#old man fucked a triangle

[krysmcscience]

I have some questions about karaoke night, Alex Hirsch. Very Important Questions. Which I will happily scream at a poor hapless baby triangle who can have no answers for me, and possibly also does not have object permanence yet.

Follow-up that is I guess suggestive, but let's be real here, Bill's a fucking triangle:

Dude slipped right into his birthday suit, lmao

this is so stupid :D

Anyway, I don't care what anyone says, this brilliant individual knows what's up - Bill is absolutely way more of a monsterfucker than Ford could or ever will be, full stop.

[eijimiyuuki]

Billford has taken over mu life

[normalenjoyer-png]

i need to be annoying about a certain brand of comments on nsfw art but i have class

[stvrmaker]

I’ve become unhinged about this stupid triangle.

[in-this-essay-i-wont]

Yk I think a lotta the bill cipher designs out there are definitely underestimating how WEIRD this guy is like. No bro he would not be a suave, put together, sane looking handsome man/thing. Ohhh no bro he gonna look fucking WEIRD and he definitely acts the part in the show. Like the way he talks, the way he carries himself, as much as he’s good in the art of manipulation, he is incredibly off putting about it.

Tbh? This is probably what drew ford in more then anything else. Bill manipulated him yeah- but he was also just so confident in his weirdness- he was ODD and not shy about that idea. He enjoys being odd to humans, he enjoys their discomfort. And ford never had a place to be as odd as he is, as much as he thought gravity falls would provide this refuge- it was ultimately bill. Bill was this big weird off putting refuge from the normal world that ford always craved so dearly.

[empyrean-sprinkle]

[blessyouhawkeye]

i think nothing shows the change in tumblr's ecosystem quite like the way people interact with gravity falls. i'm so glad i've been on this site long enough to watch the evolution from turning the triangle into a skinny, classically handsome twink to ship him with another skinny twink to now, when everyone keeps him a triangle and ships him with an old man he kept hostage. what a better life

[p1zzaparty]

Idk if I'm just not on the right side of the fandom but i need more mike headcannons

Genuinely always loved the idea that after the events of the second movie, he becomes a full blown paranormal phenomenon researcher/investigator.

Traveling around the country investigating phenomenon's much like It, maybe even keeping a record or book of his findings.

And of course keeping up with the losers as much as he can, he's the glue that keeps them all together. Even if he's the only one writing letters, sending emails, texts, or even the occasional calls.

He's enthusiastic about these nightmarish horrors beyond our comprehension!!! Raving about aliens and ghosts and creatures that eat your skin alive!!!

[gay-monster-creacher]

guys be honest should i enter my toxic billford yaoi fanfic into a national academic competition ?

[localcanadiancreature62]

MOREE Lobotomy husbands stuff

I can't get enough of these two istg-. Anyway more fucked up mind fuck husbands musings.

Bill and Ford simultaneously fix each other and make each other worse with their marriage ngl. Ford is allowed to be insecure and vulnerable without any fear of getting harassed or insulted for it (*cough* Filbrick *cough*) while also not having the keep up the mask of being a high and mighty oh so brilliant genius around Bill,he can just be himself. Meanwhile Bill can be vulnerable emotional and weak even around Ford without any fear of getting his power undermined or scaring the genius off with his dumb feelings/outbursts,he doesn't have to be the all seeing all powerful cosmic near deity with his researcher husband,he can just be his silly and slightly pathetic self around him. But also they give each other more issues. Bill now has abandonment issues as he's absolutely terrified of losing Ford now that he has everything he always wanted and thus he makes sure to do EVERY countermeasure to keep the man to himself even if it hurts him while Ford is emotionally dependant on Bill to the point of not being able to deal with his own feelings without the triangle around. He needs his triangular husband to coddle him and constantly reassure him so that he can remotely function,he needs Bill to build his shattered self esteem,and he feels empty/antsy whenever he's not around (give him therapy pls omg).

Bill is less reckless with things now that he has more to lose,he makes sure to be very careful with what he says or does because if he messes up then he'll lose the one thing he ever had,Ford. He feels like he's walking on eggshells whenever he's with Ford or in the Perfect World,as he knows that one day he'll mess up in an irreversible way that even his reality warping powers won't be able to fix. If he royally fucks up,then he'll end up losing Ford his new reputation as the Multiverse's Guardian and even his power. He has seen alternate timelines where he loses everything just because he had one huge misstep in his life,which is why he's now slightly perfectionistic with himself with the way he acts around Ford and within the Perfect World whenever it comes to making mistakes.

Bill only uses his regular triangle form during sex whenever he's pleasuring Ford or he's the one under,otherwise he uses a human form to bang the genius in order to make things easier for them both. To add onto this,Bill often uses his human form to pleasure Ford to relieve his CEO related stress aka to either bang him or give him a handy.

[detectivehole]

the evil triangle has a tragic childhood backstory

[yuga2000]

Bill and Stanford being canon exes was not on my 2024 agenda

[disabled-dean]

WE LOST TOP SHIP TO FUCKING BILLFORD????

[tryingtostaysilly]

Groundbreaking! This man fights against gay stereotypes by having dogshit fashion sense.

[hauntingblue]

ARCANE DAY

Episode 4 and 5 in the tags and:

SALO BEING A VIKTOS FOLLOWER??? CRAZY. ALSO BOTH VIKTOR MISSING JAYCE AJDHSKSJ also cait has kinda calmed down... and I am sure she misses vi so I KNOW this is going to happen to her soon.... we aren't getting much of her feelings yet... she's still too onto Jinx to catch up on where ambessa is going...

DID JAYCE JUST KILL SALO??? WHAT HAPPENED IN THERE

Also vander not recognizing vi at first until she gives up fighting.... incredible ALSO vander and silco being miners and vi wearing her gauntlets that were initially thought out for miners.... damn

This is my favourite episode so far....

Episode 6 here:

Sky really being there..... of course she is....

Ambessa training caitlyn.... of course thats her new daughter akdjskms Tunnels in your eyes.... GIRL!!!!!!! THAT'S WHAT YOU DON'T NEED RIGHT NOW also the guy outside is a mage... ambessa is such a hypocrite

Vi and Jinx vs ambessa and cait.... this was always about class war don't get it twisted SINGED!!! TRAITOR!!!!

ARE THEY GOING TO SEE VIKTOR???? I looove how viktors touch on their faces leave "scars" so recognizable

Did isha just take the gem from vi's gauntlets??? Omg I wasn't expecting viktor to build a hippie commune to be honest omg he looks so good.... with the blonde underhairs.... and I do believe that's the same blanket....

And of course viktor knows who vander is.... nvm he diesnt know omg viktor asking for Powder.....

We are getting viktor horsegirl montage.... omg the vander momtage I can't..... omg they wanna stay.... singed is gonna fuck all this up NOOOOO 😭😭😭 they are already there I am going to kms

CAITLYN STOP THIS MADESSS!!! ✋️ CAITLYN!!!!! VI KILL THIS MAN!!! OMG CAITLYN...... mongoose... yeah.... and fuck you too.... CUPCAKE!!!! ABOUT TIME!!!! CAITLYN I SAID STOP THIS MADNESS WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT!!! And jayce too 😭😭😭 we're never making it out of the fissures

It's such a shame the spit on here won't work like on challengers.... one can only pray I guess

Jinx experiencing the "there's nothing more undoing as a daughter" moment.... incredible

"Your absence provided a vacuum I was able to fill" TO VI???? I KNEW THAT HAND HOLDING IN THE COMMANDER SCENE WAS SUS AKDHKASJ maddie exists and ambessa knows that and still.... it was not filling her mother's void...

YES CAITLYN!!! YES!!!!! VI is so hot I am distracted... ambessa was right.... now what the fuck will jayce fuck up??? Thats the question... NOT ANOTHER CHILD!!! jayce is a menace... the guys smiling at jayce are viktor... maybe the child even....

JINX KILL THAT MAN!!! NVM VANDER KILL THAT MAN!!! JAYCE YOU FUCKING MORON!!!!! JAYCEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WHEN I GET YOU JAAAYCEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Isha what are you going to do omg 😭😭 did she kill vander... another powder... my god another week...

That was such a good fucking episode too.... and caitlyn didn't go insane when finding Jinx that is a step forwards but viktor can't be dead... no fucking way... he was giving himself away for the people and he was going to finally die by saving vander and look at what we got... no wonder viktor hates his guts. Jayce you were so good in act one.... what happened..... alright. Christ.... another week....

[sorio99]

Weird fucking thing showed up at my door; what could go wrong?