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zanco-panco · 6 months ago
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honey!! come get your memes now that they're fresh out of the oven!!
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atopvisenyashill · 5 months ago
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@amethyinst wait let’s TALK ABOUT IT bc everything you’re saying is CORRECT and OBVIOUS, and i wasn’t expecting it to be SO OBVIOUS and YET i feel like it gets really glossed over!
the “harsh journey across barren wasteland” thing is practically jumping off the page here, down to bran losing rickon & osha early in the journey and dany losing doreah early in hers, & the kicking off point being a fight between several factions of what’s left of drogo’s khalasar & dany’s, and the final sack of Winterfell being this kind of three way issue between what’s left of the iron islanders, the stark loyalists theon left alive, & ramsay. dany & bran really escape death here through like, oodles of luck and quick thinking from the people around them.
but ALSO you have dany currently on the dothraki sea and bran in the far north, and both of them are just kind of looking away when meat of a questionable source is given to them. and i think there’s something more here, in that dany shows up to qarth & it’s an oasis in the sea, only every door is shut in her face and the warlocks are there ~lurking. meanwhile you have bran showing up to the far north hoping for a miracle cure to his legs and to get all the magical answers he seeks only to get some very shitty answers from the cotf while bloodraven is ~lurking. this is why i think there’s a chance bran is leaving the cave p quickly in twow - like dany in the dothraki sea, he’s going to have an extended journey where it’s just him (and maybe Summer) using his warging abilities and trying to get his body to the wall. probably doing a lot of reflecting, and possibly learning the wrong lesson as he reflects!
and there’s a lot between hotu & the cave too - learning the old gods are just greenseers, seeing with his own eyes that the first men sacrificed people to fuel their magic, seeing his father talking about jon, seeing lyanna & benjen spar. meanwhile dany is having visions that include her brother talking about tptwp, her father yelling to burn everyone,and the “false wizards” who try to trick her. both of them being shown but not quite processing that all their visions are linked to their own history. there’s the elusive, suspicious way the warlocks & quaithe speak with dany, always in riddles, and bloodraven is equally suspicious and cagey. but they’re both learning, they’re both progressing in their magic, and they’re both really struggling with placing where ~the line is morally when it comes to how they use their magic - but look at their mentors lmao, they have the world’s shadiest teachers.
and YEAH everyone loves to talk about the targaryen connection & jon and dany both being born towards the end of the rebellion, but i think it’s glossed over that both dany & bran are kinda In The Shit when their parents get murdered during a succession war and have to go underground or get killed. dany’s fondest memories are the ones from when she’s bran’s age and younger, with willem darry there to care for her (like the ONLY capable adult she ever interacts with 😭). and you have osha, who like willem darry isn’t really a sworn sword type, they’re just very loyal people who were close at hand and did what they could for the children in their care. there’s something that links them when it comes to, idk exactly how to phrase it, but physical trauma & their magic coming in, basically. both of their childhoods whittling their support systems down until they’re alone - only when they’ve experienced physical traumas & lost everything can they access magic on a stronger scale. and the fact that they both reach for it sooo readily! jon doesn’t want anything to do with it, he’s spent nearly every book actively running from it, but dany and bran turn right into the arms of their magic as a refuge.
they’re also just both clearly the prophecy children lol no offense to jon (or tyrion for that matter) but i think even IF jon or tyrion or aegon (or euron 💀) manage to get a dragon, the capital p Prophecy Children are dany & bran as the last dragon and the last greenseer. and they’re so much THERE too - bran looks like an andal & dreamt more ~andal-ish dreams but inherits the legacy of the first men’s magic after being disabled and socially de masculinized bc of that disability, while dany looks a consummate valyrian but she’s a girl and inherits the mantle of last dragon after every man in her line fails. everyone wants to be THEM but they are the only ones capable of that power - and that’s a good thing but also a very bad thing.
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atalante241 · 1 year ago
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Do people genuinely forget that the Traveler had had zero intimate/purely positive interactions with Furina before the whole execution thing? Because I feel like they do. The Traveler became semi-friends / acquaintances with her during her story quest and that became more cemented during the 4.3 event
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massivebadonker · 2 years ago
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I hope this looks like a sculpture
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grossillygirl · 1 year ago
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You should send us older men nudes so we can tell you exactly what I’d do you
I like older men cus usually their grammar is better and it legitimately turns me on
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taco-bee · 1 year ago
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I just had a online freind who we have not texted for 6 months MESSAGED ME!!
WE PLAYED STARDEW VALLEY LIKE OLD TIMES.
WE BEAT THE VOLCANO AND GOT GALAXY SWORDS.
SHE HAD TO GO BUT WE ARE GONNA PLAY MORE TOMORROW
OMG.
Yd7rhfhw9jqvpandhdijw bff hfhaeiouuuufhhidnrhfpalqldnr ycuxuip
✨️ SEROTONIN ✨️
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lunar-years · 2 years ago
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Did you mean incapacitate rather than decapitate? I very much dont want poor Jamie getting decapitated XD
Lol I surely did!! Please no one decapitate him
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jupitersmoonsstuff · 2 years ago
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I JUST FINSIHED BINGING ALL OF LMK SEASON 4 AND UHHHGGG I HAVE SO MANY THOUGHTS-
(Look at the tags for my thoughts but be aware of spoliers)
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ghostieeeee · 8 months ago
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i spend all of my time on my computer so i can txt 24/7, im funny, ill make you smile, I'm shorter than 5'3, ill only love you
Very.... uh... what's the word?? Attractive argument?? 😭😭😭
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physics-of-one-piece · 4 months ago
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Hey hey hey my moots hey hey come see this hey @fanaticsnail @daydreamer-in-training @moonbaby26 @darklordofcutlets @magnoliandew @slimycreepy @tuquidflamingo @veroinfaciem @queenmimi2817
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Wonder how he feels about snow by @Shiibeex
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medicaltechnician · 1 year ago
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ive complained bout it before but i’ll do it again, its a problem of my own making
i have ostracized myself from my own friend group by getting sick of hockey. And being terrible at online communication. And texting. it sucks, i did this to myself. But i also just can’t bring myself to enjoy hockey as much as I did last year. Esp since I let it fucked my life up a little bit. And esp since I feel slight annoyance at the sport.
Mix in the NHL being shit league atm with its…. positions on things. And yeah, sort of hard to watch the games. Idk. I don’t know how to explain my position to everyone. And it’d feel stupid to cause, i didn’t really talk to begin with. Like here’s a funnt photo I pulled from like 2016
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astonmartinii · 29 days ago
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lessons in chemistry | george russell social media au
pairing: george russell x fem teacher reader
part time formula one driver and full time student kimi antonelli wonders whether a date with his teammate is an appropriate gift for his favourite teacher
MASTERLIST | TIP JAR
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kimiantonelli: break from racing :( back with miss y/ln :)))))
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user1: first 18 year old actually excited to go to school
user2: and it’s the 18 year old who is already a formula one driver and millionaire
user3: probably helps if you’re in love with your teacher
user4: who is a milf
kimiantonelli: don’t sexualise miss y/ln like that :( she is an amazing teacher and makes me excited to learn about history!
yourusername: thank you, kimi!
kimiantonelli: if there are any spelling mistakes in my most recent essays please direct all of your critcism to @georgerussell63 and @charles_leclerc they were the ones who helped me
georgerussell63: of course i might have spelt things wrong your essay had to be in ITALIAN
charles_leclerc: yeah i have no excuse i didn’t really finish school
yourusername: kimi! what have i said about using your teammates and coworkers for homework?
kimiantonelli: i was being resourceful!
yourusername: you got me there… but maybe next time ask oscar, he’s the only one with actual qualifications
oscarpiastri: she’s not wrong but please do not ask me for help on your homework
kimiantonelli: okay just say you hate miss y/ln then
oscarpiastri: i didn’t say that?
kimiantonelli: okay cool i’ll see you in suzuka because i got an essay about the cold war due after the triple header
user5: i did not realise this was the kind of chaos the rookies were going to bring this season
user6: i mean kimi antonelli is just like me i am also emotionally attached to my history teacher
user7: real bitch representation
lewishamilton: i’m glad to see you are making sure to finish school
kimiantonelli: i’m sorry we missed out on being teammates you could’ve been the one i’m going to set up with miss y/ln
yourusername: excuse me?
lewishamilton: what?
kimiantonelli: i guess she’ll have to make do with george …
georgerussell63: rude?
kimiantonelli: well i wanted to set her up with max but he has a girlfriend and a baby on the way - boring!
georgerussell63: even ruder!
maxverstappen1: lol
yourusername: do i get a say in this?
kimiantonelli: well i wanted to give you a nice gift for getting me through school and this is the best i could think of!
yourusername: i appreciate that kimi but i’ll be okay with a bottle of bubbly
kimantonelli: hmmmmm… okay!
user8: he’s defo still going to try and set her up isn’t he?
olliebearman: 100%
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f1: happy international women’s day - which women in your life inspire you?
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user9: love me some susie wolff
user10: for real that’s my FIA president
user11: i know toto can’t handle all of that
estebanocon: my new race engineer laura!
user12: bearnelli this, lestappen that - these two are the best duo
user13: queens !!!
georgerussell63: shout out to doriane pin
user14: mercedes girlies sticking together
user15: will kimi say doriane as well or is he going to do the batshit crazy option …
user16: let’s be real we all know what he’s going to comment
user17: i’m willing to bet money on it
olliebearman: easiest money you’ll ever make
kimiantonelli: miss y/ln!!!
user18: omg someone study this guy’s obsession with his history teacher it’s getting crazy
kimiantonelli: woah who made you the authority on what woman i can find inspiring?
kimiantonelli: CAN YOU MAKE THE INDUSTRIAL REVOLUTION INTERESTING?
kimiantonelli: HUH?
yourusername: okay kimi let’s calm down
kimiantonelli: but you ARE inspiring
yourusername: that is very touching, kimi, thank you
kimiantonelli: no worries!!!!!!!!!!!!
yourusername: the amount of exclamation points is worrying me…
kimiantonelli: NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT HERE
georgerussell63: why have you just invited me to learn italian on duolingo
kimiantonelli: no reason…
yourusername: kimi! no meddling!
kimiantonelli: i’m not meddling!!! do you not want more people to learn the beautiful language?
yourusername: i am keeping an eye on you…
user19: i know she hates to see him coming
kimiantonelli: nuh uh i’m her favourite even though she can’t say that
yourusername: kimi please stop arguing with people in comment sections
kimiantonelli: okay! just for you miss y/ln!
georgerussell63: how did you get him to be so nice to you?
yourusername: i’m not sure, but if he’s mean to you i think that might be a skill issue
georgerussell63: this is crazy…
kimiantonelli: this is you guys flirting right?
yourusername: huh?
georgerussell63: huh?
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yourusername: shush don’t tell my students i’m at imola
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user20: oh i am not ready for kimi’s weird attachment to this woman to be irl rather than just instagram comments
user21: she’ll be in the paddock before she knows it
user22: does she know she’s a niche f1 star like ???
olliebearman: oh i just heard kimi’s scream from here
kimiantonelli: SHUSH
olliebearman: omg it’s like i don’t exist when she’s around… what about OUR SHIP???
kimiantonelli: let me conclude my master plan and we can go back to being vaguely fruity
olliebearman: OMG YAY
yourusername: you done?
olliebearman: what you gonna do? give me detention
yourusername: i can’t give you detention but i can give kimi detention and a little birdy told me you were going on a cycling trip…
olliebearman: I’M SORRY MISS Y/LN
user23: who is this woman and how does she have this much power
user24: one should never underestimate the power of a weird mother bond with a history teacher
user25: i miss mine so bad but it’s not socially acceptable to go see her now
georgerussell63: you just got me called into an emergency meeting because of this post
yourusername: and i should care because?
georgerussell63: because your little man is obsessed with setting us up so i would kinda want to like you before that happens
yourusername: oh so you don’t like me?
kimiantonelli: yOU DON’T THINK MISS Y/LN IS PRETTY ?
kimiantonelli: THAT’S NOT WHAT YOU SAID THE OTHER DAY ???
georgerussell63: kimi ???
yourusername: it’s fine george, i get it
georgerussell63: WHAT ?!
kimiantonelli: i can’t believe i’m doing all of this work for you george and this is how you repay me
kimiantonelli: i knew i should’ve chosen charles
charles_leclerc: why wasn’t i told i was in the running?
georgerussell63: WOAH HOLD YOUR HORSES
georgerussell63: i thought you said i was the best match for miss y/ln kimi?
kimiantonelli: i think you’d be a good match but it’s mostly for convenience because if she’s dating you i don’t have to argue for her to be in the merc garage over somewhere like ferrari
yourusername: i love how i am getting absolutely no say in this ?
kimiantonelli: have faith in me i know what i’m doing - he seems really uncool, annoying, a massive pain the ass, lanky, bitter and nosey but he gets better when you get to know him
georgerussell63: thanks? i guess?
yourusername: kimi i am more than fine to flirt and find a man for myself
kimiantonelli: but this is my gift to you!!!
georgerussell63: you can’t say no to the boy
yourusername: i guess i can’t…
user26: the most enthusiastic yes to a date
user27: kimi has george fighting for his life and i’m kind of loving it
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kimiantonelli: i got on the podium at home and got to set up my most favourite teacher in the world and george on a date
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user28: y/n tearily filming kimi on the podium… that’s her kid actually
user29: i feel so bad for her other students omg
user30: as a student of miss y/ln we don’t have to worry - kimi is so bad at history there’s literally no way she could actually favour him lol
kimiantonelli: I TRY
user31: bro just got his first formula one podium and is arguing about school work i can’t
georgerussell63: first of all - i’m just george to you? second of all - i thought this date business was a joke?
yourusername: so i am a joke to you?
georgerussell63: i am so confused
georgerussell63: i thought this was a joke
georgerussell63: but i would love to take you for some pasta and wine if you’re interested
kimiantonelli: SHE’S INTERESTED
georgerussell63: right kimi, you’ve done enough - let the adults flirt in peace now
kimiantonelli: 🤐
yourusername: so where is this british boy taking me, an italian, for pasta
georgerussell63: well… i’ve got some recommendations from some italians
lewishamilton: I AM NOT ITALIAN, IF GEORGE FUMBLES THIS IT IS HIS FAULT AND HIS FAULT ALONE
georgerussell63: why does no one have faith in me?
yourusername: we’ll see whether they’re telling the truth won’t we
georgerussell63: oh really
kimiantonelli: SHE’S SAYING YES DUMBASS
georgerussell63: i am aware kimi
yourusername: he’s just trying to help george!
georgerussell63: as much as i want this to go well… you will always take his side won’t you?
yourusername: well one of you writes me cold war essays and one of you doesn’t
georgerussell63: i’ll write you essays !!!!
landonorris: good lord that’s embarrassing
user32: george is so pathetic i love him
user33: you’d never catch me writing an essay for a girl
georgerussell63: and that’s why you are single …
olliebearman: @lewishamilton what restaurant did you recommend?
olliebearman: for NO reason at all
maxverstappen1: we have completely innocent intentions
kimiantonelli: i don’t, i want to spy
kimiantonelli: but i will wear a fake moustache for your convenience
yourusername: that’s very kind kimi
georgerussell63: no it’s not ???
alexalbon: i also will be spying
yourusername: and what would that be for
alexalbon: well i need to sus out who YOU are
georgerussell63: finally, someone on my side
yourusername: so you think your friends won’t like me? i see…
georgerussell63: wait! no?
maxverstappen1: if this date is a couple hours of george digging a hole i will get you a life time supply of stroopwaffels kimi
kimiantonelli: i am so conflicted right now
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georgerussell63: lessons in chemistry
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user34: the way this doesn’t acknowledge literally like half of the grid crashing the date
user35: i thought they were joking about the fake moustaches …
user36: was alex dressed as sherlock holmes?
alexalbon: there weren’t that many costumes available at the store
user37: you didn’t have to literally use the pipe
alexalbon: it’s called committing to the bit
yourusername: everyone in the restaurant had to leave early because you didn’t realise the plant on the table that you were trying to smoke was PLASTIC
alexalbon: god forbid a guy tries to get a bit goofy
kimiantonelli: @yourusername thoughts? feelings? i will slash his tyres if you didn’t like him
georgerussell63: i feel like this is a bit unfair
kimiantonelli: why? your myers briggs types say you should fall in love and get married so if you don’t it’s clearly your fault george
georgerussell63: thanks for the vote of confidence kimi
kimiantonelli: the science doesn’t lie, george
yourusername: i’m not sure that’s what it’s trying to prove kimi
kimiantonelli: ohhhhhh defending him already….
georgerussell63: i guess i just have that effect
kimiantonelli: ewwww not in front of my eyes
yourusername: i actually can’t win
user38: the fact that both kimi and y/n just go back to class on monday is killing me
user39: how is bro gonna be in the staff room with a straight face
yourusername: by the way i’m a history teacher
georgerussell63: so we don’t have chemistry
yourusername: oh! hahahahaa umm 😳
landonorris: omg girl get a grip it’s only george
yourusername: well i can certainly say he’s more charming than you
landonorris: wait why am i being attacked?
kimiantonelli: miss y/ln lando doesn’t know who stalin is !!!
yourusername: excuse me ???
landonorris: i’m so joe she’s stalin taking this dick
yourusername: i’m going to fight you
landonorris: george ??? kimi ???
georgerussell63: i’m on y/n’s side
kimiantonelli: i love miss y/ln so i wouldn’t spit on you even if you were on fire
user40: this is all so confusing
user41: i’m actually kinda enjoying it
yourusername: i’m enjoying it too
kimiantonelli: is it too soon to say i told you so
yourusername: yes. give me a couple days
georgerussell63: i’m very much enjoying this
kimiantonelli: gross.
charles_leclerc: so a date with me is off the cards now?
georgerussell63: YES
yourusername: sorry charles i’ve been charmed
georgerussell63: you don’t have to be sorry
charles_leclerc: omg mr possessive already
georgerussell63: well yes!
yourusername: oh my …
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yourusername: please don’t ask me what on earth has happened in the last few weeks because i honestly don’t know but george is cute and mine now i guess? back off!
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user41: well well well
user42: what a turn around
user43: gal realised that kimi really wasn’t joking and locked the fuck in
georgerussell63: i knew you’d come around
yourusername: you’re very confident
georgerussell63: well kimi loves you so i knew he wouldn’t knowingly set you up with someone you wouldn’t like
yourusername: he knows me better than he should, i think i should be worried
georgerussell63: how did you guys end up so freakishly close anyway
yourusername: well obviously someone got scouted by toto young and has missed a lot of school and in order for him to catch up i tutored him
georgerussell63: oh that’s… actually cute
kimiantonelli: why did you doubt it was cute - i don’t just attach to any adult figure in my life?
maxverstappen1: sure jan
yourusername: well if you could tutor him in geography that would be great
maxverstappen1: this is what i get for being a flag nerd
user44: her preparing to battle the fans is the funniest thing ever, good luck babe
user45: literally works in a public school i think she can handle kids
user46: do george russell fans even tussle like that
yourusername: someone messaged me to say that they made a voodoo doll of me out of a frankenstein beanie baby and sonny angel but they promised it was just to help us create a soul bond ???
user47: the grussell sprouts are an interesting bunch
user48: love how kimi has just inadvertently fucked every student younger than him at that school
yourusername: i will not abandon my kids!
georgerussell63: the way she talks about them? she’s never leaving that school
georgerussell63: and that’s a great thing!
georgerussell63: i’m only slightly jealous…
kimiantonelli: george, be careful she’ll defo dress code you
georgerussell63: oh so she’s strict
alexalbon: HOLD UP BUDDY
landonorris: we’re getting into weird kinky territory now…
georgerussell63: i’ve seen your internet search history you cannot chat to me right now
landonorris: well i’ve also seen yours sooooo i guess you’re a happy bunny
yourusername: right well my students can actually read these so do we want to stop?
landonorris: what? you gonna spank me?
georgerussell63: LANDO?
georgerussell63: not cool
landonorris: i’ve been blocked
georgerussell63: as you should be you scoundrel
user49: i am so scared of them
georgerussell63: all jokes aside, i am very happy to have met you and can’t wait to see where this is going to go
yourusername: you’re such a gentleman, this is definitely better than the bottle of bubbly i asked for
georgerussell63: maybe i can get some champagne for you next race?
yourusername: i’ll only accept if you help kimi get some too
kimiantonelli: real
georgerussell63: i just have to accept him don’t i
yourusername: you wouldn’t have me without him so yeah you do
georgerussell63: I HAVE YOU???
georgerussell63: i mean yeah i guess he did me a solid
yourusername: you’re such a loser
georgerussell63: but your loser
yourusername: yep :P
kimiantonelli: i think that is mission accomplished
olliebearman: setting us up next when?
olliebearman: huh? who said that?
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note: so we all saw that tiktok.... it put this in my brain and i had to write it! also stay tuned... a certain chapter seven is in the works
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dravidious · 2 years ago
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There's this really janky card from way back in MTG's history called Ertai's Meddling
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Nowadays, this wording just does not work within the rules, so its official text ("oracle text") has been updated to say this:
"X can't be 0.
Target spell's controller exiles it with X delay counters on it.
At the beginning of each of that player's upkeeps, if that card is exiled, remove a delay counter from it. If the card has no delay counters on it, the player puts it onto the stack as a copy of the original spell."
Much more modern and rules-friendly. However, on the card's official gatherer discussion page, there's one particular comment that is absolutely... Amazing? Infuriating? Dumb, let's go with dumb. You don't have to read all of it, mainly just the first three lines, but here it is:
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There's a million ways to dissect this awful comment, discussions to be had about the history of the game's rules, and how tournament play works, and erratta, and that one time they forgot to print "until end of turn" on a spell, and the fact that nowhere on the original text does it actually specify that the spell doesn't resolve normally, but the funniest thing about the idea of "it stays on the stack" is that, even if you assume the card works exactly as written and does what it's supposed to...
Here's the rules regarding when you're allowed to cast a noninstant spell, straight from the comprehensive rules (important part in red):
117.1a A player may cast an instant spell any time they have priority. A player may cast a noninstant spell during their main phase any time they have priority and the stack is empty.
No matter how you look at Ertai's Meddling's text, it certainly doesn't create an exception to this rule, which means that, as written, no player can play noninstant spells while a spell is delayed with Ertai's Meddling. There's a similar rule for playing lands, so the game just kind of grinds to a halt. If you want to be SUPER literal about it, the game's turn structure can't even progress unless the stack is empty:
500.2. A phase or step in which players receive priority ends when the stack is empty and all players pass in succession.
So yeah. Go ahead and play with the printed text. Come up with all your clever combos and interactions that technically work. But just remember that when you play with technicalities, you play with ALL the technicalities.
#original#for fuck's sake they didn't even spell oracle right#omg they wrote “buy” instead of “by”#plenty of other people in that discussion section have already torn the poor guy to shreds over this awful comment#but no one pointed out how the stack being empty is crucial for basic game functions#this dude just does not understand that magic has Rules#for more mtg rants ask me why i hate blood moon#there's also one person saying that the updated wording ends up copying the spell every upkeep after the delay counters run out?#which. no. that's not what “as a copy” means#it literally says to put the card onto the stack#not to copy the card and put the copy on the stack#that's like saying that Clone creates a token copy of another creature#no it just becomes a copy#also i was going to complain about how putting counters on an object that's on the stack is impossible#but apparently counters are placed on “objects” (and players) not “permanents”#there's absolutely no rules regarding what zone something has to be in to have a counter on it#it just says that if an object changes zones the counters cease to exist#and cards like Skullbrair the Walking Grave and Me the Immortal maintain their counters across ALL zones (except hand and library)#so yeah you totally can put counters on spells on the stack#OMG THEY SAID THE SPELL “says” ON THE STACK!#HOW MANY TYPOS DID THEY SQUEEZE IN HERE?!#someone come pick up their drunk friend please they're being dumb about card games and it's making me mad
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n0vazsq · 4 months ago
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Till the day that I die | OP81 x Reader
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pairing . . . oscar piastri x dyslexic!youtuber!reader
summary . . . Being dyslexic on social media may be hard, but your knight in shining armour is always there to defend you
request . . . yes!! based on this request
word count . . . N/A
warnings . . . none!
faceclaim . . . blanca soler MY WIFE and lily zneimer for couple posts!
alexavia yaps . . . havent written a smau in a while im afraid ive forgotten how </3 ANYHOW im saur happy ydek bc i dont have to edit this?? i dont have to read it 75 times for mistakes?? MY DYSLEXIC ASS CAN BE FREE!!!!! ps this is LITTERED with refrences! also ignore how i kind off didnt follow the request I DIDNT KNOW HOW TO DO IT. dechipher the captions yallselves im too lazy to do it
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y/n l/n posted a new video !
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yourusername grmw vlog is out!!! had so fun filsming it and we had an ella feaure included!!! (ella is y/n's dog!)
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y/nfan5 WOOHOO!!!!!
oscarpiastri Can't wait to have you in my arms
yourusername aww osc youre too sweet <3
oscarpiastri Only for you <3
f1_girly are those typos in the caption or am i tweaking
y/nswifeyy. They are! Y/n is dyslexic so every once in a while we get a typo or two
username1 im looking DISRESPECTFULLY
username2 how did she misspell two very easy words? girl go back to school
oscarpiastri She's dyslexic, you're not, so go fuck yourself
username3 OSCAR???
oscarloverr. I DIDNT KNOW OSCAR HAD IT IN HIM
y/nsno1fan guys IGNORE OSCAR AND LOOK AT Y/N
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oscarpiastri With the love of my life once again tagged: yourusername
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username4 I CAN DO ANYTHING PLS JUST LET ME HIT
charlesleclerc Don't bully my daughter-in-law
yourusername CHARLS ILYSM
yourusername BEST FATHER IN LAW I'VE EVR HAD
charlesleclerc I'm the only one you have?
yourusername doesn't mayyer
oscarpiastri Thank you Charles
lando_norris photo credits?
yourusername up mya ss
lando_norris wow y/n i thouht we were frinds
yourusername i ony like you because we're both dyslexic don't flatter yourslef mr norris
hater2 How do you mess up the word 'yourself' so bad?
yourusername magic
oscarpiastri Do you not have a life? Or is it hating on my girlfriend?
yourusername ate
oscarpiastri Thank you 😊
username5 HELP OSCAR IS WHIPPED FOR Y/N
username6 who ISNT
username5 good point
plmvia Y/n i love you pls don't die
f1_3112 y/n ate, left no crumbs, wiped the plate clean and oscar is meh ig
yourusername i love you
oscarpiastri me more
yourusername till the day that i die i love you more
oscarpiastri MY HEART
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yourusername small phtotdup since my boyafriend is away at war ad is begging for pcitures </3 also a new vlog is out!
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username7 OH. MY. GOD. how hard is it for you to spell properly?
oscarpiastri As hard as it is for you to get a life and stop hating
yourusername gnawing at the bars of my enclisure that was hit
oscarpiastri Hit?
lando_norris she meant hot, oscar. hot
yourusername H-O-T-T-O-G-O you cna tae me hot to go!!!!!!!!!
oscarpiastri Stunning as always
oscarpiastri Zak better strap me down to the car because I am so close to booking a flight back home
oscarpiastri I've watched all your vlogs thrice
username8 my wife guys back off
oscarpiastri Uhm no?
username8 OMG OSCAR REPLIED SOS
oscarpiastri Text me please
yourusername will do
lando_norris this would've been a normal post if oscar wasn't a sappy muppet
yourusername oi leave my boyfriend alone
oscarpiastri When she defends you from haters <3
lando_norris you bring out a side in him that no one wants to see
yourusername sorry?
lando_norris you better be
username9 MOTHER MOTHER MOTHER MOTHER MOTHER
y/nplsmarryme gorgeous gorgeous gorgeous omg
verchstappan we're so back
oscah.pastry SHES MY IDOL
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yourusername finally reunited with my beuatufil biyfriend and the love of my life <33 love you till the die that iday tagged: oscarpiastri
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oscarpiastri I swear to god if someone comments about the typos in the caption I will personally run you over with my F1 car
yourusername so romantic 😍
oscarpiastri All for you ❤
lando_norris till the die that i day?
yourusername FUCK
oscarpiastri It's alright I got the meaning
yourusername i hare this dysexia
yourusername LANDO I SWEAR TO GOD
lando_norris I DIDN'T EVEN SAY ANYTHING
yourusername you were about to
lando_norris sigh
superyuki22 i need this in my life
username10 mother y/n feed us some ynoscar crumbs
username11 if i was oscar id have a meltdown everyday out of stress of losing this goddess
username12 this is the best love story in the history of love stories
username13 im calling it theyre romeo and juliet
ynshoee_ this is so goals what
lawsons.lawyer parasocial relationship
charlesleclerc You two are very cute
yourusername so are you and alex!!
charlesleclerc You have my permission to propose
yourusername who said i alrwady didn?
charlesleclerc Okay.....
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oscarpiastri Happy anniversary, my love. From sneaking glances in the school hallways to cheering me on from the paddock, you’ve been my constant through it all. No matter how fast life moves, you’ll always be my greatest win. I love you forever, always. tagged: yourusername
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redbullb1tch max can keep his championships this is the REAL win
ynfann18 PREACH.
nicole.piastri The greatest prize Osc has ever won! Here's to many more!!
yourusername thank you mama piastri 🥹 🫶
oscarpiastri Thank you mum <3
lando_norris nothing more iconic than this relationship
yourusername not even your win?
lando_norris let's not get ahead of ourselves
oscarpiastri You said it yourself?
lando_norris well don't take it so seriously
h4m1lt0ns44 if racing is all i need to pull someone like y/n i'd be a world champion
yourbsf from delievering your notes to each other in high school to seeing you celebrate half a decade of this relationship, you two have the best relationship ever 🫶
yourusername thank you sm ml <33 hope to see you in the paddock with your f1 bf!
oscarpiastri Thank you, bsf/name!! I'll try my best to matchmake you with a driver so N/n can see you in the paddock more often
yourusername OSC
oscarpiastri Anything to make you happy ❤
lando_norris hey yourbsf
oscarpiastri Oh?
username14 THE NO.1 COUPLE ON THIS EARTH FRRRR
username15 i'm so sick i want this RIGHT NOW
username16 my fav thing about them is oscar defending y/n's dyslexia
username17 If your man isn't like Oscar then dump him
yourusername you always make me feel like the most special girl in the world, even when your life is driving 300 kilometres per hour 🥹 im so proud of you, not just for what you’ve acheived on the track but for who you are off it too 🫶 ill love you till the day that I die, my favorit boy forever 🥰
oscarpiastri You’ll always be my greatest achievement, on or off the track. I love you more than words, forever and always. ❤️
yourusername till the day that i die
fin.
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 taglist . . . @barcapix ,, @f1lover55 ,, @ilovebarcaaa ,, @httpsdana ,, @paucubarsisimp ,, @justaf1girl (lmk if you want to join the taglist!)
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andhumanslovedstories · 6 months ago
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An intro to doing crosswords for complete beginners
as told by someone who didn’t do any before this year and now has gotten so deeply into them
with examples pulled almost entirely from crosswords published in American publications this week
A crossword is not a measure of general knowledge or intelligence or skill with words anymore than a Mario game is a measure of how good you are at plumbing. It certainly helps to have the same cultural reference points as the puzzle, but you can brute force your way through a lot of it if you just know how crosswords work
Easiest on Mondays and then get harder over the week
The answer is in the same verb tense as the clue (ex. “doesn’t float” is “SINKS” while “didn’t float” is “SANK”)
If there’s an acronym or abbreviation in the clue, the answer will have one as well (ex. “Toothpaste-approving org.” is “ADA” because that the short way of referring to the American Dental Association)
If the answer is in written like a text from a teen girl with her first flip phone, the answer will be a common texting abbreviation (TMI, OMG, LOL, LMAO, BRB, TTYL, etc) (ex. three letter word with clue “i can’t believe u told me that” is “TMI”)
If the clue is in quotes, it’s dialogue and the response should also be dialogue (ex. the clue “‘That’s it for me!’” is “IQUIT”)
An answer can be multiple words, (see above) so some correct answers can make you second guess yourself because it creates letter combos that seem impossible to be in one English (mostly) word or mess you up bc it’s ambiguous where one word ends and another begins (ex. you have the letters “OWFO” and the answer ends up being “PILLOWFORT” or “UDAT” being “BERMUDATRIANGLE”)
Treat clues with a question mark like they’re going to be puns that make you groan so think about other meanings of the words in the clue (ex. “Volumes you can hear?” is “AUDIOBOOKS” or “Not fancy at all?” is “HATE” or “Remained under cover?” is “SLEPTIN”)
Clues that add hedging language line “they could be called…” or one might use this as…” are telling you to think very laterally. These are the ones that make you a little mad when you get them (ex. “They might be said to be dancing or raging” is “FLAMES” or “They admit they might be punched” is “TICKETS”)
The word “maybe” usually indicates the answer will be an example of the clue, not a synonym (ex. “Pet, maybe” is “CAT”)
If a person is in the clue and a person is the answer, the answer will be from the same part of name as the clue (ex. Trevor Noah replaced John Stewart on the Daily Show. So the clue “Stewart’s successor on the Daily Show” is “NOAH” while “John’s successor on the Daily Show” would be “TREVOR”
No word in the clue will be featured in the answer (ex. “What Beyoncé Knowles goes by” could be “ONENAME” but could never be “BEYONCÉ”)
A answer can be a phonetic spelling of a letter (ex. “Epic finale?” is “CEE”)
Not every clue is going to be tricky and clever, don’t rule out an obvious choice just because it’s obvious (ex. “Do ___ disturb” is “NOT”)
Roman numerals pop up a lot but typically only in clues where a Roman numeral makes sense, so “finale of a play?” could be “ACTII” but “Number of Stooges” is not going to be “III”
There’s a ton of really common clues. If you do enough crossword puzzles you recognize them. (ex. Literally almost anything about oil is going to be OPEC, any variations on “things on a smartphone that someone can download and use” is going to be “APPS”, and anything about a european capital city is probably “OSLO”)
If a clue can be about a cookie, the answer is almost certainly “OREO”
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kitten4sannie · 10 months ago
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reach for my goals, hit it dead center
pairing: idol ex! mingi x fem! reader
genre: an actual idol au omg, smut
summary: mingi reminds you why he was so hard to leave in the first place, well, the first few times, anyway.
w.c: 3.3k
bc i’m bigger, better
warnings: brief weed use/shotgunning (mingi’s a plug in another life btw <3), mingi’s kinda a dickhead and a master manipulator (damn double homicide), dom! mingi, subby! reader, mingi’s got a big cawk, glove ? kink? idk bro, exhibitionism, teasing, praise/degradation, pet names galore/name calling, tit play, spit, fingering, finger sucking (leads to some gagging), oral (giving), deep-throating, cum eating, grinding, kissing, size kink, breeding kink, mingi fucks reader raw on the hood of her own car hallelujahhhh
a/n: don’t blame me for this btw,, blame mingi mango and the things he’s been posting on ig 😮‍💨 this man makes me delirious istg. also i wrote this while incredibly sleep deprived just so yk !! there might be some grammar and spelling errors (as well as a general sense of lunacy ✨) regardless i hope you enjoy and please do let me know if you liked it bc feedback is like a treat for me and im a treat hungry lil goblin uwu <3
song recs: so damn into you by vlad holiday - come 2 me by johnny goth - liquid by boston manor
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Mingi barely made it two steps past the emergency exit doors of the booming, hectic arena when his favorite ex suddenly came waltzing back into his life again after just swiftly exiting it for the nth time. He was so shocked, his trusty lighter fell from his gloved fingers.
“Where are my car keys? I know you have them,” you abruptly confronted him, snatching the lighter from the ground before he could and sliding it inside your tank top, right in between your tits.
“Why would I have your car keys, sugar?” Mingi sighed exasperatedly, walking in your direction until he towered over you, gently clasping his calloused hands around your upper arms so he could rub them up and down in an effort to calm you, gently turning you around until your back pressed into the cool metal of the emergency door. “Can you use that pretty little head of yours for me, Y/N? I just performed right now. I was busy rehearsing before that. Do you really think I would take your keys from you just to keep you from leaving?”
“Yes, I do. You always do some fuck shit like this when I try to leave. Every time, Mingi.” Despite the furrow of your brow and the contempt present within your words, you couldn’t help but watch as Mingi’s thumbs began to press into the sides of your tits. When you didn’t say anything, he began to press the rest of his gloved fingers into the softness of your chest.
“Some fuck shit like this?” Mingi asked under his breath, studying your flushed face to gauge your reaction as he squeezed your tits against the palms of his rough hands, rubbing his thumbs teasingly against the thin material of your sports bra until he felt your nipples harden. “You aren’t tell me to stop, baby. Cat got your tongue?”
“I hate you…” you whispered softly, not understanding why you never had the strength to deny him, even in a public, though empty alleyway, even after you just broke up with him only a little while ago.
“You don’t seem to hate this…Your body’s responding to me…” Mingi suddenly pinched your nipples through your sports bra, chuckling at the gasp you let out. He leaned down, bringing his lips to your ear to whisper, “I bet you don’t hate how wet I’m making you right now, either. Is your cunt throbbing for me already, Y/N?”
“N-no…” You bit into your bottom lip when your ex let out a disapproving ‘uh-uh’ as you turned your head to look away from him, squeezing your thighs together, hoping your arousal wouldn’t drip past your short skirt.
With one hand still clasped around your tit to play with it, Mingi brought the other up to grasp your chin, making you face him again, so close that you were breathing in each other’s air, your parted lips almost touching. “You’ll let me check to see if you’re lying, won’t you, sugar? Can I see how many fingers I can fit inside your tight little cunt?”
You hated how much your body and soul still burned for your lecherous ex, hated how desperate you suddenly were for him to have his way with you, but what you hated most of all was the way you whimpered out, “Please, Minnie.”
Mingi groaned softly at the use of his pet name, feeling most of his blood began to head below the belt, letting go of your chin, the both of you watching as his hand disappeared underneath your skirt. He instantly slipped two thick fingers inside you up to the knuckles, despite wearing a pair of thick leather gloves, the both of you moaning at the squelching sound your bare, wet cunt made. “That’s my girl. You wore this slutty little skirt and no panties just for me, didn’t you? You don’t even care about getting out of here with your keys. You just wanted me to put my hands all over you one last time, yeah?”
Just as you were about to respond, Mingi suddenly stuffed his leather-bound fingers into your mouth, making you taste your own warm wetness. “A-aaahn,” you moaned around his moving digits, feeling them slip along your hot tongue, looking up at your ex’s intensely dark gaze.
“Suck,” he simply requested, smiling fondly at the sight of your plush lips closing around his fingers, pushing them further and further back until he made you gag around them, his cock throbbing at the sight of your teary doe eyes. “Oh, baby, if you’re going to be looking at me like that and making those pretty noises, I’m gonna lose it…but, you can take it, right? My fingers in your throat?”
You whined softly, trying your best not to gag more around his moving fingers, relaxing your throat enough so that the only sound that could be heard was your moans and the abundance of saliva in your mouth.
“Good girl.” Mingi slipped his fingers out of your mouth and pressed his lips onto your cheek, whispering, “Can you take my cock down your throat next, pretty girl? I worked so hard to perform tonight, you know. Don’t you think I deserve head from my favorite ex?”
“Uh-huh,” you found yourself agreeing, your head still fuzzy from having his fingers inside your mouth, desperate to have something else warm and thick on your tongue, thankful for the heavy hand that began to push your head down until your bare knees were resting against the cold concrete below.
“Say ‘aaah’,” Mingi cooed darkly from above, expertly undoing his thick belt buckle and lowering his pants until his stiff, reddened cock smacked up into his abdomen. It was then that his hands were drawn to either side of your head, barely giving you enough time to open your mouth before he thrusted forward, the tip of his cock instantly hitting the back of your throat. “Fuckkkk, that’s a good slut. You don’t have to be my girlfriend to be my fuck toy, huh, baby?”
Your moans of approval were instantly muffled by the massive cock that was being stuffed inside your throat by your eager ex, as you reached up to grasp at his hips, the shiny lighter that was still sitting in between your tits starting to jostle around due to Mingi’s rough movements.
Suddenly reminded of his post-concert ritual, Mingi reached into his back pocket and placed a joint between his lips, then fished the lighter out from between your tits, but not before he squished one of them for the hell of it. He rolled the dial on the lighter a few times before a flame sparked, bringing it up and lighting the tip of his joint.
The strong aroma of Mingi’s flower reached you in an instant, having to blink your many tears away to watch him take a deep puff of it and blow it out into your face. Your lips tingling from the immense stretch, you sputtered around his pulsing cock, suddenly pulling away, letting your spit laced lips rest against his leaking tip, weakly licking at the pre-cum that spilled from it. “M-minnie…”
“Why’d you stop?” Mingi grunted, biting on the tip of the joint to keep it from falling from his lips, looking down at you with his sharp, slightly red eyes. Using his free hand to jerk himself off with his cockhead pressed to your lips and smearing his pre-cum over them just for his own enjoyment, he slowly realized what was up. “Oh, you want a hit? Aren’t you precious? Come here.”
Mingi slowly lowered himself down into a crouching position, letting go of his cock to grab your chin with his arousal coated fingers, taking in a deeper inhale, the majority of the joint turning to ash, just as he flicked it away into the gutter. He pressed his lips onto yours in an open-mouthed kiss, neither of you bothering to close your eyes as he slowly filled your lungs with smoke.
Just as you began to choke while trying to exhale all the smoke, Mingi dragged his tongue across your own and over your top set of teeth just because he felt like it, before standing back up. “I bet you’re feeling real good now, baby. That was top shelf.” He spat into the palm of his hand and lubed up his cock, before patting your cheek and sliding himself back into the hot haven that was your throat, not wasting a single second to begin pumping himself inside it again, almost like he had never stopped.
Now that both your body and brain were delightfully clouded with a heavy, lustful high, you felt like you could cum just from getting ruthlessly throat-fucked alone, your nails digging into Mingi’s bare hips, more and more tears and saliva dripping along your flushed skin the longer he abused your tiny throat with his oversized length.
“Fuck, I can’t handle it when you cry and drool like that just from sucking my cock, baby. I’m gonna fucking cum,” Mingi groaned deeply from above you, rested his forearms against the emergency door, thrusting sloppily into your mouth. He let out a few short, whiny moans once he began to shudder, plunging his throbbing cock deep inside your throat and staying still. “Oh, shit, I’m cumming. Take my load, princess, ohh my god, that’s it.”
You swallowed the warm, salty liquid as it shot down your throat, only to open your mouth and present your tongue when Mingi pulled out and began to slowly milk his cock, taking the rest of his load on your tongue, not swallowing and simply letting it drip down, a few drops spilling down your chin and getting onto your tits.
“Mm, that’s my messy girl. You’re waiting for me to feed it to you, huh?” Mingi licked at his plush lips from witnessing your obedient nod, pushing his soft cock back into his pants and waiting for you to stand up so that he could collect some of the cum that had escaped your mouth and pushed it back into your mouth. “That’s right, babygirl, clean it all up for me. Mm-hmm, just like that.”
Once you slurped the rest of his load off of his fingers, you wrapped your arms around Mingi’s neck, pressing your heated body into his. “Mingiiii, please fuck me, I can’t take it,” you begged him underneath your breath, pressing your lips onto his neck up to his tense jawline.
“Oh, yeah? You can’t live without this dick, can you?” he questioned you huskily, bringing his wrists up to his mouth one by one to pull his gloves off with his teeth, before reaching past your waist to roughly squeeze his warm hands into your ass. When you grimaced up at him, he tugged your skirt up and spread your ass open to run his fingers down your wet slit from behind, making you whimper. “Admit it, and i’ll fuck you stupid, princess.”
Swallowing down any remaining dignity you had along with the remnants of your ex’s load, you lifted one leg up to hook it around his slim waist, allowing him easier access to you wet cunt, shuddering at the sensation of him shallowly slipping his fingers into and out of you just to tease you. “I can’t live without your cock, Mingi, okay? No one fucks me like you do, so please, make me yours.”
Mingi rubbed the abundant wetness around your cunt, licking his lips hungrily, staring down at you past his dark shades. “Right here? Right now?”
“Yes.”
“What if someone sees, princess?”
“I don’t give a fuck if someone sees, just fuck me, please!”
Mingi grinned crookedly, finding deep amusement in your desperation, considering how you were acting just a little while ago. “Where’s your car, baby?”
You pointed down the dark alleyway. “It’s just around the corner over there.”
Mingi looked over his shoulder, then picked you up from the ground, hooking both of your thighs around his waist and carrying you over to your car, massaging his hands into your thighs on the way. “I don’t have any condoms, you know.”
When Mingi laid you down on the hood of your car, the cool metal sending goosebumps up and down your exposed, heated skin, you shook your head and smiled softly. “When has that ever stopped you?”
“Don’t act like you don’t love when I fuck you raw, and leave you stuffed full of my cum…” Still in between your legs, Mingi bent down to leave kisses, licks, and bites along your neck and collarbone, lowering his pants down just enough to free his length, his slick cock growing hard and heavy against your bare cunt. “Fuck, and when I use my fingers to shove my nut back inside your cunt after…mm, I’m honestly surprised you’re not knocked up for me already…”
“Mingi,” you whined disapprovingly, despite the fresh wave of slick coating your ex’s cock as it repeatedly rubbed back and forth along your cunt.
“What, I thought you liked being my cumslut…my little breeding bitch…my pump n’ dump princess…” Mingi recited playfully, teasing your fluttering hole with the tip of his cockhead, just about driving you to the brink of insanity withi his teasing.
“Shut up, Min, oh my god…”
“Why don’t you shut me up then?” he suggested, hovering close enough to your face for you to pull him in for a desperate kiss that consisted mainly of tongue and teeth, your mouths occasionally making contact in between tongue swipes and lip bites, the both of you panting all the while.
Growing impatient, you slipped your fingers into his choppy hair, tugging his head back until your lips parted, a few strands of saliva still connecting them. “If you don’t put your cock inside me in the next two seconds, I’m going to bite it off. You hear me, Song Mingi?”
Groaning breathily when you tugged at his hair again, Mingi let out a few soft chuckles, taking his shades off and setting them down on the corner of the hood. “Using my government name like that….I must’ve teased you too much. My poor angel, so desperate for cock. I’ll fuck you good, baby. I’ll make it up to you,” he sighed, as he wrapped his fingers around his length, guiding the tip to your entrance and sliding all the way in with ease, the both of you letting out obscene moans. Without any hesitation, Mingi began to buck his hips wildly, his metal belt banging against the hood of your car with each thrust. “Oh, fuck. You feel that? Is it good for you?”
“Yes…!” you cried out, barely about to speak, let alone function, now that your beloved ex was rearranging your guts with his colossal cock.
Huffing, Mingi threw your legs up over his shoulders and laid his body weight on you, essentially folding you in half. He ran his tongue along your jaw, before nipping at it, whispering, “God, you’re always so fucking tight, princess. Gonna milk me for all I’ve got, huh? Cuz’ you’re my good little slut, aren’t you?”
“Uh-huh, just for you, Minnie…”
“Mm-hmm, that’s why you’re still here even after you broke up with me earlier, baby…why you’re taking my cock on the hood of your car where anyone can see you…” Mingi continued, squeezing his hands into the plumpness of your thighs, getting a good grip on them, so that he could drive himself into you as hard as he possibly could, punching short, breathy moans out of you. “You sound so pretty for me, baby, and fuck, you’re so wet right now….You’re gonna cream all over my cock, aren’t you?”
As soon as it felt like Mingi’s oversized cock had slammed directly into your cervix, you let out an abrupt yell, an overwhelming amount of pleasure suddenly shooting through your body like lightning. “Fuck…! I’m cumming, Minnie, it’s so– oh my god.” You were gonna start whimpering and crying when Mingi gently placed his warm hand over your mouth, watching him nod his head knowingly at you, his suddenly softened gaze never leaving yours.
“That’s a good girl, such a good girl for me, Y/N,” Mingi sighed against your ear, the hot, wet sounds of your bodies colliding together and the ringing inside your ears almost too loud for you to hear him properly. Feeling your wetness pour out onto his cock, Mingi let go of your mouth and cradled your face instead, pressing slow, meaningful kisses onto your lips, a few drops of sweat dripping along the shaved sections of his hair just as your trembling fingers drifted along it. “Want it inside, yeah?”
“Yeah…” you whispered against his moving lips, not even realizing when you were clutching him impossibly close to you.
“That’s my baby…” Mingi pulled all the way out, your mixed arousal forming a milky foam around the base of his cock, before he slowly pushed all the way back in, just in time for him to paint your insides white with his seemingly endless load. He hugged you close to him all the while, pressing kiss and kiss onto your lips, face, and neck, knowing that your turbulent time together was about to come to an end, and wishing he could turn the clock back to spend another second with you.
Once your highs began to fade, you cleared your throat and slowly sat up, the both of you silently fixing your disheveled clothes and hair in a poor attempt to look presentable in the case of a random passerby.
“So…since you don’t have my keys, I’m not sure how I’m gonna get out of here,” you sighed, about to push yourself off of the hood of your car when Mingi helped you off instead, annoyed that he was suddenly acting gentlemanly when he had shown you nothing of the sort beforehand.
Smiling apologetically, Mingi fished around in one of his pockets and held your keys up to you. “I took them out of your purse before the show started.” Seeing the anger blossom on your pretty, flushed face, he continued, “Listen, I just wanted you to hear me out before you left and never came back to me, baby. I love you.”
You snatched the keys out of his hand and crossed your arms over your chest, leaning back to sit on the hood of your car, keeping your thighs pressed together to keep everything from leaking out of you. “You don’t get to say that after you just made me your ‘pump n’ dump princess’, you idiot.”
“But I didn’t dump you, Y/N. You’re the one who dumped me!” Mingi whined, his lower lip jutting out in a pout, his brown eyes growing wide and puppy-like.
You couldn’t help but begin to laugh, not only at the ludicrous situation you were both in, but at the truth of his statement. Wiping a tear from your eye, you clicked your keys to unlock your car and walked around to the driver’s side.
“Where are you going? Are you leaving me?”
“No, we’re going to the store to get Plan B, dummy. I’m not about to let Mingi Jr. run around and terrorize the city,” you replied, gazing at your ex, the sight of his childlike amusement making you feel a bit soft towards him.
“I call shotgun!” Mingi called, eagerly heading to the passenger door, practically bouncing on his heels.
“There’s only two of us,” you giggled, sitting down in the car with him.
“For now.” Mingi wiggled his eyebrows at you.
You turned the ignition on, shaking your head, the corners of your lips hurting from how long you had been smiling. “Never say that shit again.”
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