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"Okay," Ron sighed. "I'm just going to say it. I'm not convinced about Percy."
"Convinced?" Bill asked. "What the fuck does that mean?"
"He shows up at the 11th hour saying he knows Aberforth— "
"He was in danger," Charlie cut in. "They were arresting dissenters, and he didn't have anywhere to go, what did you want him to do?"
"Saying he knows Aberforth," Ron continues. "Mum let him bring Oliver Wood back to the burrow with him for some reason, and now they've been holed up together since the end of the battle. I didn't even realize they knew each other."
Hermione opens her mouth to speak, but Bill raises a hand to cut her off. "No. We're not going to do this. The war is over. We're not digging out spies and detractors any more. Percy is back now. None of of us know what he's been through, he was there when Fred," Bill stumbles over his brother's name and the temperature around the table drops several degrees. He clears his throat. "He was there when Fred died. People grieve in their own ways and shit like this- Ronald- is not making easier for him to be with us instead of 'holed up with Oliver,'" Bill huffed. "Besides, according to Oliver, Percy has been working against the ministry for years. Oliver says he saved a ton of people and he knows where all the bodies are buried "
"When did you even get a chance to talk to Oliver? When did you get him away from Percy? What are they always doing up there?" Ron jabs his finger toward the house, encompassing the window to the twins old room, where Percy and Oliver have spent the majority of the last few days, only surfacing to sit silently through meals or walk out to the old paddock in the evenings and come back red eyed and loose limbed.
"I think they are just boyfriends," Fleur says with a shrug. Everyone around the table stills so much they may have turned to stone. She looks around at all of them, then to Bill. "Is this not the word? Ills sont les petit amis, non? Les copains?" She looks around at the assembled Weasley's, Hermione and Harry. "Lovers. What did I say? What does 'boyfriends' mean?"
"Lovers?" Ginny repeats, horrified.
Charlie and Bill exchange a look. Charlie shakes his head. "Oliver can't be… surely. He's a professional Quidditch player."
"Oui," Fleur insists. "Bill, when you were attacked- Percy came to see you after Dumbly-dorrs funeral. You were not awake, of course. We talked a little, and I left him to sit with you. 'e was so sad, I thought I would bring him something, a tea. When I came back, Oliver was there, and they were in a…" She looks up at the sunset kissed sky, around the table, then back to Bill "ils se tenaient l'un l'autre. Romantique."
"I understood romantic," Harry said. "What did she say?"
"She said they were holding each other."
"And you're just bringing this up now?" Ginny demands.
Fleur straightened. "I 'ave barely spoken to Percy! I do not know Oliver! I am supposed to know this is a surprise?"
The back door creaks open and they all freeze again as Percy and Oliver step out into the garden. Hermione lets out a peel of fake laughter, realizes its the first laugh there has been in the house since the battle and turns it into a cough. Percy and Oliver exchange a look and walk self consciously toward the table. Percy executes an awkward wave. Oliver seems to be hiding something behind his back.
"Hey,' Percy says. "Everyone. What's up out here?"
"Just a nice night," Bill says. "Hard to be in the house, and…"
"You're welcome to join us," Charlie says. "If you weren't… doing something else."
Oliver looks at Percy and shrugs. "Uh, no. We were just going to get some fresh air and uh," he pulls a bottle of wine from behind his back. "Alcohol. But… we can.." He looks at Percy again and sets the bottle on the table "Break out the old refillable charm and split it, uh. Nine ways."
"Ginny's underage," Charlie says.
"No I'm not," Ginny argues.
"Yeah. Yes," Bill says, standing and pulling his wand out. "Stay. Come talk with us." He waves his wand and everyone is so busy watching him conjure a chair that they miss the back door opening again.
"What's everyone up to out here?"
In a night of stops and starts, they have still not frozen like this. Slowly, they all turn to George.
He swallows deeply, looks back at all of them, and lets a slow, hesitant smile roll over his face. "You all look like you've seen a ghost."
No one laughs. No one moves.
George nods. He leans over, grabs the wine bottle off the table. "Percy, can we talk?"
"Uh… of course. Yes." Percy says. George nods again and starts to walk away. Percy rocks strangely on the spot, as though cutting off a movement, touches Oliver's back, and scurries after George.
Oliver watches them go, then settles himself down into one of the vacant chairs.
They stare at each other in silence for a moment.
"I will go get some more alcohol," Charlie volunteers.
"Yes, god, yes, please do that,"Bill agrees.
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1/4/11/14 for Oliver Wood & Percy Weasley
This is not a ship I've really thought about much but I'll give it a shot.
1. Which one is the better cook
Oliver is very much of the food is fuel mindset. Percy claims he is too but having grown up with Molly as his mother he actually loves a good meal. He's the better of the two at cooking because he had to look after his younger siblings enough that he learned to make a few simple favorites (though they'd all always complain that he wasn't doing it as well as their mother).
4. What they do on date night
Draw up elaborate plans for badly needed reforms to the Department of Magical Games and Sports while their food gets cold.
11. What their first impression was of each other
"He seems nice enough" --> "oh Merlin he's unhinged" --> "but in an endearing way" --> "Maybe I'm a bit unhinged too" --> "Maybe we can be unhinged together."
14. What nicknames they call each other
Neither of them are big on nicknames.
Send me a ship and a number
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This sound but it’s Oliver as Charlotte and Percy as the king
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🎤🎤🎤 Them softest boys
(Heavily inspired by 'good old-fashioned lover boy' by aeoneskova, one of the best perciver fic!!!!)
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post game smooch ♥️
#perciver#harry potter#percy weasley#oliver wood#harry potter fanart#hp fanart#hp art#my art#oh theyre sooooo in love#percy x oliver
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Here's my navigation for my other masterlists!
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Jealous, jealous, jealous girl - ** ron notices you upping the PDA when Lavender starts flirting with him and you decide to show her who he belongs to.
popular!shy!reader - * ron’s friends think you were the one who made the move but are shocked to find out the opposite.
the dream** - ron has a dirty dream and wakes up hard next to reader
Needy** - needy!ron misses you because you've been taking NEWTs too seriously but he finds the perfect moment to drag you into an empty classroom.
Overstimulation with dom!Ron**
Goodbye kisses that last longer than intended blurb
Opposite teams** - You play a Quidditch match against your boyfriend, who's a very sore loser.
Glossy lips - Wiping off lip gloss from his lips after a kiss
Late to class** - Ron doesn't want you to leave to class so soon and manages a convincing excuse for you to stay
Unsteady desk chair** - When ron's been locked in his dorm trying to finish an essay all afternoon, you decide to help motivate him a little.
Ron has lived in the chosen one's shadow since they became best friends, so when he gets the one thing Harry wants, he decides to never let go... coming soon.
Ron won't stop complaining about Seamus and his girlfriend taking up the dorm until he's the one with a girl in there. coming soon...
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Snake ring* - In which the twins pull you into a game of seven minutes in heaven.
Dry-humping Neville at a party**
Kiss and tell - In which a very aware y/n of Neville's crush on her gets the courage to make a move.
Stolen glances - Stealing glances at each other across the room until your friends notice.
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Harry's bi awakening
"You knew?" "You didn't?" - In which the twins only just find out their sister is dating Harry.
Me and You - You keep telling Ron to just 'ask her out' but he won't take your word seriously until you take your own advice. Somehow, you both end up with dates...
Sub!harry begging mean!slytherin!reader to let him cum, but she's having too much fun... coming soon
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I already won - even though he very much lost the game, he still won you.
How they react when you tell them you're in the mood - Oliver wood edition
Blood, dirt and reunions - You almost die and reunite with an old ex-boyfriend... or not.
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Tipsy - Seamus takes care of you when you're drunk.
Safe in his arms - Brother!Harry Potter makes Seamus promise him to keep you safe because of how obvious your feelings are for each other.
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Just a swim - Percy's partner tries to get him to break a couple of rules.
How they react when you're in the mood*
'For the first time in his life, Percy pushes academics aside to focus on a girl, but his family doesn't know and thinks he has gone down a dark road.' coming soon...
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Guilt trip - Charlie tries to guilt trip the reader to visit his family with him.
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What's her face - Rita skeeter being annoying
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Into the woods** - Waking George up to go out for a morning walk at the Burrow has him feeling quite frisky…
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No disturbances - You and Cedric make such a cute couple that teachers have turned a blind eye to several accounts of PDA.
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Someone finds out you're dating
he gets turned on at the wrong time*
She gets turned on at the wrong time*
#ron weasley smut#ron wealsey#harry potter#harry potter fanfic#neville longbottom x reader#neville x reader#cedric diggory#george weasley#viktor krum#charlie weasley#percy weasley#seamus finnegan x reader#seamus finnigan#oliver wood smut#oliver wood x reader#rainydayathogwarts#masterlist#rainydayathogwarts masterlists
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Percy: Mum, I have something to tell you. I'm gay. And dating Oliver Wood.
George: Oh, me too! Gay, not dating Oliver.
Ron: I just agreed to be Harry's boyfriend, so I guess I am as well.
Molly: Oh, wow, does anyone in this family like girls?
Ginny: I do.
#harry potter series#percy weasley#oliver wood#perciver#percy x oliver#oliver x percy#george weasley#anyone else think George and Lee would be a good match?#george x lee#lee x george#ron weasley#harry potter#harry james potter#ronarry#rarry#ron x harry#harry x ron#molly weasley#ginny weasley#lunny#luna x ginny#ginny x luna
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Oh it’s pride month well here’s the three guys you see under the dictionary definition of homosexual
#they need a trio name guys what should it be#like there’s the golden trio and the silver trio and the bronze trio…#what would theirs be#penelope clearwater#percy weasley#oliver wood#perciver#harry potter#my art
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*at the first Quidditch team practice 1988* Charlie, the Quidditch Captain: Alright, let's welcome our new Keeper, Oliver Wood! Oliver, a wee second year: HAPPY TO BE HERE! :D Charlie: and...my little brother Percy, who's here for some reason. Percy, also a wee second year: I'm here as moral support and I got the first aid kit ready, just in case. :) Cassidy, the star chaser and second-in-command: Okay, that's really adorable. Are they inseperable or something? Charlie: *sighs* They are a package deal, I couldn't get one of them seperate.
#hp headcanon#hogwarts mystery#charlie weasley#oliver wood#percy weasley#perciver#charlie x mc#cassidy mercury (mc)#jacob's sibling#charlie x jacob's sibling#perciver but kids version#they're babies#percy and oliver are a package deal#you get them both or you get none
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Helga's Alliance
Chapter 35
In which I begin to wonder if I should have split this story into parts corresponding to which book it happens in the background of, Desiderata finally tells someone exactly what she means, and Percy stands up for Penny
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the voices made me do it..
This was initially just a sketch, but i rendered it last night after me and my mum went mad about losing our internet..
Admittedly i did go insane while reading ao3 before all this
#percy weasley#oliver wood#perciver#PERCIVER SAVE ME#goodoldfashionloverboy reference so help me#percy with purple framed glasses??!?
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Oliver with Percy probably
#percy weasley#harry potter#oliver wood#perciver#Oliver is 10000% in Percy’s corner I take no criticism
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Omg they are boyfriends 🥺✨
I love Percy's bedhead he's such a soft boy 😭 Ollie is showing off yes
(Do you know Perciver is my second favourite pairing in this fandom but the only drawing I'd ever made of them was 6 years ago? I'm ridiculous)
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Fred: I don't get how Wood likes you-
George: Yeah, you suck.
Percy: Real good too.
Bill, Charlie, Fred, George, Ron & Ginny:*chokes*
#bill weasley#charlie weasley#percy weasley#fred weasley#george weasley#ron weasley#ginny weasley#oliver wood#percy x oliver#perciver#i love them so much#shitpost#harry potter fandom#send help
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★ fluff | † angst | ‡ sad | !! suggestive
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Isaac Garcia (mlwtwb)
playing with his hair ★
unconsciously smiling whenever she smiles ★
drunk ★
y/n(she/her) finds Isaac drunk on the front porch
(i have more of Isaac on my wattpad but i won't pot them here so u can check them out on there if you want)
Lee Garcia (mlwtwb)
teacher ★
Lee teaches y/n (she/her) how to skateboard
first kiss ★
Draco Malfoy (harry potter) +check the other masterlist too
september back to Hogwarts-writing prompts
too late ‡
y/n (she/her) who is in her first year at Hogwarts (11y/o) and likes Draco Malfoy who is in his 4th year (15y/o), but Draco tells her that she's too young. this happes every year until y/n turns 15 and stops trying to be with Draco and moves on but Draco realizes that he likes her but it's too late cause she already moved on.
in the shadows †
y/n (she/her) is Professor Umbridge's niece and had transfered to Hogwarts when her aunt got a job as a teacher there but what no one knew is that Umbridge is abusive towards y/n (she uses the same method she used on Harry Potter in the movie: to write something on a piece of paper and it magically engraves on the back of your hand with cuts) for a while no one noticed and thought that she was just shy but one pearson, Draco Malfoy, a fellow Slytherin, noticed her hand one day in potions class and asked to talk to her privetly in the Slytherin common room and that's when y/n opens up about the abuse and that's when she finds out that Draco had took a notice of her ever since she arrived, but she didn't notice because of her shy and scared demeanor.
in your arms ★
y/n (she/her) is Draco Malfoy 's girlfriend and one night Draco show's up at her house and he ends up spending the night there, with him cuddled up in her arms crying after he told her that he was forced to join the death eaters.
"it was nice knowing you!" †
bully †
y/n (she/her) tries to take her life after Draco bullies her, but little does she know the reason of the bullying is for him to hide his actual feelings for her.
alphabet nsfw headcanons !!
lazy day headcanons ★
first kiss ★
y/n (she/her) having her first kiss with Draco
kisses ★
you don't have to go ★
y/n(she/her) stops Draco in the battle of Hogwarts
one day at a time †★
y/n(she/her) losses her mom in the battle of Hogwarts and Draco is there to help her get through the grief
wildflowers ★
i could stay here forever ★
you and Draco have been sneaking off to the library to study together, but it always ends up with him pulling you close between the dusty bookshelves, stealing kisses and making you giggle as he murmurs sweet nothings in your ear.
you have no idea how much you mean to me ★
Draco loves taking you on secret walks around the Hogwarts grounds after curfew. Under the soft glow of the moon, he wraps his arms around you, his cold demeanor melting away as he admits how much you mean to him.
but you had fun, didn't you ★
it’s winter at Hogwarts, and you’ve convinced Draco to join in a snowball fight.
well, that didn't go as planned ★
during potions class, Draco helps you brew a tricky potion, but it ends in a harmless explosion. Covered in glittering mist, he laughs for the first time in front of everyone, holding your hand under the table and whispering that it was worth it just to see you smile.
shall we? ★
Draco asks y/n(she/her) to the Yule Ball
dating Draco Malfoy headcanons ★
worth it ★
Draco is a prefect and finds you out at night
i can’t believe it ★
you tell Draco that your pregnant and you, bith, break the news to the Malfoys
kissing Draco Malfoy headcanons ★
happy valentine’s day ★
i’m beginning to feel like a rap god… ★
draco with a girlfriend who loves Eminem
see? i told you they’d love you ★
y/n(she/her) a holiday at malfoy manor and Draco's family loves her (especially lucius)
Harry Potter (harry potter)
september back to Hogwarts-writing prompts
bittersweet goodbye ‡
y/n (she/her) is the only friend Harry Potter had while living with the Dursleys and now they have to say goodbye because Harry is going to Hogwarts.
first snowfall ★
it's the first snow of the year at Hogwarts
Fred Weasley (harry potter) +check the other masterlist too
september back to Hogwarts-writing prompts
you promised, remember? †
y/n (she/her) finds Fred after the battle of Hogwarts
ridiculously in love ★
together at last ★‡
Yn had died years before Fred was even born, she died during her 7th year. So when Fred first sees her he fell in love.
second chances ★‡
after Fred’s near-death experience in the Battle of Hogwarts, y/n(she/her) struggles with the fear of losing him again
too far ★
Fred has always been the king of pranks, but one day he goes a bit too far, and he Fred spends the rest of the day trying to make it up to you with adorable gestures until you can’t help but forgive him.
the kissing booth ★
a bit down ★
after a tough day, Fred surprises you with your favorite sweets from Honeydukes and a cuddle session
you’re completely mad, you know that? ★
y/n(she/her) loves thunderstorms and the rain and always wants to go dance in the rain with Fred, but Fred is terrified of them
it’s okay to be happy, even after everything | p2 | p3 ★‡
i like you, and it scares the hell out of me | p2 ★
all of Fred's life he's hated Slytherins and has always said he would never befriend one much less date one, but reader appears and he starts falling for her while denying it and is maybe a bit of an a**hole to reader because he just doesn't believe he could ever like you, but realizes that reader isn't horrible and that not all Slytherins are monsters, and once they're together everyone teases him about how he would say he would never date a Slytherin but now reader is basically the love of his life
Cedric Diggory (harry potter)
september back to Hogwarts-writing prompts
first kiss ★
please wake up †‡
y/n(she/her) finds out Cedric died during the Triwizard tournament
Sirius Black (harry potter)
finding home | p2 ★‡ (platonic)
y/n(she/her) finds out that Sirius Black is her father but he didn't know that, and her mom found out after he was inprisoned, but then she was killed by Voldemort when y/n was a baby and was placed in an orphanage for wizards and witches. and he found out after the battle of Hogwarts (in which he survived) and came to find you and tell you and take you in...
Harry Potter boys headcanons (harry potter)
how the hp boys would react when they find out you have a crush on them ★
the hp boys help you calm down †
the hp boys find y/n (she/her) crying/hipper ventilating
Newt Scamander (fantastic beasts/hpu)
september back to Hogwarts-writing prompts
to me, you’re… everything ★
Newt showing his love to y/n(she/her)
good morning, love ★
waking up with Newt
Stiles Stilinski (teen wolf)
dance in the living room ★
Stiles starts dancing in the living room with y/n (she/her)
Tony Stark (mcu)
see? not so scary, right? ★
y/n(she/her) and Tony share their first kiss
too late †‡
Tony confesses his love for y/n(she/her), but it's too late
panic attack ★
Tony finds y/n(she/her) having a panic attack
if only... ★‡
y/n(she/her) gets injured and Tony helps her, and y/n confesses her feelings for him but she's too young
princess treatment ★
tom!Peter Parker (mcu)
i'll always be here for you ★
y/n(she/her) has a panic attack because she was attacked by a villan, but spider-man saved her and brought her home and after spider man left, peter arrived like 2 minutes later and comforted her
cute ★
Peter tries to ask y/n(she/her) out but he gets all flustered and shy and stumbles in words a lot but she thinks it's cute
i’ve never... kissed anyone before ★
both y/n(she/her) and Peter are really shy and awkward and they have their first kiss
Percy Jackson (percy jackson and the olympians) +check the other masterlist too
mornin ★
waking up in the morning, Percy is still half-asleep, his arm draped lazily over your waist
forehead kisses ★
Percy has a habit of giving you quick, gentle forehead kisses whenever he passes by you
i’m always going to protect you, no matter what ★
during a quest, Percy instinctively steps in front of you when danger arises, his protective nature shining through
i… i hate thunderstorms ★
y/n(she/her) is afraid of thunderstorms. Percy holds her close, whispering that he’ll keep her safe no matter what
even heroes need someone to stand up for them ★
y/n(she/her) gets protective when another camper tries to pick a fight with Percy, stepping in to defend him, much to his amusement
Timotheé Chalamet +check the other masterlist too
cut ★
y/n(she/her) and Timothée work on a movie together and they have to film a kiss scene
let them know ★
y/n(she/her) and Timothée's seceret relationship is outed by a paparazzo
under the weather ★
Timmy takes care of y/n(she/her) on her period
sleep well ★
y/n(she/her) takes care of Timmy after a long day
book nook ★
Timothée created a cozy reading nook just for you. Filled with fairy lights, plush cushions, and your favorite books, he surprised you with it one evening, encouraging you to pick a book while he read aloud, making the evening warm and intimate
please… don’t give up on us †‡
Timothée watched as everything he once cherished slowly crumbled around him. He saw the hurt in your eyes and knew he was the cause, but the more he tried to mend the pieces, the more it felt like everything was slipping through his fingers
Finn Wolfhard
i’m lucky to have you ★
y/n(she/her) is on the chubby side and Finn loves that about her and he wants to touch her and hold her and if at any point she is embarrassed or feels insecure about what she looks like he always reassures her and shows her how much he loves her
Tom Holland
just… a habit †★
Tom finds out that y/n(she/her) s.h. during a interview
you’re my favorite person, after all ★
you’re sitting in your favorite coffee shop, absorbed in a book, when Tom sneaks up behind you and places a cup of your favorite coffee on the table
lights, camera, love ★
y/n(she/her) and Tom go to a red carpet event together for the first time
i’ve got you ★
Tom taking care of y/n(she/her) whilst she's sick
why so shy? ★
y/n(she/her) gets shy and flustered around Tom, and he absolutely loves it
Walker Scobell +check the other masterlist too
you’re such a goof ★
y/n(she/her) and Walker share a cute momet in the park
pet names ★
Walker can't stop giving y/n(she/her) different pet names
breathe ★
Walker helps y/n(she/her) through an anxiety/panic attack
oblivious ★
y/n(she/her) has a huge crush on Walker and gives his very obvious hints but he is very oblivious
off-camera ★
y/n(she/her) and Walker have their first kiss (off camera)
i just… i like it ★
y/n(she/her) can't help but play with Walker's hair
i love you, you know that? ★
Walker loves kissing you in between takes
i’m fine ★†‡
y/n(she/her) is crying on the beach at night and Walker, Aryan, Leah, Dior and Charlie find and comfort her
you’re the best hugger i’ve ever met ★
y/n(she/her) finally meets Walker and he is, in fact, the best hugger ever
#masterlist#isaacismyhusbandeventhohedoesntknowityet#draco malfoy x reader#draco malfoy imagine#harry potter fanfiction#harry potter x reader#lee garcia x reader#fred weasley x reader#fred weasley#george weasley x reader#oliver wood x reader#neville longbottom x reader#cedric diggory x reader#newt scamander x reader#tony stark x reader#stiles stilinski x reader#isaac garcia x reader#sirius black x reader#peter parker x reader#tom!peter parker x reader#timothée chalamet x reader#timothee chalamet x reader#finn wolfhard x reader#tom holland x reader#walker scobell x reader#percy jackson x reader#loki laufeyson x reader#luke castellan x reader#aryan simhadri x reader
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So I was generating incorrect quotes for perciver ,mostly just for fun and stuff, but this one was just too on point to not share.
Oliver: I’ve been dropping them the most insanely obvious hints for like a year now. No response.
Percy: Wow. They sound stupid.
Oliver: But they’re not. They’re really smart actually. Just dense.
Percy: Maybe you need to be more obvious? Like, I don’t know… “Hey! I love you!”
Oliver: I guess you’re right. Hey Percy, I love you.
Percy: See! Just say that!
Oliver: Holy fucking shit.
Percy: If that flies over their head then, sorry Oliver, but they're too dumb for you.
Oliver: Percy.
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