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amethystarachnid · 4 months ago
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I didn’t see a list of characters you wouldn’t write for so I wanted to request a fic with Peter quill or Johnny storm, Ik it’s kinda random lol but it’s just something different since I haven’t seen them much.
ONLY PHYSICAL
⤷ JOHNNY STORM
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ᯓ★ Pairing: Johnny Storm x fem!reader
ᯓ★ Genre: romance, spicy, some drama but also some fluff
ᯓ★ Requests status: open
ᯓ★ Summary: you hate Johnny Storm, hate his smirk and his jokes, that's what you keep telling yourself. But one night, as you're both drunk, you end up sleeping together...Which then leads to a particular arrangement between you two...What will happen after that?
ᯓ★ Word count: 9.3k
ᯓ★ TW(s): spicy, lots of spicy scenes but nothing too explicit
ᯓ★ Omg, Johnny my love, one of the first marvel character I loved <3 Also, since the ask didn't specify anything I wrote it using my ideas and it's been too long since I saw the fantastic 4 so some things may be inaccurate or wrong, sorry <3
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It’s almost laughable how much you can’t stand Johnny Storm.
From the moment you join the team—a reluctant addition after Reed practically begs for your expertise in energy manipulation—Johnny makes it his mission to get under your skin. And he succeeds. Infuriatingly so. He doesn’t even try to hide it, flashing his smirk every time he catches you glaring at him, tossing out sarcastic remarks with the ease of someone who knows just how attractive he is.
“You know,” he drawls one afternoon, leaning against the doorframe of the lab where you’re trying to finish a recalibration of Sue’s invisibility suit, “I think I finally figured it out.”
You don’t bother looking up, tightening the screw on the prototype as you mutter, “I don’t have time for this, Storm.”
“No, no, hear me out,” he insists, stepping inside without invitation. His voice drips with mock seriousness, the kind that instantly makes your shoulders tense. “You’re into me.”
You actually laugh at that, short and sharp, finally turning to face him. He’s grinning like he’s just said the most brilliant thing in the world, his white teeth practically gleaming. His blond hair is tousled in a way that you suspect takes effort to look effortless, and he’s wearing that fitted T-shirt that always seems to cling a little too perfectly to his chest.
“In your dreams,” you snap, crossing your arms over your chest.
“Oh, definitely,” he replies without missing a beat, his smirk deepening. “But don’t worry, you make frequent appearances. Very flattering ones, I might add.”
You roll your eyes so hard you’re surprised they don’t pop out of your skull. “How do you even fit through doorways with an ego that big?”
“I manage,” he says with a wink, strolling closer to your workstation. You step in front of it, blocking his access, but he doesn’t stop, leaning in just enough to invade your space. His cologne is annoyingly pleasant, a mix of something warm and spicy that makes your nose betray you by liking it. “Come on, you’re telling me you don’t feel this… tension?”
“The only tension I feel is homicidal,” you deadpan.
“Hot,” he says, as if that’s a compliment, tilting his head to look at you like he’s assessing just how much he can push you before you snap. It’s a game to him, and you hate how good he is at it.
“Do you actually have a reason for being here,” you ask, “or are you just here to annoy me?”
“Who says it can’t be both?” He leans back against the counter, resting his elbows on it as he watches you with infuriatingly amused eyes. “But if you must know, Reed wants to see us in the conference room. Something about a mission briefing.”
“And he sent you to get me?” you ask, raising an eyebrow. “Was no one else available?”
“Oh, he sent Ben first,” Johnny says, grinning. “But I told him I’d handle it. Figured you’d appreciate the company.”
“Right,” you mutter, grabbing your tools and tossing them into your kit. “Let’s get this over with.”
As you brush past him, he falls into step beside you, his presence like an annoying shadow that won’t go away. The elevator ride to the conference room is painfully silent, though you can feel him watching you the entire time. It takes every ounce of willpower not to snap at him, not to give him the satisfaction of knowing just how much he irritates you.
When the doors open, you stride out ahead of him, eager to put some distance between you. But Johnny, being Johnny, catches up effortlessly, his long strides matching yours.
“You know,” he says, his voice low enough that only you can hear, “I think this whole ‘hating me’ thing is just a cover.”
“For what?” you ask, not bothering to hide the exasperation in your tone.
“For how badly you want me,” he replies, his grin practically criminal. “It’s okay. You don’t have to fight it.”
You stop in your tracks, turning to face him with a glare that could cut through steel. He stops too, clearly relishing the reaction, his hands shoved casually into his pockets.
“Johnny,” you say, your voice icy, “if I wanted you, you’d know it. Because I’d be dead. From shame.”
For a split second, there’s a flicker of something in his expression—surprise, maybe—but then it’s gone, replaced by that insufferable grin again. “Ouch,” he says, clutching his chest like you’ve wounded him. “I didn’t realize you cared so much.”
“I don’t,” you snap, turning on your heel and storming into the conference room.
Of course, Johnny follows, but he doesn’t say anything more. Not until you’re all seated around the table, Reed diving into a detailed explanation of the energy anomalies that have been popping up in the city. You’re trying to focus, taking notes on your tablet, but you can feel Johnny’s gaze on you again. It’s like a physical weight, burning against your skin, and it takes everything in you not to whip around and tell him to knock it off.
When the meeting finally ends, you practically bolt for the door, but Johnny catches up to you again, falling into step beside you like it’s the most natural thing in the world.
“Hey,” he says, his tone softer now, less teasing. It’s almost disarming, and you glance at him warily.
“What?”
“You okay?” he asks, and for a moment, you think he might actually be serious.
“Why wouldn’t I be?” you reply, narrowing your eyes.
He shrugs, shoving his hands into his pockets. “Just checking. You seemed… tense.”
You stop walking, turning to face him with a frown. “Are you messing with me again?”
He holds up his hands in mock surrender, but there’s something almost genuine in his expression now. “Not this time. Scout’s honor.”
“You were never a scout,” you point out.
“Details,” he says with a shrug, and just like that, the moment is gone, replaced by his usual smirk. “But seriously, if you ever need to blow off some steam…” He lets the sentence hang in the air, his tone laced with innuendo, and you groan.
“You’re impossible,” you mutter, walking away before he can say anything else.
But as you make your way back to the lab, you can’t shake the feeling that there’s more to Johnny than the cocky exterior he projects. Not that you’d ever admit it out loud. Because if there’s one thing you know for certain, it’s that Johnny Storm is the last person you’d ever want to… feel anything for. Right?
The mission is straightforward in theory but chaotic in execution—par for the course when Johnny Storm is involved. A rogue tech company has been messing with unstable energy sources, creating erratic power surges across the city. Reed’s plan is for Ben and Johnny to infiltrate the lab while Sue provides cover and you, stationed at HQ with a direct link to the team, guide them through it.
“Johnny, focus,” you snap into the earpiece as he sprints ahead of Ben for the fifth time. “You’re going to trip an alarm.”
“Relax, sweetheart,” he replies, his voice annoyingly breezy. “I’ve got this.”
You grit your teeth, fingers flying across the keyboard as you monitor their progress. “I’m not your sweetheart. And if you ‘got this,’ you wouldn’t need me to tell you that there’s a motion sensor three feet ahead of you.”
Johnny pauses just in time, glancing around until he spots the small device in the corner. “See? Teamwork makes the dream work.”
“Just shut up and follow Ben,” you mutter.
“I think she likes me,” Johnny says, undoubtedly grinning. You can hear the smirk in his tone, and it makes your blood boil.
“Johnny,” Sue’s voice cuts in, sharp and no-nonsense. “Stop antagonizing her and get back on task.”
“Yes, ma’am,” Johnny replies, sounding far too pleased with himself.
Despite his antics, the mission goes smoothly. Ben tears through the reinforced doors like they’re made of cardboard, Johnny disables the main console with a burst of fire, and Sue uses her force fields to contain the energy surges until Reed’s stabilization device is activated. By the time they’re back at HQ, everything is under control.
“Well done, team,” Reed says, smiling as he powers down the main systems. “That could’ve been much worse.”
“Yeah, thanks to me,” Johnny says, striding into the room like he’s just saved the world single-handedly. He winks at you as he passes. “Don’t worry, I’ll let you buy me a drink as a thank-you.”
You snort. “In your dreams, Storm.”
“Every night,” he shoots back without missing a beat.
Later, when the adrenaline wears off, someone suggests a celebration. It’s unclear who, but you suspect Johnny has something to do with it because before you know it, the common area is transformed into a makeshift party space. Reed grumbles about the amount of alcohol, but Sue waves him off, promising to keep an eye on things.
You don’t intend to drink much—just enough to relax after the chaos of the day—but Johnny, of course, has other plans.
“You’re way too sober,” he declares, plopping onto the couch beside you with a beer in hand. “Come on, live a little.”
“I’m fine,” you reply, taking a small sip of your drink.
“Nope,” he says, grabbing a shot glass and pouring you something that smells like regret. “One shot. For me. As a thank-you for not letting me die out there.”
“Pretty sure I deserve the thanks,” you retort, but you take the shot anyway, if only to shut him up.
It’s a mistake. The burn of the alcohol hits you hard, and Johnny’s triumphant grin only fuels your annoyance. But then another shot follows, and another, until you lose count. Somewhere along the way, the tension between you and Johnny shifts. The teasing is still there, but it’s less biting, more playful. You’re laughing at his ridiculous jokes, and he’s leaning closer, his knee brushing against yours.
“You know,” he says, his voice lower than usual, “you’re kind of fun when you loosen up.”
“Don’t get used to it,” you reply, though your tone lacks its usual sharpness.
The party starts to wind down, with Ben carrying a passed-out Reed to his room and Sue calling it a night. You and Johnny, however, remain on the couch, the space between you shrinking with each passing minute. The alcohol buzz makes you bold, and before you realize what you’re doing, you’re leaning toward him.
“Did you just...” He blinks at you, his expression somewhere between surprised and amused. “Are you flirting with me?”
“Maybe,” you say, emboldened by the warmth in your veins. “What are you gonna do about it?”
His grin turns downright wicked. “Oh, I can think of a few things.”
And then he’s kissing you. It’s sudden and electric, his lips capturing yours with a heat that leaves you breathless. You respond instinctively, your hands tangling in his hair as he deepens the kiss. It’s messy and uncoordinated at first, both of you too drunk to be graceful, but the intensity makes up for it. His hands find your waist, pulling you closer until you’re practically in his lap.
“You’ve been driving me crazy, you know that?” he mutters against your lips, his voice husky.
“Right back at you,” you reply, tugging his shirt up over his head.
Somehow, you end up in his room, the walk there a blur of stolen kisses and clumsy touches. By the time you reach the bed, you’re both breathless, your clothes scattered across the floor. Johnny is surprisingly gentle, his hands exploring your skin like he’s committing every inch of you to memory. But there’s still that cocky edge to him, the teasing smirk that never quite leaves his face.
“God, you’re gorgeous,” he murmurs, his lips trailing down your neck. “Why didn’t we do this sooner?”
“Because you’re insufferable,” you manage to say, though the words lack conviction when his mouth finds the sensitive spot just below your ear.
“Mm, and yet here we are,” he replies, his grin evident against your skin.
The rest of the night is a blur of heat and intensity, a tangle of limbs and whispered confessions you’ll barely remember in the morning. All you know is that, for once, you don’t hate Johnny Storm. At least not entirely.
You wake slowly, your senses hazy and dulled by what must have been way too much alcohol last night. Your head throbs faintly, and the warm, soft cocoon of blankets threatens to lull you back into unconsciousness. For a brief moment, everything feels peaceful.
And then you realize there’s an arm draped across your stomach.
Your eyes snap open, and the first thing you notice is that you’re not in your own bed. The second thing is that someone’s pressed against you, their face nuzzled into your chest. You blink rapidly, trying to process the situation, but your sluggish brain takes its sweet time piecing things together.
The arm is muscular, the weight of it familiar in a way that makes your cheeks flush. And then there’s the golden blond hair brushing against your collarbone, the faint scent of cologne mixed with... smoke?
Oh. Oh, no.
Johnny Storm is sprawled across you, completely naked, his legs tangled with yours beneath the sheets.
Your breath hitches, and you freeze, trying not to move or make a sound. But the realization hits you like a freight train: You slept with Johnny Storm. You slept with Johnny freaking Storm.
Panic rises in your chest as fragmented memories of the night before come flooding back. The party, the drinks, the teasing banter that had somehow turned into a kiss... and then more. A lot more. Your face burns as you remember the feel of his hands on your skin, the way he’d looked at you like you were the only thing in the world that mattered.
You’re mortified.
“Oh my God,” you whisper, your voice barely audible.
Unfortunately, it’s just loud enough to wake him.
Johnny stirs against you, letting out a sleepy groan as he shifts slightly. His arm tightens around you, and he murmurs something unintelligible before finally lifting his head to look at you through half-lidded eyes. His expression is groggy at first, but then a slow, lazy grin spreads across his face as realization dawns.
“Well, good morning,” he says, his voice husky with sleep.
You stare at him, your mouth opening and closing like a fish out of water. “I—what—why are you—”
He raises an eyebrow, clearly amused by your flustered state. “You’re gonna have to use words, sweetheart.”
“Johnny!” you hiss, yanking the blanket up to your chest as if that’ll somehow fix this. “What the hell happened?!”
He chuckles, completely unbothered by the situation—or his nakedness, for that matter. Propping himself up on one elbow, he watches you with an infuriatingly smug expression. “You really don’t remember?”
Your face feels like it’s on fire. “I remember... bits,” you admit reluctantly, avoiding his gaze.
“Well, let me fill in the gaps,” he says, leaning closer. His grin is downright sinful now, and you want to smack it off his face. “You couldn’t keep your hands off me. Not that I blame you, of course. I mean, look at me.”
“Stop talking,” you snap, shoving him away and scooting to the edge of the bed. Your heart is pounding, and you feel like you might actually die of embarrassment.
Johnny doesn’t seem fazed in the slightest, lying back against the pillows with his hands behind his head. The sheets pool around his hips, and you make a point of looking anywhere but at him.
“Come on,” he says, his tone teasing. “It’s not the end of the world. We had fun, didn’t we?”
“That’s not the point!” you say, running a hand through your hair in frustration. “This shouldn’t have happened. It was a mistake.”
The word wipes the grin off his face, and for a moment, he looks almost... disappointed. But then he shrugs, his usual cocky demeanor slipping back into place. “If you say so.”
You scramble to find your clothes, pulling them on as quickly as possible. Your shirt is wrinkled beyond saving, and you can’t find one of your socks, but you don’t care. You just need to get out of here before anyone sees you leaving Johnny’s room.
“I think we should forget this ever happened,” you say firmly, not looking at him as you tug your shoes on.
“Forget?” he echoes, sitting up. “Really?”
“Yes,” you say, finally meeting his gaze. “It’s better for both of us if we just... pretend it didn’t happen.”
He studies you for a moment, his expression unreadable. Then he nods, though there’s a flicker of something—disappointment? Annoyance?—in his eyes. “Fine. If that’s what you want.”
“It is,” you say, though the knot in your stomach suggests otherwise.
Grabbing your things, you head for the door, pausing only to glance back at him one last time. He’s still sitting there, the sheets draped loosely around his waist, watching you with an intensity that makes your breath catch. But you shake it off and leave, determined to put as much distance between you and this mess as possible.
The hallway is blessedly empty, and you make a beeline for your room, praying no one saw you. You don’t know how you’re going to face the team today—or Johnny, for that matter—but one thing is certain: you need a very, very strong cup of coffee.
You make it to the kitchen without running into anyone, thank God. The lingering buzz of alcohol in your system combined with the weight of what just happened makes your head feel like it’s caught in a vise. All you want is coffee—a steaming, bitter cup of something strong enough to drown out the memories of last night.
You pour yourself a mug, gripping it like a lifeline as you lean against the counter. The warmth seeps into your palms, grounding you.
But no matter how much caffeine you consume, you can’t shake the overwhelming wrongness of this morning. You slept with Johnny Storm. Johnny Storm. The most arrogant, insufferable, smug—
“Morning,” Sue’s cheerful voice interrupts your spiraling thoughts.
You nearly choke on your coffee as she walks in, looking fresh and chipper as ever. “Morning,” you manage, clearing your throat and trying not to sound guilty.
She eyes you curiously as she grabs a granola bar from the counter. “You look... tired. Did you stay up late?”
The memory of Johnny’s mouth on yours, his hands roaming your body, flashes through your mind, and you nearly drop your mug. “Uh, yeah,” you say, forcing a tight smile. “Couldn’t sleep.”
Sue frowns, concerned. “Are you okay? You look kind of... flushed.”
You take a long sip of coffee to buy yourself some time. “I’m fine,” you say quickly. “Just... had a lot on my mind.”
Her concern doesn’t waver, but thankfully, she doesn’t press the issue. “Well, let me know if you need anything,” she says, her tone warm.
You nod, grateful for the out. “Thanks, Sue. I’m good.”
She flashes you a smile and heads off, leaving you alone with your thoughts once again. You let out a shaky breath, your shoulders slumping.
This is going to be hell.
The rest of the morning passes in a blur. You manage to avoid Johnny, though the tension gnawing at your gut doesn’t let up. When lunchtime rolls around, you reluctantly join the team in the common area, knowing it’ll look suspicious if you keep hiding.
Johnny’s already there when you walk in, lounging on the couch like he doesn’t have a care in the world. He’s laughing at something Ben said, his usual cocky grin firmly in place. For a brief, insane moment, you wonder if he’s already forgotten about this morning.
But then his gaze flicks to you, and for the briefest second, something unreadable passes over his face. It’s gone as quickly as it came, replaced by his usual teasing smirk.
“Hey, there’s Sleeping Beauty,” he calls out, leaning back with his arms draped over the couch. “Rough night?”
Your stomach twists, but you force yourself to act normal. “No rougher than yours, I’m sure,” you reply, taking a seat as far from him as possible.
He raises an eyebrow, clearly amused by your attempt at a poker face. “Oh, I don’t know. I think I slept pretty well.”
You glare at him, your jaw tightening. You’re this close to throwing something at his stupid, smug face, but Sue and Reed are right there, oblivious to the subtext.
Johnny doesn’t push further, but you catch him stealing glances at you throughout lunch. It’s maddening—he’s acting like nothing happened, like you didn’t wake up with him draped over you this morning. And somehow, that makes it worse.
The next few days follow the same infuriating pattern. Johnny keeps up his usual antics, teasing and flirting like always, but there’s no hint that he’s holding anything over your head. If anything, he seems to be going out of his way to act normal.
You, on the other hand, are a mess. Every time he smirks at you, every time he makes a stupid comment or throws a casual wink in your direction, you’re reminded of how his lips felt on yours, how his skin felt beneath your hands.
It’s impossible to focus.
It’s especially bad when you’re around Sue. Every time she talks to you, the guilt gnaws at your insides like a living thing. She’s so kind, so thoughtful, and here you are, harboring the world’s most awkward secret about her brother.
“You’ve been distracted lately,” she says one afternoon while the two of you are reviewing some mission protocols.
You freeze, your pen hovering over the paper in front of you. “What? No, I’m fine.”
Sue gives you a skeptical look. “Really? Because you’ve been zoning out all week.”
“I’m just tired,” you say quickly, forcing a smile.
She doesn’t look convinced, but she lets it go.
Johnny, of course, doesn’t make things any easier. If anything, he seems to enjoy your discomfort. He keeps teasing you in front of the others, his remarks innocuous enough that no one else picks up on them, but laced with just enough subtext to make your cheeks burn.
“Y/N, you’re blushing,” he says one day during a training session, his grin infuriatingly smug. “What, can’t handle the heat?”
You grit your teeth, resisting the urge to throw something at him. “I’m fine,” you snap.
“Oh, I know you are,” he replies, his tone dripping with innuendo.
Sue smacks him on the arm. “Johnny, leave her alone.”
“What?” he says innocently, holding up his hands. “I’m just being supportive.”
Your hands curl into fists, but you force yourself to take a deep breath. If he can act like nothing happened, then so can you.
At least, that’s what you tell yourself.
But the truth is, you’re not sure how much longer you can keep this up. Every time Johnny looks at you, every time he makes a stupid joke or flashes that infuriating grin, you’re reminded of what happened—and of the fact that, no matter how hard you try, you can’t seem to forget.
It’s nearly midnight, and the quiet hum of the compound settles over you like a blanket. Everyone else is in their rooms, the lights dimmed, the hallways silent. You’re in your own room, pacing back and forth, chewing on your bottom lip as your thoughts race.
For days, the tension has been unbearable. Every teasing glance, every cocky smirk, every stolen look from Johnny is like a fire lit under your skin. And it’s not just him—your body betrays you every time you see him. It’s as if something deep and primal has been unleashed, and no matter how much you try to push it down, it refuses to be ignored.
It’s not just physical, either. Not entirely. The frustration you feel isn’t just because of the way Johnny looks at you—it’s because of the way you look at him, the way he gets to you like no one else. You’ve always clashed, your personalities like fire and ice, but somehow, that spark has turned into something neither of you seems able to control.
You’re sick of it. Sick of pretending it didn’t happen, sick of the way your pulse quickens when he’s around, sick of the way he acts like it doesn’t affect him when it so clearly does.
You can’t keep doing this.
The idea strikes you so suddenly it almost makes you stop pacing. It’s reckless, impulsive, probably insane—but it’s the only way you can see out of this mess.
You grab a hoodie, throwing it on over your pajamas, and quietly open your door. The hallways are dark, the compound silent except for the faint hum of the ventilation system. You tiptoe down the corridor, your heart pounding in your chest.
Johnny’s room is at the far end of the hall. You pause outside his door, your hand hovering over the handle.
This is a terrible idea, a voice in your head whispers.
But the tension inside you, the frustration that’s been building for days, drowns it out. You knock lightly, barely loud enough to be heard.
For a moment, there’s no response. Then you hear footsteps, and the door swings open to reveal Johnny, shirtless and disheveled, his blond hair sticking up in every direction. He blinks at you, clearly surprised.
“Y/N?” he says, his voice husky with sleep. “What are you doing here?”
You glance over your shoulder, making sure no one else is around, before stepping into his room and shutting the door behind you.
“Uh, come on in, I guess,” he says, his brow furrowed in confusion.
You turn to face him, your stomach twisting with nerves. “I need to talk to you.”
He raises an eyebrow, leaning casually against the wall. “This late? Couldn’t wait until morning?”
“No,” you say, your voice firmer than you expect. “I... I can’t do this anymore.”
His expression shifts slightly, a flicker of something unreadable crossing his face. “Do what?”
“This,” you say, gesturing between the two of you. “The pretending. The acting like nothing happened. I can’t—I can’t focus, I can’t think straight. Every time I see you, I—” You cut yourself off, taking a deep breath.
Johnny’s watching you intently now, all traces of his usual cocky demeanor gone. “You what?” he prompts, his voice softer.
You swallow hard. “I can’t stop thinking about it. About you. And I know you can’t either.”
His lips part slightly, his Adam’s apple bobbing as he swallows. “What makes you so sure?”
“Because you look at me like...” You trail off, shaking your head. “Like you want me just as much as I want you.”
There’s a beat of silence, heavy and charged. Then Johnny takes a step closer, his eyes locked on yours. “So what are you saying?”
“I’m saying...” You hesitate, your heart pounding. “We’re clearly bad at ignoring this. So maybe we stop trying.”
He blinks, clearly caught off guard. “Are you... proposing what I think you’re proposing?”
“Yes,” you say quickly, before you lose your nerve. “But just... as a way to get this out of our systems. No strings, no complications. Just... physical.”
Johnny’s mouth quirks into a half-smile, but there’s something serious in his gaze. “You want to be frenemies with benefits?”
You nod, your cheeks burning. “Exactly.”
He stares at you for a long moment, his eyes searching yours. Then his lips curve into that familiar cocky grin, the one that’s equal parts infuriating and irresistible. “Well, I’m not one to say no to a good idea.”
You exhale a breath you didn’t realize you were holding. “Good. So we’re on the same page.”
“Crystal clear,” he says, stepping closer until there’s barely an inch between you. “And, uh... are we starting this now?”
Your pulse quickens at the heat in his gaze, the way his voice drops just slightly. “Yes,” you say, your voice barely above a whisper.
He doesn’t waste any time. One second he’s standing there, and the next his lips are on yours, claiming your mouth with a hunger that makes your knees weak. You kiss him back just as fiercely, your hands tangling in his hair as he presses you against the wall.
There’s no hesitation this time, no awkward fumbling or second-guessing. His hands slide under your hoodie, pulling it off in one smooth motion before his lips trail down your neck. You shiver, your body arching into him as his hands explore your skin with a reverence that makes your breath catch.
“God, you’re perfect,” he murmurs against your collarbone, his voice low and rough.
You tug at his sweatpants, your hands roaming over the planes of his chest as he lifts you off the ground and carries you to the bed.
It’s fast and frenzied at first, the pent-up tension between you spilling over in a way that’s almost overwhelming. But then Johnny slows down, his movements deliberate and almost tender as he takes his time with you.
“You sure about this?” he asks, his voice barely more than a whisper as his forehead rests against yours.
“Yes,” you breathe, your hands gripping his shoulders. “Don’t stop.”
And he doesn’t.
It’s been two weeks since that night, two weeks of sneaking around, stolen moments, and whispered promises to “keep this strictly physical.” You tell yourself it’s working, that the arrangement is simple, no-strings-attached. But Johnny Storm is nothing if not difficult—especially when it comes to playing by the rules.
From the moment you agreed to this, Johnny made it his mission to test your self-control. It’s not just that he’s insatiable—though, God help you, he is. It’s the way he looks at you across the room, the way his hand brushes against yours when no one else is looking, the way he finds excuses to get you alone.
It’s maddening.
“Johnny,” you hiss one afternoon as he corners you in the hallway, his hands sliding around your waist. “Someone could see us.”
“Relax,” he says, grinning as he presses a kiss to your neck. “They’re all in the lab. We’ve got at least ten minutes.”
“That’s not the point,” you say, trying—and failing—to push him away. “We’re supposed to be discreet.”
“I am being discreet,” he says, nipping at your earlobe.
You let out an exasperated sigh, but your resolve weakens when his lips find yours, hot and demanding. You kiss him back, your hands fisting in his shirt as he backs you against the wall.
“Johnny—”
“Five minutes,” he murmurs against your lips. “That’s all I need.”
He’s impossible. But the worst part is, you don’t really want him to stop.
You manage to pull yourself together just in time, slipping out of the hallway and pretending nothing happened when you join the others in the common area. Sue glances up from her tablet as you walk in, smiling brightly.
“Hey, Y/N. You look... flushed,” she says, tilting her head.
“I just... went for a run,” you lie, avoiding Johnny’s amused smirk from across the room.
Sue nods, seemingly satisfied with your answer, and goes back to her work. You shoot Johnny a warning glare, but he just winks at you, completely unapologetic.
This is your life now—trying to keep a straight face while Johnny flirts with you like it’s a sport, all while pretending to everyone else that nothing’s going on.
It’s exhausting.
But somehow, you make it work. You keep your secret, sneaking into his room late at night and slipping back to yours before anyone wakes up. You convince yourself that it’s fine, that you’re in control.
Until she shows up.
It happens one afternoon during a team briefing. You’re sitting at the table, half-listening to Reed drone on about mission logistics, when you notice her. A stunning redhead in a sleek leather jacket, leaning casually against the doorway with a confidence that makes your stomach twist.
Johnny notices her, too.
“Amelia,” he says, his grin widening as he gets up to greet her.
“Johnny,” she replies, her voice smooth as silk.
They hug, and you feel something sharp lodge itself in your chest. She’s gorgeous, the kind of woman who looks like she belongs in a movie, and the way Johnny looks at her—like they have history—makes your stomach churn.
You force yourself to look away, focusing on the papers in front of you as Sue introduces Amelia to the team. Apparently, she’s a freelance operative Reed hired to help with the next mission.
Great.
Johnny spends the rest of the briefing sitting next to her, laughing at her jokes and leaning in just a little too close. You tell yourself it doesn’t matter, that you don’t care. This is what you signed up for, after all—no strings, no jealousy, no feelings.
But when Amelia laughs at something Johnny says, her hand resting briefly on his arm, you feel a surge of something hot and bitter rise in your chest.
You’re jealous.
The realization hits you like a freight train, and you hate it. You hate that you care, that you’re sitting here stewing over Johnny Storm like some lovesick teenager.
After the briefing, you make a beeline for your room, needing to put some distance between yourself and whatever’s happening downstairs.
Johnny catches up to you later that night, slipping into your room like he always does.
“You okay?” he asks, his brow furrowed as he sits on the edge of your bed. “You seemed... off today.”
“I’m fine,” you say, avoiding his gaze.
He doesn’t look convinced. “You sure? Because you’ve been weird since Amelia showed up.”
At the mention of her name, your stomach tightens. “I said I’m fine,” you snap, sharper than you intended.
Johnny raises an eyebrow, leaning back slightly. “Whoa. Where’s that coming from?”
“Nowhere,” you say quickly, shaking your head. “I’m just tired.”
He studies you for a moment, his expression unreadable. “Alright,” he says finally. “If you say so.”
But as he leans in to kiss you, you can’t help but pull away.
“What’s wrong?” he asks, his voice soft.
“Nothing,” you lie, forcing a smile. “I’m just... not in the mood tonight.”
Johnny looks surprised, but he doesn’t push. “Okay,” he says, standing up. “I’ll leave you alone, then.”
He hesitates for a moment, like he wants to say something else, but then he nods and slips out of the room.
As soon as he’s gone, you bury your face in your hands, your heart aching in a way you don’t understand.
You signed up for this. You knew what you were getting into.
So why does it hurt so much to see him with someone else?
The days that follow are torture. Johnny spends more and more time with Amelia, laughing and joking with her in a way that feels too familiar. You do your best to act normal, but it’s impossible to ignore the way your chest tightens every time you see them together.
And Johnny notices.
He corners you in the hallway one night, his expression serious. “Alright, what’s going on with you?”
“Nothing,” you say, crossing your arms over your chest.
“Don’t give me that,” he says, stepping closer. “You’ve been acting weird all week. Did I do something?”
You shake your head, avoiding his gaze. “It’s nothing, Johnny. Just drop it.”
He doesn’t move, his eyes searching yours. “Is this about Amelia?”
Your stomach twists, but you force yourself to keep a neutral expression. “Why would it be about her?”
“I don’t know,” he says, his voice laced with frustration. “You tell me.”
You don’t answer, your silence stretching between you like a chasm.
Johnny sighs, running a hand through his hair. “Look, if something’s bothering you, just say it. I’m not a mind reader.”
You bite your lip, the words on the tip of your tongue, but you can’t bring yourself to say them.
Instead, you shake your head. “It’s nothing. Forget it.”
Johnny stares at you for a long moment, his jaw tight. Then he nods, stepping back. “Fine. Have it your way.”
He turns and walks away, leaving you standing there with your heart in your throat.
You tell yourself it’s better this way, that keeping your feelings to yourself is the right thing to do.
But as the days go on, you can’t help but wonder how much longer you can keep lying to yourself—and to him.
You’re pacing your room, your mind spinning, your chest tight with a cocktail of frustration and jealousy. The events of the day replay in your head like a broken record.
Amelia had been all over Johnny again—laughing at his jokes, leaning into his personal space, finding every excuse to touch his arm or shoulder. And Johnny, the infuriating, cocky idiot, seemed to revel in it.
You tell yourself it doesn’t matter. You remind yourself of the rules, of the arrangement you agreed to. No strings. No feelings. But those reminders crumble under the weight of the knot in your stomach, the jealousy burning through you like wildfire.
By the time night falls, you’re at your breaking point. You can’t think straight, can’t focus on anything except the need to release all this tension, to let go of the frustration clawing at your chest.
Without giving yourself time to second-guess, you grab your hoodie and storm out of your room, your feet carrying you down the hall before your brain can catch up. You don’t bother knocking when you reach Johnny’s door—you push it open and step inside, your heart pounding in your chest.
Johnny looks up from his bed, where he’s lounging with his phone in hand. He’s shirtless, of course, because why wouldn’t he be? He always seems to know how to test your self-control.
“Y/N?” he says, his brow furrowing in confusion. “What’s going on?”
You close the door behind you, leaning back against it as you meet his gaze. “I need to blow off some steam,” you say, your voice sharper than you intended.
Johnny raises an eyebrow, sitting up slightly. “Is that so?”
“Yes,” you snap, crossing your arms over your chest. “And you’re going to help me.”
For a moment, he just stares at you, clearly taken aback. Then a slow, knowing smile spreads across his face. “Well, I’m not one to say no to a lady in need.”
You roll your eyes, pushing off the door and crossing the room to stand in front of him. “Less talking, more doing,” you mutter, grabbing the back of his neck and pulling him into a kiss.
Johnny doesn’t need any more encouragement. His hands find your hips, pulling you into his lap as he kisses you back with a hunger that sends a shiver down your spine.
“Someone’s feisty tonight,” he murmurs against your lips, his hands sliding under your hoodie.
“Shut up,” you say, pulling it off and tossing it to the side.
His grin widens, but he does as he’s told, his hands roaming over your skin as you straddle him. You kiss him fiercely, your fingers tangling in his hair as you press your body against his.
When he tries to flip you onto your back, you stop him, pushing him back down onto the bed.
“Not this time,” you say, your voice low and firm.
Johnny looks up at you, his eyes darkening with surprise and something else—something hotter, deeper. “Yes, ma’am,” he says, his lips quirking into a small smirk.
You roll your eyes again, but you can’t deny the rush of satisfaction at the way he looks at you, the way he lets you take control.
And for the first time, you do. You take your time, exploring every inch of him with your hands and lips, savoring the way he responds to your touch. Johnny, for all his usual bravado, seems to love it—his hands gripping your thighs, his breaths coming in short, ragged gasps as you take him apart.
“Damn,” he murmurs, his voice rough. “Didn’t know you had it in you.”
“Shut up,” you say again, but there’s no heat in your words.
When it’s over, you collapse onto his chest, both of you breathing heavily. Johnny wraps his arms around you, his fingers tracing lazy circles on your back as you both come down from the high.
For a moment, neither of you speaks. Then Johnny breaks the silence. “I think I like you on top,” he says, his voice teasing.
You groan, burying your face in his neck. “You’re impossible.”
“You love it,” he says, his lips brushing against your temple.
You don’t respond, but you can’t help the small smile that tugs at your lips.
After a few minutes, Johnny shifts beneath you. “Come on,” he says, sitting up and pulling you with him. “Let’s take a bath.”
“A bath?” you repeat, raising an eyebrow.
“Yeah,” he says, standing up and stretching. “You know, to relax. Blow off the rest of that steam.”
You shake your head, but you follow him into the bathroom, your curiosity piqued.
Johnny starts the water, adding some soap that creates a light layer of bubbles. The bathroom is warm and steamy, the faint scent of lavender filling the air.
“Fancy,” you say, leaning against the counter as you watch him.
“Only the best,” he says with a wink, stepping into the tub and holding out a hand to you.
You hesitate for a moment, but then you take his hand and let him pull you in. The water is hot, the perfect contrast to the cool air of the room, and you sink into it with a sigh.
Johnny pulls you into his lap, his arms wrapping around you as you rest your head against his chest.
“This is nice,” you admit, your voice soft.
“Told you,” he says, pressing a kiss to the top of your head.
You close your eyes, letting yourself relax in his arms. For a moment, everything else fades away—the jealousy, the frustration, the complicated mess of feelings you’ve been trying to ignore.
When the water starts to cool, you both get out and dry off, slipping back into bed together. Johnny pulls you close, his body warm and solid against yours as he drapes an arm over your waist.
“You staying the night?” he asks, his voice low and drowsy.
“Yeah,” you say, surprising yourself with how easily the word comes out.
“Good,” he murmurs, pressing a kiss to your shoulder.
As you drift off to sleep, you can’t help but wonder how long you can keep pretending this is just a casual arrangement. Because when Johnny holds you like this, when he looks at you with something soft and unguarded in his eyes, it feels like so much more.
It’s early morning, the sun barely peeking through the edges of the curtains as you make your way to Johnny’s room. You’d spent the night tossing and turning in your own bed, your thoughts constantly drifting back to him, to the way his hands felt on your skin, to the sound of his voice murmuring your name.
You’re not sure why you’re up this early or why you feel the need to see him now, but the pull toward him is irresistible.
As you turn the corner and approach his door, you freeze.
Amelia is stepping out of Johnny’s room, her hair slightly tousled, her jacket slung over one shoulder. She doesn’t see you right away, but when she does, her eyes widen slightly, and an awkward, almost guilty expression crosses her face.
“Morning,” she says, her voice light but strained.
You don’t respond, your gaze darting past her to the door she just closed.
“I, uh, should get going,” she says, brushing past you quickly and disappearing down the hallway.
You stand there for a moment, your mind racing. Your chest feels tight, your stomach churning with a mix of anger and something far more painful.
Before you can talk yourself out of it, you push open Johnny’s door and step inside.
He’s sitting on the edge of his bed, shirtless and still half-asleep, his hair a mess of golden strands. When he sees you, he blinks in surprise.
“Y/N? What are you doing up so early?”
“What was she doing here?” you demand, your voice sharper than you intended.
Johnny frowns, clearly confused. “Who?”
“Amelia,” you snap, crossing your arms over your chest. “I just saw her leaving your room.”
Realization dawns on his face, and instead of explaining himself, he has the audacity to smirk. “Jealous, are we?”
“Don’t,” you say, your voice trembling. “Don’t make this a joke.”
The smile fades from his lips, and he stands, his expression softening as he steps closer to you. “Y/N, it’s not what you think—”
“Oh, so she just happened to wander into your room at the crack of dawn?” you interrupt, your anger masking the hurt that’s clawing at your chest. “We’re supposed to be just physical, remember? So I guess it doesn’t matter who else you’re screwing.”
“Hey,” Johnny says firmly, his hands resting lightly on your shoulders. “That’s not what’s happening here. Just... let me explain, okay?”
You glare at him but don’t pull away, your chest heaving as you try to keep your emotions in check.
“She came to my room because she wanted to talk to me before she left,” he says, his voice calm and steady. “The mission ended yesterday, and she’s heading out of town. She wanted to... confess her feelings or something.”
You swallow hard, your throat tight. “And? What did you say?”
Johnny looks at you, his eyes searching yours, and for the first time, you see something raw and unguarded in his expression. “I told her I wasn’t interested,” he says softly. “I told her there’s someone else.”
Your heart clenches painfully at his words, and you shake your head, stepping back. “Don’t do this,” you whisper, your voice cracking.
“Do what?” he asks, his brow furrowing.
“Don’t lie to me,” you say, your hands balling into fists at your sides. “Don’t say there’s someone else just to make me feel better.”
“I’m not lying,” he says, his voice firm.
You shake your head again, tears stinging your eyes. “Then who is it, Johnny? Who’s so special that you’d turn down Amelia?”
He takes a step closer, his hand reaching out to tilt your chin up so you’re forced to meet his gaze. “It’s you,” he says simply.
The words hit you like a punch to the gut, and you blink up at him, your heart racing. “Me?”
“Yeah,” he says, a small, almost sheepish smile tugging at his lips. “It’s always been you. I just... I didn’t know how to say it. I didn’t want to scare you off.”
You stare at him, your mind reeling. “Johnny...”
“I know this wasn’t supposed to be anything serious,” he continues, his thumb brushing against your cheek. “But I can’t help it, Y/N. I’m crazy about you.”
Your resolve crumbles, and a tear slips down your cheek. “You’re such an idiot,” you say, your voice shaky.
He chuckles softly, his hands cupping your face. “I know. But you like me anyway.”
You laugh weakly, the sound half-choked by a sob, and before you can think twice, you throw your arms around his neck, pulling him into a kiss.
This kiss is different—softer, slower, free of the urgency and heat that usually defines your moments together. It’s tender and meaningful, a silent confession of everything you’ve both been too scared to say.
When you finally pull back, your foreheads resting together, you can’t help but tease him. “So... does this mean you’re my boyfriend now?”
Johnny grins, his eyes crinkling at the corners. “Guess it does.”
“Good,” you say, poking his chest. “Because that means no more flirting with other women.”
“Wouldn’t dream of it,” he says, his tone sincere.
You smile, your heart feeling lighter than it has in weeks. “You’re impossible, you know that?”
“Yeah,” he says, pulling you closer. “But I’m yours.”
The words send a shiver down your spine, and before you know it, his lips are on yours again, this time with more passion, more intensity. He backs you toward the bed, his hands exploring your body with a reverence that makes your breath hitch.
For the first time, there’s no rush, no frantic need to prove something. Every touch, every kiss feels deliberate, like he’s trying to memorize every inch of you.
When he lays you down on the bed, his gaze is so full of love and adoration that it nearly takes your breath away.
“You’re so beautiful,” he murmurs, his lips trailing down your neck.
“Johnny,” you whisper, your fingers threading through his hair.
“I’m yours,” he says again, his voice rough with emotion. “Only yours.”
The words send a surge of warmth through you, and you pull him closer, your bodies moving together in perfect harmony.
It’s different this time—not just physical, but emotional, intimate in a way that leaves you both vulnerable.
When it’s over, you lie tangled together, your head resting on his chest as his fingers trace lazy patterns on your back.
“Hey, Y/N,” he says softly, his voice laced with exhaustion and contentment.
“Yeah?”
“I love you,” he murmurs, pressing a kiss to your forehead.
Your heart swells, and you tilt your head up to look at him. “I love you too,” you say, a small smile tugging at your lips.
Johnny grins, his eyes sparkling with mischief. “Told you you’d fall for me eventually.”
You laugh, smacking his chest lightly. “Shut up, Storm.”
He pulls you closer, his arms wrapping around you as he presses another kiss to your lips.
It starts with Susan. Of course, it’s Susan.
You and Johnny had managed to keep your relationship quiet for a few days, sneaking kisses in the hallway, exchanging soft touches when no one was looking, and giving each other the occasional longing glance that lingered a bit too long. But when you’re both together as much as you are with the team, there’s only so much you can hide.
Susan is perceptive to the point of being almost psychic when it comes to her brother. That morning, as you and Johnny are sitting together at the breakfast table, laughing at something stupid he just said, her eyes narrow slightly.
“You two,” she says suddenly, pointing her spoon at both of you, “are acting... different.”
Johnny freezes mid-bite, his eyes widening like a deer caught in headlights. You, on the other hand, nearly choke on your coffee.
“Different?” you say, trying to play it cool. “I have no idea what you’re talking about.”
“You do realize I’ve known Johnny my entire life, right?” Susan says, crossing her arms. “He’s never looked at anyone the way he’s looking at you right now.”
Johnny smirks, leaning back in his chair. “Can you blame me? Look at her.”
You glare at him, smacking his arm lightly. “You’re not helping.”
Susan’s mouth falls open slightly, her eyes flicking between the two of you. “Wait. Are you... are you two... together?”
Johnny grins, his hand finding yours under the table. “Yup.”
“Johnny!” you hiss, smacking him again.
“What? She was going to figure it out eventually,” he says with a shrug.
Susan looks stunned for a moment, then her expression softens into something warm and almost maternal. “I knew it,” she says, a smile spreading across her face.
“You knew it?” you ask, raising an eyebrow.
“Of course I did,” she says, rolling her eyes. “Do you have any idea how obvious you two have been? The way you bickered all the time, the way you couldn’t keep your eyes off each other when you thought no one was looking...”
Johnny snickers. “Guess we weren’t as sneaky as we thought.”
“You were terrible at being sneaky,” Susan says, shaking her head. “But... I’m happy for you. Really. You deserve to be happy.”
Her words catch you off guard, and you feel a lump forming in your throat. “Thanks, Susan,” you say softly.
She smiles, then looks at Johnny with a mock-serious expression. “But if you screw this up, Johnny, I swear—”
“Relax, Sis,” Johnny says, holding up his hands. “I’m not going anywhere.”
Susan nods, satisfied, then turns her attention back to her breakfast.
But, of course, the moment doesn’t end there.
As if on cue, Ben stomps into the kitchen, followed closely by Reed, who’s balancing a mug of coffee in one hand and a clipboard in the other.
“Morning,” Ben grunts, reaching for a plate of pancakes.
“Morning,” you and Johnny say in unison, maybe a little too cheerfully.
Ben pauses, his rocky brow furrowing as he looks at the two of you. “What’s with you two?”
“Nothing,” you say quickly.
“Uh-huh,” Ben says, clearly unconvinced. He looks over at Susan, who’s struggling to hide a smile. “What’s going on?”
Susan shrugs, but there’s a mischievous glint in her eye. “Ask them.”
Ben turns his gaze back to you and Johnny, his eyes narrowing. “Spill it.”
Johnny sighs dramatically, throwing an arm around your shoulders. “Fine. Y/N and I are together. Happy?”
Ben stares at you both for a moment, then bursts out laughing.
“What’s so funny?” you ask, feeling your cheeks heat up.
“I knew it!” Ben says, slapping his knee. “I told you, Reed! You owe me twenty bucks!”
Reed looks up from his clipboard, his expression thoughtful. “Technically, the bet was whether they’d get together before the end of the month, and it’s only the twentieth, so yes, I suppose I do owe you.”
“You bet on us?” you ask, your jaw dropping.
“Of course we did,” Ben says, grinning. “You two have been dancing around each other for months. It was only a matter of time.”
“Unbelievable,” you mutter, burying your face in your hands.
Johnny, on the other hand, looks delighted. “Wait, how much money are we talking here?”
“Don’t even think about it,” you say, elbowing him in the ribs.
Reed clears his throat, clearly trying to shift the conversation back to something less embarrassing. “For what it’s worth, I think it’s a good match,” he says, adjusting his glasses.
You blink at him, surprised. “You do?”
“Yes,” he says simply. “You balance each other out. Johnny needs someone who can challenge him, and you need someone who can... bring out your fun side.”
Johnny smirks, clearly pleased with himself. “Hear that? I’m good for you.”
“Don’t let it go to your head,” you mutter, but you can’t help the small smile that tugs at your lips.
The rest of breakfast is filled with teasing and laughter, and by the end of it, you feel lighter than you have in days.
Later, as you’re walking back to your room, Johnny catches up with you, slipping his hand into yours.
“Well, that went better than I expected,” he says, grinning.
“You mean the part where they all knew already?” you say, raising an eyebrow.
Johnny laughs, pulling you closer. “Guess we’re not as good at hiding things as we thought.”
You roll your eyes, but you can’t help the smile that spreads across your face. “You’re lucky I love you, Storm.”
“Damn right I am,” he says, leaning down to press a soft kiss to your lips.
As you walk down the hallway together, hand in hand, you can’t help but feel like everything is finally falling into place.
For better or worse, this is your family now. And with Johnny by your side, you know you can handle anything that comes your way.
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lewisvinga · 2 years ago
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birkin mom ! | lando morris x fem! reader
summary: everyone wondered why y/n disappeared from the paddock and stopped posting until lando accidentally revealed something grand
fc; zara janice
warnings; none??
birkin mom pt 2
masterlist !
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landonorris posted on their story!
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yourusername: surprise ? ( p.s. i was serious when i said i wanted to be a birkin mom ) ( p.p.s. i did yell at lando )
landonorris: i said i’m sorry!
yourusername: baby said u gotta work for it & buy mama a bag
landonorris: she can’t talk yet??
yourusername: ok.
landonorris: WAIT I’M SORRY!
username: y/n said really said “walk him like a dog”
liked by yourusername!
username: oomf was right omg
username: mother (actually)
username: bye not lando apologizing so fast after y/n said ok😭😭
oscarpiastri: congratulations! surprised lando didn’t reveal it sooner he almost exploded!
yourusername: because i made him promise to wait but he broke that promise :)
landonorris: i said i’m sorry💔
username: con😭grat😭ula😭tions😭
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landonorris: the prettiest mom to be 🌷
tagged; yourusername
yourusername: oh lando norris, you know how to make a woman cry 🥹🥹
yourusername: curse you pregnancy hormones!!
yourusername: i forgive you💗💗
yourusername: even if i’m still kind of angry w u
landonorris: i love you too💓
username: HER MATERNITY PICS😍
username: she’s glowing, she’s gonna be such a pretty mom😩
username: imagine the y/n l/n as ur mother omg
mclaren: 🧡🧡
liked by landonorris !
carlossainz55: how is lando having a child when he is a child himself??
yourusername: i’m going to have 2 kids soon, can you believe that??
landonorris: i am a grown man? and responsible?? and a soon to be dad???
yourusername: babe, you wanted to name our baby papaya….
landonorris: it’s literally such a cute name idk what ur talking about
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yourusername & landonorris: welcome to this world, baby norris, mama & dada love you very much 💗
username: i am crying
username: y/n’s smile omg
username: they’re gonna be fantastic parents, i can just tell
danielricciardo: so when can i meet my goddaughter ?
oscarpiastri: who said you were going to be the godfather??
carlossainz55: who said either of you were going to be the godfather?? it’s going to be me
oscarpiastri: ha funny joke !
landonorris: battle to the death!
yourusername: see what i mean when i said i was going to have 2 kids…
username: new grid baby unlocked ✅
mclaren: newest and cutest addition to the papaya army, welcome baby norris!! 🧡🧡
liked by landonorris & yourusername !
username: y/n really manifested being a birkin mom 😭😭😭
username: so excited for mom y/n vlog content!
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florawriting · 22 days ago
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WERE GETTING A NEW COMIC!!!
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OMG IT'S HAPPENING. EVERYBODY STAY CALM
*my bro in the back* "sis calm down"
STAY FUCKING CALM
EVERYBODY CALM THE FUCK DOWN DOWN.
WE'RE GETTING ANOTHER COMIC IN JULY GUYS!!!
Don't believe me? See for yourself ---> !!!
From the website:
"In The Magical Mysteries of Shazam! by writer Steve Orlando (Supergirl, Martian Manhunter) and artist Giopota, Billy Batson has had to grow up fast. Life with Tawny, a talking tiger and also Billy’s adoptive uncle, is humble. It’s not always easy! Billy lives with Tawny’s other foster children, Darla, Pedro, and Freddy. Despite all he’s been through, Billy is willfully hopeful. In addition to all the struggles a blended foster family faces, Fawcett City isn’t exactly the safest place to live. It might be a fantastic, whimsical city full of both humans and talking animals, but it’s also got a monster problem—in fact, a Monster Society! Soon Billy is granted the ability to say a magic word and transform into a mighty hero! Fawcett City cheers its new champion—and little do they know, he’s one of their own. Or do they? Because Billy’s siblings are pretty sure they saw him turn into a full-grown superhero."
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MY THEORY BRAIN IS GOING WILD!!!
The monster society! The Shazamily, but missing both Mary and Eugene weirdly. Tawney being their adoptive parent!!
Guys hold me down, I think i'm about to explode!
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angstandhappiness · 11 months ago
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LMAO YES
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or, when bruce puts tim and steph in charge of damage control when the financial records leak
TRANSCRIPT:
TIM: no i’m just saying i know he pulls lots of babes-
STEPH: *wheeze* pulls lots of babes? *wheeze*
TIM: come on stephanie we both know this-
STEPH: *wheeze* bruce wayne is a babe magnet
TIM: i- no- *laughing*
STEPH: no go on what were you saying
TIM: i was gonna say maybe he’s looking for real  conversation- i can’t say this stuff about my dad, jesus christ, you should’ve asked jay on here
STEPH: well i wanted the scoop straight from the source- or like right next to the source, in the bedroom like 2 rooms over
TIM: you could’ve asked him yourself- it’s not like he can unpay your tuition
STEPH: maybe- *wheeze* maybe, bruce wayne is my sugar- *muffled screaming*
TIM: no absolutely not don’t you dare- 
TIM: *whispers in the background* so just say that-
STEPH: bruce wayne is like my weird uncle figure, yes he does give me money, but only because i will kick him in the face if he doesn’t
TIM: steph has been silently robbing us for years and no one is saying anything-
STEPH: guess the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree
STEPH: you know- cause my father is a supervillain
TIM: *groan* we know
DUKE, behind the camera: everyone knows- there’s a series on this channel called ‘my dad is a supervillain and a little bitch’
STEPH: am i wrong though?
TIM: no, but seriously- bruce is just doing this to make gotham a better place- the police department is just a pile of flaming shit that also takes bribes and it’s no secret that crime has been down since batman came to town-
STEPH: omg that rhymes
TIM: the martha wayne foundation and bruce himself donate hundreds of millions of dollars to projects in this city alone- and gotham has been better for it- poverty is down, employment is up- and batman has been making the city safer, so it would make sense for bruce to help batman-
STEPH: i love the theory but i’m sticking to bruce wayne is the batman’s sugar daddy
DUKE, behind the camera: ditto
TIM: fair enough
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Hello I just steamrollered thru ALL of your bagginshield artwork
I'm completely new to being a shipper for it, ive followed you for a while and ive been a casual Tolkien fan, but never really devoted a lot of time to it. And then! I started perusing your bagginshield artwork and BOOM now I am fully within its clutches. Literally. I watched all 3 hobbit films back to back last night.
So thank you!!! I am now fully devoted to these two funky little guys. Also, I adore your bagginshield artwork. So much. It's fantastic.
Do you have any specific, dearly beloved fics you would recommend to someone new to the Fandom? Or just like, fics you really loved and want to share?
Much love!!
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omg I'm so happy to read that!!!
my all time favourites are Something to Start With by MulaSaWala and storyforsomeone, An Unexpected Addition by karategal and A Passion for Mushrooms by Chrononautical!
I also have a bagginshield list on my ao3 where I add new ones so you can check it out and maybe you'll find something you like!
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fatcathappycat · 1 month ago
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10 Ace Attorney fics that made me >LOL<
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Reading AA fanfics on Ao3 has been my 'go to' choice for self-care this past year. The following are works that literally made me either snort, giggle, cackle or laugh out loud. As usual, these are in no particular order, because creating a sense of order in life is an illusion, and fics are to be enjoyed and celebrated, not ranked ;p
1. Vocal Exercises by SapphireWine
Rating: G Words: 4,756 Read time: 20 mins
Phoenix has a secret talent!! I laughed out loud so hard at this story's climax, I think I hurt myself (the best kind of hurt ;) ). And like so many of SapphireWine's fics, the story is so sweet (new love getting to know each other) and crisp (that snappy dialogue!) and savory (mmmmm tasty Narumitsu). I wrote in my bookmark that this fic is a sweet little ol’ onion if onions were like apples maybe, and covered in feelings.
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2. Eureka Moment by Kantayra
Rating: T Words: 673 Read time: 5 mins
"Miles discovers that, to his embarrassment, he is just as much of a total dork in bed as he is in everything else." Ahem, ngl, this is now firmly established in my head canon. Kantayra is one of my 'go to' Narumitsu Master authors. They specialize in short, sharp and hilarious ficlets, and I highly recommend all their work. This author will show up again in my fic recs, guaranteed.
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3. A Collective Groan by Kantayra
Rating: E Words: 6,321 Read time: 30 min
"Miles prided himself on his self-control, or at least he would if only Phoenix would stop being so incurably Phoenix." OOP! See! I was (w)right, here is another one by Kantayra. In addition to being a Narumitsu Master, they are a freaking Pun Master! OMG the PUNS!!!! And the fact these are Mile’s weakness! I am so dang happy I found this author and this fic in particular. I'm laughing even as I'm typing this, remembering some of them.
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4. The Crushing Weight of Inevitability by Kantayra
Rating: E Words: 6,321 Read time: 30 min
And sorry, I can't help but slip in yet another gem by Kantayra! (Honestly, I might have to do a dedicated post on them in the future). "How Edgeworth applies for a job: smugly, confidently, remorselessly, and with plenty of snark." In the form of a heavily cited resume, this is another absolutely fantastic ‘pun fic’ from this fabulous creator.
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5. Worse than we could have imagined (2 part series) by hi_its_ellis
Rating: T Words: 5,813 Read time: 25 min
Our favourite idiots being, well, idiots. By yes, another one of the authors I consider a 'Narumitsu Master.' In the author's notes, they say "I intended this to be Really Soft and it turned out Really Stupid" I happen to love soft and stupid so there we go... but it also has heart, so there we go twice.
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6. Texts & Turnabouts by YanagiKana
Rating: T Words: 40K? Read time: 3 hours (?)
I love chat fics. They are such a fun character vehicle. This one is missing a few graphics but still really, really enjoyable and I hope this talented author comes back and gives us more. :)
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7. It Would Feel So Good To Make You Mine by hi_its_ellis, lowbatteryhealth
Rating: T Words: 54,615 Read time: 4 hours
I am the 590th bookmark for this epic tale from two of the most diabolically minded pair of Narumitsu Masters in the fandom, celebrating the most epic game of Gay Chicken ™️ ❤️🐔💙 Read and enjoy, you won’t be disappointed! I would also file this one under 'required reading for Narumitsu fanon'
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8. A Beginner's Guide on How Not to Write Steel Samurai Fanfiction by chameleonwrites
Rating: T Words: 16,058 Read time: 65 mins
"Verity Baytum, a court stenographer, has a secret passion for writing Steel Samurai fanfiction based around the pairing Magisteel. When she finds an unlikely source of inspiration during her job, she can't help but watch court proceedings in search of further lines that fit her fics."
"Yaaay!!!! Sooo much fun, just like the description implies! Very Ao3 and discord community vibes. Verity is a really likeable and charismatic Original Character and I would love to read more about her! - If you are craving more, I suggest a chaser of Kantayra's 'Court(ing) Record' ;)
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9. Twelfth night by zombiekittiez for Gheyn
Rating: T Words: 5,156 Read time: 20 mins
“Phoenix hand feeds him a berry, sweet and sun-warmed. Also, slightly crunchy from the sandy soil. Resigned, Miles chews and swallows. Three days in and he is already eating dirt.” Time-loop au comedy hijinks by another one of my 'go to' authors.
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10. Certifiably Yours (2 part series) by Gheyn
Rating: T Words: 5,156 Read time: 20 mins
If you like fics that reference the language of flowers, or how meticulous Miles is, this fic is for you. And I'm finishing strong here, folks. This 2-part series is LOL perfect! Tears! TEARS!! In my eyes from laughing so hard. So sweet! So romantic! So silly! So good. Hiiiiighly recommended. ❤️💙
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And that's it for another week! I hope you enjoy these as much as I have. For part 2 of this series, see AA LOL Fic Recs Part 2.
Do you have a favourite AA LOL fic? Please share in the comments! And THANK YOU!!!!! to all the incredibly wonderful punny, funny awesome authors cited here. I luuuuurve you!
❤️ ♥‿♥ ❤️
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laf-outloud · 5 months ago
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EXCLUSIVE: Walker star/executive producer Jared Padalecki has re-teamed with the CW series’ executive producer/showrunner Anna Fricke for a new drama project, which has been set up at CBS for development.
Like Walker, the untitled one-hour takes place in Padalecki’s home state of Texas, but instead of a ranger, he will now play a doctor. Unlike most medical dramas, which take place at big, urban hospitals, the Fricke/Padalecki project spotlights rural medicine, which is rarely seen on TV. It centers on a headstrong, devoted country doctor (Padalecki) who practices his unique style of improvisational medicine alongside his new protégé, a young doctor running from her past, as they operate a mobile clinic and heal the bodies and souls of their underserved community in the medical desert of rural Texas.
Fricke and Laura Terry executive produce through Fricke’s Pursued by a Bear alongside Padalecki and Dan Spilo. CBS Studios, where Fricke has an overall and Padalecki a first-look deal, is the studio.
The Fricke/Padalecki project does not impact the chances of Padalecki headlining a Fire Country spinoff after he did a three-episode arc on the popular CBS/CBS Studios drama this season. That offshoot, referred to as Fire Country: Surfside, is in early stages. It remains in contention to follow Fire Country‘s greenlighted spinoff, Sheriff Country, slated to premiere next season.
Additionally, Padalecki has projects in development at CBS Studios under his first-look deal there, which he re-upped last year.
In addition to headlining and executive producing CW/CBS Studios’ Walker, Padalecki also executive produced the prequel series Walker: Independence, working on both with Fricke who developed the former and co-developed the latter in addition to her services as executive producer on both and showrunner on Walker.
“Anna Fricke is a fantastic producer, and Jared is a great producer and lead; he was a really good number one,” CBS Studios President David Stapf said of the duo following Walker‘s cancellation after four seasons.
OMG! Jared as a doctor? Sign me up!
Also love that both Anna and Laura are involved!
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YOU CAN'T JUST LEAVE THIS IN THE TAGS @lesbianralzarek
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I just got through the Iron Throne, my heart is in shambles, I feel like I'm legitimately crying
Omg Wyll omg I couldn't get you to the sumergible omg I'm sorry, Wyll, Wyll you managed to get your father out Wyll, you saved your father
Wyll, you stayed behind to make sure everyone got out safely, Wyll I'm so sorry I could have gotten you out
Wyll, Wyll you died a hero
The explosion scene, seeing the last character I managed to get in escaping, being fully aware that Wyll was still inside the Iron Throne as it got destroyed to bits
How was he feeling when the explosion started? What was he thinking? Was he happy? Having saved the gondians, having saved his friends, having saved his father. Pleased that, even in his final moments he managed to save everyone, be a hero. Or was he scared, this is the first time he has seen his father in years, so many years, so desperately wanting to be in the submergible just to be with his father, just a little longer, just a little longer... Only for it to be taken from him because he couldn't get in in time, taken away like almost everything in his life.
Wyll, I am so sorry
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(Yes I revived him afterwards with Withers but this feels too thematically fitting for Wyll that it just crushed my heart)
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radioapple-heathen · 11 months ago
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My Top 10 📻🍎 'Oneshots' Fic Recs
(A continuation of my previous post. You can find info about my fic preferences and my top 10 'Series' fic recs here. And my multi-chap recs here.)
1.) Mine to Avenge by fourshadesofgreen
Rated E. POV: Lucifer. Genre: Canonverse. Notable Warnings: None.
Notes: Murder Husbands. What more can I say? This is peak radioapple. Flirting through murder?? UGH. Delicious. Obsessed. Think about this oneshot 24/7. There is nothing else.
2.) With A Coffee and a Caress by @winterveritas
Rated E. POV: Lucifer. Genre: Post-Canon. Notable Warnings: None.
Notes: This was SOOO FREAKING CUTE??? AND SEXY??? SIMULTANEOUSLY??? Also this oneshot got me to jump all aboard the trans!Alastor train. Can't say anything I haven't said already about Winter, but go read, 10/10 quality and believable wonderful progression of their relationship!!
3.) No hiding place down here by @tollingreminiscentbells
Rated E. POV: Alastor. Genre: Post-Canon. Notable Warnings: None.
Notes: I will inhale anything this author writes in re: to radioapple and this is no exception. Fantastic dialogue and characterization, as usual. Lucifer-heals-Alastor oneshot that could honestly be canon with how well the author writes these two.
4.) afternoon delight by deliciously_devient
Rated E. POV: Lucifer. Genre: Canon Divergence. Notable Warnings: Uh, idk, menstration fic.
Notes: This author is going to make a full deviant out of me yet. Intersex!Lucifer hits that time of the month and, of course, Alastor is there to assist like the super helpful friend he is XD
5.) Truth Laid Bare by pervertanarchy
Rated E. POV: Lucifer. Genre: Post Canon (I think). Notable Warnings: Explicit +. Mind the tags LOL.
Notes: ANGEL TRUTH SERUM AU???? I didn't realize how much I needed this in my life, but bless you, author. Lucifer is a Mess (TM) and a good time was had by all, including Alastor's shadow.
6.) bite the hand by @tarmairons
Rated M. POV: Lucifer. Genre: Post-Canon. Notable Warnings: None.
Notes: I absolutely ADORE the characterizations in this oneshot. The dialogue between them is ON POINT. So witty, so in character, just perfection. And then when it becomes PLAYFUL??? The best!
7.) God Forsaken by Kisama
Rated E. POV: Alastor. Genre: Human!Alastor AU. Notable Warnings: None.
Notes: Ah, hello, Alastor meeting Lucifer as a human, my absolute weakness, nice to see you again. A fantastic addition to my library of this trope --- and bottom!Alastor, my other beloved.
8.) helter skelter by nymphaceae
Rated E. POV: Alastor. Genre: Post-Canon. Notable Warnings: None.
Notes: Catch me on my trans!Alastor train still, because this was chef's kiss as well. Very fun, very sexy oneshot, would read 19 more installments of this.
9.) will you weapon your skin (feed the monster within) by FrostbiteFable
Rated E. POV: Alastor. Genre: Post-canon. Notable Warnings: Explicit + LOL.
Notes: WHY DID IT TAKE ME SO LONG TO FIND THIS FIC??? THIS 25K ONESHOT SEX POLLEN RADIOAPPLE MASTERPIECE?? Seriously, strap in, y'all, because this is a ride, omg. I don't even know how to summarize it, JUST READ IT. It's so, so, so good.
10.) Lavender and Smoke by pervertanarchy
Rated T. POV: Lucifer. Genre: Post Canon. Notable Warnings: None.
Notes: AHA! A T-rated oneshot rec, I am not a complete heathen. Jokes aside, this was SO SWEET??? I love domestic radioapple so much. It really scratches an itch in my brain. And the author has such beautiful crisp prose, it makes for such an easy and enjoyable read.
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hi, i used a translator when i wrote this text, so if there are any mistakes, please forgive me 🙏we probably have one brain for the whole fandom, because i'm also hatching an idea with an a/b/o au in my head.my main idea was similar to yours with all the pain and illness, but in addition to the main focus on the relationship between vale and marc, i also wanted to write about marc's pack.his pack, consisting of young boys with whom he trains and cares for. for example, dani holgado, is definitely an alpha. looks at marc as an example, as someone to look up to. david alonso, i don't know, most likely also an alpha (for the sake of the plot lol). fermin aldeguer could be a beta. and of course maximo quiles, marc's protégé, omega. a hot-tempered boy looking at david with loving eyes.(all the boys look at him with such tenderness) I think they fit your idea perfectly.Marc, who is not a member of any packs except for the family one and is only the unofficial head of the pack of these boys. They are like his children to him.In the 2025 season, when all his guys are either in moto2 or moto3, they need his support, help and advice (they need to be held in the evenings after falls or when they are on the verge of a rut/heat) (this is in addition to his own season) and he has no time to think about his inner omega.I think this would be so different from the relationship between Vale and his academies, where the alpha of the pack is support in the media, a firm hand on the shoulder and distraction from all problems through entertainment.And Marc is soft with everyone, a support for them (he does not run away from problems, but solves them). the boys always know that they can come to him: he can listen to them or understand without words, teach them to stand up for themselves, give advice on how to take a certain turn on the track or what to choose as the first gift for courtship (or from what angle to look at the alpha))well, here is the true omega of the pack.another scene before his eyes - the day before the public loss of consciousness. maybe this is maximo, before the third race on the calendar on saturday - his first moto3 race because he just turned 17 the other day. he lies close to marc in his camper, burying his face close to the neck of the older omega. in his arms he feels like he is on the clouds, sometimes he does not finish some sentences, but marc understands everything and answers him with a laugh. perhaps before this grand prix, the boys gathered in their little pack and, he does not know for how many times, discussed that marc does not smell of anything. nothing at all. they asked alex a long time ago, but he never answered them.and max awkwardly asks about it, when before that he had been mumbling about David and his unique overtakes in his first year in moto2 for about 7 minutes non-stop, feeling how Marc relaxed. and literally three seconds later he regrets it, when Marc's breathing rhythm gets out of whack and how his shoulders tense under his grip. but the man only grabs the kid tighter and tells in general terms what happened between him and Vale, choosing only soft expressions, without hatred, sadness or pity.and the next day after the victory he faints. imagine Maximo's face lolin any case, thank you for your creativity and for your brain. not only is every word of yours read in one breath, you are also a very nice person. thank you ❤️
Hi, firstly, I'm so in awe of everyone on this app when English isn't their first language. You all make me feel so stupid 😂😂 so never apologise for that.
Secondly, what a lovely message!!!
Omg!!! Im so excited?? We all have a million a/b/o ideas and it's fantastic!!! I love that for us!
Wow! I never even considered that, it's so good??? The idea of Marc having this little gaggle of boys (borderline men) following him around like ducklings because he's like the main/pack omega (and he should be for the whole paddock) - i love it. I think there's so much room to work with in that dynamic. Like you said, the way the boys look up to him, how they need to be looked after when they've fallen or when they're about to enter heat/rut cycles. And marc is 100% being a mother hen. He doesn't even realise that he's doing it half the time? Like sitting with all the boys over lunch, giving advice, talking to them after a bad race, squished onto the motorhone sofas.
In one way, it's healing for his omega. But another is ruining him. Because it's suppressing so much that he isn't actually bonded to these kids, not on a biological level. He doesn't scent with them, etc, because he doesn't do it with ANYONE. (Post reconcilliation, he does. And they become his pups basically). These kids are clinging onto him and it hurts so bad because he doesn't actually have that connection with them 💔💔
Omg, and yes, the idea of Marc, an omega, by definition, being head of a pack. He is the one they always come to for advice, direction, and love. I especially love the comparisons to the VR46 pack. I think it would be really different. I think a. It is not a true 'pack' because of Marc's issues (although they act like one, and the boys desperately want it to be one, but don't want to push marc, just sometimes pile into his motorhome and lie on Marc's bed, confused about why there's no nest; leaving their clothes in Marc's space, he secretly hoards them for comfort).
The boys asking marc what happened omg 💔😭 marc telling them, but only the bare bones as he knows they look up to Vale and he doesn't want to ruin that, also he doesn't want to hurt/scare them because he's FINE, damn it. And then how they react when marc gets sick, can you imagine the fear? The anger they have at Valentino, but they feel so powerless because they're young and in lower leagues and UGH. God I love this idea so much. Love the dynamic, its very cute.
Thank you so much for the ask and for the kind words!!! 🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼
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hey so i am so so pleased they hired an intimacy coordinator this time around! and you can tell that the actors are much more comfortable too! the intimacy is much much better!!
let's do a lil intimacy breakdown from my knowledge as an IC in training and a director just in general
(this is a long post so it's under the cut)
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fact is, there's some awkwardness in the ed/stede s1 kiss, which i am ninety percent sure is due to body placement. i'd wager there was a discussion on set that was like "hey this is a stunning shot, we love what it looks like, let's get the actors in" and they got the actors in and got to the blocking for the kiss and everyone was like "hey this is a bit awkward but we'll muscle through" - cause that awkwardness fits the character arcs.
but it's not actually all that easy turning all the way to one side to kiss someone without moving where your legs are! it's weird! it's an awkward angle! - or more accurately, it's the angle that two people would kiss at if it was a very impulsive, awkward surprise; or if your two lead actors are very good friends faced with playing lovers for the first time and not sure what to feel about that (we've all been there) - there's reticence, but it fits the scene so it's fine.
(Lucius and Pete and Olu and Jim also have moments of intimacy, which for the most part are fine, and I suspect that's a combo of a) their staging is SO MUCH BETTER, b) character choices, c) different directors and d) less of that "OMG WE'RE PLAYING LOVERS NOW" anxiety)
~~onto season 2~~
for the record, intimacy direction isn't just for kissing/sex scenes, ICs can come in for intimacy building exercises and additional blocking, as well as things like nudity, childbirth or any similar sensitive work, but I'm going to be talking mostly about kisses in this. anyway!
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Beautiful! Kind, lovely, tender! The backdrop is super nice too. Honestly, the Lucius/Pete stuff has really been so nice all the way along; that's great casting! Especially in S2E5, everything reads as very earnest and space is used very well.
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Archie and Jim. Now, we don't have anything to compare it to from S1, but I'm flagging it cause yeah, they definitely have similar staging to Ed/Stede from S1E09. I would say there's a much better range of movement in this one, likely because they're sitting on the floor, braced against the bed, so they can compensate for the weird angle better than E/S could. This might come off as a lil rude but it's also more likely that these two actors are slightly more flexible and can make this staging work better than Taika and Rhys.
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Cannot for the LIFE OF ME find a gif of their hug, but they have fantastic chemistry! despite only showing up for like 2/3s of one episode. I've seen people whining about how they absolutely should have kissed - and you know what, I would have liked that too!
however, I suspect that what happened here was that one or both of the actors didn't want to kiss on screen, and voiced their objections to the IC, who found a work around. It was likely not cause of any kind of ill will or homophobia, for the record - sometimes you just don't want to kiss people. Maybe you're sick, maybe you're feeling weird, maybe you're just not in the right headspace, but a kiss might be off the cards that day.
This is behaviour we want to encourage, btw. The goal is to ensure that actors feel comfortable and that the shot isn't be all end all. I've done something very similar, we had 20 mins to get the blocking done and the actors weren't at a point where kissing felt comfy, so we did a kiss on the cheek and a hug.
it is better that the actors are comfortable than your ship is fulfilled.
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Hey yknow what I was saying about how ICs aren't just used for blocking, they're used for chemistry building? That's what they've HIT ON HERE. This is genuinely a very lovely kiss. It's deeply appropriate for the characters, and it's private and simple. things get a little more raunchy, and hands start moving, but then it's stopped, for a narrative reason, and the chemistry remains with the hand hold. It's really very nice, well blocked and well performed. the hand placement! the tenderness! it's great. there's none of that s1 reticence, whether that was from characters or actors.
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I think the intimacy work, much like the writing and the characterisation is much, much stronger in this season, and that's to the show's benefit. I know we're only halfway through, but I'm thoroughly interested to see where things go in the remaining episodes. I will update this post if anything exciting crops up in the final five.
and this is why you need to hire ICs! they make life easier for actors, directors and crew alike!!
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aforeffective · 5 months ago
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OKAY THE AWAITED JASON SHOW POST
first of all, the show was so good. everything about it. the venue was fantastic, the openers were amazing. all around, everything was so nice.
first before i can even talk about jason, i need to talk about nuala because holy shit she was amazing. after performing she mentioned that she didn’t have any songs officially released yet and you could hear the disappointment from the crowd because everyone was loving her.
kid wolf was also fantastic. his type of music isn’t usually my style and i enjoy his music casually but honestly hearing it live has given me a whole new appreciation for it because the energy was crazy and i do think i will probably be listening to his stuff a bit more now.
(also side note, jason was sitting in the crowd like in the corner during the openers with a hoodie on, hood pulled over his face. my table saw him and i don’t know if other people noticed but like. he was just there. sitting with tori) (additional side note: tori was running the merch stand and she was soooo nice and so pretty)
okay but now to actually get to jason: he was so good. and like i can’t put into words how lively and upbeat he was. like he just had this energy and the energy in the room was crazy.
also the songs he played were top tier. the set list was >>> and i need all of the songs that haven’t been released yet to be released immediately.
also he had a vita coco water and the first time he grabbed and took a sip, you could hear the gasps and “omg”s from the crowd. it was so funny.
im going to make separates post with my videos and picture (i only got like 1 good quality pic lmao) but as soon as it is uploaded, i will link them here!
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midday-headcanons · 7 days ago
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!!!! Omg, Viktorya's timeskip design looks amazing!!! I love the colors and patterns you used for her outfit, it's fantastic!! If I may ask, did she always have the tail or did she get it later on? I can't recall if I saw it before, or maybe I just missed it in the earlier lore posts about her and her family? It looks really cool!!! Also the dual-colored hair braid is such a nice addition to her design too!!
Thank you, thank you! 🥰 While the armor itself is pulled from Panne/Yarne's Taguel armor from Awakening, the patterns on her clothing were actually inspired by Indigenous North American textiles and sewing/beading patterns with an emphasis on organic shapes and colour blocking. (And the use of eagle feathers connecting her to Adrestia. I was going to put specific war patterns into them like the red dot or painted ends, but the design was kinda full already.)
One of the things that inspired her family's history was the in-game references to real cultures and historical/mythological lore. Since Fódlan is inspired by Medieval/Renaissance Europe, I took a page from history many are familiar with and added a little bit of spice: the discovery of North America by Leif Erickson, and the later colonization by the British/Spaniards/French/Portuguese, shoved into a blender with the reverence of wolves in some Native tribes. Tsitsista hunters, for example, would call wolves to share their kills in the same way wolves called ravens, foxes, and coyotes to share - which was a big inspiration for her family's connection to a certain house. 😏
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As for her tail, it grows in with time like her teeth and claws. It's prominent in the time skip because she doesn't hide it anymore.
I briefly mentioned it in the comments of another post and teased it at the end of the last lore dump, but to summarize, her genetics did a little trolling and kept her Wolfskin blood dormant for a long time, aided by its lack of use in any given situation. Eventually, something will happen to force it out of her, causing the admittedly painful growth spurt she'd been missing.
My thought is that suddenly growing a tail is hell on the pelvic and lower spinal region.
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Tell us about the show! 🩷
I WROTE A FULL REVIEW OMG
Mean Girls the Musical
The entire production of "Mean Girls the Musical" was absolutely amazing. The sets, the actors, the production, lighting, and sound were all outstanding. I was completely captivated and didn't blink once. The musical was incredibly funny, and both my parents enjoyed it, although some choreography in "Where Do You Belong" and "Meet the Plastics" felt a bit inappropriate to watch with them. Thankfully, it wasn't as intense as "Heathers."
I wore all pink because, as the famous line goes, "On Wednesdays, we wear pink."
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The Beginning: The show opened with Janis and Damien at a Mandatory NSHS Friendship session, which was hilarious. I adore Janis—I'm practically in love with her—and Damien was iconic, especially with his recurring George Michael poster joke.
A Cautionary Tale: This song is a favorite of mine. Janis and Damien's voices blend beautifully, and I couldn't stop smiling while mouthing the lyrics.
It Roars: This song had significant lyric changes and was shortened. Cady only had a mom in this version. Despite the sets feeling a bit empty, Cady’s talent shone through. The play also emphasized Cady's outsider feelings through her awkward first interaction with Aaron, which was a good substitute for the original animal-human comparison.
Where Do You Belong: Damien stole the show here, especially in the girl's washroom scene. The supporting cast quickly changed costumes to represent different high school groups, which got my respect . Although some lyrics were altered, the essence remained, and Damien's desire to join the dance team was a cute touch.
Meet The Plastics: The Plastics were iconic. Initially, I wasn't fond of Regina due to my bias toward Taylor Louderman, but as the musical progressed, I fell in love with Regina's embodiment of the mean girl spirit through her voice, expressions, and actions.
Stupid with Love: This song was shortened, likely for time, and possibly merged with its reprise (still having brain fog). It remained one of my favorites.
Apex Predator: This performance was powerful and my favorite of the night. The combination of Janis and Cady's voices and the choreography illustrating the animal-human parallel was just, WOW.
What's Wrong with Me?: Gretchen's performance was emotional and relatable. The actress vividly portrayed her insecurity and self-doubt, and Cady's awkwardness was quite uh evident.
Stupid with Love (Reprise): Adorable song, though I don't have many additional comments.
Sexy: This song was incredibly catchy. Karen's comedic timing was spot-on, and the costumes were fantastic. I couldn't stop singing it after the show.
Someone Gets Hurt: This song showcased Regina's gaslighting and was one of my favorites. The performance illustrated Aaron's shifting emotions and Regina's vocal experimentation was impressive.
Revenge Party: A super fun and energetic song. Janis's desperation to ruin Regina's life was palpable, and the supporting cast excelled. It highlighted the fakeness in people.
Intermission
Fearless: Gretchen started to stand up for herself, and Cady's transformation into a mean girl had begun. Karen was purely there for vibes.
Stop: This song wasn't there I think, atleast not memorable to me, but it was replaced with Cady planning a party. (Again, brain fog.)
What's Wrong with Me (Reprise): The parallel between Mrs. George and Gretchen was clear and shows how Regina is surrounded by people who are willing to do anything.
Whose House Is This?: A wild and fun number that marked Cady's final transformation into a Plastic. Karen's cluelessness about whose house it was added humor.
More Is Better: Cady's fakeness was evident, and Aaron's attempt to connect with her highlighted her flaws. The line "You are like a clone of Regina" was pivotal.
Someone Gets Hurt (Reprise): This song showcased the breakdown of Janis's and Cady’s flawed relationship. While Janis used Cady for revenge, Cady also went too far. Damien's humor provided a lot of relief too.
World Burn: Regina's best performance imo. Her acting, the fire effects, sets, and vocals were all powerful and compelling.
I'd Rather Be Me: This song boosted my self-esteem and conveyed a positive message. It marked a huge turning point in the play. I also believe Janis used this song as an opportunity to flip us off.
Final Few Scenes: Cady visiting Regina, and only she and Janis showing up to see Regina, spoke volumes about their characters. The drug case and Cady's suspension led to her realization that it was time to change.
Do This Thing: Cady's speech about not pitting women against each other while her opponent focused on solving the puzzle was quite entertaining. Plus the topic of “Limits” being the final question was symbolic, it had me asking “what is the limit of meanness”
I See Stars: A cute and happy ending to an amazing show. I was bopping my head along.
Overall Impression: "Mean Girls the Musical" was an incredible experience, and I loved every moment of it. I officially died dead.
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nefertittythegreat · 1 year ago
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Rating GoT and HotD dresses based on how well I think they'd fit into Ascendance of a Bookworm
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4/10
Not my favorite Dany look, but I also don't hate it. It's pretty she looks stunning, but for AoaB, the shillouette is wrong. I love the high neck and the cutout! It's a fashion trend that I hope Rozemyne eventually introduces to Yogurtland. A great look that's a little too modern for the world of AoaB.
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9/10
MOTHER😍😍😍
When it comes to fashion in GoT, you can not outdo the doer, and She(yes, with a capital S) is Cersei Lannister. The color, the cut the metal waist belt with the lions on it with the matching necklace 😭 I'm gagged! She's amazing! One point off because while I feel like on it's own the dress would work well in AoaB, but something about it is just off. i dont think it would completely work. Maybe it's the down hair 🤔
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2/10
FERDINAND IS DEAD AND HE MOST DEFINITELY THINKS SHES A HARLOT💀
First, let me preface by saying I LOVE this dress. It's one of the best dresses in GoT period, but It would NEVER work in AoaB. To them, she's practically naked. Sheer cloth? No sleeves? Neckline to the navel? Oh no honey its straight to the white tower with you! The metal additions are nice, and I can see someone crafting those out of feystones. It's also long enough...so 2 points🤷🏾‍♀️
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8/10
Would fit in the world but not as a dress as a woman's riding outfit, which is what i believe it's supposed to be in GoT as well. In a different color, it's giving future Aub Alexandria ready to defend her duchy. She is a fierce leader, and looking at this outfit, you would never question that.
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7/10
I'm not gonna lie... This is my favorite Game of Thrones look. I think the moment we saw Natalie in this, we all fell in love Margaery. However, for AoaB, it could work with some VERY minor tweaks. The neckline is, of course, too low, and it's backless, but it's very tasteful. I think this is a style Rozemyne could introduce in the future, especially given how hot Alexandria is. She already introduced sleeveless dress and in GoT the reason for the margaery's "risqué" dress is because Highgarden(where she's from) is very hot especially in comparison to King's Landing which is said to have moderate to hot weather.
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10/10
Our first House of the Dragon look and it's 🥰 🥰 I can literally see Elvira wearing this. It's giving everything it should. The silhouette is perfect, the metal additions are stylish, and the headband is too die for! It's giving everything it needs to for an AoaB dress, and I love it!
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5/10
Is this list mostly Dany dresses? YES.
BUT I CAN SEE THE VISION!! Other than being backless, I think Rozemyne has already laid the foundation for this style of dress. I think a slight alter to the silhouette and some very off the shoulder sleeves and boom! we have an Aoab appropriate dress. But the belt, the metal work at the neckline, I think it would fit in very well eventually.
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9/10
Just close up the neckline, and you've got a perfect AoaB dress. This one was a favorite of HotD fans, and it's easy to see why. It's a beautiful dress. I could see a noble lady wearing this right now.
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8/10
This is another future Aub Alexandria dress. Again, I think for Yurgenschmidt it's too much skin, but again, I think Rozemyne will eventually introduce fashion like this. The cape incorporated into the outfit to make sleeves is 😍😍😍. This is how she's gonna show up to the archduke conference stunting on the hoes 👏 👏👏 I feel like high necklines are just in Rozemyne's future🤷🏾‍♀️
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10/10
The sleeves😍😍😍 The waistline😍😍😍 The paneling 😍😍😍 She's carrying Geduldh's burden and she is stunning! For once the hair is also very AoaB which is more common in HotD than in GoT as they try(and kinda fail) to create a unique fashion identity for HotD. I'm a big hair snood fan and I'm living for this one. The color of the dress is also fantastic. If you wore this is Yurgenschmidt and no one would even guess that you're from another world.
Omg I had so many more to talk about, but what are you guys AoaB fashion inspirations? Any movies or TV shows? Are we all still in love with that Susan Pevenasie dress from the end second Chronicles of Narnia movie? Please tell me! I love seeing everyone's thoughts in this fandom🥰
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neverwalka1one · 11 months ago
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Magnus Protocol 21, let's gooooo!
I think the starting computer sound changed. Why did the starting computer sound change? That means something, I'm sure of it.
'Complicated Immigration Status' brb laughing forever. Does that mean Jack's from this world when Celia isn't? At least hopefully that means Jack won't start appearing on the side of the road in the middle of nowhere, so... small mercies?
Also I see they still haven't figured out there's computers in the CCTV. Oopsies.
Y'know, just thrilled with the idea of the Magnus Institute starting it's own Y2K drama, that's exactly what that year needed. Was the infighting over the Gregorian calendar and astrological vs. sociological signs the distraction our dear Mrs. Robinson needed to flambe the lot of you? Hmm.
Hahahaha OH GOODY MORE DOUBLES. And it seems we're going with the WTNV theme here with 'kill your double', which I suppose is better than locking him in the basement torture room... sorta? Ish.
They wanna do a Watchers Crown, do dah, do dah, gonna take the whole world down, oh the doo dah day...
There was a little cognitive dissidence listening to a letter from 1998 or 1999, which sounds like something from Jonah or Smirke.
ALICE! Awww, Alice is trying to protect her tiny shrimp from the computer, tell him to stop talking in front of the CCTV cameras k?
Hi Lena, you're still a horrible boss who should have given your impulse-driven underling some backup, just saying.
RUN GWEN!
So this is compelling evidence that I should never get a tattoo omg that's horrifying halp.
Is. She. Is she giving Ink5oul's statement? Did she pluck Ink5oul's statement out of their head and just start rolling with it? HI CEASELESS WATCHER!
Also speedrun archivist training is a go, evidently, fantastic.
Oh, its the blorbo from our show institute! Oh, they're terrifying! And is definitely eye-aligned. And yeah the OIAR is definitely eye-aligned, or some part of it is.
I so want 'Error' to be Jon. I do. I equally want Jon and Martin to be Elsewhere Innocently Buying Groceries and (evidently) going to therapy/working at their therapist job. I want these things both at the same time.
hehehehehe the tape recorder bit them, good boy, have a cookie cassette.
EDIT: Addition - Lena absolutely 100% knows the computer voices are giving targeted cases. From that I willingly extrapolate wildly that if somehow it's Jon and Martin and ? (Jonah? IDK?) in the computers... they're working for the OIAR, which means they might still be under the Ceaseless Watcher. Which.... .... ... Okay now I've made myself sad. NOPE THEY'RE IN SCOTLAND WITH THE GOOD COWS OKAY? Maybe not Jonah BUT JON AND MARTIN ARE.
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