#omegaverse joke

[greek-letter-verse]

Hot take but asking a beta couple which one of them is the alpha and which is the omega is equally as bad as doing it to an omega or alpha couple. Yes, some betas lean towards one dynamic or the other, but you shouldn't just assume that the people you're dealing with:

a) both have leans,

b) have "opposite" leans from each other

c) want to share that with you.

[sidras-tak]

Reporting this to the unaware masses lmao: Thailand released the first episode of a moderately-highly-anticipated BL today, about professional racers, and revealed (with absolutely zero hint of it in any trailers and marketing) that it is set in the omegaverse. And the main relationship is Alpha/Alpha.

[lucradiss]

“Oh the age gap was too big I aged one of them up/down so they’re the same age”

YOU HAVE SHOWN YOUR WEAKNESS! YOU ROLL ON YOUR SPINELESS BACK AND EXPOSE YOUR COWARD BELLY IN THE FACE OF ADVERSITY! I DONT HAVE A SHIP WITH AN AGE GAP OF LESS THAN A DECADE! GIVE THESE MIDDLE AGED MEN A TWINK AND SOME VIAGRA AND THEYRE READY TO GO!

[winkleclit]

time crushes all

[meightyone]

so fascinated by yuki's focus on smell. when he sniffs his secret santa gift every year before opening it because "smell is important". when he correctly identified pierre in a race suit and helmet (standing next to a guy of very similar stature in an identical race suit and helmet) and claimed it was because "i can smell it". is this some kind of running bit or is he straight up a dog

[steviespanties]

Billy, possessive asshole alpha boyfriend extraordinaire about to find out something new about his omega boyfriend *slaps Steve's stomach* "this belly can fit so many pups in it"

Steve, flushed up to the roots of his hair: *garbled incoherent half hearted protest*

[magicratfingers]

dating

[sheridan-le-fanu]

I think that people who ship Kurokura probably read Omegaverse yaoi, while people who ship Leopika are probably lesbians without gfs.

[greek-letter-verse]

Forced to go on scent blockers (wear deodorant) by the omegaphobic administration (my gym teacher).

[meowchira]

wait guys....if saiki kusuo accidentally affected dna genetics in his attempt to normalize colored hair....does that mean the reason why he dont wanna normalize same-sex relationship is bc of the possibility of mpreg and omegaverse being real ?????

[flowersintheimpala69]

how can anyone write sam as an alpha when Dean canonically always is calling him bitch. That’s literally alpha big brother staking claim over his bitch omega baby brother.

[cruel-hiraeth]

in a bad rut (can’t write) not a good rut (omegaverse style)

[rumblecrow]

Never shown my little guy artstyle here so-

Idk if Shenpai and RT ever collab before this skyblock challenge. But my god i love both of their interaction.

[lucradiss]

Existing in more than one fandom space is like having more than one group of friends but both of them being so wildly different that any overlap at all would be like getting shot in the head

[pink-haired-anime-men]

SPOILERS FOR VOLTRON S6E1 :

Lance died on an episode called "Omega Shield" while Shielding Allura from a blast, I regretfully do not hold knowledge on what an "omega shield" is but what I do know is that the omegaverse exists! And I predicted Lance dying in this episode and called him an omega 🫠 I laughed really hard when he died especially since he SHIELDED SOMEONE and that the episode was called OMEGA shield 🤦 (I'm so childish.)

[sagesparrow394]

No feeling more anxiety inducing than watching Riptide for the first time after seeing caught-up fans talk about Gillion giving birth?? Because that’s a thing that happens apparently???

The chances of the next episode I listen to being the mpreg episode are low but never zero