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my guy roommate is such an idiot
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bestedoesmeow · 1 year
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✯ MADE YOUR MARK ON ME ✯ FERNANDO ALONSO X Y/N STROLL
SMAU
*what if younger sister of the famous formula 1 driver lance stroll gets into a relationship with his teammate and two times wdc fernando alonso!
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Lance Stroll and sister Y/N Stroll have arrived in the paddock after the news that shaked the internet last week. Wondering if Alonso and Lance are in good terms?
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⤥ user32 : She is beautiful 🤩
⤥ user11 : It doesn’t have anything to do with Lance, it’s their decision.
⤥ user38: LOL why do you think they’d be in “bad terms” because of such thing. They are grown ups c’mon…
⤥ user66 : Poor girl, another toy for Nando..
⤥ user23 : And why do you say something like that
⤥ user55: Like we don’t know him 😏
⤥ user90 : I don’t understand why people don’t mind their own businesses? Let them live their life omg
⤥ user00 : I hope they are okay :)
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Alonso has arrived in the paddock after Stroll. He seemed quite happy after a good qualifying. Or maybe because his lover is there to watch him race 👀 Do you think we’ll get a photo today?
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⤥ user67: He is hot, but like literally 😓
⤥ user12 : That smile is “ I am definetly getting a podium” smile 🫠
⤥ user39: Can’t wait for THE INTERVIEWS OMF AND ALSO TO SEE Y/N IN THE ASTON MARTIN GARAGE
⤥user65: They almost got 20 years between them, I am not sure about it 😶
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THEY ARE OFFICIAL!! Y/N STROLL HUGGED HIS BOYFRIEND TO CELEBRATE HIS PODIUM AFTER THE RACE ! WHATEVER PEOPLE SAY, THEY LOOK GOOD 🥹
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⤥user89 : The way she ran excitedly to hug him OMG I AM DEAD
⤥user57: Pretty sure Nando pushed the limits just to experience this moment…
⤥user90: I don’t know but Fernando seems to take good care of her. The way he hugged and kissed her in front of the cameras WAS SO MAGICAL AND EVERYTHING I THAT I CAN’T PUT UP WITH WORDS
⤥ user73: Lance IS probably ugly crying lmao HDJAJAKNDAJJA
⤥user21: OUR SECRET MOMENTS, IN A CROWDED ROOOMM THEY’VE GOT NO IDEA ABOUT ME AND YOUUUUUU
⤥user78 : I can’t tell you how many hours I can cry only by looking at this photo…
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I can’t tell you how much you mean to me mi corazón… In a little amount of time, you taught me lots of things. First to be loved unconditionally. Te amo, feliz cumpleaños mi amor
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celabi · 1 year
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First time sending an ask lmao apologies if i do this wrong or long-
Ok so i have a fun idea for Scummy Scara
We all know Yae and Ei have a little thing but what if Yae had a niece that just happened to be extremely flirty and sly (the Yae bloodline is just blessed to be smooth)
For the sake of plot, reader has been off at school somewhere else and just moved in with auntie Miko.
So imagine if you will;
Ei kicks the door down to Scara's room one fine Saturday morning and starts digging through his closet. Scara, having gone to bed around 3-4 in the morning, is obviously pissed off at his mother and proceeds to yell and scream at her.
"We're having dinner with Miko and her Niece. I want you to shower and dress nicely." Ei stated as she went to clean the best clothes Scara had (slightly torn band shirt, long sleeve undershirt, and some ripped black jeans) and left him to cuss her out while he tried to get a few more hours of sleep.
Ei kicks the door in again closer to 5:30 PM and drags Scara out of the bed and in the bathroom. After much shouting and wrestling, Scara smelled better and Ei forced him to sit still while she fixed up his hair. "Behave. And be nice to her niece, she just moved here and needs some friends."
Scara did not care.
Until he saw you standing next to Miko. Scara felt his face flush when the two of you locked gazes. Your fox ears, decorated in piercings, twitched a bit as you held a hand out to him. "Hey, I'm (Name), nice to meet you."
"I... Uh.. I... My name is Scaramouche..." Ei and Miko simply shared a look as they walked into the fancy restaurant. "You gonna shake my hand or are you just gonna stare?" You asked with a playful grin. Scara flushed bright red as he placed his hand in yours, attempting to shake it. Only for you to raise it to your lips and press a soft kiss to it. "Pleasure to meet you, Scaramouche~ Come on, I wanna get to know you better." And so you pulled a bright red flabbergasted Scaramouche into the restaurant.
As for the more scummy HCs;)
- Constantly wants to touch your ears and tail, wonders if pulling on them will give him a 'nice' reaction if ykwim.
- You, in turn, offer up a deal. He can touch your more fox features if
A.) He's gentle.
B.) Lets you do something to him in return.
((He always hopes you spit in his mouth (or on him) or step on him, especially if you wear platformers))
But the most you do is a teasing kiss on his ear or do his make-up. (When in a relationship you put lipstick on and kiss him to give him lipstick, just to see him all flustered and shortcircuit. Obviously 🙄)
You tease him for cuddling into your tail at night or when you cuddle but never tell him to stop. He lives to see you wear his hoodie and nothing else, just your tail hanging out and a nice view of them legss.
He has gently nommed on your ears before! Gets you blushy but then you bite his ears and get some sweet sounds out of him!! One time you gave him a headband with bunny ears and a bunny tail. You hade a fun night that day~
Just fox reader teasing the shit outta him 😋
Teasing fox reader x scummy shy bf scara ????? 😭😭🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 pls omg just him cuddling up into your tail late at night and falling asleep awww plssss omf
Him with a flirty reader is just perfect, cause he gets so flustered at the smallest things 🥺 kiss on the cheek? He’s twiddling his thumbs and pouting 🥺 I wanna flirt with him so bad omg
Love you so much for this, I love flirty fox reader 🥺
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khaleesiofalicante · 2 months
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How is Kyrgyzstan treating you? I hope you enjoy it even though it’s for work hehe. I think they have good cafes there?
Also, don’t feel pressured to write anything! I know it sucks when something you enjoy and relaxes you turns into something that doesn’t. I think I might have sent more than one or two and I’m sorry if it overwhelmed you too. It Was not my intention at all. I do really hope you have a good work trip!!!
P.S I saw David in the wild, totally forgetting that Hayden is actually famous and is not some underground fan cast (author cast??) I pointed at it and told my mom “omf look it’s David!!”
Safe to say she’s confused 🫶🏻
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STAR WARS OREOS GIVE ME IMMEDIATELY.
Kyrgyzstan is lovely! The area I'm in is so beautiful and the streets are lined up with cafes and bistros (how very paris of them??). I went to one place for lunch today and then accompanied my colleague for a late dinner just now. I'm definitely going to have dinner outside every night. Fuck the hotel food lmao and the ambience is very nice.
I am only doing one or two prompts per day. My event starts tomorrow and I genuinely will not have time because it's from 8 am to late evening every day. But I'm re-reading my own fics for comfort hehe.
It's completely okay to send one or two or three. I appreciate that, actually. I think you even sent for different characters and had some nice challenging ones for me to write. But what is not okay is to send 28 prompts for your favorite ship because that's all you want to read about. The difference is clear to me (why is there always drama on my blog these days istg dsjhhbhcjs)
Thank you for the love, bebe 🩵
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cherpbooboo · 10 months
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this is maybe a silly and kinda petty story, but the ad never got bumped again so lmao whatever.
I connected with a prompt after seeing it bumped a few times a while back, because the premise stuck around in my brain as interesting. And I was curious about the future and potential it had. Me and the person talked a little bit, settled on a beginning game plan, I replied to their opening prompt… and they immediately ended the chat. Alright, fine, I’m still new to cherp at that point so I think it’s a little rude but I know that’s within people’s rights to do.
Some more time passes, the prompt is bumped another two times, I answer it again asking if they’ve gotten any takers on the prompt. They said they had a few briefly but none that lasted very long, and I’m still curious about the potential of the story, so we talk again. idk if they knew I was the same person, at least they didn’t know at first, but they told me why they disconnected on the previous me to commiserate on frustrating RP experiences (the reason was because I wrote that their mostly unconscious character was taken away from the initial location and brought to a bed to recover in). So we settle on a game plan, I write a response to their starter again, and they disconnect on me immediately aGAIN.
At that point, I’m caught between “ah they finally caught on” and “mfer if you’re gonna be goldilocks about your damn prompt write it your own damn self???”, staring at disbelief at the ended chat in my inbox. I even made sure not to move their dang character to a secondary location even though character was narratively in need of care that couldn’t be given in primary location. I settled on feeling petty as hell, and ready to respond again when the prompt got bumped again. I was looking forward to being petty as hell and ending the chat on them for a change.
The story ends with a dull ending, though, because the ad never got bumped again. I wanted to be like “weeeelllll….. maybe you’d have an RP if you stopped disconnecting on people after their first response”, just in peak petty asshole mode. I wanted to start shit so bad and they denied me this. Just as well, I absolutely needed to resist the temptation, but gosh I wanted to do it. I guess they either gave up or they did actually get the RP going that they wanted. If they did, good for them. If they didn’t, I hope they’re just writing their own damn food.
Omf,,,,,me with two certain prompts like HEHEHEHEHE MAYBW IF YOU DIDNT SUCK SO BAD
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cheemken · 1 year
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I’m avoiding my assignment rn by typing this but it’s already 12:20 am and I’m only halfway done so I need a break
Anyways, for the Villain Unova Kids AU; what if the three dragons were the evil ones?? Maybe they’ve been influencing the Unova Kids minds? And like idk why they’re evil but they are, maybe trying to re shape the world how they like? Kinda being like Giratina and wanting to take Arceus place? Or something else
Like Iris is pissed off about how she’s treated by people and Kyurem tells her to take action about it, to make them feel the way she feels everyday. Putting ideas in her head until she eventually snaps
Or Hilda talking about how she wishes she lived in an ideal world where everything was fine and they didn’t have to worry about criminal teams like Plasma or not being worked to death trying to help the People of Unova. So Zerkrom shows her that she can have her ideal world, she and all her friends can, if she allows him to help
And Hilbert seeing the truth of the people of Unova and not liking it. How unruly and selfish they are. Wishing for everything from the Hero’s but never appreciating what they’re given. Always asking for more and more. Now Reshiram is telling him how him and his friends can get rid of that ugly truth he doesn’t like
For Bianca, N and Cheren I suppose the others just convinced them to help them shape Unova how it should be. How Kyruem, Reshiram, and Zekrom are right and that they deserve to be above everyone else as they’re the strongest in Unova. How the three dragons used to be the strongest together, just like the six of them will be if they join them
Also for the Tao Trio lore, what if instead of the original dragon getting split up because of the two brothers, Arceus was the one to split it apart in an attempt to subdue its power and influence over the other legendary Pokémon. And the two brothers are just a story that was eventually believed to be true
Now since it’s split apart, it needs someone to fuse them back together. Someone who’s strong and capable of the task, someone who’ll believe that they deserve to be a hero. To be Hero’s of Truth, Ideals, and Fate
Mood tho felt that abt the assignments lmao
Anyways
YOUR HONOUR‼️‼️‼️‼️
WAIT NO I LOVE THAT CONCEPT ABT ARCEUS BEING THE ONE TO SPLIT THE OG DRAGON THO OMF???
No cause like, it's like the reverse in Galar's lore where people thought that the heroes were humans where in fact they're pokemon, and now w that people believed the two brothers were the reason for the og dragon to split, but it's in fact Arceus, as he knows Kyurem is too powerful to be left alone like that, he's not gonna have another Giratina 2.0
And god chmdbd imagine Arceus believing that was it tho, that him splitting the dragons and confining Zekrom and Reshiram within the stones would be enough, that binding Kyurem within the Giant Chasm was enough, those three separated and never to form the original dragon again, as the Splicers were hidden by a human Arceus had entrusted with and has been passed down that family for generations. Until Drayden was the one to guard it. And ofc, Drayden knows he won't stay in the world forever, so he told Iris of the Splicers, so she would be the next guardian of it, to make sure to keep it hidden from those who only demand power, those who wish to form the original dragon once more. Little does he know, that's Iris' goal.
Ough your honour Kyurem telling Iris that he wishes to see Zekrom and Reshiram again, so they can be one again, and together, they'll help Iris be the most powerful trainer. Ofc, Kyurem didn't know Zekrom and Reshiram found their own heroes now too, also promising those heroes to find the other two pieces of themselves to form the original dragon, promising them power. Even better the heroes that Zekrom and Reshiram found were Iris' friends, who also believed the world could be better
And like it'd be dope tho if the dragons did see potential in Cheren, Bianca, and N.
Cheren was idealistic, Zekrom was drawn to him as well, he saw Hilda's vision of the world, and Cheren supported her wholeheartedly, believing it would be for the best, for their ideal world, that they kill off anyone who dares disrupt the peace, and Zekrom will be there to help them with it.
Bianca was truthful, Reshiram saw the fire in her eyes, as she knows just how painful the words of the people could be, how again and again she's been told she wasn't enough, and Bianca knows how selfish people are, something she wished the people of Unova knew, and Reshiram can help her and Hilbert with just that.
N knew all too well how powerful of a drive fate could be. N thought his destiny was to be Plasma's king, a hero, but he sees now destiny is quite an enigmatic thing, as his friends became the heroes instead. But he believes there's more to fate, he knows the ones who hurt his pokemon friends would be destined a bitter cold death, as he believes their deaths would be righteous, for no more will they hurt pokemon. Of course, Kyurem will grant him that wish.
With those three along with their respective heroes, the dragons are one step closer to becoming to becoming their true self, Unova's Dragon, Kyurem in its final forme. The only thing left now is for Iris to bring them the Splicers.
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hijinxensues · 2 years
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The Cloaking Brooch Dilemma - Part 8
RotTMNT Donatello x OC!AFAB
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Synopsis: Donatello considered himself, nay, deemed himself the greatest mind of his generation. He was known for his skills as a scientist, inventor, engineer and was a technological genius. Dare he throw in that he was a damn good brother and held the title of being ¼th ‘Protector of New York City’.
He could barely fathom that he didn’t piece together that the pretty barista he was falling for was simultaneously his gaming buddy (might I add, for the last eight years) and was working for Big Mama.
At this very moment, Donatello was sure of two things in his life. One of them being his life was a joke and the second being that he was fraternizing with the enemy.
All because he decided to run errands whilst donning his cloaking brooch.
Warnings: Aged-Up turtles, fluff, Half-Yokai OC, AFAB OC (does use she/her/they pronouns in writing), swearing, light angst
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Despite your best efforts to convince Donnie to stay as the night closed in on the both of you, he politely declined saying that he’d make it home and that he was absolutely tougher than he looked. While he didn’t give off ‘string bean’ vibes, Donnie was very lean; you made a mental note to start feeding him more.
After ensuring he got home safe and bidding him goodnight, you cleaned up after yourselves and made yourself comfy in your own bed.
letty: not to give you a big ego or anything, but its like super lonely without you here lmao also vacuum up after ur rabbit fur ffs, why I also gotta clean up after YOUR shedding
gigi: my ego is so fucking large right now, also I pay for most of the groceries so. u can deal w the shedding ty bb
gigi: i will admit that i, too, have separation anxiety LOL its too late for me to make it over there
letty: donnie mentioned something about ‘portal magic’ or whatever being pretty common amongst yokai, maybe make urself useful and learn some, or better yet find someone who can do it for you
gigi: got, it will find hot boyfriend to portal me to ur place. Bc that’s SO easy. Also how was loverboy tonight?
letty: OMF I had a panic attack and then we like…semi cuddled or smth? Our shoulders were touching EEEE
gigi: THE SHOULDERS BABE!! youre ridiculous lmao im going to bed now, will swing by idk whenever ill just show up, night lov u bb
letty: ya whatever u got a key. that u got cut for yourself lmao
letty: NIGHT love u too
You rolled your eyes and made yourself into a little burrito before tucking your phone under your pillow and settling in. Having Donatello actively in your life the past few weeks was a bit of a whirlwind, getting past the initial shock of it all, the two of you established a bit of a routine and fallen into a rhythm. There were evenings where you had night shifts or he was just busy with family, but you’d made time to video chat or text almost all hours of the day and then to see each other at least every few days, schedule permitting.
Were you two…seeing each other?
No, that would be ridiculous. The prerequisite of two or more people seeing each other with romantic intentions would be that all parties would be in consensus to said suggestion prior to moving forward with it. On top of that, all parties would also have to be honest…guilt gnawed at you your hand finding it’s way to one of your ears and tugging gently. The ‘Cloaking Brooch Dilemma’ would have to be addressed sooner or later, but when? It felt like too much time had passed to just casually bring it up. Would he think you’re a liar? Worse, would he hate you for lying by omission? You should’ve just made the reveal the same night you found out he was using ‘Othello’ as an alias.
Sighing, you closed your eyes and let sleep take you. It was a problem for another day.
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You hadn’t heard much from Donnie during the day, (he did have other obligations than answering your text messages back, unfortunately). Wiping the counter down at Rendezvous, you get a ping on your phone.
gigi: we out of milk can u get some on the way home plz
letty: we?
letty: WHOS ‘WE’? you and me? U don’t live there
letty: u fucking moocher
letty: also yes lactose free? venmo me bitch
After receiving a thumbs up emoji from your rabbit counterpart, you focus back on tending to the coffee machine and cleaning up. There wasn’t much longer to go until your shift here was done, you’d get a little bit of a break then you’d have a shift at the Grand Nexus. Making a mental note to put up milk in between your jobs, the telltale ring of the door goes off making it known someone’s come in.
“Hi, welcome to- oh, hey! It’s been a while!”
Your hands make quick work starting a latte for him and grabbing a cinnamon bun. You give him a once over which causes you to pause your rapid muscle memory. Your regular normally wore a black mask to cover his nose and mouth but he was without it today and you were met with a very familiar shade of green and purple. The purple clad individual was sans his goggles and in place a black beanie, but with his drawn-on eyebrows on his purple bandana, this was without a doubt, the terrapin who you’d had, not one but two, run ins with at Tio Huesos’. He looked so casual bundled up in his coat, faux fur lined the hood, his bottom half in well-worn dark grey sweatpants and then boots with dark purple socks poking out the top.
Thinking back to the other times you’d seen him previously, how have you not recognized him sooner?
You honestly weren’t sure how to feel, he’d always been a quiet and well-behaved regular. He’d never given you a hard time and had always given a nod or a half curtesy smile before heading out with his goods. Frustration brewed in your chest thinking back to all his attitude outside the Rendezvous walls.
“Hello,” his voice cracked, he smoothed over his neck with a hand and cleared his throat, “Salutations!” he tried one more time with a nervous chuckle and an awkward smile. You were almost tempted to think he was cute. Almost. “Tonight is an exceptional night for a stroll and a coffee, don’t you think?”
This was a very different version of the turtle you previously had run into with your rabbit ears equipped. Thinking back, he was much more nervous now than you’d ever seen taking in account the times he’d come by the coffee shop over the years, and he’d never previously tried to initiate small talk with you in the past.
“The same as usual, right? I’ve already got it going.”
He deflates, smile quickly replace with a tight-lipped nod. Eyes darting everywhere but your own as he paid for his order. He shoved his hands deep into his pockets as he stiffly made his way to the other counter to wait for his order.
Holding back a groan, you got his order ready, guilt seeping into your bones as your curt response wiped the smile off his face. He does have a pretty smile. Biting back a scowl you mentally reprimand yourself for thinking any boy with pretty eyes that paid you any attention was cute.
“Ah, sorry sir,” you start slowly, “just having a long day.”
You slide over two cinnamon buns instead of one, “An extra for you on the house.” Twirling a bit of hair around your finger, you tug lightly and offer as bright of a smile as you can muster to turn the mood around.
The terrapin almost fumbles his coffee cup as he puffs his chest out with a newfound confidence. ‘Oh god, there he is’, this energy was what you associated with him at Tio Huesos. He was but a shade away from exuding an air of arrogance.
“But of course! I did not at all take the pervious interaction personally in any capacity! Ha ha!”
Two things were made instantly clear to you.
1)     Purple Turtle was a shitty liar.
He pulls a giggle out of you, and you catch his grin widen marginally as his fingers clench and adorably thrum on the pastry box.
2)     You were too soft on Purple Turtle. (Note to self: Be an asshole and commit to it.)
He glances down at your nametag, and the gesture oddly reminds you of Donnie, “Violet, have a good evening.”
“You as well, sir.”
The terrapin struts out of the shop quickly and with purpose, a bit of a bounce to his step a stark contrast from his more subdued and jittery movements coming in. You almost miss him fist bump the air as he turns the corner and is out of sight.
‘You’ve been invited to ‘Girls Night!’ group chat’
Rapid pings happen on your phone as April, Sunita and Usagi spam the text thread. Quickly, you put the group chat on mute and save both girls numbers into your phone. Pocketing your phone to clean up after your mess you made another mental note to try your best and actual conversate and cultivate new relationships with Usagi’s other friends.
The rest of your shift goes by uneventfully and your co-worker comes in to relieve you as you clock out. Waving them a goodbye, you gather your things and head home to rest up before your night shift at the Grand Nexus.
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Your apartment is rabbit-less when you enter, and you put the milk away in the fridge. Your nose twitches as you walk around the space, ‘I probably just missed him’, your sense of smell was slightly heightened post-mutation and you didn’t put it to use often but it was useful when needed.
‘125 Missed Messages’
Snorting you press the record button to record a voice note, “Hey girlies, sorry was at work. Just got home, but also going to head out to work again in a little bit. Uh, got the milk, Gigi. Also, lets plan for hanging out? I can host, my space is small, but it’ll be cozy! Hope yall don’t mind rabbit fur- Gigi is shedding.” Letting the voice note send, you prep another, “Also, 125 missed messages!?”
A voice note from Usagi pops up, “Venmo’d you for milk. Yes, catch up on the chat while you get ready for work. I’ll swing by later, probably? Love you.”
April: yall are too cute!! reminds me of my siblings but much less violent and annoying
Violet: LOL, how many u got?
Sunita: she has like, 4 brothers.
Four!? That would make April one of five siblings, in this economy? In New York City?! Settling into your couch cushions you catch up on your missed messages and send a few voice notes back to them.
April: okay, so girls night on Thursday? that gives us all a few days to prep and book off work!
Sunita: Already in the calendar!! SO EXCITED
Usagi: i’ll be there early to help set up the apartment
Letty: YAY okay sounds good yall, will talk later, just getting ready 4 the night shift
Getting ready you put your things together and leisurely pull out a post it-note and start writing to let Usagi know when you’d be home and to throw the garbage out when he got in. Sticking the note on the fridge, you double then triple check you have everything for your shift then set off to your destination.
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“Did you ever find out what that turtle Yokai was snooping around for?” Draping yourself across the magenta chaise you play catch with yourself and a crumpled-up piece of paper. Catching the ball in your hand you make the next toss into a nearby waste basket.
The loud smack on the table startles you enough to almost slide out of the chaise.
“No, we didn’t. He was seemingly snooping around for nothing; nothing was out of place. Nothing was missing. It was virtually untouched.”
Odd, but what did you know about hero and villain affairs?
Usagi had pretty much confirmed that he was one of the color-coded vigilantes that saved the city from the alien invasion a few years back and so you were reticent to think he was doing something with malicious intent. You were very well aware through the grape vine that Big Mama was…’sketchy’ to speak plainly. If anything, ‘sketchy’ was a very watered-down descriptor of the woman.
Secretly, you hoped he got what he needed the last time so you wouldn’t need to be caught up with him again. You really did like the job at the hotel. The grandeur of the hotel used to make you feel out of place, but now it felt cozy to be surrounded by such warmth from the richness of the velvet furniture and the overdressed patrons.
The telltale flickering red light catches your attention and you let go of a breath you didn’t know you were holding, “Hello, front-“
“Intercom girl, I was hoping I’d catch you.”
How he was able to tell it was you based on two words alone stumped you.
The florescent blue clouds your vision as the line goes dead and the blue clad terrapin walks through and closes the portal behind him. A hand finds your emergency button immediately; however you find yourself not wanting to press it. Ears swiveling, you do a once over the lobby to confirm there was no other employees in the vicinity to see this. Your hand knocks over the switch for the security cameras trained on the front desk and you lie to yourself that you did it by accident.
Sticking your neck out for a stupid, blue turtle wasn’t on your to-do list today, but here you were.
“I think you already know what I’m going to say, but how can I help you?”
“You know, Intercom Girl, I can call you ‘Intercom Girl’ right? I think we got off on the wrong foot,” he flashes a grin at you that would surely make someone else swoon (but not you, purple was more your color), “The names’ Leo and I believe you and me might have a mutual friend.”
You follow his gaze to the button on your wrist to notify the staff and you guess he catches the way your eyebrows furrow uncertainly so he follows up with a, “I don’t bite, promise.”
“You’re going to need to give me more than just your name and an ominous mention about a mutual friend.” Rationally, you could guess he was talking about Usagi, given that Usagi himself confirmed the terrapins did takeout at Huesos. However, Leo could also be alluding to April or even Sunita? Though, those choices were less plausible since there was only one instance where you’d met them.
“We’re also on a time limit before someone comes down to check on me, so talk fast.” Pressing him for time seems to be the right play as he deflates momentarily as the jig is up. He glances around the same way you did before and leans in close, “So,”
“So?”
“There’s this,” he runs a hand down his face and you don’t miss the way his cheeks are dusted with pink. Gesturing with your hand for him to keep going, he refuses to meet your eyes as he continues, “Rabbit Yokai at ‘Run of the Mill’.”
You were calling Usagi once you got off the clock.
“And you’ve come to me to confirm that we’re mutuals or?”
He fidgets with the wrappings on his arms, “I’m usually much more suave than this,” he chuckles nervously and pulls at an invisible collared shirt.
“Are you? Because it looks like rabbit got your tongue.” Confidently you smirk at him with your play on words.
“I can respect that, honestly. I made an IHOP joke last I saw you so I definitely deserved that. Point is, I’m just making sure he’s safe.”
Scratch that, you were calling Usagi the moment Leo left.
“Safe? Where is he? What’re you on about?” Panic shows itself in the way your fingers go to your pocket to grab your phone to contact him. Leo’s gaze hardens as he stares down your jittery form, “You work at the Grand Nexus, who’s owned by Big Mama- one of the biggest crime lords for the Hidden City. Can’t be too careful.”
“And? Usagi’s my best friend!” your mouth is too fast for your brain and you’ve revealed the only real leverage you had against him, “Are you accusing me of putting him in danger because of my night job!? How do you even know we know each other?! I would’ve heard about you if you were important to him.”
Usagi would’ve told you if he was seeing someone, especially if it was this guy. Right?
The doubt that’s sowed into your head is blinding and doesn’t help you think straight as you press the emergency button Leatherhead gave you.
“You should go. Don’t come back.”
Leo’s gaze doesn’t leave yours, his expression unreadable, as he opens his portal and walks through.
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Your apartment door almost comes off the hinges with how violently you unlock and push it open. Your rabbit counterpart yelps and flops onto the floor unceremoniously from the couch. Usagi’s has his hand to his heart, he breathes heavy and fast, “What the fuck is going on!? It’s like, 1am in the morning!”
“I don’t know, you tell me! Do you happen to know a ‘Leo’? That’s also a turtle? Because I’ll tell you what there’s probably not many of those around!”
A flash of recognition runs across his face as he catches his breath, “Well, yeah? He comes to Tio Huesos’. Why did you have to give me a heart attack, for the second time, at 1am in the morning to ask that question!?”
Tears pinprick at your eyes as you collapse beside him on the floor and recount the encounter with Leo to Usagi, bottom lip quivering and tears painting your cheeks. “Do you not trust me?” Warm arms engulf you, “Letty, I trust you with my life. Leo can get overprotective-“
“So, you do know him?!”
“I do! But like, casually? I was actually waiting to see if it’d get more serious before I outright told you.”
“But we tell each other everything.” Her admission is barely a murmur. 
“We do, and I was wrong to keep it from you even if that wasn’t the intention. You know how quickly I catch feelings and I really just wanted to be sure before I brought it up this time. I’m so sorry, Letty.” Sputtering out a watery laugh you clutch at his sweater, “Lest we forget, Gerard the Frog Prince, your last ‘true love’.”
There’s a playful bat at your head and a tug on your ear, “Listen, I deserve that but also fuck you.”
The air in the apartment is much lighter as the two of you sleepily clutch onto each other, seeking warmth and comfort. Usagi reaches for the comforter and a few pillows, “We can do a pillow fort tonight?”
Wiping away your tears onto Usagi’s sweater you nod and get up to help him drape sheets over a few chairs before grabbing a few fairy lights from your bedroom to rig on the inside. You rummage for a few more comforters since you were too lazy to move your mattress and make a little den.
“Leo would have a fit if he saw this, he’d think we’re dating.”
“He knows I only like guys, but also, I definitely have to talk to Leo about whatever the fuck just happened, because you are the farthest thing from a threat. I think his family just has messy history with Big Mama.”
You snort, “Yeah, get your man babe, he’s out of control. You should also ask how he knew where to find me?”
“Well, he’s a ninja so I think he probably followed you. Maybe he’s seen us walk home together or something, I’ve brought you up very vaguely in conversation.”
Humming, you concede, that made a lot of sense, “That’s deeply unsettling. Speaking of turtles, my regular came in today and guess what? He’s the purple turtle from Tio Heusos I ran into! He didn’t recognize me obviously, but it was whack. I felt like I was in the matrix.”
“You’re kidding me.”
“That’s what I’m saying!”
Yawning you pull out your phone to see an onslaught of messages from the group chat and Donnie. You open Donnie’s text thread and start typing.
letty: had the craziest fucking day, I don’t think you’re awake but missed you today
letty: also my dishwasher is broken, can you come over and fix it plz lmao tyty my lil techie
donnie: Please do not ever call me ‘lil techie’ ever again.
letty: it’s your new rap name, but also go the fuck to bed
donnie: I missed your presence today as well and do tell me about your day later today. I am heading to bed now, but I’m glad I caught you. And yes, I will fix your dishwasher.
letty: perf, youre the best but u knew that already
‘Letty sent a photo attachment’
letty: check out this blanket fort, made it w gigi night lil techie
donnie: 3 things: Love the addition of fairy lights, fuck off and goodnight.
Usagi’s ears flop over your shoulder and you watch his even breathing signaling he’s gone to sleep already. You dim your fairy lights, get comfortable and let sleep take you for the night.
TBC
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Those are some really good headcanons for the two omf; i especially love the flower pressing one. I may add that one to my own version of Mark if thats ok!!!
I like to imagine there is alot of pining towards Cesar on Mark's end; Personally for my version of Mark he's very attached towards Cesar cause similar to your HCs, first genuine friendship and such!! And ohh your a rper too?! thats so cool!! i havent touched a RP in a hot minute cause I tend to rp darker themes and darker themes are typically frowned on nowadays yknow? ~ 👁️⚠️
thank you! and sure, i wouldn't mind since it is a cute hc lmao!
ohyah, if anything, mark would be the one who has the most intense feelings for cesar -- maybe even somewhat clingy to him at times, but he's more aware of what he'd be doing so mark tends to distance himself most of the time. it's kinda sad cause it's prolly one of the few times mark's experienced actual happiness but just can't actually act upon his feelings cause he doesn't want to scare cesar away ;;
yeah, i am! i love, LOVE darker themes myself uvu just love getting into the thick of it lmao
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arkhammaid · 2 years
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omf I never knew u did sagau :00
aksdhfk I DID- like, a year ago lmao. had two sagau series but dropped it after i got many requests and hit a writing block ;-;
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love--t · 2 years
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the lonely hearts club is so good and I can’t wait to see more of the story unfold 😭 i really like how everything is starting out, how you’re describing the town and setting the atmosphere. I really feel like each member’s like? Background? is really charming!! I rly enjoy how you write each member and omf wooyoung I can’t wait to see what happened between woo, San and y/n to make him act like that!!! also I love sana’s character because her heart is definitely in the right place lmao but the way she’s forcing them to talk knowing it’s still a rough patch 😔💔 but wowowow I love this fic so much I can’t wait to read more and I look forward to the next update 🫶
Omg thank you so much!!! 🥺🥺 I literally screamed at reading this. You're actually my first ask. I promise to update as soon as I can, in two weeks I present my thesis so once that's done I'll be able to write as much as I want. Once again thank you so much for reading 💕💕💕💕
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crownedflair · 1 month
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[drunk text] Omf g you need to get over here now I think I’m dyin / from paige because girl gets drunk lmao
( 𝐈𝐌𝐒𝐆 📲 PARTNER IN CRIME 🖤 ) : christ paige .. it's two in the morning. ( 𝐈𝐌𝐒𝐆 📲 PARTNER IN CRIME 🖤 ) : where are you right now? i'm coming to get you. ( 𝐈𝐌𝐒𝐆 📲 PARTNER IN CRIME 🖤 ) : and don't be stubborn with me, please.
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delta-magnetic · 3 years
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i have been tagged by the extremely cool @daddy-ul thank you friend!
post 10 pictures from your camera roll that describe you without downloading anything new!
i use my phone a lot less than my computer n therefore also don't download as much but let's see what we got :3
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tagging @mustaint @cliffburton @fluffonthefloor and whoever else wants to! as usual no obligation if you were tagged uwu
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almondscroissant · 5 years
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michu-writes · 3 years
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🐉 Remember how in season 3 there was a love triangle between Jay, Nya and Cole? Yeah, how about the same thing happening but it just turns into a poly Jay x s/o x Cole in the end. I'm basically asking the same thing as in the poly Tom x s/o x Tord ask^^ Love you! <3
A/N: HOW DO YOU COME YOU COME UP WITH THESE COOL IDEAS WHAT??? I was so excited to write this the moment I read the ask <3 /pos!!!!
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Remember when Nya said that Jay and Cole were meant for each other? Yeah that's true along with you. At least in this fanfiction. At first it would be taken as a joke. Like Jay and Cole would have another fight about being jealous of each other until you broke them off.
"Guys, can you stop? This is getting on my nerves."
"It was his fault!" Both ninjas said in unison and childishly pointed at each other, receiving a deadpan from you.
"If you guys won't stop, then why not just share?" They thought about it for a second and looked at each other. You snorted at the view as you realized.
"Wait... You actually thought I was being serious?"
"What- No! Of course not!" The lightning master exclaimed and crossed his arms as the one beside him looked away in embarrassment.
"If you actually wanna try this, then that's fine. Just please don't fight, I'm starting to lose my mind." And let me tell you, once they heard those words come out of your mouth, I swear their tail would literally wag so fucking fast if they were a dog. Like faster than the fastest wagging tail in the world. But anyways, that's how you guys became a kick-ass polyamorous couple :D
Onto the general headcanons now, the others would be surprised and confused yet happy for the three of you at the same time. Because let's be honest, they would never expect Jay and Cole being together. Kind of... I don't know about Nya but she always had the vibe between the two of them and she said it herself.
"Didn't they have a fight like a minute ago?" Poor Kai is getting left out once again /j.
Most of them thought it was never possible, but here the three of you are, holding hands as Jay and Cole are a smiling mess. It looks like you're an owner of two golden retrievers lmao. They're just so happy it worked out in the end. Sure, they do still get a little jealous from time to time but they'd be completely lovey dovey the second you walk in.
CUDDLES AND LOTS OF CUDDLES <333333333 You'll of course be in the middle, while the both of their arms are wrapped around you. Sometimes they actually hold hands if they feel extra nice towards each other.
JAY AND COLE HAVE THEIR MOMENTS TOO <33 They're much nicer towards each other, and would help each other out if needed and such. They're just more, like, energetic with you. It's honestly a perfect match though <3 Nobody can get left out, and you'll make sure of that. Of course, it would be a bit weird like the first few days of being together but that's how it is with almost everyone. The three of you look so cute together omf
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kazuhasmaid · 3 years
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Hii<3 i wanna send a request for my bestie who's a massive xingqui simp but she only reads fluff/romantic fics not smut and theres not alot for xingqui fics out there😔
I always joke that shes like a cat so i was thinking something like xingqui x catgirl!reader like the reader has cat ears and tail like diona and maybe alittle tsundere too (aka xingqui teases her lmao)<3
Anything can go for plot as long as its sfw, maybe reader and xingqui go round liyue pranking people (chongyun) together or maybe they spend the evening together on xingquis roof and read together💕💕😳
xingqui with a catgirl s/o ฅ^•ﻌ•^ฅ
xingqui x catgirl!reader
genre: fluff/crack
word count: 1,100+
warnings/side notes: slight story spoilers from moon chase festival and xingqui's hidden identity. and as always, everything i write is never proofread >:)
a/n: I AGREE LMFAO THERES SM NSFW HERE but if you've struck a fluff here it makes it feel like you've hit the jackpot. ALSO?? thank you so much for requesting and waiting for this request, and tbh idk much about xingqui so i hope i got this right! says the person who has friendship 10 with him AND IM SORRY THIS TOOK SO LONG PLEASE.
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anyways.
i honestly think this dynamic works well if its taken lightly. and i mean your secretly loving insults
i mean in the eyes of the public, its seen as that you two are both quiet, and timid.
spoiler alert, they were totally wrong.
behind closed doors, he often is loud and mischievious around you.
him teasing you such as flicking your ear gently to catch your attention or blowing against them softly. sensitivity does its works as you try to back xingqui off with whatever he's up to.
que the blush-QUE THE BLUSH!!!1!1!1!
"can you stop?!"
"stop what?" cue the smirk. he LOVES loves loves loves loves seeing you like this. 💀
"YOU KNOW.. WHAT I MEAN."
"elaborate."
"XINGQUI-"
but other than that he really does admire you. he just has a knack with messing with you <3 special treatment ig.
being the literature noble who masters the fading arts, he also takes his time to indulge you in them.
and far from the eyes of people, he teaches you martial arts- he guides your arms and often mold himself around your body to correct your posture.
mans is also blushing by the time he realized how close of a proximity you two were at but shhh.
he loves loves loves petting your head. LOVES IT. and your tail too! he finds it amusing when you two face situations. can you blame him? you're just so cute to him.
he realizes he likes you when you two spar at the use of the martial arts, using the knowledge he's taught you with.
and like master like student, you were able to back xingqui into sending his weapon flying away from him. even the archons were shook. PLEASE the way your eyes widen at the scene and look back and forth from xingqui to the sword- multiple times like: "...WAS...THAT REALLY ME??? HELLOOOO WHAT??" MIRACLE. A MIRACLE. you'll never let him live this one. you: 1 xingui: 0
mans never had anyone had his weapon flying away and he could never explain what it was that clicked to him that he felt feelings for you but he just did .
ironic to say that the author had found a loss of words. YOUR POWER??? OMF
xingqui gets more nervous around you, teases you more, and is still ever the same as ever though the pink hue in his cheeks were the slight difference.
the young noble quickly gathers his friends into a meeting asking for advice. he never hinted at you but who else would have it been if it weren't you?
and on the other hand though you act "mean" to him, you really cannot help but to spit insults at the young noble though you completely mean the entire opposite of what you said.
sigh.
you also went to that friend group a couple days later, and to their suspicions, they were correct.
you asked them what xingqui might like and ...hm. they asked you what you like too? strange.
the day comes where xingqui finally musters up his courage, he's learned martial arts behind his family's back but the thought of asking you out on a date gets his heart threatening him? he finally understood the fluttery words from the infamous romance novels he's read.
mans is confident how to approach you but his heartbeat literally has him on a chokehold when your eyes meets his.
he then greets you a good morning and proceeds to confess his feelings. and you reciprocated them.
"xingqui.."
"I'm honest. i really do have feelings for you, though many people think you're so closed off due to your nature but that's just who you are and i know to myself you dont mean a percentage of what you insult to me. you just feel the spur of backhanding me while i get you all riled up huh?" CUE THE SHI EATING GRIN.
but all jokes aside and you playfully pushing xingqui while a hue of pink on your face was rested,
xingqui turned to you and asked "may i have the honor of being your significant other?"
"you're an idiot."
"your idiot though <3"
"xingqui ew-
...come on now. he took that as a "yes" and you meant it as a yes- archon knows how your words can be deciphered by him.
as your first day as a couple, you two went on a date together, buying literatures and casually picking up an underrated book that xingqui eyed so stunningly.
stopping by Wang min restaurant, you spot chongyun and xiangling, discussing about spirits and xiangling's experience with horrors as that someone eating her fried radish balls as a mystery. only the real ones know.
chongyun seemed to be very invested and xiangling was deep into the narrator's perspective.
"BOO!" xingqui and you set your hands on chongyun's shoulders and ankles.
the poor teen, screamed.
and to this? you ran away to the fear of seeing a rare, angry chongyun.
you and xingqui ran hand in hand, leaving chongyun and xiangling shocked and an audible gasp leaving their mouths at the same time as realization struck them.
you and xingqui ran till you both stopped near his house, seeing that no one was home to be bothered, he invites you in-
to...
take you to his roof???? SIR IS THIS SAFE- lmaooo you can see wangsheng funeral parlor from there, its okay!
once all rested, you offer your hand to xingqui as you had the advantage of balance, thanks to your cat-like traits.
xingqui and you sat together seeing the sunset for the night, you hand him the book you purchased, wishing to hear his voice read the words of the book.
not knowing that you literally bought his book, he reads it to you, blush setting on his cheeks at the thought of you finding his writing well enough to spend your mora on it. mans was over the moon about this.
at the end of the chapter, he turns to you and leans your head towards his shoulder, leaning his own on top of yours as he held you by your side.
"so, what do you think of the story?"
"i think it was very well written, its rare nowadays to find gold like these, and i for one. do not read casually as you do, so its left an impression on me for sure."
"oh-
"and i guess i like... the way the author writes.. hm."
"what's the matter?"
"n..nothing, i was just gonna say the writing and the way you read it to me did make me feel like the book's voice was yours? im not sure how to explain it."
"well... that's cause it WAS written by me."
"i take it back-
"-TOO LATE."
xingqui held you by your side, cuddling uo to you as your ears bagan to tickle his jaw, everything was perfect. the orange that dusted the horizon, the breeze that accompanied it, along by the one you loved.
oh.
one more thing, you gave him a kiss on the cheek when you both parted ways and you couldve sworn his brain and heart just malfunctioned. it was truly a sight to see an you couldn't wait to experience more moments like these with him.
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e-jaegerenthusiast · 3 years
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aot boys kink hcs
here are some kink hcs i found written on a piece of paper during my super important class 🥴 fr i was sitting in class as my professor gives a lecture— instead of listening i zoned out and wrote different kinks/overall sexual things down and thought if eren, jean, and levi would be into them 🤞🏻
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eren art by aidan.k_art on insta
levi cosplay _hakkencoser_ on insta
warnings/tw; like many many kinks 💀
would they let you choke them?
eren: yes. surprisingly, it’s the only dom-like thing he lets you do him. (other than ride him) he would love the thrill of his life in your hands :,) although it would take him a while to let you do it to him. he says it mid-sex, i’ve written something for it with eremika here ;)
jean: yes yes yes. he loves it so much, gets him whining and moaning
levi: i feel like he’s claustrophobic :( so he’ll let you put your hands around his neck, just don’t put in any pressure. the first time you did it was when you were riding him, you didn’t really think much of it as you put your hands around his neck, giving pressure with your fingers. suddenly his lust-filled droopy eyes turned into one of horror. pulling you off of him as he grabbed his own throat, coughing. you apologized so fucking much and hated yourself for it. he hugged you and told you it was okay, that he’s sorry but it brings him ptsd and makes him uneasy :(
choke you?
eren: surprisingly, no 😳 i feel like he would love to see his own purple fingerprints on your hips. however, he doesn’t like the bruises he leaves on your neck, he inspects them with a frown, kissing all of them and burying his head in your neck. once he chokes you, he feels animalistic. more than ever. its like he doesn’t trust himself to put your life that closely in his hands :(( so once he doesn’t do it anymore, you don’t ask him why. you know him. you know what goes on in his head.
jean: only if you ask him to, he’d be scared to apply too much pressure tho, so he’d do it lightly
levi: yesyesyes. i feel like levi would do all dom things to you mostly when he’s mad at something or at you. he’s the type to grab you by the neck and kiss you passionately. awooga
would they whine?
eren: very. very. very rare. only if somehow you’ve managed to take the upper hand.
jean: yessir. definitely. mommy kink all the way.
levi: mostly no. although he really really needs to. he wont let himself. mostly grunts. although he does when you’re sucking him off, he whimpers and tries to hide it, but you humming around his length throws him over the edge.
would they overstimulate you?
eren: all fuckinggg day. he doesn’t care if you can’t anymore. shaking? pffttt suck it up. literally
jean: only if he’s super horny. would do it if you want to.
levi: not really. he likes it when you overstimulate him 👀— doesn’t really ask you to, however you can obviously tell by the way he bucks up his hips into you or your hand even tho he just came.
their fave position?
eren: he absolutely loves spooning you, fucking into you as your warm back is pressed against his chest, your back arching and head going to his shoulder when he hits that special spot in you and kisses your neck. he can easily hit your g-spot in this postition, loves when you squirm against his chest. his hand holding you close. —he also loves the most weirdest positions omg- he likes bending you in ways that could almost break you like a pretzel - your thighs pressed against your chest, your legs at a wide angle resting on his shoulder—you must take yoga classes for this man he loves fucking you in the positions🥴 even upside down
jean: he loves loves loves when you ride him. he’s called a horse for a reason😩 also loves mirror sex. we know he can get cocky sometimes, so he loves fucking you infront of the mirror as he holds your jaw and forces your eyes on the mirror, fucking you hard. also is a sucker for passionate/slow missionary.
levi: doggy. fuck yes he loves it. or reverse cowgirl omf— loves the view sm. not that he doesn’t like to see your face in sex omg😭 it’s just- he prefers it that way cuz he kinda doesn’t want you to see him, in all his vulnerability. :,) its rare he lets you. but when he does omg- the image is burned into your memory, his face and the way it contorts into pleasure, his thin brows going up as his mouth is wide open— or he’s clenching his jaw.
would they agree to you handcuffing/tying them?
eren: no. he likes to be free LMAO i’m sorry
jean: yes. definitely. finds it so hot but still tugs on them so so much and begs you to untie him.
levi: won’t admit it but he loves it. eventually comes around. pounces on you like a wild dog when you untie him and fucks the shit out of you. grunting as he calls you a brat for tying him.
would they tie you up?
eren: 100% fucker loves to see you squirming.
jean: not really, he tries it out of curiosity but just doesn’t know what the fuck to do without your touch. likes it better the other way ‘round.
levi: yes. he would like to take revenge for you tying him up. would def torture and edge you a lot.
let you blindfold them?
eren: never. would like to see you and every single expression on your face.
jean: yes. loves it. makes him so so sensitive and he loves the thrill of not knowing where he’s gonna feel your touch.
levi: maybe. if you really beg him and annoy him for it.
blindfold you?
eren: yes yes yes do i even need to elaborate
jean: not really. same as tying you up, he would get too nervous and flustered and not know what to do.
levi: absolutely. he’d actually almost chuckle at how responsive you are to his touch. he’d literally just sit there for minutes, gliding his hands over all parts of your body, your arms, legs, thighs, stomach. loses sense of time as he plays with your body.
would they let you peg them?
eren: absolutely not. fucking scoffs and chuckles at you and mocks you when you suggest it.
jean: yes. with persuasion. he’s mostly open and experimental. would he end up liking it? maybe. he finds the feeling very weird at first, but asks you with a blush if you can do it again another time.
levi: no— thinks it’s disgusting.
anal?
eren: yes. yes. yes. would absolutely destroy you. loves the tight asf feeling.
jean: would try, doesn’t like it. makes him cum too fast 💀
levi: thinks it’s filthy.
breeding kink?
eren: yes. loves filling you up. doesn’t like baby talk tho— he hates kids 💀💀 is sorry but maybe eventually?
jean: likes to cum on your back, stomach, or tits more. however he loves the idea of having a family with you. definitely cums in you while baby talk + “you’d be such a good mommy.”
levi: he rarely cums in you, you’d have to beg him to or wrap your legs around his torso, then he can’t stop himself. doesn’t trust condoms or birth control. he’d say there’s still a chance of you getting pregnant 🥴— not that he doesn’t want a baby with you- not yet tho. he needs to warm up to the idea of becoming a dad. trauma n all yk.
jealous seggs?
eren: definitely. he’s possessive.
jean: definitely. he’s insecure :(
levi: yes but doesn’t admit it (surprise surprise) not a lot tho, he knows he has you wrapped around his finger. doesn’t really show his jealousy much. lets it eat away at him silently:/
lets you pull their hair?
eren: hell no. you do it anyway , he goes absolutely feral.
jean: yes. loves it so so much. also open to basically anything that makes you happy
levi: even tho he doesn’t like anyone touching his face or his hair, he warms up to it. likes the feeling of your hands in his hair. (also- mostly kiss his scars. he’ll actually cry. oop imma write a fic on that ✍🏻) he also loves loves loves when you shampoo his hair for him. gets him turned on. did y’all know thats an actual kink
would they spank you?
eren: definitely. more mid-fucking to see your reaction and the way you clench around him.
jean: likes to hold and squeeze your ass more as you ride him.
levi: oh fuck yeah. when you act like too much of a brat, he makes you go on all fours, or lay on your chest on his thighs, giving you spanks and making you count. talking to you after each spank, “will you be a brat again, huh?” spank, “you do it on purpose dont you? like to rile me up? hm? get me fucking mad like this?” another spank as he molds the flesh of your ass with his palm after each one, holding himself back from kissing the flesh.
face slapping?
already made drabbles for you slapping them
eren: yes yes yes. he would be a sucker for the innocent look in your eyes as tears swell up in them. he would do it repeatedly and keep bringing your jaw back to look at him after each slap.
jean: no, he doesn’t have it in his heart 🥺 would love if you did it to him.
levi: this is very difficult. i’ll leave it for you to decide between these two; 1. he doesn’t lay his hand on women. (spanking’s an exception in his book, other than that, hell no) 2. he only does it when he’s angry. like genuinely mad at you during sex, so that’s how he takes it out on you. but kisses you afterwards.
dacryphilia?
eren: hell yeah he loves when you cry for his cock, for him. this fucker does anything on purpose just to make you cry. gives a sadistic smile when tears finally come to your eyes.
jean: no, he wouldn’t wanna make you cry. although you do cry for his horse cock😩 he’d have a concerned expression on his face as he wipes you tears with his thumb, “what’s wrong ,baby?”
levi: absolutely not. literally despises crying. for himself and other. especially you. he’d wipe your tears as soon as they come when his dick is in your throat.
knife play?
eren: YES. he would purposely put a little pressure on the knife to scare you. this mfs a sadist. but he would be very careful to not hurt you. (if you ask why he would be into this but not choking you, it’s cuz with a knife, he knows he won’t actually fuckin stab you. he has control over the knife. his hands, he’s afraid not.) pain
jean: no omg— he would think you’re joking at first, his face forms the most horrid expression as he asks you if that’s an actual thing💀
levi: yes, he would never put pressure on the knife tho. he’d only glide it accross your body teasingly, the cold blade making you shiver under his touch as his eyes go dark. would like to do it to you when you’re blindfolded. doesn’t want you to see that dark look in his eyes.
blood play?
eren: yes. he likes to sometimes bite on your lower lip so hard it draws blood, he would keep kissing you, the iron-like taste not bothering him the slightest. it turns him on. also loves when you make him bleed by scratching your nails on his back, he throws his head back and fastens his thrusts 😩
jean: not really, my baby would get concerned— blood makes him uneasy 🥺
levi; absolutely not. too much ptsd and trauma from the sight of blood. doesn’t wanna see it painting your soft skin at all.
gun play?
eren: not really, he’s too violent to be handling a gun in sex.
jean: no—
levi: yes. he’d empty the gun beforehand tho, without you knowing.
candle wax 😳
eren: not really, he doesn’t like the redness it brings to your skin afterwards.
jean: likes if you do it on him, fucking loses it. he actually cries and whimpers, making you concerned but he nods his had swiftly, urging you to continue. likes the burn, reminds him of your touch, it’s not really any different from the burns your fingertips leave on him upon your touch.
levi: yes omfg- he loves it. he would also blindfold you for this one, probably tie you up too. loves to see you squirming in this situation. (omg i read this one fic on wattpad called “submit” and he was using candle wax and ice— AWOOGA)
ice play?
eren: yes yes yes, he’d run the ice down your stomach after rolling it on your nipples with his hands, he’d put it on your clit and chuckle as you squirm from the coldness of it. goes down on you to warm you up with his tongue afterwards.
jean: he likes it when you use it on him. holding the ice between your teeth as you run it over his nipples and down his chest. he’d be squirming and moaning.
levi: fuck yes. he’d put it in his mouth and kiss you with it, the ice melting between both of your tongues as he hums in your mouth. he’d also run it down your stomach and your nipples as he holds it in his mouth. the contrast of the cold ice and his warm tongue making you moan and whimper beneath him.
podophilia (foot fetish) dont read that as pedophilia uhm💀
eren: not really no, never crosses his mind.
jean: yes yes yes. omg absolutely this man having a foot fetish is canon to me😩 he’d love you giving him a foot job omf- would whine so much. also would kinda like licking your anckles and your toes as you giggle
levi: uhm. you must already know this clean freak. he thinks it’s fucking disgusting. i agree with him
ear fetish
eren: he likes it when you nibble on it or bite the shell of his ear. absolutely his weakest and sensitive spot
jean: not really idk why but no
levi: would nibble and tug on your ear as he’s fucking you, head burried in your neck as he pants and grunts.
food play?
eren: would loved to drizzle honey or whipped cream on you and lick it off your chest or stomach.
jean: would love for you too do it to him, with whipped cream or chocolate on his abs and chest, even his neck. he’d be a moaning, panting mess.
levi: does not like to involve food with sex 💀
chastity (holding back from sex to rile themselves or you up)
eren: hell no💀 he’s an impatient fuckin bastard. cannot handle going without fucking you for more than a couple days
jean: would love for you to do it to him. would beg you and plead as his cock throbs for days, though you know he likes it when you don’t give it to him instantly.
levi: yes yes yes. he would make himself go without sex for weeks. you have to beg him to stop and just let you fuck him, but he’d mutter sum about needing to “train his own stamina and self control, and your patience, brat.” but when you do break through him, trying to seduce him after weeks, it would be some of the best sex y’all have. going for rounds on rounds.
voyeurism
eren: as much as i love the “eren watching you fuck jean/reiner”— i think his possessive self will never ever let another man touch you. i mean cmon have u even read 139 🥲
jean: dont do that to him 🥺 he’s gonna be super insecure like omg- no
levi: absolutely not. do not test this man. he might not show his jealousy openly but you are his and only his.
role playing?
eren: i feel like he’s not that into it but he’d do it, he’s very picky so hmm maybe good cop and bad cop? 👀
jean: as i mentioned before, he’s very experimental and would do almost anything you ask of him, so yes. he’d be into doctor/patient ;) he likes it more when you’re the doctor but you can switch too oh my god bye now i’m thinking about jean in a white thingy doctors wear omf
levi: only captain/subordinate 😩😩😩
daddy kink
eren: not really, it makes him think about being an actual dad which turns him off 💀 sorry to crush yalls dreams 🤞🏻
jean: as i said, mommy kink. though he would like it if you addressed him as daddy while he takes control.
levi: no💀 finds it fucking weird. lowkey makes him sad n think about his dad and who he is or where he is he like being called captain sometimes tho ;)
degrading?
eren: fuck yes likes degrading you all the way. “look at you, my little slut.” “such a whore for my cock hm?”
jean: would like to be degraded 😁
levi: would keep it on the minimum— occasional “brat”s or “dumbass” jdjsjs nothing too intense. he has a way with his words :)
somnophilia sneaked this in at 200 when i forgot to add it cuz it’s my absolute fave kink
eren: he’d play with your body for minutes on minutes, loves to see you so responsive to his touch even in your sleep. he rubs slow circles on your clit, to get you wet. raises his brows when he notices you’re already soaked in your sleep. he literally fucks you awake. shoves his length in you balls deep as you scream and wake up— hitting his chest as he chuckles at you
jean: you’d both be asleep, until you wake up to the feeling of jean humping your thigh, whimpering in his slumber softly, you smirk. he’s chasing his high in his dream, mumbling your name as it’s barely recognizable. he wakes up to your mouth wrapped around him, cumming so fast as soon as he realizes he’s awake.
levi: he barely gets any sleep. but as he’s laying down next to you, head buried in his book while you’re stuck to him like a koala, he’s content. having one arm wrapped around your body and hand stopping at your waist. he’s brought out of the focus of his book by you moving against him. at first he thinks you’re waking up for some reason, then is proved wrong when you’re repeatedly grinding against his thigh, your leg wrapped around it. he chuckles, catching himself off guard. he watches as you hum in your sleep and say his name. he starts slowly meeting your grinds against his thigh, shaking it. he’s now rock hard in his shorts, teasing your hole through your panties with the hands on your back. you end up cumming in your sleep, he cums in his pants. fuck.
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and there we have it— sorry if i left anything out- these are all the kinks i could think of for now 🥴
also ik i usually write hcs for aot and jjk boys but with this one, i kinda felt like only doing aot. since the paper i found had these 3 boys written on it 🤪
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