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Yes!!! 😍😍😍 Just casually letting her fingers linger on the spine 😰
However, if I may add to your post...
No wonder Morgane can't get over it! Their cases are everywhere! We've got:
S comme Italie,
Hep et Soja,
Vent d'ouest (singular + all in caps),
Coutume Malgache (as you've pointed out),
Deux Mille Trois Cents Calories,
Homme de peu de foi,
De mille feux (so long, typo...),
Enfant de...
and, based on the similar spine design, three more I can't make out.
I couldn't decipher the fake publisher name either. If anyone's got better eyes, please do share with the class 👀👂
Also, this set design means the episode had one thing right plot-wise: I spotted three books by Marc Levy on the shelves and they were not even remotely close to each other, so there was indeed some serious sleepwalking-induced shelf rearrangment 😅
She just – She’s thinking about their second case, she’s thinking about HIM oh my GOD 😱😭
But also maybe she’s not that much pining after all:
#“Coutume Malgache” 🥹🥹🥹 HPI: HAUT POTENTIEL INTELLECTUEL S03 E01: Symétrie Radiale
(huge thanks to @hemerae-ramblings for the video rip <3333)
#I'm also wondering if they made anymore books...#for ex. there are 3 thin books with a pale yellow cover with green accents in the same row#and the only one I can make out is called 'le déchirement des tissus amoureux' which doesn't seem to exist#neither does 'la prise unique' (LOL) right next to 'coutume malgache'#hpi spoilers#op je viens de voir tes tags sur la publi d'origine et c'est ABSOLUMENT morgane chez le disquaire 😭😭😭#t'as planté tellement d'oignons qu'ils ont fait des rejets dans le canon#ETA: j'écoutais 'whole again' et ça m'a fait penser à ce moment#'looking back on when we first met / I cannot escape and I cannot forget' 👀👀👀#on the rota it goes
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Bootblacking is my favourite kink to give Izzy, because of course this guy would get his rocks off doing precise, repetitive, manual labour. OF COURSE he gets off on what is essentially just another chore on his list.
#this is genuine btw#i think it fits his character so wonderfully#taking this time to relax & forget about everything else. to kneel at his lovers feet and fall into a sort of trance doing the same motion#over and over. the satisfaction of a task well done.#i also think he often struggles to calm his brain down- too busy thinking about what still needs doing and what could go wrong-#so he finds it hard to allow himself the time to truly relax. something like bootblacking lets him feel like hes doing something while also#getting to have that moment of peace he so desperately needs#nyxtalks#ofmd#our flag means death#izzy hands#israel hands#nsft#a little. mostly to be safeeeeee#thinking about ed tricking him into it when they were younger- after they got their own ship they stopped having time to be kids#and izzy got so anxious about the whole deal. its not that he pulled away from ed; hes still just as present as ever when ed wants him#but he never sits in the captains cabin in the evening. he never stops. the second theres a moment of pause hes onto the next task#and eds boots do need dealing with. so ed frames it as something he needs izzy to do for him. sit there while ed works out their next move#the cabins only small so izzy takes the floor while ed works at the desk- better to keep the mess away from the maps anyway#and ed chatters as he thinks about where theyre going; just mindless noise that izzy doesnt need to really listen to.#and the brush is moving in his hands and its calm and. his brain goes quiet for the first time in months#(ed notices this obviously)#(hes gonna start making izzy do this every couple months)#(this is the real reason he wears so much leather- gotta get a rota going!)
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My precious blorbo Elden
Typical good boy paladin who is this close to being done with his party's lawless bullshit
#my art#d&d oc art#dungeons and dragons#dnd character#he lives in my head rent free with my other OCs#frankly they would all hate each other#Freiya moved in her sassy vampire boyfriend and he keeps making a mess#Reid (they're not sure if he's even actually a student any more as he's like 36 and never goes to uni) is throwing constant parties#Reva actually dropped out of uni and is running an illegal side hustle and not paying council tax#Elden is sending passive aggressive messages to the group chat about a cleaning rota#whoops ive accidentally created a british uni student HMO au#they're still not paying me any bloody rent
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Thoughts on these recent leaks and speculation:
Not going to lie, I think Charles and Camilla are on to something that might harm William and Kate's image. Buckingham Palace is shrewd with what's getting put out and they have the experience to match. Assuming it's not Kensington Palace sending out these courtiers, and assuming Kate really is getting lies printed about her from "rogue sources", I believe it's Charles's team leaking stories about how much Kate doesn't like being around Meghan. And I believe they are intentionally trying to single her out and make her look bad. This refocuses the drama on William and Harry's families and it makes Charles seem like a bystander in the drama between his two boys.
Notice how all the leaks about Charles are that he's pleased and glad to have Harry at the coronation. There was also a Sussex spokesperson trying to spin a narrative of Harry attending being a personal family choice done out of love for his father. This is an olive branch narrative of struggling to break free and Charles is vapidly reciprocating it (in reality I don't think any resolution will happen). Royal expert mouthpiece Richard Fitzgerald has claimed that Charles is happy both sons will be there with no comment about Meghan.
All the negativity about disliking Meghan is being placed on the Wales's, with Kate being the main target. In fact, Kate is the only named royal we have who is described as being uncomfortable. Sure, the rest of the family is relieved, but it's Kate who they single out as being distinctly uncomfortable by Meghan. Why is this?
My theory is that the palace understands it's a bad look for Charles to have these rumours about his maltreatment of Meghan and her children floating around. It's a bad look for Camilla to have stories about her being friends with the people who manufactured Meghan's harassment campaign. They understand that being painted as Meghan's enemy isn't a good long-term strategy and justifies the allegations of racism and general cruelty in the eyes of many people. Meghan being excluded from the coronation, Charles's big day, also reinforces this. So, Charles and Camilla are doing what they do best: they're looking for a scapegoat.
Kate is the scapegoat.
I believe Buckingham Palace is throwing Kate under the bus to save their own skin. After all, she was the main benefactor of Meghan's smear campaign, and she was the one who reaped positive comparisons at Meghan's expense for years. It would be easy for the palace to reframe the nastier side of the conflict as a personal grudge on William and Kate's behalf.
Charles? He loves both his sons. He doesn't want any of this. He's hurt by what Harry and Meghan have done, but he wants his son happy. He just wants to escape all the drama the Sussexes caused and return to his work.
But Kate? Kate makes it so personal! She's so uncomfortable around Meghan. She hates Meghan and whats to see her off forever!
Here's a source with a big headline about how relieved Kate is (singling her out) about Meghan not being around. Let's run these headlines everywhere with her face plastered all over them.
Here's a scoop from an upcoming book written by royal biographer Robert Jobson! Kate found that 15-minute walkabout with Meghan the hardest thing she's ever had to do! What's the name of that book again? Oh, yeah: Our King: Charles III: The Man and the Monarch Revealed. Jobson himself claims in the book's introduction that he wants to give an authentic and honest portrayal of Charles, a man he 100% believes is worthy of the Crown. Hmm, I wonder who will benefit from the promotion of that book. Also, don't look up what Jobson has to say about Diana, don't
Here's a piece by Gordon Rayner from February that calls Meghan Kate's "nemesis" and that Kate's rebranding will "see her off for good". He gloats about how much more popular Kate is with a cherry-picked batch of stats.
The tone in which Kate is portrayed in relation to Meghan has changed drastically in tone. Back a few years ago, the media loved to paint Kate as a peacekeeper (despite all evidence). Now, it seems that the gloves are off and the media has no issue leaning into Kate's distaste for Meghan. It's sort of ironic that all of this is now happening after Queen Elizabeth's death. Kate has displayed hostility toward Meghan since 2019 and it sometimes went to print (take the controversial Tatler story where Meghan is called selfish for making Kate's life harder), but the media is now reporting on that fact more aggressively than ever before.
Now this is just my personal theory based on what I'm seeing coming out and from who. I might be wrong and this might change or go away since the tabloid news cycle has a short life span. Maybe there will be a new strategy in a few months.
It's also completely possible that this isn't just a Charles and Camilla thing. Maybe Kensington Palace has absolutely no issue amplifying Kate's dislike of Meghan and doesn't think it's a detriment to her character. I'd beg to differ, but Kensington Palace has often botched its PR strategies, so who knows.
For now, this is what I think is happening, Kensington might happen to let their dislike of Meghan be known, but I think Buckingham Palace is taking advantage of that and twisting the narrative to absolve Charles and place him in the middle ground. Like Harry said, Camilla and Charles know how to play the long game.
#anyway what do y'all think?#honestly with kate: sorry to that woman but what goes around comes around#long post#text#british royal family#rota#kate#meghan#charles#camilla
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i love clips where i end up right where i was at the beginning of the clip. enter my time loop
#salmon run#splat clips#my post#got 9s in 46 shifts today 😎rota goes crazy#edit: damn tumblr never shows my clips in the main tag. im being silenced
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Lads I am trying soooo hard to remain optimistic but I really feel like I used up my allowance of luck already this week
#you know how i was complaining about my sunday shift and how i was going to have to spend hours on my own with my 19 year old coworker#who i’d only briefly met once and i didn’t think we were going to have anything in common#yeah so we hit it off SO fast. in a platonic way obvs. but we actually have a lot in common and are able to laugh and joke around#with each other and he’s really easy to talk to and just generally cool#literally by lunchtime i felt so stupid for ever being worried about working with him#so like. a similar thing is happening tomorrow. i’m working with someone i only briefly met and she didn’t give me good vibes#and the other coworker who’s on with us is someone i do not like#i’m trying to cling to the possibility that MAYBE it could be okay?? she could be really nice. but i didn’t get a good vibe from her#and my aforementioned 19 year old coworker whose judgement i more or less trust described her as scary#which has me like… yikes#i am a fluffy bunny rabbit. treat me really niceys#it probably won’t be as bad as i think it’ll be. the coworker i already don’t like was actually okay the other day when i saw him#he asked me about the training day i was doing and i bought crisps from him#and this new person wasn’t like.. mean. she was just a little weird. which i get! i can be a little weird too#i think. i am just going to hope for the best. go in there with my new shoes on and a can-do attitude; say ‘mornin’’ to everyone;#smile nicely and try to do everything correctly. and not forget to take my pills because if my shoulder starts acting up#i will become the joker#even if it goes really badly i’ll just try to remember it’s only 8 hours (well sort of 7.5 with my lunch break)#and i can always do my best to avoid one or both of them in future. we have a rota app.. i can cancel shifts if i find i’m in with the two#of them again and no buffer and don’t think i’ll be able to handle that shit#also on sunday i’m in with people i really like. which is great :)#personal
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@vampirebutterflies you have better music taste than me, please don't judge me!!
I used to be into a lot heavier angrier music but since lockdown and full blown depression and MH breakdown I switched exclusively to hyperpop upbeat party songs which are LOUD and HAPPY and KEEP THE HORRORS AT BAY FOR AS LONG AS HUMANLY POSSIBLE.
So yeah... she a bit basic but she's mentally healthier 💜 although I love music recs from people, and I will check some of those bands out if you have song recommendations?
Who wants to play? @sherlockig @nofeelingisfinall @blackbeardskneebrace @blakbonnet @spookygayferret @anonyma13 @leatherdaddyteach @sugashook 💜💜💜💜💜💜💜OMG I FORGOT LIL NAS X FUCK
#music taste#game#mutual pining#i left out so many guilty pleasure ones#1D#spice girls#vengaboys#like five songs from rota ora i have mixed feelings about#iggy azalea#nicki and cardi because if a song goes hard it goes hard#MGKs downfall album#midnights by TS but the slow reverb versions#lil Huddy#5sos#a bit of Ed sheeran#God I'm basic.#i kinda listen to two or three songs from an artist or person and then nothing else so its hard to have favourites anymore
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Some random headcanons I have about the Agency living together in the dorms.
-Atsushi always ends up falling asleep during movie night. He’s always seated between two people to minimise him falling off the sofa.
Sometimes Kunikida will carry him back up to his dorm. And other times Atsushi ends up getting bundled up on the sofa.
He’s always apologetic about it later but everyone knows it’s because he (like a cat) feels safe enough to fall sleep with them all around him.
-Dazai isn’t allowed to cook but he will sit on the kitchen worktops as one of the others cooks or bakes.
If it’s someone like Atsushi or Junichiro it’s because he wants to hang out and get a treat. If it’s Kunikida it’s to annoy him and also to get a treat.
Sometimes Ranpo joins him because he always wants a treat.
-There’s various house plants around the building that are all cared for by Kenjj. Some have flowers, some have fruit and a couple are poisonous.
They are all named after members of the Agency and people Kenji loves.
One managed to grow roots out of the plant pot, into the floorboards and almost turned the place into a treehouse.
It was sadly cut down.
-There’s a “Days since we set off the fire alarm” sign. It never goes past 3 but Kunikida is hopeful.
-Yosano spends the most time in the living room area. She spends most of her time at the Agency in her clinic. So she enjoys being out in the open outside of work.
If she spots someone around she will invite them to join her.
-House work is something everyone shares. There’s multiple cleaning, cooking, food shopping etc rotas that Kunikida makes sure everyone follows.
It’s all as equal as it can be and everyone does what they do best.
Though there are exceptions like how Dazai can’t cook, Ranpo can’t go shopping because he’ll either get lost or only buy sweets. And Atsushi is not allowed to do a lot of cleaning.
Because Atsushi cleans the same way he did at the orphanage. If you don’t keep an eye on him Atsushi m will spend hours doing a task until it fits those impossible standards.
-On slow mornings Junichiro and Kyouka will cook everyone breakfast. They all try to eat dinner together but on days like this having breakfast together is an unspoken rule.
-Kyouka has forgotten her keys before and tried to scale up the building to her room.
-Theres a stain on the ceiling of the kitchen from a pancake flipping competition.
#bungou stray dogs#bsd#bsd armed detective agency#bsd ada#bsd atsushi#bsd kunikida#bsd dazai#bsd ranpo#bsd kenji#bsd yosano#bsd kyouka#bsd junichiro
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Sooo…
The protoframes, huh?
i wanted to go a bit into what each member of the Hex (yay, new syndicate!!) had to say when you got into proximity of them in the relay. there’s honestly a lot here to set the scene not only for 1999 itself, but introducing each protoframe as well as sort of hinting at their interpersonal relationships, and how they interact with one another! some of my favorite kinda of lore is specifically character development and personality-focused dynamics like this so here!!!! i walked back and forth for an hour for YOU! here is all proximity dialogue for each character in the Höllvania Mall relay:
ARTHUR:
“Question. Could I take Quincy down if he turned on me?”
“We’ll find you, Doctor. That’s a promise.”
“Stop sniffing around my head, Eleanor. If I want to talk, I’ll talk.”
“We need to keep Lettie on her feet. If she goes we all go.”
“Dunno why we even bothered with that cleaning rota.”
“Yeah, we can hold this place.”
“One day, Aoi. No more roadblocks and checkpoints. Just you and me and the bikes, open road for miles, all this bullshit far away. I swear to Sol.”
“Still too open. We need more chokepoints.”
“Bottled water. Like sodding gold dust.”
“Well Amir’s still alive. That’s a win.”
LETICIA:
“I got nothin’ to prove to you, Quincy! Go play your little games, niño.”
“¿Qué onda? The Lady Eleanor ain’t no more freaky than the last time you checked in. ‘Less you know different?”
“Yo, Aoi. Chill, hermana. Do something for yourself, for once. Arthur ain’t going to blow away if you blink.”
“The boss says care for his sister I care for his sister. As long as you still are his sister… and as long as I feel like listening to him.”
“Being loved and being hurt? Yeah, I make no distinction. I knew someone, once, wired the same way. Kept me sane. And what of it? Te crees muy acá ¿no? Get outta my head, Eleanor.”
“Never signed up for this. I’ll be home Mamá. Your little girl doesn’t end here. No te preocupes.”
“Man, I’ve been awake so long that even the spiders in my head have all gone to sleep.”
“Wacha: unless you’re pissing blood right this second, whatever it is can wait.”
“I swear, should lock Aoi and Amir in a cuna. Didn’t sign up for no babysitting gig.”
AOI:
“I don’t wanna go on patrol. I wanna take stuff apart.”
“Nearly time for the On-lyne boys.”
“Metal, metal, metal, what do you want to be?”
“Yep. I can live like this.”
“Arthur needs to keep some fuel in the tank for himself. Goddamn savior complex that man has…”
“I oughta get some headphones. Then I wouldn’t have to hear Quincy work off all that surplus testosterone!”
“If they take Entrati out, who’s going to look after that mutant jaguar of his? Poor thing won’t last five minutes in the wild.”
“Amir! Remember to hydrate!”
“Dear past self: we finally got those super powers we always wanted. Whaddayaknow.”
“GodDAMN. Lettie would you keep your frickin’ rats OUT of my SPACE?”
QUINCY:
“Don’t look up, Doctor.”
“Arthur needs to leave the Major to me, innit. Respect my methods.”
“Don’t mind the waiting. Plenty to be thinking about.”
“You don’t know me. Never see what darkens your rooftops. Inevitable, like the rain. Handing out consolations in a transient connection. Boom. Smoke. And ghost.”
“You wiv me, Eleanor? How deep in you go? See anythin’ you fancy, girl?”
“Amir is a weak, weak boy. Like Aunty said, ‘duppy know who fi frighten.’”
“Thassit… nice and steady.”
“How many man have the opps got? Not enough t’be takin’ me. Never.”
“Oi, Lettie! Grab y’ strap and let’s go. Best a five buys the drinks?”
ELEANOR:
“Don’t expect me to tell you what I’ve seen in Amir’s head. He’s not a beautiful, broken marionette, and he’s nobody’s project. He’s one of us.”
“Quincy thinks he’s going to wake up one night to me chewing the flesh from his ribs. Maybe he’s right.”
“I know you’re there. I can feel you. It’s okay, I won’t tell the others.”
“Aoi? She’s lovely and kind and strong, and… I kind of hate her a little bit. Because it should have been her spreading her happiness into everyone’s heads, and me throwing cars and trucks around.”
“I thought there were going to be two of you! Where’s the other one?”
“Blood. There’s gonna be a fight. Something… bursting. Crossed swords. Arthur!”
“What on earth is a ‘Mara Lohk’?”
“Oh, you’re going to make such a difference this time around.”
“I don’t think Doctor Entrati expected me to survive. I had a lot more than just a cough. But… survive I did. And Lettie has not forgiven me for it.
“Oh. OH. She’s wonderful! Triple-faced goddess! But there’s a shadow on her, isn’t there?”
AMIR:
“A little zap, and… infinite credit! No more ‘insert coin’! Not that we could insert coin. We have no coin. Once we had coin, but now Aoi has smooshed all the coin. Coinnnn.”
“Why did they never make a console port?”
“BAD MOVE, SPACE CAA-DET.”
“But the one thought none of them spoke out loud was - could Lettie reattach a head?”
“Hey, Arthur! Arthur! Arthur! Arthur! Arthur! Dahh, you missed it.”
“Eleanor? Are you there? Can you - can you give my brain a hug please? Thank you.”
“We’re getting a little too excited, let’s step it down, step it down before we get the blue cracklies. In one two out one two.”
“Oi’m Quincy. Oi’m gonna blow out yer kneecaps. Mashup in yer chip shop alright.”
“Ungh! This violent video game is influencing my emotions! Societal norms… eroding! Morality… subsumed! I MUST KILL!”
“This place used to smell so good. Coffee. Cookies. Fresh clean socks. Now it’s just rust, pain, and old socks.”
#warframe 1999#warframe#warframe spoilers#i love them your honor. i have a lot to say about specific things they said but that’ll be for another post.#tennocon 2024#arthur nightingale#eleanor nightingale#aoi morohoshi#leticia garcia#lettie garcia#amir beckett#quincy isaacs
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No Sugar Tonight 1
My warnings are not exhaustive but be aware this is a dark fic and may include potentially triggering topics. Please use your common sense when consuming content. I am not responsible for your decisions.
Character: Brock Rumlow
Summary: A regular customer becomes more than just a familiar face.
As usual, I would appreciate any and all feedback. I’m happy to once more go on this adventure with all of you! Thank you in advance for your comments and for reblogging ❤️
The evening shift is quiet. You don’t mind the low din of the atrium. The cafe offers the only light to the empty lobby. Hours ago, it was a rush of bodies and voices, now, the shops have closed down and the sign above you remains lit as the sole beacon in the business plaza.
The slower hours are more routine than the frantic mornings filled with early risers desperate for their first dose of caffeine. You did a few weeks of that before you hopped on the evening’s rota. It gives you time to read between baking and cleaning.
The front doors open and close, echoing through the space. It’s eerie this late at night but you it doesn’t bother you as much as it once does. The footsteps that follow add to the unease of their approach. You recognise the man by his silhouette.
The marquee glow limns his harsh features, the stubble on his jaw adding to the sharp angles, his dark hair and brows give him a sinister slant. You smile as you stand from the stool and pour him a black coffee. You ring him up before he even gets to the counter.
“Evening, sir,” you greet him. You still don’t know his name. All your other regulars like to chat. He doesn’t. “Black.”
He flicks a card up between his index and middle fingers. The stamps across the rows add up to a free drink. You take it, brushing his calloused fingertips as you do.
“Oh, a free drink. Exciting.” You cancel the transaction and slide his cup forward, “enjoy.”
He grumbles and takes the cup. He moves to the other end of the kiosk and grabs a lid and sleeve. As he walks away, you bid him a good night. He never says much, if anything.
You go back to sanitizing the frother. The work isn’t so dull when you have nothing else to do. The night wears on as the sky softens through the glass walls of the atrium
Dayani arrives just before five to take over. You hand her the keys and balance the till before you go. She sends you off with the dread of the shift ahead.
Out on the street, the lull remains. Not for much longer. The bus routes will pick up and the daily commuters will clog the streets. Your trek home is five blocks but not too bad considering. You share a loft with two other girls but you rarely run into them. You all work different shifts in different borroughs.
Your room is at the rear of the old brick building. The legislated fire escape crosses your window and casts a shadow through the sheer curtains. You undress and unwind in your single bed. The room is small and not exactly worth the cost but it’s a roof over your head.
You sleep until just after one. The city had you waking in spurts at the honk of an angry driver or the shouts of rowdy pedestrians. You eat the stale scone you claimed from work and have instant coffee to wash it down.
You go through the usual. You wake up little by little and drag yourself out to the shower. You catch a glimpse of one of your roommates. Lottie barely seems to notice you as she carries a basket out the door.
When you’re done washing up, you pull on your sweats and a loose tee. You waste some time watching TV on your phone then plug it in so you have some juice left when you leave. You eat a microwaved tray of pasta and change into your uniform. You do up your hair and face, nothing too much, and count the minutes until you’re due to leave.
As exciting as the city can be, you can’t afford that part of it. You work, you sleep, you get by.
Xander has an hour overlap with you before he goes. He tells you about all his midterms and the party he wants to ditch his studying for. It’s only an elective course anyway. He leaves in indecision.
You never finished school. You did one year and dropped out. You did well enough but you couldn’t afford it. Not even the local community college in your hometown. Funny, you still came all the way out here to scrape pennies.
The last rush of the day passes through. Those on the way to their own overnight shifts; security guards, hotel clerks, and all others.
The silence sets in. You play around on your phone. The battery dies a lot quicker lately so you make yourself quiet the matching game and put it in your pocket. You pull out the novel you keep hidden behind the till and read until the door opens and closes.
Same time, same man. His black hair swallows up the light of the sign above as you pour his coffee. You get him a new card and stamp it, handing it over with your usual smiling nicety. Still no response. He goes to grab his lid and sleeve.
You wait patiently. He doesn’t march off like usual. You peek over as he strides along the counter. He drops a bill in the tip jar. You thank him. Still no answer.
He walks off and you look in the cup. You can’t believe it. You snatch up the bill and push through the door at the side of the kiosk. You hurry after his shadow.
“Sir, sir, I think you made some mistake--” the door closes heavily and his figure passes outside the glass panels. You can’t go that far without locking up. Oh well, he’ll be back tomorrow and you can let him know.
You walk back to the cafe stand and dip back behind. You unfold the hundred dollar bill. Maybe it’s not real. Maybe it’s a joke. Looks pretty real when you hold it up to the light.
#brock rumlow#dark brock rumlow#dark!brock rumlow#brock rumlow x reader#series#drabble#no sugar tonight#au#marvel#crossbones#mcu#captain america#avengers
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scenarios i think about that are very good and a gift for me personally with the dead boy detectives, in no particular order:
the agency solving a case for a dead motorcyclist and as payment receiving his spectral motorbike (invisible unless crystal or somebody else living is riding it). why? purely so charles can be delighted and insist on taking it for a joyride with edwin. "charles, we have mirrors, this is incredibly inefficient." "mate, that's not the point. now get on and hold tight." maybe there's a sidecar but the boys insist on sharing the seat For Reasons and edwin clutches charles' waist tightly.
mandated movie nights with a selection rota. charles picking any movie he loved in life, or where there's latin (so a lot of horror/exorcism films), just because it riles edwin up and he goes on a tirade about how terrible it is. shout out to Monty Python's Life of Brian where the bad latin is called out in-text and corrected, leaving edwin stymied but then pleased. edwin picks a lot of Jane Austen or literary adaptations, because he's likely heard of or actually read the source material, and niko loves a romance. (Bridgerton is either a smashing success or a terrible failure, with edwin Averting His Eyes at the first sex scene regardless.) crystal has a long list of cult classics, usually of the 'so bad they're good' variety, or Formative Queer Films like Rocky Horror. niko's a wildcard. one night it'll be Studio Ghibli, the next will be Barbie. jenny defaults to Tim Burton when it's her turn, and will complain bitterly about movie night even as she always attends.
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seventeen and plants
how good i think seventeen would be at looking after plants
masterlist
seungcheol:
the most plant dad to ever plant dad. owns like 5 succulents, 2 mini herbal bushes and several little flower pots. has a watering rota that he follows to the T n whenever he goes away he has one of the members swear on their svt ring that they'll remember his rota for his beloved plants. probably rants about everything the members have done to annoy him to his plants. they're his pride and joy.
jeonghan:
could definitely grow a plant if he wanted to, provided he developed an emotional attachment to it so he wouldn't forget to keep it alive. prefers his pets to be inanimate and unalive like his rocks so he doesn't have to worry about them dying on him. once had to look after dokyeom's plant when he was away for a week, had to be reminded by seungcheol to water it
joshua:
feels really bad for houseplants bc they're trapped in a pot and they're kept indoors :((( could probably grow a plant if he wanted to, but he's never really wanted to n never really tried so he doesn't know. plants aren't really His Thing. plus his hay fever is rlly erratic and could flare up at Anything. finds great amusement in seungcheol's watering rota, once messed it up to see how long it took for him to find out, was caught in less than ten seconds
junhui:
wants to grow plants!!! just doesn't have the patience nor the time for it. likes talking to minghao's tree. and dokyeom's plant. doesn't talk to seungcheol's plants a lot tho bc apparently they're rlly snooty and keep talking back to him whenever he says something???? the members can't tell if he's actually a plant whisperer or if it's just all in his head
hoshi:
once owned 3 little cacti that he bought impulsively one time when they were in america. grew strangely attached to his weird fluffy spiky plants despite not rlly being much of a plant person. one of them ended up being killed by wonwoo, one other was sat on by hansol (accidentally) and the last one ended up being adopted by seungcheol bc the eldest was worried that something catastrophic would end up happening to it.
wonwoo:
has the most un-green fingers in the world. everything he so much as glances at dies. which is really weird, bc he tries his best, following all the instructions n everything and yet somehow he still managed to kill one of hoshi's cacti, resulting in the other being inconsolable for several days. concludes that growing plants are Not For Him, but finds that he's okay at following seungcheol's plant rota for a couple of days
jihoon:
can't take care of plants. he's a Busy Man okay, and even though he'd really like to, he's kind of busy taking care of himself to think about another living thing. sometimes helps minghao trim his bonsai tree when he's upset, but wasn't allowed anywhere near seungkwan's plants (when they were alive) bc for some reason the younger member thought that they would die the second jihoon touched them
minghao:
owns a bonsai tree that he bought from china a few years ago. very precious to him, whispers mysterious stuff in mandarin to it every evening after he's done his meditation routine. only lets a select few touch his tree, and definitely doesn't let hansol or wonwoo come within three metre radius of it. doesn't have a water rota like seungcheol, instead has Intuition that means he suddenly bolts upright and scurries away to water his tree bc it is Calling To Him
mingyu:
can't raise plants, doesn't want to raise plants. says that he once owned a lily plant back in high school whenever the members tell him that he can't keep anything alive and intact. is then always reminded that he ended up dropping it out the open window while he was trying to clean the window sill. but that's not his point!!! he managed to keep it alive up until his hand-eye coordination acted up again
dokyeom:
used to refuse getting plant gifts from people n for his birthday bc he believed that every plant he ever had would only ever die tragically in his care. that is, until minghao suggested that he sings to the plants and suddenly!! every living green thing within his vicinity is flourishing!!! has one beloved chinese evergreen plant that is his everything. does his vocal exercises to the plant every single morning
seungkwan:
went through a craze of owning like 10 potted ferns. you couldn't go into his room without feeling like you'd entered the fern jungle. ended up being so stressed over maintaining them that he overwatered three of them so they died. then accidentally knocked over another two while walking into his room with his vision blocked by his pile of laundry. the other five ended up dying within the year too bc he kept the heating too high (he always runs a little cold) and they couldn't withstand the temperature and died :((
vernon:
isn't allowed anywhere near anyone else's plants after the incident with hoshi's cactus. but in his defence, it was partly hoshi's fault bc who leaves a cactus plant on the chair in the dining room where anyone could sit down on it??? had sore buttcheeks for over a week after that n couldn't sit down without wincing. doesn't really want to take care of plants. once helped seungkwan water his ferns, back when they were still alive, but that's about it
chan:
once owned a mini peace lily plant that managed to grow so beautifully despite the fact he did the bare minimum to look after it bc he was so busy. the hidden master when it comes to looking after plants. is one of the people that minghao trusts with his bonsai tree, sometimes is allowed to watch minghao perform his ceremony with the plant. doesn't have time to look after plants tho, n ended up giving away his lily to seungcheol, who promised vv solemnly to take good care of it
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“Alan, calm down. It was an accident.”
It was said through gritted teeth. This was not something he expected to have to weather when training his youngest brother in basic mountain climbing.
But then there had been the incident with the hammer with Gordon...and John, while extremely athletic had absolutely terrified Scott with the mild hypothermia incident.
Virgil...well, Uncle Lee had taught Virgil with Scott so big brother escaped that.
Though come to think of it, Uncle Lee did have a scar.
But it wasn’t as big as this one was going to be.
“I’m sorry, Scott. I’m so sorry!”
He drew in a breath and let it out ever so slowly. “Calm down. We will handle this like any emergency. Scout’s oath, Alan?”
And he made his little brother recite it, thankful that it seemed to focus the fourteen-year-old.
“Accidents happen, it’s how we respond to the accidents that matters, now secure yourself and contact John.”
Scott did his best to attach himself to the ice face as well. It took him a few extra moments working through pain and the inability to move without it.
An ice pick through his calf did that.
It was an accident. Scott had moved unexpectedly and Alan had picked at the ice at just the wrong moment in time.
“Thunderbird Five, we need help.”
A simple, but concise message.
“Alan? What’s wrong?”
The tremor in Alan’s voice as he reported the incident hurt Scott more than the ice axe.
“It’s going to be okay, Allie. I’m fine.”
“You’re bleeding.” It was a wail.
“It happens. I’ll be fine.” Looking down was awkward, and yes, his climbing pants were an uncomfortable shade of red, but he had confidence in his brothers. They would be off this mountain in no time.
Fortunately, Virgil and Gordon had stayed back on the Island while Scott both took a break on Aotearoa’s South Island and began some basic training for his youngest brother.
Apparently, he would be off rota longer than expected.
“Should I try to bandage it.”
“No.” Scott shifted a little and regretted it. “Virgil will be here soon.” It wasn’t like his brother was far away at Thunderbird speeds. He could imagine Virgil flying down that ridiculous chute of his this very moment. Five minutes, maybe.
“I’m sorry, Scott.”
“Allie, it happens.” A swallow. “Did I ever tell you about how I learnt to drive?” Distraction was the key.
“No? Didn’t Parker teach you? Gordon still raves about his lessons.”
Another swallow. “Yeah, he did. Had to repair a lot of pink paintwork for his efforts.”
“What? You smashed up FAB1?!”
“Kinda.” Yeah, now it was really starting to hurt. hanging from the side of a mountain with blood dripping into the abyss wasn’t his favourite past time. C’mon, Virg, hurry up. “Parker was not impressed.” Scott flexed his own axe in one hand and dug into the ice and secured an extra piton which he then looped into his harness.
Didn’t hurt to be extra secure.
“How? Did Parker actually let you drive FAB1?”
“Kinda. Not really. He has another pink car.” A grimace. “Still goes fast.” And it had hit that tree rather hard. Sometimes he swore he could still hear the echoes of the lecture he received from both Parker and his father about driving too fast.
Cars were not planes and did not respond quite the same way.
Didn’t help that England drove on the wrong side of the road. It was all cack-handed.
He tightened his fist and loosened his shoulders.
“Scott, you okay?” That tremor still hurt.
“Virgil will be here any moment.” And as if summoned, a streak of green tore into the sky above them.
And planes weren’t Thunderbirds. The sight of the big green behemoth was such a relief.
His comms. “Hey, Virg. Need a hand.”
“Coming down.” Two spun slowly midair and opened her bay doors. A moment and the rescue rig, complete with two frowning brothers descended from her belly.
“He’s going to kill me.”
Another sigh. “No, he won’t. He’s Virgil. He will just run you through climbing safety ad nauseam.”
“Gordon is never going to let me live it down.”
A blink. “Yeah, you may be right about that.”
“I’m sorry, Scott. I really am.”
“I know, Allie, I know.”
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Another part from the ignition / firefighter! Bradley & aviator Jake universe but only vague idea for a one sho
Bradley and Jake have been together for a minute and Jake is currently staying in San Diego (and living with Bradley) when they have a hurricane warning.
Bradley still goes to work because you know, firefighter -- more so, he's picking up a hellish amount of overtime because they need all hands on deck.
Finally, Jake is fucking fed up because Bradley slept third night in a row at the station and he is starting forgetting how his face looks. Despite the hurricane warning and the order to stay home, Jake packs Bradley fresh clothes and enough food to feed the whole crew and drives to surprise him
What surprises him more is that Jake comes in just as they're going on lockdown due to the conditions being bad enough that their usual fire truck wouldn't be able to withstand it.
Jake gets trapped with them and instead of having Bradley happy he surprised him, he gets a fucking lecture about obeying weather warnings (which might or might not have gotten him a little bothered) and gets put on the chore rota with the rest of the crew because if he's stuck than he needs to earn his keep
He can see Bradley is still pissed off with him so he does as he is told (for once) but Bradley's been giving him the cold shoulder the whole time and his crew is starting to give him the stinky eye so he tries to catch him alone and actually talk and apologize, hoping saying he just missed him so badly will soften him a bit
The whole crew are fucking gossips tho and love drama so they follow them like hawks. So finally, when Bradley is cleaning and restocking the ambulance, Jake steps in the back and closes the door behind himself
He takes the seat and forces Bradley to sit down on the stretchers and pours his heart out
Long story short, he ends up fucking Bradley on the stretchers in the ambulance - it's not that comfortable but Jake will always make it more kinky than it was in his stories so that's that
#inspired by my partner going to an open day with me and deciding the stretchers in the simulator ambulance are bigger than he thought#and also british stretchers have 550 lbs limit and when I told him he was like 'thats me and you and someone'#ignition tag#hangster#this was in my drafts for a minut btw#i was supposed to read it and see how bad this sounds but im so fucking tired and still have 6h of my shift left#tgm
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…the colossal screw up of Archie's birth announcement
I was not following the royals back then, so I am completely out of the loop with what was happening when Archie was born. There’s so much noise and theories littering this space, that it’s hard to delineate what is actually the screw up and where the theories start and how far plausible goes before it turns into crazy. Do you have a record or write-up you can point me to?
Totally okay if you want to just ignore this ask, though. I know this topic invites unhelpful inputs from people.
Hey, everyone, it's Wednesday! Guess what that means...yup, a super long research project to the dulcet sounds of Top Chef.
I think I'll just give you the whole timeline and then some since there's a lot of debate and discussion around both things.
The Pregnancy
October 12, 2018: Princess Eugenie marries Jack Brooksbanks. Meghan wears a dark navy dress and coat. Only the top buttons of her coat are done, causing immediate speculation that she's expecting.
October 15, 2018: Kensington Palace announces that Harry and Meghan are expecting and the baby is due in the springtime. The royal rota is informed by Jason Knauf over a cell phone in the airport, as they were already in Australia to begin coverage of the Sussexes' tour.
Now, usually when the palace makes these kind of announcements, there's a separate briefing for the royal rota with a few additional details for them to write about. In Rebecca English's article about the pregnancy announcement, she reveals that Meghan had had her 12-week scan, the baby is due in late April 2019, and that they were telling everyone at Eugenie's wedding. The article also reveals that Meghan will visit Tonga and Fiji despite the Zika risk (pregnant women are advised not to travel to areas with the Zika virus due to the risk Zika poses to their baby); it's a controversial decision.
October 15, 2018: Harry and Meghan are papped arriving in Sydney, leaving the airport. Meghan is holding two purple binders, leading to speculation that they are expecting boy-girl twins.
Pippa Middleton gives birth to her first child on October 15th (though it isn't announced for a bit), stealing some of the Sussexes' coverage.
October 15 - 31, 2018: Harry and Meghan are in Australia for the Sydney Invictus Games. They also tour New Zealand, Tonga, and Fiji. There is a ton of gossip and tea about the tour. Meghan is also photographed with a very inconsistent baby belly - sometimes it's there, sometimes it's not.
Also during this time (and into November) is the Sussex press tsunami when these stories were breaking:
"What Meghan wants, Meghan gets"
Meghan smells tastes eggs that aren't there
Meghan made Kate cry
Sussexes are moving out of Kensington Palace
The Sussexes' office is moving to Buckingham Palace; they'll be part of the resource pool that also represents Anne, Yorkies, Edward, Sophie, Kents, and Gloucesters.
Sussexes are leaving The Royal Foundation and setting up The SussexRoyal Foundation.
November 24, 2018: The palace announces that Harry and Meghan are moving to Frogmore Cottage. They will renovate the property from five staff apartments to ten bedrooms, a nursery, a gym, and a yoga studio.
December 18, 2018: Meghan makes a surprise appearance at the British Fashion Awards to recognize Clare Waight Keller (her wedding dress designer) as the British Womenswear Designer of the Year. Allegedly she crashed the event unexpectedly. She is photographed groping her belly the whole time while on stage presenting.
December 25, 2018: During the Christmas walkabout after church, Meghan tells fans that she is "nearly there". It causes confusion because the palace had briefed reporters two months earlier that it was an April baby.
**Anon, this Christmas walk where Meghan says "nearly there" re the baby's due date is where it starts veering off the rails.**
January 14, 2019: Meghan, with Harry, visits Birkenhead for an away day. At the end of the visit when they are leaving, Meghan is observed by some to have lost her belly while developing a new bulge around her mid/lower thighs. (YMMV.)
January 16, 2019: Meghan visits the Mayhew Animal House during the day, in which some people claim to observe her belly folding in and then popping out and others claim to hear a loud popping noise when she stands up. (YMMV.) Later, in the evening, she attends a Cirque du Soleil performance at Royal Albert Hall. This is the night that, as she tells Oprah in March 2021, she felt suicidal and had been crying all day up until just before arriving at the Hall.
February 15 - 20, 2019: Meghan is in New York City to attend a baby shower thrown in her honor by Serena Williams. She stays at the Mark Hotel. Abigail Spencer merches Away luggage. Jess Mulroney and Amal Clooney are some of the guests. Markus Anderson unexpectedly shows up and allegedly, Meghan is upset to see him. There's a ton of paparazzi, which Meghan loves, and the Mark Hotel ropes off the sidewalk for her, which she also loves.
There is a CDAN blind about the baby shower, alleging that Meghan had asked (maybe demanded) the BRF for one but they refused because it's not what they do.
The baby shower causes a lot of questions. There's one instance where Meghan returns from a night out holding a large purse over her stomach area, which is unusual because in every photo since October, Meghan is always showing off her belly.
Meghan leaves NYC by a private jet via Teterboro Airport, assumed to be Amal Clooney's private jet.
This is the end of the Meghan/Amal friendship, as on March 15, 2019, Clarence House announces a partnership between Prince Charles and Amal Clooney establishing the Amal Clooney Award from Prince's Trust International.
February 23 - 25, 2019: Harry and Meghan are in Morocco for an official visit by request of the Foreign Office.
There's speculation that Meghan was planning to attend the Oscars (which are held on February 24, 2019) and allegedly, the BRF caught wind of it and created the Morocco tour to keep her focused on royal work.
Edited to add: After checking my spreadsheet, I realized I missed one - related to speculation/gossip about Meghan attending the Oscars, there’s additional speculation that the BRF planned the Morocco trip to force Meghan to come home from NYC. (I kind of suspect this may be the origin of “they took my passport” claims as told to Oprah because supposedly the palace was upset she had the baby shower and upset she’d gone out of the country to do so.)
March 5, 2019: When Harry and Meghan crash Charles's celebration of the 50th anniversary of his Prince of Wales investiture, Meghan tells people she is "nearly there" still, according to Us Weekly. Us Weekly also reports that a Sussex source had briefed them that the baby was due in the late March/early April timeframe.
March 14, 2019: Commonwealth Day Service. Kensington Palace indirectly confirms that this is Meghan's last appearance before the baby arrives and she is beginning maternity leave.
March 19, 2019: Meghan suspends her maternity leave to visit the New Zealand embassy with Harry to lay flowers in a tribute to victims of a mosque shooting. Meghan, who is photographed cradling her belly, is also photographed squatting down with knees and feet together, causing questions as some observe that it looks like her belly has completely disappeared.
April 2, 2019: Meghan, with Harry, is papped visiting an apothecary shop.
April 4, 2019: Harry and Meghan are confirmed to have moved into Frogmore Cottage.
The Birth
Note: All items italicized and in red are timings we learned after the fact. Items in "regular" font (not italicized and black) is the timing that happened live on May 6.
May 5, 2019, late in the evening: Meghan and Doria are driven to the Portland Hospital.
May 6, 2019, 5:26am GMT: Meghan gives birth after two epidurals According to Harry in Spare, it was a traumatic birth, potentially complicated, but an emergency c-section was not discussed with Meghan as Harry declined to tell her what was going on. Also, Harry gets high on laughing gas and the nurse disapprove.
May 6, 2019, 7:26am GMT: Harry, Meghan, and Baby Boy Sussex are home from the hospital (from Spare).
May 6, 2019, 1:30pm GMT: Sky News is selected as the pool broadcaster for the birth announcement when a Sussex spokesperson (probably Sara Latham) reaches out to Sky News to coordinate coverage for a statement Harry will make soon.
May 6, 2019, 1:50pm GMT: The palace announces Meghan has gone into labor and is at the hospital. Sky News has the exclusive story owing to the earlier conversation with Sussex representatives.
May 6, 2019, 2:15pm GMT: Harry records his statement about the baby's birth from a stable in Windsor. He speaks about the baby being born early in the morning. Horses make an appearance.
May 6, 2019, 2:37pm GMT: Harry and Meghan announce the birth of Baby Boy Sussex. The palace follows up with more details, including that the baby was born at 5:26am.
The palace's announcement raises questions, as the language used to describe the birth is different from the language used on all the other royal birth announcements.
The traditional birth announcement: {Title} has been safely delivered of a {son or daughter} at {time} today. Her Royal Highness and her child are both doing well. {signatures of medical staff} {date}
This language has been used for the Cambridges (George, Charlotte, and Louis), the Waleses (William and Harry), the Yorks (Beatrice and Eugenie), the Phillipses (Peter and Zara), the Edinburghs (Charles, Anne, Andrew, and Edward), the Brooksbanks (August and Ernie), and the Wessexes (Louise and James).
The Sussexes' birth announcement: The Queen and the Royal Family are delighted at the news that Her Royal Highness The Duchess of Sussex was safely delivered of a son at 0526am today. Her Royal Highness and her child are both doing well. 06 May, 2019.
Immediately causing questions was the verb choice "was" (versus "has been"). From a grammar perspective, "was" is used to describe something that had already happened at a specific point in the past. "Has been" is a verb tense used to talk about an ongoing event - something that started in the past but is still happening. Looking at the language in the birth announcements, and examining it through the grammar only:
When George's birth was announced, Kate was still in the birthing process but it was a safe delivery. Which makes sense; birth doesn't end when the baby pops out - there's afterbirth, there's the hormone evacuation (for lack of a better word), there's the organs moving back into place, etc. She's still in the hospital receving care.
When Archie's birth was announced, Meghan had already completed giving birth. She was no longer in the hospital, already at home.
Causing even bigger questions was the missing medical staff.
Reporters immediately begin asking questions about the timing of the announcements, where the baby was born, who delivered the baby, and why everyone was told she was in labor when she had already given birth.
May 6, 2019, 2:40pm GMT: Harry's pre-recorded statement with Sky News is broadcast. When he begins speaking, the chyron says "Meghan is in labor." After he announces the baby's birth "early this morning," the chyron changes to "Meghan has given birth."
May 7, 2019, 12:28pm GMT: Palace officials apologize for the bungled birth announcement but there are no explanations or clarifications made.
May 8, 2019: Harry and Meghan announce the baby's name, Archie Harrison Mountbatten-Windsor. They have a photocall with the baby in St. George's Hall, Windsor Castle, in which Harry says the infamous quote "babies change so much in two weeks." Later, they take photos with The Queen, Prince Philip, and Doria.
The photocall and the photos aren't without controversy. Royal-watchers and Windsor locals pinpoint two: May 8th is actually a very wet and overcast day in Windsor, so how did they get sunlight streaming in through the windows? And second (admittedly this one I don't understand), there's a question about either The Queen's clothes or the timing of the photo - she's supposed to be at the Royal Windsor Horse Show? Something to do with horses? - that people are confused by.
May 9, 2024: Harry goes to The Hague for Invictus Games 2020 kickoff events. (It has echoes of Charles leaving Diana just hours after Harry is born to go play polo.)
Afterwards
May 12, 2019: Mother's Day in the US. The Sussexes post a picture of Meghan holding Archie's feet in a field of forget-me-nots.
May 17, 2019: Archie's birth certificate is released. Harry doesn't have the right title.
June 6, 2019: Archie's birth certificate is updated to correct Harry's title and change Meghan's name from Rachel Meghan Her Royal Highness The Duchess of Sussex to Her Royal Highness The Duchess of Sussex.
June 8, 2019: Trooping the Colors. Meghan pauses her maternity leave to attend. She and Harry ride in a carriage with Kate and Camilla. Six things happen that everyone notices:
Meghan stares down Kate many times throughout the carriage procession.
When the royals are coming out onto the balcony for the flypast, Kate - carrying Louis (in his balcony debut) - walks out towards the right side of the balcony, by Andrew, while William veers to the left. William calls to Kate and she turns to join him, George, and Charlotte on the left side of the balcony. Harry and Meghan later come out on the right side, near to where the Cambridges would have been.
The Queen comes out onto the balcony and Meghan sees an opening to move in next to her, but then Andrew suddenly moves in, blocking Meghan. Anne moves in next to Andrew behind The Queen, effectively blocking the Sussexes from moving in.
When Meghan turns to speak to Harry, he sternly tells her to turn around. This happens twice. The second time, Meghan does an awkward shuffle to turn around and she starts rapidly blinking her eyes and clenching her jaw.
When The Queen is leaving the balcony after the flypast, Harry and Meghan bow/curtsy, suggesting that they were late arriving to Buckingham Palace before the parade to have properly greeted The Queen.
Meghan tries to speak to George as he passes by and he throws up a 'talk to the hand'-esque wave at her.
Allegedly, Harry and Meghan were set to have their own carriage at Trooping (as they did in 2019) but the BRF had concerns they would be booed and were thrown in with Kate and Camilla at the last minute. Allegedly, Harry didn't like this because he knew it was a demotion to go from their own carriage to riding backwards in someone else's carriage; when there's a group riding together, protocol requires the senior royals to face forward with junior royals facing backwards.
Also Meghan talks to herself.
I can't find a good video of the balcony so if anyone has one, please share!
June 17, 2019: Father's Day. The Sussexes post a new photo of Harry holding baby Archie. Harry is flipping everyone off and Archie's face is partially obscured.
June 27, 2019: SussexRoyal Instagram announces that the Sussexes will travel to South Africa in autumn. They indirectly announce that Archie will join them.
July 6, 2019: Archie's christening at Windsor Castle. Harry and Meghan decline to announce who his godparents are, citing privacy. The portraits are the first time we see Archie's face in full. They raise questions. Some people observe that the perspective/scale of William and Kate is off from the rest of the group. Others observe that Kate's chair is missing a leg. Others observe that the reflections behind the Spencer sisters and Doria are off.
Ahead of the christening service, William and Kate are papped driving into Windsor Castle. In the pap photo, both are wearing blue; Kate a blue dress or sweater and William a light blue casual shirt but in the released portraits, William is wearing a starched white shirt and Kate a pink outfit. There's some discussion that they changed at Windsor before the service but there's also something wonky going on with the metadata in the photos.
July 10, 2019: William and Harry play polo for charity. Kate, the kids, and Meghan attend. Meghan brings Archie. The lack of interaction between Kate and Meghan gets noticed quickly, as does Meghan seeming not to know what to do with Archie: she holds him for the whole outing, he seems poorly dressed (no hat or sun covering), and he doesn't move/Meghan doesn't change his position.
Allegedly, Meghan wasn't supposed to go to the polo match. Supposedly she had heard that Chelsy was there and hightailed it over with Archie to keep her man in line. (Yuck, I felt gross just writing that.)
July 14, 2019: Meghan breaks maternity leave again to attend the European premiere of The Lion King: Live-Action edition in London with Harry, who cancelled an event with the Royal Marines for this. Harry is caught on a hot mike pitching Bob Isner (Disney's CEO) about Meghan doing a voiceover.
July 26, 2019: According to The Sun, Harry and Meghan's neighbors in Windsor have been sent rules for interacting with the royals that include don't approaching the couple, speak only when spoken to, don't pet the dogs, and don't ask about the baby. Buckingham Palace denies that Harry and Meghan knew this was happening.
July 28, 2019: Meghan breaks her maternity leave again to guest-edit British Vogue's September 2019 edition, Forces for Change. There's controversy:
Allegedly Meghan was asked by the BRF if she was doing this and she kept telling them no.
Harry interviewed Jane Goodall for the edition, in which he made a comment that he and Meghan were only having two children for the environment. (The Sussexes eventually get some kind of award for this.)
Meghan interviews Michelle Obama over a lunch of fish tacos. It turns out that the interview was conducted over email.
Accusations of plagiarism, as an Australian magazine already did this something like this with a very similar front cover layout.
Also, just because: Inside Meghan Markle's disastrous attempt to edit Vogue magazine - new book 'Meghan, Harry and the war between the Windsors.'
And throughout July and August, Harry and Meghan are getting flack for racking up private air miles despite being environmentalists. They do four back-to-back private flights across Europe with Archie. On one of these trips, they meet David Sherborne, Elton John's lawyer and off to the lawsuit races we go.
The Queen invites them to Balmoral to join the family but the Sussexes decline, allegedly because Archie was too young to fly. (Mm-hmm, and then they take him on four flights to Europe.)
September 6, 2019: The Sussexes' itinerary for their Africa tour is released. As part of the tour, Harry will visit Angola and copy Diana's famous de-mining walk.
September 12, 2019: Meghan's maternity leave ends with an announcement introducing Smart Set, a capsule collection from her friends that benefit Smart Works. Meghan gives a speech that ends awkwardly when she says she needs to leave because it's "feed time."
September 23 - October 2, 2019: Harry, Meghan, and Archie travel to South Africa, Malawi, Angola, and Botswana. Meghan tries to merch Archie's clothes from H&M but it gets shut down pretty quickly. Archie's first official engagement is to meet Archbishop Desmond Tutu, which SussexRoyal cringely calls 'Arch, meet Arch.' Meghan gives her infamous "no one asked me if I'm okay" interview in which she discusses her post-partum challenges as a "young mom" and her mental health distress. Harry gets in a tiff with one of the royal reporters, snapping at her "you know what you did" when she tries to ask a clarifying question.
Princess Beatrice announces her engagement on September 26th and it steals some of the Sussexes' coverage.
And after the tour (or on the last day of the tour? I don't remember and it's late), Harry announces that he's suing the British press and it is chaos.
November 7, 2019: Harry and Meghan attend the opening of the Field of Remembrance ceremony at Westminster Abbey. Camilla was supposed to join, but backed out at the last minute citing a cold. When Meghan is pictured in overly glamorous hair and makeup for the event, speculation begins that they are recording the work for a documentary and that Camilla pulled out to avoid being in the footage.
November 9, 2019: The royal family attends the Festival of Remembrance at Royal Albert Hall. Harry and Meghan are shoved into the back row behind a pillar, barely visible on camera. (It's a demotion, because in 2018 they were seated behind Camilla.)
November 10, 2019: Remembrance Day/Sunday. The Queen, Camilla, and Kate watch from the center balcony. Meghan watches from a side balcony between Sophie and Tim. She holds her composure at being excluded from the 'main' balcony better this year than last year (in 2018, she kept stealing weepy or vengeful looks (YMMV) at the center balcony while she was sidelined with the wife of the President of Germany) but she still clenches her jaw.
This is Meghan's final entry in the Court Circular (ever).
December 20, 2019: The Sussexes announce they will spend the Christmas and New Year's holidays privately in Canada.
November 17, 2019: Harry's last entry in the Court Circular before Megxit, suggesting he and Meghan peaced out to Canada shortly after this (I'm too lazy to look up if there were any papwalks or other private engagements - another day, maybe). His final events are January 16, 2020 (a rugby thing); Philip's funeral; the service of thanksgiving for the Platinum Jubilee; and The Queen's Funeral.
And if you made it this far: congratulations! My asks are back open.
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neurodivergent caretaker-coded Izzy who sacrifices his own comfort and happiness constantly for equally neurodivergent Ed, and eats his emotions and is super-routine-dependant and hates meeting anyone's eyes and is suddenly thrown out of his routine and normalcy onto the Revenge
But imagine if the crew of the Revenge were like. Little man is obviously overstimulated and having a continuous meltdown about how little he feels in control of his own life right now. Let's get him a weighted blanket and then all sit down and make a proper rota so he can relax
and Izzy just goes like a kitten who's been wrapped in a teatowel - absolutely spitting furious at first, biting anyone who tries to help, but gradually relaxing, blinking at everyone with wide eyes, taking in that they're actually trying to help and ooooh it's making him feel oddly calm? and cared for?? though he's usually the one who cares for others and he doesn't know how to handle or accept this but -
Grah.
Weighted blankets and warm hugs... good.....
#izzy hands#ofmd izzy#ofmd#our flag means death#ed babygirl teach#ed teach#ofmd edward teach#dizzy izzy#my fave disabled neurodivergent queer baby
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