thief-anon
thief-anon
BE AFRAID!!!
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thief-anon 2 months ago
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cybertruck transformer, it just turns into a perfectly smooth egg and. rolls around on the ground....
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thief-anon 2 months ago
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(giggling) this is a very serious matter.
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thief-anon 3 months ago
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walking out of the dentists office proud i dont know what his gloves taste like
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thief-anon 3 months ago
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(to the waiter) oh, actually just a waters fine for me, thanks :)!
thirty seconds later (to my flagrantly hoodwinkable wife) whats that behind you 馃馃憗馃憗
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thief-anon 3 months ago
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guy in courtroom audience: me if i was a weenie
everyone: SHHHH!
guy: sorry (same volume) me if i was a weenie
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thief-anon 5 months ago
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If I had to choose a last meal before getting sent to the gallows I would choose all of the worlds suffering so nobody has to hurt anymore
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thief-anon 5 months ago
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hMorer on the . post
like and follow me home for more :)
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thief-anon 5 months ago
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don't fucking trust the fucking elephant
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thief-anon 6 months ago
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are you free tonight
i woul do anything to be free
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thief-anon 6 months ago
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thief-anon 6 months ago
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rememeber. when nothing is wrong you can make it wrong. the power is yours to make the situation as terrible as possible. dont give in to the situation. change the outcome. from neutral to worst. be the worst case scenario you want to see in the world. i believe in you.
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thief-anon 6 months ago
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markiplier is acting his markipussy out of this show
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thief-anon 6 months ago
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hunt
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thief-anon 6 months ago
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hey sorry i can't come to that thing on saturday. yeah im being executed on friday. yeah it's because i made a joke but it came off as way meaner than i expected. if you want we could grab coffee thursday though. huh? oh a million billion explosions. yeah seemed a little much to me too but whatever.
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thief-anon 6 months ago
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the thief returns
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thief-anon 6 months ago
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alright gang, the rumors are true. The Edge of Sleep is now live (US only ig) on Amazon Prime Video. and i get what some of y'all are saying, "there doesn't need to be marketing because of mark's rabid fanbase!"
But guys. Guys. This is not a YouTube project. I hate to say it but even 30+ million Markiplier fans is not enough for what needs to happen here, unfortunately. This is ultimately about breaking out of the YouTube-fanbase sphere and getting this show to mainstream viewership. That's the goal-- this is about showing that a "YouTuber project" (even though Edge of Sleep was made by a professional production company and isn't really that) can have appeal beyond a preexisting audience. It's about, big picture, legitimizing the contributions of online creators in making films and television products for casual viewers.
So yeah, it's time to break out not just The Plan, but The Strategy. What is that, you ask? You'll see--check back tonight. This is a call for all hands on deck.
We ride at sunset-- the edge between day and night when the world starts to go to bed. We ride at the edge of sleep.
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thief-anon 6 months ago
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we back bitch
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