#on my toaster of a phone

[galacticfire]

pics i took at the start of tdf24 stage 10 and completely forgot about until now

[papa-evershed]

Liam Connor, Coronation Street INJURED requested by: anonymous

[worstloki]

Personally I think Thor should be able to hear electricity going on around him and it should bother him a lot btw. He hates the fridge intimately

[angeltannis]

On my way to become a Frey Warden

[mochitoaster]

Guys please my dash can only take so much penis

[ningtual]

and also btw...

[voiceofsword]

Have you seen niki's 8th anniversary spp? He mimes cooking something and handing over to you 🥺

YES!! hes so cute... like when ur playing tea parties with children and have to pretend to eat, ill definitely be doing that!! never wasting any of niki's food even if it's imaginary 😤

i went and recorded it myself for anyone that hasnt seen!!

[ironicmemeing]

"Powered by ai" "ai powered technology" how about you get powered by some bitches. Huh?. Shut , up

[gaywizardzone]

got a new impractical fuzzy pompompurin wallet so i made some matching charms for my phone/wallet/keys/car keys :) trying to translate characters with somewhat complex outfit designs to tiny posca pen chibis is always an interesting experience

[gameboyvance]

fucking raging

can't have shit in this house

[tosteur-gluteal]

I'm obsessed with Tokio Funka. It's quite an old song but it inspired me a lot for the OMORI MLB AU, despite taking place in Paris. It gives such intricate and hypnotic vibes, which I think first perfectly well the whole mystery behind the miraculouses and Paris' new heroes.

I have very specific mental images of some scenes; for example, when the singing begins, we see closes shots of Ladybug and Catmint's faces framed by a spinning fresco. Ladybug's is red and Chinese inspired while Catmint's is prussian blue (yup, not mint coloured actually) with Bulgarian/Ukrainian???? folk patterns (I still don't know which ethnicity to give Basil)

I also imagined that the rap moments would be uh...sung by Catmint, the interlude "Shikiyoku zekuu aizou komo gomo/Sake wa aoreba konton rouman/Naose tadase ya midareta kono yo/ Kenka joutou here we go!" would be a moment where some imagery of the villain shows up on screen (yup bro is making up MVs in his head) maybe he's singing these parts too

And like

Ladybug sings all the "Odore ya Everybody!/Kabuke ya Everybody!" While Catmint mumbles the rapid lyrics that come right after.

My favourite versions are Kyounosuke's version (especially with the added lines) SHANNON's version AND my most favourite

The Itikura remix

Listen to it please

The vibes are so weird yet so fitting to the au

I can just HEAR the two boys singing frfr

[cosmogenous]

bloop

[borvooven]

I'm suffering, we haven't had internet service in two days and while I can easily live without it I only have ONE Decemberists CD and it's not even my favourite. If I can't listen to Picaresque soon I will explode

[00reg00]

I HOPE THAT EVERYONE IS READY TO MEET MY SPIDERSONA

🕸💥STREET SPIDER💥🕸

[mabwee]

This game is so beautiful

I love it

[somnoir]

My father's secretary

Danny Fenton did not expect to be secretary material but after 7 years of being a hero and having Jazz as his elder sister, he was damn good at it. He needed a job, he knew that, and Wayne Enterprises was willing to hire a 21 year old taking online college classes for aerospace engineering.

And he was fucking thankful for that cause Mr. Wayne was pretty neat and bought him good food and coffee whenever he looked out of it. Half his family were already in Gotham with only his parents in Amity. They were finally reformed and now their research finally advocated for the rights of ghosts and spread awareness on their culture. Good for them.

Jazz and Dante were in Arkham working as a psychologist and guard. Elle was still in school, enrolled into Gotham Academy once Vlad insisted on paying her tuition. To be fair, he was paying for Danny's tuition too.

But back to his secretary duties. His boss was Bruce Wayne, yes, but he did often work with the man's son and the current CEO. Tim was nice and had the same caffeine addiction as him. (Jazz highly discouraged this friendship in case they both made a monstrosity of coffee and energy drinks.)

But Mr. Wayne was the best. He was rather clumsy and a bit airheaded but he was the best fucking boss he could ever ask for. The man's paternal instincts were on point and Danny was almost intimidated when the man started handing him extra cash whenever Danny came to the office looking more tired than usual. When that failed, Mr. Wayne resorted to giving him more material things.

Now, he doesn't want to take advantage of this ridiculously kind man with a lack of self preservation (God, was this what Jazz felt about him?). But Mr. Wayne had given him this amazing coffee maker and then proceeded to give Danny the best toaster ever. And Danny has always been known to resolutely be against Billionaires adopting him. But Mr. Wayne?

Danny had honed his back talking skills to perfection to talk down arrogant elites that kept demanding for his boss. He mastered his customer service voice and that condescending look he saw the receptionists give people like they were tantruming toddlers. Danny was ready to fight for that man (Vlad was choking somewhere as the Fentons worriedly look at him).

Jason has heard about Danny Fenton a couple of times. Tim, Dick, and Bruce had mentioned him a lot. Bruce's new secretary that looked like he'd woken up from a coma and was comparable to a grumpy cat on his best days. He's seen the guy a couple times, noticed how he was almost as tall as Jason. Honestly, he kinda looked like a twig (but then that was because of Danny's suit that he made sure didn't completely fit him).

Seriously. Danny was willing to fucking fight anyone and everyone for Bruce Wayne.

The guy was strange. Very strange. Especially when the pits seemed to either become frantic or calm whenever he was around. It depended on the situation really, but mostly the pits grew calmer around Fenton. Like a cat that finally saw its favorite person. It was so weird.

He was drawn to Fenton, sometimes finding himself walking towards the man before he snaps out of it.

It's on this day where Danny was by Bruce's side, a stylus and tablet in hand. He was furiously tapping away at his phone, cursing under his breath about bothersome and stuck up cialiteses.

"Jason!" Bruce happily greets, "Don't mind Danny for a bit. He's telling of some investors for trying to meddle with the company. Tim is too sleep deprived to handle it."

"Where is Tim?"

"Danny threatened to throw the company's coffee maker out the window if he doesn't take a nap." Bruce chuckles, glancing fondly at his fiesty secretary. "Danny?"

"Give me a minute, Mr. Wayne. Some people are trying to squeeze into your schedule when I specifically told them that they can't." Danny says, clearly irritated but looks at Bruce with an apologetic gaze. "No—Mr. Luthor, neither Mr. Drake nor Mr. Wayne are available on that day—"

And it dissolved into Danny telling of what Jason assumes was Lex Luthor to stop his attempts. In other words, corporate for Fuck off.

"He's good, isn't he?" Jason humms as he follows Bruce down the hall, glancing at the tired employees that looked utterly exhausted and horrifically motivated. "Looks like adoption bait."

"Unfortunately, Danny is a very much against Billionaires adopting him. His godfather is one and has attempted multiple times." Bruce sighs, feigning a sorrowful look as he sends Danny a small pout. "What did you do when he tried the fifth time again?"

"I blew up his car, Mr. Wayne." Danny nonchalantly says, "But that only made him want to adopt me more."

Jason blinks, baffled before he's laughing at the utter absurdity of the situation.

"That sounds similar to—"

Gunshots tore through the air as people immediately screamed. At the entrance of the building was the Joker in all his insanity, guns blazing. Jason froze, sucking in a deep breath as he took one step back. They weren't in costume, they weren't the Red Hood and Batman in that moment.

"Nightwing, Robin, and Spoiler are on their way." Oracle says through the comms but that doesn't comfort him in the slightest.

It's chaos in moments and people are ducking their heads to avoid the bullets. Jason and Bruce look right at each other, taking cover as bullets ruin the walls and furniture. But Bruce is dragged from his spot, pulled towards the Joker who laughs maniacally as he pressed a gun against Bruce's head.

"Mr. Wayne!" Many people yell as they all stared in horror as the Joker threatens Gotham's beloved prince.

Jason immediately remembers an explosion and a crowbar.

(Reminder, Danny Fenton was very much ready to go to war for Bruce Wayne).

A tablet and a stylus was suddenly shoved into his arms. Jason blinks, turning to Danny who tugs at his tie and rummages through the counter for something. The Joker sees this, clearly irritated.

"You! Eyes on me!" The Joker practically demands, hysterical that not everyone was paying attention.

Danny apparently doesn't give a damn before looking the Joker straight in the eye.

"Eyes in me." Danny repeats.

A second later something was thrown and a cutter was cutting through the Joker's eye.

Jason gaped at the seemingly harmless secretary, unable to comprehend that this man had just thrown a fucking cutter into the Joker's eye.

Bruce is set free.

Everyone is frozen in place.

Everyone watched as Bruce Wayne's tired and overworked secretary beats the shit out of the Joker, saying something about how he wasn't going to lose a good boss.

No one particularly knows what to do once Danny pulls out the cutter with the Jokers blood and... Fucking shit, was that his eyeball?!

Dick and Damian arrived at some point, also too shocked to do anything. When Danny was done and satisfied, with the Joker still alive, groaning and whimpering from the pain that Danny inflicted.

As if he hadn't almost killed the Joker, Danny turns to them with a tired smile.

"Mr. Wayne, I implore you not to die. I can't lose the best boss that I've had." He plainly says and takes the tablet and stylus back from Jason.

Jason thinks he might just marry this feral man.

Yeah.

Yeah, he was definitely going to marry Danny Fenton.

Part 2 | Masterpost