Your spelling of Wright is somehow the most concerning part of that add-on and I have no idea what that says about my psyche nowadays, really. Anyway, speaking of conspiracies, might as well ask, what about time travel?
TIME TRAVELLERS ARE BUSY CONVINCING YOU THROUGH ORGANIZED, FOCUSED ACTION THAT THEY DON'T EXIST AND TIME TRAVEL ISN'T POSSIBLE. IT'S TRUE!
ANYWAY, TIME TRAVEL DOESN'T WORK ON BACK TO THE FUTURE RULES OR TERMINATOR RULES BUT A SECRET THIRD WAY THAT IT GIVES ME AN EYEACHE TO TRY AND EXPLAIN TO MORTAL THREE-DIMENSION BRAINS, SO JUST TAKE MY WORD ON THIS ONE: IT'S REAL AND IT HAPPENS - BUT YOU WILL LIKELY NEVER KNOW FOR SURE THAT IT DOES.
YOU MIGHT BE WELL SERVED BY CAPTURING A LOT OF BUTTERFLIES AND STOPPING THEM FROM FLAPPING THEIR WINGS!
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in fics where luke gets plopped into the prequels i want every jedi within ten metres of him to think hes the weirdest jedi theyve ever seen. he has negative lightsaber form. he doesnt know what a kata is. he handstands when he meditates. his solution to sith is to try and have a chat. hes a political radical who keeps suggesting revolution. you ask him what the jedi code is and he says "kindness and compassion and helping those in need :) ". you ask how he used the force like that and he says some shit about how you are a luminous being limited only by your mind. the councils authority is just a suggestion. he is somehow the new favourite of both qui gon and yoda
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ACES!!! Look at this Scientific American article!!! It makes me genuinely so happy to read. We’re making it!!!!
https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/asexuality-is-finally-breaking-free-from-medical-stigma/
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Doofenshmirtz is kind of proof that you can, in fact, make one of the funniest characters out there by throwing shit at the wall.
He’s a supervillain, he’s amicably divorced, he was raised by ocelots, his evil ambitions only stretch as far as taking over the tri-state area, he’s in a romantically-coded/joked about rivalry with a sentient platypus, he’s a good dad, he once lost a fight with a potted plant, he was forced to be a lawn gnome. But most importantly, he never gives up.
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time travel fix-it but make it Spooky (based on my monster!jon post)
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hear me out. Dark & Back to the Future represent exactly opposite ends of the Time Travel Media Spectrum.
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If I got sent into the pre-cellphone past:
First get fabulously wealthy, Back To The Future Style
Create and sell a line of shampoos, lotions, and other similar products whose gimmick is specifically that every bottle has an entire sci-fi short story included on the label in very small print for people to read when they're stuck in the bathroom and bored (again: pre-cellphone. There was a lot of shampoo-bottle-reading)
Several short stories would include ridiculously outlandish little details-- the Tesla tunnel death trap, the Trump presidency, remote learning during the lockdown-- that are just written off as sci-fi silliness.
Time marches on. There's now a subreddit about people who collect vintage bottles from that one weird short story shampoo brand, who swear up and down that it's telling the future
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We ask your questions so you don’t have to! Submit your questions to have them posted anonymously as polls.
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