs are appreciated! -🪻

[f5ith]

𝔞𝔲 𝔱𝔥𝔯𝔢𝔞𝔡𝔰 & 𝔭𝔩𝔬𝔱𝔰 𝔱𝔥𝔞𝔱 𝔯𝔞𝔢 𝔴𝔞𝔫𝔱𝔰 :

note that the vibes here are open to both platonic and romantic ... i love shipping so as long as the chemistry's there, i'm more than willing to make our muses smooch like barbies but that does not have to be the case for every (or any!) plot. let's just talk it out and see where the vibes are!

time loop au. muse a's been repeating the last day over and over, so long now that they've lost count. at the end of each day, muse a dies. it's the exact same day, with the exact same results, no matter how a tries to switch it up. nothing and nobody new — until muse b arrives. muse b can potentially see that a's stuck in a time loop, and together they work to try and free muse a from their circular hell?

ghost whisperer au. specifically where muse a has passed and muse b, for whatever reason, can now interact with their ghost. it's a total surprise for a and b, so do they make the most of it? does b try to get a to move on? is there some sort of mystery afoot? i'm open to it all <3 can possible even delve into muse b now being able to interact with all spirits, so a and b work together to help deal with those ghosts.

mafia heir and their right hand au. this one's pretty obvious — muse a is the sole ( or maybe there's a stinky sibling hiding in the wings? ) heir to some seedy crime conglomerate, and grows up with muse b at their side. do they take over the business together, excelling at what they do? does muse a hate the family biz and muse b has to keep them in the game? does muse b fight to get muse a out of the dirt? does muse b actually betray muse a in the end, taking the coveted throne?? let's decide together!

recovered royalty au. so literally just think of the greatest movie of all time — anastasia. muse a is some lost royal heir, and for whatever reason, muse b has been sent to retrieve and recover them. maybe it's a test of muse b's dedication, maybe muse a's family is long gone and the heir is desperately needed, i don't care, we'll figure out the details. bonus points if it's in space because space royalty is my jam <3

arranged marriage au. potential offshoot to the above? either way muse a and b are arranged to be married. maybe there's some tension between the royal families, maybe this has been decided before either were born, maybe the two are best friends, maybe they hate each other. either way, at some point, there needs to be Only One Bed ( iykyk ).

roommates / neighbors au. i want hijinks, i want insanity, i want muse a coming home from a long shift at work to find that muse b has removed all the living room furniture and has set up an inflatable kiddie pool because of how scorching it is. think new girl ( i've never seen a single episode ) vibes.

coffee shop au. yes i was a barista for seven years. yes i hate every single barista cliche. yes i'd kill someone for this au. early morning opens, late night cleanplays ... the bonding over insane customers and even crazier tasks. ( you want me to clean the drains with WHAT? ) it's fun. it's light. it's what we need to bring back to the rpc now who's with me! sorry. lost myself in the beans there. anyway muse a and b could be coworkers, muse a could come in and pester muse b while they're at work, hell, muse a and b could actually work at warring coffee shops, located across the street from each other. the potential is endless.

actors au. muse a and b are working together on the set of their newest movie! maybe this is the first time they've been castmates, maybe their chemistry is so good that this is actually their sixth rom-com together. where do the lines blur between acting and reality? we get to decide hehe

mummy / indiana jones / tomb raider fusion au. listen. slightly bookish anthropologist type with a dream of ancient times who ends up meeting the rugged and a little bit insane adventurer. yes there's a whip, but, plot twist — they both know how to use it. lord please if you're out there gimme this one right meow.

victors who grew too close in the games au. now do i have an actual hunger games verse brewing in my mind for faith? yes! it's not ready yet, and besides, this focuses less on the worldbuilding and more on the dynamic. were they close before the games? do they work together during the games? does it come down to just them, the final two, desperate to do anything to survive? katniss and peeta, but let's make it our own!

pacific rim au. if you asked her, faith lehane would say there's most likely not a single person on this planet that's drift compatible with her. i think your muse should prove her wrong, hehe! either way, let faith get in a jaeger!!

time travelling au. now i can't tell you the inspiration for this because i don't want y'all knowing my ao3 history but ... muse a bounces all over time, from the beginning to the end. there's no rhyme or reason to it, until they meet muse b, and boom, b is their anchor. sure, they're still going everywhere, but it's everywhere b is. i think it'd be really cool the explore the angst potential in this, muse a having no control over their life, muse b becoming so integral to them without it being a conscious choice ... idk. we'll figure it out.

[slashingdisneypasta]

which Disney villains do you think realistically would make the best romantic partners and which ones would be the worst? In your opinion, I would love to know!

Hmmm in my opinion?? 😅 Okay lemme see XD

I think they all have their pros and cons, of course, and it all really depends on what you're willing to put up with (Your girl trynna make a coat outta puppies? Your man having rage issues? Bugs??) but these are the best (By Disney Villain standards at least! 😅 I don't really think any of these relationships would be truly healthy in real life)- and worst. Or at least my thoughts 😅

Best of the Worst:

Red font is like 'the best of the best of the worst'. Like, the ones that I genuinely think would be pretty okay and are the safest bets.

Alameda Slim- So long as you met him in a typical forum (Maybe in town grocery shopping, or mailing a letter), I feel like he would keep his cattle rustlin' business separate from his married life completely and treat you sweet <3 I don't think he gets angry in his regular life, just when it comes to his Crime Counterpart. Honestly, I don't think he'd ever even tell you about the, uh, hobby.

Captain Hook- He would be constantly struggling between 1. Being a good Husband, and 2. Being a good Pirate. And these things do not really cooperate with each other 😅 But hey at least he's trying!! And by villain standards I think that's pretty good XD

Dr Facilier- You know he would treat his partner with the deepest respect and always be charming. Of course, he's also full of bitterness and an ache for revenge, and messes around with things that should not be messed with, and that can all effect you- but just... just try to stay away from him when he's in Villain Mode 😅

Hades- Its not there anymore but yearsss ago, on Hades' wiki page, it said that he is one of the few Disney Villains who is not clinically insane (Sure, he has serious rage issues- but he's not mad) and that has stuck with me. I think that garners him major points XD

Long John Silver!!!!!- Long John Silver long john Silver l o n g j o h n s i l v e r. Ha 😅 Similar to our shadow man, he is consumed by his own demons (Here they are greed and... mostly greed), but he would do his damn best to treat you well.

Queen Narissa: Okay so we don't know her very well and she DOES seem to be quite manipulative towards Nathanial... But listen she doesn't like him!! I'm sorry 😅☠ I think if she liked you then she would be capable of treating you a lot better.

Rourke: Sure, he's got a divorce against his name already- but next to huge misogynists, psychopaths and power-obsessed lunatics I think its a strike that can be overlooked 😅 Rourke is a villain who's villainy would be totally separate from his relationship. He may a bit distant sometimes but other then that he's just a regular hot old dude, to you. Unless you go on trips with him.

Shan Yu: I- I- I dunno why I have it in my head that Shan Yu would be such a good partner but I just do *hides*

Shere Khan: Another one who's able to keep his villainy/prejudices separate from his husband time ^^ <3 <3 Also takes your safety very very seriously.

Stabington Brothers: Like Hades I don't think they're crazy... just greedy (And maybe a lil economically struggling, which I get).

Worst of the Worst:

Here the red ones are the worst of the worst of the worst XD

Clayton: /:/: This one, I just... I mean, could YOU live him constantly talking himself up, and re-telling you stories of his conquests, and rarely listening to you?? Cuz that's what I envision when I see marrying Clayton. Also, you know, he's a bit smug & misogynistic.

Gaston: ... I don't really have to explain myself, do I? I for one do not wanna spend my evenings rubbing his stinky feet, that's for sure.

Frollo: 😑.

Jafar: Tell me this man wouldn't hypnotise you to get his way.

Mother Gothel: She would be so emotionally abusive and so manipulative. 0/10, do NOT reccomend-

Oogie Boogie: He would just be so physically and socially draining!! He is very high energy. You would need to be sporty and an extrovert to have a chance.

Percival C McLeach: Okay so this mainly because, as far as we know, McLeach has not been exposed to other people in a long while and he doesn't know how to treat them well (Nor does he seem to care). So being with him would mean some work, and I don't recommend being someone's bob the builder. Sure, Jane did it, but Percy is not Tarzan 😅

Queen of Hearts: Where Hades has a problem with anger but is sane... Red here has a problem with ager AND is insane. And that does not bode well...

Scar: Scar is one of the least stable in our line up... so as much as I like him, I do not like his chances at being a good husband.

Sykes:

Toon Patrol: It is in each of their names. They literally come with built in warning signs!! Greasy, Psycho, Smartass, Stupid, Wheezy. Some are definitely worse than others... but I wouldn't risk it with any of them 😅 (*cough* or maybe i would. what don't look at me)

Turbo / King Candy: If you marry him before King Candy then you're gonna lose the man you fell for, and if you fall for him afterwards then you're gonna eventually find out that he's a lie. Either way, seems ultimately unpleasant.

Some of them probably slipped my mind but these are my thoughts right now ^^ Let me know your own thoughts!

[tincansamurai]

oc mondaaaay

best part of monday, folks

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1. Does [x] put away their laundry or just keep wearing it out of the basket?

mat: puts it away. he doesn’t wanna get in trouble

kaz: depends how busy he is when it’s done. he has too many clothes to get away with basket wearing for too long, whole room just turns into piles

2. What does [x] smell like?

copying this from a post i made about it before, but with some additions bc of course i continued to think about this

mat: matsuo would be into natural smells, kind of subtler ones. sandalwood, herbaceous scents, maybe sometimes even a little medicinal smelling, and then also real gentle floral scents. maybe jasmine. he tries not to smell like weed but it definitely happens. i guess he kinda always smells like plants somehow lol. very fresh and green. ADDITION: bergamot!! sometimes a little bit of orange/clementine…

kaz: kaz would have two vibes: spicy almost sweet scents like cardamom, that default incense and potpourri, maybe anise, OR over the top candy smells like a middle school girl. i feel like the first is his default, and the second it's like he's in slutty club wear and smells like green apple candy or that one bath and body works cupcake body spray from 2010 lol. then ofc there's a layer of tobacco on all of that bc i doubt he tries very hard to keep smoke smells out of anything ADDITION: cheap old spice deodorant that kind of seeps under whatever scent he puts on. he’s fuckin stinky huh

3. What is [x]'s favourite non-alcoholic beverage?

mat: coffee. he's thinking about becoming a snob about it

kaz: ginger ale

4. What keeps [x] going?

mat: the people he loves

kaz: he really does like being alive. the world is cool as fuck and experiencing it and the people in it is a lot of fun. he wants to see more of it. just kinda wishes he could be an entirely different person for that. mostly he’s just kinda going out of habit though

5. What was [x]'s worst romantic experience?

mat: it's a tie between the first time ananke said “i love you” during what was apparently passionate romantic sex (he was already just going through the motions, immediately got turned off like crazy, pretended to cum to get out of it) or when she first really seriously and excitedly talked about getting engaged by graduation and telling him what kinds of proposals she liked. tested the limits of his instinct to people please and defer to others for all of his actions to the extreme

kaz: taking the hit for his closeted high school ex boyfriend eric when other people saw them kiss shortly after they broke up, letting it seem like it was 100% kaz coming on to him and eric didn't want it at all. basically turned kaz’s reputation into the mythical faggot predator who’s trying to turn straight guys and doesn't take no for an answer. it absolutely did not have to go that far for the situation to blow over and ppl to believe this guy was straight. eric panicked and over-exaggerated the whole thing. kaz could have put forward a better version of events that still wouldn't have outed eric, but he was pretty fucked up by their breakup and went along with anything he said. a few people still talked to him but it blew up his social circle. also, this essentially was the inciting incident for kaz learning he didn't have to have sex just because he was horny or because people would give him stuff for it, he could also have sex to distract himself and to try and cope with how miserable he was

6. If you could give [x] anything as a gift, what would it be?

mat: a new lease, he needs to get out of his tiny little comfort zone clam shell

kaz: ibogaine drug tourism adventure

7. What is [x] most often seen wearing? Are they dressed that way because they like it, or because it's a uniform or status indicator?

mat: jeans and either a v-neck t or some kinda casual button down. it’s easy, he has nice enough stuff that it looks fine instead of lazy, and he doesn’t need to think about it. he spends a lot of time not-thinking about his appearance bc it still kinda feels not up to him

kaz: band shirts in various states of decay, jeans in various states of decay, boots, bracelets, wallet chain. this is kaz’s easy go to, but he 100% does other more elaborate or just more thought out outfits often bc he thinks it’s fun. he’ll fuck around with most kinds of alt style, but he does always return to/settle on scuffed up lazy punk

[beom-pyu]

hihi!! i saw your 1k celebration post and i thought the idea was so so so cute :< so i'm sending in an ask!

i'm a pisces sun, gemini moon and aries rising, my mbti is infp-t ^^

my hobbies are usually gaming (cause i'm a stinky gamer), reading and listening to music 🎧

my fav fic of urs is the txt as your bf headcanon because tell me WHY it gave me 1303 butterflies in my tummy (hehe see what i did there with the number)

i'm so excited to see your writing and here's a virtual kiss! >3< chu~

THE VIRTUAL KISS IS SO CUTE OMG!!! :* CHU!!! <333 anon, i have THE date for you

BEOMGYU + DAY AT THE ARCADE 👾

besides the fact that you and gyu are both gamers, your suns and mbtis match up <3 i think you'll have a lot of fun together huhu c:

if you thought this was going to be a fun and romantic date, you thought WRONG. beomgyu has made it his personal mission to beat you in every. single. game. (mostly because he wants your approval and praise <3 but he'll never admit it outloud) whenever you beat him, he sulks until you give him a kiss on the cheek (please give him a kiss on the cheek)

"i definitely let you win that time."

"yea, yea. tell that to my 100 tickets."

he takes cute pictures of you on the motorcycle game, posting it on his story with the caption "my little racer 🏁❤️" because you're just too cute and he loves to show you off!!

beomgyu swears that he can win whatever plushie you set your eye on (and even though he fails like the first 20 times, he's DETERMINED to win that bear for you!) when he does, he brags about how "ez" it was for like a good 10 minutes (dont say anything okay just let him have this)

"you should name it 'gyu' because it's as cute as me," he says, blinking dramatically at you with the coyest smile you've ever seen. (and yes, you will be naming it 'gyu')

it's even funnier when you try the same claw machine and win a tiger plushie in one go. he pouts for a bit, but once you say you won it for him, he's all smiles and hugs!! prepare to be engulfed by a clingy beomgyu for the rest of the day

when it gets late, he takes you out to eat and you guys sit in his car listening to music, talking about anything and everything <3 he's your best friend, and the fact that he's your boyfriend too? ten times better

[funkyfreshman]

Took 400 Millie’s Gramos of gerberts if u will,( this one’s for you Ted 👴) and am rewatching the entirety of httyd shows and all and holy ahit

Will be documenting journey.

Abious spilers:

Took doucuments:

Ep-1

-GOBBER MENTIONED

- Mildred if this show wasn’t stinky fart he would be like STOCKICJ KILL THOSES FUCKING ERAGONS STIDPSUSUDJ STUPID

- I was writing this post during show and kept getting distracted so that’s it lol

-wait no I love stiok he’s a bit stupid but I love he he fix it in the end I’m so happy I love god dads in media

-GOBBER MENTIONED

Ep: 2

-GOBBER MENTION

-WAIT BRO JUST GOT BUNED WITH FIRe and didn’t flinch what

-It’s his gay power✨

- I love my gay sons and lesbian daughter

-GOBBER MENTIONED

-HES BECOME A SALES MAN

-BRO HAS BEEF WITH A 5 YEAR OLD YOUR 150😭😭😭

-his design is peak tho

-mean this in the most Aro of Ace possible hes so sexy

-wait jk

-wait no yeah

-GOD SOM HICUO AWHAIGH AUGH 🤮🤮❤️

-GOBBER EPISODE

-HE JUST CURSED THAT BABY WHAT

-NO MY HEWLTY YAOI IS TOXIC YAOI GOBBBER WRF

-THEY HATE EACH OTHER

-THEY OUTA RHEFE

-WHAT ARE TOU TWO DOUNG

-bro what if she accidentally killed him what are u doing GIRL

-shskajshdhdhd STOICK

-THEY LEFT HIM THERE

-AMONGUS NO AMNONGS NO NO SISBJSXD. KNO ONNO HICCUP U HE SAD HES SHAD AND HA

-hookfang no he bust

-oh cool gratin fight yippee

-snotlout is so upset bonninknn fish I no no gobber fuck off

-he budddy is okay and snotlout is so happy he hsjsjzhdsjs ah

-I FIRGOT HE BECOMES A DENTIST HOLY SHIT

Ep: 3

WHY DID IT ZOOM INTO HIS RITS

-animal trama ep

-TIT SHOT

-again imagine she accidentally killed him

-Bro INTENTIONALITY PULLED HER DOWN THERE WHAT, FRESK

-ew actual romantic relationship

-GOBBER MENTIONED

-WHAT HES A WITCH

-HES A WITCH A WOCTH

-gothi a bad bitch she’s so real, she’s taking no chances

-ew I hate actual romantical relationships ew I hate actual romantical relationships

-exposure therapy

-WAIT THATS SHDJSJKSKS

-WHAT ARE YOU DOING FOSHLEGS

-oh no his dad trust him so much hiccup I failoror

-THAT SHEEP IS DEAD

-BUCJET NO

-SNITLOUT SHOULD HAVE DIED

-wait they all followed him no questioned no complaints that’s so cute what aughgh 🤮

-GOBBER MENTIONED

-THEY ARE GONNA FREEZE TO DEATH

-WHAT IF YOI KILKED KNE

GOBBER MENTIONED

-THEY ARE GONNA DIE

-TF IS MEATLUG GINNA DO WITH THOSES TONY AH WINGS

-your dragons saved us from literally dying in the fucking cold son

-what

-GOBBER MENTIONED

-funky beat

-funky beat the ending

Ep: 4

-that should have killed snotlout

-what was

-what

-diva

-THE ANIMATION GOT GOOD FOR 3 seconds csahwath

-bad evil tiny dragon

- it’ capable of manipulation

-it’s capable of manipulation

-You stupid cunt dragon

-YOU STUPID CUBT BOY

-sick ass dragon

-they are researchers at the age of 5 what unfair

-he’s emo right now bitch leave him alone

-EVEB THI O HICCUP IS BEINH A STUPID CUNT HE STILL TRIES TO PROTECT HIM, BRUH HICCUP YOU CENUTLY STJPID

-nuh huh bi stjeop stole stk stop stop yoCUEHHEJSBSJWJDHDIHR🤮🤮👎👎👎👹👹👹🔥💥

-Big very scary tree stomping dragon fuck outta here

-yeah u dumb fuck face

-🥸toothless invasive maneuvers

-Tirch is a bith ass hoe

-GIBBER MENTIONED

Ep: 5……I hope

-sick ass beat

-no he jumped

-BRI BRO BRI BRI BRO BRO

-snotlout almost died

-what is this episode

-What the FUCK

-WHY THEY FEET OUT

-What rhe fuck

-GONNER MENTIONED

-SHUT YOUR HE FUCK UP DOKTNSAY

-GOBBER MENTIONED

-WHAT WHAY WHAT WHAT WHAT YOU STUPID FAG

-bro knock

-WHAT FISHLEGS

- “like hello he was trying to be freaky”

WHAT

-as much as it sucks that stoick keeps on going against hiccuob he’s also the CHEIF OF BEEK we know he really really want to support him but again HES THE CHEIF OF BERK his work comabnds a fuck done of people so yeah he wants support him but he can’t

-bro just creamed at the idea what

-BRO HTF IS HWLE GONNA “TAKE CARE OF THE DEGINS “ hE CANRS FUCKING FLY

Z-EHAT WHAT HE LOVES A SHEEP?

-HES A FURRY

What

-bye bye fursona

-that’s the episode.

Ep 6:

-is this the season fanislu?

-this might be the season fanauky?

-ew actual romantical relationship

-GOBBER MENTIONED

-what

- who is this diva

- huge beef with this 5 year old over here

-SHUT THE FUCK UP

-bro probably thought a lot of people were gonna die so he sent hiccup away to like idk like Amongus I had a thought but now it’s gone

- fish legs died

-SHUT UP

-GOBBER MENTIONED

-hot

-hehsshdhddhhdddhdh cute

-I THOUGH HICCUPS SAID SHIT SHIT SHIT it sounded so right

-that was cooo as fuck

No uo stupid cunt

-WHAT FREAK DONT

-this is crazy

-gonner mentioned

-wait the plot thickens

-lmao omg bro does not care about him

-gobber mentioned

-bro 🫢 wtf

-no I almost got shit busy fucking arrows

-actually sick as hell

-HOW IS HE NOT DEAD OH MY GOD

-and fuck ya boat too

Evil guy lives

And get

Get this

Is evil

-your a freaky freak that freaks around my town in your freaky freak freaks suit freaking Al over my unfreajed town

Ep:7

-GOBBER MENTIONED

-ope

-bro had si idea how to ride that dragon like at all

-why is it always there at any time of day what are

-he’s a really good CHEIF he just need to learn to like separate the two but also like not cause a lot of the time it makes sense what he’s doing

-I think stoick needs to reslizr not everyone is like him

-he dead

-kk what

Bro wtf open ur ears

-evil pigs that attack at almost night

-RHY SO MANY

-what m. Stoick did nothing

Ep. 8)

-wait that’s cute

-What is that name

-lGIBBER MENTIONED

-WHAT

AGAT

Wha

What

That so fucking funny hijouhvvshut shut

-I can’t think so more I stop

[imstuckintheloopsofyourmind]

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▶ If you are FOH (Faint Of Heart)‼‼ There will be times where I post some spoopy art like PHOBIAS and such‼‼ or at least view with CAUTION‼ <3

If there's anything else I'll update this‼ :3

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Helloooo~ Dis my new blog where I'd be posting other art and such‼ :3

Enjoyyyyy! <3

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♡·°·{TAGS‼‼}·°·♡

#🐿🌷🍁 Opening‼

#🐿🌷🍁 Artworks‼

#🐿🌷🍁 Animations‼

#🐿🌷🍁 Sneek-peeks‼

#🐿🌷🍁 Reblogs‼

#🐿🌷🍁 Talks/OOC‼

#🐿🌷🍁 Rambles‼

#🐿🌷🍁 QnA‼ (Coming Soon‼ :3)

#🐿🌷🍁 AUs‼

#🐿🌷🍁 OCs‼

#🐿🌷🍁 Stories‼ (This includes drabbles, one-shots, snippets, fics and such <3)

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♡·°·{A lil bit about myself‼ <3}·°·♡

°ฯ~{I like mourning doves and bears as well as cats, dogs and bunnies‼‼ :3

°ฯ~{I know 3 languages‼ uvu

°ฯ~{I'm not active that much but I do post whenever I want to post something- xD but sometimes I'll be really active‼‼ :3

°ฯ~{I like to do art of my favorite fandoms and characters‼‼ I write stories too so I might also post drabbles‼‼ >v<

°ฯ~{I like History, Science, Chemistry (mostly History ovo)‼‼ I also like music (so I'll also do posts that relate to the music I like)‼‼ :3

°ฯ~{I rarely do animations‼‼ But I would/might post some when I do <3

°ฯ~{My favorite movie genres are; Horror, Sci-fi, Action and for shows; Crime/True Crime, a bit of Drama, Comedy‼‼ There's others but I don't remember- ooug-

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♡·°·{FANDOM(S) I'M IN‼‼}·°·♡

***Also hyperfixating over :3

▶ Baldi's Basics In Education And Learning/BBIEAL‼‼‼

Main Tags:

#Baldi's Basics In Education And Learning (Including PLUS and Classic Remastered‼)

#BBIEAL (Including :P and :CR‼)

And more but I'll add that later :3

⬇⬇⬇HOW TO KNOW WHO'S WHO FOR TAGS‼‼⬇⬇⬇

#📕☕ = #Principle Thing

#🍎📏 = #Professor Baldimore

#🗑✨ = #Gotta Sweep/Mr. Ambrose

#🍌📔 = #Filename2/NULL

#🖍🎶 = #Playtime

#💥🍫 = #It's A Bully/Bully

#🎨📒 = #Arts and Crafters

#📌📚 = #PLAYER

#🌟❤ = #1st Prize

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For my favorite mods, they'll be added later‼

TW: A MASS MAJORITY CONTAINS STUFF THAT ISN'T FOR THE FAINT OF HEART‼‼

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TW: WILL CONTAIN SENSUAL AND SOME THINGS THAT MIGHT COME OFF AS SUGGESTIVE CONTENT‼‼ SO BE REALLY CAREFUL PLEASE‼ <33

For the ships, I do both romantic and platonic‼ I'll let ya know which ones below‼ <3

I also do CANON × CANON and CANON × OC‼ As well as CANON + CANON and CANON + OC (which will have NONE of the above but there WILL be other TWs and CWs for other certain topics so still be careful‼ <3) and progressing relationships/Slow-Burns‼

I ALSO TEND TO DO A LOT OF ANGST‼‼ AND HURT COMFORT‼‼

♡·°·{CANON × CANON (so far <3)‼}·°·♡

▶ 📕☕ × 🍎📏 (PrinciBaldi)

▶ 🗑✨ × 🍌📔 (FileSweep/NullBrose)

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That's all for now‼‼ Thank you for stopping by‼ <3

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[kulliare]

12! 13! 18!

12) the unpopular character that you actually like and why more people should like them

i rly tried to think about this but i generally am a character liker.. like i guess nate from fried tasso, though i wouldn't say i LOVE him. i haven't been watching the show lately though bc i find the quality has been lacking and i have like. maybe 20% interest to watch, wah

also adachi from persona 4 i guess. he's my favorite misogynist and i think he's better than akechi from p5 in terms of like. idk flair and stinkiness which makes him interesting

13) worst blorboficiation

this question is terrible for me because i usually am doing the blorboification-- i'm a sucker for hurt / comfort and the sensation of like, reading a character completely break down and someone being like, hey it's chill just Does Something To Me. i used to love this trope so much i would read fuckin anything, even if the char who was going "oh it's chill" was being widely OOC or the pairing was straying into toxic dependency territory even tho the author obviously meant it as romantic. i know other people reading h/c experience the Sensation but for me it's just like. such a whole body experience LMAO

i think the answer for this for me would have to be loki, though.. like a lot of the fics i read during pandemic about him kind of slot in the area i describe above. i can see it's charms and how it can be comforting (because it was to me, during that time) but it just makes me wince to the point where i'll dig through my bookmarks and then get to the point where i was going a bit back to loki and then be like, fuck, i can't really feel like i like this anymore.

18) it’s absolutely criminal that the fandom has been sleeping on…

gen fic / character studies i think. like i read a lot of ship fic (or used to) but i think the ones that stick out in my head the most are the ones that flesh out something new about canon rather than repeating tropes. it's a tough line to walk because sometimes i'll read a fic and it sometimes reads as self-insert, but when you find one that connects to canon and does the character justice? i am slamming my hand on the desk. i am flailing. i am going apeshit.

i think i've read like 3 fics that qualify under this tier and they're probably my favorite, like i can still remember them after like fuckin YEARS.

thx for da asks <3