#one extra year of aging for each terrible decision invoking a child or the village
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Sometimes I remember the president of the US is older than this fucker
HE WAS SIXTY NINE.
SIXTY NINE
THE MAN LOOKED LIKE HE COULD REMEMBER THE BIRTH OF HUMANITY AND DIED ON THE FUCKING SEX NUMBER
FOR COMPARISON OROCHIMARU IS IN HIS SIXTIES IN BORUTO AND LOOKS FINE AS FUCK WHILE THIS MAN LOOKS LIKE THE CRUSTIEST MAN ALIVE
#the elf talks#naruto#the outside matches the inside tbh#one extra year of aging for each terrible decision invoking a child or the village#also yes I’m aware orochimaru was cheating but still#Jiraiya was like mid fifties when he died and looked fine for Jiraiya like#I refuse to believe that a decade would have aged him that much#I’m convinced he decided early that Hiruzen was going to look old as fuck and then realized he had to make the timeline match
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