#steph: your dad stubbed his toe yesterday and cried for 30 minutes
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LMAO YES
or, when bruce puts tim and steph in charge of damage control when the financial records leak
TRANSCRIPT:
TIM: no i’m just saying i know he pulls lots of babes-
STEPH: *wheeze* pulls lots of babes? *wheeze*
TIM: come on stephanie we both know this-
STEPH: *wheeze* bruce wayne is a babe magnet
TIM: i- no- *laughing*
STEPH: no go on what were you saying
TIM: i was gonna say maybe he’s looking for real conversation- i can’t say this stuff about my dad, jesus christ, you should’ve asked jay on here
STEPH: well i wanted the scoop straight from the source- or like right next to the source, in the bedroom like 2 rooms over
TIM: you could’ve asked him yourself- it’s not like he can unpay your tuition
STEPH: maybe- *wheeze* maybe, bruce wayne is my sugar- *muffled screaming*
TIM: no absolutely not don’t you dare-
TIM: *whispers in the background* so just say that-
STEPH: bruce wayne is like my weird uncle figure, yes he does give me money, but only because i will kick him in the face if he doesn’t
TIM: steph has been silently robbing us for years and no one is saying anything-
STEPH: guess the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree
STEPH: you know- cause my father is a supervillain
TIM: *groan* we know
DUKE, behind the camera: everyone knows- there’s a series on this channel called ‘my dad is a supervillain and a little bitch’
STEPH: am i wrong though?
TIM: no, but seriously- bruce is just doing this to make gotham a better place- the police department is just a pile of flaming shit that also takes bribes and it’s no secret that crime has been down since batman came to town-
STEPH: omg that rhymes
TIM: the martha wayne foundation and bruce himself donate hundreds of millions of dollars to projects in this city alone- and gotham has been better for it- poverty is down, employment is up- and batman has been making the city safer, so it would make sense for bruce to help batman-
STEPH: i love the theory but i’m sticking to bruce wayne is the batman’s sugar daddy
DUKE, behind the camera: ditto
TIM: fair enough
#listen i have had this in my head for hours and it's coming out now and y'all better enjoy it#bruce: oh no my financial records leaked now people will know i fund batman and maybe connect the dots tim pls help#steph: tim i have a fantastic idea and you're not allowed to say no#the sheer stupidity of the video gets bruce completely off the hook#people are like 'omg bruce wayne's son actually said this'#the son in question: so what if- bruce wayne is secretly batman and he just hasn't told anyone#steph: your dad stubbed his toe yesterday and cried for 30 minutes#tim: it's a Possibility#steph: how have you lived there for 5 years and still think this is a possibility#steph: i'm over there like once a week-#tim: you literally live with us 5 days out of the week what are you talking about#steph: like once a week and let me tell y'all bruce wayne can't even boil an egg#tim: offended. we have a butler for that#social media au#batfam social media au#tim drake#stephanie brown#bruce wayne#duke thomas#batman#red robin#batgirl#spoiler#batfam#batfamily#jason todd#red hood#addition +
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or, when bruce puts tim and steph in charge of damage control when the financial records leak
TRANSCRIPT:
TIM: no i’m just saying i know he pulls lots of babes-
STEPH: *wheeze* pulls lots of babes? *wheeze*
TIM: come on stephanie we both know this-
STEPH: *wheeze* bruce wayne is a babe magnet
TIM: i- no- *laughing*
STEPH: no go on what were you saying
TIM: i was gonna say maybe he’s looking for real conversation- i can’t say this stuff about my dad, jesus christ, you should’ve asked jay on here
STEPH: well i wanted the scoop straight from the source- or like right next to the source, in the bedroom like 2 rooms over
TIM: you could’ve asked him yourself- it’s not like he can unpay your tuition
STEPH: maybe- *wheeze* maybe, bruce wayne is my sugar- *muffled screaming*
TIM: no absolutely not don’t you dare-
TIM: *whispers in the background* so just say that-
STEPH: bruce wayne is like my weird uncle figure, yes he does give me money, but only because i will kick him in the face if he doesn’t
TIM: steph has been silently robbing us for years and no one is saying anything-
STEPH: guess the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree
STEPH: you know- cause my father is a supervillain
TIM: *groan* we know
DUKE, behind the camera: everyone knows- there’s a series on this channel called ‘my dad is a supervillain and a little bitch’
STEPH: am i wrong though?
TIM: no, but seriously- bruce is just doing this to make gotham a better place- the police department is just a pile of flaming shit that also takes bribes and it’s no secret that crime has been down since batman came to town-
STEPH: omg that rhymes
TIM: the martha wayne foundation and bruce himself donate hundreds of millions of dollars to projects in this city alone- and gotham has been better for it- poverty is down, employment is up- and batman has been making the city safer, so it would make sense for bruce to help batman-
STEPH: i love the theory but i’m sticking to bruce wayne is the batman’s sugar daddy
DUKE, behind the camera: ditto
TIM: fair enough
#listen i have had this in my head for hours and it's coming out now and y'all better enjoy it#bruce: oh no my financial records leaked now people will know i fund batman and maybe connect the dots tim pls help#steph: tim i have a fantastic idea and you're not allowed to say no#the sheer stupidity of the video gets bruce completely off the hook#people are like 'omg bruce wayne's son actually said this'#the son in question: so what if- bruce wayne is secretly batman and he just hasn't told anyone#steph: your dad stubbed his toe yesterday and cried for 30 minutes#tim: it's a Possibility#steph: how have you lived there for 5 years and still think this is a possibility#steph: i'm over there like once a week-#tim: you literally live with us 5 days out of the week what are you talking about#steph: like once a week and let me tell y'all bruce wayne can't even boil an egg#tim: offended. we have a butler for that#dcu#dc#social media au#batfam social media au#tim drake#stephanie brown#dc comics#bruce wayne#duke thomas#batman#red robin#batgirl#spoiler#batfam#batfamily#jason todd#red hood
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