#on that front I'm sorry
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Ok listen, hear me out
I know I said I was gonna try and write for more arcane and the witcher this summer, but it turns out that I'm back in my Oscar Isaac simping phase thanks to watching the new Spiderman movie. Like usual I am simping over one of the most toxic bastards he has ever played *cough cough Nathan Bateman from Ex Machina cough*.
SO anyways I may or may not be wanting to write for him because there isn't a whole bunch of content for him, (which is understandable, the movie is about 9 years old now and wasn't as popular as some of Oscar Issac's other roles), and I am gonna be taking requests for him on top of arcane and the witcher.
When I said I was becoming multi-fandom, I meant that shit lmao.
#god help me#If you're reading this#I feel guilty about not writing as much anymore much less for the fandom that people have followed me for In the first place#on that front I'm sorry#not arcane#nathan bateman#Ex Machina#nathan bateman x reader#oscar isaac characters#oscar isaac
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Nanami Kento who, when asked what his sexual orientation is, simply responds "my wife".
#Nanami Kento#Other women who?#Loyal AF#Sorry ladies I'm taken#Really right in front of my wife#Shame on you#jjk#kento nanami#jjk nanami#kento nanami x you#kento nanami x reader#nanami fluff#nanami kento smut#jujutsu kaisen nanami#jujutsu nanami#kento nanami smut#kento nanami x y/n#nanami#nanami kento fluff#nanami kento x reader#nanami kento x you#nanami smut#nanami x reader#nanami x y/n#nanami x you
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So I'm leaving work and something darts in front of me, maybe 10ft away, too fast for me to see what it is. Peek around the tree blocking my path and I see this
Just like... a whole ass hawk. Dude's gotta be about 1.5ft tall. Massive fucking bird. And it's just staring me straight in my soul like this, even as I try to move ahead. It didn't budge. And there's only this path back to my car unless I want to walk on a busy highway. So I have the option of Death By Raptor or Death By Truck.
So I walk in the poison ivy filled patch off the sidewalk. Guy still isn't moving. Still staring me directly in the eyes. And I do this thing when animals are behaving strangely where I'll talk to them, so I'm just like, "Hey, man. I don't know you. You don't know me. This feels really threatening. I'm just trying to get to my car, dude. Can I get some space please? You're a big fucking bird. I see those claws. You could kill me right now, but I'd appreciate if you didn't, ok?"
It didn't move until I was about 2ft away. Again: I'm as far from it as I can be without walking into the street. It clearly wasn't going to budge. I walk past, thing flies up (silent, btw. Scary) and lands on a brick wall a little further ahead
Anyway. Weird guy. Nearly shit my pants when I noticed a bird big enough to carry off a fully grown cat was just... there, staring me in the face, unwilling to move away from me, a human, something it should see as a threat. I watched behind me the whole rest of the way to my car, just in case this bird decided to help me shed this mortal coil. 10/10 experience. Super cool guy.
#not vc sorry#bird#birds#aves#raptor#hawk#red shouldered hawk#i think. might be wrong on that id#accipitriformes#birds of prey#honestly a really cool guy so close up#I'm happy i wasn't attacked. i would not want to fight a guy that big.#talons on this bird were huge. big scary.#I've never heard of large predatory birds just landing in front of people like that so i don't know what gives#it didn't catch any food or anything. just landed near me then stared me down.#I don't know a lot about bird behavior so i tried to not look back at it but still.#it also didn't look injured. seemed like a healthy bird#if anyone has any idea why this thing would act the way it did I'd love to know
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believe it or not i am reading
[ID: A meme redraw of a quote-retweet with Scum Villain characters.
Luo Binghe @/shizunliker: you see me chasing you down wyd (Attached art of Luo Binghe running on Chinese rooftops while scowling)
Peak Lord Shen Qingqiu @/peerlesscucumber: Killing myself in front of you to forever change our bond and the trajectory of our lives. End ID]
#ID by princess-of-purple-prose! thank you :)#i'm like halfway through book 3 of svsss rn#so i'll probably be done reading the main plot and starting on book 4's extras on tuesday#depends#sorry i didn't wanna shade this though. and i used a stock photo bg#anyway#scum villain's self saving system#svsss#luo binghe#shen qingqiu#ren zha fanpai zijiu xitong#had to look at the front of the book to remember the chinese title#my art#fanart
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MACHINE. I had a nightmare. Can I sleep in your room tonight?
#ultrakill#gabriel ultrakill#ultrakill gabriel#gabriel#ultrakill shitpost#shitpost#shitposting#shitty meme#i'm sorry#i tried to make it so that he was in front of the door but for some reason when i insert an image into ms paint#all of the transparent background turns into pitch black and i dunno how to fix it#so he's off to the side lurking in the darkness
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i blinked and this thing just appeared on the canvas
#cool text
#sorry my beloved cuttlefish i'll make a normaler drawing of you some other time#andreana#andreana arknights#my art#i'm bad at shoes why did i put them at the front
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daily soobin until he returns [35/?]
#i know this still looks whitewashed but that was literally the best i could do i'm sorry!#it's not my fault they placed the strongest and whitest and brightest light they could find right in front of them 😭#anyway merry christmas <3#dailysoob#mine#soobin#choi soobin#txt#tomorrow x together#ult tag 💖#userhev#cheytermelon#usersemily#useryeonbins#userzaynab#majatual#ninqztual#usergyukai#tuserflora#eritual#hennatual#ninitual#usergyu#ayabestie#arieslofi#tuserrowan#userax#userchoisoobin#kpopccc#kpopedit
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episode 1 / episode 39
#the ep 1 shot was when utena first saw the rose garden#anthy was in the garden watering the roses#the ep 39 shot was the first time we saw anthy after being separated from utena#revolutionary girl utena#shojo kakumei utena#shoujo kakumei utena#rgu#sku#utena tenjou#anthy himemiya#utenanthy#parallels#i love them so very much#i am entirely consumed by utenanthy#i can't stop thinking about them#so much love#the credits were first placed in front of anthy at the right where utena stood before#the credits were then superimposed on the rose garden as anthy walked past it#you could say that the placement of credits from being in front of anthy to obstructing the rose garden was symbolic of anthy becoming free#free from the abuse and burdens of being the rose bride etc#i may be reading too much into this i'm sorry#✮
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The King of villains 👑✨
#did I cook?#i think i might've with this one#i love how it came out#I went a little hog with the rendering#I adore this man so much#I'd bow to him any day#I'm in the part of hyper fixation where i can only draw him nothin else sorry#he's just so pretty#and hot#my lil skrungle#anyways enjoy the food#my art#shigaraki tomura#tenko shimura#shiggy#mha shigaraki#bnha shigaraki#bnha#my hero academia#paranormal liberation front#plf#league of villains#lov
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Arthur Morgan 𑁦𐂂𑁦 Shady Belle
#he's so pretty#golden hour <33#the little whisps of hair in front of his face <33#ohhh#mick squeaks#rdr2#red dead redemption 2#arthur morgan#red dead redemption community#red dead redemption 2 photography#sorry for the lack of posts I'm currently being studied by a university#hah#micks pics
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WAKE UP!
[First] Prev <–-> Next
#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#lan wangji#wei wuxian#I tried *so* hard to draw deflated wwx (per the reference to the garfield comic) but I could not get figure it out.#Yes lwj is straddling wwx. He's been shaking him this whole time.#LWJ has also been shaking. Like a nervous little dog.#What else is he to do when the love of his life collapses in front of him?#I also like to imagine that going through the nightmarish empathy showed on wwx's real body too. As in - he was thrashing about.#I am fond of my headcanon that wwx kicks and yells in his sleep and lwj is just getting a preview of it.#And oh my god. Am I ever a fan of accidental bonks (in fiction. I feel immense guilt for them in reality)#I'm really excited for several comics coming up. One in particular I have been building up to for *months*.#Sorry I've been mysteriously absent for a lot of November...I will do my best to be more consistent this December!#Thank you all for your support. Take care and stay healthy <3
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Breaking News: Vulcan High Command Announces First Contact With Earth
TV-MA, Viewer Discretion Is Advised (Explicit Sexual Content)
#first contect day#we were so distracted by Barriss that we forgot#I'm sorry Solkar I remember you#I remember you making out with that man sloppy style in front of god and everyone
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Gd I hate the state of agere + plural Discord. So many servers will claim they're "system friendly" and try to prove this through their use of Pluralkit, a tool made by the inclusive plural community, then they say that they don't allow endogenic systems "for safety". Motherfucker, what safety?! Ah yes I feel very safe as a system knowing that you allow exclusionists and fakeclaimers and (dis)ableists and sanists and racists and religious/spiritual bigots and people who want me fucking dead in your server. STFU. "System friendly" my ass. Just make up a fucking slur to call me – and put it up front, near the title, so I don't get my hopes up reading through your bullshit claims of inclusivity and safety
#syscourse#front soup.txt#sorry for the vent I'm just. I just wanted to look for an agere server and then it's all just this shit.#vent#pluralphobia
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How I've seen most people write Rangi coming out to her mom:
Rangi: Mom, I have something to tell you.
Hei-Ran: Go on.
Rangi: Kyoshi and I.....are.....together.
Hei-Ran: Oh I'm so happy for you.
*they hug it out, much wholesome*
How I think the coming out scene went:
Rangi: Mother. I need to tell you something, Kyoshi and I are together.
Hei-Ran: Oh thank the spirits. It finally happened.
Rangi: ???? You knew????
Hei-Ran: Sweetie, everyone in the mansion-no, all of Yokoya knew about it! Well except for Kyoshi.
Rangi: ????!! WHAT?!
Hei-Ran: I'm pretty sure Jianzhu thought you were dating, that's probably why he kidnapped you, you know?
Rangi: WH-HOW?!
Hei-Ran: Oh please, we saw your gay little ass running all over the damn mansion just to be near Kyoshi and to impress her. We were mute, not blind and deaf!
Rangi, having a crisis: I-wha-but-
Hei-Ran: Well, you aren't very good at hiding your emotions sweetie.
Rangi, flipping a nearby table: The fuck you mean I'm not?????!
Hei-Ran: Oh curses, go get Atuat, I owe her $5.
Rangi: YOU BETTED ON THIS????? WITH YOUR DOCTOR?????
Hei-Ran: Well Kelsang is dead, so I had to keep our bet alive somehow.
Rangi: I-*inhales* YOu know what? Doesn't matter! Do you accept Kyoshi or not?
Hei-Ran: Anybody who gives my girl that much cardio is 100% welcome into our family. In fact, I already added her to our family registry 2 years ago. As far as the Fire Nation is concerned, you two have been married for a while.
#rangi#hei-ran#rangi sei'naka#rise of kyoshi#shadow of kyoshi#rangi seinaka#hei-ran sei'naka#hei-ran seinaka#rangshi#rangi thought she was good at hiding stuff but it turns out that kyoshi is just THAT DENSE#everyone wants a sweet moment#i want rangi's blood pressure to rise#rangi didn't talk to her mom for 3 days after that because of the all the emotions she was feeling#i'm right this is 100% in character#(tbf I think most of the stuff i've seen was pre shadow of Kyoshi which misses out on Rangi's unhinged-ness u_u)#i'm sorry I just....need a kyoshi prequel where there's a running gag of Rangi just showing up TT0TT#kyoshi: oh she's so punctual and cool I wonder how she does it?#us: *trying not to lose it bc we know rangi is BUSTING HER ASS to look that way*#rangi the loser: *trying so fucking hard not to wheeze keel over and die in front of kyoshi*#rangi is somehow both girlboss and girlfail it's great the duality#rangi: i'm doing so well#narrator: she in fact was not doing well at all
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I have brought the gift of angst this Christmas because I thought it would be cool :]
It's been a whole year since I did the original piece, so I decided to revisit it and make it more green lol
#arkhamverse#edward nigma#the riddler#lynx’s art stuff#Eddie is going through some shit fr#there is fucking green paint everywhere man#sorry i did this to you twice eddie- i promise that i won't draw you sad in front of a mirror again (maybe)#wrapping him up in a blanket and putting him to bed 💚#I'm sorry- not sorry [:
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look, y'all can all gleeful cancel me for this #unpopular opinion if you want, but even IF Nicola wasn't nominated for the comedy section and it was her and Luke head to head in best drama?
I'd still vote for him
because I genuinely and truly think his acting is INCREDIBLE. and I think he's one of the better actors on Bridgerton full stop. I love the nuance he brings to Colin as a character, I love how he so fully embodies him as a character and that Colin has similarities to him, but is fully different at the same time. Colin does not talk like Luke, walk like Luke, even fidget like Luke. He has his own character beats and yes, sometimes parts of Luke bleed into him, such as with the head tilt, but the voice is different, softer, the movements of Colin as a character are distinct to me, he delivers humor well ('you'd already be dead?') and his decisions for Colin as a character are ICONIC (I'm never forgetting that dress adjustment with specific fingers was all him). Colin had a harder go of it than a lot of leads because his story isn't as loud- he doesn't get a lot of big, dramatic moments to have big dramatic acting, and honestly the show didn't give him a lot of screentime in the first place. But when he does have poignant emotional moments? They feel REAL. He isn't given as much time with the audience as other characters are and he doesn't go for the broad strokes with his acting, so sometimes I think he can get lost in some of the louder acting, but that doesn't negate the fact that he's GOOD. He's a good ass actor. He plays Colin like Colin is an actual person.
And for me? For me, that hits home. Even with truncated time on his own season (yeah, I'm still bitter), he delivers every single time. Anger, betrayal, longing, heartache, silly awkward humor, heat- and he does all of those emotions BELIEVABLY. I watched Luke Newton depict Colin falling in love so beautifully and so realistically, I HAVE NO CHOICE but to give him his flowers. Just because he's not as heavy in the hustle as other actors are (please remember this is a neurodivergent actor with anxiety and dyslexia, mental health is important and it's good he took a break ) doesn't mean he's not a fantastic actor. And if you've ever seen his depiction in The Shape of Things? The man is excellent.
I think Bridgerton has a lot of 'big moves' actors. And that's fine. Many people prefer that. But I prefer the nuanced moments and the softer beats of it all, and I think if the camera had allowed us as an audience a longer glimpse into moments with Colin, we'd all be even more floored. I can watch gifs of his scenes over and over and over again and find something new every time.
So y'all can sit there and accuse others of a 'pity vote' but idgaf. Luke Newton is one of the best actors on that show. And I stand by that. Eat me.
#luke newton#bridgerton#look my truly unpopular opinion is that nicola is a good actor but luke is a GREAT actor#yes yes utter blasphemy in bridgerton! le gasp!!!! but i stand by it#just like i believe jb is a good actor but simone is a GREAT actor#just like i think claudia is a great actor and luke t is a good actor#we ALL have our preferences#and i think nicola is great at hustling and she's great at making connections and networking and this is not me at all hating on her#but i just don't think her performance in bridgerton was better if we're talking votes#i think she got more meat to work with in regards to the writing and she essentially played two characters#well and good#but i just think luke delivered a more poignant performance even though he didn't get as much screentime#and i can't stand the people who are out here just immediate 'whoooo nicola what a qween' if she so much as farts in a room#like she's the best ever simply for existing#i think this fandom sometimes forgets there is no polin without colin and there is no season 3 without luke newton#and he dd a tremendous job don't even try to front#she got more press she's more active on social media she engages the fandom more but at the end of the day in MY opinion?#luke delivered the better performance#and THAT'S why i'm voting for him#sorry not sorry#block me if you want
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