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goldstar-dogboy · 4 days ago
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I feel like I need to be petted right now but I'm afraid if anyone touches me I'll bite
I don't know if I deserve to be pet, but I know that I deserve to be cold, I know I deserve to stay in the dog house outside for the winter, I am only suppose to watch the warm glow coming from the windows, I'm only suppose to smell the food on the table, I can only play nice when guests are over
#vent#i just want to have my stupid blog and pretend to be a stupid dog on t#on the Internet what am i doing wrong why am i wrong im so sorry#i dont know whats wrong with me and you cant even be honest what did i do#why do you have to watch me why cant be left alone#why cant i be trusted why are you always watching me#nothing i do is private nothing i will ever so is private how do you know how do you always know and why isnt it okay#im tired im so tired and im tired and im tired and im so tired and im so tired please please put me to sleep#please just tell me directly#please stop playing games why is everything a game why cant you be honestly that you know and youre here why cant you just tell#did you ask them did you ask for them to tell you if i was back whh couldn't you leave me alone this one time its all i asked#i just wanted this for myself and i cant even have this for myself#why cant i be a dog why cant i just be left alone you know everything else you always know everything else#i thought this could be different i thought this blog would be different please stop watching me#i know youll read this im not comfortable around you like this#im not comfortable being a dog around you im not comfortable letting my guard down in a state like this i dont think ill ever be comfortable#why dont you listen please let me have this#please please please let me have this#hurt me hurt me so i can have this hurt ne every time so i can have this#i dont care the price id do anything to have this i dont care how much you want me to hurt for this just let me have this#im sorry#im so sorry im so sorry and i know its my fault#it's always my fault
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skateisawesome · 10 months ago
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i really dont want this to come across as homophobic but i have lifelong issues with tone so if it does can someone tell me and ill fix it!
so i have spent the last 4 years of my life coming out as a straight person. sounds stupid.
but basically i have had so many dating rumours surrounding me and my friends that i used to get asked at least once a week if i was gay. i dont know what im doing thats making everyone think im dating my friends but apparently i do it to everyone. i have been the queer awakening for several of my close friends who fell in love with me and through that discovered that they liked girls.
all of that is fine and i can deal with it. im happy to keep correcting people and i've been working on being less flirty with my friends and putting effort into it. what's been pissing me off for the last year or so is the ongoing assumption that i am gay and i just dont know it yet.
i have been outright told by people "one day im going to kiss you and youll discover you like girls"
it made me feel uncomfortable and weird and im gonna be so honest here. i just dont think i like girls that way. i really thought about it and i dont. but i would (and still am) getting told by my close friends that one day when i 'eventually come out' they are all gonna sit around and say i told you so.
but i also wanna say that if i ever was to discover that i was not straight, it would be pretty hard to come out to any of those people, to any of my friends. theyd be so aggressive and constantly tell me that they knew or that it was old news. and so it kinda feels like even if im questioning things, ive been forced to reiterate that im straight so many times that being queer doesnt feel like an option anymore. its like i was forced to decided gay or straight when i was twelve and then people have harassed me ever since and now im not allowed to change what i chose even if i was to be seriously considering not being straight.
to me that feels really fucking toxic and its just upset me for the longest time.
and at this point i dont know what to do. like i cant really retaliate or say anything without people thinking im homophobic (which i swear to you i am not and my intention is not ever to harm that wonderful community in which so many people i love exist). i never want to hurt anyone but like what the fuck do i do!
im so sick of this. its also so weird and i kinda doubt that anyone else has really had this problem lmao.
i would love some opinions. look idk why im posting this. i dont care. i want people to tell me im justified but i also want people to tell me why they think im not. i want someone else to tell me what to do because i dont know.
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malikselfindulgence · 1 year ago
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Being the bigger person and emailing my mom's inactive email "kys" instead of saying it to her face directly
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t4tpumpkinduo · 1 year ago
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man.
#i had this whole post ive been trying to formulate for so so long. abt my issues w ceewilbur and ccwilburisms and#to clarify i do like cwilb he is one of my faves. ik it may seem i wanna bite his arm off smtimes and i Do but#its mostly bitterness directed to the stuff Around him if that makes sense. yk the response to lots abt him#the way the overcompensation abt how he can be villanized swinging into a state where he Cant and never Did and wrong and if you critique#or acknowledge it you get snipped at and demeaned and treated like its a targeted hit on the mentally ill when its like#a mild disagreement with one of the most popular characters in the fanbase Easily#and w cc wil i do think he is just sm guy. im sure he's a nice dude idrc abt the ccs usually but he seems alright enough even tho he has v#goofy ahh takes and opinions but that doesnt make you Evil#but when i dive into what really has made me feel so alienated and snippy its. llmao its the racism yeah lol its super very much the racism#its very very prevelent and very common and very unchallenged. and it like. upsets me so bad its why i keep bailing on making my actual#full detailed post abt it. cuz everytime i try to formulate my thoughts i just get upset and frustrated i wanna rip my hair out#its hard not to feel like im talking to a wall when its so common and unchecked and. ive seen rightful critiques of these spaces and how#ppl interact with them Openly Mocked and brushed aside and treated like 'petty sensative internet drama' that ppl need to 'just get over'#sorry man im a fucking 🇲🇽 i cant exactly log off and Stop Experiencing Racism. and sorry that me feeling alienated and tired and sad abt#it is an inconvenience for you llol#and like idk. im not upset w anyone in particular this isnt a call out post or vague who give a shit and.#eh maybe im stupid but i really really believe a lot of ppl arent doing it on purpose#its just bein parroted ik i get it but#am i rlly not allowed to be tired? why should it feel like my responsibility to hold ppls hand and go hey mb treat poc and darker skinned#ppl like ppl. maybe you should examine why you need so many things made palatable to you through conventionally attractive whiteness first#idk. idk!!! am i crazy who fucking knows#but it has been weighing on me stupid style so bad#the shrinking fanbase and primarily yk common stragglers has just. rlly felt like a magnifying glass to my already existing issues abt it#idk man. idk im tired and im at work its 100°+ and my head hurts so this is all yr getting. lea me alone#and again this isnt a vague who Cares. just wanted to get it off my chest finally#huri.txt#discourse#<- ig
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starlightomatic · 6 months ago
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ngl feel really really weird about the direction we've gone wrt internet safety for teens. when i was a kid it was hammered into us that we should never reveal our real names, our faces, or our ages on the internet. in fact it was extremely important not to reveal your age bc if you did, predators could target you.
now we've decided that the locus of potential sexual harm from adults is not predators who set out to target teens, but rather well-meaning adults who might accidentally let a minor see smut on their blog. so we make everyone broadcast their ages to everyone. which puts a target on the backs of teens who are now advertising to everyone that they're underage.
we also situate sexual harm of minors in "a minor saw sexual content!!" which, listen, im sorry to tell you this but teenagers have sex drives and want to see sexual content. a 16yo is not being harmed by reading a smut fic.
now i do understand why nsfw blogs don't allow minors to interact, bc the interaction constitutes an issue since that's on some level a teen and adult interacting sexually. but the issue is not that a teen saw something sexual, it's that you should not be having that interaction with them. still i am not convinced that that is riskier than giving predators knowledge of who to target.
i also worry what happens when all the well meaning people with best practices turn teens out of their spaces -- who does that end up leaving them with? i'm not saying the solution is to invite them in but there has to be some other, third option. i also think we need to understand the difference between a 17yo liking a sex-related shitpost on tumblr vs an actual intentionally predatory sexual interaction from an adult.
i don't think it's necessarily bad to set a boundary and not allow them to like the shitpost, but i don't like the idea that it was harmful for them to have even seen it. i think it's actually positive for teens to have exposure to adults who are talking about sexuality in consent-based, sex-positive, queer-informed ways to balance out all the shitty, sexist bioessentialist perspectives they're getting elsewhere.
also again, we should remember that the issue is sex-based interactions between teens and adults, NOT that teens are bad or wrong for being interested in sex and sexuality. if a really young teen is too interested in that it could be concerning but age-appropriate levels of sexuality are fine and good and i don't want kids to think they're wrong, dirty, or bad for experiencing sexuality.
i think there's a balance here where we need to make sure interactions are safe without diving headfirst into a spring-awakening-style world where we assume teens are too innocent and pure to know anything about sex which results in risky behavior, not practicing safe sex, and not understanding consent. and i get worried sometimes that the current culture around this leads us there.
i especially worry about this in regards to kink and bdsm because i don't know if there are any educational resources out there geared to teens. i do think it's a good idea to wait until you're 18 before doing anything hardcore or too intense, or even kink at all, but if they're going to anyway (and some will) i'd rather teens have a solid safety backing and knowledge as opposed to just acting on instinct because that can really be dangerous. and something i really worry about is people who turn 18 and immediately show up to play parties and start hooking up with people without having that background knowledge because they were prevented from accessing it before then, since it's so easy for abusers to exploit them. young adult women are already extremely vulnerable in those spaces.
i don't know what my exact solution to these issues is but i feel really concerned about where we're heading. i've been wanting to say something for a while but have been afraid that people would interpret this the wrong way. i'm sure some still will, but i hope this can at least start a conversation about these issues.
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filmbyjy · 9 months ago
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hiii
you may not recognize me and thats because im (kinda) new hehe.. anyway, i've been kinda stalking you- but that's besides the point. i loveee your workss!! keep up the good work <3 idk if asks are open, but if they are, could you write a fluffy fem!reader x bf!niki where the reader comes home from a long day, and niki comforts her?? and if you cant, its totally ok <3
have a nice day!
a/n: this has been in the drafts for a year now💀 so sorry, I am trying to clear the drafts but my schedule is shit and we all know I suck at keeping up with my schedule😍
WELCOME HOME
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it was past 8pm when you had treaded through the front door of your apartment. your body sore from leaning over the tables and wiping it. normally, the cafe you work at was peaceful and was decently packed but after a viral video that practically wowed the internet.
there had been more and more people stopping by everyday. the cafe was decently sized but it was short staffed so sometimes you had to man the cashier, do the dishes, clean the tables and make the drinks. for normal days (before the surge of people), there was about 2 people working per shift, not including the 2 bakers in the kitchen as they were the behind the scenes staff that were required to be there.
with not that many staff per shift, it was hard for you and whoever was working that day to manage the cafe. that also meant more demands from the customers who think they are entitled to make a mess of the space as 'customers are always right'. curse, whoever made that quote.
you were mentally and physically drained. you just needed a good long rest for the rest of the week. however, you couldn't do that. not when your off-days were already used up for visiting your family back in your hometown. if only you could just...take a breather.
"welcome home, baby!" ni-ki slides into the hallway just as you walked towards the living room. you gave him a tired smile.
"hi riki, why aren't you at the dorm?" ni-ki gives you a playful pout.
"already kicking me out? baby, you wound me. i came to see you and you're already pushing me away." he says as he throws his (long) arms around you. "you weren't answering my calls so i assumed it was a long day at work and you didn't charge your phone."
you took out your phone and tried to turn it on but it was indeed dead. "sorry, today was a hectic day. couldn't even get a proper lunch break. there was so many people coming over for the past week."
"yeah, i heard about it. jake hyung talked about wanting to come over and buy some desserts. they did look good but since you know us being celebrities...we could get mobbed."
you hummed, "that's fair. it's a good thing you didn't go. seriously, have never seen such a long queue outside of the cafe in my whole years of working there."
"there was a queue?" he says as he pulls back from the hug.
"yeah, i felt like i was working at some fancy restaurant. oh god, speaking of there are so many karens trying to scam me and gaslight me into thinking i did something wrong when i did nothing wrong." you groaned and buried your head against ni-ki's chest.
he pats your head. "were you the shift manager?"
"usually i am whenever i am working that day."
"mmm, then you could've kicked them out and taught them a lesson."
"trust me, i wanted to but i can't i'll lose my job so i just sucked it up and patiently worked with them and even gave them a free bagel."
"not the free bagels, baby. they'll just come back again for more." ni-ki huffs.
"i know but what am i supposed to do." you sniffled as the tears that unknowingly appeared falls. you were just mad and exhausted. ni-ki obviously heard it so he pulls you back and cups your face.
"hey hey, don't cry. everything will be fine. why don't i run you a bath and then order some of your favourite food, okay?" he wipes the tears that were falling down.
"will cuddles be included?"
"of course. cuddles will be included. now, just lay in bed and i'll get the bath running." he pecks your forehead and goes to move to bedroom. however, you grabbed his wrist.
"carry me to my bedroom?" you pout. ni-ki smiles and scoops you up in his arms. he princess carries you over to your bed and places you gently onto the mattress before going over to the bathroom and getting ready the bathtub.
you had shut your eyes for a bit since you were tired but the exhaustion took a toll on you and you fell asleep for a little. ni-ki shakes you a little. "baby? the bath is ready. go enjoy it, i already placed an order so the food should be on the way soon."
you hummed and went over to the bathroom to remove your clothing and step into the bathtub. you laid your back against the edge of the tub and shut your eyes again. the candle light making everything moody and warm. you were enjoying the comfortable warmth and silence, much better than the bustling sounds at the cafe. this felt nice.
you had spent in the bathroom for about 20 minutes or so before deciding to get out of the tub. you didn't want to your fingers or toes to look like dried prunes so you decided to just get out of the water. you had grabbed the towel and dried yourself off. you could hear a knock at the door.
"baby, i have pyjamas with me. i forgot to leave them inside the bathroom." you opened the door to ni-ki. he had one hand out to hold the pyjama set and the other hand covering his eyes. a very gentleman thing of him to always do if you came out of the shower in just your towel.
you had noticed he too was wearing a pyjama set and it was similar to yours. of course, he loved matching things with you. you grabbed the pyjamas. "mmm, i think you forgot to grab my undergarments."
his ears quickly turned red in embarrassment. "ah, i knew i forget something. i-i'll just leave the room so you could change." and so ni-ki bolts out of the room and shuts the door. you shook your head, laughing a little since he was so adorable.
you changed into the pyjamas after putting on your undergarments and then went out to the living room. there ni-ki was, turning on the tv and searching up your favourite anime to watch together and setting up the food onto the coffee table. you had come up behind him and back hugged him.
"i have the best boyfriend in the world." you say. ni-ki smiles.
"well, let's not forget your boyfriend is one of a kind. where can you get another nishimura riki, member of boy band enhypen, in the world." he boasts. you playfully rolled your eyes and released him.
"that's very humble of you, riki." you playfully say.
"oh, i know. i'm just that hot." ni-ki smirks. you laughed.
"yeah, you are. now, will my hunk of a boyfriend please just cuddle and eat with me?"
"of course, i'll eat with my beautiful and amazing girlfriend any time." he steals a small peck to your lips and settles down on the couch. you gave him a playful gaze and settled right next to him.
after some time, you found yourself tangled with ni-ki. your legs and his long ones were somehow crossed in between in each other as you cuddled like cats laying together.
"oh, it's over?" you say.
"no, it can't be." ni-ki gasps.
a flash to the tv showed 'season 2 coming soon'. it made both you and ni-ki groan. "that's lame. we have to wait for the next season? that's going to take 1-2 years." ni-ki whines.
"they're going to pull another 'Spy Family' thing where there isn't going to have episodes in the next season, i can feel it." you complained.
"boooo. let's watch something else." ni-ki grumbles.
"yeah, let's watch-"
"let's watch, you. you're really pretty." ni-ki says as he stares down at you. ah, this playful and teasing ni-ki is appearing now.
"that wasn't that smooth, riki."
"well, to me it was. besides, this is a signal for you to reward me and i don't know give me a kiss or at least a peck? i am an amazing boyfriend, right?"
you snort, "yes, riki. you are but you're not getting that peck."
"what? why." he pouts.
"because..." you got closer to him and watches you with adorable doe eyes. before you unexpectedly peck him and ran away. ni-ki sits there confused, trying to analyse the situation properly. until he finally digested it.
"hey! get back here!" he yells as he tries to chase after you.
you could've not felt any better.
and being with ni-ki helped it.
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carmesi-butterfly · 21 days ago
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childhood nostalgia with enhypen. part 1
this turned out super shitty im sorry t__t it's prolly my first time writing since march lolzies despite everything i hope you like it!!
enhypen's heeseung! jungwon! sunoo! sunghoon! + gn! reader. word count 798. warnings none. not proofread.
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heeseung: searching "aliens caught on camera" on youtube.
“are you being serious? this is obviously fake!” your words were accompanied by a small giggle, “why do all these videos are recorded with shitty cameras? i can't even identify what's going on”
“what do you mean by fake?!” his indignation was more than clear, “look at how the flying saucer approaches the person; it's pretty visible” the video played on repeat a few times, pointing at this apparent ‘ovni.’
“where did you find this video? it has only 200 views, don't tell me you've been scrolling through youtube for so long that you started to find videos that only you and the person who posted it saw”
“that doesn't matter; see this one,” he said while clicking on another video, changing it to another with better quality and more illumination. “there! look at it! it's right there, imagine you're just walking by a lonely road trying to go home and an ovni starts following you”
if it was anyone else saying something like this to you you would've just laughed, but knowing your boyfriend and his beliefs, this was really serious, his big deer eyes looking at you in search of an opinion on the matter while putting the most unhinged and undiscovered alien videos of the internet.
jungwon: playing love testers.
It was your idea at first, while recalling your times as a kid with free and unlimited access to the internet the memory of you using those famous pages for kids that “calculated” your affinity with your crush by just putting their name or zodiac sign popped on your mind like a popcorn, you had to find those webs and use them with your boyfriend, it was a life or death matter!
“seventy percent?! this is not accurate, it should say one hundred…” you said in distress as if this ‘love calculating’ page would define the future of your relationship.
“I will try using our full names,” suggested Jungwon, who in the beginning was kind of reluctant about this, maybe because he wasn't interested or found it boring, but in the end, it was just a silly activity he could do with his partner. What he didn't count on was that it would become his mission to reach the hundred percent in every net he could find, reaching to the point of finding the webs you frequented as a kid to do the same. “yoi! I told you, a hundred percent! Now our names and zodiac signs are compatible.” The enormous amount of pride his expression demonstrated couldn't be described by words.
sunoo: learning vocaloid’s mirror dances.
a mirrored dance tutorial of ‘romeo and cinderella’ by hatsune miku sounded on repeat in one of the practice rooms of hybe’s building; the chorus could be heard on repeat, accompanied by your clumsy movements and the frustrated noises you would make every time you got something wrong, luckily, when you were about to reach the last level of insanity and give up on learning the choreography, your boyfriend came to your rescue! and with a lot of groceries from the convenience store.
“sunoo! how am i supposed to do this step? i'm trying but i can't get it right…” your defeated look was funny to see by your partner; doing this was his idea as a ‘fun activity’ to do and bond, but your poor ability to dance was making it difficult for you. fortunately, you have an amazing boyfriend and dance partner who will help you with everything you need!
“ooh, which part? i will help you”
the young couple stood bending in front of the ipad watching what parts were more difficult for you, and after rewatching it a few times to get the movements right sunoo proceeded to teach you everything step by step, he was patient with you because of your inexperience on the topic but couldn't stop himself from teasing you a few times if your motions were awkward.
sunghoon: playing dance dance revolution.
the levels of frustration and humiliation both of you felt couldn't even be described in words, seeing a kid that couldn't reach the ten-year-old mark publicly beating your asses in this dancing machine felt embarrassing.
“you are an idol, where are your dancing abilities?!” you muttered to your partner, who was more than immersed in the child’s dancing.
“the company should recruit him” was the only thing his mouth dropped.
“i can't believe it,” your sigh took sunghoon out of his trance. it was kind of fun seeing the pout that decorated your face, expressing your emotions through it.
“let's try again, but i don't think you will be capable of following my pace” such a cocky comment could only leave your partner’s lips, especially now with his ‘arrogant’ mood.
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nyanbinary-perineum · 5 months ago
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oh my god- i think its soooo gross that you like girlmusk- i mean it can’t be that good that it’s breaking people’s minds!
fine i’ll smell it once! only to prove to you its disgusting!
i’ll just get on my knees right in front of you- push my nose right against your panties- and inhale your girlmusk
and um- y- yeah its so gross and disgusting- but… i should smell it again- make sure, yknow-
cause i mean… yeah there’s no way that it breaks people’s minds- turning them into good little cocksleeves…
and- i just… think it’s ridiculous- what? why am i still on my knees huffing your bulge then?- i- im just making sure- its the right thing to do- to um- test your theories- and take notes-
the scent- is probably even stronger and delicious- i mean disgusting! if you take off your panties and rest your balls right on my nose- or rub your cock against my face, smearing your scent and precum all over me-
…i- its only right if i check- prove that girl musk cant break smart people like me into eager little muskhuffing cock sleeves…
-🧪
(im so sorry if the first part of this ask read like anon hate- i love your blog and girlmusk and would love to get mind broken and proven wrong :3)
I'm sorry to start my response to such a precious little message this way but I am still on the fence on some phrases used to describe me~
"Girlmusk" "girlcock" and their boy equivalents along with "Boy" and "girl" all still feel a touch /rough/, like they assign something to me- and I realize the confusion that causes when pronouns in and of themselves are something I'm open with and it's become more common in these sects of the internet to treat boy and girl as the same as "he" and "her"- it's just that those phrases- using "boy" or "girl" in those ways, still feels more like assigning and deciding for me and I know that's not the intent (usually) just saying it again here :P
I know how ubiquitous it is to use girl and boy to combine with words to emphasize this or that tone or sometimes just to have fun with the gender-fucky-ness we're allowed to play with in this life- but I would prefer to find my own grasp on how I want to play with those terms for me in time ;3
No offense taken~
If anything I suppose I have cat-thingmusk or elusively delightful agendermusk or even nyanbinarymusk hehehe
All told, I do think you're on the right path~
I could be exaggerating just how potent and addictive my scent is!
I'd gladly work with a naive skeptic! ^.^ You can trust me to take it VERY seriously~
I'll be nothing but purrfessional as I rub my steaming hot cock against your cheek until both of us are thinking exactly the same thing- just how good it would feel if I started humping your face~ (=•ω<=)
Showing you just how good it feels to slip away~ To fall into a daze as you're turned into a muskdrunk little fuck toy ^.^ Or how that doesn't happen! Of course, of course ^.^
Burying the scent so deep into your body and mind that you can't shake it from your consciousness~ Even as you feel the scent leaving you, your breath catching simply air, the sensation remaining buried into your psyche as a haze, a heat, and a need all in one~
I'm more than willing to coopurrate, little skeptic ^.^ I'm sure we can put that pathetic smart little mind to good use figuring all of this out~ (★ ω ★)
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spencerreidsbookfairy · 6 months ago
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i have no one to blame but you
YALLLLLLLLLLLLLLL this was so hard write im sorry if it sucks but another question.....concert scene??? just a thought
I'm at peace. I am. At. peace. 
So why do I wanna see him?
My fans loved the tracks and that makes me happy but i'm not actually happy i'm slightly content at most 
Nope. y/n go to bed 
Meanwhile at the bau…..
Garcia swears she could pass out after seeing y/n released 3 song tracks 
She the grabs her laptop and struts her pink glittery high heels across the bureau in a panic 
Derek sees her power walking to the empty round table he knew it was a calm day with no cases and in fact they were just about to leave and head home 
‘’Whoa baby girl slow down what with the rush to the round table is there an emergency case?’’
She immediately spills the beans no longer able to keep it in but she says it in a hushed whisper because spencer is right across from them by the coffee pot 
“ No! y/n  just uploaded music again after a month and i wouldnt be surprised if she wrote nasty lyrics  about boy genius!!!!’’
Derek is taken aback
“Relax penelope i'll go listen with you im sure its nothing”
Garica nods 
As theyre both going to y/ns page to see for themselves incomes jj and emily
Garcia sighs and says ‘’ good, sit down both of you”
Garica explains the situation all over again 
They finally begin listening to the first track  snow angel
I met a boy
He broke my heart
I blame him 'cause
It's easier
They finish snow angel, speechless 
“Oh my god its definitely about him what are we gonna do if spencer hears this on the radio or somethin-”
“ deep breathes garcia” emily adds 
Second track lost cause
Thought you had your shit together, but damn, I was wrong
You ain't nothin' but a lost cause 
‘’ but spencer does have his shit together! Maybe not to her but thats so-” derek tries to say
“ he doesn’t deserve this we practically forced him to not like her” jj interupts 
Track three  happier than ever
You call me again, drunk in your Benz
Driving home under the influence
You scared me to death, but I'm wasting my breath
'Cause you only listen to your fucking friends
I don't relate to you
I don't relate to you, no
'Cause I'd never treat me this shitty
You made me hate this city
And I don't talk shit about you on the internet
Never told anyone anything bad
'Cause that shit's embarrassing, you were my everything
And all that you did was make me fucking sad
So don't waste the time I don't have
And don't try to make me feel bad
I could talk about every time that you showed up on time
But I'd have an empty line 'cause you never did
Never paid any mind to my mother or friends
So I shut 'em all out for you 'cause I 
was a kid
You ruined everything good
Always said you were misunderstood
Made all my moments your own
Just fucking leave me alone
‘’ spencer cannot listen to this” garcia decides 
“Listen to what?”
Everyone at the table freezes in their seat
“ not you spencer, another spencer” garcia quickly says
Everyone else at the table mentally face palms 
‘’Right….let me listen to whatever you're hiding, thanks.’’
‘’ why are you guys listening to y/ns music?”
Spencer listens to all the tracks with his face in his hands the whole time
‘’ this is all your guys fault!”
“ we know”
“ i have to go see her”
Meanwhile at y/ns home
Three knocks at first.
Then six
The a multitude obsessive amount of knocks at my door.
‘’ spencer. I swear to fuck i will call the authorities”
“ i am the authorities, please open up”
I walk to the door
Why am i walking to the door.
Why am i turning the knob 
Why did i let him in.
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paingoes · 4 months ago
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Destroyer is afk
(Masterlist)
another sherbet colored update. i really love simulating internet speech in writing i think its so fun
(Content: death mention, past trauma, self loathing, comfort??)
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no posts in a month its over
they got him omg </3
Did indy fucking die?
RIP INDY
ndhakdvsnnd: can you guys stop saying that im dead  ndhakdvsnnd: also no more leaks until further notice. stop asking.
sunspot: Hey you don’t have to talk to us if you don’t want to but can you please give us some indication you’re still alive? 
sunspot: We’re really worried.
katkittykat: omg look at this video :3
katkittykat: have u ever seen a shark move like that in all ur life that shit is so crazy
katkittykat: hey where have u been lololol
katkittykat: are u mad at me :c
katkittykat: if its somethin i did can we talk abt it ??? 
katkittykat: okk ur making me nervous 
katkittykat: OH SHIT UR BACK
katkittykat: WTF
ndhakdvsnnd: hey sorry 
katkittykat: bro where did u go!!!! D:
ndhakdvsnnd: had to travel somewhere i couldnt bring my laptop
katkittykat: im rlly glad ur ok! 
ndhakdvsnnd: do you want me to send you the next batch
katkittykat: uhh yea only if ur up to it. whenever ur ready :3c
ndhakdvsnnd: i can do it now
katkittykat: ty sweetness
katkittykat: sunny wants u to answer him lol hes having an aneurysm xD
ndhakdvsnnd: okay
ndhakdvsnnd: hi
sunspot: Hey! 
ndhakdvsnnd: kitty said you wanted to talk to me
sunspot: Yes I wanted to know if you were okay because we hadn’t heard from you in a while
ndhakdvsnnd: obviously
sunspot: ?
sunspot: Why is that obvious?
ndhakdvsnnd: how would i be typing if i wasnt okay
sunspot: That doesn’t even make sense ?
sunspot: I assumed if you were offline for a month it was because you were either upset or in danger
ndhakdvsnnd: maybe i just have a day job to worry about
sunspot: In that case it would’ve been nice to receive some kind of warning so we wouldnt think you were hurt 
ndhakdvsnnd: i didnt have time
sunspot: You didn’t have time to type one sentence?
ndhakdvsnnd: okay im sorry
sunspot: Look I’m not trying to lecture you Im just saying we were concerned and I wanted to make sure you were alright.
ndhakdvsnnd: okay
sunspot: Everything’s really okay then? Nothing happened?
ndhakdvsnnd: i dont want to talk about it
sunspot: Alright.
sunspot: You know we care about you right?
ndhakdvsnnd: i didnt send a warning because i didnt know i was leaving until the last minute i didnt go by choice
ndhakdvsnnd: thanks for attacking me over it as soon as i got back though 
sunspot: Does it seem like I’m attacking you? 
ndhakdvsnnd: yes kind of
sunspot: I’m sorry then. I didn’t mean to.
ndhakdvsnnd: okay
sunspot: Are you sure you don’t want to talk about it?
ndhakdvsnnd: i am just sad okay i am already getting yelled at all the time  i dont need to get it from you too 
ndhakdvsnnd: sorry this is stupid ill shut up
sunspot: No it’s okay! If you’re upset you can tell me that’s what I was messaging you about in the first place I had the feeling something was wrong
ndhakdvsnnd: are you sure
sunspot: Yes positive
ndhakdvsnnd: i just dont like feeling like everyone is disappointed or mad at me all the time i dont know 
ndhakdvsnnd: it would be one thing if i deserved it but i dont know i have been really really trying lately and it doesnt work and it makes me feel bad
ndhakdvsnnd: but i kind of deserve to feel bad so i dont know 
ndhakdvsnnd: im tired
sunspot: Why do you think you deserve to feel bad?
ndhakdvsnnd: a lot of reasons 
sunspot: I don’t think you deserve it.
ndhakdvsnnd: you dont know me though
ndhakdvsnnd: you wouldnt like me if you knew me 
sunspot: Well what I do know about you now is that you are risking your life and sanity to provide us information to help people.
sunspot: Just based on that I don’t think you deserve to feel so bad about yourself.
sunspot: I think the people you’re around are probably really hard on you and its affecting the way you see yourself.
ndhakdvsnnd: im sorry
sunspot: Why are you saying that?
ndhakdvsnnd: i dont know
ndhakdvsnnd: is it okay if i go to bed now 
sunspot: Goodnight! We can talk later if you’re up for it?
ndhakdvsnnd: okay gn
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robogart · 1 year ago
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So do you just respond to anon hate because you know itll get you showered with compliments after? Because you really shouldve just deleted them and moved on ... Dont engage, just block, right? Or are you just too good for that. If its not worth the effort, why do you keep doing it? Look, I really truly love your work .... I *agree* with all the people complimenting you. But taking the time out of your day to formulate snarky responses to people that should not matter to you, for the sake of drowning it out with others' approval just makes you look really vain and desperate. Im sorry if that upsets you. Im not trying to judge your character, im just saying thats how you might appear to an outsider, but you shouldnt care about what i think of you anyway. Regardless, i hope you have a wonderful day and keep making the art that you want to make. ✌
I will say "don't engage, just block" has been a successful tactic that I have used/been using on twitter (and instagram, when I remember to use it) since two people can't really engage with a character limit. There's also no real anonymous posting on either platform, so people can get dogpiled on either side, which I try to be aware of and avoid.
So it's tough because I do agree that most times it is better to walk away - you're right! And I'd be inclined to do that for most internet circumstances. But I guess this Shadowheart situation has honestly just become something that I am going to speak up on, because to these anonymous messages, I want to state and clearly explain why this piece, and others like it, are important to me. Drawing fat people is very important to me.
And I have been very much "in the pocket" today in responding to things, much more than I usually am, considering I usually don't get this much inbox attention at all. In the past, the few times I'd get this sort of quantity of responses would also come from a similar circumstance when I would want to draw a character from a popular series (usually drawing them as fat, buff, larger-bodied than their original design) and people want to speak up on it. So when this does happen, and specifically on tumblr because it's a blogging platform that supports long text and anonymous messages, I do find myself responding to most things. Especially since it's revolving around drawing fat bodies and it is something I feel impassioned to speak up on and explain why I do it.
My more "snarky" and cheeky responses are towards the anonymous messages that are giving me that energy at the start. And I respond to them because I am a person, not just some art-making machine on the internet. I want these anons to know that I see their messages, their attitude is not appreciated, and their commentary is hateful and wrong because they have internalized shit they should work through (as do we all). But it's not going to fly here and there are MANY people who agree with me and do not tolerate this behavior, and these anons should see that that is the case.
The kind and supportive messages I get because of these situations I vastly appreciate. I respond to them because I'm grateful for the time, I'm in that typing/ready-to-respond pocket, and they help me (and hopefully others) remember that for every hateful thing someone might say, there are a dozen people who support you. Every time you dare to draw and represent a person outside of the beauty standard, there will always be people who will hate it and they are going to tell you. But with them, there will be dozens more who truly love it because they find it beautiful and they will appreciate what you do. It is immensely meaningful and important to me that people see this and see more artwork that expands the scope of beauty. That is why I respond to these messages.
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mentallhealthmatters · 4 months ago
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Hey im in situation with a Person on TikTok and I don’t want to give them wrong information, I forgot most of what the other responses to Wilbur was when they said they also went through his abuse apparently. I want to reply to show them I’m not backing down, show from that comment they made I want to have a strong argument on that matter that will tell them why I support him and some other content creators on the matter.
Yes I can argue that Nikki went through stuff and she was only 18-19 at the time when he came into her life, if I’m getting my information right. Yes you can make the argument “we don’t know what it was like off camera.” Which is very true and valid. We are an audience, and we don’t know about there personal lives fully and down to the T, for they can say/do stuff they want to put out on the internet or one can just dig up old stuff cause the internet never forgets.
I just want to give information and not a backhand response and be like “Well they are all horrible and we’re just using him for clout.” Or “Well Shubble was stupid for showing it on camera, and could have gone to police but she had to make it public and that’s why many people are saying they were also a victim to get clout.” I don’t want the response to be poor and make them twist my words. Because that has happened and I don’t want that again so I’m reaching out for some information, I did say that she is many things which are true (not the insult type of way). But now they are asking about others, the whole Alice situation was debunked and proven false but the others around that did stuff/with him to like Freddie, Billzo, Asmiey, Tubbo, and there were other Women as well that worked with him that came out I think a trumpeter, and probably two other women who I cannot remember.
I’m sorry this is long but I want to say what I thought and the information that I would need cleared up to give to this individual. I am asking anonymously for i don’t want my main out in the public.
Have a nice day and it’s ok if you don’t respond or give enough information I just want to break it down and show that I stand by my opinion, and tell them an answer that will show multiple people have spoke on to make my word also valid and not just a random output of how I personally feel/false information on the matter, for the people who Wilbur interacted with and said something about him and being bad to them and there friends publicly.
-musicliver
Im reread this several times over and am still not sure if im even processing this infomation correctly or what do with it exactly.
Im grasping at there is a request for infomation, but im no sure which info would even be best because i dont know the other persons arguements.
There is also a lot of info mentioned im sure is true but is talked about so less than shelby that much info on those specific subjects isnt evenbrought properly to light.
Example: i dont think and am not aware anything happened with Tubbo, or i heard Alice's story has been debunked but ive yet see info on this and dont focus on it because of it. Ever. I only try and focus on things i have evidence for or soldid argument in logic for.
The only thing i can think happened to Tubbo is the horrid story shafting or the "Miles 'Tails' Prowers" effect in terms of his character on the DSMP. In which more attention and focus was placed onto Tommy's character, because Dream focused more on Tommy, so Wilbur swooped in to pretray him as an underdog, often ignoring Tubbo or writing him off as Tommy's sidekick, ignoring the fact that its because of Tubbo that they were able to one up Dream during the pre-lmanberg disc wars. Legitimately we wouldnt have the DSMP we have now if it wasnt for Tubbo. Not Wilbur.
Legitimately if Tubbo didnt side with Tommy or join the server at all, Tommy might have lost the battle before he got a chance to win the war. And Wilbur may not have had as juicy of a story to get ahold off and spin into the underdog story we know and love today. Wilbur didnt make Tommy. Nor did Dream. Tubbo. Made. Tommy. No disc war means no DSMP. No DSMP means Tommy wouldnt have the same flavor of fame he has now, or may have dropped off a lot sooner then he will eventually. (He will eventually retire, jes not dropped off yet)
Wilbur overlooked that fact. And so did Dream. But other than that, i dont think or know if Wilbur actually did anything to Tubbo.
I support wilbur.
I also dont think even if he did the things he did and allegtations are even semi true, they are true to the degree that they are.
And Schlatts right there. People canceled him flr years. Wasted breath and effort. To the point he leaned into it and scary maybe abusive sexist man for a while. It was his stique, his gimick. To such a point people leget thought he was abusive, like people claim Wilbur is. Even Minx tried to accuse him of abusing her legitimately.
Like there are tons of clips where Schlatt seemingly is geneuinely scaring. Humiliating. Threatening or abusing his friends. Like it straight up looks like its not a joke or gimmick.
Yet Tommy looked up to him and still does. Jaiden makes videos with him. Etc. Etc. Its hypocrisy. If schlatt was to come out as geneuinely being abusive, no one would bat an eye. But no does because thats just how he is. Yknow?
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lillyspeakz · 3 days ago
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Ngl kinda worried for tommys mental health, i know he’s been acting like a dick lately sometimes but like-
Imagine finding out that your best friend/older brother figure has been accused of abuse and that your parents are getting a divorce within like a month or a little more. Then later in the year breaking up with your girlfriend.
Personally at least I’d be crashing out, id worry about all of these things and then plus fans attacking me for still following Wilbur.
I think we have to remind ourselves that we don’t know anyone who is on the internet. This could be thought of in many ways but for tommy, we knew him as this loud kid thats now an adult. I know that hes supposed to apparently “know better” (i haven’t honest heard of the bad things he’s done recently so please tell me what they are 🥲) but if we take away the fame.
Hes just some 20 yearold guy who likes comedy and tries to make people laugh. Im not excusing his behavior and im sorry if it sounds like i am but like- aaaa we’re all literally human! We don’t honestly know why he unfollowed Wilbur. Maybe its bc hes more in the public image or his manager told him. Idk i cant read minds, but please to anyone reading this, take a breath and think about what youd do if you were in his position. Id be nervous as hell and just trying to do something right. Thank you for reading, im truly sorry if i offended anyone but i needed to get it off my chest 😭 have an awesome night everyone.
No I agree with you love!!! We don’t know them, and I personally don’t want too. All I think is, it’s upsetting that he is now unfollowing him once everything has come out for him. The show; the song, etc.
And i worry about him too, don’t get me wrong. I just hope he has thought all of this through.
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ryuichirou · 8 months ago
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And now, back to our regularly scheduled programming.
Anonymous asked:
I’m sorry you went through all that crap. I hope things are better for you. ):
Oh, if you’re talking about the situation from my past, then yeah, it’s much better now! Thank you so much for your concern <3 It is very sweet of you.
However, we do have a more serious situation on our hands right now, but I won’t go into details. This blog is for discussing the colour of Idia’s nipples, not this.
Speaking of which…
Anonymous asked:
I want to lick Idia’s chest. Apologies.
Quickly, Anon, Ortho is holding him just for you to lick! Ahh shoot he ran way…
Anonymous asked:
a lot of people tend to forget we’re asking you about /your/ hcs. and it’s perfectly ok if we disagree! what fun would the internet be without different opinions (the only valid hc is rook’s love language is stalking lol).
anyways who out of the cast do you think would own yaoi manga/doujins? personally i think idia would. maybe. if it’s physical/paper he can hide his naughty stuff from ortho and his mom…
Exactly! A lot of things influence the way people come up with ideas, this is such a complex thing, of course not everything is going to cater to everyone – this is simply impossible. Picking and choosing and reading stuff that interests you while avoiding things that annoy or hurt you is always the way to go.
(Rook’s love language is stalking, fuck yeah lol)
Oh, that’s a fun question. I feel like Idia would be the only one, and he would also probably have this excuse/explanation, like he really isn’t into BL, but this particular work is just very good, it has great art style, good writing + Idia’s favourite artist was influenced by this manga/series of doujins, so of course he had to get it, this is an important otaku artifact! And OF COURSE it’s paper, that’s the whole point! Even if it’s smutty, it’s art!
Ortho could start getting into BL himself; he would start by reading this one manga that Idia owns lol Idia was sure he’d hidden it well.
The rest of the cast strike me as normies… but hey, Lilia could have some! If he has any manga at all, I can imagine him owning a BL book just ‘cause. But since he probably bought it years ago when he was traveling around the TWST equivalent of Japan, it might be a bit outdated lol And probably a little cursed, which is why Lilia got so into this book back then.
Anonymous asked:
I just think it’s cool how you’re so detailed with the characters and their personality/psychology etc. You could even explain how each of them would go skydiving and I’d think, “yeah, they would do that.” Toodles.
Thank you so much, Anon! It truly means a lot. This is one of the most fun parts of writing replies and drawings stuff, to be honest: the cast is so good that the jokes write themselves sometimes lol
If only I knew enough about skydiving to write or draw something about it…but thankfully, we have a lot of other things to do. 💪
Thank you for enjoying our stuff, I am very happy to hear that.
Anonymous asked:
That's just fucking wrong. Jade is EXTREMELY well behaved for a Leech. "ill behaved" my ASS!!!
+Anonymous asked:
TO BE CLEAR IM JOKING JADE IS A FUCKING FREAK MENACE
LOL YOU’RE GOOD ANON, no worries! <3
“For a Leech”!!! Exactly! Which means he isn’t well-behaved at all!
Anonymous asked:
my guy, my friend,, my buddy,,,,
a hetalia mention? in 2024? why would you do this to us? 😭
Anon dear… Hetalia is a party that is never over 🥳🥳🥳 It forced itself into our lives in 2009 and has been there ever since.
In all seriousness, we do come back to it from time to time; some of the drawings that we have for it are pretty recent!
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sleepy-bi666 · 9 days ago
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incorrect quotes for my mcstm dr to cope and connect
Ivor: Why am I the bad guy? Aiden: I don't know, why am I the pretty one? We all have our thing.
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Jesse: My expectations are low, but they can always go lower.
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Ivor: Where's Lukas? Aiden: Don't worry, I'll find them. Aiden, shouting: Jesse sucks! Lukas, distantly: Jesse is the best person ever! Fuck you! Aiden: Found them.
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Petra: I failed my safety training course today. Lukas: Why, what happened? Petra: Well one of the questions was "In case of a fire, what steps would you take?" Lukas: And? Petra: Well apparently "FUCKING LARGE ONES" isn't an acceptable answer.
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Lukas: They called me the B-word. Axel: Motherfucker doesn’t start with ‘b’.
(this is so canon)
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Lukas, talking about Jesse/Me: WHAT THE FUCK I WAS ARGUING WITH THEM AND I SAID “OOH YOU WANNA KISS ME SO BAD” AND GUESS WHAT? THEY DID. THEY KISSED ME. WHAT THE FUCK WHAT DO I DO.
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Jesse/Me: I scare people a lot because I walk very softly and they don't hear me enter rooms. So when they turn around, I'm just kind of there and their fear fuels me.
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Aiden: I have a problem. Ivor: Kill it. Aiden: Can you chill for like, two seconds?
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Olivia: One time I went to hand Aiden a bowl of soup. I wanted to say “Careful, it’s hot!”, and “Here’s your soup!”, so instead I blurted out “Careful it’s soup.”
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Lukas: I’m sad. Jesse/Me: Don’t be sad, because sad backwards is das. Jesse/Me: And das not good.
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Olivia: Is something burning? Petra: My burning love for you of course! Olivia: … Petra: … Petra: And the kitchen is on fire…
(i know what you are 0-0)
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Ivor: When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Ivor lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the person who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!
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Axel: Ooh, somebody has a crush Lukas: Pfft, I don’t have a crush on Jesse I just think they’re cool, it’s not like I stay up at night thinking about them. *Later that night* Lukas, very much awake: Uh oh.
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Axel: Guys, I have a question. Jesse/Me: kys <3 Axel: I love you too. Lukas: Ah, yes. Siblings.
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Jesse/Me: Are you coming to bed? Lukas: I can't. This is important. Jesse/Me: What? Lukas: Someone is wrong on the internet.
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Jesse/Me: Respect my trans homies or I’m gonna identify as a fucking problem.
(i am trans. so)
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Lukas: Why do you hang out with me? Jesse/Me: You’re the best thing that’s ever happened to me! Lukas: … Lukas: I feel a bit sorry for you.
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Axel: Advice of the day kids, if you ever meet someone who calls Gatorade flavors the actual name of the flavor instead of just the color then they are a certified nerd. Petra: Yeah but you have to specify, frost glacier or cool blue? You can’t just say blue because there’s more than one blue. Axel: Blue and light blue, nice try nerd.
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Petra: Okay, what does A stand for? Jesse/Me: Arson. Petra: Aw, you're so good. Okay! B! What does B stand for? Jesse/Me: Barson. Ivor: *laughter* Petra: What stands for C? Jesse/Me: Commit arson. Ivor: Oooo. Petra: D! Jesse/Me: Don't come near me, I'm going to commit arson. Ivor: *more laughter*
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Axel: Hey do you wanna hang out this weekend? Lukas: Generic excuse. Axel: I can’t believe you said that out loud, to my face. Lukas: I can.
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Jesse/Me: When I first got my autism diagnosis, my first thought was “woah… it’s canon” and I think that maybe thoughts like that is why Olivia made me get tested.
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Petra: In your opinion, what is the height of stupidity? Ivor, turning to Axel: How tall are you?
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Ivor: So, did everyone learn their lesson? Petra: No. Axel: I did not. Lukas: I may have actually forgotten one. Jesse/Me: Also no. Ivor: Oh good, neither did I. Olivia: *Exhausted sigh*
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Lukas: You have an impressive pain tolerance. Jesse/Me: Thanks, it's the trauma.
(please this is so me)
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Jesse/Me: If I die, my funeral will be the biggest party ever and you're all invited. Petra: "If" Axel: Great, the only party I'm ever invited to and they might not even die.
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whyse7vn · 2 years ago
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IMPORTANT QUESTIONS -
[ ot7 x reader ]
Tumblr media Tumblr media
LOSERS 😟
8 participants - 8 online
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y/n: ass or tits?
jk: tits.
y/n: oh?
jk: preferably yours
in my face
all the time
y/n: not all the time
jk: all
the
time.
jimin: is he dunk??
when have jungkook ever been that forward
yoongi: right.
anyways ass
namjoon: what happened to hello
how was your day?
miss you?
jin: tits
y/n: fair
tae: both
i say both
do i?
yes i do
or do i…
um
wait
nvm
okay both final answer
y/n: booo pick one
tae: come back to me
y/n: jimin?
jimin: ass 😌
jk: wrong the answer is tits right y/n?
hobi: is jungkook drunk omg
jimin: RIGHT I WAS SAYING
y/n: hoseok ur answer?
hobi: i have no answer because i’m a feminist 🙏🏻
tae: liar
because i am a REAL feminist i say ass #womenarethebest
y/n: ur all so predictable
thought i would be shocked and surprised
tae: are shocked and surprised not the same thing?
jimin: no?
jin: yes?
yoongi: who cares?
jk: i’m crying
hobi: LMAO
sorry i’m not laughing at you i’m laughing with you
jk: but i’m not laughing
i’m crying
namjoon: why are you crying??
jk: i think i’m drunk
jimin: i could of told you that
jin: who let the loser drink omg
tae: jungkook is borderline an alcoholic and we need to talk about it
yoongi: i prefer not to
let him suffer in silence
y/n: yoongi omg?!
yoongi: *yeah let’s help him 👍🏻
jk: i am nojt and alcoholick
tae: see now he can’t spell
look at the alcohol poisoning his mind the youth these days
namjoon: jungkook had been drinking a lot lately
jk: NO
ony
olly
onl
onlyyy
only every saturday
jin: it’s tuesday?
jk: what
yoongi: hes a grown man i say let him drink his life away
#freewill
jimin: rip bro
jk: rest easy i’ll miss you 💗😭
who died?
y/n: yikes!!!
jin: jungkook this is an invention
hobi: don’t you mean intervention??
jin: didn’t you fall at the grammys??
y/n: HELPOEODO
hobi: WHAT THE FUCK????
jk: what did you in
vvent jin?
jin: THIS IS AN INTERVENTION JUNGKOOK
put the alcohol down you are a light weight and a loser when you are drunk
jk: wJAHT
WHAT
NO
NO
NO
who told you i was dRunk
yoongi: i say this is a problem beyond us guys #letssleep
y/n: now i agree
#movingon
jimin: do you believe that jungkook is princess diana reincarnated?
tae: what is princess diana
y/n: i believe in the jungkook first life theory
jin: jungkook not british wtf
yoongi: no
jk: ipad
namjoon: what the fuck
jimin: i think jungkook isn’t real and we all made him up because we needed someone to bully
jk: i’m am a real
y/n: standing with the first life theory
jin: i stand with the not real theory
yoongi: he’s dead
hobi: robot boy built in space by tiny ants
jk: some times i thin k ants are iN my braiN
hobi: see
yoongi: who ate my pizza?
tae: who would do that omg 😭😭😭?
y/n: was tae
yoongi: figured
namjoon: i am genuinely concerned for all of you
y/n: namjoon is an ass guy
jimin: real
namjoon: ???
hobi: imagine we got jumped by all of nct and seventeen at the same time
y/n: hot
jk: 2 baddies 2 baddies
jin: why would they want to jump us
are we not their idols?
namjoon: you can’t just assume we are everyone’s idols jin
jin: why not?
tell me mr kim namjoon
right
stfu
don’t talk to me for the rest of they day
tae: imagine getting stomped on by all of them
y/n: i’m sick of pretending i’m okay with taehyungs freaky little foot fetish
yoongi: agreed
hobi: i say let’s kick him
namjoon lowkey got one too and no one talks about it
y/n: REAL
jimin: SO GLAD IM NOT THE ONLY ONE WHOS NOTICED
KICK THEM BOTH
jk: wwweowowowwwww
jin: omg forgot about jungkook
where even are you rn bff
namjoon: i do not have a foot fetish
jk: i with my otherR friends Butte dw im nottt replacing u guys
yoongi: he has other friends?
jk: yoongi my BIGGEST HATEFR LRTS TALK ABUTTT UIT
jimin: namjoon you literally post pictures of your feet on the internet for fun like
y/n: just like tae but make it aesthetic
jk: yoongi just saY ur in liove with y/n and go
jin: OMGhwhdhdhdhd
hobi: WOAHSHSHDHHSHDNDND
y/n: NO CUZ YOONGI ME PERSONALLY I WOULD HAVE ITTTT
tae: i have love i want to share
jin: this is not about you tae
omg yoongi typing
hobi: kinda nervous
namjoon: that does not mean i have a foot fetish wtf?
jin: someone tell namjoon to stfu we have bigger problems rn
hobi: namjoon jin said to stfu cuz we have bigger problems rn
yoongi: if i wanted her i could have her just saying
you should be thanking me tbh ur little crush isn’t that much of a secret
y/n: NEHHEHDBFBFBFBBF
hobi: I SCREAMEDDDDDDDDDDD
jimin: DAMNNSNDJ
jin: YOONGI ATE SORRY
tae: i have a crush
jin kicked tae from the gc
jin: he can come back after
jk: wjat I HAVVBBBB Njko nncrudhj
jimin: someone translate i beg im too invested
hobi: fight i say
to the death preferably
yoongi: going to bed
gn y/n
y/n: ur so evil omg
gn yoongi
jimin: NO CUZ JUNGKOOK GONNA CRY WHEN HE READ THIS WHEN HES SOBER
jin: YOONGI JUST DID JUNGKOOK SO FUCKING NASTY OMSHSHSH
hobi: YIKES LAMSKDKOD
namjoon: damn
jin: jungkook wya????
jimin: express your thoughts rn this is a safe place
jk: i canTttty sea
hobi: he’s so fucked up
jin added tae to the gc
tae: let’s run away together
forget all the drama bae just you and me against the world
jimin: omg ok 🥺
tae: ew not u wtf
was taking to y/n
jimin: EW???
tae: ew.
would rather kms
xoxoxox
y/n: you know you can just open a mcdonald’s if you have the money like that’s so crazy
jin: i don’t care for that type of food
they are serving you horseback and pig feet
hobi: did you not eat it yesterday?
jin: don’t let me get you again
hobi: this is a toxic friend group
namjoon: do you guys really think i have a foot fetish?
y/n: come on now…
jimin: 10000%
hobi: there is no doubt in my mind
jin: YEAH
tae: it’s okay bro
namjoon: you are the last person i want comfort from
tae: WTF???
last time i’m ever being nice
fuck you
kys how about that?
hobi: how you like that?
that that that that that that
y/n: where did jungkook go
jin: dead
jimin: crying
tae: idk
namjoon: he probably fell asleep it is like 2 am??
tae: namjoon kinda annoying guys
jin: someone had to say it!!
i agree
namjoon: sorry i am the only functional one in this group?
jin: look at him getting all defensive omg
tae: you cant even cut food right so how functional are you really?
jimin: no cuz remember when he was cutting that fucking carrot omg
namjoon: bye it’s late and u guys are annoying
tae: loser
y/n: cheer up joonie
jin: pussy
HELP i feel so bad cuz i was writing an individual one and i just couldn’t think of shit to say writing the gc ones are so much easier but i promise i’ll fix up and write more individual ones i just wanted to release something cuz i’ve been posting consistently lately and don’t want to break the streak so sorry if this one feels a bit rushed love you all comments reblogs and likes are always greatly appreciated and TY for being sosososo nice to me in my inbox entirely grateful love u xoxox
( also pls ignore any mistakes if there are any it is literally almost 2 am and i cant see straight will go fix it later love u )
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