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Make a new lacquered mother of pearl wardrobe carved with sacred chinese guardian animal Qilin麒麟 for grandma by 李子柒Li Ziqi
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if smeyer wasn't a coward vamp!Bella would have immediately eaten her daughter Rensesmem whole-hog like Saturn Devouring His Son
#twilight#twilight renaissance#bella swan#the twilight saga#breaking dawn#smeyer wanted to model all her books off of classic literature: romeo & juliet - wuthering heights - pride & prejudice#AMATEUR HOUR#HEY SMEYER I GOT A FUCKIN STORY TO MODEL YOUR TWILIGHT FANFICTION AFTER#BREAKING DAWN BOOK ONE: Bella fucks Edward for his power & breaks his stone dick in the process - & lo! Ravioli is born in the carnage!#Bella becomes a vamp. she takes over the Cullen coven AND the Volturi bc honestly fuck everyone here only Bella is Cool and Right#oh and vamp hybrids are now legal so vamps start gettin it on. hybrids everywhere. humans who? welcome to the Golden Age baybeeee#BD BOOK 2: Alice comes to Queen Bella with a vision: 'lmao bestie the prophecy says ur getting ur shit smacked'#oh_fuck.avi#Bella begins DEVOURING ALL THE CULLENS INCLUDING RAVIOLI so they can't fulfill the prophecy#vampire fluid contains 11 secret herbs & spices so it's lip-smackin finger-lickin good#omg but ONE vampire was hidden away........ gasp#surprise bitch! it's Ravioli!#turns out Bella mistook Ravioli for LITERAL Ravioli (Chef Boyardee Beefaroni to be exact)#Raviolo comes back and makes Bella throw up! bleh! the Cullens (& Beefaroni) are freed!#together with Benjamin Ravioli now rules over the Cullens and the vamp world#Bella is imprisoned#FUCK Bella#FUCK this story#still a better one than BD tho#the end
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diversity win your spam emails are queer
#deltarune#spamton#swatch#art#doodles#pansexual#lgbt#bigshot spamton#stupid joke ive had sitting in my head for months whjbfghbjdfg. artist brain override gay brain (me too). good for him though!!#me refilling my printer ink tanks: omg my printer is pan... soooo coool....#and dont forget that he owned the mettaton dress of transgenderism either. arguably this has the trans flag colors too#wait theres a car joke here also. TransAm? more like TransPan. haha nice#+ his glasses fit the theme so Bonus Spam + i changed my 90s swat a little again#they're just gonna be different every time i draw them. for funsies. and thats fine. i havent even posted 90s queen yet SMFH !!!!!#there's something to be said about metaphors in their 90s fashion choices. something something more colorful design back then#something something not hiding their eyes yet something something Learned A Lesson....#you could read that a certain way. or perhaps not#obligatory 'my swatch uses they them' tag#obligatory 'fine to tag as ship if you want idc' tag#obligatory 'oh god i swear im trying so hard to draw and post more' tag#i saw a tag on a post from like 2019 that said 'man i only posted 9 times last month!' and im like. god. i wish i could post 9 times a#month Now???? honey you had a big storm comin#i just keep starting things i dont have the energy to finish. except for a silly gay color profile joke apparently#im sure the Smoke Smell goes reeeal good with the Dumpster Smell btw.
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Rewatching Queen of Tears to realize Haein unknowingly describes Hyunwoo as her miracle. Whereas, Hyunwoo unknowingly describes her as his universe.
Haein to her Doctor: 'I've been on the verge of death a few times and each time there was a miracle that saved me. I will survive this.' A few times in question - when she almost drowned and the boar incident. The miracle in Question: Baek Hyunwoo (every.single.time)
He was literally the miracle she needed in her life not only in moments of needs because Hyunwoo promised to be by her side when no one else was there, when she was on her own and felt every bit alone and scared in the world. He was there and he promising to be there always.
Baek Hyunwoo to Haein: 'These days it feels like the universe is on our side.....' The universe in question: Hong Haein
She became his universe because she bought him so much joy. She made his life worth living. He could die without her and as Hyunwoo's mom says dying is the worst out of any two options. So it's always such a simple choice one you've established that you care about something as much.
#omg I love them#They're both really just each other's reason to live.#writing this also made me realize Hyunwoo's reasoning for Haein's surgery goes way deeeep and back than I ever thought#i love these details!#also guess who was the miracle to save her from cloud clytoma#that's right you guessed it! baek hyunwoo#they're both so sweet and made for each other please#queen of tears#baek hyun woo#hong hae in#kdrama#kim soo hyun#kim ji won#baek hyunwoo#baekhong#hong haein
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I LOVE MY DISASTER LESBIANS!!
GO GREEN LESBIANS! 🥰🙏😭
WE ARE WINNING HEREEEEE

#aya you are making the whole prom listen to your shit#omg I love you#non dol#GO QUEEN#GET YOUR GIRL#WE ARE SO BACK GL LOVERS#I had been waiting for this for SO long#It is so worth it#Now to wait for the next week
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drink series….. 2!
kimi and orlando if they were boba \(-_-)/
#love nikki#love nikki dress up queen#love nikki fanart#my art#kimi#orlando#ln#lnduq#there’s a miraculous ladybug drink collab going on rn like wtfff i love those guys#i stole so many chibi cat noir stickers from the register#don’t tell my manager#omg. coming back to this a month later.. i forgot to color in his collar#boba series
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😭🤍🩵💜
#those lyrics got me so emotional 🥹😭 actually shed tears#this is exactly what buddies have been feeling about GFriend since that cursed day almost 4 years ago#there will never be another group like Gfriend 💫#the song is SO good!! so GFriend (that instrumental! reminds me a bit of my favorite Room of Mirrors + some jpop/anime vibes) no one else#could release something like this… their vocals are insanely good omg every listen gets better 💯 kpop really missed them so much#its nostalgic but uplifting/ hopeful despite those very emotional lyrics#and of course the choreo is amazing 🙌🏼 fun & intricate as expected THE performance queens 🥇 their synchronisation is still perfect#their synergy is truly unmatched 🤍🩵💜#I truly cant stop playing the song im addicted & the mood film is beyond adorable soft & warm 🥹🥰#again THANK YOU FOR COMING BACK TO US 😭 GFriend Forever#gfriend#Season of Memories#10th anniversary#reunion#comeback#january 2025#music#kpop#girl groups#ggs#new release#emotional#lyrics#translation#korean
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chopper has become catholic
#poor chopper :((( also sanji hutting soldiers with zoro lmao#how is chopper soloing perospero AND queen??? wtf someone help him???#nvm sanji is here.... queen taking all the arrows cause sanji applied a tangential force to his neck ahdjahskajskq#helicopter helicopter..... 🚁 🚁 🚁#sanji you tell em.... luffy will rise jusg like jesus christ once again. gum gum amen.#zoro bandaged as a cross represents his unwavering faith in luffy. sanji carrying the cross represents how strong his faith in luffy is.#oh jesus kinemon...... yamato come back...... yamato.......#kinemon you ate this child's father now..... konemon get up!!!! KINEMON!!!!#kinemon dead kiku dead and momo hears luffys voice... he will come back omg of course 🥺🥺🥺 i might have shed a tear.... but god...#i am more defeated than anything.... luffy won't die but kiku.... kinemon.... damn....#talking tag#watching one piece#episode 1036#YAMATOOO!!! YAMATOOO!!!!! momo to the sea too??... jesus.....#ZEUS SOUL HAS MERGED WITH THE CLIMA TACT????#big mom and kid just yapping..... get to the fighting!!! law joined in!!! another yapper....#toko....... where is hiyori....#ULTI AGAIN???? ZEUS ATTACK!!!!! OH SHIT!!!!! END HER NAMI!!!!!#they found luffy <3 YAMATO GET KAIDO!!!! well get momo....#episode 1037#who designed the heart pirates submarine.... [DEATH]💀😁💀 [DEATH]#luffy is above water and so is momo..... oof.#nami's face naming zeus ajdhssjsbshs ooooh nami's bolts now have redirects akdhakajak YEAAHHH!!!!#tama what a powerhouse heehee#oh yamato..............#episode 1038#hamlet just beating up all his own soldiers...#the snake one too.... also his animal is so funny.... the snake makes both of his legs and also a cunty accessory....#usopp ajdjahjsajaj sanji will save his babygirl... i know it.... YEAAHHH!!!!#CHOPPER TURNED EVEN SMALLER AKDHAKEJSK
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I hated you (I loved you too)
Funnily enough been thinking about tenken again. Homoerotic friendships will be the downfall for us all I fear !!
#tenken soo funny to me imagine being obssessed w this girl and she does not give a fuck#idk guys !! theyre funny to me especially bc i literally just do not know their lore. clocked out too early but theyre still funky to me#important tengen thing is that she always has to look like theres nothing going on in their head#important kenjaku thing is that they always have to look either extremely bored or smug or smitten. silliness trapped </3#the quality is lowk ass but whateverrrr i had sm fun drawing this#was listening to wuthering heights a while back and went hm! what if. yeah :D#i think kenjaku would go omg hi🥰🥰 and get ignored and then immediately become obsessed forever lol#i think tengen does care but also she doesnt. its complicated. i dont even know them tbh but she regularly sacrifices girls so like.#okay queen of idgaf. although nobara is more one tbh tengen yaps abt the greater good or smthing. nobara truly does not gaf.#kenjaku goes yea this is all tengens fault the homoerotic friendship got too much meanwhile tengen has zero idea wtf theyre talking abt#also i love drawing them tbh!! designs so funky i like when i can just make up shit. fuck jjk canon tbh what even is going on lmao#maybe i need to read more of their lore cuz this probably isnt accurate at all but like whateverr 👍#jjk#jujutsu kaisen#tenken#tengen#tengen jjk#kenjaku#kenjaku jjk#id in alt text#storms art#stormy in here
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this dialogue option is truly hilarious to be honest "your faith in Lolth faltered. It is not too late to reclaim it." NO. NO. No. NO. It IS too late. It is absolutely definitely way too fucking late. Laughing my ass off. Are you kidding with me? Do not go back. Dialogue option 3 and 4 are the only right ones.
#going back like hi spider queen it was just a bit of a misunderstanding pinky promise I am loyal again. no hard feelings right?#Lolth#bg3#this number 1 dumb dialogue option has the same result as options number 3 and 4 but number 1 IS STUPID omfg lmao#and if we pick this he says he will take word to the order of soul spiders about the absolute threat omg pathetic princess no don't do that#baldur's gate 3#bg3 mine#my post#my posts#Nere#drow
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OMG
OMG LESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSST GOOOOOOOOO
WE GOT SLAYER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#the babosa is talking#we got back the king with his queen#omg look at him!#stupid post#stupid stuff#guilty gear strive#ggstrive#ggst#slayer#guilty gear slayer#screenshot#just woke up to find out
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You guys don’t know how much yearning for Baghdad takes up of my mental real estate
#I have so many videos saved of last year’s trip#Me and my cousin laughing and joking w my dad while getting ready#The fact that multiple men asked my dad for my hand in marriage (lmao)#Me calling my mom every night to make fun of my “suitors”#All the gorgeous restaurants#Forcing my dad to rate every dress I tried on whenever he took me somewhere#Being catcalled by guys was an unpleasant experience but it was still fun to laugh ab it w my mom#Me having a MASSIVE crush on a family friend#That one time my dad said all the dresses I brought were too short so he bought me a dress that#Went down to literally my ankles#But the family friend was gonna be there so I showed it to my mom and she was like#“You’d wear that??? The queen of mini skirts????” And then she IMMEDIATELY clocked me and was like#Ur behaving strangely. U must have a crush. Who is it.#The hot fuckin summer nights that I spent sitting outside w my cousin on the big swing in the garden#The capital when it was drenched in sunset#When my aunt’s husband took me to the University of Baghdad and I got to literally play act being a student there#Which was a profound experience bc it’s the university my mom went to#Sneaking into the library even though u needed a student pass for that (:#Shadowing my uncle in his laboratory#My first ever nishan !!!#No weddings sadly but I got to see the buildup to the wedding so#And I think getting to call the shots and fly solo from the states to Amman and then to Baghdad was sick as hell#My mom never let me fly abroad by myself before and now im probably gonna be going solo all the time#Help I need to go back#Bro I wish I could drop everything#But before I go to Baghdad I’ll probably have to go to Belgium first for my uncle#SO many stops before I get to where I rly wanna be#I never explicitly told my dad im not religious but I think he already knows im full of sin. Memories..#Omg and my bibi’s delicious food
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I need this character so bad wtf
#abbey plays r1999#this is from the CN version of the game#I love checking what's to come in Global#and this character wow...#I gotta get her she sings beautifully#Anjo Nala queen please don't take too many of my pulls#this game is starting to feel like HSR#meaning that I want too many characters 😭#Marcus Anjo Nala Isolde Mercuria Lopera and now Barcarola...#oh and Argus whenever she reruns#and maybe Willow#a-and maybe Kakania bc I really like her#... I'm screwed#also omg I just realized you can literally just play the CN version#and you'll still be able to go through content#because it's all voiced in English#like that's crazy this game deserves so much praise#if the Global version ever shuts down we at least know we can go back to it by playing the CN one#ah I wish Priconne had this I miss it so much#sadly it's Japanese-only... sighs....
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this is a test
#i’m bored i just wanna see how many words i can put in the tags like will it just keep going on forever or will they stop me like i know th#the tag limit is 30 ok so the iindividual tag limit is 140 characters that’s actually so rude i wanted to keep going forever and see how lo#g this could be but i guess we can do this 30 times ok what the flip should i talk about hm i was playing the guitar today but i rage quit#ause the song was hard and hurting my fingers! ermmmmm it was sunny ok this is boring let’s think of more exciting things to type hmmm acco#ding to all known laws of aviation- jk i’m not doing the bee movie script but can you imagine i think that would be funny hmmmmm words i lo#e podcasts so bad that’s a fact no one has ever know before my blog definitely isn’t all about audio dramas the people are definitely not a#ready aware of this jesus christ this is only the seventh one of these this is actually quite a lot of space i underestimated how much i ha#e to type btw there’s probably spelling mistakes in here somewhere or autocorrect has been annoying but i cba to retype anything so i don’t#care lolllllllllllll how do you feel about oscar malevolent i feel a normal amount actually (lie) yk what i really miss sam and colin alrea#y like i’m actually not okay i really hope we hear from sam again in s2 and also colin ngl i hope ur in the computers soz or not dead miss#im like a bastard my paranoid it king ok erm im running out of things to say um heartstopper s3 was crazy good i cried lmao i love gay peop#e so much it’s crazy i hope it gets renewed for s4 i need to reread the comics lowkey and the books they’re all so talented for being so yo#ng it scares me ngl !!!!!! the tmagp hiatus is getting to me slightly like february in reality is soon and not that far away for how podcas#ts go but seriously how am i supposed to live until then without knowing what happened. please colin be alive. ive only just realised i can#use fills stops. sorry that’s made everything a bit messy. i should’ve been doing this before. whoops. anyways. hi mutuals i love you all s#much i hope you enjoy my rambles and shitposts cause i enjoy yours very much! never think you’re being annoying i literally don’t care be a#annoying as you want posts as much as you want i am ur biggest fan <3 im getting a bit fatigued from typing like my mind is blank basically#now it’s just turned into a. stream of consciousness but i don’t really have any thoughts to put here idk if we’re halfway ermmmm omg it’s#lmost halloween how crazy is that time is flying by i kinda forgot it was october lmao. it’s wild how it’s basically almost christmas. like#what. that’s illegal. how is it wintertime again. what the flip. i miss summer already take me backkkkkkk. i hope my phone doesn’t crash or#smth cause i’ve not saved this as a draft and i cba to do any of this again. maybe i should save it. ok i will when i reach the next tag bc#ok it stopped me but i’ve saved it and holy jesus it’s a lot of text im just sat here giggling there’s really no point to any of this other#than me being bored sooooooooooooooooo (imagine if i just did the letter o for every character wouldn’t that be crazy) so wait there’s 140#haracters and 30 tags so what’s 30 x 140. someone hurry. i haven’t done maths lessons in two and a half years i’ve forgotten everything wai#let me get the calculator app ok im back it said 4100 characters so. i dont know how many words that roughly is but its. a decent amount. o#what the flip why am i wasting tag space with maths. i hate maths. my screen time has been actually soooooooooo bad recently like damn some#one put my phone in a block of ice please joshua gillespie style. my mind is running out of things to say. do i talk about myself. im james#im 18 which is weird cause wdym im an adult go away. ive run out of facts. i love podcasts and procedural dramas that stupid firefighter sh#w is my life unfortunately. i think chappell roan should be the queen of england instead of king charles. i dont like having a king cause#ho needs men in power not me. ok um this is the last tag equal rights for all. yolo. the time will pass anyways! thank u boredom ok bye gn:
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About a year and half ago I made an AU where Huntsman gets turned into a spiderling. This would be Part One where Goliath discovers him and then loses him. Syntax finds him and puts glass over Huntsman since that’s the best way to trap little spiders.
#omg this is so messy and unorganized#I’m too lazy to go back and fix things#lego monkie kid#huntsman#spider queen#syntax#goliath lmk#strong spider#syntax lmk#lego monkie kid syntax#lego monkie kid huntsman#lmk huntsman#little huntsman
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they're all in it together as i suspected, the freaky little liars 😏
#'MEET father' is a strange choice of words for this situation if i'm being honest#but the thing though is that there's NO reason for nanjo to even be there on that day if not to keep up their freaky little lie#so i'm gonna take this as a yes.#this is so funny omg natsuhi is so funny for this. she's gonna be elevated to second funniest character on this whole thing#i take back everything i said about her. queen of funny i never doubted you#umineko spoilers#umineko liveblog
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