#on a subject I suck ass

[oooohno]

Can’t decide if I need a nap, a strong drink, a good rage-cry , or all of the above

[captain-lovelace]

If you act like body hair on dudes is gross I hate you but if you do it about trans dudes not only do I hate you but I’m about to dedicate my life to throwing bricks through your window.

[rapidhighway]

writing my little fanfic and coming to the horrifying realization that people will probably read Knuckles' voice with his new game voice or perhaps his movie VA instead of the only good one... the sa2.....

[cerus]

so was anybody going to tell me how beautiful gyala delve is?

[marklikely]

trying to find the double feature that will absolutely melt my brain the most and im hoping this does it

[foggieststars]

I thought you went to Oxford? Or am I thinking of someone else on here? Because I feel like Oxford would not have money problems

i went to cambridge for undergrad! but because of the way the collegiate system at cambridge works, funding doesn’t get distributed equally between the different colleges (places you live and sleep and eat at) within the university which means some colleges end up being insanely rich and some are. extremely poor

and as an additional benefit, the colleges which are the poorest tend to attract the highest number of state school students who are most in need of extra support and end up being the least well equipped to provide it 🙃

*slaps roof of the country of england* this baby can fit so much class division in it

[brainrot-stitch]

How 2 do well in school, which is starting soon, no glue no borax

[misiahasahardname]

i have no idea how the american school system works so i’m currently trying to figure out what kind of subjects the tales turtles would choose for their highers

[maddie-grove]

One pet peeve I have about book-to-movie/show adaptations is when the book is set in an unglamorous part of the United States in a region outside the Midwest...and the movie/show is set in the Midwest. Like the audience is too stupid to understand that there are backwards and/or boring places outside the Midwest (which isn't uniformly boring or backwards, anyway). Or the audience won't find the story "relatable" if it's set in a more "specific" region. I've been annoyed about this since I watched the Lifetime Movie adaptation of Speak, which is specifically set in upstate New York!

[dayurno]

[duckapus]

Thought up a few interesting things for the Squid Memes AU

1- Desti was an Elite Octoling back during Splatoon 1, and she and her squad (the three other Octolings that would go on to become the Octoposse) were among those who defected after the battle. Though interestingly, she didn't actually hear Calamari Inkantation like the other defectors, seeing as she was recovering from injuries she sustained fighting Agent 3 and thus wasn't present for the battle/concert. She just found out that her teammates were running away and was like "not without me you're not."

She's fully aware that Paige is Agent 3 (once she finally runs into them on the surface at least) and thinks it's honestly kind of funny that the so-called "Scourge of the Domes" was a freaking kid when they tore through the place, and that of all the people she could've gotten into a rivalry with it of course just had to be 3's big sister. She doesn't tell Meggy both because she's not about to out the kid like that and because it amuses her a little that Meggy doesn't know.

2- Axol and Pearl have been friends since they were kids, partly because I figure it would make sense if the tiny angry rich girl who sings too loud and the otaku who figured out fucking magitech and built a pen that could bring his drawings to life because he was lonely got lumped in together as the Weird kids nobody likes. Plus Marina canonically reads manga so even if Pearl doesn't like anime stuff herself we know someone else liking it isn't a turnoff for her.

3- So for this one I'm also pulling from Spongebob Squarepants canon because I needed an explanation for Heavy Squid and all the other Squidwards we see.

Okay, so we've seen in a few episodes of Spongebob that there are a bunch of squids/octopi/whatever Squidward's meant to be that look almost exactly like him. Obviously there's Squilliam but there was also that town of Squidward lookalikes he moved to once. Well, in this that's because they're not Squids or Octopi, they're instead a fourth (yes, fourth. we count Salmonids in this house) type of Inkfish that I'm tentatively calling "Schnozlings." In terms of abilities they're sort of a halfway point between the playable Inkfish and Salmonids, where they can live underwater thanks to having the right kind of respiratory system and thick enough skin to not get splatted by the ink-eating microbes, while also having Swim forms (which unfortunately aren't microbe-resistant like their humanoid forms).

Their swim forms are round, with six tentacles that all look similar to the long tentacles of an Inkling's swim form, while their humanoid forms are...well...Squidward lookalikes. Complete with four "legs," no fingers, a long droopy nose (hence the name Schnozling) and in a few cases the ability to grow hair on their heads like a human. As a side-effect of their microbe-resistant thick skin, most of them don't have any way to display their ink color in humanoid form, while their Swim forms are color coded just like Inklings and Octolings.

(And yes this means I'll have to redesign Heavy Squid to look less like Heavy and more like Squidward. But still big and muscular because that's his Whole Thing.)

[stitchwraith-stingers]

not feeling well #corny #cringe #sorry

[until-the-brahmin-come-home]

love this picrew. anyway. elias & monica in all their glory.

[aromanticannibal]

I don't pay attention to class. I tune in. "it's called incest," my gothic literature teacher says condescendingly. I go to sleep.

[the-cosmic-yeet]

absolutely fascinating how i can speedrun through a biology test with a long answer question no problemo but i can never write a conclusion paragraph for my english and history essays. i am a big "struggles with writing an articulate introduction and always ends up with two giant ass paragraphs" person.

except today. today i wrote an (arguably) banger english essay with four body paragraphs and a conclusion and everything. i also had a biology test. this is the peak of my academic career.

[unmotivatedartistry]

I FORGOT HOW MUCH SOCIALIZING SCHOOL INVOLVES

also coming out to teachers sucks and is embarrassing ☹️ ALSO THE FACT I HAVE TO TELL THEM TO NOT CALL ME MY NAME AROUND MY PARENTS SUCKS HARDER ☹️☹️☹️