#onceler x you

[pooki333]

LORAX/ONCELER FANDOM!!! WE ARE FOING TO BOYCOTT ILLUMINATION AND UNIVERSAL UNTIL THEY MAKE ANOTHER LORAX MOVIE!!! WE WILL ALSO BOYCOTT NETFLIX SO THEY PIT THE LORAX BACK ON NETFLIX!!! SPREAD THE NEWS TELL EVERYONE AND REBLOG THIS POST!!!!!💓

[fartquen12]

Onceler headcannons :)

1. he defintly beats you bald and blue when hes mad.

2. refers to you a s a fatty mcfaterson

3. Hogs the toilet

4. lies to you every day

5. Invites the lorax over every day to piss you off

6. bites you when hes bored

7. farts on you in your sleep

8. when he cries he likes to scream into your chest and say that your a bitch <3

9. beats the actul shit out of his mom when she says your pretty

10. “your my woman.” *fart*

11. drools in sleep

12. adopted a rat and put it in your hair and let it poop for a youtube prank

13. features you on his prank channel where he abuses you <3

14. poops in your cancer medicine as a prank for his channel

15. has defenitly pooped in your car on roadtrips <3

[franticfanficloremakers]

mordetwi walked so spamceler could run

hope you all enjoy and cringe at this cursed art @harveyhaslostit made

[sirenmoth]

please don’t come for me but why does john price remind me of the once-ler?

IM SORRY BUT

[thetriboulet]

I thank the merciful lord every day that the magnus archives did not exist during the 2014 tumblr era, because if it had Elias Bitch Bouchard would 100% have become one of those selfcest tumblr sexymen and I don't think the fandom would survive that level of carnal degeneracy.

[articskele]

IMAGINE KISSING THE ONCELER'S UPPER BACK AND SHOULDER BLADES ANDDNFJSDFHDS

[baderpfulu]

Sans x Reigen in acnh because Toby Fox said gay rights 🌈✨️

♡ Happy early Valentines Day ♡

(ft. The Once-Ler as the wedding officiant because why not throw another Tumblr Sexyman in there while we're at it)

[ghost-format]

I told my sister “tumblr is going to love Coriolanus Snow. He’s like the Onceler” and I stand by that.

[moonlight-1108]

Bueno,como se puede deducir con mi historia Warden-ler,cambie algunos datos canónicos de sus respectivas obras. Tranquilos!no son datos muy importantes,son solo algunos detalles como las edades,épocas,algunos hechos.Pero como dije,no afecta a la historia,algunas de estás cosas ni siquiera se nombran mucho durante la obra o no se mencionan. Es claro el porque,tengo que hacer que esto encaje de alguna y además,piensen que esto es un universo alterno en donde todo esto es posible,un universo alterno muy parecido a los suyos pero no del todo.

Esto lo recalcó ya que no quiero que se confundan a la hora de que lean la historia ;)).

Así que sí,esto es como un A.U o algo así…no sé

Aunque siendo sinceros,Superjail es lo suficientemente extraño como para que cualquier dato dentro de la obra se altere gracias al caos XDD

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Well, as you can deduce from my Warden-ler history, I changed some canonical data from their respective works. Don't worry! They are not very important data, they are just some details such as ages, periods, some facts. But like I said, it doesn't affect the story, some of these things aren't even mentioned much during the work or not mentioned at all. It's clear why, I have to make this fit somehow and also think that this is an alternate universe where all of this is possible, an alternate universe very similar to theirs but not quite.

I emphasized this since I don't want you to be confused when reading the story ;)).

So yeah, this is like an A.U or something… I don't know

Although to be honest, Superjail is strange enough that any data within the work is altered thanks to the chaos XDD

[loraxxonceler]

the mike-ler

[saltysunflowersugar]

I don't care that my first post about this AU was just a few hours ago, I already made the character designs for the choir members

Some design notes:

• I gave the Onceler a thneed around his neck

• I made Alastor a human since In canon, he only has deer features because he's in Vivziepop hell where everyone becomes a furry when they die, but since RTC's afterlife doesn't do that, I figured it wouldn't make sense to give him real deer ears and a tail, so I just gave him an amylered headband, as for why his left eye is gray, that's because he usually has a monocle there but I didn't feel like giving him a monocle so I just made him blind in that eye

• ALL OF WALLY'S LITTLE PAINT SPLATTERS!!!!! also, I think his crutches turned out pretty good considering this is my first time drawing someone with them

• It took my forever to get John Doe's snow leopard plushie to look good, both the head and the body

• this is also my first time drawing any of these characters, and I gotta say, I did pretty good

[fartquen12]

Oncelor cuddling head cannons !

Kisses you and hugs you a lot

might toot

HE FUCKING RIPS YOUR SOCKS OFF AND EATS THEM

HE BITES YOU

BEATS YOU IF YOU SNORE

Kisses you <3

BITES YOUR NECK UNTIL YOU BLEED

Kisses your wounds<3

MAKES MORE SO HE HAS THE EXCUSE

DOES. NOT. TOLERATE. PERIODS... UNLESS HE CAN EAT THEM

Lmk if you want more

[parasitic-saint]

i cant keep explaining slash shipping to normal people and then just receiving a "that doesn't make any sense" WHERE'S YOUR FUN??? YOUR WHIMSY??!?!? YOUR IMAGINATION???!???

[kilonovaaaa]

Also just wanted to throw this out there.

Self ships and OC x canon ships are totally valid. Never feel embarassed and ashamed of what makes you happy no matter what anyone thinks. As long as you're happy, self ship away.

In my time on Tumblr in 2017 (when I came back I forgot how to do shit) running a blog people can get really nasty with self shippers or even oc x canon. Life is hard enough and you have to do what you can to cope and get happy. Ignore them.

I'm in a ramble mood today so if this reaches anyone who feels bad about the subject, don't feel shame. You're making yourself happy, not weird rude randos on the internet.

Comfort characters are real and I have a motivational drive today.

And yes I shamelessly post reaction Once-ler images with every post don't @ me

[eldritch-possum]

They hold hands

[mollificen]

I hope Ryan Reynolds knows that we’re treating him on tumblr like a little experiment. He’s a little fish in an aquarium and we’re all desperately tapping the glass to see if he’ll adapt