#omgggggggg this was hard help me

[juiceofmoons]

Third Eye

[purrplegyuu]

Treasure members you think would enjoy rough sex?

Omgggggggg so it’ kinda hard to choose because my babys are all sweet angels, but…

Jihoon, Yoshinori and Junghwan.

Jihoon is the type of guy who likes to tie his your hands on your back so when he’s fucking you ruthlessly, with your legs on his shoulders, the only thing you can do is scream and cry out his name over and over again. And smiles admiring the marks you did yourself on your wrists because of the pleasure as he unties you. Doesn’t treat you like a princess afterwards. In fact, he’s the type to make fun of you and mock your screams and expressions while asking you to get off his bed so he could change his blankets. He doesn’t hate you, he just knows you like it rough, loveless. (I shouldn’t tell you this but guys, i’m writing a fanfic for him, and that kinda inspired me to write this hehe)

Yoshinori might seem sweet and kind and nice, and he is, BUT hear me out. He looses his mind once he finds out you can’t fuck yourself on his dick because you’re already “too tired” even if you’ve only been on top of him for five minutes. One of his hands taking your hip while the other one holds your head against his chest, fucking you restlessly through at least three orgasms, even if you’re crying and screaming that’s too much and that you need a rest, everything he does is apologize once and once more. After that, he feels so guilty he cannot stop apologizing, even if you tell him it’s alright.

Junghwan is that kind of kind, quiet guy who wight be soft or mean when having sex—it depends on his type of relationship with you. He would be so sweet and cute to you as a girlfriend, he would just trust you enough to let you see his soft side. But as a friends with benefits relationship… omg he would just love the way you press your knees together every time he says mean thing to you, so he wouldn’t stop calling you a whore while fucking you feral against one of the walls of your bedroom. Your whole body would ache afterwards, so he would be there, helping you go to the bathroom, putting your clothes on, covering you with your blankets, and getting out of your room just to fake he doesn’t know you the next time you try to talk to him.

Lemmie know guys what do you think, luv yaaa!

Thank you so much for asking 🫶🫶😘

[like-the-rest-of-la]

OMGGGGGGGG FUCK, THAT LAST GIFSET OF MY BF WED YOU JUST REBLOGGED FHGGHGHGGH THATS GONNA BE SO FUCKING GOOD I SERIOUSLY CANT WAIT TO READ IT ❤️‍🔥 YOU ARE SO SMART FOR ADAPTING THIS MOVIE FGFHBFRHFFHF

SIEKKEKWKW THAT GIF SET IS INSAAAANE RIGHT??!?!!!! And I'm really suuuper excited to write that scene (AND I'M SUPER EXCITED THAT YOU'RE EXCITED), though I fear that everyone’s gonna scream at me when I post it😅😅

But I gotta be honest, it's not gonna be a real my best friend's wedding movie adaption because Eddie's not gonna go as hard as Jules and try to break them up, instead he's gonna SUFFER AND PINE while he helps Buck plan the wedding, though some other people might scheme 😅😅

[byuntrash101]

hi hello! finally reblogging this! it's long overdue but as i was reading i was taking so many screenshots of my fave moments that ended up with like 15 and i had to narriw it down and it was HARD like i couldnt pick tbh but yeah i did it finally so here it is <3

as soon as i read that i was thats my man right there i know its him and yeah it was him

not him being the big doofus in this too haha poor baby i cant help but imagine him feeling extra good about himself as he commutes home and then calling the number only to hear it's not in service :(((( poor mingi it's okay baby ill comfort you <3

what a wonderful idea!!!!! yes please do kind sir!!! walk me around like a (redacted) (its hard reviewing this with getting myself arrested because im feral already and it's only the 3rd screenshot.............

EXCUSE ME?????????? HAIR????????????? THE WAY I KICKED MY FEET AND LITERALLY SILENT SCREAMED AT THAT!!!!!!!! JUST THE THOUGHT OF WOO'S HAIR............. IM NOT OKAY I LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE THAT SO MUCH SO HOT!!!!!! SO %*£!#% HOT

i swear i can legit hear the wet sounds and sannie's breathing getiing quicker......... and i cant say more because i just cant

this.... this whole thing........ like your writing made so easy to picture and imagine the scene in the smallest details! throughout the whole fic the detailing is actually crazy and here it really shines through <333333 sannie's so eager to taste woo on mc's lips and its actually the hottest fckn thing ever. i will not recover from this ever

omggggggg i mean if it's me then yes im always thinking about mingi's meat rod (excuse the terminology) because im literally hornier than a dog 24/7 but how did you know????

omggggg can i cry??? because this absolutely perfect????? i mean how can you not be dumbified by him??? impossible! non sense!

lies....

omgggggggg mdkkmskflskfmsdkfsdmdsldslkdslkdskdklfd this!!!!! this right there!!!! my pain kink and my objectification kink are SKYROCKETING!!!!! and the sweet encouraging words >>>>>>>> he's so sweet for this i cantttttt

ANYWAYSSSS THATS IT !!! THANK YOU FOR YOUR SERVICE NORA <333333

heists and celebrations

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pairing: jung wooyoung x fem!reader x choi san

w.c.: 3.9k

tags: smut, they're all criminals/partners in crime, criminal behaviour (theft), mentioned boxer!san and his manager!wooyoung, some reckless driving

with the stolen necklace secured around your neck, wooyoung slumped back in his seat, fingers gripping the steering wheel while his eyes remained focused on the overhead mirror, watching his two partners celebrate another successful heist in the back of his van.

A/N: I've had this fic idea in my notes since the very first woosan teaser dropped so I'm really glad I was finally able to write it out! ( ´∀`) though challenging fsr, I really enjoyed writing the smut for this one. happy reading! ^^

nsfw & warnings under the cut—minors dni!! 🔞

warnings: semi-public sex, van sex, rough sex, really fucking filthy sex (genuinely disgusting), dom!wooyoung, dom!san, sub!reader, some jealousy, messy making out, reader is wearing red lipstick and it gets everywhere, unprotected sex (👎🏼), creampie, oral (m receiving), deepthroating, face fucking (kind of), this is where the reckless driving comes in wink wonk, cum swallowing, cum sharing/snowballing, spit kink, praise, degradation (reader is called a slut once), a cute little breeding kink, a sprinkle of breath play (barely any), some begging, lots of drooling, overstimulation, nicknames (sannie; youngie; baby, darling, sweetheart, love, good girl, pretty girl), wooyoung watches them fuck the whole time, and teases san because he's cute when riled up

Walking past the metal detectors, you raised your phone to peek at your reflection, making sure the glitter on your eyelids and the red painting your lips were intact, smacking them together once before walking further into exhibit.

Your footsteps slowed as you passed the broad, arched doorway and entered a wider gallery with accessories from numerous eras lining the walls, people crowding in front of the displays. Your eyes trailed over the diamonds and gold encased within the glass boxes, the overhead lights reflecting the luxury accessories. In any other heist, your eyes would remain forward, playing the role of a mere passerby minding their own business. But today, you were just another visitor in this exhibit, ogling at the jewellery on display. A quick, discrete scan of the room was enough to find you your target – standing near the wall to your left, the blonde head of hair displacing him in the monochrome room.

Just as you were about to move towards the tall figure, your gaze unintentionally flitted to the right, colliding with feline eyes staring right back at you from the other side of the room – the man standing idly in a uniform too big for him, bruises from last night’s match tainting his angular features. You twisted your body in the other direction, heeled boots clacking over the polished tile with confident strides, your eyes meeting the blonde man’s and dragging his attention off the rowdy school kids in the far corner. You waited until his gaze fell on you to dig the tip of your tongue into the corner of your mouth, blinking innocently as you approached him, your eyes moving down to read the ID card hanging off his neck.

Security Guard Song Mingi

Stepping into his personal space, your hand flew to his shoulder and you drew your eyebrows together in feigned distress. “Oh, thank God! Sir, could you please help me?”

Mingi’s head lowered to eye the hand resting delicately over his chest, looking back up to meet your anxious eyes. “S-sure, yes, of course," he stuttered when your fingers tightened around his lapel. "What can I help you with?"

You twisted your body and walked backwards until you hit the wall behind him, slumping against it and exhaling deeply. “My friend,” you paused, looking up at him now that he’d turned his back to the rest of the room. You blinked faux tears into your eyes, quivering your bottom lip ever so slightly while you spoke, “I’ve been looking for her for hours. Could you please help me find her, Sir?”

You watched Mingi’s ears shift hues, his head turning to the side as he coughed awkwardly. The bright red blurred in your peripheral as you stared ahead, nodding discretely at the idle figure across the room and watching it slip past the restricted ribbon closing off a section of the exhibit, looking back at Mingi when broad shoulders disappeared behind the corner.

“She said she’d meet me at the Tiffany and Co. section, but she never showed up. She won’t even answer her phone,” you leaned forward to wrap your fingers around his forearm, looking up at him with wide eyes, glassy with simulated concern. “I’m really worried about her, Sir. Please help me?”

--

Nimble fingers worked over the display case’s lock, occasionally looking back at the doorless entrance to confirm he was still in the clear. Moving his attention back to the small keyhole, he worked the pick and wrench inside with steady hands, the flashlight held between his lips reflecting off the glass. A whispered curse vibrated around the flashlight when his jacket sleeve slid down his arm, covering the hand holding the pick – along with the bloody scrapes and bruises colouring his knuckles – but he was too far in to back out now, working the lock with the fabric draped over it. After a few more tries, a muted click sounded and the glass door swung open.

Cat-like eyes raised off the picked lock to examine the diamond necklace hanging off the jewellery stand, studying the angle at which the light bounced off the large stones. Reaching forward, he carefully lifted the necklace with his index and thumb around the clasp, securing it in the felt bag he’d pulled out of his blazer before tucking it back inside. Digging his hand into his back pocket, he pulled out an identical replica – cheap moissanite bedazzling the silver – and intricately placed it inside the case, adjusting it over the stand before closing the glass door and listening for the soft click of its automatic lock.

Pulling the flashlight out of his mouth, he switched it off and patted his breast pocket once before walking back towards the entryway. A quick peek into the short hallway outside to ensure it was empty followed by quick steps past the red ribbon sealing off the section he had been in, San squinted at the bright overhead lights as he made it back into the main gallery, rooting himself in his previous position just in time for five suited men to make their way into the big room. Their conversation continued as they walked past San, nodding in acknowledgement before making their way over the restriction ribbon and through the short hallway, grease from the sandwiches they’d had for lunch coating their moving lips.

The familiar sonance of your laugh drew his attention to the wide entrance, his eyes finding yours over the blonde security guard’s shoulder before trailing down to study the arm draped over your waist. The plan was for you to guide him away from this gallery and into another, but there you were, barely an inch separating you and the tall man. San’s eyebrow twitched at the proximity, but more so at the dumb smile splitting his face in half while his other arm points towards where your ‘friend’ was supposedly waiting for you. Meeting your gaze once again, he gave you a firm nod before solemnly staring ahead.

With a flirty smile and a few bats of your eyelashes, you slipped a fake number into Mingi’s phone and walked away, the guard barely noticing you walking in the opposite direction of which he pointed you in.

San’s eyes flitted to the antique clock hung up on the wall across from him, turning around just in time to watch a man with a sharp nose and jet-black hair approach him. Quickly glancing at his ID card, San bowed slightly and began walking away as his ‘shift’ came to an end.

“Wait,” the deep baritone halted San’s movements, twisting his torso to look back at the guard. “Let me see your ID,” he reached a hand out, palm up and expecting.

San blinked once, twice, before pulling the lanyard off his neck and handing it to the man in front of him, turning his body to face him fully. The grim man examined the card, flipping it over a few times before sliding it back into San’s hand.

“Good work today, Yunho,” he gave him a tight smile which San reciprocated with a small bow before he moved away to stand where San had been all evening.

Stepping out of the stuffy exhibit and into the chilly night, San inhaled deeply, walking down the small steps and reaching into his blazer for the felt bag, swiftly stuffing it into his slacks before shrugging off the loose uniform and slinging it over his shoulder. He strutted down the block, his lips pursed as he whispered mindlessly, his soiled tank top sticking to his body with the night breeze blowing over his skin.

A few minutes of walking led him to a familiar convenience store, the lights flickering weakly and the table set out the front swaying with the light wind. Casually peeking over his shoulder, he made sure no one was following him before turning a corner, your familiar figure – resting against the graffitied wall – waiting for him in the damp alleyway. You pushed yourself off the grimy concrete, a smile stretching your lips when your eyes zeroed in on the felt bag pinched between two of his fingers.

Grabbing onto the thin material of his tank top, you pushed San backwards until his body crashed into the wall, the red on your lips transferring to his when you pressed your mouths together, the metallic taste of blood seeping into your taste buds as you licked over the corner of his lip. San’s fingers wrapped around your nape, inhaling deeply before parting his lips and running his tongue over your bottom teeth. Cold fingers tickled the sides of your neck, a heavy weight falling over your collarbones while San’s tongue pressed against yours. One of your hands untangled from the material of his top, running over your decolletage until your fingers made contact with the cool silver and curved over the slope of the large diamonds. The felt bag – now empty and worthless – fell into the puddle by your feet, the malodor of sewage masked by the hunger in San’s eyes, his hands wandering over your body while he devoured you.

A loud honk from the van parked down the alley cut your fit of passion short. You giggled at San’s irritated griping as you made your way to the vehicle, the metal surface littered with dents of various sizes and the colourful lettering chipping off the white paint. You walked past San as he pulled at the back handles, skipping your way to the front and watching the door fly open, sliding into the passenger seat as Wooyoung retreated back into his.

“Welcome back,” he flicked the tip of your nose, his eyes fixed on the glimmering stones hanging off your neck. “I’m guessing we can skip the debrief?” A lopsided smile pulled at the corner of his mouth.

Looping two fingers around the silver band, he tugged you towards him, the clasp digging into the back of your neck as some of the lipstick still painting your lips smeared over Wooyoung’s, his tongue gliding over yours to flatten over the roof of your mouth.

The curtain behind you slid open, San’s deep grumble obscured by your heavy breathing. “Ya! I worked my ass off to get that. If you wanna pull that hard, just buy her a leash,” he propped his forearm on the back of the seat, resting his chin over it to study the red smudged over Wooyoung’s lips.

“Worked our asses off,” you complained.

“No, I worked my ass off while you were busy flirting with that prick.”

You could see Wooyoung’s eyebrow quirk, his questioning gaze lasting only a second before he parted from you with a final kiss, letting go of the necklace and slumping back in his seat to turn the engine on. “Leave her alone, Sannie. If you wanted to be praised for doing your job right, you should’ve just said so,” he pressed his foot down on the pedal, reversing out of the alleyway before digging his palm into the steering wheel and turning it twice to move onto the empty road.

The pout on your lips faded when your eyes met San’s, angling his chin to point at Wooyoung, the silent communication bringing a shared smile to your lips.

“Youngie,” you tugged on his sleeve, leaning over the console to get closer to him.

“Yeah, baby?” his eyes remained trained on the road, a few cars driving alongside him on the dark highway.

San chuckled breathily, “I think our pretty girl wants to thank you for the ride. We couldn’t have pulled this off without you. Right, sweetheart?”

You nodded eagerly, gliding your palm up his thigh and inwards to tease at his clothed crotch. He glanced over at you, his teeth peeking through his parting lips, the corners curled upwards.

“Oh really? Is there anything else you want to thank me for?”

“Thank you for getting rid of that Yunho guy, we would’ve been in trouble if he had been there,” your fingers trailed over the zipper, circling his button before popping it open.

“Mm, that’s right. Come on now, sweet girl, thank me properly,” Wooyoung slumped further down in his seat, widening his legs and dropping one hand off the steering wheel to give you space.

Just as you freed his half-hard length from the confines of his boxers, San’s hand cupped the back of your head and pushed you down. Your torso bent over the console, the gear stick digging into your waist by the time San let go of you.

You pulled away slightly, fingers wrapped around his base and tongue rolled out to place kitten licks over his cockhead. Wooyoung peeked down at you to follow the line of drool dripping off your tongue to lubricate his cock, snapping his eyes back up to the road with a guttural groan squeezed your fist around him. You pressed your lips to his tip, placing your hands over his upper thighs and moving back to admire the painted outline of your lips – the last of your lipstick colouring it red.

When you deemed him hard enough, your lips closed around his leaking head, giving him a gentle suck to feel his thighs contract before taking him further into your mouth. You nuzzled your nose into the hair around his base and relaxed your throat, flattening your tongue over the underside of his cock and reveling in the tight grunts it elicited from above.

A loud horn blared from the lane beside yours, Wooyoung’s vision unblurring and his palm hurriedly gliding over the steering wheel to adjust the swerving van. San snickered behind him, partly at your muffled coughs around the younger man’s cock as the rough steering jerked your body around. You pull away to breathe once the vehicle settled, inhaling deeply and clearing your throat, the bitter taste of precum on your tongue.

“I don’t think she’s thanking you hard enough, Youngie,” San tsked behind you, palming over his clothed cock as he took in your red eyes and sniffling nose.

“Mm, I think you’re right,” the arm resting idly over the console raised, fingers tangling in the hair at your nape and pushing your head downwards until the warmth of your mouth engulfed him once again, soft groans escaping through gritted teeth as your throat constricted around his tip. With the hand in your hair, he began moving you over his cock, bobbing your head and noting the weight of the necklace adoring your neck falling over his thigh every time his tip brushed against your uvula. “Fuuuuck, that’s my good girl.”

The outline of his vein slid over your tongue, pulsing as you took him down your throat. You could hear the slick movement of San’s hand over his cock, his eyes moving between your stretched lips and Wooyoung’s parted ones, soft, breathy moans muffled under the wind rushing through the open window. You felt him twitch inside your mouth, the familiar clench of his abdomen egging you on, taking him all the way and hollowing your cheeks. The van veered to the left again, Wooyoung’s eyes barely open as pleasure rushed through his veins with every squeeze around his cockhead. You swallowed around him once, twice, before gagging around the hot ribbons of white shooting down your throat. The limp fingers in your hair regained their strength, pushing your head down while he rolled his hips into your mouth, your jaw going slack as he used you to milk out the last of his cum.

San’s eyes fluttered shut to take in the melodies playing through Wooyoung’s parted lips – rough grunts paired with airy moans while he fucked the last of his load into your mouth, pulling you off him to wipe the tip of his cock over your face, a line of cum smeared over your cheek. A few seconds of muted shuffling passed before saltiness consumed San’s tastebuds, your mouth roughly pressing against his, tongue breaching his lips to share some of Wooyoung’s release. His Adam’s apple bobbed, eagerly swallowing down the tangy liquid before diving in for more, pushing you further into him with a hand to the back of your head. A throaty moan vibrated against your lips, San’s cock lurching in his limp fist as he sucked the last of Wooyoung’s load off your tongue. Pulling away, you grabbed San’s jaw firmly and moved your head closer to spit into his open mouth, a mixture of your spit and his marbled with milky white reflecting the passing streetlights before disappearing down his throat.

“Wooyoung, fuck,” he spoke, words slurred from the tight grip you have on his jaw, rolling his wrist around his leaking cockhead. “Pull over. I need her right fucking now.”

--

The van jumped over a speedbump, the driver too distracted to slow down, eyes trained on the overhead mirror instead of the road as two bodies moved steadily in the reflection. Two fingers twisted the volume knob to the left, silencing the music to revel in the harmony of moans surging from the back of the van.

The worn-down mattress was anything but comfortable, your dripping pussy adding to the stains decorating it. Looking over to the side, your eyes settled on the discarded boxing gloves from the night before, splotches of maroon flaking off the faux leather. One of San’s hands cupped the back of your head, pushing your face down while he pounded into you from the back, his other pulling at the necklace around your neck, the diamonds pressing into your skin to form thin crescents.

Wooyoung scoffed at the sight – red spreading from the soiled collar of San’s tank top and up to his neck, beads of sweat rolling down his skin and sinking into the cheap cotton. “What happened to all your hard work, hm?” his eyes rolled down to San’s white knuckles, wrapped tightly around the accessory restricting your airflow.

“Shut up,” he spat, his hips slamming into the backs of your thighs as he pumped his cock between your fluttering walls. The hand covering the back of your head slid down your spine to squeeze at your waist, his blunt nails stabbing into your heated flesh while husky grunts vibrated through his throat.

Wooyoung’s eyes shifted to your face, concealed as you looked over to the side, your lips parted with drool pooling under your head. “Aw, I think Sannie got a little jealous earlier. Right, sweetheart?”

The words reduced to mere sounds in your head, the syllables meshing as San’s cockhead pistoned into your g-spot, barely registering the rough fingers tangling into the hair at your crown before sharp pain seared through your scalp, your chest lifting off the tattered mattress and neck craning as San angled your face upwards. You sucked in deep breaths now that the silver band wasn't digging into your neck, choking around broken cries of pleasure. Hooded eyes studied your face in the small mirror – pupils dilated, tears and glitter eyeshow staining your heated cheeks with saliva trickling down your chin, body jerking forward every time San’s hips slammed into yours, his cock stretching you open around his girth.

“'Don’t think she can answer,” San rasped, his eyes dropping to watch the flesh of your ass ripple every time he drove into your clenching cunt. “Ah- So fucking tight for me.”

Wooyoung’s fingers squeezed around the steering wheel, “is he fucking you good, baby?” The corners of his lips twitched with a concealed smirk, “or is my pretty slut still thinking about that man’s cock?”

Your brain short-circuited, shots of burning pleasure soaring through your veins and forcing your eyes shut. “it’s good, s-so good,” your speech was barely coherent, moans spilling out of you as San continued to fuck you through Wooyoung’s interrogation.

“What about my second question?” San’s eyes flew towards the mirror to meet Wooyoung’s, clenching his jaw so tight it bordered on painful, the younger man smiling to himself over how easy it was to rile San up.

San rammed his cock inside you, holding it deep within your cunt while he bent at the waist to whisper in your ear, the deep baritone of his voice nearly masked under your pathetic moaning, “be a good girl and answer Youngie’s question, or have I already fucked you dumb?"

“I-I’m not! ‘Love Sannie’s cock so much- hnngh!” your upper body flopped onto the mattress, your scalp burning under the palm San had flattened over your head, fingers rubbing soothing lines over your roots while he ground his cock into your heat.

“That’s right,” he pressed his lips to your slick shoulder and gave you a harsh thrust, rolling his hips once, twice before pulling off you. His hands slid down your body to grab at your hips, dragging you back over his length with a grip tight enough to promise bruises. One of his knees nudged against your inner thigh to spread your legs even further, giving you a few seconds to breathe before he began hammering his cock into you. “Love my cock so much you’ll let me breed this tight pussy, won’t you, darling?

“Nghh- fuck! Sannie, please-”

“Give it to me, love, ‘wanna feel you cream all over my cock,” the tautness of his voice, strained as he chased his orgasm with sloppy thrusts, was enough to send you over the edge.

Your vision went black as your eyes rolled to the back of your head, thighs shaking while you your orgasm rushed through you. A succession of curses and San’s name rolled off your tongue, followed by desperate pleas for him to come as he frantically humped your overstimulated cunt. Your body jolted as pain mixed with pleasure, your vision blurring with tears while San used you like a cocksleeve, leaning over you to whisper in your ear, whimpered praise falling off his tongue – a melody of ‘just a little more’ and ‘you can take it’ sending shivers down your spine.

You felt him split you open thrice before a familiar warmth spread through your lower belly, his cock twitching between your fluttering walls as he unloaded his seed inside you. His arms wrapped around your middle, holding your body flush against his shuddering chest while he grinded into your used cunt, draining himself of every last drop. Delicate hands smoothed over your sides at the pained whimper you released into the dungy mattress, San’s softening cock slipping out of you and making way for a stream of his cum to trickle out of your gaping hole. He took a few seconds to moon over the mess he'd created before pursing his lips and adding to it, dropping a wad of spit onto your drenched pussy, your hips jolting when a calloused thumb ran through the fluids painting your folds.

You barely noticed the van making a sharp turn, the engine going silent half a minute later and drawing your attention to the front, a rest stop sign shining through the windshield. Wooyoung’s head poked through the gap between the seats, his eyes glazed over as he took in the sweaty bodies sprawled out in their own mess. He lifted his arm to hurl a roll of cash at San, his eyes remaining fixed on your twitching form as he imagined the steady stream of cum making its way down your thighs.

“Sannie, go grab some food and water. I think I need to be thanked a little more.”

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[pepprs]

the way i am going to need to be tranquilized and sedated to get through tomorrow. god fucking help me

[viscerate]

I believe I need advice.. I cannot stop imaging the thought of my crush masturbating and I think it’s a real problem for me….. I think there is something seriously wrong with me, I just imagine every time omg hehehehh hhh b his c-*k becoming hard and he pulls it out of his pants and begings to stroke it and he does a big deep breath FHBDNEKFMFJFJRJFJJFJFJF I just love to imagine him do that breath/sigh OMGGGGGGGG…. Yes I love him and I want him so bad……. Help me, I’m scare

girl. breathe

[cassianandfenrysaremyboyos]

Hey Lisa <3 Just wanted to say that I love your blog, your posts about books and currently readings <333 I wonder if you have a Goodreads profile hahahaha Oh, thanks for the making me gather some courage and read my books, even on bad days <33333 You're such an amazing person omgggggggg

Oh my gosh! This is so lovely, thankyou!! 😭💖 This ask made me smile so much! 😄 I don't have goodreads. I just keep all my book stuff in a mess here haha. But I'm so glad you've been reading more, even on hard days. Sometimes something as simple as escaping into the world of a book can really help. And nothing makes me happier then to hear that someone was inspired to read because of seeing my posts! Anyway I hope those bad days are very few and far between and thankyou for your super kind words! 😭💕

[libra-stellium]

This transit has been back for me August 21 and it's it's exact September 17 until October 18 and omgggggggg I'm SO BUSY but at the same time I feel like I'm not doing anything just bc they're not outwardly recognizable things lol

You will become more complex and simpler at the same time

I didn't understand this at all before lol but I think it might just be that outwardly things have become more simple but there's a lot that went into it internally. Like I tell people about how much happier I am and how much fun I'm having and they're like omg your life! I want it! and I gotta be like well you have to make the hard choices! Gotta step outside of your comfort zone to get there!

All the stuff about more responsibility

bruh I swear work is so busy! It's like everyone just remembered I existed and they all want to work with me like omggg! A few days ago someone asked me to draft a notice for them at 3pm like bro I'm clocking out in an hour?? Then the next morning I had to do research and then that same morning someone was like can you proofread this brief it's 25 pages I want to file today like girlllll this is so last minute! Then in the afternoon someone emailed me like what are the trial dates so and so told me you would be assisting. bro what?? I LITERALLY don't even know what the acronyms in the case name stand for lmao who told you I was helping!! And last month I printed so much and made so many fucking binders! Two printers broke!

I'm ready for this transit to be overrrrrrrrr PLEASE ugh it's going exact again December 12 - January 10 2025 and then I'll finally be free on Jan 30. I can't wait omg

Saturn conjunct Ascendant

As a 14 degree Pisces rising this was March 12, 2024 to May 8, 2024.

"Bitch wtf is going on????" - me the entire 57 days and it's coming back around in early 2025

Notes from Saturn in Transit - Erin Sullivan

Saturn over the ascendant can be experienced as an extremely dramatic shift from "who you used to be" to "who you will be" but with a rather traumatic period of uncertainty while the no longer useful persona is sloughed off

It’s been a weird timeeeeeee like there’s some things i'm like so excited about that are a “new me” and then there’s some other stuff I’m like 💀💀💀 about and I’m gonna pretend like nothing is happening for a while longer bc this feels like too much change at once 🥲 maybe in 2025 lol my mind has been going nonstop!

The thresholding that is experienced during this time can be a shock to someone who has strongly identified with or has been identified with a particular and definite image

lol I literally introduced myself as an astrologer to someone the other day bc they mentioned astro and me being an attorney never came up and it honestly felt nice 😩 yeah my entire schooling revolved around becoming an attorney but like it doesn’t "feel" like I succeeded at it lmfao and I’m honestly not putting a lot of effort into making it feel like success either so 🙃

Understanding this necessary loss of personal identification greatly reduces stress and allows a more conscious transition into the new self image. The struggle is all about coming to terms with unconscious material in the conscious mind and vice versa

I think so much is happening in my unconscious mind bc I usually remember most of my dreams in complete detail and the last two weeks at least I know I’ve had very longgg detailed dreams but when I wake up I can’t remember it in the part of my brain that can say it into words lol I feel like I’m missing out on messages!

Saturn brings to the ascendant all the manifest experiences and control issues that have dominated the last 14 year extraverted cycle during which the individual learned how to be present and accountable in the conscious world or accomplishments, deeds, and collective goals

"I'm giving myself goals because I don't know what to do with myself if I'm not accomplishing anything." - Me in 2021 a year after getting my law degree lol I feel like it encompasses this whole thing! During this transit I wrote a list of personal goals and they're not outward things like graduation they're more like be consistent with skin care lol the other day I told my aunt I just relaxed and I didn't do anything and she was like if you're so boring why don't you go on a walk and i was like??? I didn't say that?? lol made me not want to say anything else!!

Symbolic of a descent into oneself

When I first read this I was like oooh seems zen 🧘��‍♀️ IT WAS NOT ZEN IVE BEEN IN THE TRENCHES!! It feels like too much pressure to know and be like "this is who I am" i just want to be a pisces rising whose personality changes whenever

Notes from Planets in Transit - Robert Hand

You will try to eliminate everything in your life that is not necessary to fulfilling responsibilities

I didn’t do many things just for fun during this time everything had a purpose. I did finish reading two books unfinished from last year and it was in an attempt to spend less time watching videos which worked!

You will become more complex and simpler at the same time

Idkkkk I’m not sure I understand what this even means

You are finishing up tasks going into a 5-8 year period of relatively quiet preparation for a new beginning

I feel like I’ll see this more in 2025 bc right now I don’t really have anything started that needed to be finished lol

You may have less freedom of movement than usual because of the pressure of circumstances and the need to get things done

A week into this I made happy hour plans and I was going to leave work extra early bc I had nothing to do and I got an assignment literally 2 hours before I was going to go! I did finish in 2 hours and went to HH but it was stressful lol

You may have to exert more effort at work in order to get the job done

For real the last month I actually had so much more work at work than usual I was working a full 8 hour day sometimes 😭 usually I have like maybe 8 hours of work a week!

Your superiors may give you even more responsibility than you would choose to have

Facts! The last few days I’ve been essentially training this girl at work and the last day of this transit I finished lol seemed fitting

Do not start out on a completely new project because in a few years you may find that you do not have the material or psychological resources to complete it

This makes me feel like it should be about something big 😂 I have not started any projects lol I did apply to a few jobs but none of them even responded to reject me so that was also unintentionally not started

Good relationships will not suffer but bad ones will break up completely

I feel like Saturn in aqua in my 12H took care of most of the bad relationships already lol so this was fine

You are withdrawing from everything in your life that is in the way of your development during the next few years

Yeah I’ve been more annoyed than usual at people around me who are making the choice to struggle just bc they don’t want to try something new 😩 it’s been making me feel like I can’t be as close to them like it’s contagious 😂

Avoid building a wall between yourself and others because they are important to you now that you are excluding those who do not belong

Yes I’ve been making it a point to actually say yes to events lol but it's hard to keep in contact with people for some reason! I forget to or think that less time has passed and then I check messages and it's been weeks!

This is a productive time

I did get a lot done! I cooked a lot of meals, I washed all my bedding that’s been sitting there since end of last year, I cleaned my fish tank, I cleaned the mildew off my bathroom walls, I put a lot of my clothes away, my recycling pile is way down, I built a storage shelf thing for under my desk, I sewed a skirt, I read and wrote a lot

Follow through on the tasks that need to be done and get your life in shape for the next phase of preparation

I’ve been intentional about this! I made a list of things I want to get out of my saturn return in my 1H and one of those things is clear skin so I’ve been consistent with the routine like actually tracking it on the calendar! Losing weight was another on that list and the last two months I was just focusing on food like getting back into cooking and the last almost 3 weeks I’ve been tracking all my food and even using a food scale. On the last day of this transit I signed up for the gym!

Overall I would give this transit 6/10 😂 the mental anguish was toooo much Omggg I hope it’s easier in 2025 and after that I’m glad I don’t have to deal with this for another 30 years

[assim-eu-sou]

Bia 2:31-32

2:31

- This is HORRIBLE :’(

- Look at them still being mature though

- My babies deserve better

- Ok, the friend’s name is Júlian

- Dannnnng Aíllen, what are you planning?

- NOT THE BRIDGE! NOT THE LOCK! I CAN’T TAKE THIS

- NOT BOTH OF YOU>>>>FMAOJKAKSONDJO

- LMAO not Pietro throwing Daisy under the bus

- Ana like uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

- That’s a terrible lieeeeee but perhaps they bought it

- Lmaoooooooooo Antonio…. Victor is laughing both him and Alex with good reason

- Chiara…. Babey… she’s all of us rn

- Lmaoooo Guillermo has had enough of Alex

- I can’t go on seeing Manuel when he looks like a puppy that has been kicked

- Ana is also all of us right now

- Manuel is really going through it rn…. poor baby

- Ana is really getting one shock after another from him

- Chiara dis well with the coverup

- Ooooooooh Carmín is going to the yoga class and Paula will be there

- Guillermo? In Jandino’s video?

- Now why fo they keep doing songs solo that need harmonies

- Oh Giovanna

- Lmaoooo Chiara and Celeste’s banter “Every time I see him dance, my heart skips a beat. What should I do?” “See a cardiologist”.

- Aw it’s nice that Daisy is there to help cheer up Pixie with dance

- At least all of these characters are having a pretty good time rn

- Ayyyyyy Carmín y Paula time

- MUSTACHE MODEL lmaoooooo

- Zeta, the Gen Z rep I guess

- NOOOO DON’T TAKE THE RESIDENCE AWAY

- Ahhhh nahhhh Alex…. I see that….

- There’s some shameless flirting if I’ve ever seen it

- Bia really just chatting with Doc

2:32

- It’s big sad hours. :/

- “¿Cómo estás?” “Bien :( “

- Come on Manuel, that was the saddest “bien” I’ve ever heard in my life

- Yes Manuel, listen to Thiago <3

- Eyyyyyyy Manuel turned that around real fast lmaooooooo, glad to see he’s still in it

- Bahahahaha that’s what Alex gets for being in cahoots with his dad

- >:) Carmín coming over ;)

- BRUH he’s literally names Z. Zeta. He really is the Gen Z rep.

- Poor Pietro… he’s really trying so hard

- Not the bridge and the lock again :’(

- ayyyyy they can’t stay apart for long… I know they aren’t abpout to get back together but still. There they are

- Ughhhhhhh Manuellllll

- Pleaseeee not the joint custody

- Even not together, they’re still so cute

- That’s some top tier pining from the both of them

- Nooooooo he really said LOL out loud as one word

- Ruuuuuuuude

- LMFAO “el perfíl de Latin lover” Alex???

- Oh Antonio saying it doesn’t help Alex to have a girlfriend is giving big Soy Luna Matteo vibes

- Dang how deep did Antonio go to solidify this lie on “Manuel’s father”

- Awwww I love these three <3

- “Doc has divorced parents” CHIARA LMAOOOOO

- Victor stays being right

- Look at Victor being a good big brother

- Oooooh Bia’s calling Victor

- I want this Guillermo look a lol bit. Just the shirts. Not the shorts.

- Noooooo Marcos… not hater bots for Guillermo

- :’)))))) it’s the found family for me

- The Cobra is back, and really selling it

- Mara, Mara, Mara,,,, you really think Carmín planned all this

- Omgggggggg Guillermo… ok. He has rights.

- LMFAOOOOOOOO he was waitinggggg

- Celeste said byeeeeeeeeeee

- It’s what Chiara deserves :)

- I don’t like the looks of this one bit, Alana

- EVILLLLLLLLL.

- Oooooh she’s really talking to Victor

[ajokeformur-ray]

@doctor-chinkano​: I’m coming off anon to submit the things! It turned into more of a brief one-shot, but still! Okay, there was a one shot you posted and please forgive me, I cannot remember which one it was, but Arthur called Reader “little dove” and I just about died because that’s my favorite pet name of all time. I can’t–! 

So imagine the first time Arthur calls you this. How it comes to be that he thinks of you as his little dove. You’re one of the few people in his life that’s shown him the genuine compassion, attention and overall kindness he’s craved for so long, but never knew how to attain. Naturally, he had to check himself and wonder if you were a figment of his own imagination—something that he unconsciously conjured up to subdue the sharp pangs of emotional starvation. You were real, you insisted with warm reassurance, though you couldn’t entirely hide the concern in your eyes. This poor man.

Well shit, he thought. The next logical conclusion would be to assume that you were an angel. A celestial being that chose to grace him, and the world at large, with your presence. That had to be it. You were just so good. Too good. Even when people were rude, even when people took their anger and insecurities out on you; you found it within yourself to extend kindness however you could. “Yeah, yeah,” you’d say with a tired roll of your pretty eyes. “I get it. We’re all struggling one way or another. Hope it gets better for them.”

Unreal. Everyone in his life was so unnecessarily nasty, but not you. You were perfect. And damn, if he didn’t think you were absolutely gorgeous. You were the only one who could be bothered to give him something as valuable as your time and friendship. He even had a hard time coming to terms with the latter. What in God’s name did he do to deserve you? He was constantly bracing for the day that he would wake up and be battered with the crushing reality that you were, in fact, an illusion. He was waiting to be abandoned, yet again. When he confessed this to you, it broke your heart. That’s what abuse does to you, you insisted.

As often as he insisted that you were utter perfection, you were still human. You had bad days. You hated certain things about yourself, and struggled to accept what you couldn’t immediately change. Some days it was as aspect of you as an individual, other days it was your appearance. In the same way it hurt you to hear him share his fears with you, it killed him to hear you speak negatively about yourself. Of course, he can’t force you to change your mind—otherwise he would, without question. After meeting you, he had a new lot in life. He lived to make you happy, to see you smile, to keep you safe, and to help you see yourself the way he saw you. He wanted to be all that he could for you.

The first time he had the chance to lie down and cuddle with you, Arthur thought he would just die. He had been dreaming of this for so long. His heart hammered wildly and he swore you could feel how sweaty and clammy his hands were as they skimmed your back and the sides of your arms. But no, sweet girl that you were, you visibly reveled in the safety of his chest. You sighed peacefully, nuzzling your face against him, purring softly. Fuck. He was falling harder for you by the second.

The thought both excited and terrified him, and he suddenly became self-conscious, needing a way to withdraw before he got ahead of himself. He wished he was healthier, fuller, more muscular. Stronger. Anything would be better than you having to bury your precious face in his bony frame. He remembered his mother chastising him for his malnutrition. You felt him tense, and you lifted your head to look up at him curiously. He kept his eyes on the ceiling, refusing to look at you.

“I’m sorry I’m so skinny,” he mumbled. Your eyes widened in disbelief.

“Oh, Arthur, no… No no, don’t apologize for that. There’s nothing wrong with you.” You cooed lovingly, as you often did when comforting him, while you gently rubbed his side, just above his hip. God help him, he felt like he could burst into tears at any moment. How could you even stand to look at him? You lowered your head back down onto his chest, propping yourself up on your chin to keep your gaze on him.

“That doesn’t make you any less handsome, baby. See this?” You reached up to poke your own cheek and squish them together in your hand. “I hate my cheeks. I wish they weren’t so squishy.”

Those stunning jade eyes you loved so much finally glanced down at you, albeit shyly. That was all you needed.

“But it’s okay,” you continued. “It gives me the right amount of cushion so I can lie on you and still be comfy.” To illustrate your point, you resumed your original position, snuggling into him once more. “You don’t have to change a thing. We fit together perfectly.”

A breathy laugh escaped Arthur’s chest and he no longer cared whether or not you could see the tears in his eyes. The tension he had been carrying left him, and he fixed his gaze on you with a playful smirk.

“You really hate your cheeks that much?” You felt him reach up to stroke the side of your face with his thumb. You smiled and turned to nuzzle his hand with your nose.

“Yeah… I like your cheeks though. You look so elegant. It’s sexy.”

He laughed louder this time, bashful and incredulous. Angel or not, you were a dream come true. He shifted to sit up and urged you to sit up with him, letting you sit in his lap. He took your face in his hands, and you nearly melted at the adoring smile he gave you. If only he knew how wildly your heart beat for him too. You felt so small in his grasp, so precious and safe. With the utmost care, he pushed your cheeks in with his thumbs to test their squishiness for himself, grinning before releasing and caressing them. You both giggled with giddiness, and you attempted to hide your blushing face while your hands reached up to rest upon his. He watched you with admiration, radiating pride.

“I love your cheeks,” he murmured. “They’re so soft. You’re like a little dove.”

The heat that began in your face was now spreading throughout your body. His smile faded into something softer, something pensive. He glanced down at your lips and gingerly swiped his thumb along them, starving for a taste. It took all you had not to nibble on your own lip and silently beg for him to close the distance. Only when Arthur brought his forehead to yours to look deeply into your eyes did you feel downright dizzy with desire. When he spoke again, he had a certain authority in his tone made sweeter by the gentle rasp of his voice—no doubt a result of the confidence that you had been helping him to build. It was a delicious contrast to the intensity of his stare.

“You’re my little dove. My beautiful girl. And I’ll always take care of you.”

It was the very least he could do for you. You were a beacon of hope for him—a symbol of strength and fortitude to keep him afloat. If someone as wonderful as you saw something remotely valuable in him, maybe things weren’t as hopeless as he thought.

 This is so, so gorgeous!!! It’s 12:28 PM and I’m listening to Claude Bolling’s Temptation Rag and it’s making all of this so much more real I’m ????? your writing is amazing omgggggggg <3333333 the way y/n told Arthur they fit together perfectly was so cute omgggg ~ it’s everything he deserves and more.

Posted with permission. 

[cutesuki--bakugou]

hi! i know this is kinda unnecessary and random but... i dont really like OCs (probably cause the ones i make are not-so-good and im jealous XD) bUT i really like yours, especially Koge! they all seem so well-thought out that i cant help but think of them as actual characters from the show

☆*:.｡.o(≧▽≦)o.｡.:*☆ Omgggggggg that’s like the best compliment I could ever get though!! Thank you so much  ｡ﾟ(TヮT)ﾟ｡ I work so hard on them, so that really does make me super happy!

[lululawrence]

Hey! Have you read any good abo fics recently?

ahehehehehe okay, so, i put this off until now because i needed to be able to look at a few things. so, by recently i am taking that to mean since i last did an a/b/o fic rec, which apparently was june of last year (and january before that). that’s far too long ago, meaning this rec is going to have about 30 fics on it. hahahaha i’m putting them in no particular order other than the order i bookmarked them in, meaning most recent bookmarks will be last, so if june of last year wasn’t recent enough, you’ll wanna scroll a bit. :D

I have also written two more a/b/o fics since my last rec, so i’ll start with a bit of self promo and then start lauding the work of others (hope you don’t mind)

The World Will Open Its Arms - this one is actually one of my more popular fics from last year, which i wasn’t expecting at all. haha my entire goal for this fic was to take a feeling i got while listening to a song on a random drive to take my daughter to her ice skating camp and capture it in a fic. i think i did, and i love the little bit of insight we get into their lives with this one. pregnant and unbonded omega harry, alpha louis. :)

How I Feel Inside - i wrote this one also for wordplay, and while there’s omega harry and alpha louis in there, the real focus of the fic is the fact that niall is missing. you find out why at the end, so i’ll try not to give it away, but i did it kinda as a gag and a joke and loved it so i hope you enjoy it too hahaha

okay! and now to the rest. Let’s do this.

Take What's Mine by @jaerie / jaerieall i’m really gonna say about this one is i first read it as a dark fic read and then she took it off anon so i figured if she was brave enough to say she wrote it then i was brave enough to say i loved it haha so here we are. it’s a bit of a dark fic but is ultimately healing and beautiful imo.

was it all a fake? by @jaerie / jaerieso this is a fic i didn’t realize she was gonna publicly gift to me and i asked for it, so fair enough, but i love it. i love it and it’s not everyone’s cup of tea, so please, like with the fic before, check the tags (i feel like this rec isn’t starting well with me warning about things before people read them, but i really do love these hahaha)

These Lover's Eyes by chasingxrabbitswhat i love most about this fic is it’s a pack fic. i feel like packs are something that used to be explored more in older a/b/o fics in the fandom but that it is often ignored unless it’s in the almost tribal sense of packs, and this is very different. like the summary literally reads “A/B/O verse where Liam is an alpha, Josh, Niall, Louis, and Harry are his betas and an unlikely little omega stumbles into the picture.” and i can’t really say much more than that, but i love it so much. haha so if you’re looking for a totally different dynamic to this verse, this older fic will defo give you that. (if someone also wants to kind of explore this idea and dynamic in their own ways as well, please tag me when you post lol)

hard to confess by @hereforlou / hereforlouACCIDENTAL MPREG! gosh i love fics like this so much and they did this one really well. accidental mpreg with assumptions made that might not be entirely correct and friends to lovers and just SO MUCH GOODNESS OKAY

Desire A/B/o series by @reminiscingintherain / reminiscingintherainthis series is an established relationship, somewhat canon compliant a/b/o series that was such fun to read. super fluffy, super sweet, super cute. basically, if the dark fics i kinda started this rec with aren’t your thing, this probably is. lol

I'm Sure It Happens To All Alphas by @jaerie / jaerieALPHA. LOUIS. HAS TROUBLE. POPPING A KNOT. gosh i died reading this fic. i love it so much. she works her magic, as usual, and does it in style.

The Wilds by @jaerie / jaerieThis fic was just. it was wow. it was such an interesting world for things to take place in and fascinating how it all played out. there are quite a few sensitive subjects that this does broach, so while i wouldn’t necessarily say it is a dark fic, you do need to be sensitive to the tags, so please be careful with those!

You Gotta Swim, Swim For Your Life series by @jaerie / jaeriei swear i do read a/b/o that isn’t done by jenna. lollll but this series is so good. it’s a really incredible fic that takes you through harry’s journey with grief and illness and all sorts of things, so if that’s triggering for you, then please don’t read this, but it’s so so so beautifully done. the emotions in this series are gorgeous.

Where You Lay by @ham-palpert / HamPalpertTHIS FIIIIIIC! gosh it’s a perceived enemies to friends with benefits to lovers fic but there’s such a journey along the way. it’s so so so amazing. it ended and i just felt so complete. hahaha it’s one of those fics. so yeah, love love love.

The Nearness of You by @louisalbumnow / theweightofmywordsTHIS FIC. the nesting in this fic! the description and emotions and just ALL OF IT. it’s just gold. in a 2k wrapper. it’s amazing. i don’t even have words just read it.

One Love by @13ways-of-looking / 13waysthis fic is SO EMOTIONAL. it hit me hard and was another one of those that packs a lot into few words. it was so interesting and a really fascinating world and just. yeah. it’s a great read!

I'll Take Care Of You by @dimpled-halo / dimpled_halojacky wrote me a part 2 of my fic for my birthday! she wrote the part 1 for my birthday too, so i guess she loves me a lot if she was willing to revisit it and write me some more. i love this ‘verse so much, though. the throw back to high school/college like it’s done here is so pure and complex and i love it.

I Know How To Whisk (But Teach Me Anyway) by @2tiedships2 / 2tiedships2mel comes and delivers another great a/b/o fic! i love how she always ties in the idea of soulmates with her fics. and this one is so fun and i love that it entirely revolves around an obsession with a bakery hahaha a great read, as always!

Alpha Seeking Alpha by @jaerie / jaerieOKAY OKAY OKAY. i love this one too. gosh i say that about everyone of these, don’t i? i suppose it’s a fic rec so i would hope i love them all but i’m not thinking well tonight so all you’re getting is read this cause i love it but like ALPHA/ALPHA THROUGH A SERVICE AND JUST AAAHHHHHHH

I Wanna Be More Than Friends by @2tiedships2 / 2tiedships2this is my fav mel fic yet. i kept throwing ideas at her hoping something would stick and then she came up with something completely unique that i’d never heard of before and I LOVE IT SO MUCH. alpha harry does not have a sense of smell. OMGGGGGGGG anyway. toooootally amazing twist on the a/b/o verse.

If I Loved You Less by @allwaswell16 / allwaswell16REGENCY A/B/O!!!! did you hear me? I SAID REGENCY A/B/O!!! With side shiall! i adored this fic because even through the end i was like HOW ARE THEY GONNA MAKE THIS WORK but it does and it’s magical and so great. gosh. so so great.

The Unsuccessful Promise by trysomecatsthis fic actually just got a part 2 added recently and i only just read that part 2 last night! lol good timing, i suppose! anyway, this one is sooooo fun because it’s got feisty didn’t think he’d be an omega louis with super sweet and obviously misunderstood harry with louis’ parents being ZIAM!!! it was a fun story that i really enjoyed reading lol my fav part might have actually been zayn and liam, i loved how they were written

Moments Like These Are To Die For by @fourdrunksluts / alienharrythis is one of those fics that sucked me in and spat me out afterwards and i keep thinking about it! months later i still think about this fic. it stayed with me and i love it. it’s an arranged marriage royalty au where harry and louis are from different packs and AHHHHHHHHH i love it so so so much. PLUS!!! THERE’S AN ACE CHARACTER!!! AN ACE CHARACTER IN AN A/B/O!?!?! I LOVE IT SO MUCH! so yeah this fic means a lot to me and i love it so much so please read it.

Your Touch Is The Only Thing I Feel by @2tiedships2 / 2tiedships2mel delves into touch depri here and i love that being explored! i felt like she did it in a different way than i’d seen it in other fics too, so i really like that as well. as usual, the relationship dynamics in her fics are spot on and hysterical while also making you just love every second. 

The light is coming by @pocketsunshineharry / ishiplouislisten. i have a soft spot for hurt/comfort, especially in a/b/o, and this fic just harnesses ALL OF THAT and makes it just. i can’t. i can’t say much more but i just loved this dynamic and how much louis just needed help and the war within himself and frustration with that but harry was patient and did what he could to help and it was just so great.

It's the Most Wonderful Time of the Year series by @2tiedships2 / 2tiedships2louis and harry didn’t exactly have the best first meeting hahaha it’s okay, though, because niall is there to force them to be friends. this is a super fun christmassy/birthday style two part series that not only explores the up to the point of finding louis’ alpha, but also what comes after that. it’s a lot of fun and i loved it hehe

Do Not Falter (There's a Star Ahead) by @londonfoginacup / LadyLondonderryNESTING HARRY. NESTING OMEGA HARRY. NESTING OMEGA HARRY NEEDING A SAFE PLACE. MUTUAL PINING. CHRISTMAS EVE. AHHHHHH this fic is short and sweet and i want to sit and sink into harry’s nest. it evokes the same warmth and almost magical feel all of emmu’s fics do. i love it.

You Should Be Here With Me by @dimpled-halo / dimpled_haloexes to lovers at christmas with pining and miscommunication and bonding and ahhhhhhhhh. i don’t even know what more to say, other than jacky is queen of exes to lovers, so make it a/b/o and christmas themed and you know you’ve got gold on your hands.

Merry Birthday by @jaerie / jaerieSOULMARK A/B/O. where they don’t even realize they’ve met until afterwards so then they’ve gotta find each other again and it’s just. gosh it’s so great and it’s so much more than just a christmas fic, even though it’s that too, it extends beyond and i love it.

Let Me Feel Your Heartbeat by @angelichl / angelichli love that “louis tomlinson wears harry styles’ clothes” is a legit tag in ao3. anyway. this is another one of those tentative enemies to friends to lovers with heaps of miscommunication and pining and confusion and everything are thrown together when mating cycles come into play and i love it. gosh i love it so so much. it was a great way to kick off the new year with a/b/o haha

Leave Your Mark On Me by @fullonlarrie / FullOnLarriespeaking of kicking off the new year with some amazing a/b/o, lauren tried her hand at it and I LOVED IT. it had so many twists i did not anticipate and i loved it so much. it was as wonderfully written as hers always are and with her signature humor and feelings and development and i adored it.

so that’s what i’ve got for you! i hope you find some on here that you haven’t read yet and that you like them as much as i did! hit me up again in another six months and i’ll see what i can do with another a/b/o rec update hehehe

[kingsofeverything]

There's a gif of Louis basically dry humping with a ball man in a club, since you have a bald kink.

OMGGGGGGGG I SNORTED SO HARD

Listen, my dude. I do not have a bald kink, though I’m thinking of getting one just to piss you guys off. Like I legit might write a fic where H and L are both completely bald just for shits and giggles.

If you read my original post it was a JOKE about Louis shaving his head during quarantine. I made it AS A JOKE saying that I wanted him to post a selfie to prove me wrong. WHICH HE DID. So fuck you lol

Also have a screenshot of the chat convo about this AND a drawing of “a ball man” because you’re a moron and I get to make fun of your typo/autocorrect error 🖕thank you for entertaining me on this fine Saturday morning and please do get some help 🤙

[treason-and-plot]

REPLIES TO SONIA NOT WANTING A DIVORCE

@justanothersimsblog

Though luck Sonia!

@justanothersimsblog

Side question: is the food you’re using portions from the game or cc? 

It’s organic vegetarian salmon from the game.

@wannabecatwriter

I doubt Violet would be happy about that. Also, I wonder does Sonia not want a divorce because she still wants to work things out with Roy or because divorce seems like a personal failure?

Neither, actually. I hope the answer is clearer now! 

@princessdejamars

this does not surprise me…..

@gaiahypothesims

ooohhhhhhh she wants ALLL the cake and to eat it too. I gotcha. Let’s see how this pans out.

Ah yes, but her reasons might be a little less spoiled and selfish than many people assume…

@hyperkaos

Look how happy Violet is until Spoiled Sonia says but I don’t wanna!

I cannot deny that Sonia is spoiled! But she is also scared shitless. 

@lovelysimdream

Ohh, Sonia, what are you doing? I still have a hard time understanding what she really wants. Sonia intrigues me.

Sonia probably doesn’t understand herself, because she has been living in her rarefied bubble for so long.  

@mysimsloveaffair

So she wants the best of both worlds? I don’t know if anyone else would agree to that.

She does, but she’s driven by fear and uncertainty. 

@devotedghosts

Girrrl, let him go. Please. Stop being like this.

@simcatcher

Is… she going to cry ? Cause I am omgggggggg

@simcatcher

Also now she doesn’t have a choice I hope she’s able to find out what SHE really wants… It’s time to be happy, my Sonia

Yes!!!! This is Sonia’s big chance!!!!!

@muses-circle

*snorts* Of COURSE she doesn’t want a divorce… Violet, start running. Now. You’re only going to be emotional collateral damage if you stay involved with Sonia.

‘Emotional Collateral Damage’ is gold. I am totally stealing it!!💖

@unbridledsims

Wow, just wow.

@zx-ta

I feel like Sonia needs drama to be happy, she acts like she’s miserable but she loves Roy and their crazy relationship.She was hoping for a new crisis and he’s not even a tiny bit jealous, he’s the one who gets away.  I may be totally wrong though^^

I get why you would think that, but it’s not so much that Sonia is addicted to drama, it’s that her marriage provides her with a sense of security and comfort. And she does love Roy, but she has no interest in having sex with him or sharing a bed with him. She was actually hoping that they could all live under the same roof in some bizarre, sanitized ménage à trois- one that exempted her or Violet from ever actually having to have sex with him! I think her proposal to Violet was proof of how removed from reality she really is.

@sweetnovember77

Sonia, you can’t have it all.

I think she has had it all for quite a while though, when you think about it. She didn’t have to work and had a rich husband and a 4 lovely children, and it all looked picture-book perfect from the outside in. And she was able to pursue romances with various women from within the marriage with very little opposition from Roy. No wonder she didn’t want to upset the status quo.

@simsmidgen

Sonia’s parents really did a number on her. I hope she can pull herself together, get help and become the person she was meant to be :’(

Her parents certainly must accept most of the blame, but of course Sonia isn’t blameless either. (not that I am suggesting for a second you may think that!) As mentioned above, she has been guilty of having her cake and eating it too for a long time now. 

@shhhushhh

I expected something like this. Unfortunately so many years of marriage and four kids have changed her and she us not that adventurous anymore (like she was when she was ready to leave Roy for Claire, while pregnant). I don’t think Violet would be willing (rightfully) to keep a relationship with Sonia after this.

Sonia is not as brave or adventurous (or foolhardy) as she was in Five Years Earlier for several reasons. When Sonia was considering running away with Claire she only had a child in utero- she now has 4 children. When she was with Claire she had her own job and income…now she is financially dependent on Roy. There was a sense of desperation compelling her to run away with Claire, and she was also extremely hormonal and motivated by feelings of anger and betrayal (for example her suspicions Roy was having an affair, the fact he tried to pimp her out to Malachias Jones). While the state of her marriage in 5 Years Later is by no means perfect, it has offered her a sense of security and a respectable facade to present to the rest of the world while enabling her to carry on having her love affairs with women. She’s become complacent and has had no motivation to change. 

[friendlystarfruit]

it's probably a hard decision but i think i'm going to stop selfshipping. nothing happened to me, i just feel like a faker and like i'm intruding on something i'm not supposed to be a part of (and i happen to share two f/o's with a friend and i feel so guilty about it, they've been selfshipping longer and they've been with those f/o's longer and i feel like a fucking homewrecker and a thief)

OMGGGGGGGG ANNNNNNNON Your ..................ok listen anon I am gonna be real with you people get very attached to fictional characters and even though it is absolutely fictional it is human to get emotionally attached but you have to remember a f/o is just a fantasy it is not a real relationship and if it helps you deal with being single safely it is your right to have one.

*a fucking homewrecker and a thief* OKKKKK NOOOOOO , you sound really young anon, I wan to give you a big hug and tell you how much you are over thinking something so innocent as having a fictional fantasy relationship .

The thing is I get it people get so freaking toxic over their ships and f/o esp people under 21 and if your friend is finding it difficult to cope with you sharing the same f/o that is jus how they feel, its what is known philosophically a *normative/prescriptive * vs *descriptive*, meaning descriptively somebody might feel something morally unideal it is just how they feel but wat matters is their choices (prescriptive is the moral ideal and we can exercise that in how we act, we cant control our feelings (maybe influence them) it is our choices that matter)

So you are not doing ANYTHING wrong by having the same f/o as your friend even if they had one longer than you, but you or your friend may feel upset , even though its fictional, its sily its fun, those feelings are real but you arent doing anything wrong. You might feel like it is wrong to hurt somebody but we can hurt people doing things that are morally just or exercising our rights (divorce hurts somebody but its within our right to do it)

but........look even though you arent doing ANYTHING wrong , you feel you are , maybe your friend feels it? so if your mental health is impacted then ya maybe it is best for you.

JUST PLEASE KNOW HAVING A F/O IS NOT CHEATING BECAUSE YOUR FRIEND HAS THE SAME F/O

now I assuming you are young but if you are in your 30s and feel the same way THAT IS OK TO, even if young people tend to be more likely to feel guilty over something so innocent all of us are human, and we are all complicated and unsure at times <3

Have you considered talking to your friend about how they feel? maybe you could even self-ship in pritive? REMEMBER these are fictional relationships and they arent real but they can be healing <3

take me my oc couple is a bit of a therapy for me , I had my share of heart breaks and needed something imaginary to heal

If you want to make your own oc couple x I can draw them for you , just remember if you are under 18 filter tags smut and horror while on my blog (= and dont expect me to get flirty with you if you are under 21 hehe

please take care of yourself wee anon <3 YOU ARE NOT A THIEF AND HOMEWRECKER OKKKKKK but you feel that way because even though these are f/os they matter all lot to people (I get it) just try to look at things rationally separate how you feel with how things are and then think of ways to work through those feelings (it is so important though you are able to separate how you feel vs how you ought to act)

[kmp78]

I came, I saw, I (little bit) konquered 💪

First of all: apologies for this mega massive post! 😂

But I wanted to fit everything in one, so that´s the way it has to be! 

Big thanks to lovely Stockholm for being a very gracious host and taking such good care of this world-weary traveler! Let´s start off with some general sights before getting down to the nasty business of Mars!

I have to say that seeing those posters for the 1st time in the flesh made me quite giddy indeed...

BUT NOW! On to the main event...

The M&G took place a few hours before the show, and arrangements were top grade, gotta give props when props are due!

These two ladies were really lovely and seemed like PROS at what they do and yet POLITE towards us even tho this was probably the 3000th M&G they were handling. I have no complaints!

We were escorted to a small meeting room type of area right next door to the stage area, and at first I figured I wasn´t even gonna bother fighting the hoards for the 1st row seats, but then I heard Reni saying there was one spot left - and I leaped into action.

At the M&G room Reni explained the rules and game plan for the evening. No personal/private questions, no simple yes/no questions, no groping during the pics, no running to the concert area (there were near-catastrophic incidents in Prague some days ago, some girls ran like cray and tripped and fell and created a domino effect and it was a mess...) and so on. 🙄

Reni asked us who has listened to the album (most raised their hands) and who has not listened to the album (me and few others raised ours... Hihi...), and what people´s fave songs were.

Then we got back to talking about the potential questions again, and she encouraged people to ask about the new album (*COUGH* REMEMBER THIS LATER AS YOU READ ON *COUGH*), or if you want advice etc. 

Not that I cared much anyway, but seeing as she did not seem to touch upon “that topic” at all, I decided to try my luck and asked:

“What about the “elephant in the room”?” 🐘

The room fell silent and there were some dramatic “Oooooooh´s” coming from my fellow VIP peeps.

Reni´s face went serious and she quietly said “No”, as was fully expected.

I pressed on.

“How come?”

Reni: “Because we would rather... It´s a personal matter. Of the band.”

Me: “So we´re never gonna get any explanation?”

Reni: “It´s a personal matter... And until he doesn´t decide... It´s not in our...”

And that was it! That´s the explanation I managed to squeeze out! Sorry, guys! I tried, but... 😞

I´m totally not the only one who reads that to mean that IT WAS TOMO´S OWN DECISION TO WALK AND IT´LL BE HIS DECISION IF/WHEN HE COMES BACK, right?! And that the band has no say in it, and they have no clue if and when the situation gets resolved?! Right?!

UGH! 😠

Then Reni went on to explain that if someone was there specifically to meet TM, they could get a refund but they would have to leave immediately.

Total bs “offer” because there ain´t NO ONE coming to these things just to meet TM, but whatever... I did contemplate if I should ask for a partial refund because I only got partial Mars, but chose to let it slide. Not even worth it.

One guy in the audience commented “Good question”, so I guess I wasn´t alone with my queries! It may have been Gustavo, I dunno.

Before the band came in, people kept busy by asking the crew a few questions. 

And at this point I would like to offer a MEA CULPA and sincere apologies to the person/persons who I battled with some weeks ago when Reni´s home land was a topic. See, as luck would have it, one of the VIPs asked the staff where they were from, and Reni said “I´M ORIGINALLY FROM MEXICO”, so yeah... Haha! I giggled quite a lot... Sorry, anon/anons! I was indeed wrong! Shayla said she´s from NYC, Inaki also from Mexico and Diana (I think that was her name...?) from Brazil.

Shayla mentioned that she is kinda jetlagged. Reni said she´s usually pretty good with it.

Then they plugged Camp Mars (a few people had no idea what Camp Mars even is...) and lured us to buy with big promises of hangings with the band during the most magical weekend of the year.

“The band is also there all day.”

Reni also inquired if people would be interested in attending Camp if they by some miracle happened to arrange it in Europe. Most people were eager, no surprises there.

Someone asked if Camp could be arranged earlier in the summer, and Reni said no because the Malibu Camp site is occupado until August.

Another one asked if Camp is getting bigger, to which Reni replied that “It´s getting better. I would not say it´s getting bigger because the number of people for the past 2 times has been exactly the same, which is 200.”

So there we have it. An official number.

Well, as official as these people are ever gonna admit, anyway... 🤷

Then we voted for our fave songs from the new album. “GWO” won.

(I voted Tabasco. 🤗)

Someone wanted to know if they were gonna play “GWO”, and Shayla said nope because they have not rehearsed it.

Of course not! 🤷

Then we swiftly moved on to the “Kumbaya” moment of the evening where Reni asked if someone knows how to sing, and some dude said yeah, so he came up front and started singing WoW.

Now this is just my opinion, but sitting there listening to an almost Sunday church-like hysterical pathos... Worshipers partying and yelling out the lyrics as if God himself was within hearing distance...

I did not know I needed that in my life. 😱

Then Reni we needed to “make some noise so they´ll come faster”.

Is... is that what VK does too? 🤔

I dunno, but we did. 

It did not help. 😴

To kill even more time, we did the obligatory “Where is everyone from?” round. I stayed silent. Surprisingly it seemed like almost half of the peeps were non-Swedes! The woman next to me was also from Finland. Wooooop!

Someone asked if the band is gonna do festivals, and Reni listed some upcoming dates. I don´t know why people don´t GO ONLINE to find out this stuff, but... 🤷

The crew also mentioned they have days off on occasion, Helsinki was mentioned as one of their days off, which kinda maybe means that the band will be arriving tomorrow and hanging for a whole day before the gig on Wednesday... Uuuuuuh!

Then all of a sudden...

DOORS FLUNG OPEN AND ANGELS SANG PRAISES!  🎺

Well no, it was just echies screaming and clapping. 🙏

JL and SL sneaked in from the stage area and the masses of course went bananas. 

I still sat in silence and watched. 👀

The bros had a table and chairs, but never sat down. Instead they stood and placed one foot ON THE CHAIR, as all civilized peeps do.

JL asked if anyone was at the previous gig, and mentioned that it has been a really small show, but this one would be the smallest (arena holds max 3500 people). Last night apparently was “INCREDIBLE”, one of the better shows on the tour.

For some reason (pffft...) he spotted some German chicks who I guess were twins or smthg, I wasn´t really paying attention. Anyway, he mentioned “We always need more twins in our lives”.

Echies naturally giggled because OMGGGGGGGG HILAAAARIOUS, and JL went on to explain that “Hey our grandfather had a twin”.

SL quipped that maybe he or JL will have twins, and JL mentioned that he and JR argued about the twin gene skipping a generation or smthg like that.  🙄🙄

Then he spotted some chick in the front row who had big muscles (no she did not btw) and asked her if she´s a trainer or smthg. JL mentioned that he just recently started working out again so he keeps looking at muscles.

Uh huh. 🙄🙄🙄

On/off SL gave looks around the room, and I got some too. He did not smile, not even a crack. Meh.

THEN IT WAS FINALLY Q AND A TIME!!! 🙏 😈

Some dude asked how hard it is to get a workout on the road.

SL said the recovery is the most challenging part. I guess he meant recovery from the shows.

JL says the 2 hours on stage are the hardest, and then the rest of the time should be spent by doing nothing.

That last part might be more familiar to some in the band than others... 🤔

Some woman from Ohio, USA was picked and I guess she yammered on about herself a bit too long because JL interrupted her speech with a very stern “QUESTION!” (we all know that tone... Hihi!), and she asked if there were any “Aha!” moments when making the album.

I suppose she did not mean “Aha! We totes should wrap this whole shit in Americana even tho it has fuck all to do with it!”...

SL said the 1st thing that comes to mind is “Rescue Me”. Apparently they´ve had that song for 10 years and have had people help them work on it (WHOOOO?!), and the last person they worked on it with caused them to have an “Aha!” moment when they realized they were actually going to finish it.

I´m sure we all share that amazement...

JL said he remembered sitting down during TIW in his home in Fredonia (his old home) with a synthesizer and the verse and the chorus are still the same. Lyrics have changed. The chorus used to just be “Rescue me, rescue me” without anything else, and 5 years later he was sitting on a plane and the current chorus started forming in his head. The song used to have a “pre-chorus” too. “He said” or “She said” (I could not make out which, or maybe both) before the main chorus. 

He said the lesson in that is to never give up because you never know what can happen. Sometimes songs happen quickly, like “A Modern Myth” which he said he wrote in 5 minutes, and SL wrote “Remedy” fairly quickly. Finishing songs usually takes him longer than coming up with a song.

Next guy asked about creative differences between Album 1 and Album 5.

JL said you can still hear the same band on both albums.

(GIVE OR TAKE A FEW BAND MEMBERS, MAYBE... 🙄)

He listed all the elements the new album features. He said he thinks a song like “Echelon” could totally be on the new album.

Next up a woman who said she was studying to be in the music business asked what she could do to make sure no other artist has to deal with what Mars had to deal with (lawsuit etc.).

JL´s advise: Don´t sign a record deal unless you absolutely have to. Spread your music via social media and other platforms.

(I know he was talking about EMI specifically, but I could not help thinking there might have been some Interscope crumbs in there too...)

The woman clarified that she meant more from the music label/business side and not the artist side. Jl responded “Go work for Spotify”. He went on to say that record companies and people can be great too, but the deals are the problem. They should be transparent and available online. It´s the last kind of “gangsta business” where you can really take advantage of people.

Some dude mentioned that he saw Mars 11 years ago when they opened for Linkin Park in Europe. JL remembered that tour, SL did not.

I guess he asked what it feels like to go from there to here (I wasn´t really listening because meeeeeh), and SL tried to come up with smthg intellectual and deep but it just sounded so ridiculously pathetic it´s not even worth mentioning. Smthg about just living and maturing and evolving as human beings.  💤

He also said they are really fortunate to still be together as a band (*SNORT*) because lots of bands from back then don´t exist anymore.

JL said this feels like a new and fresh chapter. Like his inner child. Like a reboot. Like they just got a facelift (HOLD YOUR LAUGHS, PLEASE). The new songs live are apparently “pretty INCREDIBLE”.

“I know some people are like “Where´s the guitar?” and “Where the heavy music?” but I think it´s still pure 30 StM.”

He also called the new album very dark and “lyrically on point”.

His point might be somewhere waaaaaay off the playing field tho, but...

Some chick with pink hair was up next and JL said he was gonna dye his hair pink but now he can´t.

SL said dyeing wrecks your hair and JL said his hair can´t take another bleaching.

And yes, you guessed it, folks. Fangirl giggles and swoons galore! 

Her actual question was about Mars music feeling ancient or smthg, again I was totally not even paying attention because I DON´T CAAAAARE. Sorry but these questions were fucking USELESS. 👎

Anyway, SL blabbered on about them being from an “old place”. JL said everyone has missed the point that they made the album by using modern American sounds like Hip Hop and Pop etc. and that WoW is a giant political FUCK YOU. 

Except not too long ago he gave that interview to a Finnish journo and specifically banned political questions, but okay... 👌

He said it´s exciting to see people from different countries singing that song with so much passion that sometimes he almost feels like they need to escape through the back door (he was kidding).

Next that same guy who sang during the pre-M&G stood up and congratulated the band on the new album. JL in return congratulated the guy on his hair (= a poofed up semi-mullet kinda thing) and they chatted a bit about his hair. Soooo riveting... 😫

The dude said one of his fave songs is “Convergence” and he asked about spirituality or smthg. Again, not interested...

JL said the last album was only 7 songs and the rest were fillers (well he didn´t say fillers but I´m saying it), and this new one is 11 songs and only 1 filler.

While JL was still yammering on his response to the mullet dude, I made my move and raised my hand HIIIIIGH - and when he finally finished his looooong sermon JL turned my way and...

Oh uh! It's Go time! 😱

⚠️ Little background info first! ⚠️ 

I obviously had thought of a few questions before coming to the M&G, just to prepare for the off-chance an opportunity might present itself. My options ranged from "Why did you call us Screaming Fat Girls?" to "Why did I have to pay 400 for this when 20 yo models get it for free?" and beyond. Yes I even toyed with the idea of sneakily slipping VK into the mix... 🙃

But sitting there as the M&G went on and listening to the other questions and studying the room's vibe, I started feeling my questions were all... wrong. They started feeling like I would just be purposely asking for trouble and causing a stink and potentially ruining the event, which was not my intention at all.

I started feeling like I needed to ask smthg current, smthg that has relevance in this day and age, smthg that hopefully gave us some answers to the questions we have been pondering about on the blog, smthg that would make you peeps proud, smthg that would not be a waste of a question - and yes, smthg that maybe poked a little hole into his massive ego at the same time! 🤔

So with all that criteria in mind, I went into battle...

Me: "Hi, speaking of the album, have you read or heard the reviews? Because some of them were... not very kind...?

JL: "This newest album?"

(NO DUMMY I WANNA KNOW IF YOU READ THE REVIEWS FOR THE ALBUM YOU RELEASED IN 2002!!! 🙄🤦‍♀️)

Me: "Yeah."

JL, staring right at me, with the snarkiest and bitchiest voice and most passivest aggressivest demeanor:

"Well thanks for bringing that up."

😱😱😱

His reaction both in words and in vibe (and the reaction from the room aka loud gasps, few hisses and cheers after he "lashed out" at me) was worth all the money I paid for that M&G, I don't even mind telling you!

SL also chimed in with “Yeah, thanks for bringing that up” but at that moment I was so focused on JL´s face that I completely ignored SL´s whining and existence - not to mention that every single molecule inside me screamed “HALLELUJAAAAAAAAH!”

So yeah basically I just sat there going...

While he stared at me throughout that little exchange, he most def could sense the snark in my question, and I most def could sense the snark in his reply. Naaaw... Just a couple of petty snarks sharing a moment... 🤣🙊😍

#BucketList ✔

I guess that is what an orgasm of the mind feels like. ☺

And btw...

"Thanks for bringing that up"?

Honey, with the amount of shit we have on you, you should be very #Grateful I only brought THAT up! 🤨

Anyway, the room kinda “erupted” with little gasps and hollers and whatnot, and after that initial "explosion" SL took over and started "grilling me" about my choice of question.

"That's your question? You wanna know if we read and what´s our response to the bad reviews?"

I replied “Yeah, I wanna know”.

SL said he had not read any.

Okay, but... Why did you just jump on my throat about that topic then...? 

He continued that everyone has opinions and tastes and attitudes and personalities and colors (???) and stuff... He said he can´t pay attention to it, he can only focus on what he did and the band did, and he feels great about it. He said he is secure in himself and his “bro”, as he called JL.

Then JL took over and in a very explanatory manner (calm voice this time) said that these days everyone is a critic. He said on social media any person´s opinion is as important as a reviewer´s. He also said he thinks a lot of the criticism revolves around the “Where is the rock?” argument, and that they are probably right. 

“It´s not a rock album.” 

Followed by a LOOOOONG silence. 

A silence which was only interrupted by SL going “Well, there you go!” in a triumphant manner. Echies of course applauded, and then suddenly JL picked up again:

“Don´t be fooled, we knew EXACTLY what we were doing. But let me just tell you something: we have NEVER gotten good reviews. Even when we made rock albums. So... Nothing really changes...”

At this point it again felt like he was getting ready to move on, but NO! He still kept going!

“I have a feeling lot of it has to do with me...”

That Gustavo dude piped up with “Jealousy...”, but JL ignored that comment and continued: 

“It just has to do with me being in the band... I don´t think people wanna let that slide...”

SL commented “Fucking weird...” and then after a short silence went “Great” in the most “NON GREAT” way imaginable. Kinda like when you spill juice all over yourself and go “Great”.

So with that “NON GREAT” “GREAT”, this topic was now finished and my time in the spotlight was over.

I will point out that while pretty much everyone who asked a question before me got a “Thanks for the question” comment, I did not...

😭😭😭

*

BEFORE WE MOVE ON - QUICK ANALYSIS ON MY Q AND HIS A:

I think what we learned here are 3 things:

1. Poor SL really thinks he contributed to this album and has reason to be proud. 🤷‍♀️

2. JL is indeed VERY aware of the bad reviews and backlash his latest offering brought him. 😭

3. JL is also aware of the "bad rep" he has. Not just for the "Oh he's an actor trying to be a singer" thing which he has battled since Day 1 (which I'm sure he was mostly alluding to), but also that currently (= after SS) he gets ridiculed and judged on a whole new level.

I mean, the way he almost dragged the topic on and felt like he had to add “just one more thing”... Kinda felt like he was trying to convince not just us but himself as well... 🤨

Anyway, feel free to send feedback and thoughts on this! Did I do good?! 😜

*

Okay back to the M&G!

The next person asked what would they say to their younger selves.

JL wouldn’t wanna say anything because “We’re in a pretty good place right now in life and career… I guess I’d say "Take a deep breath… It’s gonna be alright. Don’t pay attention to the reviews.”“

Ooooooh... Still feeling butt-hurt from the previous Q, are we… ? 😏🤭

The next Q was asked with such a heavy-accented English I had NO IDEA what he asked, but apparently JL did because he managed an answer. It was smthg about the Mars symbols (the triad). 🤷🏼‍♀️

The next chick started off my saying "I just wanna say I love you and adore you” and I almost yelped out “MR. KAUFMAN IS ALREADY TAKEN!” but managed to keep my emotions in check.

Her question was a pretty good one: “Why did you come up with the name "Monolith” for the tour", she said she (like all of us!) did not get it.

JL said the name comes from the giant screen on stage and the giant box thing as well, which of course for this tour they could not fit through the doors.

Next question was “Why did you call the album "America” when it talks about universal issues?“

JL: "I think the idea of America is universal (FUCK OFF ALREADY DICK IT SO IS NOT) and everyone has an opinion (WANNA KNOW MINE?) and the songs are universal. I think what’s going on in our country is probably going on in other countries. I don’t think we’re the only country thinking about things like immigration, the right and the left, what kind of a world we want to live in, what kind of a future we want. I just thought it was an interesting time and an interesting word. It really isn’t political title, it’s more of a concept (🙄🙄🙄), that’s why I liked all the lists that we came up with because they were so bizarre and funny and provocative. They do give you a sense of the time we’re living in.”

He went on to say that in 100 years people will be able to look at them and go “Oh, that was that crazy group if people that was alive between this time and that time and that fucking guy was president in America!”

Oh my! Look who’s getting all feisty again! Dare you to say that publicly tho!

During this question the noise from the soundcheck taking place in the next room went up a few notches and Stevie´s high-pitched screams almost overpowered the Letos... They made some jokes about SA´s screams. 😂

And of course he kept with the “The name “America” inspired the film that we made that´s coming out later this year, the trip across the country... Did anybody follow it on social media? (I MAY HAVE...) The Museum of America in LA and many other things that we´ve done. I dunno, I just thought it was an interesting container.”

In relation to the previous question, JL also mentioned that he had an alternative title for "America" which he admitted (?) he sometimes thinks he should have used:

“ERA”.

As in this era we are now living in.

YOU GOD DAMN DILL!!!!! THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN 40 GAZILLION TIMES BETTER THAN "AMERICA"!!!!!

🤬🤬🤬

I seriously almost screamed out loud when he said that... I can't even deal with him! 😠

He said that title would have been “a little more global but a little more boring”.

NO, DILL! YOU AND YOUR BEDWARMERS ARE GLOBAL AND BORING! THAT TITLE WOULD HAVE BEEN PERFECT!

😠

The last question came from a woman next to me (fellow Finn btw! 😃🇫🇮) who told us that she's a teacher and she asked what inspires them etc.

JL said that “sometimes I´m not inspired” (REALLY? Never would have guessed...) and that “at that point you just have to rely on muscle memory and to just put one foot in front of the other and keep marching forward... Someone asks a question you don´t like (WHO?! WHO ASKED A QUESTION YOU DID NOT LIKE?! 🙊), you deal with it... You have to do some part of your job that´s tedious (like... the actual working part?), you push past it... I think a lot of times it´s just showing up... You can surprise yourself. You start a conversation, you start a concert, and before you know it you´re lost in the concert and you´re enjoying your time.”

SL said what helps is “getting rid of the fucking trash in the head. If I feel distracted or there´s a lot of stuff going on in my head that doesn´t have anything to do with what I wanna do, I have to get rid of it. Meditation helps, hanging out with cool people (LOOOOOOOOL), yoga, taking a walk...”

And that was it! Show over! JL thanked us for coming and then...

Picture time! 📷

We lined up in the hallway and practically RAN through the stage they had set up for the pic.

Seriously it was RIDICULOUS! Felt even faster and more North Korean than in Getafe! We all legit had no more than 2 seconds to pose and then we were pushed out! 😑

Total bs. No other way to put it. Treated like actual cattle. 🐄

Anyway, I had a plan ready again and as I stepped up to SL who kinda "yanked me" between him and JL (not in a bad way but just kinda like "let's just get this over with FAST"), I said to them:

"Okay guys, let's smile like I'm a model."

🤭🤭🤭

Now, I don't know if they heard me or bothered listening (or in "someone's" case even understood what I was hinting at), but it def made me feel giggly... 😜

Anyway, end result is this:

I think JL may have gotten what I was implying, or perhaps he was still salty about my earlier question, but he def pushed my back to get me to leave the area after the pic. 🤷🏼‍♀️👉🚪

Altho he probs does that to everyone, especially those who are not 20-smthg Russian models, but… Oh well. Kinda made me smirk even more! 🤣

Or perhaps it was my shirt which ruffled his feathers? 🤔

Wanna see a close-up?

BOOM.

Tell you this much: online T-shirt printing businesses and 20€ sure provide a lot of satisfaction. 😏👕💳

And even tho I once again got only 20 Secs (Jfc… 😂), I still managed to sneak TM into my pic, sooo… 😎💁🏼‍♀️

More closeups:

Thanks GOD he looks more than decent in mine!

And c´mon now, Jarry. I think we all know you can go bigger than that.

Jaw seems to work a-ok...

And yes, I watermarked them because that´s how I roll, homies!

After the pics we were given our VIP merch: black beanie (not bad! I might actually wear that…), plastic badge (who the fuck needs these?!), a canvas tote bag (meh ok) and a signed poster.

TRY TELLING ME BOTH THOSE SIGNATURES ARE NOT FROM THE SAME DAMN ALMOST-WORN-OUT PEN… 😂😒🖋

We were also allowed to stay in the M&G room and check out the official merch stand (pffffft! Did not buy a fucking thing as everything looked so uggo).

This tho...

After about an hour of waiting, we were finally led into the actual concert area. As some of you saw from my IG posts, this was not a regular MonolOth tour gig, but more a club gig. The set was completely different, no monolOth anywhere, and stage was not in the middle of the room.

I noticed there was a balcony area too and I marched up to a security guy to ask if it was ok to go up. He said yeah but only 100 people are allowed up so I needed a special ticket, which he then handed me and told me I needed to give it back if/when I came down again so someone else could use my place up there. Very smart security move!

Being as tiny as I am and as claustrophobic as I am, I knew standing in a sea of people and not even seeing a fucking thing was not a viable option, so I chose to wander up to the balcony - and oh man, that was the best decision I could have made! I scored a prime spot right up front and had full “skyview” of the whole room! Lucky move also because without the balcony spot, that IG Live would have been quite difficult to pull off…😏😄

JR’s DJ set was about as useful as sledgehammer when washing windows, so there’s no need to even discuss it. Literally maybe 7 people actually listened and cheered him. 😴

At around 8:40 pm the lights FINALLY dimmed and the show started.

Now, seeing as I did an IG Live for the whole show which means I did not take any pics or clips (I´ll try posting some of the clips I saved from the IG Live a little later on tho), I’m going to utilize a few fellow concert goers offerings here for vibe and atmosphere reasons! 😉

And of course we can NEVER forget the true star of the night...

A post shared by Jared Leto ∆ Echelon page (@dy.jovi) on Apr 24, 2018 at 1:18am PDT

A post shared by Jared Leto ∆ Echelon page (@dy.jovi) on Apr 22, 2018 at 1:11pm PDT

NOT ALL HEROES WEAR CAPES.  OR SHIRTS. 🤣 🕺

As far as overall grade for the show goes…

Well, the people who came on my Live on/off and witnessed the gig with me can probably kinda agree that… eh… It wasn’t very awesomely great. 😣

The stage looked stupid with just SL’s drums, SA was once again shoved to the side where we could barely see him (but could hear him plenty!), the sound overall was kinda off (or maybe it was because of my location, but the drums sounded REALLY loud at times, almost drowned out rest of the instruments. Altho… what instruments? 🤔)…

But the biggest problem of all: Jared’s voice.

It’s fucking DESTROYED, guys. GONE.

Yes on some songs he sounded ok, even quite good on occasion. But overall, he cannot do a full show like a proper rock singer should.

And true to form, he skipped out on a lot of the lyrics (either he let SA sing, or the audience had to sing), and when he did sing (“sing”) he sounded BAD. Multiple times extremely off key and basically just shouted/screamed his way through the songs. There is no way on earth that anyone with ears could claim he sounded good!

Sheep would try no doubt, but lemme tell ya: Lies! Lies, lies, lies!

I think the only song which sounded at least half decent was “Stay”. It’s not a very challenging song anyway, so that one he still manages ok. Everything else… uh. 🙉

But it is what it is, I guess... Can´t turn back the clock and undo years of damage! 

And that yelling is not helping what little he has left...

I did enjoy JL calling me and my fellow upstairs residents “BALCONY MONKEY MOTHERFUCKERS” tho. 🐒

Been called worse before! HA! 😂

Overall I would say that had I not had the IG Live peeps keeping me company throughout the show, I would have been majorly bored. There really was nothing even remotely interesting happening on stage (not counting Naked Dancing Dude!), and traveling across an actual ocean just for that show... 

Not really worth it, gotta say.

If someone asks me if I would recommend buying a ticket, I would have to say no - based on the actual show, I mean. it just really does not offer any great “WOW” moments.

But on a personal level and by taking into account the WHOLE experience, counting the entire weekend etc., I will rank this as one of my better vacays for sure! And a big part of that is thanks to ALL YOU who joined and shared it with me, so THANK YOU! 💗

Report over and out!