#steph: your dad stubbed his toe yesterday and cried for 30 minutes
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angstandhappiness · 4 months ago
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LMAO YES
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or, when bruce puts tim and steph in charge of damage control when the financial records leak
TRANSCRIPT:
TIM: no i’m just saying i know he pulls lots of babes-
STEPH: *wheeze* pulls lots of babes? *wheeze*
TIM: come on stephanie we both know this-
STEPH: *wheeze* bruce wayne is a babe magnet
TIM: i- no- *laughing*
STEPH: no go on what were you saying
TIM: i was gonna say maybe he’s looking for real  conversation- i can’t say this stuff about my dad, jesus christ, you should’ve asked jay on here
STEPH: well i wanted the scoop straight from the source- or like right next to the source, in the bedroom like 2 rooms over
TIM: you could’ve asked him yourself- it’s not like he can unpay your tuition
STEPH: maybe- *wheeze* maybe, bruce wayne is my sugar- *muffled screaming*
TIM: no absolutely not don’t you dare- 
TIM: *whispers in the background* so just say that-
STEPH: bruce wayne is like my weird uncle figure, yes he does give me money, but only because i will kick him in the face if he doesn’t
TIM: steph has been silently robbing us for years and no one is saying anything-
STEPH: guess the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree
STEPH: you know- cause my father is a supervillain
TIM: *groan* we know
DUKE, behind the camera: everyone knows- there’s a series on this channel called ‘my dad is a supervillain and a little bitch’
STEPH: am i wrong though?
TIM: no, but seriously- bruce is just doing this to make gotham a better place- the police department is just a pile of flaming shit that also takes bribes and it’s no secret that crime has been down since batman came to town-
STEPH: omg that rhymes
TIM: the martha wayne foundation and bruce himself donate hundreds of millions of dollars to projects in this city alone- and gotham has been better for it- poverty is down, employment is up- and batman has been making the city safer, so it would make sense for bruce to help batman-
STEPH: i love the theory but i’m sticking to bruce wayne is the batman’s sugar daddy
DUKE, behind the camera: ditto
TIM: fair enough
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batarangsoundsdumb · 4 years ago
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or, when bruce puts tim and steph in charge of damage control when the financial records leak
TRANSCRIPT:
TIM: no i’m just saying i know he pulls lots of babes-
STEPH: *wheeze* pulls lots of babes? *wheeze*
TIM: come on stephanie we both know this-
STEPH: *wheeze* bruce wayne is a babe magnet
TIM: i- no- *laughing*
STEPH: no go on what were you saying
TIM: i was gonna say maybe he’s looking for real  conversation- i can’t say this stuff about my dad, jesus christ, you should’ve asked jay on here
STEPH: well i wanted the scoop straight from the source- or like right next to the source, in the bedroom like 2 rooms over
TIM: you could’ve asked him yourself- it’s not like he can unpay your tuition
STEPH: maybe- *wheeze* maybe, bruce wayne is my sugar- *muffled screaming*
TIM: no absolutely not don’t you dare- 
TIM: *whispers in the background* so just say that-
STEPH: bruce wayne is like my weird uncle figure, yes he does give me money, but only because i will kick him in the face if he doesn’t
TIM: steph has been silently robbing us for years and no one is saying anything-
STEPH: guess the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree
STEPH: you know- cause my father is a supervillain
TIM: *groan* we know
DUKE, behind the camera: everyone knows- there’s a series on this channel called ‘my dad is a supervillain and a little bitch’
STEPH: am i wrong though?
TIM: no, but seriously- bruce is just doing this to make gotham a better place- the police department is just a pile of flaming shit that also takes bribes and it’s no secret that crime has been down since batman came to town-
STEPH: omg that rhymes
TIM: the martha wayne foundation and bruce himself donate hundreds of millions of dollars to projects in this city alone- and gotham has been better for it- poverty is down, employment is up- and batman has been making the city safer, so it would make sense for bruce to help batman-
STEPH: i love the theory but i’m sticking to bruce wayne is the batman’s sugar daddy
DUKE, behind the camera: ditto
TIM: fair enough
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