#onceler x you

[pooki333]

LORAX/ONCELER FANDOM!!! WE ARE FOING TO BOYCOTT ILLUMINATION AND UNIVERSAL UNTIL THEY MAKE ANOTHER LORAX MOVIE!!! WE WILL ALSO BOYCOTT NETFLIX SO THEY PIT THE LORAX BACK ON NETFLIX!!! SPREAD THE NEWS TELL EVERYONE AND REBLOG THIS POST!!!!!💓

[fartquen12]

Onceler headcannons :)

1. he defintly beats you bald and blue when hes mad.

2. refers to you a s a fatty mcfaterson

3. Hogs the toilet

4. lies to you every day

5. Invites the lorax over every day to piss you off

6. bites you when hes bored

7. farts on you in your sleep

8. when he cries he likes to scream into your chest and say that your a bitch <3

9. beats the actul shit out of his mom when she says your pretty

10. “your my woman.” *fart*

11. drools in sleep

12. adopted a rat and put it in your hair and let it poop for a youtube prank

13. features you on his prank channel where he abuses you <3

14. poops in your cancer medicine as a prank for his channel

15. has defenitly pooped in your car on roadtrips <3

[franticfanficloremakers]

mordetwi walked so spamceler could run

hope you all enjoy and cringe at this cursed art @harveyhaslostit made

[sirenmoth]

please don’t come for me but why does john price remind me of the once-ler?

IM SORRY BUT

[imafuckinstar]

trick question: what do you think of selfshippers?

i have honestly no idea about selfshippers all i know is that jason grace is real and is my boyfriend

[thetriboulet]

I thank the merciful lord every day that the magnus archives did not exist during the 2014 tumblr era, because if it had Elias Bitch Bouchard would 100% have become one of those selfcest tumblr sexymen and I don't think the fandom would survive that level of carnal degeneracy.

[articskele]

IMAGINE KISSING THE ONCELER'S UPPER BACK AND SHOULDER BLADES ANDDNFJSDFHDS

[baderpfulu]

Sans x Reigen in acnh because Toby Fox said gay rights 🌈✨️

♡ Happy early Valentines Day ♡

(ft. The Once-Ler as the wedding officiant because why not throw another Tumblr Sexyman in there while we're at it)

[ghost-format]

I told my sister “tumblr is going to love Coriolanus Snow. He’s like the Onceler” and I stand by that.

[moonlight-1108]

Bueno,como se puede deducir con mi historia Warden-ler,cambie algunos datos canónicos de sus respectivas obras. Tranquilos!no son datos muy importantes,son solo algunos detalles como las edades,épocas,algunos hechos.Pero como dije,no afecta a la historia,algunas de estás cosas ni siquiera se nombran mucho durante la obra o no se mencionan. Es claro el porque,tengo que hacer que esto encaje de alguna y además,piensen que esto es un universo alterno en donde todo esto es posible,un universo alterno muy parecido a los suyos pero no del todo.

Esto lo recalcó ya que no quiero que se confundan a la hora de que lean la historia ;)).

Así que sí,esto es como un A.U o algo así…no sé

Aunque siendo sinceros,Superjail es lo suficientemente extraño como para que cualquier dato dentro de la obra se altere gracias al caos XDD

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Well, as you can deduce from my Warden-ler history, I changed some canonical data from their respective works. Don't worry! They are not very important data, they are just some details such as ages, periods, some facts. But like I said, it doesn't affect the story, some of these things aren't even mentioned much during the work or not mentioned at all. It's clear why, I have to make this fit somehow and also think that this is an alternate universe where all of this is possible, an alternate universe very similar to theirs but not quite.

I emphasized this since I don't want you to be confused when reading the story ;)).

So yeah, this is like an A.U or something… I don't know

Although to be honest, Superjail is strange enough that any data within the work is altered thanks to the chaos XDD

[loraxxonceler]

the mike-ler

[fartquen12]

Oncelor cuddling head cannons !

Kisses you and hugs you a lot

might toot

HE FUCKING RIPS YOUR SOCKS OFF AND EATS THEM

HE BITES YOU

BEATS YOU IF YOU SNORE

Kisses you <3

BITES YOUR NECK UNTIL YOU BLEED

Kisses your wounds<3

MAKES MORE SO HE HAS THE EXCUSE

DOES. NOT. TOLERATE. PERIODS... UNLESS HE CAN EAT THEM

Lmk if you want more

[saltysunflowersugar]

I don't care that my first post about this AU was just a few hours ago, I already made the character designs for the choir members

Some design notes:

• I gave the Onceler a thneed around his neck

• I made Alastor a human since In canon, he only has deer features because he's in Vivziepop hell where everyone becomes a furry when they die, but since RTC's afterlife doesn't do that, I figured it wouldn't make sense to give him real deer ears and a tail, so I just gave him an amylered headband, as for why his left eye is gray, that's because he usually has a monocle there but I didn't feel like giving him a monocle so I just made him blind in that eye

• ALL OF WALLY'S LITTLE PAINT SPLATTERS!!!!! also, I think his crutches turned out pretty good considering this is my first time drawing someone with them

• It took my forever to get John Doe's snow leopard plushie to look good, both the head and the body

• this is also my first time drawing any of these characters, and I gotta say, I did pretty good

[parasitic-saint]

i cant keep explaining slash shipping to normal people and then just receiving a "that doesn't make any sense" WHERE'S YOUR FUN??? YOUR WHIMSY??!?!? YOUR IMAGINATION???!???

[jetsetclassic]

@damnautus @sodapopbuoy

[miragemurder]

The Onceler Headcanons

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NSFW Warning

Most of these head canons are sexual though there will be some fluff.

The Onceler x Gender Neutral Reader

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The Onceler is a very needy person

He loves physical touch, he practically begs for it any chance he can get

He’s borderline touch starved from the lack of a father figure and a not so good mother figure

So when you want to get all cuddly, he will jump into your lap and never let go

He loves when you mess with his hair. Rubbing, playing, yanking, he is a mess when you play with it

When you play with it, especially when he’s giving head, his eyes roll back into his head and he lets out faint whines

This man is very vocal, like can hear you from a mile away vocal

He mostly vocal when he’s in a submissive position and/or overstimulated

When he’s overstimmed, you have to hold your hand across his mouth to keep him quiet

Wails and whines pour out of that man’s mouth. He starts to mutter incoherent sentences too

Usually it gets to the point where he’s begging and pleading for you to stop (he doesn’t want it to stop, and neither do you)

His cock is very sensitive, specifically near the tip

If you hit that spot, his hips are out of control. Bucking and thrusting trying to get more of that feeling.

He pouts and whines when you hold his hips down restricting him from thrusting

When he releases, that’s when he looks the prettiest. Head thrown back, mouth agape and eyes in the back of his head. He tries to get a hold of something, to help stabilize himself

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I hope you guys somewhat enjoyed this😭

It’s my first ever tumblr head canon so I hope it’s good enough! Leave suggestions down below and I’ll make sure to follow up