#oli empires

[kayaks00n]

i just spent over an hour making a dumbass meme

again

[pruechaosbracket]

ROUND 1-D: Oli VS Dr. Doofensmirtz

[latteedrawz]

//EMPIRES SMP 2 MYTHICALSAUSAGE'S NEWEST EPISODE SPOILERS//

Became an Empires SMP hater just because of this

/nsrs /j

[dikdikpronouncedxylophone]

[smal1etho]

valentines day! ID under the cut

[Video Description: An illustrated video of Oli Orionsound’s EmpiresSMP character asking Eddie the Rabbit (NPC) to meet him at the Olipelago so he can confess his love. Eddie, while flustered, tells Oli that the question itself was a confession. Oli becomes embarrassed and runs away. Audio taken from this tiktok.]

[exiledsundew]

Day 9 of Empirestober: Jail

Had to draw our beloved bard for this one

[watchercore]

Oli bard sketch 😌✨

This is the first art I’ve done in months that didn’t make me immediately ragequit !! Thank you, oh beloved new-daddy bard!!!

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This is just a quick ten minute sketch, I’m super new to humanoid art and shading 💀 hopefully it looks okay lol

I’m going to attempt to finish it properly at some point bc I like medieval / baroque historical fashion and also lutes

[fanartist-at-times]

Oli's latest episode had it all:

Accidental pregnancy

"I don't wanna be a father" - tries to get rid of the egg in the most brutal ways

Imprinting before birth

"I wanna be a father" - builds an edge-free nursery for the baby

"How does one be a daddy?"

OLI X EDDIE

Not-qualified doctor Shelby

"You're not having a baby, I'm having a baby" - He really wasn't "having" the baby either

ONE OF THE COOLEST ANIMATION EVER???

SO MUCH LORE???

[thinkingabout-girls]

90k note oli theorionsound

[hiding-under-the-willow]

Even more of these bc I think they're funny. This time featuring some non-hermits :]

[causetheturtle]

That person on Reddit who thought Joel was “on the verge of mania” would not survive an Oli Orionsound video

[pruechaosbracket]

ROUND 3: Sam and Max VS Team Musical Number

About Sam and Max: A duo of Freelance Police comprised of the relatively calm 6-foot tall dog Sam and the violent rabbity-thing Max. Most of the time, Sam has to hold Max back from "unnecessary violence", even though both of them will still use it most of the time, this dynamic can also switch when some one calls Sam fat or McGruff, which almost ended him shooting his past self once, and when Max's brains where stolen he went rampage of interrogations and turned into a noir version of himself. They both tried to open an obviously evil treasure chest right after Sam explained how it would probably release horrors upon the world, they tested what was and was not censored/bleeped-out, they have also broken hell and can breath in space. Sam ate so many fudge ice cream bars that he became immune to chocolate, and Max promised to take Sam down with him when he dies.

About Oli: An isekaied bard, the first player on Empires SMP, and the sole survivor of Afterlife SMP, having found himself in Empires SMP after trying to find his version of Sausage and instead finding Pearl, he quickly noped out due to the large amount of both Pearl's and Sausage's heads and him wanting to be alive. During his first day/episode on Empires, he named his new home the Olipoligo, built a "mega base", named his wolf after Sausage, found and raided an ancient city, outran the Warden, speedran killing the Ender Dragon, kicked the server's first mystery, stole Gem's horn, got deemed a bard, and got arrested by Fwip. He has also; gathered a bunch of Ender Men via Ender Rail (In Afterlife), fell into dept with Fwip and the Goblin Empire, tried to return to Afterlife which failed, organized the Rift Festival, and accidentally hatched the Ender Dragon Egg.

About Doofensmirtz: An "evil" scientist with ambitions to take over the Tri-State Area. He has a giant building/house/lab with "Doofensmirtz Evil Incorporated", which is also sang every time it's first seen per episode. Everything he creates ends in -inator, with their purpose ranging from the previously mentioned taking over the Tri-State Area or at least minorly inconveniencing it, to getting petty revenge on someone, to some kind of weird revenge related to his awful childhood. He named an evil organization L.O.V.E.M.U.F.F.I.N., which is technically an acronym the full name isn't much better as it stands for "League Of Villainous Evildoers Maniacally United For Frightening Investments in Naughtiness". After he retired from evil he temporarily joined O.W.C.A partially thanks to him being legally an ocelot, and made an time machine shaped like a taco stand with no option for day; as it was replaced with a cup holder, and diverged a major world-saving plan to get his favorite orange soda.

[awigglycultist]

They all used to have That haircut

[vyeoh]

As someone whos watched him since before i took a break from mcyt in middle school, I'm SO delighted to see the hermitcraft fandom discovering what an absolute experience Joel Smallishbeans is because as friends of Hermits are often are, a lot of HC fans just see a sliver of it and portray him as a quirked up white boy but no. He's not simply quirked up. He's actually unhinged. 1000% committed to any and all bits. Manic pixie nightmare.

[exiledsundew]

Drew Oli! It's been really fun to watch empires, I'm sad it's ending, but I have enjoyed it!

[ahllohehn]

Emperors of Olympus; PJO/HoO AU Character Illustrations

Non-text / Non-transparent versions of every portrait I've drawn for Empires members so far for this AU (including smp doubles)

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