#on this planet

[unlenertitled]

am I the only one in the RZK fandom who can't listen to Lana del Ray without having ….thoughts…. 🌝 since Richard said in an interview that he likes listening to Lana del Ray because it's good "sex music"?

[bluebelleisabelle]

Now I may not know you in person, but you already seem like such a ray of sunshine, I think you've reached your goal (the way you talk about things is delightful).

Aw this was so lovely to wake up to! (*^.^*)

Thank you! You’re so sweet, hun! You’re also such a ray of sunshine. It’s so delightful to read your posts/tags; there’s always something great there. And getting to know you, even just a little bit, has been lovely :) <3

[tired-o-fighter]

I HAD THE MOST AMAZING AMOUNT OF FUN EVER WITH THE GOOGLE DOODLE AXOLOTL GAME

They're all so so beautiful i strongly suggest you go and play it it's so beautiful AAAAAA

[fightingrivalry]

Somewhere, miles away, there's a shadow on the door, of a cottage on the shore, of a dark Scottish lake.

this sucks so bad i need to [remembers suicide jokes only worsen my mental health] put on the best talent show this towns ever seen

[ur-daily-inspiration]

[marzipanandminutiae]

"hey why are all the barrier garments like linen shirts or chemises or combinations going away?"

"oh we have more washable fabrics now! you don't need to worry about sweat reaching your outer clothing when you can just chuck it in the washing machine!"

"cool!"

[100 years later]

"so uh all of those new washable fabrics are leaching microplastics into our water, and the constant machine-washing wears garments out faster. they're also not really sturdy enough to be mended, so we keep having to throw them out and now the planet is covered in plastic fabric waste that will never break down. also it turns out that the new washable fabrics hold odor-causing bacteria VERY well. so could we get those barrier garments back please?"

"sorry babe linen now costs $100000/yard and since it's been so long without them, nobody knows how to adapt barrier garments to the current styles anyway"

"..."

"maybe try this new $50 undershirt made of Special Sweat-Wicking Plastic Fabric! :) :) :)"

[without-ado]

Total Solar Eclipse l April 2024 l U.S. & Canada

Cr. Deran Hall l Rami Ammoun(236) l GabeWasylko l REUTERS l KendallRust l Joshua Intini l Alfredo Juárez l KuzcoKhanda

[shabbytigers]

[rocy5]

[stealingpotatoes]

i love comparing the fake stories that each twin was told

(commission info // tip jar!)

[spacewonder19]

The Moon Dressed Like Saturn ©

[uwhe-arts]

. . . | uwhe-arts

[i-draws-dinosaurs]

Star Wars has three types of guy: Fump Geezgo from the Womflee system, Stabba Badguyman, and Chris

[blackirishweab]

This is better than any Marvel movie I have ever seen

[incandescent-mushroom]

House has definitely sent Wilson a dick pic or several but he sends them by email because they are both old men and the titles are things like ‘URGENT: please identify if lung cancer’ or ‘patient biopsy results - respond ASAP’ so that Wilson’s guilt complex makes him feel obligated to open each one just in case someone’s life is actually on the line