#omigod you guys finale

[nomaishuttle]

emmett i love you saur bad

[starplusfourletters]

I finally finished the last command

and it was a romp (spoilers)

Chewie spends the whole book on the edge of a nervous breakdown but buddy you very much did that to yourself. Sure, you swear a life debt to a guy who turns out to be One of the People in the Galaxy That Things Just Keep Happening To. Bad luck, bound to happen sometimes. But then you decide that life debt extends to his wife knowing FULL WELL that Even More Things Just Keep Happening to HER, and then they go and have TWINS? That’s on you, bud.

Mara “I still do want revenge on Luke Skywalker yes definitely now hold that thought I need to go risk my life to save Leia and the twins” Jade. Mara you’re embarrassing yourself.

Actual conversation:

Leia: Thanks again for saving my life. Mara: Don’t thank me until after I’ve killed Luke which I still absolutely want to do. Leia: So uhhh why’d you do it? Mara: I’m just opposed to kidnapping. Leia: Were you kidnapped? Mara: I dOn’T wAnT tO tAlK aBoUt iT yes. Leia: ... Mara: YOU THINK THIS IS ABOUT MY TROUBLED PAST?? Leia: … Mara: BECAUSE IT’S NOT Leia: … Mara: Anyway here’s the information only I can provide that will turn the tide of the war. It’s free. Friends and family discount. Leia: Thanks. Mara: I’M STILL GOING TO KILL YOUR BROTHER Leia: That’s nice, dear.

MY KINGDOM FOR GHENT. His dad boss forgets to pick him up from AV Club so he spends two months wandering unrestricted through the capital building and then cracks Enigma because he’s bored

A TWELVE-DAY Character Bonding Hiking Trip??!? Zahn’s really outdone himself this time

WAIT THIS WHOLE TIME MARA DIDN’T KNOW LUKE AND VADER ARE RELATED?? Omigod that’s HILARIOUS. I mean, yeah, I guess it just never came up? And she didn’t watch the OT movies? That’s very funny to me for some reason. I definitely assumed she’d gotten that memo

Oh man it really feels like I should have seen that reveal coming and I absolutely did not. Gawd I love the 90s. Wowowowowowow. Chef’s kiss. I have so many questions about the Bespin janitorial system

“LUUKE” I’m dying

Admiral “It appears to be a trap.” Akbar

We interrupt your regularly scheduled Good vs. Evil Star Wars content to bring you “the two Evil factions getting in each other’s way vs the two Good factions getting in each other’s way until they all realize we’ve hit the end of the book and just start attacking everything indiscriminately”

The Climactic Battle Scene:

Luke: Fighting his clone! Han: Pew pew pew pew! Mara: Psychic defense! Psychic attack! Leia: Dual wielding blaster and lightsaber! Karrde: In the back, petting his doggos and talking on his phone I was legit worried about his safety in this book. But he's not dumb; he knows he doesn't have enough plot armor to take on the Big Bad. He is simply the best there is

Wedge / Aves is the rarepair I didn’t know I needed

RUKH!!

Oh thank God the doggos are okay

So as far as I can tell Thrawn made one mistake that wasn’t just bad luck and it was doing a shit job of getting Mara out of the way. The dude really should have had MORE of his enemies killed

Thesis statement: Aww Themb! <3

Now I just need to watch someone explain this series to Ep9-era Palpatine. Preferably in the style of Worthikids.

[monsterswithimagines]

Undisclosed Desires - Part 6

Joe Goldberg x female!Reader

Summary: Twenty minutes before he would have met Guinevere Beck, Joe meets you instead. You intruige him, but it will soon become clear that there is something off about you.

Words: 845

Masterlist

Saturday can't come soon enough. I feel like this week has lasted an entire year.

Then it's finally Saturday morning. I'm happy to go to work today, because at the end of the morning shift, you'll be waiting for me. My reward for my work. You won't even mind that I won't have time to change out of my usual clothes - it's a deliberate choice on my end, because you like how I look. You told Nadia about it on Twitter just three days ago.

@MoonShadow_: waarom zijn jongens in boekwinkels altijd zo lekker 😭😭

Which translates to: why are boys in bookstores always so hot

I didn’t realize you were thinking this way, (Y/n). If I'd known, maybe I would have made a move already.

Candace wasn't nearly this hard to read.

Candace wouldn't have been worth all this waiting, though.

I'm not ashamed to admit that Candace was a wrong choice. I thought I saw something in her that wanted to be known by me, to be taken care of, but I was wrong. You, on the other hand, are unknown to almost everyone except your dear childhood friend. It must be so lonely. But when you're with me, you won't have to be alone anymore.

Ethan notices I'm distracted today, but he doesn't say anything about it. He's happy to take over the regular customer service duties if it means I'll run up and down the basement stairs carrying heavy books from eight to twelve. Ethan is the kind of guy who swears by a Kindle.

You'd never use a Kindle, would you? I can't imagine it. You buy books way too often to bother about something as asinine as digital reading.

Maybe if I tell you the Kindle is everything that's wrong with modern-day America, you'll laugh and agree with me. But then again, maybe you'll just think I'm a ‘gatekeeping dick’. That's what you called someone on Twitter when they said The Secret History was awful and that only insufferable, snobbish, self-absorbed, classist rich kids would ever think to read this shit. Don't kill me, (Y/n), but I kind of agree with the guy. One day you'll see my side.

I kind of agree with you too, though: the world needs to learn how to read again, it doesn't matter where they start.

I used to judge people for what they bought at Mooney's, but now I don’t anymore. At least they're reading. You're making me a better person that way. You're making me realize that even if people are just reading whatever bullshit they saw on TikTok, at least they're reading.

It's one pm, and you're late. I'm not too upset about it, though. You texted me about an hour ago.

YOU: omigod joe!!!

YOU: my boss is super pissed i forgot to send a client this important email

YOU: i gotta fix my mistake i might be like

YOU: 15 mins late

ME: Don't worry. Take your time.

YOU: 😅

I didn't reply to your smiley. What on earth am I meant to say to a picture of a smiling face? Besides, a smiley isn't worth nearly as much as your actual smile.

And there you are.

Only ten minutes late. It could have been worse.

You look flushed like maybe you ran here, and your hair is a mess so you've covered it with a beanie again, but you also look so happy to see me. I'm happy to see you, too.

You hug me.

“I'm so sorry,” you say. I'm not sure what you're apologising for, because I'm still trying to get over the fact that you hugged me. “I've had such a crazy morning.”

“You're not even that late,” I assure you, which is true. Candace used to be hours late, sometimes. Sometimes she didn't show up at all. “Do you mind giving me a minute? I want to wash my hands and stuff.”

I don't need a minute. I've been ready to leave for a while now. But I think you might need some time, and I can tell you won't ask for it.

“Yeah, yeah,” you say. “No problem.”

So I turn and I head to the bathroom. This means leaving you alone with Ethan, which may be risky. Ethan might say something stupid, or something about me. But then again, I don't think he'd ruin ‘getting some tail’ for me.

In the bathroom, I wash my hands and check my hair. I look how I always do after a shift at Mooney's, but I think that's fine.

You look beautiful, (Y/n). It's too soon to tell you something like that, but you do.

I emerge. You look calmer now. You're waiting in the office - Ethan must have let you in - sitting with your hands behind your head and your feet on the table. Stretched like that, I can see a bit of the skin above your jean shorts.

It's deliberate. You're taunting me.

“Hey,” you say. “All ready?”

You're wearing make-up. You don't usually wear make-up.

“All ready,” I agree.

[je-brille-dans-la-nuit]

Watching Star Trek TOS - So much is happening AAAH

The Corbomite Maneuver

This episode is about Jim, Bones and Spock bantering and Jim & Spock smiling at each other and I'M HERE FOR IT

The fact that Jim is walking from sickbay to his quarters half naked? I know you only have eyes for your ship darling but that's not everyone's case, put those away

"I'll keep that in mind Mr Bailey, when this becomes a democracy" The guy got his ass handed to him twice in less than 5 minutes

THIS EXCHANGE "And if you're asking the logical decision to make..." "No I'm not" "Has it occurred to you that there's a certain inefficiency in constantly questioning me on things you've already made up your mind about?"

"I was curious to see how they appear" "Yes of course you were" aka Jim all tense but taking time to be soft w/ Spock

"A very interesting game, this poker" aka Spock admiring Jim

"And you, Mr Bailey. The face of the unknown, I think I owe you a look at it."

Jim succeeding because he fulfills his duty which is to seek out and contact alien life & he won't leave a distress signal unanswered

After all the tension, a fun and optimistic ending!

I am: delighted

.

The Menagerie

Obv I knew it was gonna end well but I was STRESSED

Spock having a secret plan? Inventing a transmission?? Out of loyalty and friendship to his former captain???

McCoy & Jim being so sure of Spock's loyalty to him bc he's Vulcan

Spock hijacking the Enterprise!!!

The look on Jim's face when the computer doesn't respond to his voice command oh my god i can't

OH SPOCK SPOCK SPOCK

SO MUCH TENSION

They have changed uniforms for the court-martial lol appreciate their fashion sense

The commodore trying to get Spock to give up command of the ship by telling him he's invited death penalty onto Jim! The first thing that makes Spock react! My heart!!

"Captain, Jim, please don't stop me, don't let him stop me"

SO DRAMATIC

Jim saying "Guilty... as charged" OMIGOD

THEIR FINAL DIALOGUE AND JIM'S SMILE!!!

I am: overjoyed

(Ok Jim's a very understanding man (and/or very much in love) with Spock but the "mutiny - hijacking - court-martial - everythings goes back to normal" sequence would undermine both their authority before the crew, I can't believe there is 0 follow-up on that lmao)

[bronzetomatoes]

5th SHOW DONE, 2 MORE TO GO!!!!! finally getting over my cold (which was at its worst on opening night) so this was the best I've done the opening of Omigod You Guys ❤️❤️❤️

[jdsmineralwater]

okay okay okay so

im going to use legally blonde as my example bc im killing two birds with one stone by listening to it on repeat while studying so i focus on studying and get to know the musical im doing next year, so its on my mind a lot

essay of a currently undecided length under the cut

so, the reuse of melodies (underlying or musical or otherwise) is so interesting to me! for example, yk the piano track that runs under warrior of the mind in epic? its also used in my goodbye and the end of remember them. it represents athena and the whole triplets representing poseidon thing that jrh was talking about on tiktok also ties into that but thats sorta what im going on about.

in legally blonde, elle is the queen of reusing melodies. (everything i say next is entirely from memory and ear so... might not be 100% accurate) she repeats the already decided melody in omigod you guys when she starts singing, she repeats warners melody in serious etc. she comes up with the melody 'love im doing this for love' in what you want but thats the only reoccurring melody she comes up with. she sings in reprises or predetermined melodies by other characters or the ensemble usually, unless she starts the song herself. she sings a lot of melodies determined by other people.

so, that melody 'love, im doing this for love...'? comes up a lot. paulette starts ireland with it (love, youre lost without your love) she starts chip on my shoulder with it (love, i came out here for love) and, forgive me if im wrong, but i think find my way/finale follows that melody aswell? so imma focus on that.

you know whos the opposite of elle in this case? emmett. take it like a man? maybe, but he starts the song with elle, hes not repeating anything. even in legally blonde, when hes questioning elle initially its not the same melody. in chip on my shoulder, elle starts with the what you want melody and he changes it to a new one, which elle follows soon after. emmett isnt like elle in doing what they think others want, he does his own thing.

you know when he does repeat a melody? legally blonde. 'love, did i mention love?' when hes confessing his feelings for elle. he repeats her melody. the melody that has been recurring for her over the course of the show. he uses it. bc hes showing that he understands elle and accepts her melody, not something shes repeating for someone else.

i dont really know where im going with this, its not very well structured. however, it is why that part of legally blonde is so ahdbfeujd. to me.

i hope it was informative in some way?

[graygiantess]

What, Like It's Hard?

Omigod, you guys! Today's the day that the super secret project chxmpxgneproblems and I have been working on (and that only about 30 people knew about 🤭) finally goes live!

It's the IWTV AU you didn't know you needed. Please get ready to meet... Elle Woods! Lestat!

What, Like It's Hard?

(Rated M.)

The official What, Like It's Hard Playlist ('cover art' by @fuzziiwuzzii, used with permission) will be updated with each chapter drop!

This fic is our baby so please let us know what you think!

xoxo Ellestat, chxmpxgneproblems and Luce

[victor-aguilar]

OMIGOD YOU GUYS!! i FINALLY FINISHED ALL MY FOOD THIS TIME !! AND I DIDN'T FEEL LIKE THROWING UP ONCE!! I DIDN'T LEAVE ANY FOOD EITHER!!!

[cryz-a-lot]

OK I know it’s been done before 1,000 times but LEGALLY BLONDE ACE ATTORNEY AU (also I haven’t seen the movie just the musical and yes I know timeline wise it makes no sense)

Ima rephrase ig each song if you could call it that

Omigod you guys: Maya, Pearl and Emma helps Phoniex get prepared to purpose to Dahlia

Serious: Dahlia breaks up with Phoniex and no one potentially dies

What you want: Phoenix finds out Edgeworth got into Harvard law school and is determined to meet Edgeworth again for love. He drops out of art school to try and get into Harvard. Emma helps Phoenix get all the books and stuff he needs to study. Maya and Pearl helps convince Harvard to accept Phoenix.

The Harvard Variations: Phoenix finds what class Edgeworth is in

Blood in the water: Professor fey explains how she would have 3 new interns from that class. Mia asks Phoenix to summarize the SL-9 case Phoenix cannot because he didn’t read it. Franziska suggests that she kicks Phoenix out of her class. Phoenix leaves afterwards from embarrassment.

Positive: Pearl suggest Phoenix try’s to fight Franziska. But Phoenix said she’s scary. Ema suggests Phoenix try’s to ignore Franziska. Franziska and Edgeworth leaves. Phoenix is positive that he can be serious and hopefully win Edgeworth’s love.

Irland/Irland (Reprise): Maya tells Phoenix about how her mother disappearances after DL-6 incident and her Aunt Morgan’s arrest for trying to kill her. She tells Phoenix not to worry about Edgeworth and he could easily win him over

Serious (reprise): Edgeworth and Phoenix talk about how they were friends in elementary school. Phoenix asks him why he left, Edgeworth just walks away

Chip on my shoulder: Phoenix explains to Mia how he followed Edgeworth to Harvard and how Edgeworth refuses to talk to him. Mia tells Phoenix about her childhood and why she is so determined. She tells him he needs to actually focus and study. Mia helps throw out some stuff he doesn’t need and study. As thanksgiving and Christmas pass they still are working together. Edgeworth asks Phoenix if he’s seen Franziska and Phoenix has a bi panic. Mia realizes that the reason he isn’t focusing is because of Edgeworth. During a lecture Phoenix proves Edgeworth’s point wrong and won a mock trial.

So much better: Phoenix changed his entire career for Edgeworth but it’s starting it think it might be a bad idea. But it turns out Mia picked Franziska, Edgeworth and Phoenix for her 3 interns and He realizes that he’s actually good at law and it’s successful with it.

Whipped into shape: Franziska teaches Phoenix how to “whip” your client/witness “into shape”. While also Mia tells the 3 of them that they need to trust their client but the odds are very stacked against them.

Take it like a man: Maya and Franziska get Phoenix ready for his first trail/give him a glow up to win over Edgeworth

Bend and snap: Maya, Pearl and Ema try and teach Phoenix how to flirt but fail miserably

There! Right There!: Before the trial starts Phoenix is running late and Maya and Gumshoe debate if Edgeworth is gay or not and the argument ends up involving the whole court room. Larry figured it by asking “and what is your first name again?” “Miles” “and your boyfriends name?” “Wright” Franziska finally says something about how freaking gay Edgeworth is for Phoenix.

Legally Blonde: After almost losing his very first case to Manfred Von Karma Phoenix try’s talking to Edgeworth about the case and how Manfred might have forged evidence but that spirals into an argument with Edgeworth about him not talking to Phoenix during and after the trial. Phoenix tells Edgeworth that he’s going to drop out and locks himself in his dorm. Edgeworth finally try’s to tell Phoenix something but he’s not listening (Yk what I mean if you’d listen to the song)

Legally Blonde (Remix): Franziska and Maya convinces Phoenix not to drop out and try and win the trial. Phoenix ends up winning the trial

Find My Why/Finale: Phoenix tells Edgeworth that the only reason he came to Harvard was to meet him again but now he realized that Phoenix is going to go on being a lawyer with or without Edgeworth. Phoenix gets his law degree

Yes I know it sound like I just spouted out random nonsense but it make a tiny bit of sense for my 2 brain cells. I didn’t mean that to get emo a lil but at the end but idk. I might write a fan-fiction with this idea but I’ve never written fanfic before.

[disney-forever-and-evermore]

Legally Blonde the Musical

Omigod You Guys: sisters before misters

Serious: probably the douchiest breakup ever

Daughter of Delta Nu: sisters before misters reprise

What You Want: with a bit of hard work and peer pressure you can get whatever you want

The Harvard Variations: emmett is the only person here who isn't privileged

Blood in the Water: let the 75th annual hunger games begin

Positive: win back your man with the power of a greek chorus and a hot bod

Ireland: i listen to foreign music to drown out my troubles

Ireland (Reprise): it's not a... perfect metaphor

Serious (Reprise): warner is a real douche

Chip On My Shoulder: let's get down to business to defeat the huns

So Much Better: the empowering "i can do anything" act one finale

Whipped Into Shape: holy crap how is she singing with that choreo

Delta Nu Nu Nu: sisters before misters reprise reprise

Take It Like A Man: legally blonde + ratty corduroy 5ever

Bend and Snap: if you did this in real life it wouldn't work at all but this is a musical so let's run with it and try not to break any noses in the process

There! Right! There!: gay or european (i bet you thought that was already the title)

Legally Blonde: legally blonde + ratty corduroy reprise feat intense empathetic crying

Legally Blonde Remix: warner may be a douche but his (ex)girlfriend sure isn't

Scene Of The Crime: something to do with showers and perms i think at this point we all kinda stopped paying attention

Find My Way/Finale: forgiveness also sisters before misters reprise reprise reprise and legally blonde + ratty corduroy reprise reprise

[starplusfourletters]

I read vision of the future (hand of thrawn book 2 aka Who Scams the Scammers)

(spoilers) and once again it turned into a liveblog, apologies

Hold up are we doing Warrior Cats? Is this Warrior Cats Planet??

What base is “arm around your waist to serve as a psychic translator conduit”

Omigod I WISH my Warrior Cat name were “Jaded of Mara”

Everything I know about Soontir Fel I learned from x wing but I would not have guessed his primary motivation to be "dirt"

@ luke and mara: the girls are talkingggggg

North Barris Spaceport has me twitching

Ghent not remembering who the president is and just assuming it’s probably Leia. I mean fair

What base is "holding hands to brace yourselves over a swarm of flesh eating insects"

So we’re finally asking why Mara ISN’T actually dark side and the answer is… shrug emoji?

Man Zahn really is stuck on “character bonding hike” as a device huh. But consider I eat that shit up

Oh No Lando is racist

LMAO at “so oblivious you need a child pterodactyl to tell you to just kiss already” to “besides I don’t want my life to be like spiderman three I hated that movie” to “kissing with dubious consent” ALL ON THE SAME PAGE like Zahn finally realized he really needed to get this show on the road

LMAO at Ghent getting a free pass from Pellaeon to hack the empire. Like you’re just going to get the thing you need and not steal all of our military and political secrets right? Riiiight? Even more LMAO at the fact that that would probably not even occur to Ghent

When everyone assumes they're the protagonist so finding this one macguffin is their job personally. Like guys I like the energy but maybe we've got enough different plans to do the same thing (the exception, hilariously, being Luke) (and Oh No it turns out Luke is the one to find the macguffin because You Have to Follow Your Heart and Let the MacGuffin Come to You. I eat that shit up also)

Mara’s just... So great.

Not to make everything about my blorbo but absolutely to make everything about my blorbo I do wonder to what extent Ahsoka’s characterization post-Rebels doesn’t click for me is because a lot of the more obvious directions for Oldsoka overlap with Mara, and the powers that be didn’t want to reinvent the Mara Jade wheel. Not to say they have similar characterization – Mara has terminal sam coded dean girl syndrome – but idk, in dynamic range maybe? Calling out bullshit, weaponizing her own abrasiveness, covering insecurity with humor, being Kind of a Lot with a side of trust issues at any given moment – there are modes Mara and Youngsoka share that didn’t pass to Oldsoka apparently. Idk possibly all this is just me wanting them to TALK

Establishing that you can do evil things for selfless reasons without necessarily being in any danger of falling to the dark side is... Philosophically interesting

We interrupt this tale of political espionage to bring you Jedi Relationship Counseling (spoiler alert: communication is key)

"That part of her life [Mara’s time with Palpatine] had died unmourned" I mean mourned a little bit. Mourned for at least a book and a half

I've been willing to suspend my disbelief on everything in this book until "both Luke and Mara forget that ysalamiri exist"

I will never not be a sucker for The Movements and Transferred Ownership of Emotionally Significant Weapons

Oh No thrawn made a second foundation

The Aing-Tii seem OP but whatever

Oh No the second foundation forgot to close the garage doors

(Re: The Jade’s Fire) I know Mara’s having a Moment, and I promise I’m taking it seriously, but when the warrior cat asked “What is it you want, Mara Jade” my WHOLE BRAIN responded with "I want Hermione Granger! And a rocket ship!"

Moranda has real Kevin from home alone energy and I'm living for it

Is it bad that I’m actually kinda happy the Imperials’ Bothawui shield plan worked? Like, they had a really interesting plan and I’m happy for them. They earned it

WAIT IS MORANDA DEAD FR?

What base is “full mind meld while you’re fighting for your lives”

Who would win: ~1.5 Jedi, 2 sentinel droids droidekas, or Artoo with a sauntering gun

If I had a nickel for every time this duology explicitly established Jedi can’t go completely without oxygen, even when in a trance, I’d have two nickels. Which isn’t a lot but which makes me feel like the Ahsoka show had a weirdly specific axe to grind with the source material

Luke’s proposal to Mara is Just. The. Funniest. Thing. That’s some Anakin-level cringe and the prequels aren’t even out yet. He truly is his father’s son.

I mean POV there’s this guy and for a couple years you want to kill him, and then you realize that’s more of a You Problem, so then you’re friendquaitances for a decade mostly because you don’t approve of the shit he’s getting into, and then you have one (1) honest conversation and get caught in a death trap and he’s like “so I think the next step for us is marriage”

LEIAAAAAA! Full Jedi Knight Leia is both terrifying and hot. I would run.

“So it is treason” – Some random guy

Lando needs to be on the New Republic payroll simply for being willing to speak to any of the other characters and also he needs a raise. This poor guy getting called on to command the entire New Republic fleet mid-battle and he’s like “I’ve been a civilian for 15 years and also I knew you would pull some horse piss like this steve”

Mara Jade, Imperial protege. Skills include: Identifying load-bearing walls. (Now all I want is Property Brothers: Sith Edition)

Mara please. Luke please. These absolute idiots. This is some pear scene shit. I hope nothing bad happens to them ever

The whole back half of this book has been an emotional rollercoaster for me specifically because I wanted Flim to be Thrawn FR soooooo baddddd. And now I’m sad. His name literally means scam don’t do this to me Zahn

I’ve been amused by all the Star Wars universe idioms but I gotta take a moment to specifically showcase “burned your sky-arches.” Karrde is a delight to have in class

Having an independent intelligence agency that’s supposed to work for both the New Republic and the Empire seems absolutely unhinged but go off I guess

When the New Republic and Empire sign peace accords and Luke can’t even be bothered to show up

Mara is great and her arc is fuckin hilarious to me. The narrative has identified her as The Damaged One and I’m like???? She came to terms with her troubled past, drew her own boundaries regarding the Dark Side, recognized that there are people who care about her instead of pre-emptively pushing them away, and resolved to form deeper emotional connections. Smash cut to ROTS Anakin whose physical and psychic damage has literally turned his brain into oatmeal

Again I know this was before the prequels Mad points for explicitly saying Mara needed to form attachments to become a Jedi. Zahn being pretty gangsta there

OH NO THEMB

[dobits]

day forty-one: daybeds.

“so, is it gonna be mr. jude cohen?” angel muses. he’s on his stomach, feet kicking in the air, and still positively tickled by the fact that his two buddies finally tied the villa-equivalent knot. “i dunno if she’s the type of chick to take your name, although jenny dempsey is, like, fucking adorable.” despite how firmly the pair have attached themselves to the other’s hip, angel still managed to be a little surprised that jude made such a real-life gesture. maybe things are different in his head, but for angel it feels so official, so binding. “omigod, how many kids? i feel like you guys are just gonna have a bunch of girls. bunch a little jenny’s.” / @gotatext​

[personinthepalace]

Sandra x Max

If there ever was a perfect couple, this one qualifies!

[faebriel]

actually the reason why take it like a man is so good and also reinvents love is bc it isn’t the moment when elle falls for emmett post-transformation but it’s the moment when emmett falls for elle because he sees her in her natural element and putting all of this effort into this expedition out of the goodness of her heart and THAT is why it reinvents romance actually

[stevenbasic]

GITJ Post 260: First Date, Epilogue: Watch Out Missy

Randi Mongillo stood behind her friend Melissa at the squat rack, ostensibly spotting the taller woman but really just marveling at her friend’s enormous ass and hoping to god she could actually do this insane amount of weight by herself. If she was actually called on to help her out in her rep Randi wasn’t sure she could do anything. How many of those heavy plates did Missy have on for this set? Ten? Twelve???

“I can feel it. He wants me so big,” Melissa grunted, coming up from a low squat to push the incredible amount of weight upward. It was incredible, how she could even speak as she did this. It didn’t even seem that heavy to her, and yet…god. Even though the gym was relatively empty, here before 8am on a Saturday morning, they’d attracted a few respectful stares. Women looked on in admiration, proud of their gym-bunny sister, seeing what she could do and becoming inspired. Men, the few that remained members here (the whole “vulni-chic” thing had really caught on, and muscles on men were now wayyyy out of style), mostly gaped in awe…she was lifting certainly more than any of them had ever done.

“Yeah well it looks like he’s gonna get what he wants,” Randi quipped in admiration, watching her friend drop low to another squat, “Just remember, though, Missy, why you haven’t dated anyone…remember what happens…” 

Melissa grunted in acknowledgement, vaguely recalling her few previous ‘boyfriends’. They all seemed so silly, now, compared to Dr. J. It was kinda hard to even picture what they looked like. “I get it Randi, I do,” she said, pushing out another rep of this godawful amount of metal.

“Good, good,” Randi replied. Unused to having to be the voice of reason, she sometimes felt like she was dealing with a kid, a teenager when she was dealing with Melissa. Didn’t she remember the guy from the DMV? Or that aggressive jerk she talked about from High School? How, when she was with these guys, she started to…change. Not in good ways, either. Didn’t that make her nervous, starting up a new relationship? “I don’t want to see you get, like, too deep, get hurt…” She goggled again at her friend's huge butt as she rose from her last rep. “Christ Missy those things are like planets…” she couldn’t help but extol.

“Haha thanks, but this is different. This feels right…” Melissa finally replied, casually racking the bar with a clamorous >>CLANG!<< that filled the large room, plates clanking, “...it’s at the right time.” She’d just done 14 reps of what not-too-long-ago had been her max. And, haha, apparently the world record, according to Rachel the gym lady. It was about as much as the equipment here could handle, and nowhere near what she knew she’d be able to do when they really pushed her at Evolution, where she was - sigh - supposed to be, like, now. They’d called this morning, wanted her there for the rest of the weekend, for more “testing”. She knew they were just pissed about last night. Or nervous. Either way, they could wait.

“Well, you two make a nice couple,” Randi quipped as Melissa stepped out of the rack, allowing her to get in. Melissa began pulling most of the plates off the bar, of course, for her friend, but was proud of Randi. Even she was getting new gains here at the gym, admittedly not always her favorite place in the world. “You certainly seem to like one another,” Randi added, watching in quiet wonder as Melissa moved the heavy metal disks around like they were made of styrofoam, “You…do know you were on camera whole time?”

“Yeah that’s the only reason I’m not totally pregnant right now,” Melissa laughed, pulling off all but the last large plate, “Omigod I’m not kidding. I think he made me ovulate! I have to figure out a way to turn that camera off if I want, the one in his room.” She picked up two 25-pound plates, again like they were toys. “Who’s the best person to ask, without asking, y’know…her?”

“I guess Marisela,” Randi said, nodding at Melissa, who added the new weight to the bar. One-eighty five was a lot but boys love a big booty so here we go. “I think you should be able to do it from your phone.”

Melissa watched, encouraging her friend as Randi was able to push out six reps, really good for her! She loaded the bar back up, until it once again began to flex from the weight, and got back into position. Randi was playing with her phone, behind her, saying she wanted to post something for the practice.

“You are NOT going to be posting pictures of my butt, are you?” Melissa laughed, even as she saw the flash of Randi’s phone reflected in the bar in front of her.

“Just getting more clicks, boss,” Randi quipped, laughing again…

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[babymilkawa]

I couldn’t see if the requests were open or not so feel free to ignore this if they are closed! I LOVED your ballet piece and I don’t even do ballet lmao,, can you do the same thing with maybe a painter s/o? Like maybe they are working on a canvas or something? Or a different scenario where they just see their s/o concentrated on a canvas if you want to change things up! Again with todoroki and maybe with tamaki or any other charavters you feel like! Thank you so much if you write this and if now I really like your stuff even thought I just found you

aww I’m sry I’ll add my status on my bio cos my pinned post is getting kind of crowded but anon omg u read my mind! I was just thinking of doing an artist s/o <3

artist s/o headcanons with:

todoroki shoto, tamaki amajiki, bakugou katsuki

gn!reader :)

todoroki shoto

whenever the two of you are chilling in your dorm, you just pull a canvas up and start painting

he’s like where’d you even pull that out from?

but the atmosphere is quiet and peaceful

if you don’t want him to look at the wip only the final result (like me), he’ll respect that and sit in front of you

but if you’re ok with him watching you paint, he’ll just pull up a chair next to you and just s t a r e

won’t say anything cos he doesn’t wanna break your bubble

but is fascinated

how do you do it? how do you look so beautiful and wow how do your hands just make works of art like that?

even if ur not proud of some of ur pieces, he thinks they’re all great

because he knows how much effort you put in them

to him, ALL of them are masterpieces B)

and omigod if you draw him?? he’ll melt into your hands

will treasure it SO much

maybe even have little drawing games like drawing each other’s face

his paper will have hearts all over it and even if it looks bad, u appreciate the effort <3

if you guys are lying around, he’ll just take your hands and stare at them

kissing in between them, on your palm, or your wrist

he’s thinking like these...these are the hands that create art

tamaki amajiki

the first time you do it, he’ll just sit there

speechless

and if you turn and catch him staring, he’ll turn away and go “oh wow that’s a cool eraser”

“could you pass that to me babe?” You ask

“s-sure yea”

he is often in a huge dilemma at times like this

like does he stare at ur beautiful face?? or does he look at the art ur making with those beautiful hands??

very confused

after you’re done you ask him what he thinks and he’s :O

will 192938299% encourage you if you put it up for show or on the internet

takoyakiboy72: i have never seen anything this beautiful...except maybe the artist

if you randomly send him sketches of him or his favorite food, he’ll rly put them in a special place in his heart

he has a whole chamber for you in his mind and every single file cabinet is a memory

ur art is in one of them ;)

let’s say you mess up

he’s by your side immediately before you freak out and either gets a paper towel to clean it up or gives you suggestions on how to fix it if it’s too late to turn back

if u go for hours at a time without taking a break, he’ll bring in water and snacks and will feed you cos u have paint stains on ur fingers

ur #1 fan yessir 😌

bakugou katsuki

boy is damn annoying

if u don’t want him to see the wip, he’ll tease you first

try to sneak around you or get a mirror or lay his head on ur lap to take a littttleee peeeaak

earning a flick to his forehead of course

but he knows that u knows he’s joking

if u start to get annoyed and say that he’s distracting you, you will not hear from him until you finish

UNleSsss you want him there

no hesitation, head on ur lap, admiring your face

yk sometimes he’ll just walk in ur dorm if ur not in there and just sit on ur bed

and stare at the works of art on ur wall

like it’s some kind of museum

If u get a little insecure or don’t wanna hang it on the wall he’ll hype you up or offer to put it at his dorm

u need to feel confident cos ur his s/o ok 😠

if u post it online, lordexplosionmurder420 will spam and hype up everything

he is ur supplier for art supplies

yes he sponsors u 😌✨

if he even hears you try to squeeze a bottle of paint with some effort, he’s running to the store to get you a whole pack

washes your palette and brushes clean because “you worked hard shitty woman”

if u draw him, immediately goes why me??

cos u were practically carved by a god SIR

a/n: I’ve been wanting to write this for a while so thx for the ask!!

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