#omg i cant stop laughing

[frishfrosh]

I was talking to my bf about the Mcree to Cassidy name change it turns out he was under the impression Mcree was the name of an old cowboy and they had to change his name because and I quote “he committed genocide on the Oregon trail” and didn’t understand why the had to change the name randomly 😂😂😂😂

[bookcluberror]

"Surprise!"

"Bakumer's Class of Courting"

Bakugou mer is excited to help Kirishima woo Ochako!

but 🦭 + 🦐 = 💀

[bkdk mer au]

[biscuitboba]

Back with my wano zolu brainrot again<33

So yeah, this part:

I will never stop obsessing over this particular moment, hence this part being one of my favorite wano zolu moments. Like zoro is so worried?? he can't stop screaming out luffy's name. You can see that he is visibly distraught, and while both of them got stuck spinning around thanks to kaido's dragon twister, but of course luffy will always be zoro's number one priority (what's new honestly?)

I've been a zolu shipper for years, but i guess i'd never get used to seeing zoro's devotion towards luffy. No matter how many times i've seen it. And i think his devotion is one of the many things that i deeply love about zolu (from luffy's side it's all about subtlety but that's not what im going to talk about today lol)

Like, i dont even need to say anything, just look at him. Look at them.

Like i just think they are very neat and i want to cry or kms, thanks

[httpiastri]

#1 chaotic duo, change my mind

[crosshairlovebot]

they’re the same picture

[backhurtyy]

i just received. the funniest comment i have ever received in my life.

[starbiology]

hahahaha What??

[bamboozled-distress]

starting mpreg discourse in the comment section of a trolls band together fanart post on Instagram is probably my favourite thing I’ve ever done in my life

[idiot-swanwich]

I showed my friends the tag list for i love atsushi 😭

[philytra]

idk which ethogirl needs to hear this but watching naruto is NOT a supplement for etho content

[todayisafridaynight]

Why not combine them? You could post about MineDai eating pasta! Does Mine bulk with pasta? Does Daigo have a favorite pasta dish? Do they cook it together for a date night? Does Daigo even know how to boil water?? (Genuinely if you have any interest in posting about this please do, would read)

mine could, in fact, be the one who makes daigo pasta with a lil olive oil and salt and parmesan youre right ......

[bothsidesofaquestion]

😶 "Where do babies come from?"

-From baby Tenia

unprompted asks | always accepting

Go ask your mother, go ask your mother, go ask y---

Wait, Meggan is not around. Shit.

Kurt swallows tight. He could swear he feels a tiny sweatdrop rolling down his forehead; he smiles and brings his daughter to the couch, to sit next to her.

"Why do you want to know?" He asks first, it is important to know why she suddenly has curiosity about human -mutant- reproduction.

"I mean." He clears his throat and places a hand on his daughter's shoulder. "It's a whole process and it involves two individuals of the opposite biological sex." As he tries to explain the best he can without making any confusing commentary.

"Male and female..."

Mein Gott Meggan help, where are you?

"And, they have to..."

Aaaah, how do I say this? How? How do I explain???

"They have to, well they have to..." He squeezes his eyes for a moment.

"They have to get together, to get married and when they decide to start a family they make plans to bring a baby to this world by making them grow inside the mother's belly."

Great Kurt, this is fabulous.

At least he is dodging the bullet, right?

Right?

[truethes]

      ❛     what to do if the vampire    doesn't want to wake up at sundown: step one. what, a vampire's not allowed a little lazy, snoozy 'me' time? step two. let them sleep, you monster. ❜

[rileylastname]

ANGELA FALLING OFF THE CHAIR I KNEW IT WAS COMING AND I STILL GASPED

[nthflower]

LMAO

[szaryherbatnik]

Tough day rambles

In a world with a different setting id be a prophet or a person with cool visions, id be a person worthy of protection and trust and friendship. Here im just paranoid and i worry about the wrong things. Somewhere else when i dance on my way to a shop everyone thinks im full of joy and whimsy and they dont think im drunk or childish. Somewhere else i can be around people for more than 5 hours before i shut down for the rest of the day. Somewhere else i dont remind everyone im stupid and dumb and i dont describe everything i do and feel as "slight" and "little" and "a bit", im able to love romantically and dream of tenderness and give it and recieve it. Idk i just hate myself a lot.