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it has been like at least eight years and sometimes I still think to myself, when I am tired, “but I am le tired… well then take a nap! AND THEN FIRE ZE MISSILES” even though in retrospect that is like one of the most embarrassingly unfunny videos to ever come out of the internet
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No, kids should not have unsupervised acess to the internet. Yes, I got that and it was the best thing that ever happened to me. Its a paradox.
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The signs as things my dad has said to me
Aries: “Tell the cops to wait, I’m playing Call of Duty.”
Taurus: “Fuck it, I’m going to Canada.”
Gemini: “COME HOME THIS INSTANT I ACCIDENTALLY MADE 144 COOKIES.”
Cancer: (playing cod) “I can’t hear you over the sound of me kicking all these twelve-year-olds’ asses.”
Leo: (pointing to a bruise on my hand) “Is that a hickey?”
Virgo: “Don’t tell your mom, but I’m happy for the gays.”
Libra: “Sad movies are dumb. I don’t want to pay ten dollars to cry for two hours. I do that every day for free.”
Scorpio: “I want the board to change my job title from CEO to supreme leader.”
Saggitarius: “The only reason I have a facebook is to embarass your mom.”
Capricorn: “I have a crush on Eric Dane.”
Aquarius: “I’m hiding from your mother because I just told her to fight me and I’m scared she’ll win.”
Pisces: “When I die, make sure I get a viking funeral. If I’m getting cremated, I’m getting cremated like a badass.”
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pirates of the caribbean really introduced an eldritch octopus man who kills indiscriminately and torments the dead as their poster villain and then you watch the movies and it's like, "oh no, actually the worst villain in this series is a small white british man who functions as the herald of capitalism" and that was very very brave of them
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the trouble is humans are literally structured to find “a wizard did it” a more plausible explanation than things just happening by accident for no reason.
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some adventure time requests i got over on twitter :)
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his ass was gonna get cursed one way or another like that
ancient curse any % speedrun
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