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brasiliangp · 6 months ago

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Yes it's the daily mail, but they have good sports journalists. The Horner email circulated through the whole paddock, so the alleged Mercedes employee could have gotten hold of the email and copied all the recipients from there. Plus the Horner leaks turned out to be true. And other journalists have mentioned the email the day it was sent (June 10) but for some reason there hasn't been a media storm about it - which is suspicious, but Mercedes have probably threatened legal action.

and you don’t think Christian would have threatened legal action? You don’t think any of these journalists, some of whom work for the largest sports media conglomerates in the planet, would risk legal action in order to break what would be one of the biggest stories in recent F1 history?

There hasn’t been a media storm because most of these journalists can smell bullshit and were able to tell that this email was written by a lame fan with way too much time on their hands (but not enough apparently to check their spelling). The only ones who couldn’t happen to work for the one tabloid that I could email right now and say that I’m Kate Middleton’s long lost sister and they’d be interviewing me by tomorrow. Be serious.

#also some journalists have reached the conclusion that their emails are more public than they thought #and they are #that’s why the people who got the horner also got this one #sometimes the most simple conclusion is the right one 🫶🏼#j’s asks

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rusted-dolly · 1 month ago

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daddy what are yu doin !! m just trying to color >//<

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kaison07 · 9 months ago

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Fell and falling

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chloesimaginationthings · 5 months ago

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Is Michael Afton gay or European in FNAF?…

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gays4neptune · 9 months ago

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anthony j. crowley really is the character ever. he's the snake of eden. he's millions of years old. he can stop time. he likes to feed ducks. his vintage car is cursed to forever play queen. he invented the selfie. he drinks six shots of espresso straight. he lied about starting the spanish inquisition and they believed him. he lost the fucking antichrist. she's genderfluid.

#a true renaissance being #if you ask me #crowley #some guy named anthony #good omens #good omens 2 #my beautiful girlfriend #echo yells #anthony j crowley #good omens text post

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daily-dragon-drawing · 9 months ago

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Mr J dragon!! (With an annoying lil brother kofu dragon) 🤭

#74 & #75 - 流浪貓 (liúlàng māo / stray cat) & 威脅者 (wēixié zhě / menace) - My two favorite internet cats!!! A master and his apprentice 💖🐈💕🐈‍⬛💞

@straycatj I turned you into a dragon…I hope it’s ok……

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pawjobss · 1 month ago

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Wanna try and fit your hands around you waist? <3

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sable-skies · 1 month ago

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goodness gracious this took far too long. anyways, the rest of them :]

#.png #legend of zelda #linkeduniverse #linked universe #lu adjacent at least #lu #lu hyrule #lu twilight #lu wild #lu time #dont look at me for that twilight design its so self indulgent #loz #link #preparing myself for the asks i get about twilight I KNOW theyre coming /lh /j

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redstonedust · 2 years ago

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it is so abundantly clear you read homestuck humor wise

#asks #/j i still like hs this is not a negative to me. but i had to.

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caruliaa · 2 years ago

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staff still hasn't given me polls, what should i do?

🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪 their moms 69%

🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪 their dads 31%

grace image os i get to look at her

#edit: edited the og post to what i want but to set the record straight i edited to the post to be mathematically correct right after the #first person pointed it out which was like ten mins after i posted the og post. now fuck offf !!!!! the rest of the tags r from the og post #for some reason i feel very immature making your mom jokes about tumblr staff. which i shldnt !!#bc they suck nd they still havent given me polls. but i ig i feel imature bc it a your mom joke 😭 but still i tihnk its kinda funny #EDIT: edited the post to what i want bc yall were getting annoying . but to set the record straight i edited to post to be mathematically #also its *mum* not mom okay i am NOT !! an american . but if i say mum everyone will j be like 'omg british' like i dont know i am #anyway. i want polls please. give me the rigght to force my mutuals chose between the most inane things #also i tihnk it wld b cool for the cs weekly blog. like w each episode #i cld do a poll of like. out of five stars what do u think of this ep #and it wld b a cool thing of which eps r ppls faves #also i cld have like. whose ur fave in team red whos ur fave in acme etc #id prob just have to go with vile faculty bc theres more than 10 ppl in vile. and ppl wld kill me if i didnt include nel the ell or whoever #it wld b fun !!!#oh btw csweekly thats i thing i want to start. prob on uhhh the 11th of feb ill post abt it more but its basically #a tag/blog for watching cs one ep a time watching one ep every saturday #ya !! :3 #flappy rambles #inaccessible #ask to tag #(<- idk. just in case)

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brasiliangp · 11 months ago

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Merc presenting their car on valentine's day while their drivers are literally going through a divorce 😭

no but fr 😭 george welcoming him to brackley with the ‘welcome home cheater’ banner

#right before george’s bday too rip #j’s asks

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wttcsms · 3 months ago

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frat boy atsumu who begged you to tutor him or else he gets kicked from the team. you say hell no bc he’s genuinely so annoying to you & he only continues to prove you right. your best friend wanted to participate in a frat car wash and you agree; you don’t know that it’s atsumu’s frat. not until you see him shirtless, abs on display, biceps flexing as he throws a bucket of water on your friend’s car. skin glistening with sweat and soapy water; when he’s not talking, he’s not all annoying…

until he recognizes you, and while leaning against the passenger side of the car so he can scrub the top of your friend’s hood, you’re perfect eye level with the bulge in his five inch inseam shorts. he won’t let your friend’s car pass through until you roll down your window and agree to tutor him.

#there damn #finally some atsumu content 4 yall #stop asking now /j #atsumu x reader

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cultofdarkwood · 4 months ago

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thinking about how narinder only remembers the versions of his siblings that he didn't maul. there's a pretty popular (with evidence, one could argue) theory/headcanon that the bishops had their crowns mask over/aid them with their disabilities. but in the lamb's cult, they wouldn't have their crowns anymore, and they'd have to learn how to deal with their disabilities the way mortals do.

im specifically thinking of narinder seeing leshy bumping into things, heket struggling to speak, kallamar needing to learn sign language, and shamura unable to remember most things at any given time, and realizing. "I did that. That's my fault. That's what I did that to them all that time ago."

and then, on the other end, each one of the siblings seeing/realizing that the way narinder's arms and hands shake, why he has "bad pain days", the reason why he can't really do any fine tuned detailed work with his hands the way the lamb's followers can, is because they did that to him. "We did that to him. He's in pain because of us."

all of them realizing, "I hurt you and you hurt me and nothing will ever be the same. But despite everything, I still love you."

and all of them are too scared to ask, "do you still love me?"

#auoughhhh... MAN. THESE GUYS. they make me mentally ill ughhhhhh #cult of the lamb #cotl narinder #cotl bishops #listening to shamura's theme on repeat i am not fine why do u ask /j #mae rambles

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chloesimaginationthings · 6 months ago

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