#j’s asks

[brasiliangp]

Yes it's the daily mail, but they have good sports journalists. The Horner email circulated through the whole paddock, so the alleged Mercedes employee could have gotten hold of the email and copied all the recipients from there. Plus the Horner leaks turned out to be true. And other journalists have mentioned the email the day it was sent (June 10) but for some reason there hasn't been a media storm about it - which is suspicious, but Mercedes have probably threatened legal action.

and you don’t think Christian would have threatened legal action? You don’t think any of these journalists, some of whom work for the largest sports media conglomerates in the planet, would risk legal action in order to break what would be one of the biggest stories in recent F1 history?

There hasn’t been a media storm because most of these journalists can smell bullshit and were able to tell that this email was written by a lame fan with way too much time on their hands (but not enough apparently to check their spelling). The only ones who couldn’t happen to work for the one tabloid that I could email right now and say that I’m Kate Middleton’s long lost sister and they’d be interviewing me by tomorrow. Be serious.

[pawjobss]

Wanna try and fit your hands around you waist? <3

[kaison07]

Fell and falling

[chloesimaginationthings]

Is Michael Afton gay or European in FNAF?…

[gays4neptune]

anthony j. crowley really is the character ever. he's the snake of eden. he's millions of years old. he can stop time. he likes to feed ducks. his vintage car is cursed to forever play queen. he invented the selfie. he drinks six shots of espresso straight. he lied about starting the spanish inquisition and they believed him. he lost the fucking antichrist. she's genderfluid.

[daily-dragon-drawing]

Mr J dragon!! (With an annoying lil brother kofu dragon) 🤭

#74 & #75 - 流浪貓 (liúlàng māo / stray cat) & 威脅者 (wēixié zhě / menace) - My two favorite internet cats!!! A master and his apprentice 💖🐈💕🐈‍⬛💞

@straycatj I turned you into a dragon…I hope it’s ok……

[sable-skies]

goodness gracious this took far too long. anyways, the rest of them :]

[redstonedust]

it is so abundantly clear you read homestuck humor wise

[wttcsms]

frat boy atsumu who begged you to tutor him or else he gets kicked from the team. you say hell no bc he’s genuinely so annoying to you & he only continues to prove you right. your best friend wanted to participate in a frat car wash and you agree; you don’t know that it’s atsumu’s frat. not until you see him shirtless, abs on display, biceps flexing as he throws a bucket of water on your friend’s car. skin glistening with sweat and soapy water; when he’s not talking, he’s not all annoying…

until he recognizes you, and while leaning against the passenger side of the car so he can scrub the top of your friend’s hood, you’re perfect eye level with the bulge in his five inch inseam shorts. he won’t let your friend’s car pass through until you roll down your window and agree to tutor him.

[cultofdarkwood]

thinking about how narinder only remembers the versions of his siblings that he didn't maul. there's a pretty popular (with evidence, one could argue) theory/headcanon that the bishops had their crowns mask over/aid them with their disabilities. but in the lamb's cult, they wouldn't have their crowns anymore, and they'd have to learn how to deal with their disabilities the way mortals do.

im specifically thinking of narinder seeing leshy bumping into things, heket struggling to speak, kallamar needing to learn sign language, and shamura unable to remember most things at any given time, and realizing. "I did that. That's my fault. That's what I did that to them all that time ago."

and then, on the other end, each one of the siblings seeing/realizing that the way narinder's arms and hands shake, why he has "bad pain days", the reason why he can't really do any fine tuned detailed work with his hands the way the lamb's followers can, is because they did that to him. "We did that to him. He's in pain because of us."

all of them realizing, "I hurt you and you hurt me and nothing will ever be the same. But despite everything, I still love you."

and all of them are too scared to ask, "do you still love me?"

[brasiliangp]

Merc presenting their car on valentine's day while their drivers are literally going through a divorce 😭

no but fr 😭 george welcoming him to brackley with the ‘welcome home cheater’ banner

[noodles-and-tea]

Of the Arcane D&D group, does any of them enjoy making and painting figurines of their characters or the environment? Like I could see Ekko and Jinx having fun with the painting, but would Jayce ever make fancy sets for Viktor’s campaign?

Ekko and Jinx definitely make the most art out of the group, I think Ekko would make and paint figures and Jinx would doodle character art and comics of stuff that happens in sessions.

I think that maybe Jayce helps a bit with making figures - he usually puts together the big boss ones for Viktor since he gets special spoiler knowledge.

Viktor puts a lot of effort into curing playlists, ambients and backgrounds for immersion purposes. I think he also might draw his own characters for the party to reference.

[dailyhatsune]

teto dunking the miku orb

蝨ｰ迯?°繧画栢縺代∞!!!!!

(if you can read this you get teto’s bread)

[chloesimaginationthings]

Vanessa TOTALLY got those Tapes for the FNAF lore..

[tomahachi12]

Does J understand windows?

Absolutely not

[cyber-corp]

Thoughts on becoming a niche micro Internet tumblr celebrity?

It was more fun when I was the Reddit Bush Shoeing Gecko guy, and it is even less fun being the guy who fumbled his way through Greek mythology so hard that PM Seymour voiced over the post.