#omegaverse joke

[greek-letter-verse]

Hot take but asking a beta couple which one of them is the alpha and which is the omega is equally as bad as doing it to an omega or alpha couple. Yes, some betas lean towards one dynamic or the other, but you shouldn't just assume that the people you're dealing with:

a) both have leans,

b) have "opposite" leans from each other

c) want to share that with you.

[sidras-tak]

Reporting this to the unaware masses lmao: Thailand released the first episode of a moderately-highly-anticipated BL today, about professional racers, and revealed (with absolutely zero hint of it in any trailers and marketing) that it is set in the omegaverse. And the main relationship is Alpha/Alpha.

[lucradiss]

“Oh the age gap was too big I aged one of them up/down so they’re the same age”

YOU HAVE SHOWN YOUR WEAKNESS! YOU ROLL ON YOUR SPINELESS BACK AND EXPOSE YOUR COWARD BELLY IN THE FACE OF ADVERSITY! I DONT HAVE A SHIP WITH AN AGE GAP OF LESS THAN A DECADE! GIVE THESE MIDDLE AGED MEN A TWINK AND SOME VIAGRA AND THEYRE READY TO GO!

[mysterygrl20]

pit babe said let me educate you on omegaverse

[translated by me using papago]

[winkleclit]

time crushes all

[steviespanties]

Billy, possessive asshole alpha boyfriend extraordinaire about to find out something new about his omega boyfriend *slaps Steve's stomach* "this belly can fit so many pups in it"

Steve, flushed up to the roots of his hair: *garbled incoherent half hearted protest*

[yearningfortheend]

Ooc poll time

[magicratfingers]

dating

[greek-letter-verse]

Forced to go on scent blockers (wear deodorant) by the omegaphobic administration (my gym teacher).

[rumblecrow]

Never shown my little guy artstyle here so-

Idk if Shenpai and RT ever collab before this skyblock challenge. But my god i love both of their interaction.

[lucradiss]

Existing in more than one fandom space is like having more than one group of friends but both of them being so wildly different that any overlap at all would be like getting shot in the head

[sagesparrow394]

No feeling more anxiety inducing than watching Riptide for the first time after seeing caught-up fans talk about Gillion giving birth?? Because that’s a thing that happens apparently???

The chances of the next episode I listen to being the mpreg episode are low but never zero

[sheridan-le-fanu]

I think that people who ship Kurokura probably read Omegaverse yaoi, while people who ship Leopika are probably lesbians without gfs.

[marc--chilton]

omegaverse hilson be like. house sees wilson get too chummy with a pretty nurse so he comes up behind him and nuzzles his scruff roughly against the side of wilson's head and purrs, "is it lunchtime yet? your pup's hungry" much to everyone else's horror

[citrusbuds]

chat. i must know. what is the point of f/m omegaverse?

SERIOUS DISCUSSION!! for me, the entire appeal of the omegaverse is mpreg. when applied to f/m relationships, is that not just regular pregnancy?? or am i wrong?

obviously straight people exist and queer people can be in straight passing relationships, but what makes those different to a/b/o ones? (in a fictional sense) this has been on my mind for a good few months, i will not lie.

being a gay man, the entire point of a/b/o to me is the maternal, pregnancy, child bearing aspect in a m/m relationship; something that isnt very common especially since trans men are often forgotten in the topic.

obviously mpreg isnt the ONLY point of the omegaverse. but are the non mpreg parts of it the only reason for f/m omegaverse? (wont go into the other apsects, im sure you guys know them already.) is the heat cycle stuff the main appeal, then?

geinuinely curious!!! would love to understand it better

[deanwasalwaysbi]

Saw a dating profile that was like "if you know what it means to be knotty..." and went 😱

Then realized dude just meant ropes.

Yall have ruined my life 😐 (affectionate)