#omni rambles

[theeldritchgemsau]

Is this AU still in active development? I really love this comic and this concept (especially as a system ourselves!), but I also understand that sometimes people fall out of fandoms or lose motivation and such. I'm just curious, really.

Yep it's being worked on right now! Here's a bit of it for you guys to chew on!

[somniumcomics]

Guys

I'm not ready to turn three decades old tomorrow!! AHHHHHH

[theomniplayer]

When you thought you were getting close to figuring out how to design more incoporeal seeming players but your art brain has just gone flop.

[omnivorousshipper]

One of my fav random interactions I've had in the middle school I teach in

Me: *walking in the hallway* *a bunch of students blocking the hall*

Me: excuse me!

Random girl walking past: you guys are gonna run over [MY TEACHER NAME]

Other students: sorry

Me: no worries

Me: *walks away* who was that girl?? How does she know my name??

I always find it funny when the kids are protective of random teachers they never see

[thebrainrotsreal]

Honestly a bit disappointed with the new episode, so recovering with single, stepped up Dad of the year: Mark Grayson my love. Why they denied me the beauty of throwing a child at this guilt magnet will forever elude me </3

[crismakesstuff]

cast out of paradise

[gl1tchr]

"INVINCIBLE ISN'T ABOUT PATRIARCHY OR TOXIC MASCULINITY"

Conquests new monolog about feeling isolated even though he's literally embodying everything about Viltrum's violent, ruthless culture because in actuality, those things Aren't appealing and even Viltrumites recognize this deep down

Mark's experience as an assault survivor being that he feels he needs to hide it from others and feels shame because he's a male victim and his aggressor was a woman

Nolan exerting his power over a human woman being an example of how men in society use their IMMENSE social pull to hold their wives hostage in dangerous situations (domestic abuse, emotional abuse, etc.) and how he LITERALLY calls her a pet that he owns

Eve being an Actual Creation Deity but is constantly seen as an inferior Superhero because her power isn't as focused on punching really hard. Yes, Conquest burst a hole through her chest in seconds, but she CANNOT DIE AND CAN CREATE ANYTHING. She's just a GOOD PERSON and doesn't do insane shit like turning the air into acid to burn someone from the inside out lmfao

like I really don't need to keep going it's a fucking story about a FATHER AND SON WHERE THE FATHER HAS UNREALISTIC EXPECTATIONS OF VIOLENCE AND HATE FOR HIS SON BUT HIS SON CHOOSES KINDNESS AND LOVE AND FRIENDSHIP it's about toxic masculinity.

[gatorbites-imagines]

tbh since viltrumite dna is so adaptive, I'd be more surprised if Omni-Mark didn't gain some softness, cause pregnancy weight like that is an evolutionary adaptation to aid in childcare + make birth easier (fat stores when the pregnant person is unable to keep food down due to morning sickness and stuff) idk. After so many kids I feel like his body would start to adapt overtime like he's fought a battle. Like? You get what I mean? Idk maybe I'm stupid lmao

Imagine if he kinda grows a pooch, you know like how cats have that pouch on their bellies for protection. I don't think Viltrumites as a culture see much meaning in pregnancies and birth, but why should the Marks follow viltrumite beliefs. I do imagine having all those kids is a bigger battle then some of the other fights the Marks have gone through. It would make sense for their bodies to adapt, cuz viltrumite DNA seems to adapt to everything, so why not this too? 

I see Omni-Mark and moustache Mark going kinda extra crazy for this though, cuz they're both really into the softness or just, being themselves and yours and not being anyone else's. They are also just both into it, so.  

This might also finally give Prisoner Mark some softness on his bones, cuz I feel he is the most unhealthy of the Marks. They are all built yes, but you can also be unhealthy muscular, if you guys know what I mean? 

[0crispinn]

i don’t know y’all..like..he’s giving me bitch vibes. real bratty bottom. but that’s just me. he don’t even put it in because his imagination has gotten him off so many times and he can’t even fathom the fact it’s happening irl. OBSESSED with you fr.

his invincidih so tired of getting hard it’s limp fr..idk..like he’s SUCH a cry baby it’s annoying ughhh! laying in bed fiddling with his self when people are literally in danger downtown. like get yourself together. but he won’t, and he’s not even gonna try to.

then when you confront him about not helping people in need he looks off to the side like that, like— “i dunno babe i’m just..kinda busy.” LIKE NO YOU ARE NOTT YOU ARE JORKING IT

[magentadiamondau]

MAGENTA KILLED AND REVIVED CONNIE?? Was her reborn version influenced by his personality? Is it more of a Lars situation or is it more similar to Magenta’s rebirth?

Mod Omni: Yes, yes, yes, and YES!~

[theeldritchgemsau]

Ask Icarus how his wife is doing.

Mod Omni: Ask Icarus how Black Diamond is doing.

[somniumcomics]

Everybody out here thinking Hazbin Hotel's Lucifer is a soft silly man who wants to make the perfect rubber ducky and impress his daughter.

Which is true-

But

Think about what just happened.

When he finds out Charlie's life was threatened by ANGELS- I don't think he's gonna be so silly and airheaded anymore.

I damn hope he'll stand up and protect Charlie. If he tries being pacifist about this then I fear the worst.

Which is Charlie getting severely injured or even killed(?). Causing Lucifer to snap.

I'm pm doubting the death right away because damn, we have a season two confirmed so Charlie can't kick the bucket yet lol.

So

All in all. I'd be so down to see Lucifer losing his shit and snapping. If anyone has made any fan content that closely resembles this scenario PLEASE share! I live off this stuff!

[omnivorousshipper]

So, I found this article this morning and I was very much appreciating this pic of Statham

Idk, it's just a nice photo of him and I guess I was smiling in a certain way

Me: *sitting at one end of the cafeteria table*

My student at the opposite end: Teacher! What are you smiling about? Who are you texting??

Me: *panicking because now they're thinking I'm texting a partner*

Me: just this mouse I found in my classroom this morning!

Me: *proceeds to show them the mouse pic*

Phew! Now the kids think I'm perfectly normal! 🙃🙃

[assassin-artist]

cant believe it took seeing the big man himself on the screen for me to finally make old man fanart... conquest vs mercy >:) [WIP]

[tiki-was-here]

This is actually incomprehensible but we love rambles copied from the notes app

Surely someone has toyed with the idea of an au where omni man and homelander both exist (maybe like universe hopping) and are equally obsessed with you. Maybe it’s because you’re stronger than both of them and it makes them feel things they aren’t really ready to admit or they think that you’d make the perfect partner- worthy enough to stand by their side.

I haven’t watched invincible and I don’t subscribe to powerscaling so let’s just say that they are equally matched-which doesn’t stop them from fighting each other till they’re nothing but bloody masses and leveling cities just for your attention- but atleast they can’t kill each other. And they can’t exactly hurt you to get what they want because then they’ll have to deal with the other coming after them.

Idkkk I just feel like having the two as lovers would be such an interesting time. I think that if John actually has competition he’d immediately start kissing ass which would cause Nolan to want to prove that he’s better even though he likes to act like YOU should be the one thanking him for his attention.

While John is offended that your entertaining someone else, Nolan is more pissed of that you’re entertaining Homelander of all people- who in his eyes is a little bitch (fair assessment) and is not even a worthy competitor.

Ugh I’m thinking about them fighting over who gets to fuck you first. Even worse who gets to cum inside you. Because my hc is that John comes quicker but has a good recovery time but Nolan likes to take his time fucking you deep and when he cums he cums buckets

And it would be sooo easy to use their behavior to manipulate each other. On his own I think homelander would be more willing to play a submissive role but with Nolan as his competition he would find it hard to get truly comfortable because he’s afraid of being judged.

But if Nolan sees that you prefer a softer lover he’d reluctantly let you do things he’d find silly and demeaning, like tying him up and taking your time riding him keeping his orgasm just out of reach for hours on end. Or even just having his head in your lap while you card your fingers through his hair.

And ik that this would probably never happen and that Nolan especially would just get tired of you or kill you for whatever stupid reason he thinks of and face the consequences later but a man can dream.

Jumpscare warning 3 2 1 GO!

BOOOOO!

[theangrycomet-art]

The Chronospinner Twins, Roto and Omni

I didn't forget these two- it's just a lot harder for me to come up with good transformer designs for motorbikes.

Tried to also give them slight aerial vibes since they combine into a space ship

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