#older men can be hot!
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todays-daddy-is · 3 years ago
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Can I get a little love for Scott Conant, the Food Network Daddy that half the other FN chefs have a little bit of a crush on?
This got buried in the likes. But ask, and you shall receive.
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Today's Daddy is: Scott Conant
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abusivelittlebunny · 3 years ago
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Well I watched Beach Rats (2017)....
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#i actually loved it. i read many comments that were like omg this is such a bi movie when nothing could be farther from the truth#this is the toxic masculinity ridden posing road man hiding so deep in the closet even he himself can barely see it trope personified#like it was so good how it was shown that he had such trouble trying to fit in the straight rules and getting a gf just to try to convince#not only others but himself as well that there's nothing wrong with him even though it pained him so much to do so and not understanding it#baby boy is like im not gay but keeps asking for hookups from older men online and asking to see their dicks#and tries so hard to deny himself by forcing himself to date this girl that became interested in him just so his buddies and family won't#pester him about it and he also has to prove to this girl too that he's straight but he's really not and it frustrates him into lashing out#I've seen many gifsets where the girl asks him do you think I'm pretty? in bed but out of context it just has a completely different feel#this poof boy let this girl come over despite looking miserable about it and tried to get high to dilute the embarrassment and shame#but it just doesn't work he can't get hard for her and it makes him hide in the pillow and try to excuse it away with being too high#and trying to further get out of it by saying he has no protection and being needlessly rude to her to try to get her to leave#and she asks do you think im pretty? and it's heartbreaking because he can't answer#he can't just say no she is a hot girl he's just not attracted to her not like he is to the old strangers showing their cocks to him#so he just asks if she's fishing for compliments and even when she's being sweet and sexy and nice it just doesn't work#and it drives him mad. mad enough that when she asks again he picks up her bra and presses it against his chest and mocks her#with the same question with a distorted voice to finally get her to leave. and then in the morning when his mother asks who was the girl#sneaking out of his room at dawn and how she'd like to meet her he just puts up a stone wall. his mom would be happy if he had a girlfriend#and stayed out of trouble + his friends keep asking about her so he feels like she's his way out of all this madness but truly#she just makes it worse unintentionally. because its all pretend & the sex is not good & he needs to lock himself into the bathroom#& masturbate to try to get hard for it and the frustration just leads him to more posing & turning to drugs#and strangers for hookups. it was especially a low point when he ran into one of his previous hook ups bartending at a party where he was#with the girl and the tension was so thick you could cut it. he tried to fuck his gf to get out of his head but it was just not good#you could see him trying to keep a hard on try to think of anything else but it's not the same as an older man bending him over#and he leaves after a minute like an angry toddler throwing a tantrum at the party and sucking off some homeless looking dude to cool off#the way he's shown calmer and just happier with men but he keeps denying himself over and over by asking for another chance from her was so#fucking heart wrenching and im pretty sure this staying rooted in the closet is what drives him to the wrong crowd and doing drugs#of course besides his dying father#great fucking movie will watch it a hundred more times despite the awkward scenes and the horrid dance music#beach rats#harris dickinson
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what-the-fuck-adam · 3 years ago
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It’s so funny to me when people draw Marco Onepiece as this traditionally attractive 20-year-old-looking guy. It’s fine if you think he’s hot but at least own up to the fact that you want to make out with a middle aged bird man you cowards
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j-esbian · 2 years ago
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thinking about the time i was criticizing a male fantasy author for not including many female characters (and all but one were incredibly generic) and people were really like "be nice to the author, he's said he doesn't know many women in real life :/" like. yeah i can tell
#mine#delete later#cause im not trying to start shit#it was on tiktok so like all of that tracks lmao. i dont know if that's even true but if so. INSANE.#idk what made me think of this#but my dude if youre in your 40s thats not an excuse#tbh i feel like the book in question would have been completely forgettable and id just kind of roll my eyes and move on#if not for the fact that people whose taste i trust!!!!! recommended it!!!!#like what the fuck. the betrayal#like im still driving myself crazy thinking about it years later and trying to figure out what i'm missing#honestly could not say if the rest of the book was good bc imo the way the narration treated the female characters was too distracting#'this one is Mom. that's her whole personality.'#'this one is the hot older woman but she likes me anyway bc im the specialest smartest boy in school.#it's weird cause there's barely any women at this school anyway. she even tried to seduce me but im too in love with Main Love Interest'#'this one is the Main Love Interest and she's so pretty and sexy everyone wants to be with her. she has a tragic secret past#she wont tell me why but we cant be together and she also spends most of the book seducing other men. But I Know She Doesnt Mean It#i will learn her secret and wear her down so we can be together because we vibed pretty well a few years ago'#and then there's the cRaZy OnE#and that's it. those are the only female characters#apparently the last one has gotten her own book. maybe that's what people praise this guy for? but i am not willing to give it a chance lol#p****** r******* meet me in the pit
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ichorist · 2 years ago
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you want a man in your age bc it’s more likely he’ll share the same humor, have similar interests and like the same music as you but at the same time you want an older man because they’re more mature, they’re bigger and smarter and your daddy issues tell you they will take care of you and protect you. are you okay?
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pippapimentina · 3 years ago
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bottomvalerius · 3 years ago
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Besties are we shocked that I ship Lucio/Vlastomil 🤭 Nasty Vlasty fucks in this house 😉
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iwaasfairy · 4 years ago
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okay i'm gonna be drawing a lil bc it's been a while and I'll maybe answer more asks while I do but thank you guys you're so fucking sweet holy fuck
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waitingforminjae · 3 years ago
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girl help my mom just asked me to send her pics of dilfs 😭
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somedaytakethetime · 3 years ago
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i love being an old man whore i feel so welcome here like cmon bestie grab my hand and lets have daddy issues together 😈
YES!!! BABE YOU'RE SO WELCOME HERE!!! WE LOVE OLD MEN IN THIS HOUSE!! Sheva, Maldini, Schmeichel Sr. (citizen), Klopp, Rose, Pepe Guardiola, Mads Mikkelsen, Pirlo... AND MANY MORE!!
I'm way into old men because ✨Daddy Issues✨, so take my hand and we'll visit all our DILFs at the nursing home in slutty nurse outfits 😌
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sagitariusrising · 4 years ago
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Christopher Plummer was thirst-able across many, many years 🥰
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viagostalons · 4 years ago
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I genuinely hope Bryde is a sexy cult daddy like finally, some good fucking food
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batfamfucker · 4 years ago
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Hey maybe don't infanilze women it just shows how much you hate them
I believe this is the post you're referring to when you say this:
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Anyway-
Considering I'm a 19 year old girl, maybe, just maybe, I don't hate women? And I reblogged the whole 'Old guys usually don't like you like you think they do' post because I have literally been hit on by guys who are 50 and it makes me uncomfortable? And even though I myself am aware that they're not into me for anything other than they think I'm some 'pretty young thing', other girls my age may not. It's me protecting girls my age and younger girls, not me 'hating women'. Idk who needs to tell you this, but it's not infalizing people when the people you're talking about are literally children/teenagers. I'm a teenager. 14-17 year olds are children/teens (Minus 18-19 year olds who are legally adults but can still be manipulated so-)
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usamey · 4 years ago
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would popularizing dilfs destigmatize anti aging bs
#egads! it speaks!#WHAT I MEAN IS#if we romanticized dilfs- like really fuckin romanticized them#made That ™ the new beauty standard for men#instead of abs n jawlines- DadBod and grey hairs#do you think that would just- completely fuckin eradicate all the Anti-Aging creams and Grey-Hair-Remover-Sprays?#WHJSJSJWNWMWMMWMW#like just imagine#for just a second#i know that there are a lot of shitty old men that are Terrible and should not be romanticized bc they’d take Bad advantage of it#but like- men have insecurities too. it doesn’t just stop at highschool girls#like I’d like the kinda chubby ‘less desirable’ dudes to feel cute too!#you remember that one popular tumglr post abt that CelebrityGuy and they were like ‘EUGH he used to be hot what happened to him’#and it showed a picture of him a little later in life- kinda chubby but like- there was nothing wrong with him!!!!!#like what!!!!!#iknow its fuckin late and nothing i say makes any sense whatsoever#but- and i mean this is the least weird way possible- older people should feel attractive too!!#there’s this whole thing of ‘will you love me when im old and no longer beautiful🥺’#BITCH W H A T.#old people can be beautiful!!!! they ARE beautiful and should be told as such!!!!#i suppose i Am Kinda biased in this whole fear of aging thing bc my type is Milfs and i aspire to become one#But!!!!!!!!! my point still stands!!! whatever it was BENWNWNWNWNNW#i have no idea wtf i was talking about ANYWAYS GOODNIGHT mwah *gives u goodnight kissy*😚
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heartbeetz · 4 years ago
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Thoughtssssssss
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brainscrewz · 4 years ago
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very hot old lady with purple hair said my stutter was cute and rendered me absolutely incapable of speech for a solid 5 minutes
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