#ol' jeffy

[jailface]

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[pizzopaps]

i dont care that ive made this post before Jeffrey Combs deserves to be in the next Supermassive game

[gravitysgone]

I have gone back to my old church. I can't say I share the faith really. But I have no one left in the world. And it is a positive place and a community. There are folks at church who have known me a long time and care and have always been there. So it's a good place for me. Ol' Jeffy can't live in his head or Jeffy becomes a mess. I starting talking in the third person. So I have been back since my daughter moved to her grandma's. I got to find a way to stay above the water and hopeful. I haven't had to ever live this alone before. And I really need to try to find the positive in life. Or I am sunk. Deeper than Titanic.

This is Sandy and Dwayne. They are two of the nicest human beings I ever knew. The are both retired teachers and long time foster parents as well as parents and grandparents. Good solid and loving humans. They are defacto grandparents to my daughter. Since my dad died when Ruby was 11 weeks old and my mom disappeared for 5 months and then reappeared 1500 kms away. I had no one to turn to for support when Ruby was tiny. And they allowed me to make them part of our thing. If I called when she was sick or we needed a ride or there was a problem and I was not sure, they were always there. Giving me support and love. So this is what I do. Just trying to stay alive I guess. It's a feeling I am not accustom to. But it's not a bad feeling. As silly as that sounds.

[s1ndle]

The lost Sims of The Sims (for Console)

The Sims for Console has always been a particularly fascinating game, to me at least, for how well it captures the gameplay and feel of the original PC Version. After reading through Drew1440’s exploits with looking through the data and managing to convert aspects of the original console version with ease, I decided to take a look for myself!

And to spare people from an (un)necessarily long post, the rest of it is below the cut!

After some trial and error and lots of searching, I managed to find out that they were using files that originate from the GameCube version of Bustin’ Out (something that they never mentioned, mind you!). Which somehow contains nearly everything from the original console version! The original freeplay neighborhood, the neighborhood used for Get a Life, the neighborhood used for the 2-Player PVP minigames, even the .IFF files for the objects! It was all present within the files of Bustin’ Out, and easily accessible too!

I poked around the UserData folder, which contained the lots and sims for the freeplay neighborhood from the original console version, and saw that there was a total of 23 User files, but the neighborhood only had 12 playable sims by default, which of course begged the question of: Who are these 11 extra sims?

I opened each of the User files one by one in IFFPencil2, a program that lets you open and edit .IFF files from The Sims 1. By looking at their OBJD and their CTSS entries, I was able to determine exactly who was who, and charted them out using a very professional looking spreadsheet, featuring comic sans:

Now I had a list of all the sims in the neighborhood, I could easily tell who was likely to be unused because in the original console version, sims could only have their names WRITTEN IN ALL CAPS. Sadly two of the User files were completely blank and had no extant information, but that still left exactly 9 sims with extant information.

The thing about these sims is that we don’t have any information as to what their purpose was exactly, they could have been created as a cast of original sims to populate the freeplay neighborhood before Edge of Reality ultimately ported the population of the PC neighborhood over. They could have also been created as a means of testing the new Create-A-Sim system. They could have even been created purely for fun with no intention of including them in the game to begin with. We may never know the answer behind why they are present, but nevertheless, they are here.

Another interesting note about these User files, they are otherwise blank! With no careers, personality, skills, or interests to speak of! They also don’t have any family assigned to them either, meaning that their family names are also unknown.

One of the files that eventually piqued my interest was ALLCHARACTERS.rsp (the caps are important!). This file contains the data that determines what a sim looks like in-game by defining the upper and lower bodies that they use, along with face type, hair, skin tone, among other things. And this file just so happens to contain a lot of entries for sims from the original console version, including the freeplay sims. In fact this file is almost made up entirely of entries for sims from the original console version.

But one of the most interesting aspects of this file is that there are entries for sims that don’t exist in the final game, including 8 of the 9 unused sims from the freeplay neighborhood! So not only was there further information on their existence, but also the exact data needed to recreate their appearances, so that is exactly what I have done!

Alicia

Ariel

Ol' Joe

Jeffy

Laurie

Fred

Dez

Danielle

Sadly Michael (not to be confused with MICHAEL BACHELOR, who is present in normal gameplay and playable) did not have an entry in ALLCHARACTERS.rsp to facilitate a recreation. :(

The process of doing this was actually pretty straight-forward once I had everything laid out. By looking at the freeplay sims in-game alongside their entries in ALLCHARACTERS.rsp, I was able to determine the the mesh indexes (upper body, lower body, face style, etc.) started at 0, while anything to do with color, except for skin tones, started at 1. Using that information and just counting along as I scrolled through items in Create-A-Sim, I could chart out exactly which items corresponded with their respective mesh index, which I double-checked against existing in-game sims for the sake of accuracy.

There are plenty of other sims with entries in ALLCHARCTERS.rsp who seem to be leftover from the original console game and also seemingly unused, and I do want to recreate them as well, but for right now at least, it’s just the sims from the freeplay neighborhood.

[lahnsette-maekohlira]

"Do you think God stays in heaven because he's afraid of what he's made?" Is such a raw line for Spy Kids but Ol' Jeffy Goldblum was absolutely right.

I am so deeply sorry to the Tumblr Community.

I had become desperate. My Kermit plushie was destroyed months ago, and I spent YEARS making love to that muppet's sweet hole every single day for hours. I have been driven mad with need and resorted to online outlets. For a while, I supported artists within the Muppet porn community. But it was not enough. I needed to watch the Muppet hole in 4k. I needed video. But there are not a hell of a lot of muppets in the porn industry... I must confess to watching AI generated Muppet Porn. As someone deeply against AI, I am filled with regret. As a Christian, I am mortified. I will be attending confession with a priest regarding this matter and taking some time offline until I feel right with God and with my people. I will make an effort to only watch hand drawn muppet porn from now on and stop supporting the use of AI. Thank you for your understanding as I work through this difficult time.

I am sorry to have let you down.

[jeffshusband6969]

Welcome to my Tumblr page! This is my sort of like intro to my page along with some interesting things about me (⁠*⁠´⁠ω⁠｀⁠*⁠)

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(⁠ﾉ⁠◕⁠ヮ⁠◕⁠)⁠ﾉ⁠*⁠.⁠✧(⁠ﾉ⁠◕⁠ヮ⁠◕⁠)⁠ﾉ⁠*⁠.⁠✧(⁠ﾉ⁠◕⁠ヮ⁠◕⁠)⁠ﾉ⁠*⁠.⁠✧(⁠ﾉ⁠◕⁠ヮ⁠◕⁠)⁠ﾉ⁠*⁠.

I'm a creepypasta fan but not a normal one by far. I know I'll sound like a y/n when I say this but I'm not like other girls (I'm actually a man. Nyahahahahaha) but I have a..huge obsession with Jeff to say the least

I love Jeff with all my heart and I love to make things relating to him to show my dedication to this silly guy. (⁠◠⁠‿⁠・⁠)⁠—⁠☆

I don't just like creepypasta tho, I'm also into genshin impact, vocaloid and much more(⁠.⁠ ⁠❛⁠ ⁠ᴗ⁠ ⁠❛⁠.⁠) altho this account is named Jeffs husband for a reason so I'm mainly gonna post Jeff stuff but ill occasionally post stuff relating to other fandoms from Time to time(⁠ㆁ⁠ω⁠ㆁ⁠)

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I go by he/him/they/them. I am also a satanist and Neko femboy but I respect all religions and opinions unless the following (⁠┛⁠◉⁠Д⁠◉⁠)⁠┛⁠彡⁠┻⁠━⁠┻

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If you are trying to push anything on me or if you are using your religion or political beliefs as an excuse to attack me. I'm a relatively chill cat boy who just wants to enjoy a bunch of stupid Jeff content.ಠ⁠_⁠ʖ⁠ಠ

Please note! I am aware creepypastas aren't real! Jeff to me is like what a waifu is to others. As much as I wish he was real i know he never is or will be. He is just a FICTONAL character i happened to fall in love with. (⁠*⁠ﾉ⁠・⁠ω⁠・⁠)⁠ﾉ⁠♫

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Relating to Jeff I do have some planned projects In mind for him. (⁠•⁠ ⁠▽⁠ ⁠•⁠;⁠)

50 paper doll cutouts, which I'm almost done making!!(⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠) his hoodie, remaking his outfit from ijustwannahavefunns fashion meme, and many...many more. I plan on getting the Jeff army done sometime around id say.... October? Hopefully Halloween. I also do plan on either making or commissioning someone to make a fursuit of him. Speaking of commissions, sometime soon (hopefully) I plan on opening art commissions I just gotta get all of my ducks in a row... ༎ຶ⁠‿⁠༎ຶ

One last thing folks!! (⁠・⁠∀⁠・⁠) I don't mind or care if you ship yourself with Jeff, or with any other creepypasta, in fact I love seeing others ship themselves with Jeff bc I think it's rlly cute and silly, just don't come after me for shipping myself with ol Jeffy boy lol, he's not just yours so don't comment on my stuff "Jeff is mine! You cant have him ಠ⁠︵⁠ಠ" It rlly makes me cringe and I don't mind sharing the smelly ┐⁠(⁠´⁠ー⁠｀⁠)⁠┌

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With that all being said.. enjoy the chaos I'll be brewing here!! (⁠ﾉ⁠◕⁠ヮ⁠◕⁠)⁠ﾉ⁠*⁠.⁠✧

[grandhoff]

Y'all, it's been a minute since I have been regularly on the tumblybobs, but these integrated ads in the feed are bonkers to me.

Last time I regularly visited this place it was like pulling teeth to get A regular sponsor for ada, let alone various ones.

This leads little ol' me to see ads like this:

As this:

PRIME CANT DELIVER DAIRY TO ME GUYS, THE MILK MAFIA WOULD SMITE THEM.

My brain can't handle the mental image of the Milk Men™ going against Jeffy Bezos.

These ads are driving me bonkers

[nationalvyvanseshortage]

There's something deep and sinister about Jeff Probst. Not sinister in a severe sense, but just that he clearly thinks he's hiding something terribly dark. WE know that it's just that he really doesn't like these people, but none of us like these people. It's reality TV. We love disliking them. But ol jeffy baby still thinks he's secretly sososo evil for harbouring such a dark truth. I think he plays on the challenge sets when nobody else is around.

[rollhistory]

‘Ello ‘ello, it’s your ol’ pal Jeffy Killor!

"go to sleep" -

-jeff the killer

[gravitysgone]

People I'd Like To Know Better

Tagged by @deadweight-at7am

Last song: I Believe - Melissa Hollick (the end song of a video game I am playing through - Wolfenstein...real gory but the song is a very pretty cover of Chris Isaak)

Favourite color: Green and brown, forest and soil

Last book read: Under and Alone by William Queen (a true story about a cop who goes undercover in the biker world, books like this are always good for a laugh because the cops are full of shit and it makes me laugh...I lived my life around bikers and they are never what they are made out to be in these books)

Last movie: Immortal Beloved

Last show: Antiques Roadshow (I have been binging it on the Roku channel...It's free!)

Sweet/Savory/Spicy: Savory to spicy, sweet is something I don't often crave anymore.

Relationship: I own cats and I am 53...Truly single, no woman would want my weird gimpy ass.

Last thing I looked up: Necronomipod (a podcast my ex said she liked)

Current obsession: Meatloaf and pizza...Please to be donating to poor ol' Jeffy the money to satisfy this obsession.

Looking forward to: Seeing my beautiful daughter Ruby. And giving her a great big dad hug.

I'll tag (if you guys want to, of course): @kangamommynow @bitterlee @glitterkittythefabulous @shortladyleggers @moresweetsoul @bluebeetletedkord @freefolkfightorflight and because he's my bestest buddy @sugarforsalt

[toontownduck]

yall were MACKIN on Hanzo’s outfit when that comic came out but now that its in game yall are TRASHING HIM

[elline]

Cainebelle me matey! Put her ol' lad Jeffy on t' fight map.

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[maximotts]

my secret is that i just started a new job with two really cute girls and very deep down in my soul i want to be a whore but ik jeffery bezos wouldn’t approve so i will refrain- 🥥

Always do the opposite of what good ol jeffy would want so uhhh… go off, be a whore 😌

[thief-anon]

how long will it take ol’ jeffy to reinvent storm troopers, do you think

[theunfaethable]

idea for a second season of the unsleeping city: the Big Bad this season is jeff bezos and kugrash comes back to life (or i guess since he’s the universe he resurrects his body and controls it like a puppet) purely so he can beat the shit out of ol’ jeffy boy

[schleyer]

ol' jeffy boy sure left his mark

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