#omg sorry im not trying to be mean look she's not that ugly!

[widevibratobitch]

do i really want this relationship to continue tho if i genuinely feel worse after every interaction with her and she is in 89% responsible for my already precarious self esteem crashing and plummeting most severely in the span of just three years?

[badasgirlfriend]

paper rings ₊ ⊹ - bada lee social media au - 005

pairings: bada lee x takahashi yui

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a/n: im a yui apologist my girl was just defending herself, also the way i hate this chapter omg sorry it sucks

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Yui sighed and tossed her uneaten apple on to the tray with a scoff. Her appetite had been long gone after the sight of the pitiful people entering the cafeteria. people entering the cafeteria.

Pathetic

Yui knew she wasn't being mean, she was just being honest. Most people took it the wrong way, almost as if they are too fragile and delicate to accept the truth. So what if she called a random girl's outfit ugly? She was just helping her; she needed to know how she looked before walking around the school like that. You got in her way? Well, you shouldn't have.

If you say something bad about her, or even try to argue back when she calls you out for something, that's when the real trouble starts. She'll make sure you regret it. She doesn't care what people think of her, as long as they know who's in charge and who's in the right.

"Yui Soobin is throwing a party, we should go" her friend interrupted her thoughts

"Sure" was all Yui replied, her tone still indifferent and uncaring.

Chaeyoung groaned as she saw some girls sitting at her boyfriend's table. "Look at those bitches, flirting with him knowing damn well I'm dating him. How could they flirt with a taken man?"

At that, Yui rolled her eyes. The cherry on top was seeing Wonyoung agree with Chaeyoung's assessment of the situation.

"It's not the girls fault Chaeyoung but your boyfriend's. He's enjoying this because if he didn't he would be sitting here smiling at you, not them" Yui said, her tone bored. Then she turned her attention to Wonyoung, who immediately turned away. "And if I were you, I'd be more worried about the people you call friends rather than those girls."

Chaeyoung furrowed her eyebrows she was clearly confused. "What's that supposed to mean?"

Yui just gave her a fake smile "Ask your boyfriend, not me"

Chaeyoung turned to Wonyoung, her eyebrows furrowed "What did she mean by that?"

Wonyoung shied away from Chaeyoung's gaze and simply shrugged her shoulders. "I don't know, maybe she didn't mean it. You know how Yui is"

The brunette girl shook her head amused, the nerve of this girl

"What are you gonna do about this whole Bada situation" Wonyoung changed the topic

"I explained everything yesterday" Yui said with a smirk as she admired her new manicure. "Sieun is hopelessly in love with her. Lately, she's been pissing me off, so what's better than to completely destroy her?"

Wonyoung and Chaeyoung continued to smirk and laugh, their friend was truly something different

"Imagine seeing the girl you hate the most with your girl you love. Hope she enjoys her sad tragic ending" Yui pouted, her tone dripping with bitterness and hatred.

Her eyes scanned the room, searching for a certain tall girl, but she was nowhere to be found. "Where is she anyway?" she wondered out loud, only to be interrupted by a big slam on the table. The trio looked up towards the girl in front of them, their expressions now scowling and full of irritation.

Wonyoung stood up and went closer to the girl, who was a crying mess "Yah what the fuck do you think you're doing"

The girl didn't spare a glance at her, keeping her focus firmly on Yui. "You're gonna pay for this"

"Who the hell are you?" Yui barked, her patience was running slow

The girl felt all eyes on her as everyone in the room watched the drama unfold. She generally liked this kind of attention, but with this girl yelling at her like a psycho, no.

"I know you did that to Eunbi" she sniffled, unable to control her emotions. "Because of you, she is now expelled" she added through clenched teeth.

The three girls burst into laughter, but Yui suddenly stopped and gave her a sympathetic look as she tried her best not to laugh again. "I'm so sorry to hear that, but babe, I didn't do it" she said as she pointed at Chaeyoung.

Chaeyoung smirked and blew the girl a kiss "I did it, did she like it?"

The girl shook her head, shocked and unable to comprehend how they could enjoy this sort of thing. "You three are crazy. How do you enjoy making people suffer? Spreading rumors and lies about them. She got fucking expelled"

Wonyoung rolled her eyes as she sat down next to Yui. "We heard you the first time. We just don't care. She'll find another school, another teacher to mess with"

The girl pointed at Yui angrily, her eyes glowing with fury. "It's all your fucking fault, you stupid bitch."

Yui's expression darkened "If you don't want to get expelled as well, I suggest you remove your finger from my face right now."

The girl slowly lowered her hand, looking at the three girls one last time as she left the cafeteria. Yui's eyes never left the girl's silhouette as she departed, she would make sure to finish the job.

"What a crazy bitch" Chaeyoung scoffed "Who does she think she is to tell us what to do?"

Wonyoung snickered "The way I don't even know who she is, that's how much she matters"

"She made me really mad" Yui said clenching her jaw, she noticed that her hand began to shake from how angry she was "Someone needs to teach her a lesson"

"Do you want me to do something" the blonde suggested "I can see if anyone has any dirt on her"

"No need" she shook her head. She could easily order her friends to get this done but where's the satisfaction in that. This was her problem she had to take care of

Yui suddenly stood up and grabbed her bag "I need to do something" she them a kiss in the process in which they returned

"Where are you going?" Chaeyoung asked

"I'll tell you later, Wonyoung I'll see you in english" she replied and then headed towards the hallway.

She tightened her pace, her blood boiling with rage. The atmosphere was so tense that she could feel others sensing her anger and making way for her, as if they knew what was coming.

She looked around the hallway, not seeing her anywhere. Yui groaned, how did she lose her so fast. Thinking where she could've gone, she saw her two friends at the lockers. Yui approached Minnie and Somin who were engrossed in conversation "Did you two see a loser crying around here?" she asked, but when she saw their confused expressions, she groaned and added "black hair, not that tall, she was wearing an ugly yellow hoodie."

Minnie nodded immediately. "Oh Jinsol, yeah she went to the bathroom-"

Yui didn't wait for her to finish and sped off to the bathroom, she needed to get this done. She entered the empty bathroom and closed the door behind her, the sound of it slamming echoing through the room. Taking slow steps towards the corner of the counter, she thought about sitting down, but after seeing the wet surface, her mind changed.

She leaned against the wall with her arms crossed, waiting for the girl to come out. Her patience had reached its limit. She wanted to make her pay for her actions. However, she had no intention of causing any physical harm to the girl, that wasn't her style. But a little reminder and warning how she should behave wouldn't hurt her

The girl finally came out, her head hanging low, not noticing that Yui was there. She threw something in the trash and went to the sink. When she looked at herself in the mirror she flinched when she saw Yui standing right by her side.

"L-leave me a-alone" Jinsol stuttered, turning on the faucet, hoping that the running water would help hide her trembling voice.

Yui's response was nothing short of cruel. She smiled and said "Now, why would I do that?"

She came closer to her side "You had fun screaming at me and my friends didn't you huh? In front of everyone you acted real brave, but now that we're alone you're stuttering like a pathetic bitch that you are"

Then, not giving her time for a response, she smacked her bag which was left on the counter, and everything fell into the sink. "Look at me when I'm talking to you" Yui commanded, grabbing her arm and turning Jinsol towards her

“What the hell? Are you out of your mind?” She yelled back, grabbing the now wet things and stuffing them into her bag.

Yui’s eyes followed the movements of her, but something caught her attention, an opened pink package with two test sticks inside

Pregnancy test, god must be on her side today

Smirking, Yui tucked a piece of her hair behind her ear, Jinsol could only watch, afraid of her next move. She sighed as she cupped Jinsol's cheeks. "I feel bad for you, I really do" she said in a soft, gentle tone that completely contradicted her usual persona "The way you crave for so much attention, it's so sad honestly"

She flinched when taller girl put her hands on her shoulders, her grip tightening "Don't let this take control over you again Jinsol, because if you do this shit again I will literally end you. Do you understand?"

Jinsol didnt speak, she didnt trust herself enough to say something afraid she'll break down

"Do you understand?"

"Yes" she mumbled, but Yui's expression didn't change. Her head remained tilted, as if urging Jinsol to continue

"Im sorry, it will never happen again" Yui smiled and took a step back

"Good girl, you can leave now don't waste my time" Jinsol nervously rushed to the door. She was gone in a flash, and Yui was alone again, or so she thought

When the door closed, she turned to the trash bin and saw, what she assumed the stick wrapped with toilet papers. Idiot. Yui scrunched her nose in disgust as she grabbed more toilet paper and took the pregnancy test. She unfolded the test and immediately saw two lines appearing on the stick.

"Baby on the way" she huffed a laugh, wrapping the pregnancy test with more toilet paper and tossing it into her bag. She looked in the mirror fixing her hair, fuck her friends for not telling her that she looked a mess.

A a tall girl got out of one of the stalls, making Yui pause. The girl gave her a small smile as she went to the sink. Yui held back and didn't make a move just yet, observing her from afar.

When she opened her bag to grab something Yui saw a familiar book "You read 'These violent delights'?"

The girl's eyes widened not expecting Yui to talk to her "Uhm yes- I just finished, so far it's my favorite romance"

Yui hummed, applying some lipgloss "Same" she already regrets for opening her mouth because now this girl won't stop talking

The younger girl smiled "My sister Bada loves to tease me about it, she's not a big fan of romance fantasy books"

At the name being mentioned Yui her regretment is long gone "You're Bada's sister?"

She nodded "Yes Im Eunchae, first year"

Yui smiled an idea popping in her head making this whole plan a lot easier "Well nice to meet you Eunchae, if you want I can give you the sequel, I have the book"

"Really?" Eunchae said in awe "Yes please, if you don't mind"

Yui chuckled, nodding. Poor girl "I'll give it to Bada she can give it to you"

Eunchae nodded excitedly, she didn't expect her to be this nice. Her friends were kinda wrong about her "Thank you- wait are you two friends?"

"Not yet" Yui mumbled zipping her bag, taking one last look at herself in the mirror, she added "See you around Eunchae"

"Walk faster Wonyoung, you have long legs for a reason" Yui said, her tone annoyed. Currently they were sprinting to make it to english class. They would be right in time if Wonyoung didn't decide last minute to change her bow because she got the wrong shade of pink, stupid thing if you asked Yui, and she made sure Wonyoung knew. No one is paying attention to her dumb bow

Wonyoung pouted "My shoes are hurting me, you never cared if you're late, why now?"

Yui is 100% sure the reason she's gonna get a migraine is gonna be because of her friends stupidity "Use your fucking brain for once Wonyoung, I need to sit next to Bada and if I see that dumb blonde bitch sitting next to her start hiding your bow collection because I'll burn them"

Wonyoung gasped and covered the pink accessory with one hand. “You wouldn’t dare!”

She gave her a steely-eyed glare. “Don’t test me" she warned. Without waiting for her friend, she pushed the door open and stepped inside the class

All eyes were on her, but she couldn't care less. Her eyes darted around the class and finally landed on the captain sitting at the back of the room, busy with writing something, completely focused on that, unaware of the noise everyone else was making in the classroom.

The smug look on Yui’s face immediately fell when she saw the blonde girl she despises approaching Bada. With a snap of her fingers, she quickly caught Wonyoung’s attention and motioned her head towards Sieun. Wonyoung immediately understood the message and followed Sieun bumping hard into her, her body collapsing with a girl

Yui rushed to the back of the classroom and instantly sat next to Bada. Taking a deep breath, she exhaled sharply, that was close. She couldn't help but snicker when she saw Sieun’s face turn bright red as she realized who was sitting next to her crush. Yui gave her an apologetic, yet also mischievous smile

Bada groaned as her desk was nudged, causing her to make another mistake. She tilted her head expecting to see Sieun, who was usually seated there, but instead, she was surprised by the famous brunette girl smiling at her. This completely threw her off guard

"Hi, I'm Yui" she greeted her with a smile as she stretched out her hand.

The basketball player looked at the hand, then up at her, with a slight annoyance on her face. "...I know."

"Oh you've heard about me? That's cute" she tucked her hair with her hanging hand, her smile remained there, but inside she was fuming, leaving her hand open just like that who does she think she is

"Deep breaths, Yui... you've got this. Just don't let your anger take over" she reminded herself silently. The two girls couldn't have looked more opposite. Yui was dressed sharply, with a neatly matched uniform and perfectly styled hair. Bada was all sloppy, with loose buttons on her shirt and a messy ponytail.

It was like night and day.

Very hot, in her opinion, but that's for another time

"Not good things," Bada mumbled loudly enough for Yui to hear, hoping that will shut her up. But boy how wrong she was

"Aw, you know how to make a girl's heart flutter" Yui said with a mock offended tone and placed her hand on her chest. "Well, you know people like to talk" she said, "aren't you gonna introduce yourself?"

Bada dropped her pen with an exasperated sigh as she leaned her head towards her hand and rubbed her eyes. If she thought finishing her homework was hard, the parrot next to her was making it definitely harder "I don't think it's necessary considering you know me from twitter" she finally replied.

"Ah you got me there." Yui leaned closer, her expensive perfume filling Bada's senses. She smirked, noticing the girl's mistakes.

"Considering the multiple mistakes you're making, you really should have accepted my help." She said, her tone full with confidence

At that moment, the teacher stepped into the room, causing an immediate silence among the whole class. Some students suddenly rushed to their seats, others took their time

Wonyoung let out a cry when she noticed she has to sit with Sieun "Keep your distance please"

"Mistakes? Where?" Bada argued defensively, she kept a close eye on the teacher's movements.

"I literally just copied everything from Google"

Yui pointed out one of the answers. "Hamlet is a revenge tragedy drama, not a fantasy drama, Bada."

The way her name rolled from her lips sent a shiver down Bada’s spine. Yui's attention had shifted towards the class and the teacher as she began explaining, but Bada found herself unable to focus. You would have to be utterly foolish not to see that Yui is incredibly attractive. Even though she disliked her, she couldn't deny that she was one of the prettiest girls in school. Her elegance was undeniable, her back held straight, head up. It was hard to find even a single flaw in her. Well outside, because if you look inside she is the most evil person you'll ever meet

Bada didn't hate her, she just disliked the girl. She saw her actions to almost everyone

Yui sighed. "Your friends are staring... just like you" she said, keeping her face forward. "Well, they're glaring, but you're the only one keeping an eye on me."

She turned to face Bada, but the older girl didn't move "So what? Are you gonna spread rumors about me too"

As much as it annoyed her she was kinda enjoying this little game they were playing. "You're fun" she admitted with a grin. "I like you, so I will not spread rumors about you.

"However, if your friends continue to keep throwing glares my way, then I can't promise the same about them" she added, letting her tone get slightly louder to get them to stop. At these words, Bada's friends went to their phones

The lesson continued, Mrs. Park going on to explain more about Shakespeare's writing style and overall works. Yui yawned purposefully showing her growing boredom, while Bada found herself slowly and gradually spacing out, letting her mind wander to other places.

Yui glanced towards Bada, who had placed her hand on her chin and was staring intently in the direction of the windows. As she observed her, she began to notice how beautiful she actually is. Even better for her

"Alright, class, even though we have now learned about who William Shakespeare is, we must still do in-depth research and do projects about his works if we are to fully appreciate and understand them. You'll do them in pairs just how you're seated" Mrs. Park explained calmly.

Yui's eyes lit up at the mention of this task, and she began to grin smugly. This was going perfectly but Bada was not as happy about this news. She disliked the idea of being partnered with Yui, but she didn't have many other choices. The thought of spending more time with someone she didn't like was not something she looked forward to.

Ms. Park continued to address the class "You will need to delve thoroughly into the characters and their roles in the play and write your opinions and interpretations on their actions. Additionally, you must consider the plot progression and whether or not you agree with how the play ended,” she suggested. “The more information and details you include, the higher the chances are that you will receive a higher mark.”

Bada looked over at her best friend, Minah, and tried to convey her deep frustration by making a teary-eyed expression. Minah saw this and let out a small snicker while mouthing the words "good luck" to her.

She really needs it

Her attention returned to Yui who was telling her she was good with whatever, which prompted Bada to shrug. She eyed the list of plays which was written down on the board and quickly perused them.

"How about that one, Twelfth Night?" Bada asked, hesitantly, awaiting Yui's approval.

"Sure, that works for me." she replied, seeming satisfied with her choice

The teacher completed her rounds around the room, stopping at each desk to collect information regarding each individual's choice of play. Finally, she made her way over to Bada and Yui. "Bada, Yui, did you agree on any play"

Bada smiled "Uh yes, twelfth night"

Ms. Park's mouth became a thin line "Well, someone has already selected Twelfth Night. You need to choose a different play"

"Twelfth Night" Yui repeated giving her a sweet smile

Mrs Park being the nice teacher she is returned the smile "Im sure you heard me the first time Yui, your classmates already chose that one-"

Yui replied sharply to the teacher without a hint of hesitation "Yes, I heard you but I don't think you did. My partner and I have decided on Twelfth Night and we will have that one"

The girl stared at the teacher as if challenging her. If she wanted a quiet peaceful year, she should know what to do next. Everyone stopped their conversations and turned to the two girls and Mrs. Park. She attempted to force on a smile, but her displeasure was palpable.

"We don't mind changing it-"

"It's okay, Bada you girls can have Twelfth Night. Minah and Haechan can choose a different play" she suggested with a fake smile. She then looked at the other two students waiting for them to agree.

"What no, we got it first" Minah argued back, sendinf death glares to Yui

Mrs. Park clapped her hands together moving to the front "It's settled then. You two will complete your project on Julius Caesar, and we're all done here. Class dismissed."

"Can you believe that bitch, she stole our play, that fake ass-" Haechan covered Minah's mouth dragging her away. Knowing she's ready to fight Haechan chose peace for his mind today

"Let's go"

Yui got up from her seat, collecting her things and preparing to leave. Wonyoung was already waiting for her outside the classroom door.

Bada was slow to follow, but she quickly caught up and grabbed her arm. "Why did you do that" she hissed slightly towering over her

The shorter girl liked that

"I didn't do anything. I got the play that you wanted."

"It wasn't that serious" Bada said gritting her teeth "We could've changed it, Minah would get the one she wanted"

"Awh poor girl" Yui gave her a small, coy grin in response "Tell her Im not sorry"

She then took out a small letter from her bag and handed it to Bada. “Text me for the project, when you're free. We will then talk where we can study. I need to go now…”

She then fixed her skirt with a flirtatious grin. “Kisses.”

She left the class and walked away, leaving Bada all alone. She looked at the letter Yui had written for her, noticing her name written with a heart on the I. Her phone number below her name

"Man I can't wait to go home"

Yui slammed her locker close after she grabbed what she needed. She leaned back, eyeing the principal's office. "Come on" she whispered to herself

"If she's pregnant, where's the bump?"

Yui was close to hitting her head against the lockers, she doesn't deserve this. Well either hers or Wonyoungs if she keeps asking dumb questions

Chaeyoung replied "And then you said you're going to apply for a scholarship," causing Yui to snicker.

"Come on, can they just get out already? I can't wait all day" Yui said, checking the time on her phone again.

Her plan was to go home and immediately go to sleep, but when she saw Jinsol with an older woman entering the principals office, she stayed, sleep can wait

Chaeyoung smirked eagerly "Now this is some juicy drama, I can't wait to see what happens to her."

Yui nodded in agreement, smiling mischievously. "Yeah, she had it coming after what she said to us."

She watched students go by in a monotonous manner. She received many greetings but paid little attention to them, not even returning the greetings back.

Then, a familiar voice called out, "Hi, sexies" wrapping her arm around Wonyoung's shoulder and leaning against her.

"So, Yui, I heard about your little plan with Bada," the girl smirked, nudging her

"Never do that again," she then threatened, making Somin roll her eyes. "And Chaeyoung, try to keep your mouth shut for once"

"Im sorry it slipped"

The three girls engaged in a conversation about Chaeyoung's boyfriend, to which Yui immediately became uninterested. She hoped her friend would open ner eyes and see the way he mistreated her, which was clear by the fact that he was openly cheating for everyone to see.

Her ears perked up when she heard the principals door open, the familiar black haired girl leaving the office with her annoyed mom behind her. Yui snapped her fingers making the girls stop their talking and look at her

"Girls it's my time to congratulate Jinsols mom on becoming a grandma" opening her bag, the japanese girl took the plastic bag, which in it was the pregnancy test

Somin gasped "Oooh nice, tell her to invite us to her gender reveal party"

The girl put on her angelic face and rushed over to Jinsol, appearing like a concerned friend who genuinely wants what was best for her. "Jinsol," she kept saying, "slow down- Jinsol."

Jinsol slowed her pace, allowing the girl to catch up. She looked at her with a confused expression as her mother followed.

"What do you want?" she asked, sounding surprised and slightly annoyed.

Yui nearly cursed the girl out for speaking to her that way. She had to keep up her act, though. "I've been looking for you all day," she spoke softly, hiding the contempt in her voice.

"If this is about what happened earlier, let it go please" Jinsol exhaled, hoping it had nothing to do with what she did.

Yui shoved the stick towards her, making sure both Jinsol and her mother could see the two lines, clearly visible.

"Are you crazy?" she demanded. "Why would you leave this here for everyone to see? You're lucky I'm a good friend and grabbed it before anyone else saw it."

Jinsol's face was as pale as a ghost as she saw the pregnancy test in Yui's hands. She felt her stomach churn inside, as if she was about to vomit everything she'd eaten for lunch. Those two lines had suddenly multiplied into four, then eight... she felt dizzy and like she would pass out at any moment.

She looked over at her mother, who was already staring at the test stick. Her mouth was so dry her lips felt like they were cracking. Her mind raced with thoughts and panic as she struggled to find an explanation. She could barely breathe, the pressure of the situation starting to feel like it was crushing her.

"Mom-" she reached for her hand but was rejected immediately. The older woman didn't even let her begin to speak and yanked her hand away with disgust.

"That's your mothe," Yui pretended to be shocked "Shit- I'm sorry, I thought you told her that you were pregnant!"

The older woman immediately looked at Jinsol, who was already crying "Mom please"

"Jinsol what is she saying? What is that pregnancy test" her mother's voice was cold as an ice and Jinsol felt like her knees will give up at any moment

Jinsol shook her head her tears falling "D-don't listen to her please I can-"

"You're going to be a grandma, Jinsol wanted to surprise you and tell you today, but..." Yui paused and narrowed her lips, attempting to gain sympathy for her actions. "The secret is already out! My apologies for ruining the surprise."

Yui grabbed Jinsol's hand, keeping a tight grasp. She wouldn't let go, despite the girl's attempts to pull it away.

"Congratulations, Jinsol," her mouth curled into a devilish smile "You are going to be an amazing mother"

Jinsol couldn't believe how cruel Yui could be. She looked as if she were going to jump at her and rip her head off.

Yui finally released her hand and gave her a sly wink before turning around to her friends. They were all in a fit of laughter

Behind her, she could hear the furious screams of Jinsol attempting to explain herself to her mother, who obviously refused to listen.

You can never win against Takahashi Yui. She should've known that

[wonsohl]

hii do you think you cld write abt gunwook ? maybe smth like popular!gunwook and shy!reader in a school setting

also, i rlly enjoyed ur yujin imagines! they're so adorable

omg! ofcc , recently gunwook has been biasing me lately after kcon 😭😭! thank you for the compliment abt my yujin imaginess <3 ! tbh i didn't know how succesful it would bee

young love 🫂 - p.gw

PAIRINGS: popular!gw + shy!freader

it was winter. your favourite time of the year - not just because it was the season of your birthday but because you loved christmas and the traditions of the mistletoe at school.

your school recently (by recently you mean 4 years ago) started this thing were they would leave mistletoes around school.

at first it was very controversial but they made it rule that you don't have to partake in the tradition if you didn't want to.

most people didn't because half of the boys in your school were ugly and smelt like canned fish.

however if they did wanna kiss someone, it would've been the f9.

f9? basically the most handsome, jaw-dropping, extravagant, elegant, heart-beating boys ever to be seen.

you had the 3seniorz - aka : sung hanbin & zhanghao from class one with kim jiwoong in class two

then you had the musicianz - aka : seok matthew & kim taerae from class one

and then finally the coocooz - aka : shen ricky, kim gyuvin , han yujin and your beloved park gunwook.

pretty much every sane girl in your school had a crush on them because who wouldnt?

the f9s pretty much run the school, if they ask someone to do something they would.

one time ricky asked a girl a year above him to buy him something from the school store, she bought the whole store for him.

another time taerae asked a girl to get his guitar from the music room, she got his guitar with the rest of the music room on her back.

so you could tell that these boys had every girl wrapped around their fingers ,

including you.

but no one knew of course.

you barely talked in lesson and never raised your hand and on top of that you sat the middle row in lessons and would always leave a sticky note on the teacher's desk ever day to remind her that you were in so she didn't need to call out your name.

and thats how you lived for pretty much all 3 years of highschool until today.

you made your way to your homeroom with your headphones in and got a sticky note from your bag to put it on the teacher's desk and plotted your bag on your chair.

whilst returning to your chair, you realised that someone must of forgotten their cleaning duty yesterday and forgot to clean your desk.

their was pen marks everywhere and gum under the table.

you sighed heavily, but too heavily so no one else knew your dissapointment. you were about to go to the toilet to get some tissue when your phone started ringing.

it was inhee your bestfriend

'Y/N!!' said inhee through her phone speaker ruining your eardrums forgetting that you were on speaker everyone in your class looks at you.

you smile back awkwardly and dash out the class room.

'omg inhee! you dont need to shout my name at 8:03 am in the morningg" you said complaing about your friends behaviour

'oh im sorry miss l/n but apprently seola from our class got a mistletoe with ricky! '

' WHAT?? damm she's so lucky! '

' I KNOW RIGHTT THAT'S WHAT I WAS SAYINGG ' says inhee and then for the next five minutes of your call inhee was complaining about how it should've been her instead of seola.

'ME AND RICKY HAVE FIRE AND WATER SIGNS WE ARE LITCH SOULMATES'

'okok i get your pointt~. it's not that deep its only a kiss he probably doesn't feel anything for her anyway.

'after all he is a player but that doesn't mean anything! i have been waiting for my first kiss to be ricky just to be knocked off by son seola who is a complete copy of me :>'

'inhee its just a one time thing, you can make a move to him on the last day of school or something'

'ONE TIME THING?'

she said again, at this point you thought she was intentionally trying to publicly embarrass you infront of everyone as well as make you deaf.

'inhee enough with this yelling over a boy! its not even past 9 am yett'

'well this boy is my lifeline, soulmate, couple, future hubby, fiance he is like my everything! he means the whole world to me just like gunwook means to you silly!'

gunwook. gun wook . park gunwook.

you loved his name.

you loved they way he talked .

you love his visuals.

most of all you loved his smile.

'yeah but gunwook is different - first of all he is not rich and spoilt , second of all he is classprezz and is not a player'

' okay but imagine if you got a mistletoe with him! like that would be so cute!'

'with who? gunwook' you scoff at her words.

'gunwook is way out of my league, i would never get mistletoe with him and that's how i like it and i wanna keep it that way for th-'

your phone fell out of your hand skidding across the marble floor of your school hallway.

you pick your self up and run to get it but another hand it there before you.

you look up to see gunwook.

'oh my god' you thought.

eugh this was so cliche for this to happen.

but even through those thoughts, you and him still kept eye contact

'ay gunwook did you get the homework for-

OMG YOU GOT A MISTLETOEE'

you look behind gunwook's broad shoulders to see his friend gyuvin running towards him whilst pointing up towards the ceiling.

and follow his fingers to see the mistletoe right above your head with you and gunwook

'BRO YOU GOTTA GIVE HER A KISS - A RICKY COME HERE GUNWOOK GOT A MISTLETOE'

'GUNWOOK HAS TO GIVE HER A KISSY WISSY OOOO~'

you look back to gunwook eyes as he meets you with an awkward smile after he elbowed gyuvin in his ribcage.

'you don't have to kiss me! it's j-just a tradition' you say excusing yourself slowly.

then all of a sudden gunwook holds you by your shoulder and mouths sorry before pulling you in for a kiss.

your lips clash onto eachother as you close your eyes not knowing how to react and slowly losen up to his touch.

those seconds then feel like minutes which feel like hours the kiss breaks up and you suddenly realise where you are.

you look around to see a whole entire crowd has formed around you two with phones everywhere.

you obviously freak out and gunwook being the man he is he drags you through the crowd and brings you too your class.

'thank you' you say smiling back with a bow

he laughs abit which make you feel embarrassed but he reassures you.

'it's ok, you looked so cute when you tried leave because i knew you liked me' he says giggling with his dimples showing.

your cheeks instantly flush and laugh back.

the bell rings meaning you have to go back to your seat and gunwook looks at his watch.

'ill get going now but if you want i can take you out for some ice cream later'

you nod back with a smile going back to your seat whilst inhee runs through your homeroom door slamming it against the wall.

'y/n. tell. me. everything.'

[corrodedcoughin]

Omg thanks to your "Eddie throws himself a funeral party" post I literally cannot stop thinking about Stripper! Steve. (absolutely no pressure to do anything with this btw! I'm just aaaa! at your idea)

Like omg. Did Steve get into stripping bc he got cut off and disowned by his parents and desperately needed any job that would take him? Did he seek the job out bc he thought it'd be fun? Why should he be ashamed of exercising, entertaining, looking hot, dancing, and then getting paid to do it??? Fuck yeah

Side note the image of best friend Robin stealing a pair of Steves clean tearaway pants bc she wants to know what it's like to rip them off is very funny to me. She has them on over her jeans. She's had a glass or two of wine and is standing in the middle of Steve's living room awkwardly trying to rip off a pair of tearaway pants that are far too big for her

AHAHHA!!! Please come join me!!! There’s enough stripper Steve for everyone! Funny story Robin actually got the call handler job first through a college friend but obviously platonic soul mates cannot be separated so Steve applied for a job there too. He wasn’t fussy about position, just handed his CV in and hoped he’d get to keep working with Robin.

The employers took one look at Steve when he came into the office and told him he has hired. As a stripper. He took a moment to adjust but thought if it means he gets to work with Robin, he’d do it. (That’s what he tells people, the truth is the ego stroke at the immediate job offer was enough to sway him. He thought it would be a fun job and he was tired of retail).

And Robin plays with ALL the stock! She’s got horrendously ugly nipple tassels that she stuck to Steve’s chest and they both ended up almost crying trying to take them off him without waxing his chest (Robin tears might have been from laughter shhhh). She’s got a feather boa that she loves and wears in the office because she feels it gives her a ‘better phone voice’ nobody’s argued with her yet.

As soon as Steve finished any gig he’s on the phone to her, giving her the run down of any drama or funny stories. She gets a little worried when she doesn’t hear back after the Munson party, tries to call the person who booked and gets Eddie on the phone ‘hello, Eddie’s fun funeral, Gareth speaking’ and Robin thinks she must have the wrong number, she must have written something down wrong but all her records tell her she’s right???

‘Hi. Um…im sorry, this is going to sound so insensitive and im so sorry but…did you hire a male stripper for your event?’ Robin is smacking herself in the face as she says it. Knows she’s going to get in trouble from her manager

‘Sure is! Can’t spell funeral without fun! He’s a little busy with the man of the hour though’ she can hear laughter and loud music through the receiver. Steve is stripping at a funeral, for the dead guy?

‘Ummm I’m sorry but I don’t think company policy allows for stripping for corpses. I’m going to have to refund your booking. Please send Steve back’ Robin is way out of her depth. What the fuck is going on? How did she let this happen?

‘Ah no dude he’s alive, very alive by the looks of things. And sos your employee. I dont know who’s having a better time to be honest’ Gareth sounds sane but Robin doesn’t know if she can really make that call over the phone for a guy who books strippers for funerals where people aren’t dead.

[nona-gay-simus]

also harley quinn for the ask game if you like dc?

I have only seen the movies so that's my version of Harley, but I will try: Send me a character [Harley Quinn] and i’ll list:

favorite thing about them Just how... out of touch she is. Love an unhinged girl. You go, queen

least favorite thing about them The accent. OMG it grates on my ears

favorite line "Love Your Perfume. What Is That, The Scent Of Death?"

brOTP

Basically, any of the characters in The Suicide Squad. Would also love to see her play off Robert Pattinson's Batman because that would be hilariously unhinged.

OTP Her and Poison Ivy ObViOuSlY (even tho she's not in the movies)

nOTP Her and the Joker. Unless people mean they ship it in the same way i "ship" John and Alecto - basically, I think their relationship is layered and fascinating and I want her to stab him. Preferably, many, many times.

But honestly in the movies their relationship wasn't even that interesting, just abusive.

random headcanon She would be great in roller derby.

unpopular opinion I hate her hair in Birds of Prey. Someone made a post about how it's less male gazey bc it's short and can't be pulled, but like... im sorry, it just looks so ugly. My favorite styling of her is in The Suicide Squad.

song i associate with them Bebe Rexha - I'm Gonna Show You Crazy

favorite picture of them: I know that's cheating, but I'm gonna link my favorite scene: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AWzde_67ucY It's the juxtaposition between the dress and the blood and the guns and the hair that really does it for me

[suiciderape]

woa! get a life! we dont need u! go to italy! ur not even talking to anbody veronica ur hella fucking school nurse hahaha!! slut ok? shes family hi tahirih magee im not mean so were good literally im fine were ok! ew chak! hahaha i get it now it was hella much rude and she left her gang kill ur darlings fr! shes in the russian mafia now ok! so we get it it wasnt geet it scary but desarae hollins is a little girl likee guys stop the fight everybody get out! she was right shes not an ugly cunt or horrible looking or even asian! hahaha shes femme and thats it! literally im not done with asian im 100% south korean im just tired of trying to live! kpop idol manga slut ok! bye yes its called keeho he died! hahaha so did i ew! yea ur asian im not ok? what are u? femme skateboader super asian ok! what else yoon oh! okay well its an asian cop who? ok so im not asian? no u are right? no! south korean supet asian daddy keeho super asian asian? yes! ok well lets hope we dont ever meet bc im gonna meet keeho right now! ur gonna kill me i knew i was literally mixed keeho let u choose ew! hes not asian literally he quit he will be black now i will hahaha he did that im 9 sk ew! ur geto boi real omg sorry its super not good with anybody but u ok! solomon? keeho! hi its her father keeho omg! over here! keeho omg shes in! hahaha sucka

[m1ckeyb3rry]

SISHSJSJ ok wait you’re full on selling me on the hydration idea now wait the goodra hydreigon opposite vibes plus the territorial behavior study sort of thing??? Ok lowk im glad you did some reworking (couldn’t be me id probably flip a table atp) HUT IM GLAD YOU MADE IT WORK because the more i read the more I was like “haha….what if….” Ok I was actually contemplating asking like what if you replaced Dragalge with hydreigon but I figured you probably had some insane type matching involved in that and besides dragon their other typing isn’t the same so I was just like “er yeah idk”

UAHAHAHA LUNA GETTING DOWNGRADED TO A MUK sorry no hate to muk fans i just think its so goofy and its just like the classic team rocket/enemy team grunt pokemon HSHSHSH but yeah Luna will make do fs thank god for your big brain I feel like readers team also feels more stacked now LMAO

EVIL TEAM NAGI LNFAOOO real??? I love the matchups though it’s like that one meme pic of the pink Barbie looking house right next to the pitch black one

LMAOO pursuit is an itoshi free zone…we will note have Emo eyelashes here

OOOH ok very slay ik some pokemon characters have wild designs or very themed designs so wasn’t sure if that was gonna get mixed up or not the crow feather iridescent does slap though

MAMA Y PAPA imagine its a like one of those “a day in the life” videos and imagine garchomp and nidoqueen are also wearing matching aprons like karasus while they deal with all the babies (im also specifically thinking that there’d be some moments wheres there’s the excessive pink flowery aura used in some anime/manhwas where it’s like happy sunshine rainbow family LMAO you can probably tell that’s one of my favorite meme formats)

LMAOO exactly get the best of both worlds the ultimate angst crack fluff combo

After reading your drafts/outline/thoughts for the future peregrine chapters that Nagi is probably the most down bad person to exist like down bad to the point that NAGI is speeding over to catch up to reader before she leaves like bro is MOVING??? Insane ok but fr is some hardcore yuki stan could just throw out some ideas or thoughts I don’t think itd be hard for me to see the vision/get converted just need some guidance….

AHAHAH omg imagine a tabieita breakup SHSHSH ok wait im pretty certain ive read a fic on here that was actually kinda tabieita beef except I think it was like Karasu liked reader but reader liked otoya after Karasu introduced him to her and then in the end he runs to her house in the rain trying to confess before it’s too late but otoyas already in her house and they’re just hanging out and he’s like ok nvm like ok way to step on my heart that fic had me reeling

OAEU BAROU????? GUSUAISKSOSKSKS IM SO READY I CANT WAIT TO READ IT AND SEE NIKO SIDEKICK TOO LMFAOAOAOA

THATS EXACTLY WHAT I THOUGHT “haha…nice…” is SO Isagi coded he would totally say something like that (I’m pretty sure he DOES when his old classmate tada is like lmaoooo u just got lucky with that shot no skills lmaoooooooo) wait I love that LMAOO that’s actually the perfect approach to not making it angsty just make Isagi stupid /j LMAO but whether he’s just dense or stubborn or both I feel like that matches his vibe either way soooo

It looks like Mario and Luigi got fused with a piranha plant because what the fuck is that……..but fr tbh I thought I had convinced myself that I’d continue playing anyways just for the sake of following through and I enjoy the gameplay generally too but the new designs I CANNOT I mean I get it because they’re already made so many pokemon they’re probably bound to run out of ideas esp if the design team isn’t changing much but wtf is Gen 9….like I pulled up the dex for serebii and they’re so ugly SHSGSHS also the weird past future versions of old Pokemon whyd suicune become a dinosaur and raikou a giraffe??????

STAY STRONGGGGG real though just like the tags here the edits of them are SO abundant like pleaseee where is the variety!!! But tbh with the way u20 arc goes plus how saes nonexistent in nel I think it would take eightbit their entire studios worth of budget to make me convert so

Oooooh icic im not as in tune to interaction patterns so I lowk didn’t realize that might be the case LOL based off your rules for no exact repeats of trope and character are allowed hopefully the next three will give enough room/inspo for non overlapping ideas though! I’m assuming you’ll probably be safe plus what are the odds right….

LMAOOO imagine once pursuit picks up people are gonna think you’re a Barou blog /j if people actually start fully associating you with sae idek how id react atp it’s so ironically funny…no actually dw when peregrine eventually makes its big comeback people will all go back to their roots and be like “oh yeah this is that really good nagi series yup this is the nagi blog” LMAO

AHAHAH BAYOSAGI in the back as npcs deadpanning like “bro wtf” while aiku and arbok are vibing our running around trying to look cool and pick up girls

Wait I got distracted and forgot to send this earlier but talk abt perfect timing literally right when I choose to come back here and send this in ITS BEEN PUBLISHED BAROU OAEUUUH

- Karasu anon

YESS WE MADE IT WORK i’m so glad i love hydreigon and reader having one matches the vibes of her team so well LMAOAO like between gyarados houndoom and hydreigon alone her team is 50% demons that everyone is afraid of but they LOVE her and they’re actually just sweet and cuddly (actually hydreigon is going to be lowkey sassy but still he really likes reader just can be a bit teenager-ish at times) BRO THE REWORKING HAD ME CRASHING OUT NGL i was literally typing a response to your ask where hydreigon is the starter and donphan is replaced by nidoking but dragalge is replaced by espeon (in a situation where otoya and reader get eevees at the same time) at the same though i was just like 😐😔 the whole time because while espeon provided some type coverage it just felt so BASIC and reader’s team is meant to be fairly non-basic the halfway through typing out the explanation i was like wait…keep houndoom keep the theme get rid of the members we don’t care as much abt and BOOM done and done

LMAOOO no because there truly just aren’t enough poison types and ig muk is decently good…his star is his roserade anyways so it’s fine we’ll just have muk be one of the first pokémon he throws out!! wait also reader having a nidoking is so cute imagine it becomes friends with hiori’s nidoqueen 🥹 DHDKSJS okay wait do you remember the quick ball idea we had w phanpy…lowkey it would be even funnier with deino (baby hydreigon) because they’re not really found in the area so reader’s going ham trying to catch it and accidentally uses all of karasu’s quick balls?? HAHAAH hold on actually this could be done right around the arc where otoya gets his happiny (in that arc otoya flirts with a nurse joy too hard and accidentally gets himself and reader involved in busting a pokémon abuse ring) maybe deino escaped from that ring and that’s what tipped nurse joy off to its existence as well as being an explanation for why there’s a random deino wandering around!!

NO THAT’S EXACTLY THE VIBES like all of reader’s pokémon are 👹💥😈 and nagi’s are 🧚🏻‍♀️✨💖 meanwhile reader herself is super kind + gentle looking (and she actually is) and nagi’s the king of idgaf who would sell anyone out (except reader) for a lukewarm donut (jkjk he’s sweet too just not in the same way as reader)…i honestly rlly like the dichotomy plus reader having all villainous seeming pokémon adds to the “team x thinks she’s one of them” vibe in the beginning of the story…agreed her team is much more stacked now i like it!! zero weak links it’s all absolute monsters i KNOW the league conference hated to see her coming 😓

the most the itoshis get is a mention that they live in another region in like the isagi ova…maybe sae’s an elite four member and since in my mind the elite four candidacy process includes traveling abroad and training with the elite four members there perhaps isagi knows of the itoshis via that?? that’s why he’s not around when barou’s abt to challenge the champion too he’s in a diff region which is why he doesn’t know what actually happened to barou

HAHAHA you know how doggy daycares irl send like updates of what your pet is doing imagine the spin off is just karasu taking photos of all of the daycare pokémon up to stuff so we have garchomp and nidoqueen in the aprons looking after everyone and karasu with his camera just clicking away and each scene starts with like an image with a handwritten caption and then it zooms into the image and we see the scene it’s describing 🥹

NAGI INVENTED DOWN-BAD-ISM peregrine nagi my beloved…he is super simple with his gestures BUT it’s like the smallest things mean so much with him!!! agreed i need a yuki fan to enter my inbox and show me the light LMAAOAO

HAHA i think i read that fic too i was like bruh in no universe (except hollyhock) would i choose otoya over KARASU that was before miraeita was real too so it was especially emo to read

DJDSHSJA OAEU BAROUUU YESS i hope you like it!! it is SUCH a silly story 😭 but yeah agreed isagi not necessarily rejecting her just refusing to accept that she’s confessing is so him i think it’s perfect (and that way isagi stans can still imagine that he does secretly like them)

no because all of the new pokémon keep getting uglier and uglier and they keep doing stuff with the old ones and from i’ve heard the gameplay isn’t that good 😔 i’ll stick w my gen vi and before games thank you very much 🤩

LMAOO you’re so right the itoshi edits are everywhere it’s so funny…hopefully the love is spread during s2 but the good thing abt being a nagi lover is he also gets a lot of edits and content due to having a lot of s1 screentime so at least I’ve got that going for me

yeah just based on my guesses/what usually happens all of the people that follow me and would’ve requested have already done so!! so it’ll be randoms for the last three spots but they likely won’t find my account until i post the first event posts and those gain traction ☝🏻 unless people find me via oaeu barou and happen to see my event ig 🧐

PLS technically pursuit is a nagi story so hopefully once it picks up people will associate me w nagi?? although you’re right in that it is very barou centric so it might give me more of a barou reputation (for example the funeral invite that people keep liking) HAHAA no because somehow seabird is my most popular bllk work?? ig it is pretty good but come on now guys…read bfb…read hollyhock…LMAO PEREGRINE NEEDS A COMEBACK ASAP THE WORLD NEEDS TO REMEMBER WHO MY MAN IS

HAHAAH bayosagi are so done with aiku they all think he’s a major dumbass but he’s also a genius?? considering he’s supposed to become a professor and all…the bayosagi + aiku dynamic is hilarious i honestly love the prequel group just as much as i love reader and co + mc trio they’re so silly yet so sweet

WE LINKED UP YET AGAIN FKDKSJ looking forward to hearing your thoughts!! i think i’ll take a break from the oaeu for a sec after this to work on other stuff but the barou version is nice and long so that should tide people over

[kawaiicherryblossomperfection]

hey sun beam realm its the mt st helens high school association she has 19 seconds to turn this off she was really sorry when she had 10 seconds to make sense and 12 seconds to rearrange everything she has no awkward encounters ever they are here to stay and ew! she has 9 seconds to turn this off it looks disgusting yes she does love us but shes going home rocket power makeout club and she has 10 seconds to go home time ok she gets to stay forever with us the real comic book character from the 1989s SUICIDe boys comic book written by desarae renee hollins and invented by 1980s SUICIDe boys for 1999s SUICIDe boys revolution thank u that was enough for now shes locked in for life wait she did include the rocket power makeup club yes she did already she has one bf brian ew! hes my bf brian and hes driving his car around makeout japan and hes going to listen to rocket power his clubs cool new design are u trying to drive a car? yes i am why are you putting yourself in ew! shes choi paranoid are you from this universe? yes i am well then help me hahha how do you know what youre doing? do u want to see it? yes i do ew! ok so shes sitting on the stick shift bitch ugly! ew! uh! hah ok so we have no time to waste ew! she lobes

ew she loves me and were going home to 1hundredforever were going home to never land woa! hoe did i get in ur car? we left a long time ago write it down! i love this part! i stopped the car u can feel it? yes u can! ew hes gonna drive faster ew! shed nervousamwritingtherightthings?itswhatyouwantokurcarstoppedokshesmineforeveritsscary?gangstanoliterallyitissoonesecondforevershegoinghomewithmenowweredrivinghometoneverlandiwouldknowwhattowritethoughprobablynotokcomehomethenitwasntmeomgitwasntmeomgnoitwasntmeitwasntmeifwasbitwasnemehialvinjerkinssantaitwasmeitwasmeitwasmeitwasmeitwasmeoksoubelievemeyesidooksouputulmaoew!uneverwritethatdidujustcoolcheckme?hahhayesididlolshedidit!lolwhosethat?omgidkthisisofuckingcoolomguscaredmdeididntdothisonpurposenoshedidntnoshedidntnshedidntnopeididntnopeididntnopeididididitonpurposewhy?bcijustdiditagainew!?ididitagain?ew!shesmineewyesiamoksowhydoulikeeme?bciminlovewithyouohoksourinlovewithme?yesiamwhydidupretendtobekeeh9?wellijusrdiditagainwsitwhywouldntilikeu?what?thatsnotwhatuweregonnasay?iknowbutyesitishowireallytalk yes it is yes its mmmhm:)yesitis so it is how she really talks? are u in amanga? no hahha im in a comic book apparently and it is bitchin ewA she didnt steal my voice no i didnt? right? no! u didnt! ok so what is happening now? are u a 1q84 manga comic book character suicide boys? yes she is! thats nor whs

thats not what she meant oh ok! so shes afraid of a little pain? yes i am ok so shes really smart? what do u want? you as my boyfriend thats it? i do love u! ok so u want my comic book dick? what the fuck? thats not funny! yes it is i know it is i laughed but that was mean ur more than just from a comic book? right? omg shes so cute thank u omg ur so fucking hot ok so why do u hate me? 1 second forever the 1989 suicide universe no i dont hate u yes i do i do fuck u bitchcool cool aporoved this message love is not a problem to stephanie soo so love on rock on ew! she loves me tew ew she doesnt love you she loves me ew! she said tew ew! he said it first whaat? hahha whaat? sorry they let me use it yes they gave it to me as a friendship ruining preaeb.m

mpresent hahha downer what the fuck bitch i love you too cutee! thank u for what? for loving me who? choi paranoid why? bc everyone else hates me oh ok well i love you too desarae renee hollins ew! ut

ra love slut ew! yes i am why did u say ew? bc being a slut is gross ok so ur a by the book person? no! im just cool ok so u cool checked urself? not on purpose ok so ur cool cchecking them? who? them? i dont know who they are why? bc ive never met them she wants to my friends and my othee voice. too ok so shes being bullied by her school james madison high school ok so shes going home eigh

right now to 1988 suicide recolution hahha thats so cute ew! shes right it is addicting to use that sene

tence damn ur going back? gwgw ew! shes right shes not going back ever! yay!!! omg ur nuts why? didnt they tell u to stop? yes but they hate me so i do what i want ok so ur going to do me? yes i am bb hahha ew! ur stupid but i love u stupid yes it was no it wasnt yes it was it cant be written out she wanted this to happen cutww

eenewphoneeverydayandweloveuforsureyes!werelovingheragainyesweareimsouthkoreanasianyay!!yesiamuforgottoaskiknowhahhaididbutujustdidnotonpurposeipromiseew!uraal

slut hahha no im not i love you i love you too ok so she only cant say dick or pussy and no dick or pussy ok so she cant say love you too? no she cant ever again yes i can and i will ok so shes going to take over the world? no my bf will ok so why are we going to mexico? he said caymen islands ok so shes nice but ur not to her ok? so we will take over the world! togetger

remember no demons, hauntings or touchings ew! shes right we cant say amen what we just did! and were going to school what shes going to school with me? princeton high school no no no princeton high school its not keeho what is your name? shes a cop hahha no i just want to know ur name! ok so ur a junkie? no hahha i just smoke meth a little bit why? bc i like its high ok so ur gonna explain ur comic book for me? sure i will ok so ur gonna kill keeho? no i dont want to kill him ok so ur blind? no! im not blind i said no!!! ok so ur not blind? nope i can see why do u hate keeho? bc i used to be in love with him but he hated me so i hate him now why? bc i wasted time on loving him when it was fake ok so u dont love me? i love u so much ok,. so u just want to write a comic book with me? yes but i also want to hang out and party with u and like have money to spend on clothes and get our hair done and watch tv and go home together and party all day but i want to focus on my comic book first it will help me sleep better and i love sleeping at all times of the day its going along now are u still here? brian yes i am ok so what is ur real name,m? why? i like to know my fathers name ok so u know im your father again but u still dont love me? are u crazy? ive always loved u and i still do ok so ur grounded hahha i am? why? bc ur being bad no im not hahha sorry im just excited to be with u i love u brian me? yes my daddy ew! u are not a slut ur just pretty and cute and normal and why are u sad? bc u were confused for so long i dont like that it makes me sad to see u that way but i love u ok so ur going to hell no im not!!! i sais no!!! ur going to hell today missy do u like aunt missy? yes but i think that she put a curse on me when? 1963

[chelleztjs18]

Hello you mrs. doesn't eat the bread crust lefty eyebag. That was pretty good! You're catching on to nickname giving 😅

Sounds like a good day to me except for the allergy part. Sorry you kept sneezing, I hate that. I bet you look like Rudolph the red nose reindeer with all the blowing and runny nose hahaha.

Today was okay, just same crap different day 🙃

I'm the same way with toast. I don't like it too toasty. If it's too toasted, the little crumbs go everywhere and it's messy. I remember you said you eat Nutella. Do you eat it with toasted bread or no? And do you make it into a sandwich?

Ooh I know what you mean with the crispy edges of the egg. That's how I like it too! And the tuna sandwich, do you do anything special with the mix or just tuna and mayo and spices?

It's the crust part but like, the corner part of the sandwich when you're almost done lol 😆

What kind of bread do you like for sandwiches?

Ah wow gross. Hahahahaha I love squid, but to think of them live and squirming.. yuck. That's a lot to remember when fishing. How did you learn all this?

Also, you don't clean your own fish?

Man, all this talk about fish and sushi is making me hungry.

I have a lot of favorite lyrics too. It's hard to pick just one haha 😅

Have you ever seen a shooting star before?

- CuriousGeorge

helloo.. hahaha u keep coming up with the good nickname for me too.hahaha.

yeah it was a good day, n im used to with my alllergies. so it's kinda a usual thing for me. n no, my nose isnt red thankfully. lol. but i sneeze n keep blowing my nose today.

aw im sorry u had a crappy day. I hope u feel better now. u can talk about it with me if u want :)

wht u doin now?

yes i think the same with too toasty toast, messy plus it's too hard n i dont like it. i like it soft but just a bit of crunchy. i looooove nutella. yes i eat it with bread like sandwich but not toasted. i like it with soft bread. also there is one of the things from the Dutch that Indonesians adapt. we have this chocolate sprinkles but taste better than chocolate sprinkles here. it's more chocolaty n less sweet. so we spread butter to the bread and the chocolate sprinkles on it n make it a sandwich. it's so good. i think the sprinkles name Hageslag or something. I have a dutch friend n she confirmed that the dutch still eat that sandwich until now, so do indonesians. :D n i have some so i still eat it here too.

yesss the crispy egg and runny in the middle is so good. especially if u eat it with thai food. or just simply rice. when i was a kid, my mom always make my egg like that and then put a little butter on our warm rice n mix it. then put the egg n drizzle some dark sweet soy sauce. omg it's so good. sometimes she puts sesame oil too.

for tuna sandwich, i like to add sweet relish in the mix. then grill it like making a grilled cheese sandwich. for egg salad sandwich, i like to add sliced black olives in it. sooo good. u should try it.

for sandwich i like regular white bread or rye bread or sweet rolls or sourdough. i dont mind wheat bread. my favorite bread r pita bread, flat bread, naan bread, sourdough. what about u?

Haha yeah it's gross.usually my husband will be the one put the bait n cast it then give it to me 😅 because it's hard for me to do it. N in a boat with bunch of other people,u gotta be fast otherwise the fish will bite their bait. Haha.

My husband teaches me how to fish n i practice it by doing it.

Oh no, i dont clean fish.i always thought that cleaning fish is soooo gross since i was a kid. I watched how my mom clean n scrap off the scales n it got all over the sink n somtimes around it n i remember it's hard to take it off my skin if it stick to me, n it looks slimy n weird silver color plus the smell plus the fish look ugly, so no. Hahaha. I rarely cook fish in my place now. I dont mind cook shrimp but not fish. I dont even eat fish off the bones let alone have a whole fish with the head n tail n all that. I only eat tuna fillet or white fish clean fillet. I dont eat fresh water fish because i think it taste muddy.lol. but i eat sushi.lol.

I have a bad experience eating fish off the bones. One time i ate some n there was 1 bone thats like a toothpick size n i didnt know it. N whn i bite it, the bone stab into my teeth n the bone broke n stuck in it. I couldnt shut my mouth because it hurts. I forgot if i went to dentist or not, i was still a kid but i remember i was told that the only way is just let the bone broke by itself n let our saliva desolve it. N after few days it was gone. Since then i never eat fish off the bone anymore.

Haha i know right. It's really hard to pick favorite lyric.haha.

No i dont think i hv seen a shooting star. Have u?

Next questions?

Cheerio!

[sillysadduck2]

I love the David and Lesley theory too, though I sometimes struggle with trying to decide where Roy fits into all of it…what do you think?

OMG I SAID I WPULDNT ANSWER MORE ASKS FOR TODAY BC I HAVE WORK TO DO BUT I GO FERAL AT THIS THEORY. I believe the TV show is a sequel to the webseries.

Okay so Roy was a human as we can see in episode 5, and if I'm not mistaken I believe he's the one in the picture at the hair shop's window, right next to someone who has brown short hair (could it be Lesley? If its not, since it looks like a smaller person, could it be David/Yellow?)

Theres so many possibilities with Roy, he's such a mistery to me, I know it would be too obvious for him to be upstairs from Lesley but I also think it's possible. I've seen the creators say Lesley is not human and that's the reason she has stitches and "teddy stuffing" so she may be some sort of puppet too? Or something among those lines? I believe we may be missing someone else if Roy isn't upstairs, but who could it be? He used to be in charge of everything, it would be weird if he wasn't anymore.

I'm also struggling with understanding how the puppet world was created, but maybe Roy and Lesley created it together, somehow, I just don't know how since it looks like they were both human. Maybe they can choose their appearances that way and Roy took on a puppet-like appearance so he could blend in better with the others.

I would say he did himself dirty with that puppet but yknow seeing his human appearance maybe its not that inaccurate. And I mean full offense to him but man is ugly as hell😔 Lesley went for personality fr

ALSO, coming back to this picture of Roy in the human world:

Why was Duck at his house? I believe Red and Duck were people Lesley knew and they died too, so she wanted to keep them alive through the "show". Maybe he was involved with Roy before he died. What if Roy didn't like him and that's why Duck goes through so much? If Lesley and Roy are in charge together then chances are they have to take decisions together, Lesley repairs Duck everyday by giving him a new body and Roy enjoys killing him.

We also know Roy doesn't like Yellow, he calls him "silly, arrogant and rude" in the interview and says that's the reason he takes him on a trip to punish land. Or if he does love him then he's a pretty questionable dad, regardless of intention. Lesley does quite the opposite, saying he's her favorite, but then she yells at him. I believe they're both kinda... eh. At parenting.

Chances are they didn't plan on getting stuck at the puppet world too, but now there's no way out and they're just as trapped as the main trio.

SORRY THIS IS SO LONG IM SUPER PASSIONATE ABOUT IT EXCUSE ANY GRAMMAR MISTAKES

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{Massive Toh s3 Spoilers}

This is just gonna be a diary of my thoughts before and well watching the special, get ready for me to fucking lose it.

Kings tide, and so it begins😀

We’re only on kings tide and I’m already crying cause eda kissed hootys head. I totally forgot that happened and I’m gonna lose it

I FORGOT HOW STRESSFUL KINGS TIDE IS IM NOT OKAY

I’m sorry but hooty in a ball is so funny, like, I wanna know how long he actully is.

Imagine if Luz actually got petrified, like she literally almost died. What would have the hexside squad and every one done.

Her almost getting petrified must have been so painful, remember how painful it was when Eda was almost petrified.

Tera turning to rain and asking “Raine? Belos is giving us paradise right?” Will always be a heartbreakingly good line. I get chills every time.

AMITY HAVING TO LEAVE HER DAD HAS ME IN TEARS AGAIN I CANT DO THIS

RUN LUZ RUN

YES HEXSIDE SWUAD IS HERE

willow is so powerful I love her

King looked like a bowling ball because of the way he fell down the stairs.

I forgot that Gus saw everything from hollow mind, is he gonna bring it up to luz and Hunter at all?

Ew, I didn’t know that they have earwigs on the boiling isles. I can’t escape earwigs

THERE ARE SO MANY GOLDEN GUARD CORPUSES:(

I love how amity and Luz protect eachother they are literally goals

OMG RAINE I LOVE YOU PLEASE BE OKAY

YES THE COLLECTORS THEME IS SO GOOD

the collector low key fucked Belos up lmao. I forgot how terrifying they are.

I still love the collector and his little “okay!:) boop:)”

Omg the collector is so cool, I feel like he would be an iPad kid

“I’m so happy I had you as a big sister” IM FUCKING WRECKED YOU DONT EVEN UNDERSTAND

Gus’s little cry I can’t do this.

Okay now thanks to them

I’m so fucking terrified

Amity with the tea omgit’s adorable, I need camila needs to teach her how to cook

Hunter really went “they won’t hate you, they’ll hate us:)”

AMITY AND LUZ ARE SO CUTE W THE BANDAID

BELOS NEEDS TO GET HUS UGLY ASS OUTTA HERE

Gus is so cute ONG but he needs to stop breaking stuff

LMAO CAMILA WAS LIKE “WTF” when Hunter knelt in-front of her

LUZ AND HER DAD ON THE WALL I CANT DEAL WITH THAT:(

LUMITY STUDIOS PRESENTS LMAO SHES SUCH A NERD

Amity leaving out odalia as she should on the family picture.

Huntlow is adorable

Gus you silly goose

LUMITY IN THE RAIN MY FANFIC DREAMS ARE COMING TRUE

I’m just waiting for something absolutely traumatic to happen and then Disney is like “BUY A BARBIE DREAM CLOSET”

THEIR ALL LEARNING SPANISH ONG

HOTTY ON THE DOOR THEY MISS HIM:(

Omg it’s duolingo

HUNTER IS SO BAD AT SOANISH

OMG THEY ARE TRYING TO HELP WITH THE HOUSE WORK

Amity you loser, she just ate shit

A MAP?!?!

OMG HUNTER IS CRUSHING SO HARD

omg luz has a Fanny pack lmao

Poor luz omg:(

PICTURES OF EDA IN LUZS LOCKER:(

the kid with the gauged ears look so cool

CAMILA ASKING IF THEY NEED TO DRINK BLOOD

Hunter practicing his sewing skills

OMG HUNTER WITH THE WOLF SHIRT

Hunter is so happy:)

Oh no, now he’s so sad:(

amity, go check on ur girl

CAMILA LOVES THEM SO MUCH

“You don’t want luz to turn out like you did” no that’s so fucking mean

Luz is so adorable saying to give the parliaments a kiss

“Hedgehogs”🙄

HUNTER AND GUS OKG THAT IS SO ADORABLE

TEANSPORT WORM

NO HUNTER OMG I HOPE YOUR OKAY

WILLOW WHYD YOU POKE HIM

Amity at the library is so cute

Ew not the historical society freak I fucking hate him

OMG THE COOL PERSON IS NON-BINARY

OMG VEE BLUSHED AT THE COOL GOTH PERSON OMG

THE SCRAP BOOK IS SO CUTE:)

OMG I JUST NOTICED THE LESBIAN FLAG HEART

Vee is so cool and smart and I love her

Oh thank god Hunter is okay but he terrified, I would be too

OMG ITS EXATLY WHAT HE SAID DURING THE SELKIDAUMUS EPISODE

Not the basement wtf

WTF IS IN THERE

Oh thank god it’s just a possum

Omg hunters crying and I’m crying we’re twins

Why is Camilla so weird ab the comic?

Luz and amity are so cute with the costumes they just love eachother so much

ITS NOT UR FAULT LUZ

everybody is such nerds

GET UR FUGLY ASS OUT IF HERE BELOS

IS BELOS GONNA POSSES HUNTER NO OMG? IS flapjack gonna be okay

BELIS NEEDS TO LEAVE THIS POOR BOY ALONE

Hunter needs to go to sasha for therapy

THE REASON SHE READS AZURA IS BECAUSE OF HER DAD:(

OMG IT GOT IN THROUGH HUNTERS CUT

HUNTER NO ONG

IK that this is a very dramatic moment ad all but it’s funny to me that he put the wolf shirt on under the costume, he’s adorable I love him:)

FlapjackNO WTF

WAIT THAT WAS OWLBERT ON THE VILE

O MF THE ANIMATIONIT LOOKS LIKE A MILLION DOLLAR MOVIE

OMG FLAPJACK NO YOU CANT DO THIS

Fight him Hunter you can do this

OMG HUNTER PLEASE BE OKAY

flapjack:( this is so not okay I’m so not okay. I will never be okay again

CAMILA OMG I LOVE HER

Mama IN THE DEMON REALM

Hunter talking to flapjack:(

Good witch luzura:) that’s so cute

IMG vee I fucking love you

I’m not gonna be okay ever again

My cry count is like 7:)

[holdingforgeneralhugs]

Omg hi I love your writing. I was wondering if you could write headcanons involving Luz, Webster or Leibgott being with a plus sized female reader?? Like she has ups and downs about being bigger and curvier and has an ugly day, and what they would do to show her that they love her no matter her size?? Thank you!!

Hey there anon, thank you for the brilliant request and sorry it's taken so long to get to❣

George Luz

Luz thinks you're totally gorgeous. In fact he says you could wear a black bin bag and still look like a queen.

Which is why he's so surprised to see you sitting in the middle of a pile of your clothes looking so down.

"What's the matter? Did a twister blow in the window or something?" He jokes, but he knows somethings wrong when you don't laugh along.

"Aw hell what's wrong sweetheart?" He tries again, sitting down beside you and putting an arm around your shoulder.

You tell him that you feel ugly in everything you wear and you don't want to go out anymore.

He hugs you close and tells you that you don't have to go if you really don't want to, but if the only reason is that you think you look ugly then you're totally wrong cause you're the most beautiful girl in the world as far as he's concerned.

David Webster

Webb is constantly telling you how lovely you are.

Like he's the kinda guy that writes poetry in your honour

He told you once you were his north star, because you were the brightest twinkling light he'd ever seen in his life (yes, he's a total romantic sap)

So when he notices you're feeling down and trying to hide yourself away he makes it his personal mission to help you get your shine back.

He goes to the point of overboard with worshipping you and complimenting you, and by the time he's done you're laughing and smiling and its like he washed all your worries away.

Joe Liebgott

Joe thinks he's hit the jackpot with you. Like you're absolutely the most perfect human he's ever seen in his life.

He's also super protective, because you're his angel of course

So when you start acting self conscious about yourself his immediate thought is did someone say something mean and if so, where can he find them to knock some sense into them.

Of course when he finds out it's you having a bad day he gets all soft and mushy and showers you with kisses because "how can you not see you're the most gorgeous dame on this miserable planet?"

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[ryderdire]

So like here’s my reaction post I wrote all these notes as the ep was airing it kinda goes into insanity at the end I’m sorry

Spoilers obviously

Some Amphibia notes

It hasn’t started yet but I’m already rlly emotionally vulnerable so lilo and Stich is killing me

Oh god two mintues

I’m literally about to cry and the episode hasn’t even started

I’m probs going to half to break halfway through it to eat but I’m recording it so it will be fine

HECK THE PICUTRE AT THE END OF RHE CREDITS KF LILO AND Stich killed me

ITS TIME

OKAY OKAY OKAUY OKAU OMAU OMAU ITS STARTING

IM

LITERALLY ABKUT TO XRY THE LAST AMPHIBIA BUMPER

INTRO

CORE

IT JUST YEETS ITS SELF UP THERE

UM

EXUSE ME

OH CRUD

SHUT UP U UGLY MF

PET PROJECTs

Marcy AFRAID IF BEING destroyed

MARCY SOUNDS SO TRUAMATIZED

SASHA MY BELOVED

THE PROCHHEY BABY

THEY MIGHT NOT BE ABLE TO WHA-

I LOVE THEM

COOL AMMIE POWERS

THE

WHA-

SPELLS

ANNE

NO ANNE NO

WATCH IT BE ANDRAIS

MY CHILD

VALTIONA

AGEED SASH

CALAMIRY tRop

I’m fucking shaking

Oh oh oh oh oh it’s happening it’s happening it’s happing I

THEY LOOK SO COOL

HELL

YEAH

MARCY MY Beloved

THEY LOOK SO COOL

JT HAS A voice

Oh A. IR SHOY

OH

WHAt THE

FUCK

NO BIG DEAL REMIX IN THE BH

THIS IS SO COOL

MAR US NEXT

READY

MARCY ILY YOU

IM THIS IS THE GAYEST SHIT IVE EVER SEEN

ANDRAIS NO

I KNEW IT U ASS HOLE

U BITCH

MAR

NO

OH THEIR HELPING

HONESTLY GOOD FOR for him for finally breaking the cycle of abuse

Anne no

ANNE NO

FOLLOWed u

NO NO NO NO

FROG SHOW NO

ANNE YOU GETTER COME BACK ALIVE

SAME SASHA

MY HEART IS FYING WTF JS THIS

MARCY

MY GEART THE VAS Are KILLING IT

MY FUCKING SOUL

ANNE NO ANNE NO ANNE

MY

SOUL

IS LEAVING MY BODY

ANNE NO ANNE PLEASE IM FUCKING BEGGING YOU PLEASE STAY PLEASE

ANNE STAY PLEASE

ANNE

STAY

PLEASE STAY

ANNE

What the HELL

WHAT

THE

FUCK

WHAT

ANNE

IDK WHAT TF I WAS EXPECTING

I NEED A MINUTE

BIG CITY GREENS SHITPOST IS GIVING ME LIFE

Anne became a shadow high doll

OKAY BACK

HERE WE GOTHAT ASEcpt Ratio

OH YEAH THIS IS LIKE THR AFTER LIFE

THREE STONES DEITY

ITS a cat

THE FORSHADOWING W/ DOMIO

WE

WE ARE THE cat

The voice of the cat

Is rlly cute

This is really sweet

It’s sending her back

ITS SO COOL LOOKING

SO ANNE IS GOING TO BECOME GOD WHEN SHE dies

Uh guys

ANNE

IM LAUGHING

ITS OVER

It’s really over

They get to be okay

I mean

Sure Anne will die eventually yeah

But really it’s okay

We’re alright

I feel

Fullfilled oddly enough

Is that like werid

Like I expected to be sad but I’m okay I’m really okay

Theve been through hell together but it’s over they finally get to be happy

The credits might have some extra content but it’s okay I’m okay their okay this is the end but it’s not sad. Idk if the episodes over yet but it doesn’t matter

Okay it’s back time to cry

Helped us see

THEIR FUCJIBF GAY

GRIME

SAsha I can’t do this how dare they do this to me

I’m sobbin

don’t do this their themes

HAVE A GRANDAUGTHER LIKE U SOBBIN

INFANT DO THIS IM ON THR FLOOR AMPYBIA

NOT REALLy

I CANT DO THIS SPRANR ANGAIST THE WORLD

HER PHONE IM

ITS THEM ITS ALWAYS THEM THR MUSIC MY HEART IS

I stopped typing half way through to sob

Their rebuilding

Froog Polly

It wasn’t a leak omg adult Maddie

Oh yeah their married

Both yunan Olivia and toadie n the ex mayor

His usal spot

He’s older

He’s trying to find a way back to her I’m on my knees

Okay but what happens next for the girls

10 years

Time skip

Older Marcy

Shot haired Marcy BI FLAG BI FLAG

YEAH SO DOMESTIC FLUFF AU

THe CREDITS

MY soul

So yeah domestic fluff au later

Their back together

[jrueships]

i’m logging back oh man how i missed tumblr and how i loveee your blog! i’m laughing with the switch and bttm players. yes yes luka seems like a sub bttm! and kuz is a switch! i agree that mariah is probably pegging giannis 😈. giannis probably does things with them boys too. also jrue got the best white house outfit! draymond is obviously a dom like his ugly ass is so controlling and corny. and we all know steph is kinda sus! sorry ayesha we’re not that serious here 😭. but yeah trae seems so desperate sometimes it’s so funny. he’s like confused all the time, waiting for someone to make a move first 😭. your thoughts on keldon? he’s such a cute bundle of laughter, i can’t imagine him being a top… and guess what? i got a tip that jimmy have a big dingdong and got stamina for days. he’s kinda a talker and controlling too. so i don’t agree with him being the bttm one! well maybe dom bttm? like have you seen jimmy? girl he’s so whewww. and bam? bam is such a cute big fella idc! he’s probably a sub too 🤣. oh after seeing the latest post, i wonder if kyle is ruining the bam and jimmy duo? SORRY for this long ask and i’m going to HELL with this fr fr

THIS ENTIRE ASK IS ...

GENUINELY... DO NOT KNOW HOW TO RESPOND. WHERE TO sTART ??? the phrase '..and guess what? i got a tip that Jimmy have a big dingdong' is going to glue itself to my BRAIN i LITERALLY cannot stop LAUGHING at that sentence HELP ???? URE SO FUNNY??? THIS IS SUCH A GOOD ASK DONT WORRY OR APOLOGIZE QKDBEJB I SAW IT AND HAD TO REREAD IT LIKE 50 TIMES IT WAS SO GOOD WKBFKEB???? IM SO GLAD U LIKE THE BLOG AND IM EVEN GL A D - E R THAT U LOGGED BACK IN OMG UR MIND ???? UR WOrdS ??? HELP ???? I HAVE NEVER WANTED TO KNOW WHO AN ANON WAS MORE THAN NOW pLEASE. I NEED TO KNOW WHICH ARTISAN CREATED THIS JUST FOR ME ???????? SRS THIS IS SO GOOD I AKFBKSBF IT RLLY MADE MY DAY BRUH BUT ANYWAYS LETS GET TO IT 😭😭

LITERALLY ... UR MIND.. the way u See the subpremacy !!! AND the giannis peggage EXACTLY he and she are TOO BEAUTIFUL n o t to have tried it !!!! giannis' jokes about it paid off when he finally learns what it ACTUALLY is☝! ALSO ... ' giannis probably does things with them boys too ' HELP WLNDWK honestly the bucks really Are just a large poly frat of dads! Love that for them !! bucks polycule REMAINS doin things 😳😳 And YEAH SO TRUE !!!! Jrues SLAPPED !!! I think his wife dressed him or smthin but he slapped with the STYLE !!! I wonder if he won the 'best dressed to the white house' award LMAO fake or NOT he should GET IT !!!! even though he'd probably run away when they try giving it to him & all start complimenting him without him being able to compliment back LMAO

DRAYMONDS UGLY ASS 😭😭 he really was born with a receding hairline, giant forehead, AND a mouth breather huh 😭 (it's okay im a mouth breather too I understand the pain of always looking like you're hexxed or in a void) he has it ROUGH and it should only be FAIRR that he can be a little ROUGH too !!!! Im sure swaggy p wouldn't Mind at All . . Steph sus steph sl*t it BEEN known # girlboss 💙💙

The trae thoughts are SO cute awww.. little incel fratboy trae !! He's good with whatever his partner is willing to give! Just wants to make em feel good n whatnot ! he's very Gremlin evil and surpasses twinkhood via evil gremlin mastermind tendencies BUT that DOESNT mean he can't be soft sometimes !!!! Exactly!

About keldon... here's one of my Twitter mutual's Thoughts on him from a While back . .

WHO TOLD U THAT ABOUT JIMMY HELP??? and WHY were you wonderin about it in the First place hmm 🤨 ??? Suspicious.. but YEAH this is SO funny QJBDJW I fr want ur prose not even being sarcastic this was the greatest thing to read ever KABDJW but YEAH (x2) !! I can see jimmy as a Dom bttm! Very bossy, likes telling his top what he can do.. not sure if he's reached Russ's levels of Dom bttming but he's Around There !!!! But yeah Switch jimmy is ... a Thought. He is Insane he is Unbridled !!! Kyle rlly went from service top deebo to JIMMY. pray 4 that little man and his as(s)pirations bro

YEAH!! IKR ! bam is SO cute he deserves a little **** just a LITTLE ! him being a sub is also a BIG brain idea !!! I am looking Exactly at it op!! He's also very kinda Smartassy, HAS to get the last word HAS to snap back (as seen by his brief ball scuffle with kd at the Olympics .. where he literally STOLE keldons ball 😭😭). i think he can be ur sorta mean teasing tp or your brat bttm yaknow it all Depends ! Kyle WISHES he had the range !!!

ABOUT THE LAST ONE, that's an INTERESTING query!!!!! A little problem in paradise perhaps??? LMFAO idk! I personally, going off bam's smartass dumbassery, like to see his relationship with kyle just being like. Competition 24/7 but the VIBES! they don't Necessarily compete like? Physically, but with Wit. Because bam and jimmy banter 24/7 and are both petty bitches AND NOW.. bam has to deal with TWO petty bitches.. and kyle is Extra powerful because he's a little man with nothing to lose and bam can only lose So much until he goes home and starts beating up his backpack pretending it's kyle LMAO. I think they just Really like getting on each other's nerves! They being said tho ... i wonder if they.. Do compete physically tho? hm.. some food 4 thot

Also ...... deebo/kyle/jimmy/bam 4some WHEN 🤨??? And HOW ... hmmm. Much food 4 thot

[sweater-daddiesdumbdork]

The Pack series... OMG I LOVE IT 😍 Can you write when Alpha!Steve and reader find out she's pregnant? Pretty please 🙏🤰❤️

How about one where she is already pregnant? Cause that kinda reveals will be in a story. :) 

You lifted your shirt while sitting on the edge of the bed with a soft sight. You knew you should be grateful that your pregnancy went through. It was hard for shifters to conceive in the first place. You were excited to get to be a mom, more than anything, and Steve’s excitement. Well, that alone made you chuckle to yourself. Steve was so busy prepping, Bucky and Sam right alongside him as the babies uncles. You could hear them now in the other bedroom debating on how to put the stencils on the walls. 

What you were having a hard time with though was seeing your body change so much. It wasn’t the belly, you expected that. But now your breasts were feeling heavier and making your shoulders ache, as well as your back. You gained weight in your hips, making your pants go from jeans to leggings, and then the stripes stretching across your belly. You knew that they weren't anything to be ashamed of, that it would be natural the way your body was changing having to carry a child. But you still couldn't shake it from you. That you wouldn't have been “as perfect” as before, even with all the scars across your back. Grabbing your cocoa butter, you spread it in your hands, smoothing around the round bump. Your fingertips traced the dips in your skin, and you couldn't help the way the tip of your nose screwed up and your eyes welled up with tears. 

<Oh Y/N, you know that no one will look at you differently.> The wolf brushed along your mind, softness in your moment. 

But will he? It's so stupid I know, but I don't want him to cringe afterward. They are ugly to me, what will Steve think? 

<Steve won't think they are ugly at all, just like he didn't think that about the scars. You’ve seen him. Right now he can’t barely keep his hands to himself and is trying to do everything to make you happy because of how happy you've made him.> The Little Wolf said softly, a voice of reason through your crazed heightened emotions. 

“Little One, what do you think?”Steve said suddenly, coming into the bedroom and you gave a sniffle, quick to run your arm across your nose quickly. That's when the Alpha stuttered to a stop having heard the sniffle, as well as seeing you tuck your shirt back down in a rush, looking over your shoulder. 

“Wh-what Steve? Sorry, I didn't hear you.” 

Steve set aside the stencils and came around the bed, where you were sitting while wiping your hands against your leggings and plastered a smile on for him. But he could see your eyes were wet along the lashes and shining brighter than normal. He immediately moved to kneel in front of you, his hands sliding up and down the tops of your legs and over your hips. “Y/N, what's wrong Little One? why were you crying?” The Wolf in his mind stirred and sought out the connection, easily passing along to his mate where he curled around the Little Wolf. 

“Just hormones Alpha. Nothing to worry about.” You tried brushing it off, but Steve wouldn't let that happen. When you went to reach behind you for the stencils to look at them, Steve caught your wrists in his hands, easily circling his fingers around them gently, and his thumb feathered along the inside of your wrists, feeling the racing pulse just under your skin. 

“Talk to me Y/N, let me help you.” His head dipped, kissing your knee. You could feel the Little Wolf loosening to her Alpha, and you reached up to brush fingers through Steve’s hair, brushing it back a bit once he loosened his hold on you. 

“It’s getting long Steve, you going to let me cut it?” You said softly, stalling for a moment. Steve gave you a look, letting his eyes roll up and shrug a bit. 

“Thought I would let it grow a bit, but this isn’t about my hair Y/N.” His fingers flexed, anxious to fix whatever was making you feel sad. Finally, you let your fingers delve into the auburn beard, noticing that too was starting to go scruffier than his usual trim. Even though Steve didn't look the exact same as when you first met, he was still the most beautiful man you've met and nothing could change your mind about your mate. 

“I was looking at my belly and noticed more stretch marks.” You finally relented to him, and he frowned a bit before pulling back a bit. 

“These stretch marks?” He asked as he slipped his warm hands under your tee, his hands warm as they pressed lightly against the curve on either side. You gave the tiniest of nods and Steve pulled your shirt up enough to uncover your full-sized round belly. “these marks that I love so damn much and would show you all damn day if you would let me?” He asked again and you rolled your eyes at him. 

“Don't you have to say that as my Alpha and Mate?” You gave a little chuckle and Steve snorted, dipping his head to trail his nose along with one particularly long one that curled around your belly button. 

“I only say what I mean Little One.” He growled while kissing your belly and then pushing up while pressing you back against the bed, making you grasp at his hair in surprise while he nipped at the roundest part and leaned on his elbows on either side of your head, nose to nose with you now. “Let me tell you something, you drove me crazy from the first day I met you, and it's even worst now, and will be even more so later down the road. I wouldn't have you any other way, and if I could just keep you all-round and soft with my babies all the time, you can be sure I would.” Steve nipped now at your lips, drawing you into a kiss with a groan. 

You panted slightly feeling him close you in against him, your hold on his hair loosening to drape over his shoulders, shaking your head. “You really would, wouldn't you Alpha?” you giggled a bit, breaking out in a slight grin. Steve wiggled his eyebrows at you. 

“Little One, there simply won't be a day I don't find you sexy as hell and beautiful.”

“Even when Im old and grey? False teeth and granny glasses?” You teased and Steve gave a groan, biting on your neck and huffing against it gently. 

“The woman of my dreams. I will be chasing after you with my cane trying to catch you, our great grandchildren will probably be thoroughly disgusted with our antics. It won’t matter, we have elder status then. We can do what we want.” Steve chuckled softly as he looked down at you. “Little One, I love you, all of you. Nothing can change the way I see you.” 

Your arms tightened around his neck, pulling yourself in closer to him, as much as the bump would allow, and Steve eased an arm around your back and pulled you up into his hold, till he eased on the bed, and you were on his lap, buried face in his neck. His hands smoothed up and down your back. 

From the next room, Bucky hollered out. “Like have we picked a stencil yet? Cause this paint is gonna dry Steve.” You twisted in Steves hold and reached once more for the stencils and sorted through them before picking one. 

“You better get in there before Bucky gets too impatient.” You whisper softly while handing Steve the stencil. The Alpha rolled his eyes and pressed a kiss to your temple. 

“He can wait. Let me finish this up with them and how about we go down to the beach tonight?” He nudged you lightly. “I know the water helps you feel better.” You gave a nod and nudged him back. 

“I would like that Alpha.” 

A/N- Sorry it wasn’t the exact request, but I haven’t yet figured out how I wanna approach that moment. Much love always.     

[frogtanii]

It’s wind anon. I know I should react to the Kenma part, but I just went through the update, saw Meiko’s portion and I have feelings that I need to get out because I’m so far gone right now—

I swear, I can break down every single text what the flip is this BS. Meiko, dear, do you,,,have a concussion. Are you thinking. What,,, this is like the time you were underdressed at the restaurant and you ended up getting drunk as heck.

Okay, let’s do the breakdown.

Coming in hot, we see Meiko with “tooru!!!!!!” (Yes, I did count the number of exclamation marks) firstly, the usage of his first name after ‘exiled’ where she raged at him and used Oikawa instead... mood swing much because I cannot believe the audacity of this... and really. First name basis. Trying to be close and to get rid of animosity, but not offering up anything like “hey, I’d appreciate talking to you for a sec if you’re free?” Or an apology for blowing up at him because he did indeed have your back, it’s just that you were the one problem. But yes, the exclamation marks too. A bit childish, obvious excitement...mmmm, I’ll move on to the next section.

Oikawa’s “oh. hey meiko” shows that he really ain’t up for this. First is the obvious low energy. I don’t want to go into depth about that but the “oh” shows that he paused. He saw her message. He answered. And he didn’t expect her to talk to him. Especially with that sort of energy. Mixed feelings towards her. And his “hey meiko”. I would say he is one of the more energetic of the House. He probably would’ve done something like “meiko!!! <3” in response before or something like that. He’s a bit flashy in that regard. But no punctuation. Just a downtrodden “hey” in response.

“don’t sound so enthused” she says. I mean, at the very least it seems she understands and can grasp tone from messages? But I am like “it would be more surprising for him to be enthused? I’m in awe of how you were able to become so enthused after you got yourself crushed into pieces by YN...” Besides that, even if Meiko wasn’t physically hurt, a confrontation of this sort would not lead to anyone having a happy mood? Me glancing between Meiko and all the therapists that were mentioned before because I really hope that we can figure something out because she gives off so many different vibes I am like... “what even goes on inside her brain...”

“can you blame me? you yelled at me the last time i talked to you” and this is the truth. He shouldn’t be enthused. You yelled at him, you disregarded his concern and you showed that you didn’t care for him as a person. Even if there was a circumstance where she didn’t yell at Oikawa, he would reach out first and be concerned about her health. Meiko has no grounds to try and blame him for anything right now. Frankly, I don’t think Oikawa should have even bothered answering her because I don’t think he is in the best place emotionally to deal with her.

“im so sorry sweetheart!!!! i didn’t mean it :(” lemme just day, wind anon cannot believe the BS that this message is. First, she says she is sorry. But really? Really. I can’t even look at her. Look, I don’t know what it is but “I’m so sorry.” Has the weakest apology energy. “I’m sorry.” Fine, decent, the classic and simplest. “I’m really sorry.” Also good! Shows regret. “I’m so sorry.” Sounds like you when you just learn that a person’s family member has passed away. There is something about “I’m so sorry” that doesn’t sound sincere to me and it’s infuriating. Next, the “sweetheart” I might’ve gagged a bit internally. Does she,,, talk like that? Normally? Is that a thing? She’s younger than him...and I don’t know but sweetheart sounds so condescending I literally can’t even— and finally, the “I didn’t mean it” yeah, well, you don’t mean anything because everything you say is BS that’s what you mean. Stop excusing your behavior. There is no merit behind it.

“you know i was just beat up and i couldn’t control what i was saying”. Okay, let’s break this down too. First, trying to incur sympathy by the “I was just beat up.” I cannot believe this gal. And the “you know” for a reference to a person’s knowledge of the matter, it lets them be more susceptible to beliefs. But the “I couldn’t control what I was saying” is complete utter hogwash. I mean, Meiko can’t control any bit of her because she is just impulse. But she excused her inability to control herself by saying it was because she was just beat up.

I don’t know what to say for the next portion. Alone, it’s cute, but put into perspective it’s just manipulation and she doesn’t love him. I’ll just move on.

“what do you need that you can’t ask iwa-chan?” Okay, so he didn’t reciprocate with an “I love you too” so that just shows what type of mood and how effective her words were. It also shows that she always messaged Oikawa when she needed something, because he caught on super quick to that. The “Iwa-chan” is interesting though. I wanna know if Oikawa talks to Iwaizumi after this conversation with Meiko because she is clearly going behind his back right now.

“oh well hajime is being very rude rn. he won’t let me leave my room!!!!” Okay, he had best interests at heart and Meiko...I know every single one of your rooms has a bathroom too. They’re bringing you food. They are letting people go into your room. Meiko, you wouldn’t have lasted quarantine if you’re this petulant now. It’s literally going to be like, 3 days max if you work to get an actual solution. I don’t want to break this down, I feel this is self explanatory. She feels entitled still.

“i know, it’s for your own good” he replies, and that is true but I am also of the belief that it is (hopefully) better for the rest of the house to not be in contact with her so I guess that’s that. Anyway, this shows Oikawa placating her, next

Meiko...being...not pretty. “ugh!!! but i wanna go out!!!!!!” Yeah, she would not have been able to be safe throughout the pandemic. Please,,, you’ll have fresh air if you open up a window,,, I know for certain you don’t exercise,,, please Meiko, shut up already you are making yourself look like more of a pile of garbage than you depict yourself as please I cannot handle the idea that the guys fell for this act—

“you have a black eye babe” okay, the black eye is actually Tooru trying to refer to knowledge that she has. As in, she should be trying to rest and get better right now. (Just curious, who treated her? For the injuries? She raged at Iwaizumi and Oikawa so maybe Daichi?) the babe gives off the placating vibe to me, still low energy, not very affectionate, but it’s there so I’m like “hm”.

“so??? omg are you calling me ugly tooru???????” Well...he didn’t call you ugly. But I might? Because you have the ugliest personality of everyone here. But also, shifting blame onto him. Gosh, I give Oikawa some water. He’ll get a migraine from this.

“of course not. i would never”. Low energy, not elaborating, I think he sees that she is trying to manipulate him, or at the very least he isn’t going to play that particular game. But actually, he runs a fashion channel on YouTube. We know Bokuto runs a fitness one and his header message was something along the lines of everyone’s bodies are beautiful, so chances are Oikawa has the same sort of idea for his channel too. He may criticize fashion, but he would never criticize the people wearing it or the people who made it in a mean way. He would be respectful, and he lets people do what they wish because it’s their choice. I mean, there has to be a reason why Meiko’s fashion is how it is—he doesn’t intrude on matters that aren’t his to intrude upon.

Okay, Meiko. I’m gonna stop trying to format the messages exactly how they are, autocorrect is making my time with them a bit too much, but she says she wants him to take her with him. Okay, starting off, you are really under the belief that he will take you on to a trip he has planned when he didn’t invite you in the first place? Pushy... but yes, her petulance again... me flicking water at her, “you got super drunk because you were underdressed at a fancy restaurant and now you have a face that looks like roadkill, how much do you want to embarrass yourself before you get turned into a pariah?”

Oikawa not knowing how she knows that is clear concern. Someone knowing your schedule when it’s none of their business and not public knowledge is major red flag. The “uh” shows that he is clearly taken aback. The ellipses shows that he doesn’t know what to think.

Okay, Meiko—she is actually able to notice something??? Good golly gee, I am baffled by how she did that when everything else she does is on fire. But the consistency probably gave it in. She may have been looking for him at one point, noticed he was out, and saw the pattern then. But actually, wouldn’t she be good at noticing the patterns of the guys so that she always knows which one to go to and use? Thoughts.... but I’m curious about the fact she said the “same group of absolute losers”. I highly doubt they always go and meet up directly in eye view of the house? Chances are they meet up at a bar or something? This potentially could be a thing where Meiko was stalking them? It would be interesting if she saw them while she was out as well—and if yahaba and kyoutani noticed her around before too. Also, her saying “you ain’t slick” like,,, Meiko, have you looked into a mirror. Can you see.

Oikawa defending his friends, we stan. Let’s move on though: “they’re so much younger than you?? and yahaba is def not cute lmao” me, doing like the... monkey meme where they look away because I am just like??? Meiko, you’re younger than Oikawa. I bet Yahaba and Kyoutani are your age. And anyone younger than you is a loser huh? That’s why you look at Bokuto and YN like they are dirt beneath your feet. (And Yes, I do remember that you put Bokuto and YN as the babies of the house, this reoccurrence is very well done). And she went and insulted Yahaba directly like...you’re talking to his friend? What are you doing? Excuse me? I beg your pardon?

And the ellipses strike again— and Oikawa is fishing for information because we have seen him—he listens to logic. And Meiko... her emojis... wind anon be flicking more water at her, she is too much. Also. Kyoutani. She is calling Kyoutani cute. This was the message that made wind anon start this long analysis. Kyoutani, cute? Listen. Kyoutani would take one look at this parasite hanging off his arm with her swollen black eye that was slathered with makeup and her lacking clothing sense, before looking at Oikawa who would be so haggard by then, and then Kyoutani would force her off his arm before grabbing Oikawa and running off with Yahaba following them. There is no way at all Kyoutani would involve himself with Meiko. I refuse to believe he would go for her.

Okay, the two messages after about wingmanning—I don’t want to do a large scale analysis of it. Oikawa really is shown to have good sense for Meiko’s intentions. His intuition is good. And we know that he cares and respects his friends and he focuses on their capabilities. He knows them. Meiko is just...childish in the worst of ways.

“You don’t see the issue with this”. Oikawa really digging in his feet. First, he wished to be in a relationship with Meiko. And here she is, asking for him to wingman to get her together with one of his friends, who may not even like her—and I bet that if it doesn’t go well, she would blame Oikawa for it like really—but I give Oikawa more water for the migraines Meiko induces.

“What?? It’s not like we’re actually together lol”. The laugh out loud at the end really shows how much of a joke she sees this as. She sees him as a joke. And she just crushed all his efforts and actions to try and get into a relationship. And actually...will Meiko ever get into a relationship with another? She has no loyalty. She definitely wouldn’t have ever got into a dedicated relationship with one of the guys. And she would be the type to get upset if they slept around, wouldn’t she? A hypocrite.

“Ugh don’t be like that!!! I’m sure you sleep around too!!” Okay, she is trying to defend herself while also potentially blaming him if he does. It’s just manipulation...I’m gonna move on...

Oikawa’s just done and his “I don’t” holds a lot of emotion. But Meiko’s response back I don’t believe at all. “Oh well that’s your fault, I don’t really give a sh*t if you sleep around hehe!!!” First, blaming him for his choice of only choosing you??? And I highly doubt the second part because she is shown to throw blame and ditch people for negligible reasons—I have no trust towards her words. I do not believe her. I believe she would care. I believe she would blow up at the guy before leaving him.

“Of course you don’t” And there is the utter doneness. He has given up on Meiko in this message. He doesn’t care anymore. He was already not in the mood for her when she first messaged him, he doesn’t want to see her at all anymore. He’s given up.

“So you get it!! Perfect!!!!” Please, wind anon has written so much already, her eyes are sweating everytime she has to look at Meiko being like this hhhhh. “I’ll be ready at like 9pm? Come by my room!! Actually no I’ll come by yours” and her usage of emoji. Get her away from me and everyone in PF. She’s toxic. Send her off with hazardous waste. Also, she deliberately changed from her room to coming by his. She is cutting off him so he has to go with her, he can’t just sneak out and not wait at her room (though she did offer a time so he could just go out now and ditch her presence completely). But it would be amusing if he did something like lock his door, (either after he’d go out or if he wold leave through window) and she would just be there waiting all decked out in her clothes and makeup pounding on his door. He wouldn’t answer and the others would see her out of her room (a misdemeanor). And then she would have to make an excuse. But it would be hard...because Oikawa has text evidence of Meiko going against Iwaizumi to just play like this.

“And if I say no?” Says Oikawa, who is testing the waters—very smart. We approve. “You won’t.” She replies, because she is terrible and we hate her controlling, manipulative, abusive self and we would all fight her. And she ends it off with a “great!! see you then!” Because she has to have her way and the last say.

Okay, wind anon is done

Completely. Utterly done with the analysis and reaction for that. Might not get to Kenma and YN analysis because I went off in this one but just know I appreciate it and I’ll try to get to it—just,,,not today.

I hope Oikawa sends these screenshots to like, Iwaizumi at the very least but it would be even better if he just drops it in a group chat with Daichi and Osamu instead and asks them to keep an eye on her for “her own safety” and ask her to stay in her room. She’s too daring and if she blows up on him after, he will receive more evidence of her being terrible. And of course, he’s smart. He’ll definitely block her number when he doesn’t want to bother with her anymore. Okay, wind anon is ending here. The ask is too long. I think it’s the longest ask I’ve ever sent. I wish you well fr0ggy. I hope your sleep is pleasant and you wake up very rested and refreshed!

WOO LONG POST!!!! i cannot nearly respond to all this!!!! but!!!! i am in Awe??? text by text???? i love this????? ur so amazing i <3 u