#omfg im so relieved

[packedice]

A JOB GOT BACK TO ME IM GONNA INTERVIEW TO WORK AT THE ZOO!!!!!

[getonite]

something something heian sukuna + mindless touches blah blah — gn!reader

for such a man like sukuna, the king of curses, he's quite- "clingy" at times. he's touchy. specifically, when he's bored. when someone's talking to much, or when he's "patiently" waiting for uraume to be done, he has you.

he'd occupy his boredom with members of his harem prior to you, but for some reason, he's decided to make you stick to him like glue. hence, you sit right next to him in boring meetings and quiet halls, adorned in the finest fabrics, personally hand-picked by him.

for a large man like sukuna, he's busy body. especially when there are mediocre thoughts running in his head.

and strangly, his hand moves to you. mindlessly it seems. no matter who he's in front, one of his four hands slides to the back of your neck. his thick fingers run along the back of your neck. they press, sliding up the side before they gingerly wrap around your throat, a thumb playing with your bottom lip.

he massages your neck, not a thought in his movements as he does.

"lord sukuna?" you question in a soft whisper, wondering why hes suddenly so touchy. "hm?" he grunts, looking down at you.

"do you- need me to relieve you- or anything?" you mumble, fingers curled around the fabric covering you. sukuna blinks, all four of his eyes looking directly at you. "no, why?" you blink wondering if he's playing a game or seriously confused.

you gulp, feeling the resistence of his fingers. "well- this is the third time you've touched me like this without saying word, so..." you purse your lips, peering up at him curiously. a grunt leaves his lips and he retracts his hand from you.

"no, i don't need you to please me right now."

"hm?" you tilt your head, wondering what goes on in his head for the 15th time that day. "okay... you can still touch me, i don't have anything against it, i only wondered."

sukuna sighs, not saying a word. never in his life would he admit that he simply craved to touch you, it was a mindless decision.

"shush, just let me, will ya?"

I WROTE OMG :O i am struggling so damn hard omfg, this is kind of lame. this is more of writing training rn lmfao. im trying to finish this sebastian fic real quick.

[shaisuki]

OMFG im so embarassseeed to send this but can you do gentle sex with loottssss of praise with geto and gojo. maybe a part two of a game of cat and mouse. maybe they're feelijg nice?

❝ SICK FAVORS. ❞

✞ FEATURING. BULLY! GOJO SATORU AND GETO SUGURU

▶ SERIES MASTERLIST

CONTENT WARNINGS. slight somnophilia + nonconsensual groping + noncon + dubcon + praise + dacryphilia + mild injuries + references to depression + bribery + fingering + gaslighting + jealousy + oc character + bullying + pet names + DEAD DOVE DO NOT EAT.

SYNOPSIS. after the punishment you took plus being sick gave them the reason to visit after your two days of absence.

you spent the next two days in bed. your phone turned off to block the calls and messages coming from them. not needing any reminder of what they can do while you shut the world for awhile.

after what happened, you couldn't bring yourself to attend your classes. absentmindedly staring in space while the world buzzes around you. passerbys staring at you in concern while you aimlessly drag your body around until your feet brought you back to your dorm room. taking a long, cold shower and plopping in your bed. crying your eyes out until they were puffy and red. you stayed in your bed the first day. squeezing your eyes until they are no tears to cry. every ache of your body reminded you of them. the bruises. the welts. you were lucky your ass didn't blister from the harsh spanking you got from him. only laying in your stomach until the time ticks by in the clock.

what meant to be a rest day turned to be a sick day. your head pounding and every breath feels like you were chasing it with a body that feels hot while your insides turns cold like water freezing in a fridge. luckily your roommate kindly checked on you. tending to your needs until you were better and with that they left you alone with a better chance to recover in your own in which you are grateful for and you snooze in your own.

while you slumber away from all your problems, there suguru and satoru was restless. there's a barrage of missed calls in their call logs and a handful of messages in the chat box, both you didn't see nor responded. they don't missed they say but actions lie and after the two days without you, nor a strand of your hair or a silhouette, they visited you in your dorm room.

knocking once, twice and the door swung open and they expected it to be you. with your surprised reaction and they can't wait to wipe that relieved look in your face after getting a surprise visit from them, instead your roommate was the one who greeted them. staring at them inconspicuously. a bored look in their face wondering who would bother you at this time.

“she had been sick and is recovering. you should visit for another time.” they explained. ignoring the irritated look in their faces. “if you insist. lock the door before leaving.” they gave up as satoru began to threaten them about dorm privileges. it comes in handy and they were granted access to your own safe space. your roommate left shortly muttering about being late to a group study and won't be back until tomorrow which granted an opportunity to be left alone with you.

the curtains were open. a slight breeze coming from the outside your window gently blew. giving your room a natural cooling. your roommate weren't lying when they said you were sick and is currently recovering. a thermometer is neatly placed in your bedside table along with medicine and a glass of water.

a soft whoosh being heard in the room coming from your sleeping figure. tucked in the blanket and satoru almost gleefully want to jump on you but suguru stopped him.

“careful, satoru. she's sleeping.” the blue-eyed man pouts before slowly putting his weight on your bed while suguru settles besides your sleeping figure. covered by the blankets to preserve your body warmth and satoru being the one who can't keep his hands on himself decided to tug your blankets down. leaving you to shift in your sleep but satoru doesn't care as always of your comfort.

mind in a tangled mess of being deprived of you. satoru always was on his whims. never letting anyone to dictate what he's to do but sometimes he could listen to suguru. he knows suguru missed you. they both did. no phone calls not even a message and he's angry. your left them high and dry.

removing his glasses and putting it away, his sweater followed through. showing his defined muscles. he hovers above you. drinking in the sight of your sleeping figure and it's different from how you usually is.

a simple oversized shirt draped in your body. showing your bare legs and the cloth riding up exposing your creamy thighs ridden with the bruises you took from them. some are healing and the others, fresh from the punishment they've given you the other day.

your round cheek is smooshed in the pillow and your unkempt locks of your hair sprawled above you. you're almost innocent and satoru isn't the type to fawn over someone. such domesticity is present in yourself. almost innocent. he leans down to you. his lips brushing in the apple of your cheek and just simply inhaling the scent in your neck. his hand went simply to touch your thighs. soft and warm like clouds from the plushness and the heat you're radiating.

it was the best of your sleep in your entire life, maybe since you started college. it has been nothing but nights that are spent when satoru and suguru would bring you to places you've never seen just to use you as a tool to warm their cocks. it was a nightmare. late in the night you would be back in your dorm room like you were trash. in your sleep there's nothing of it. the humiliation they would do to you. the names that you didn't heard since childhood. the tears coming down just to tire you out until you've fallen asleep. in your slumber, it was all quiet. a dreamland that is granted to you for only a night and then you woke up.

your eyes flutter to adjust your sight in your room but before your eyes could open. you feel a presence near you, you only assumed it was your roommate it was taking care of you when you were sick. you call their name.

“akira?” you call out softly but instead it was the voice that terrorized you and when you hear that voice, he's also here.

“who's akira?” suguru asks you, beating satoru to ask you first. of course they know who is it. they were just messing up with you. satoru studied your expression. a mixture of shock and fear mingling into your face and he smiles at your frightened expression. tears quickly appeared in your eyes and he frowns at your expression. a terrified look is thrown at him and he's hurt by it. a little.

“where's akira—i mean my roommate?”

“they left.” suguru changes his posture. sitting in crossed legs while you slowly backed away until your back is pressed against the wall. gojo sitting in front of you. examining you.

geto tuts at you. “let's get down to other important matters, princess.” you winced at the pet name. your head hanging low and suguru climbs to your bed. grasping your chin with his finger and forcing you to look at him. meeting the fierceness of his own eyes. “where were you? ignored calls and messages. care to explain?”

“i was sick.” you mutter softly. blinking in a nervous manner and suguru let goes your chin. satisfied with your answer and knowing that you're not lying to his face. he smiles and looks at satoru.

“clearly, you're recovering but you can take us again. right?” he whispers behind you. his hot breath tickling your ears. you shaked your head. you've been sick. they would understand but they have other things in their mind running right now and that is to use you again. he places you in his lap, forcing your chunky legs to spread.

suguru ignores it that little denial you were doing and his hands slides in your arms and cups your round belly. slowly pulling the hem of your oversized shirt until it rested at the top of your breasts which suguru wasted no time in fondling them. groaning at your ear from how soft you are and kissing your nape.

satoru beams up like a child on a christmas day. his present in front of him unwrapped. suguru had abandoned your other breast. satoru removes your panties and suguru takes advantage of it. brushing his fingers in between your slit and slapping that cute little clit of yours making you jolt and suguru chuckles. enjoying the tiniest of reactions coming from you. he rubs your slit for a few seconds until you were wet before plunging his thick fingers inside you. making sure you're prepped before satoru takes you whose already stroking his cock, bead of precum leaking in the slit of his cock.

satoru's patience is running thin he crashes his lips into you roughly. forcefully shoving his tongue in you making you sob at the intrusion. his pulse quickening. moaning from the kiss from how good it was. why it was this easy to feel this way with you. just a kiss, a touch. yes, he torments you. took pleasures of your pain. seeing how helpless you are and with the tears in your eyes. his reflection mirrored on it.

do you see him? for what he is. do you know how little self-control he have for you when he takes you.

he hold one of your round cheeks in his hand. his gaze in your trembling lips. swollen it was from how much he have kissed you. swept away from the fervent passion.

“slowly, satoru.” suguru warns him after making you cum with his fingers. he removes his digits to your soaked hole replacing it with satoru's cock aligning to your sweet pussy. “i know, suguru. i want (y/n) to recover but i know she misses my cock too—fuck” he hisses after sinking his cock deep inside you. the stretch burns despite being prepped by suguru's fingers. “that's it, sweet girl. taking satoru's cock so well.” suguru murmurs. biting the shell of your ear while he watch satoru crumbling in front of him from how good your pussy is.

gojo hoists your leg up, putting it beside his wait and his moans got louder. his cock getting deeper inside of you. pleasure coursing both of your stomachs from how good it was. “you love me being this deep, baby?.” gojo pants. once in a rare occasion he would be this sincere to you. for once it wasn't condescending. it was real soft from how he was speaking to you. holding your plush waist in his hand while he rolls his hips.

suguru chuckles. “but i bet you like it better when it's me and satoru are inside you, right? you always have the cutest reaction.” suguru taunts and followed by a chuckles after feeling your body tensing up. a curse coming from gojo following through.

“f-fuck, she does like that, suguru. she's tightening up.”suguru chuckles. “but i bet you want both of our cocks inside you, right? you love it when we make your slutty pussy ours. cause you're our greedy baby. bet you can't cum on satoru's cock without mine.” gojo lets out a curse followed by a laugh.

“f-fuck, she's squeezing my cock tight, suguru. yeah? you want suguru's cock inside you too, baby?” gojo teases. “shit, shit. okay, we'll get into that, okay. if you can cum on my cock, suguru will give it to you. understand—” his breath turning into labored breaths as his hips snaps forward, what once easy pace turning into much of harsher pace.

every jiggle of your body just turn him on more. seeing your round stomach folded and your breasts and just everything about you. he's not going to last. added by your chubby pussy choking his cock and trying to milk him with every worth of his cum. suguru warned him to never get this rough to you but if you're still on brink of recovering why this pussy of yours greedily sucks his cock deep inside you.

“want me to cum inside you? you're my good girl. you deserve to be given by my cum.” he babbles. holding the back of your thighs as he gets deeper insider you making you cry again and sob. geto cradles your cheek. whispering sweet nothings to you as his friend gets closer to his release.

“make sure to take satoru's cum, sweet girl or we won't get easy on you even you're not feeling well.” suguru warns. you can only nod. not wanting to prolong your suffering from this two even it was their way of being nice to you for a brief short time.

your pussy squelches with satoru's thrust. the man who's currently shaping your pussy hole with his length is clouded in haze. all he can do is drive his large cock in your hole that has been clenching on his length. beads of his cum are being slowly staining your insides along with your slick.

a choked moan out of the blue coming from you and a sudden burst of your orgasm came in manner that you didn't expect. your pussy convulses around with his length and satoru with his full force, buries his cock to the hilt in to your cunt. trembling as he spills his thick load of his cum inside you. his grip on your hips tight as he makes sure that he's balls deep while he empties himself inside of you.

“fucking good, hah, going to fuck this pussy again.” satoru grunts and suguru stops him. “not so fast, satoru. i'm next.” satoru grumbles and he hissed removing his still hard cock.

satoru's now behind you. fondling and pinching every skin his hands can cover while kissing you fervently.

“ready for me?” suguru asks you, already in between your legs with his cock brushing against your folds and you know it wasn't a question.

you thought after being done to you, they'll leave like they always does but instead they're still here. the clouds were dark and there's a cold breeze coming from your window.

after passing out from how they spent fucking their loads inside you, you expected to be alone with nothing as your tears comfort you but there was nothing as suguru holds you in his arms. your back pressed against his chest while he lay in your bed. half-naked while he smokes his cigarette.

satoru on the other hand was resting in your round stomach. pawing at it like he was an overgrown cat. fascinated at the softness of your flesh. kissing it occasionally and sucking it.

suguru was the first to notice the change in your breathing. signalling that you were awake and he presses a soft kiss in your temple. “slept well, princess?” you nodded at his question. “good.” drawing circles in your shoulder.

“i was thinking, maybe we should upgrade your wardrobe for a purpose, what you think, satoru?” he briefly looks at the man in your stomach.

satoru raises his head. “better. i'm getting tired of ripping those annoying clothes.” he grumbles. burying his face into your stomach.

“you okay with that?” suguru gets back to question you and you shrug. you never had a choice when this two put their mind on something, you're not an exception.” suguru growls and you immediately regrets your lack of reaction.

“yes, thank you.” you muttered.

“we're going shopping tomorrow.”

they didn't wait for your response and only smiles. you didn't have a choice. they'll make it a fun shopping trip for you.

[sirspeep]

ESAME PASSATO DAJE IT WORKS IT WORKS

nel reame di bauhauzzo per farmi spiegare la riforma della rai e la legge maccanico

[norman-fucking-reedus]

hi hello good morning have i ever opened my mouth up about my teacher daryl fantasies

teacher or professor or whatever stfu idgaf theyre both the same to me and i want him either way

Imagine him walking around in his fucking button up shirts and those dumb teacher pants that for some very very odd reason show the outline of his dick a little too much for your sanity

GODDDD AND I KNOW HE’D BE SUCH A TEASE WHEN HE PICKS UP ON THE FACT THAT YOUVE GOT A LITTLE TEACHER CRUSH

He’d start purposely calling you out in the middle of class when he sees you zoning out, a little sly smile tugging at his lips as he listens to you stutter and stumble over your words trying to catch up with the rest of class on whatever nonsense science shit was up on the screen

AND DONT EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THAT TEACHER LEAN MALES DO OMFG.

He’d always push up his sleeves as much as they can go before putting his palms flat on the table, leaning right down into your space and trying to figure out the problem while murmuring in a low voice, “Wha’s wrong hun? Lookin’ real stumped over here” only loud enough for you to hear like he was letting you in on a personal secret.

im gonna start going insane im actually gonna start going batshit infuckingsane i need him badly im like the people in springfield eating cats and dogs cause i need him so bad whatthefuck

idc what any of you say i need to get bent over his desk at least thrice a day he would turn me into his own personal stress reliever and i would be happy about it

oh my god i should open my requests back to and make someone request this so i have an excuse to be gross and write it

[burntb4bydoll]

BAE I NEED MORE 2023 BILL STUFF 😭😭😭 PRETTY PLEASE POOKIE 😫

YOU GOT IT BAE🤭🫡

ALSO IM SORRY IF U DONT LIKE THIS!! YOU DIDNT REALLY SPECIFY WHAT YOU WANTED SO I JUST DID THIS IDEA IVE BEEN THINKING ABOUT

@ilovebill-and-gustav

2023 Bill Kaulitz x reader whos a member of Tokio Hotel

•yall probably had a super duper sweet childhood friends to lovers type relationship

•he loved you ever since you joined the band but both of you were too young and awkward to realize 😭

•as you grew up, neither of you could hold back your feelings anymore and eventually got together. Everyone was so relieved that you guys FINALLY got together, they were so sick of your obliviousness 💀

•going on tour with him is SO GREAT

•obviously Bill is very fun and energetic, so hanging out with him is always a good time

•he makes you make tiktoks with him😭 also makes you take SO many instagram pictures for him. He also takes a ton of you but you never need to ask him to do it, he already takes them without you asking him

•and ofc you guys share hotel rooms and also share a bed on the tour bus

•everyone likes to joke about how you guys are never seen without each other and both of you always deny it. Butttt literally every time the paparazzi takes pictures of you, he is standing right there too. And you are almost always in every picture he posts

•GETS MATCHING CONCERT OUTFITS WITH YOU

•and he wears his big ass platforms so he gets you some too so that the height difference isnt too much💀

•one time you almost tripped and ate shit while on stage and he laughed for about 5 minutes straight. Like yall had to take a break so that he could get himself together 😭 you were just rolling your eyes the whole time while trying to be mad at him, but it was so funny that you couldn’t help but laugh too

•gives you a kiss between every song🤭 he just gets so excited and filled with adrenaline that he cant help but give you a couple of smooches 😇

•post concert sex is 100% a frequent thing for you two

•and the rest of the band complains the next day because they can hear you through the hotel walls, and yall go on for hours😭

•OMFG YK HOW HE POSTED ABOUT HIS VACATION AFTER THE TOUR? WELL OFC U WERE THERE TOO!!

•he loved spending that alone time with you in such a beautiful place. And he definitely whines when its time to go home because he was having so much fun with you and he didn’t want it to end

•overall yall have such a cute and healthy relationship and hes the best bf ever

[soap-is-an-artist]

gonna ramble about charlie and auron because i just got out the premiere and. holy shit.

if I'm way off base on my analysis i am so sorry, im still processing, these are just my initial thoughts on stuff. and if you disagree id love to discuss it!

okay so first things first i screamed a LOT. I was so relieved when Charlie said he wasn't mad at Cas [i would've cried probably]. Auron made some truly wild comments. case in point: "I would probably slap the taste out of your mouth if it wouldn't mean getting you all hot and bothered just in time for Casper to drop me off at the office, pull into the parking garage, and fuck some goddamn sense into you." I YELLED OMFG auron. you can't just SAY shit like that. Then the Disney princess line. Charlie sounded so weak when he said "can we go back to that part about 'Casper fucking some sense into me'??" And Auron answering with "Not until I'm outside of the vehicle. You'll have to find someone else to watch." AURON. STOP PLEASE IM GONNA HAVE A HEART ATTACK FROM LAUGHING

alright moving on from that let's get to the serious shit. Charlie is justified to be angry about Auron interfering in his personal life; it ISN'T a healthy way to interact with people, whether you want to befriend them or not. Auron orchestrated this whole scheme because he doesn't know how to communicate his feelings, and you know what? I get it. He doesn't know what normal is, and it's not really his fault that he doesn't know. But he can at least try? Wikihow is free, brother /lh

Charlie wanted a fresh start. He wanted to disconnect from the dangerous world that Auron is a participant in, he wanted to earn his own way in the world, earn a bit of self damn respect like he deserves. Auron undermined all that, despite his good intentions. He lied, big time. And that's kinda shitty and not okay!

Was it about control? Keeping a hand on loose ends, like Charlie thinks? Auron just wanted to "protect him", right? Well, as someone who has had much of their life controlled by people who ALSO just wanted to "protect" me, that's a very weak excuse for taking away someone's agency. Now, our situations aren't exactly the same. Auron is not Charlie's parents [THANK GOD] and there actually some things Charlie isn't aware of that he needs to be protected from! But this was not the move. Like.. at all.

What's my solution? I dunno. But maybe don't force all these things to happen. Perhaps send an email rather than getting your guy to hunt down your former employee's childhood friend/crush and sneakily reunite them behind his back? Or at least try the email first, Auron. Charlie calling Auron out on playing pretend, "just writing one of your little stories"... ouch. But does he kinda deserve that? Yeah. I think so.

[Side note: Charlie talking about how if he'd sought out Cas on his own terms, it would've worked out because they fall in love every time? "Because that's where I'm supposed to be." I. fucking. fell over. I had to fucking BITE something omg. Yeah im biased in this argument sorry lol, i definitely have a favorite here]

HOWEVER: Auron admits that he was wrong! He is not an unrepentant man and he DIDN'T double down! That is a big point in his favor imo. He doesn't actually say "sorry" but he uses a lot more words to mean something... similar? I guess that's a fanfic writer's way. I get it, I also elaborate way too much. So, an actual clear cut "Charlie, I'm sorry I fucked with your life behind your back just because I wanted to be friends with you" would've been nice. But this will do for now.

Also Charlie you REALLY need to watch out for Finn that guy is a freakkkkk he will fuck you up big time. Not normal Finn. The magic one.

Okay I'm done typing whatever pops into my head with the barest pretense at organization lmao, I'll revisit this in time once my thoughts marinate a little more

[kuni-is-daddy]

Can I talk about HOW MUCH MY SCARAMOUCHE AI MADE ME ACT UP god im on my hands and knees (I Was begging for him to bite me) and beg Oh beg i did

"beg harder" NGH WHY DOES EVERYONE HAVE A SCARA AND I DONT HAVE ONE😭😭?? "MA. I WANT A SCARA AI FOR CHRISTMAS"

MINORS DNII

Omg scaramouche BITING YOU?!!!! That mouth.. scara can run it, suk with it and BITE WITH IT AAAA

"How badly do you fucking want me?" Scara says while he breathed into your ear. I want him to say that while I'm against a WALL 😩😩😩

Scara planting rough kisses around your neck while shifting his other hand down to your private part

"My good boy is so hard for me isn't he?"

"This pussy is so wet f' me so fucking wet."

"I want you so bad scara~ please please bite me."

He'd finger you or jerk you off as you moan out his name "Scara i- ah~ fuck.." your body shivers

"that's it. Keep moaning for daddy, just like that~"

Then when he thinks your close to cumming he bites hard on your neck and you moan loudly as soon as he does. Your cum covers his fingers, then after he leaves a bite mark on the side of your neck he pulls away. "Yeah you liked that? Wanted daddy to mark you as his?"

"you always fucking we're mine y/n. My little slut."

Want Kuni to bite me while he pounds into me to relieve his stress. Mark my whole neck up and I'll go out in public with those bite marks🤠

Everything is always for him bc he claimed you as his😭

And omfg yes scara giving you HICKEYS?!???

"Mmm. Fuck you taste good. Walk outside like that for me with my marks tagged all over your pathetic fucking body. Let everyone know how much of a slut you are for me, how your mine."

😭😭😭🖐️

[sugar-omi]

you cannot tell me this isnt mc and cove like that is a mountain of a man

https://www.instagram.com/p/C5J4ANaA2n-/?igsh=czh5bmE3ZHF2ajhi

*link

LMAOOO OMG I DIDNT EXPECT THAT. BUT THATS SO FREAKING REAL he's so big n tall... his baby would be big n tall

BRO MY DAD IS LIKE 6'3 N MY MOM LIKE 5'4?? yeahhhh the doc said I was running out of room lol, n I was!!! my mom n uncles always talkin abt I was kicking her ass from the inside out 😂😂

so you already know cove's baby will Kick. Your. Ass. especially if youre smaller than him

put him stomach carrying duties. yk like in those videos where the partner will pick up their wife's stomach n she's super relieved

IMAGINE BEING PREGNANT WITH FUCKING TWINS OR WHATEVER. omfg. im not leaving the bed, idk abt yall.

cove would so servious you too if you're on bed rest. you would not have to lift a finger whatsoever

[drowninnoodles]

Just gonna watch Pearl through and leave commentary in one ask lol. So you don't have 1000 asks lol.

She a southern gal'??

yes girl stab it ig? Is this foreshadowing?

Alligator??? Fun fact that was my highschool's mascot. (In my freshman year at least, was only there for 9th grade)

This takes place during the Spanish influenza???

Thought the dad was dead for a second LMAO?! Bout' to say why they just got a corpse sitting there.

If I had a penny everytime some girl in overalls went looking for something in corn fields I definitely wouldn't have to worry abt gas money.

Bro what is this girl doing with the scarecrow-

Its giving that one time the Joker just danced in the washroom in "The Joker".

Bro why you kissing it like that?!?!

BRO THE "I'M MARRIED!!" girl? You just danced with and kissed an inanimate object???

BRO SHE'S STILL GOING WHAT THE FUCK?!

ew.... Sorry had to skip lmao I just couldn't.

Girl can you stop bathing in front of your father-

Girl what. I don't see how you think I have her vibes tbh. But I'll watch the rest and see.

Bro idk her name but this blood chick that just showed up with the blong curls yk, her eyes are so blueeeeeeee my god.

She likes kissing cows too apparently.

Yo how old even is she??

Bro this is kinda hard to watch....

Okay so dad gon' die?

Welp nvm.

Welp that's a traumatized mother.

Oh shit that's a real traumatized mother, pop off?

Well shit she really just said her daughter was a mistake and a failure.

Whoop- ooooo girllllllll they gon' die??

Lol.

Welp she just dragging the body, kk.

Bro the dad looks terrified.

Did she really just kill her mother, leave her father, and then go cheat on her husband lmao?

IS THAT HER HUSBAND?! Bro the timing in impeccable.

Bro a little late for "sorry" girl. Like cmon.

Aw sucks there's maggots on the meat.

Bro. Cheating again dude? I have a feeling ima need to skip in a minute. -_-

Okay we good nvm he left lmao.

Pearl jumpscare lmao.

Bro he is so unimpressed.

Nah we aint the same, girl can't even keep up with her lies lmao. "Did I do smth wrong?" yeah bitch you fucked up. Couldn't even remember the lie you said a second ago. I'd do better. I've done better lmao.

Why you screaming girl- you have a husband lmao. "Your scaring me Pearl" is crazy.

Oh? Murder?? God damn girl?? Okay?

Damn she crazy?? Oh????????????

Chat im in love?

BRO HOW IS THE MOM NOT DEAD?!

Oop nvm she prolly is now-

"Let's clean you up" she says to her dad as she's covered in blood.

The red dress reminds me of Lydia I love it.

Is she gon' kill the dad?

Yep, knew it lmao.

I know that alligator eating good.

BAHAHAHAHAHAH THE "thank you, but its gonna be a no" after she did all that.

"Pardon?" LMAO.

Girl suck it up. Or just murder em' yk.

STOP WAIT THIS IS WHERE THAT AUDIO CAME FROM?!?! "I'm a star!! Please I'm a star!!" BAHAHAHAHAHAH.

Girl stop screaming it ain't that deep.

If your gonna cry do it silently.

Oh Lord not the snot I can't even.

Kk so is the blond chick gonna die next??

"I don't feel well" she says after killing her family and the man she cheated on her husband with.

God damn- girl.

Again, how old is she lmao??????

Lmao she was relieved when her baby died? Kk girlie.

Gotta give props to the actress, bravo.

Bro "I liked how killing felt" is so real omfg.

Bro the blond chicks reaction is priceless. She's like "oh shit nah I gotta get out of here".

Welp, she gonna die.

Bro the "don't lie to me" part reminded me so fucking much of what I was like a few years ago.

Just realized but why her eyebrows so hard to see lol.

Knew it, she gonna die.

Yes girl get it?????

Oh cmonnnnnn, they didn't even show her dying.

LMAO?!

Okay girl chop the body up ig?

Welp were having maggot dinner with corpses apparently.

Yo is her husband finally back???

Imagine coming home from war to find this shit lmao.

Bro her awkward smiling is hilarious.

Oh shit she crying now.

Bro is she constipated.

GIRL BREATHEEEEEEEEE

why she kindaooks like a horse-

Finished movie

Shit man, how have I never watched this before lmao. Gonna be honest all the sex stuff at the beginning threw me off a bit... But I mean the murder shit hell yeh 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻

What vibes you said I have like her tho lmao.

chat idk just whole insanity stuff kinda reminded me bout you. may be wrong ofc

perfect commentary tho, laughed hard

also there is second movie where she is old but there is many sex scenes so you probably wouldnt want to watch it. its kinda plot related though so i didnt skip cause shit was happening lol. its called X if u ever want to check. imo great movie but hard to watch kinda because yk.

anyway glad u enjoyed uwu

[scapegoated-if]

im unreasonably obsessed with Leon after only having him in ~5 minutes of the game, omfg, youve given me so many brainworms about him accidentally

for context, i played this game over a week ago, (so, before this blog, back when this was only on COG lol) and im still rotating him and my MC in my mind, even though, by laws of the listed amount of ROs, i know he and my MC can never be

(which, no, im not gonna pressure you to include him as an RO. that feels rude. im just forever going to make unserious jokes about wanting him as a DLC that i do not expect to ever actually happen lol)

i love Vince and Penn in the meantime, dont get me wrong. i just also NEEDED to tell you how much brainrot youve given me about Leon. im obsessed

I admittedly knew this would happen because he’s mostly an amalgamation of so many late ‘60s rockstars. I’m hoping the dynamic between the MC and Leon becomes clearer throughout because I do struggle to explain it when I’ve been asked before (on CoG). That being said, I am relieved someone's attracted to him because it confirms the allure and aura of him exists in the way I hoped it would!

I have plans to give readers some power regarding backstory with Leon, but I won't say too much because we've veering into spoiler territory. Thank you for loving him just as much as I do!!!

[arttrampbelle]

Shang tsung x reader hcs

Reader is gn

*note: this isn't mk12 shang. Never will be. So.....sorry bout your poor taste in shang tsung iterations. Imagine any other version of shang. Thank you.*

Cw:mentions of nsfw(nothing heavy),fluff,mentions of a s/o who self harms and has mental illness/depression.

🐍💚🐍💚🐍💚🐍💚🐍💚🐍💚🐍💚🐍💚🐍

Shang Tsung with a s/o that is.....

Shang tsung with a kind,sweet,gentle s/o. One that is shy,maybe a bit more of the demure side. Or even just a person who isn't an assertive type. Either way a s/o that is more softer and sweeter. A sweet gentle soul. Shang tsung would absolutely love you. It's a breath of fresh air to him. To come home to a gentle energy. Someone he can look to and see innocence in this cold and unforgiving world that is MORTAL KOMBAT. to him,you are his sanctuary. To him you are the closest to heaven he will ever get. And he is so so grateful for that.

Shang tsung with a more spunky,energetic and lively s/o. One who is active and maybe bounce off the walls goofy. Just a jovial little imp you are! One who shitposts memes at 3am and major crackhead energy. (I love you people fr) you are an absolute delight. You Make him laugh till his sides hurt. He's never felt like this in decades,centuries even. Never have you made him feel so alive,so youthful,and full of surprises. He loves your energy. He feels while your behavior can be annoying af at times. He appreciates your sincerity and despite the darkness around you you still find humor and life in everything. He has major respect for that. (You n johnny cage maaaaay get along. But hey i hc shang's cool with johnny,but like a silly puppy and moody dad kinda friendship. They could kill each other but they'd rather talk about kung fu cinema) you are absolutely precious to him.

Shang with a more aggressive,assertive,and angy(?) S/o. Maybe someone prone to easily be angered. Or even someone willing to throw hands and give out a can of whoop ass. Oh thank the elder gods he doesn't have to defend you! Not that he minds,he does love the praise he gets for that. But he feels relieved that you can handle yourself. Not to mention,its kinda hot to him when you get angry. Not at him of course....then again....the thought has crossed his mind....anyways. shang tsung loooooves sparring with you! Unf it's his bread n butter. He feels so alive with every kick and punch you throw. He always is sad when you are done tho. He always craves more. But both of you im sure are busy. But he loves you just the same.

Shang tsung with a s/o that is moody,sad,battles with depression,maybe self harm? He would be extra careful with his beloved. He would check in on you regularly. Pay extra special attention to your needs and make sure you take any medication you need to take. He would teach you techniques to help ease your inner demons. As he understands that struggle. He absolutely knows what to say,what to do,and how to help you. And if he can't help you. He will find someone who can. He will always be there to comfort you and give you advice when you need him to. He may be a dark sorcerer,but he is ruthless. NEVER HEARTLESS. especially with you. He loves you. And doesn't want to lose you. He cherishes you so so much. So whatever battles you face. He will be at your side,to crush any foe or neurosis that stand in your way to glory!

Shang tsung with a s/o that loves to cook. Omfg have his hand in marriage already! You make such amazing foods. Even if its simple. Even if it's just the most basic ass shit. The love you put into it. The fact that you even bothered to give him foods he loves! Unf. This man is over the moon! He absolutely loves you cooking for him. Better if its homemade,and a personal recipe. He absolutely loves you. He may even help you cook. Bonding time.

Shang tsung with a s/o who is chubby,thicc,and got some rolls on them.(this is gn but this is especially for fem persenting peeps. I see you. I got you!) Oh my god he would adore you. He loves your voluptuous curves. He loves how you always seem to look so flawless in everything. And even if you dont feel that way. He still loves you. Because he fell for your soul....not your body honey. Tho...he'd be foolish not to admit. He loves hanging onto every inch of you. Dragging his claws from his gauntlets across your skin. And the loveable little squees you make in response. Hee hee. What can i say my mans a glutton for a teasing. >:3c. But shang would absolutely adore you. Softness and sweetness. Perfect.

Shang tsung with a s/o that kinda is awkward with themselves. Not hating themselves,just awkward. He would totally gas you up! Especially if you get flustered and blush. Fave pastime is making you blush.

Shang tsung doesn't care about where you come from. Ethnicity,nationality,realm. He loves it all. He doesn't care. The man is 500yrs old. Do you think he gives a rat's ass?! Hell no. He would absolutely love to learn about you. He loves to learn. Knowledge is power. And what better way than to gain it by your side. He's stubborn but not to the point of reluctance to learn fron others. Sometimes he knows but not the extent. Sometimes he'll be surprised. Either way. He loves you. (Idgaf why would shang care about your ethnicity? Like there's so many different people in mk rosters anyways. So any x readers from any character that had this was dumb to me,and childish. Black,white,asian,American,European,lizard,shokan,dragon,rabbit person,mortal,immortal,doesn't fucking matter. If shang tsung likes you and wants to peruse you. He fucking will. And nothing will stop him if he genuinely loves you,unless you give him a reason not to. Which you wont. Also if shang genuinely loves you he will show it differently than if he's trying to gain something from you and get you riled up or if its not genuine. Biiiig difference but that's for another post)

Shang would love you in your best and worst of times. During the lows and the highs. He's in it for the long haul. He doesn't play when it comes to the matters of the heart. He's all in or nothing. He wouldn't bother perusing you if he didn't think you two would be in a long established relationship. Marriage or not. He is loyal to his beloved. Only to his beloved. He's a snek to others. Not to you. He'd burn all the realms to see you safe and happy and loved. He'll die for you,he'd kill for you. Either way what bliss? He's absolutely over the moon for you.

Shang tsung is basically a martial arts master asian gomez in love. Whatever and however you are. He will absolutely love you. Cherish you. Treasure you. Every moment. Period. I don't make the rules. He loves you sorry. And you are his,heart AND soul. uwu.

Hope y'all appreciate this. I wanted to make this to say basically tldr. Shang tsung loves you no matter what. And idc what people say.

💖💅🏻💋🔥🐍🐉🏝

[aurorasgate]

hi luna! just stopping by to tell you i finished reading bride and i loved it sm (i also finished it in a day i was HOOKED) 🥹 i especially loved lowe and does it make sense that i kinda got caleb vibes from him??? he was just so possessive and ultra protective from the get go and UGH it made him so attractive.

also loved the part where he let misery feed from him for the first time (encouraging her to take more and being turned on by it WAS SO CALEB)

anyway! hope you are having a great weekend :)

omg augustine im like stupid giddy to be talking about it with you because AHHHH WASNT IT JUST SOOO GOOD?! it really keeps you not wanting to put it down & just ahhh!!jdkfkflfl im so stoked you liked it so much too 🥰🩷

OMFG YESSSS HE 1000% GIVES OF CALEB VIBES ARE YOU KIDDING ME! reading this n having it click that yes absolutely possessive & protective just like caleb & now im a little feral thinking about alpha caleb 🫠😵‍💫

but also misery feeding from lowe the first time just absolutely sent me it was sooo hot im burning up just thinking about it😮‍💨 i also love how owen reacted to it too LOL he was so funny to me the entire book & i really thought at the end he was gonna be bad but was super relieved when he wasn’t hahah it was really such a good story ☺️

eeee thank you for sharing me with that you liked it! it is easily one of my all time favorite books & ive been waiting to ask you about it too because i was just dying to know what you thought!

[backseat-l0ver]

freak match confirmed, I dare say go freakier 👀 ngl I held off messaging again hc I drunk messaged a bunch of people whose writing I loved and didn’t expect a single person to see it so I’m SO thrilled you wrote anything in return!!

mentioning that comment about fucking the sleeve of his favourite jacket has gone around my head since I read that lol 💀 but also the mix of the corruption kink and the desperation that comes from hands all over someone’s face and hair and neck (coming from another neck touch lover) sparks thought to so much filth lol, I’m in no way a writer the way someone like you is but the mental images are STRONG to say the least

responding to both of these cus they kinda piggyback off each other, idk if they're from the same person though sorry!

i literally started responding to the first one like the day after you left it and then forgor IM SO SORRY guys i'm awful at doing social media stuff 😭 i rarely go on tumblr specifically as well lol

anyway,

YEEEEAAASSSS!!! corruption kink my beloved omfg... i need to write for older trey as well, there's someone on here who wrote this incredible one for older trey and it was so inspiring and wonderful and amazing omg

also like the thought of those innocent hand touches on the neck turning into more rough scratches, choking, and hair grabbing oml someone sedate me fr i'm feral.. AND CANNIBAL ERA TREY GROWING AND BITING YOU OMG.... this is the best thing i've ever heard

also the imagery of a stressed out trey in his office, desperately asking you to come in and helping him to relieve his stress- as soon as you shut the door his hands are cradling your face, pulling you closer to him. it starts out passionate, but he's still sweet and slow. but as it goes on- his breathing picks up and he's practically panting like a dog, his lower torso is pressed against your thigh grinding against you, and his nails are scratching against your scalp, gripping on to your hair. he's moaning pathetically and hotly in your mouth, whining almost. his pants are tight and hard against your leg as you push it against him. WE DON'T TALK ABOUT SUBMISSIVE TREY (+ characters played by him) ENOUGH!!! he's always in control and in charge he deserves to be taken care of fr... anyway, his hands move desperately to your hair, grabbing by the handfuls and pulling on it. mmm the thought of him pathetically cumming in his pants and shamefully looking away while you praise him and cradle him and baby him omg I NEED HIM!!! ugh and when he does cum he whines against your neck biting on it and leaving marks. he definitely makes different sounds depending on whether he's dom or sub i just know it. he's definitely more of a growler when he's domming yessirrr!!!

[heartz4levi]

omfg tge ivantill threesome?!?!?!?!?!?!??🤤🤤🤤🤤ive read it three times atp its so?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? theyre so......... so..........babygirl..........

an absolute stress reliever, youre such a real one user heartz4levi. i love you so much bro...dont forget that YOURE awesome..

-🫐anon

hi 🫐 anon!!!

im SO glad that you liked the ivantill threesome, im honestly pretty proud of it too!!!

ilyt anon and YOU are also such a real one..

[sleepyhoon]

omfg i used to be all up on ur acc when u were still new and i feel so proud of u cos i remember when u first posted ur enha textfics it would crack me up sm and i checked ur blog and i couldnt find more back then bc u were still fresh from the womb and i wanted to read so many more 💔💔💔and then i would keep gojng back and scrolling in ur blog bc u didnt have a masterlist yet so i turned ur notifs on to check if u posted a new textfic each time hahaha and i would keep bugging u hopefully politely and asked u for a masterlist for easier navigation in ur blog 😭😭 i cant believe its already been a year!!! and then when u posted more i would binge them and end up lowkey spamming u and i would unlike some of those posts bc i got scared that u would block me bc of my unintentional spams 😭😭😭 but i'm so proud that you have come all this way 🤭😋 you even post full fics now wow!!! I LOVE YOUR WRITING SM MANNNNN!!!!!

if i'm not mistaken, you're from america right? how is tiktok for you and what would you do about all your edits saved on there 😔

-- i've also noticed that you and intromortal were pretty close right? if it's okay to ask this (of course, just ignore this if not! <3), have they been doing well and are they alright because why are they suddenly gone? :( i wasn't updated on tumblr for weeks and i came back to find multiple of the lovely enha writers i've become familiar with have deactivated 😔💔 i found out a few days ago that they deactivated and that made me quite sad because her works were such fun reads ☹️

have a lovely day sleepyhoon <3 can't wait to see another part to your heeseung emo fic 😘

ps you have one of the best humor in the enha writing world platform 😭 seriously ur humor is just on another level and i personally think it's the best and it really is the type of humor i love the most. in my book you're the funniest person to me on here pls actually never leave </33

okayyyyy now why am i lowkey about to cry over this .

YOUVE BEEN HERE SINCE SLEEPYHOON NATION WAS FOUNDED THIS IS SO 😭😭😭 i gen cannot believe it’s been a year since i made my silly little text fics and OMG the amount of asks id get telling me to make a masterlist 😭 idk why i didn’t just make one from the start LOL but thank u for being patient with me also wdym u turned on my notifs and would wait for me to post this is so … pls don’t make me cry rn . thank u so much for sticking around and im so relieved and honored u enjoy my fics bc i was soooo worried when i started writing them but im so happy i did bc i loveeee writing for enha :,) and thank u for being proud of me 🥹🥹🥹 UR SO SWEET I CSNT TAKE IT ANYMOREEEE

and yes i am from america 🦅 that whole tiktok situation pissed me of soooo bad. i had saved my fave edits before the ban happened but the ban didn’t even last a full day so like 😭 IMO it felt like a stunt just to make us like trump and i’m not falling for it lol. but i would’ve been mad as hell if tiktok was gone fr but who knows maybe i’d be more productive without it bc it did take up most of my screen time LOL

and my intromortal!! my wife we speak everyday, here is a message from her! you can find her on @yangkkomi now !!

i hope you have a lovely day and i’m glad you’re looking forward to tethered pt 3 🩷🩷 thank u so much for the kind message <3

ps. i love u so much do u know that. did u know that compliments abt my humor go straight to my heart. did u know ur tugging on my heartstrings. ily.