#omfg omfg omfg you're a genius

[greeksorceress]

Last one before bed. This idea is eating my brain:

“One more,” Luke pleads, “one more child, Jace - please. I loathe the idea of our Laenor being alone.”

His brother pauses, full lips pursed slightly.

“Have you considered-“

“I would rather fling myself from the top of the Keep than bare his children,” Luke hisses, before turning upon his brother with a cow-eyed expression, “yours, Jace - the babe has to be yours.”

listen, i have hearts in my eyes right now. the fact that they named the baby laenor!? the fact that lucerys is asking for another one!? my whole heart. i need this in my life, i need this so much! everything that you write has me 🥺🤍 jacaerys obliging tho . . . hihi

[huccimermaidshirts]

Took my sister to see DWD yesterday and she fucking loved it! When the twist happened she kept turning to me and saying "fucking brilliant"! She thought Florence was amazing and the cinematography, she thought Harry was okay in it! Not stellar but okay! And she thought that some parts needed more development to show more of the reason of why everything happened! Overall, as someone who had seen NOTHING from spoilers or controversies etc (only super vague stuff), she didn't see any of the twists happening! And she enjoyed herself a lot! And we were having such interesting conversation! It was also her first movie post pandemic!!!!!!!!!

[de4dlyniightshade]

i loveeee your headcannons for spencer!!

can we get some for service-softdom!spencer?

OMFG I FORGOT TO ANSWER THIS IM SO SORRY!!!

BUT YES OFC!!!

HEADCANON SEGMENT!!!(this bit is getting cringe i regret my choices.)

we all know damn well that spencer is giver, LOVESSSSSSSS to make you feel good and hear how good he makes you feel

would literally be so gentle and sweet with you, doing whatever you want him to do bcs he's literally the best boy ever<3

loves when you tell him exactly what you want him to do bcs it just makes it so much easier for him and he knows he's doing good.

needs lots of reassurance and praise bcs his biggest fear is hurting you or doing something wrong and you not enjoying it.

loves when you're like rlly tired and just tell him to fuck you however he wants just as long as he's inside you and close to you, letting him use you to get himself and you off.

enjoys missionary a lot!! bcs he gets to bury his face in your neck and wrap his arms around you or suck on your tits while he fucks you nice and deep

never needs to be told that the clit needs attention too, he's a genius, of fucking course he knows where it is and how to use it and loves to, the way his touch makes you squirm and moan making him lose his mind.

face sitting is a must. suffocate him and ride his face until he's lightheaded and seeing stars and he'll still ask for more.

adores when you use his body to get yourself off and doesn't care if he doesn't get anything in return, he just loves making you cum, especially when you fuck yourself on his fingers while he's just reading or minding his own business.

thigh riding!!! doesn't matter what time of day it is, it could be 5am and he wouldn't care, will never pass up the chance to watch you ride his thigh, gasping and moaning while you grip his shirt.

so. many. compliments. never stops telling you how pretty you are and how beautiful your body is, how pretty your sounds are and how much he adores every inch of you.

knows damn well that toys are his teammate and not his competition.

pulls you back against his chest and guides your hips up and down as he thrusts into you at whatever pace you tell him to.

wont let you ever clean yourself up afterwards, that's his job and his job only, you deserve to just sit pretty while he kisses your soft skin and wipes away any mess.

[jettwrites]

thinking abt tashi who owns puppy!art and patrick who owns puppy!reader finally moving in together after dating for a few months forcing u and art to convive together despite ur complaints and bratty attitude while poor well behaved art is just scared that you're disobedience will rub off on him, not wanting to ever disappoint tashi :((. nd reader who just thinks that maybe if she annoyed tashi enough by teasing and torturing art and disobeying her orders that she might up break up with patrick, leaving u all alone w ur own space again. tashi who hates when u get all handsy with puppy art w/o her permission, and art who is trying his best to ignore your antics, but is clearly getting closer and closer to just snapping...

until she's just had enough, you want to be a little brat? she'll give you just what you need, ordering art to have his way with you, to fuck you until you're poor puppy brain is all mush and you're so overstimulated you're crying and begging for forgiveness, finally wiping away that smirk off your face while she just watches skhsjsjsysj idk need puppy art to snap so baddd!!

inspired by that one ask luvved it!!

ahsmnhgggnng omfg anon you genius kisses your forehead how patrick kissed arts after winning. SORRY this took foreverr I was going CRAZY because i adore this dynamic!!

patrick and tashi have been dating for a while now — eight months to be exact. on their anniversary the couple decided to move in together. between her house versus patrick’s, they agreed on his because with the extra bedrooms, it was overall more spacious. however, with this new arrangement, you were now forced to spend time with art — tashi’s puppy.

you hate everything about the change. you hate how tashi contributes to your training, punishments are now dished out more often than not. she leaves you in your crate for hours on end, keeps your cunt locked up with a chastity belt — cold steel just out of reach from your clit, getting you worked up yet not enough to obtain any real relief. but most of all, you hate having to share your space.

patrick would trap you and art in your bedroom while him and tashi fucked each other a room over, moans accompanied by a quiet thumping sound echoed off every wall. he would leave you with a sharp “behave,” before hurriedly chasing after the brunette, softly giggling down the hallway. art’s desire to please tashi and avoid conflict made him anxious about the situation, eyebrows furrowed worriedly about your behavior.

over the course of an hour, you were a complete menace. barking orders at art as if he were your dog — commanding him around out of spite and partially out of amusement. using your feet to shove him off the cushiony mattress, while whining with a pout about how it’s your bed and not his. “mutts like you belong on the ground,” when in actuality, you were most certainly the runt of the pair. he would snarl back from his spot on the bottom — cool hardwood floors digging into his knees. blue puppy dog eyes contorted into daggers, gaze laced with pure irritation. you were constantly bratty no matter the condition, but moving in made you relentless.

you took inevitable pleasure in teasing and torturing the blonde, hoping your disruptive behavior would soon be enough to cause him to break. have him give in to temptation and forget about tashi’s firm rules.

the fervor growing in your abdomen was becoming too much to ignore — barely rocking into the firm mattress beneath your weight. teeth sinking into your plush bottom lip, vision shifting toward art’s meek figure in the corner. it’s as if your brain turns off and your libido takes over, the way you crawl near art — like a lion stalking its prey. you shifted closer to him, one hand spreading over his pale, milky chest, but it was enough. you needed more — insatiable as usual. nipping at his earlobe, and nuzzling into the surface of his skin.

“c’mon— they won’t know… she won’t know,” you whisper trailing a hand down his v-line, grazing his semi with the tip of your index finger. “it will be our secret. they’re too busy fucking to even notice anyways.”

the most the blonde can get out is an uneasy whimper before you seize him.

it’s how you turned out ass up on the bed, face pushed down against a pillow by a heavy hand tangled in your hair, a string of “uh, uh, uhs” rolling freely from your tongue with each time you gasp for air. your arms had completely given out already, lying limp by your sides. tashi and patrick observed from a chair as art pounded into your pussy — merciless with his strokes. she guided art on how to discipline you with a simple “harder,” or a “don’t slow down.” her arms crossed, propping up her tits subtly as she eyes your expression — completely out of it, in that fuzzy headspace that leaves you feeling airy.

and art’s being so cruel with the way he handles you. the “innocent puppy” is apparently a mask for what’s lying beneath when pushed over the edge. “what happened to all that talking you were doing before, huh?…” you whine, defeated. “that’s what I thought. you’re all bark and no bite — it’s pathetic.” he spat, leaning down to berate you up close and personal. “poor puppy brain all fucked out as soon as your filled up.”

he wasn’t wrong either. you already came on his cock numerous times — too many for you to remember, mind completely turned to mush. your cunt milked him each time you tumbled into that familiar euphoric sensation, tight hole hugging him, leaving a ring of white around the girthy base of his length.

“are gonna keep your hands off art from now on, or are you gonna keep bein’ a brat all the time?”

patricks chimes in squeezing your cheeks between his fingers.

“nuh-uh… nghh!— nonono, ‘m not a… i will! g’na be a good girl—”

a jolt of pain blooms in your cheek before he roughly grabs ahold once more.

“are you really? cause i don’t believe you.”

“y-yes! yes! hah— I promise!”

“good fucking mutt. keep goin’, make artie cum— go on… milk him dry.”

[thegnomelord]

thinking about those tiktoks/youtube shorts where the partner of the pregnant person holds their up and it makes them feel relaxed and weightless, and replacing them with Gaz and Reader 🥰

Fuuuuuuck that is so adorable omfg just:

You notice how Gaz has been more irritable as of late. You two only had about a month and a half before the due date and Gaz, in Soap's wonderful words, looks like he's stuck a beach ball up his arse. You'd needed to hold Gaz back from strangling Soap because of that comment.

But hasn't been having the best time with the pregnancy, and though he doesn't complain much, you know the constant back pain is bothering him, and needing to go to pee every five minutes is getting old quickly when he can only awkwardly waddle.

So when you find a way to ease some of the pain, you're going to try it.

Gaz tilts his head to keep you in view as you take your position behind him. "And this is supposed to help me how?" Kyle asks, raising an eyebrow. But he happily leans his back into you, head resting comfortably on your shoulder.

"Wait and see." You hum, your hands sliding over his stomach. Carefully you move your hands under his stomach, slowly adding pressure until you lifted his stomach, your muscles tensing as you're surprised by the weight.

The reaction is instant — he lets out a pleased sound deep in his chest, melting against you. "Oh baby, lovie..." He whispers, "You're a genius."

"Holy shit." You can't help but say as you hold his stomach, the weight bearing down on your hands and it does your head in to know your children are in your hands. "I can feel them." You mutter.

"No shit." He grunts, tilting his head to kiss you the best he can. "That's it, you're doing this all the time now."

[buwheal]

HOLY SHIT LOOK WHAT WAS IN THE MAILBOX THIS MORNING!!!!!

YIPPEE!!!!

Starting with the @colliholly charms!!! (i love this shop oh my god!!!!) Theyre such high quality omfg!!!! The print on the little itty bitty spamton in the shaker is super amazing for the size i was actually quite surprised!!! AND the neo charm!!! AUUGHH!!!!! I love the holo stars AND THE GREEN KEYCHAIN???? THAT MATCHES UP WITH HIS STRINGS LIKE HE'S HANGING FROM IT?? ABSOLUTE GENIUS OMFG, this is the shop to go for some killer acrylic charms!!

And then the @spacejacket enamel pins!!!!! AHHH!!!! I couldnt resist the neo pin BECAUSE IT GLOWS IN THE DARK??!? THATS SO AWESOME!!! PLUS THEYRE ENAMEL??? Finding good spamton enamel pins on etsy was actually really difficult so i LOVE these!! Theyre such high quality!!! He's so cute with his little phone too 😭😭

And The freebies!! Tysm for the freebies i loved them!!!!! You're both so generous 😭 My itabag grows!!! i have three more spamton related things waiting to be delivered for my itabag army 😈 If you couldnt tell its going to be primarily spamton themed lol

Here are the links to their etsy stores!! :-) Colliholly Spacejacket

[that-was-a-bit-stupid-of-you]

ttpd review: thoughts (and prayers)

cuz wtf was that. (also providing my two cents that no one gives a shit about)

Is the promotion in the room with us?

Not going to lie, this part pissed me off. As a post evermore release swiftie, the first album release I got was midnights. And while the promotion for midnights wasn't astoundingly genius, the track list release (midnights mayhem with me) was smart. Everyday, there would be chaos all over social media of taylor taking out a number and releasing the track name. The excitement over YOYOK was to die for. But after reaching peak fame, girlie just decided shit wasn't necessary anymore. Absolutely no promotion for ttpd, except a few lyrics that provided no context (or excitement) whatsoever. That, and the very non subtle "hinting" of some big reveal of what went down between her and joe, by making some playlists, that not only ruined the perspective of many of her fans and the relationship they had with her previous songs, but ALSO. THE ALBUM HAD BARELY ANYTHING ABOUT JOE. (Not that i personally care about what happened, but it was so unnecessary to center the ONLY promotion done around someone who was barely a part of the album). Swifties went on the internet to harass joe alwyn (and his female coworkers) who might as well be called a special mention on a matty healy album. Why even do all that then? We will never know.

Confusion?

taylor released 31 songs, and while a double album theory coming true would be a dream come true for any swiftie, it just... wasn't. Out of 31 songs, barely 10 stood out. Some of it just didn't make sense, in any way. "Why is this on the album?" "This sounds like a midnights vault track." "No issues, maybe this is just a skip. I'll listen to the next. Oh wait nvm. Um." Like girl what. It just feels like a giant vault album of synth pop music.

Also, it's called the tortured poets department. There is barely anything poetic or tortured about the album aesthetic. Except maybe it's torturing me, but I'm as much of a poet as she is, which basically means I'm not one.

The album just feels so different than the other albums, in the sense that they followed an aesthetic, a certain style of music and lyrics, and created some sort of story. This one just feels like she wrote many songs and put them all on an album, picked whatever track name seemed interesting enough as the album name, and called it a day. Some of the songs are gems, some create a confusion as to why they are on this album, and some just make you cringe- or atleast go "wtf". Which is fine, but if not even half the songs fall under the first category out of 30 songs, then it's a problem.

These were written by... taylor?

The lyrics omfg. I'm not going to be one of those ppl who go around saying that the lyrics sounded like an emo middle schooler (I've heard this take) BUT again, some songs have lyrics that make you question how taylor, someone who wrote the albums folklore and evermore, and many great songs like would've, could've, should've, story of us, all too well, fearless, white horse, dbatc, daylight, red... I could keep going tbh, produced...this.

It was very weird to listen to the words "tattooed golden retriever" from someone who wrote "handsome, you're a mansion with a view" (also who the FUCK is calling matty healy that??)

A very important part of taylor's music is how it is focused on the lyrics. The music itself isn't the most special, or different, in most of her songs, but what makes them (and her) special is her songwriting. However, from her songwriting going from commonly used phrases and idioms to make them tell a story, use a wide range of vocabulary, heavily using personification, allusion, transferred epithet, and a few other figures of speech that she uses in her songs to make elements such as colours, for example, tell a story, in a way it seemed effortless and fit perfectly, to this... now it feels like she's trying to do that, but that's it. She's TRYING, and it's not yielding results, and seems more like a try hard "poet" rather than... whatever she was going for. The songs are filled with self-satisfied "clever" metaphors that are being reused and recycled over and over. This is not what ppl meant when they asked you to be more environmentally friendly, taylor.

Final thoughts I guess?

While the songs are basically only an empty shell of something that taylor used to make, the album isn't all bad. Some of the songs do sound good and go well with taylor's voice (aaron dessner, the fucking legend you are) and are quite enjoyable, if not as memorable as her other songs.

There are songs such as the prophecy, clara bow, so long, london, loml, guilty as sin?, etc., that really do come through and honestly I really like them.

I do feel that the album can grow on people, but it's just... not the best. Like she says so much, and not to quote taylor swift, but genuinely the only thing in my head right now is "the more you say, the less I know".

Overall, the album is fine, but not in taylor swift standards. It's just... not bad, with some exceptions.

[biggestqiblifan]

WISDOM SAGA SPOILERS

Ok, I really enjoyed the Wisdom Saga, it was good, but in my opinion, not the best.

I just feel like, it could've been better and that more could've been done for it. Idk man, these are my thoughts, so yah,

I've always really liked Mr. Jalapenos' previous decisions, but there were a few things scattered thoughtout:

Now, I don't know if my ears are broken or not, but I didn't really feel much emotion from Mico, the voice actor of Telemachus in Legendary, it got better in We'll Be Fine, but I just didn't feel right.

In Love in Paradise, I felt like Calypso should've been more energetic like she was in the snippet. I mean, Calypso has been remote and has not seen anyone for 100 years! She's bound to be ecstatic. (that being said, WANGUI IS WONDERFUL!!! omfg)

Finally, the one I was most disappointed about; God Games.

I had been looking so forward for this one, (and I must say, Luke Holt, voice actor of Zeus, FUCKING ATE!! Jesus Christ man, god damn) especially the lines of Apollo and Hephaestus, but, that's literally all they got. One godsdammed line. Apollo said some stuff about him being sad that he wouldn't get to hear the songs of the sirens anymore. And all Athena did was say, "oh yeah, don't worry bro, they're all good." HE WASN'T EVEN THAT HARD TO CONVINCE!! What happened to the fact that Ody's crew killed your SACRED CATTLE (!?) YOUR FRIENDS!!! Even Polyphemus was more pissed.

I get that Jorge might've been trying to show that he didn't really care, but he should've at least mentioned a bit more. And if you're gonna have a song about Athena's genius then maybe show her using it more.

These next ones are purely personal. I think they were fine as they are. But, yeah, these are my little wishes.

HEPHAESTUS WAS FREAKING AWESOME!!! Man, I just wished he had more screentime.

And I felt that Hera's voice was a bit flowy and to me didn't really suit, but, meh, maybe Jorge liked her portrayal of the character more. Idk.

But yeah, my main feud was with the trashy hand Apollo had been dealt.

I think it would've been better off if the songs were grouped together separately, so that it would be better, so there was more time and so that everything sounded nicer and fairer overall. The song is already 5 minutes, pushing six, (not really, but hyperbole), it would've been better separate.

Again, these are my feuds, very disappointed, but overall THE MUSIC WAS FIRE!!!!! It was amazing as usual. I just wish these details were tweaked. I love the voice actors sm.

[thestarfishinjootsoffice]

Hi i was wondering how would slashers celebrate their s/o's birthday?

Omfg I was literally thinking about this a few weeks ago. I don't know if poly or separate so I'll just put separate + with making cake!

I'm sorry this took so long, it was basically like this

My day be so fine writing this, then boom. My mom wakes up and makes me do chores.

And I also lacking motivation. Let me know if I should add more slashers.

Slashers celebrating their s/o's birthday!

Michael

You woke up to Michael standing over you, trying to catch your attention.

"What's wrong Michael..?"

He then drags you out of bed, it was unusual. You thought he might've accidentally knocked over some things but he dragged you to a calender and pointed at the date. It was marked... Your birthday! It wasn't marked before so that could only mean one thing.

"Aw, you remembered!" You hugged Michael's arm as he just stood there, you would've been a bit moody being woken up out of your sleep but you were happy your stoic mute expressionless boyfriend remembered your birthday. You walked over to the bathroom to get prepared. When you walked out you saw Michael with a note almost was unreadable that said "cake?"

"Oh, of course. There's no good birthday without cake."

Now you were both in the kitchen, Michael was just going to sit back and observe you but you insisted he'd join too. Now there was flour everywhere and egg bits on the counter and the sprinkles and chocolate chips no where to be seen, It suddenly disappeared when you told Michael about it. Hmm... You made a major mistake in telling Michael to put the cake batter in the oven while you were making icing and then a few minutes later your oven and cake was on fire and you ended up eating the icing and buying a small cake in a convenience store. Still a fun experience though. It was filled with laughter and giggling the whole time, he even smile secretly under his mask.

"Michael be more gentle, the eggs are flying everywhere! "

"Okay just pour the flou- not so fast!"

"Michael don't lick that you're gonna get salmonella."

"Michael? Where did the sprinkles go?"

"Ok,I'm done with the ic- what? OMG THE CAKE"

"Oh this is really good, here have a bite."

Billy and Stu

You were awoken with crashing down stairs and a loud scream. Curious and worried you discreetly started to waddle your way down stairs. You probably shouldn't but your boyfriends were in your house what if they got hurt?

You called out "Billy? Stu?" You were getting really worried. And then you saw your boyfriend Stu on the ground with blood on him and a knife on the ground. You started to tear up.

"Stu..?"

And then a a ghostly figure jumped in front of you stabbed you in the stomach, you looked down and you were frozen, the knife retraced and you saw that it was a fake knife! Then you heard laughter. You saw Stu get up and the figure took off it's mask and you saw Billy.

"Oh my god.." You sighed. They do this every couple of months and you fall for it everytime, you swear they have an obsession with 'ghostface'.

Stu then ran to hug you.

"I'm sorry baby." He said still laughing and smiling though. Billy joined in too and said,

"Okay as an apology we'll bake a cake for you."

"Why?"

"Because it's your birthday duh."

"Oh. Right." You were so scared you forgot it was your birthday.

You cleaned up the mess on the floor as they got the ingredients ready, it was alot. They really prepared for this.

"Okay so what are we gonna decorate it as? I want something spooky."

"Uh... A pumpkin? Witch? A zombie...??"

"Nah too cliché."

"How about ghostface with red filling inside as blood?"

"Oh you are a genius Y/n!" You smile shyly. You liked it though, even though it was really fucked up.

You quickly put to work and Stu kept throwing flour at the two of you as a silly little joke and Billy would do it ten times harder. You'd have to eventually duck down every once in a while since they were really getting into it but it was still somehow working out. You got everything done you put it in the oven and you decided to join in the fun and then Stu fell down and accidentally turned the temperature really high so it was a little burnt but that's the good part. They were REALLY quiet and focused on the decorating part it almost looked uncharacteristic. The cake turned out awesome but not so awesome at the incredibly dusty chaotic filth on the floor.

"You're gonna mess up the cake!"

"Stop eating the icing it's for the cake."

"Apologize to the cake"

"Let's put some candies in it!"

"Wow you're really good at this"

"Wait how are we going to get the filling inside"

"Damn this shit hits."

Jason

You were chilling outside when you saw Jason come over to you with a shit ton of flowers in his arms and slowly drops it all over you. Making it rain flowers for a few seconds.

"What's the occasion?" You asked him smiling holding some of the flowers.

He signs "your birthday" Right, it's your birthday today!

You smiled at him "what should we do on my birthday?"

He shrugged. There wasn't really much around the woods you guys could do well. Except go outside out of the woods! But he was a little shy. him somehow once ending up in New York City in Manhattan doesn't count.

So you decided to get some groceries instead. After a few hours of being paranoid you come back. With baking ingredients! He was excited. He couldn't really bake anymore after he died so he was ecstatic and especially with you too? He was a really happy man.

He was really careful and gentle with his actions, making sure not to mess up and upset you. You could basically order him anything and he would do it. But as the good spouse you are you decided to help him. He carefully poured the flour and cracked the eggs. unlike Michael and listened to every word you instructed to him discreetly. The baking session ended with a small food fight and two hungry spouses. It was a beautiful forest decorated cake with a couple fruits in it which was soft and sweet just perfect for a birthday. You don't know if zombies can have normal human food but he got a couple slices anyway.

It was a very fun experience for the both of you and you'd bake again and not just for a birthday.

"It's okay, there's nothing to panic about."

"You're doing great!"

"Yeah pass me th- did you just throw that at me."

"Cut the fruits into half's."

"Oh you did wonderful!"

"Can you even taste that?"

Thomas

Oh I'm not sure how he'll be able to celebrate your birthday when he's busy working 24/7 but I'm sure he can fix something.

You were babysitting babi while the others were busy with the victims. Even though it was your birthday you didn't mind hanging out with Babi, it kept you entertained anyways. You got thirsty and went into the kitchen and you saw your boyfriend and greeted him when he stopped you all of a sudden.

"What's worry Tommy?" But he just shook his head.

"Let me in I'm thirsty, I don't mind if there's a dead body on the ground." He then yet again shook his head and pushed you into the room you and Babi were previously in and ran out and came back with your water. That was weird.. But you choose to ignore it. Nothing was normal here anyway.

Babi started to get tired and fell asleep and you tucked her in but you were started to get really bored so you went outside into the woods for some fresh air. While walking you suddenly tripped and scratched yourself and started to bleed. Great. And you then heard running and the faint sound of a chainsaw from behind you and you saw a bleeding dirtied girl look at you and then grabbed you and started running. What the hell? She whispered.

"It's okay, I know you're scared but were gonna get out of this place together." Her voice was shaky and weak. Did she think you were a victim? Well in the state you were you did look like one. You tried to break out of her grip but they were like iron. You were about to say something but you shouldn't let her go. it'd be a great danger for you and the hewitts. So you decided to play along. But what you didn't expect was that she threw you in front of Thomas when he got near the both of you.

It was so sudden he managed to injure you. He immediately dropped his weapon and rushed over to you. There was a cut on your shoulder and blade but it was just a small minor injury. But the girl was getting away.

"Tommy I'm fine, get her!" You hissed slightly.

He was reluctant but he had to and not even 3 minutes later he comes back and carries you to the house. You were patched up and you saw Thomas walked to you holding a cake! But it wasn't without any icing or cream on it. And then he pointed at the table where there were cut up fruits and the icing. So you get to decorate whatever you'd like to. And God forbid hoyt says anything about this. He'll get a direct smack to the head by Luda. And hooray, everyone gets cake!

"Tommy put the blueberries over there."

"What should we make?"

"Is that supposed to be me?"

"Babi don't eat too much too much of the cream!"

"Oh thank you Mom, you were so generous to bake a cake for me."

"This is the best birthday I've ever had!"

[angel-of-the-moons]

OH MY GOD I LOVE YOUR PAVI FUCSS SO LIKE I DECIDED TO TELL YOU MY IDEA WHERE BASSICALY,

Pairing - Younger sibling of Hobie!Reader

- Basically, reader is Hobies younger sibling and both of them were basically accidentally bitten by the same spider and so they both got recruited and since Hobie made friends with Pavi, he decides to introduce reader to Pavi and when they both meet, it was basically love at first sight!!

Omfg Nonnie you genius (a cliche as old as time)!

You Were A Punk, He Did Ballet

Pavitr Prabhakar x Spider Person!Reader (Hobie's Sibling)

TW/CW: None. Fluff as fluffy as Pavitr!

🪷🪷🪷🪷🪷🪷🪷🪷🪷🪷

It was weird. Not expected, like, at all.

Everyone knew it was weird, because Miguel friggin' O'Hara admitted it was weird.

Two people getting bit by the same radioactive spider?

Two Spider-People at the same time?

Two Spider-Punks?

Miguel could barely handle the one.

But, he figured it would be better to have you included in the Spider Society than have you in the dark, especially when your older brother Hobie was already pretty involved.

And so, your brother's tour of HQ started, prattling on about how Miguel would probably pull out all the stops on how you two typically kicked back and had unwound after your "hero crap."

Basically meaning "no spray paint, no loud obnoxious music, no fun".

But, you distracted yourself from the confining rules of your new "job" by saying hi to the people your brother introduced you to.

To say you were shocked was an understatement.

The pregnant Spider-Woman and the guy with a baby strapped to his chest? You could handle that.

But a freakin' T-Rex, a car, a cat... a popsicle?!

Miguel was worried about two punks?!

You adjusted one of your studded bracelets, sighing.

Your mask was off, revealing the heavy eyeliner and facial piercings you had. Yours weren't as basic as your brother's, you had some rhinestone studs to add a bit of "sparkle" to your visage. The chains and safety pins in your ears however were pretty on the bar.

"'Ey! There he is!" Hobie shouted, waving his arm in the air frantically to get the attention of another Spider-Man.

"Pavitr! Get yer arse over here and meet somebody!" He laughed.

The guy looked like he was about your age, might be older. But with the fact you're gonna be working with a sentient popsicle?

Easy peasy.

🪷🪷🪷🪷🪷🪷🪷🪷🪷🪷

Pavitr's heart did a funny flip-flop in his chest when he laid eyes on you.

You were breathtaking.

Probably literally, to people you were angry or fighting with...

Your heavy, smudged eye makeup, studded appearance, and punkish appearance for some reason hit him like a ton of bricks.

You were on the same level of fashion as Hobie, but something about you made butterflies fly around in his tummy and sweat break out on his palms.

Oh, god, you had a lip ring, too?

He swallowed and nervously patted his sides as Hobie practically shoved him to you and introduced you to him, and you watched as they did their typical play-fighting.

"This is my work bro, Pavitr. He's from another universe, too." Hobie grinned at you, leaning over to drape his arm over Pavitr's shoulder as the latter stared at you, wide eyes and blankly blinking.

"Sup. Hobie's told me a bit about you?" You say, tossing him a lopsided smirk that made his pulse skyrocket.

He felt like his knees were gonna give out when you grabbed his hand and shook it, giving a fist bump as you pulled away, carefully minding him with your spiked knuckles.

"Uh, it's, uh hi. Yeah." Pavitr fumbled, making you chuckle.

Oh, god, your laugh. It was perfect. Like a nice cold glass of water after a hot run.

And he suddenly found himself very thirsty.

Gwen came up and smirked at you, grabbing your hand to pull you away to show you something.

"C'mon, I gotta show you the cafeteria." She says.

You give Hobie and Pavitr a wink and a wave as you let the girl pull you away.

Hobie stared at Pavitr with the most frustratingly shit-eating smirk he's ever had.

"Cat got ya tongue, Pav?" He teased.

"No, I'm just--just tired! And I didn't know you had a sibling!" He sputtered, trying to shake him off.

"Oi, don't tell me you gotta crush on my sib already, Pav?!" Hobie grinned like a pierced shark.

"No!" Pavitr denied, his voice cracking and squeaking a bit with how hard he was denying it.

But, Hobie noticed the way Pavitr stared after you as you left with Gwen.

And again, he grinned.

[ranposgirlboss]

~bsd comfort hcs~

this came about while i was cleaning dishes and scanning my check in from work LMAOAKSIUJSAHb (this is pretty much just a more elaborate ver of my other one)

can also be seen as romantic or platonic!!

charas: sigma, ranpo, poe, chuuya, and nikolai

genre: FLUFF!!!!!!! some mild hurt comfort <3

I ALSO STARTED THIS AFTER WORK SO IT MIGHT KINDA SUCK SINCE IM SO TIRED OMFG 😭 IM SORRY IF IT DOES ILL GIVE U A KISS IN RETURN

(it slowly goes more and more downhill)

LESSGOOO ₍₍ ◝(　^∀ ^ )◟ ⁾⁾

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SIGMA

-SIGMAA (my crush on this man grows bigger by the day), so as i mentioned last time he would know when there's something wrong pretty quickly!!

-sigma would probably play a game of cards with you to distract you for a bit tbh (he will hesitantly agree to play uno AJHNMAKBHJS HIM PKAYING UNO WOULD BE SO FUNNY but anyways.)

-may or may not try to lose on purpose in an attempt to make you happier

-seems like a speed typa guy (that card game is so fun its the best one)

-after a bit and once youve calmed down, he'll ask what happened to you

-if you to choose to explain, he would probably gossip about it with you, or tell you its ok and you're doing great <33

-if you choose not to, he totally understands! he'll just keep on playing the card game with you, or yall could go do something else!!

-VERY GOOD COMFORT!!

RANPO

-lets all be honest with ourselves

-he isnt the BEST at comfort

-however, that doesnt necessarily mean that hes BAD at it

-he will take a bit to notice, as he is pretty absorbed in cases, eating snacks, and being a dense genius that cant tell peoples emotions that well!!

-but, you can always ask him to distract you for a bit if your emotions are very big

-hes very good at distracting you

-probably will say "stop staying cooped up inside!! >:(" and just grab you and take you to some bakery to eat sweets with him, to play video games with you!!

-since he gets that youre not in the best mood, hell try his best not to steal your food. keyword: best.

-playing games with ranpo is so fun don't even

-he probably wouldnt be the best at responding well if you ranted to him, would probably say that he's sorry but that's kinda the best he can do

-if you dont wanna talk about it, perfect!! ranpo is internally scared you might lash out at him due to his lack of actual response ಥ‿ಥ

-pretty good at comfort, mostly just turns to yall hanging out tho!!

POE

-im never gonna stop writing for him be prepared to see him in every hcs <33

-at first he wouldnt know what to do

-i mean, hes barely even had any FRIENDS to comfort.....sooooooooooooooo

-his version of comfort is like buying a mansion if you feel sad

-i mean thats somehow the ONLY conclusion

-"you dont feel sad anymore right y/n ( ꈍᴗꈍ)"

-I MEAN YOU CANT FEEL SAD WHEN YOURE SUPER SHOCKED SO IT KIND OF WORKS JUST....NOT THE WAY YOU EXPECTED

NIKOLAI

-THE SILLY.

-HE IS THE PRIME JOKESTER. HE WILL MAKE YOU LAUGH, NO MATTER WHAT IT TAKES.

-he just doesnt wanna see you sad, BUT HE DOESNT KNOW HOW TO ACTUALLY COMFORT PEOPLE

-so, he will make you laugh. to distract you from the problem.

-he very well knows that this wont help in the long run, but i mean, what is he gonna do?? learn how to ACTUALLY comfort you?? why would he do that when he can be silly instead????? (same)

-if you didnt laugh at his jokes, well, then he'll shock you out of sadness.

-will literally fucking teleport your whole body some place random. (use his silly ability, idfk what its called 😭)

-like im not fucking joking

-so laugh for your own sake

-OR YOURE GOING TO THE VOID!!!

CHUUYA

-i eat my manga chuuya'os everyday (get it??? because cheerios and chuuya, so if you combine the names you get chuuyios/chuuya'os. laugh.)

-hot take, I THINK HE WOULD BE REALLY GOOD AT COMFORT

-LIKE NO CAP

-he would probably just bluntly ask you what was wrong, and if you don't want to explain, that's alright.

-im not gonna shut up about him taking you on motorcycle rides.

-i never WILL >:(

[leonenjoyer69]

Whole Jekyll. What would it be like if they used the wrong salt for HJ7? And Whole Jekyll is in control because of it ? Finally in control.

CHAT, CHAT WHO WROTE THIS? BC YOU'RE A FUCKING GENIUS, /GEN

JEKYLL BARRICADES HIMSELF IN HIS OFFICE AND MANAGES TO FIND 1 RED VIAL, IN A FRENZY AS HE FEELS HYDE TRY TO TAKE CONTROL AGAIN, HE MIXES IN WHAT HE THINKS IS THE RIGHT SALTS AND DOWNS IT, THINKING IT WOULD LET HIM STAY AS HIMSELF OR AT LEAST NOT LET HYDE TAKE CONTROL. CUE TRANSFORMATION, WHOLE JEKYLL IS FINALLY ABLE TO BREAK THROUGH AND GETS PULLED FROM THE MINDSCAPE. HOLY SHIT. HE SEES THE MOSTLY EMPTY SALTS VIAL AFTER THE TRANSFORMATION AND KNOWS IT'S THE WRONG ONE TOO. THOSE SALTS COULD ALSO BE WHY JEKYLL AND HYDE AREN'T ABLE TO FORCE TRANSFORMATIONS ANYMORE OMFG!!

Kudos anon, you're amazing, omg, tysm 🙏🙏🙏

[sempsimps]

Gregory Violet head cannons + NSFW

Season 4 of black butler has me thinking about a certain emo (Gregory not ceil but check out my friend @serve-corps if your into that) but like omfg he's so fine what for and like man wears lipstick I just he's so adorable I've never wanted to own the manga more in my life he's so- I should stop but like aaaaaa so this is head cannons mixed with actual cannon that was on the fandom wiki so that's fun I was thinking of writing a full story later but for now....

this is head cannons, and at the bottom, I'll have a warning for my nsfw thoughts. lol, just remember you're responsible for your Internet consumption, but before i get into this, it's all my opinions. Don't take it as gospel or anything like that, im having fun, alright? okay then.

Little head cannons

-he likes poetry. He gives that vibe like come on...(literally an hour later) Okay, so like, just seen a manga page of him drawing a jabberwocky around ceil like a sleep paralysis demon. a little back story on this particular poem is "a nonsensical poem about the killing of the jabberwocky" in 1871, apparently. this is very relatable to ceil and Gregory alike and like Google it for real (so like I was completely right about that and I didn't even know)

he smells like a mix of charcoal and acrylic paint like dusty but kinda nice, ya know (i go back to this further down)

-why dose he seem like he has autism, i cant explain it but, i have it to, so I'm not trying to be rude, but the bowtie he wears is like a normal tie but looser and nicer. and i hate ties, so i feel that in my soul. he also seems like he wouldn't like synthetic material idfk. also social situations suck, his voice is mostly monotone and quite, its not the typical "not understanding cues or not getting jokes" but its more like a social anxiety thing, and that's usually diagnosed with autism i think? (I'm not a doctor i don't really know. Maybe I'm projecting here a little)

-he's like defo bi or pan or perhaps an ace group. I'm not that educated on that lgbtq+ aspect apologies but that's the vibe (again, that's my opinion)

Dating head cannons male or female [brackets if pointed to someone with tits lol]

-bones. Need I say more? I like bones and rocks soooo be like, otters give him a bone (not like that-) or rocks he strikes me as a rock guy like smooth ones. idk how, but just get one he deserves it.

-painting dates if you struggle, he can easily guide you through it, his hand gently moving to help you use the right brush stroke. he's clearly more skilled in pencil/charcoal works, though we haven't seen much else [that takes skill and I take art like damn that's difficult]

-So apparently the sun and dancing makes him dizzy (it was on the fandom wiki) so definitely have water on hand and well he doesn't seem like the type to like anything plain becuse of the drink mixing so water is a no go to boring and i get that so grab one of those ball tea infusers and make flavoured water he can put the flavours in it like idk lemon slices and let it sit in the water maybe add suger (wait thats just flat lemonade lol whatever I'm a genius ik don't flatter me)

-stolen hoodie? Nah, stollen emo robe looking ass. it seems everyone in purple house has one, and well, yall could swap, or ya know, just wear his. if he has another obvious man is never seen without it, it could be a comfort for him. but like, he seems like he would have a bigger one, and it would smell so nice like charcoal and acrylic paint (that i mentioned earlier). Don't question it, but you can smell that, right? but there's a hint of passion fruit becuse he's trying for you (aw how cute) you can not tell me he doesn't like perfume and like its either passion fruit or cola adjacent like i know it probably wasn't around at the time but like you can see it (maybe i based this on a meme i found but shush)

-you paint each others nails need i say more? and even if you dont like/want to, he would just like to take time off with you to do his own or you do his. oh my god, I just remembered he wears eyeliner the same thing, but he likes you doing it. For some reason, you're better at it, and he doesn't want panda eyes.

-sneaking out at late to hide behind the boarding house, to just chill or chat, looking at the stars. It's a nice area, but yall gotta dodge the house master most of the time. Still, a little thrill never hurt nobody, just maybe given a Y or two if you're caught.

-hiding in your shoulder when the sun or people get too much to deal with. (I feel that so much)

-Gregory is a mix when it comes to pda. Overall, he doesn't like it could be a little overwhelming for him, but when yall with the other prefects, he might hold your hand, he's trying, and we love him for it.

-Gregory seems to observe his friends a lot, and so i think he truly values any relationships he has with anyone. on a whole, he usually draws people that are around him, like ceil, and i think i seen one of Lawrence. (idk i don't have the manga) so i think he would have a lot of sketches of you, be it in his work as doodles, or fully fledge charcoal drawings, maybe even a painting. but he values and enjoys being with you a lot.

-little snacks like fruit and chocolate almost like a picnic in the swan gazebo, but ya know not sharing with everyone unless Gregory wants to, also the fact your with the others in the swan gazebo is becuse, 1 your allowed to be there they've invited others before, 2 you get along with the prefects and drudges and they really don't care, 3 your either his drudge or the first two already applied before hand so you both seen no point in doing that.

okay, so i can't think of anything else wholesome to put down, and i just can't stop thinking, so now this is the warning I REPEAT NSFW BEOYNED THIS POINT!! ALSO HE IS 18-19 ACORDING TO GOOGLE

NSFW head cannons

- some general things, he's a switch or power bottom idk but i can see it so much he prefers you on top, though

-favourite body part would be chest. tits or not [but defo would love them so much like a stress toy] or the space between shoulder and neck, to hide in and bite....(he is a wolf lmao)

-right, so first off lipstick. oh my god... imagining it smeared in places and having prominent marks on your body made by him, like hickeys but removable. and like after he gives head, it would get so messed up on his face or you and just kissing him with it like that, getting some on your lips... (jesus, i need to touch grass)

-he likes art obviously, and well going back to the lipstick and hickeys, he wants to see what colour they turn, your like a brand new canvas just begging to be painted on by him, and honestly vice versa he's too pretty not to mark up..... (no comment)

-this is an all boys school they most likely don't have sex ed here and so you would have to teach him what to do but once he knows it kinda clicks right ya know [another reason i think he would just love titties becuse he wants to learn and i mean like he would get kinda fascinated with them] also he would be really sensitive in general and that's a great advantage to top (but hey you didnt hear that from me 0^0)

okay then that was that and ive run out of ideas now and i need to get this out of me ive got like 2 more things to write about this emo becuse i love and relate to him so much anyway hope that was good i try to be accurate even though this is head cannons and not real at all im still trying to be in character sorry if my writing sucks :)

[alwaysshallow]

I’m sorry higher ranked reader with soap? That dynamic? 💸 anon needs a smooch from me that’s genius. Tacking on the blackmail at the end? Ohhh literally shivering like a wet cat

But if I can also add higher ranked! Reader expecting the worst from the date? If he’s stooped to potentially harming your career and threatening to file false reports, what else is he capable of? Entering the location you ‘agreed’ to have dinner at, expecting a cheap bar but… It’s something actually pretty cozy. A pleasant little restaurant with a good atmosphere. Not the type of place to take someone you were blackmailing but there’s Soap waving you over from a corner booth.

Stands up and takes your coat like a perfect gentleman, guides you to your seat and points out food he thinks you’ll like, directing your attention to the menu. You’re not exactly in the mood for arguing over food at the moment, so you just let Soap order whatever. He makes pleasant chatter the whole time, weirdly considerate, and if this was a real date you might not hate it so much?

By the time the food Johnny orders gets to the table, you’re suppressing laughter and responding to him in length. The food’s delicious, something you might’ve ordered for yourself, and the rest of the evening goes off without a hitch. The threats he’s made at the back of your mind until it’s time to head home. Johnny takes the bill, despite your protests, before you can even glance at it and swipes his card for the both of you.

You’re two seconds away from admitting you might’ve had a good time and he tells you he’s gotten you a gift. Unexpected but it’s not uncommon for there to be flowers on the first date.

only it’s not flowers. It’s a lingerie set. Thanks, Soap.

immediate reversal of the new dynamic you two established and poor Soap is back to square one. Good thing his friend on the disciplinary board is rarely busy. Are you?

..........this is such a johnny soulmate au that i'm outlining omfg

but back to higher ranked reader x soap, absolutely YES!!!! like. you're 100% sure it's gonna be a disaster, that he's gonna be gross, maybe qhe's gonna have his hands on you the whole evening. and you can't do shit because general knows him more than you.

and you're a woman in the military, so you're automatically on lost position lmfao

but he's so sweet. he's so considerate, says all the right things, is actually... charming? wow.

you think it might be just a rookie mistake, act of desperation and maybe that's why he actually was acting like this.

but then, he says he has a gift. you're all smiley, even excited; it's been a while since you had a date actually, and he's quite funny, so... you only wonder, accepting the big box from him.

the moment you see the lingerie, you say, "goodnight, johnny." and you storm out of the car, while he calls out to you, asking if you're not gonna let him in:/ you didn't kiss him goodbye!!! not to mention having sex!! first date essentials!!

[thecrowthatdraws]

Kyle: We’ll split up to cover more area. Stan, I guess you should just come with me.

Stan: Why? Because you think I can’t put up posters on my own? (grabs poster. Hangs it up with picture facing the wall) It’s upside down, isn’t it?(silence) I’ll just go with Kyle.

Anon, you're actually a genius for this omfg XD Stan is still very prideful and stubborn, lol. He tries his best tho

[mercihutch]

don’t steal art bitch go get raped

oh my fucking god it was a joke between me, my girlfriend and our friends are you slow or what omfg. it was a STICK FIGURE that she sent me on an app, so what? we were joking, we make jokes like this really often and it doesn't take a genius to see that it was all harmless acting. and i also doubt you'd be a genius because, really? telling me to go get 🍇 over a joke that you weren't even a part of??? embarrassing if u ask me

also, if you're the same person that sent me that previous ask and made a LITERAL POST over a joke between me and my friends, you're quite dumb because it basically gives out who u are. you are disgusting for even wishing that upon someone and hiding behind an anon ask doesn't make your words any less repugnant than you are. you are sick, i wonder what your mom or other family members would think if they saw what you send to others on social media.