#okie so like... what does this mean. what the fuck does this all mean
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thewhizzyhead · 9 months ago
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anyways on this episode of izzy's gender fuckery crisis we have this update: oki so like being referred to as a girl and solely a girl and being forced to be feminine because "syempre babae ka kailangan ka maging babae (ofc since u r a girl u have to act like one)" irritates me to death. Other modes of feminine presentation aka skirts and dresses and anything that makes me appear too much of a feminine person also legitimately SCARES ME TO DEATH especially when I'm forced to do so.
however, that being said, upon further introspection on the chick i once really really liked that is now presenting more masc than ever, I have realised that I am not too comfy presenting myself as too masc either. like, I don't want people to look at me and perceive me as a duuuuude , but I don't want to present myself too femininely either as it legitimately makes my skin crawl. like, I find myself comfy in men's clothes and styling but if I imagine/see myself presenting way too much like a man, then I feel very weird and not in a good way - which is weird kasi I thought I would like being more masc presenting given my absolute panic attack-inducing aversion to appearing typically feminine. So anyways the gist is androgyny is my best friend and I would rather be perceived as a blob than as a specific gender
#like fjdj LOOK THIS STARTED WITH TWO THINGS:#a.) the chick i once really liked becoming more masc leaning by the hour#and b.) eloise davies. please do visit her instagram and you'll see what i mean#so like i've figured out my type and its once-femme-presenting women embracing more of their masc side#but while looking at eloise's insta page i thought to myself: oki so like eloise's clothing style screams comfort to you#but do you wanna dress like them in public though#like do i want the world to perceive me as more masc#because like i certainly dont wanna be perceived as typically feminine#so like shouldn't i be more comfy and more accepting of myself if i stylized myself more masculinely and everything#and um the answer to that is no because i feel weird either way like fjdnd#its like i look into the mirrors with both versions on display and yet both say the same thing: this isn't you#like its like id rather not have my gender perceived...at all. like i just want people to ignore that shit when they see me#like just perceive me for what i choose to highlight - my traits and whatnot- but ignore the ones i dont deem too important to who i am#i may be rambling rn but its just because I LEGIT DONT KNOW HOW TO TALK ABOUT THIS LIKE EVEN TO MY IRL FRIENDS#bECAUSE I CANT EVEN UNDERSTAND THIS GENDER CRISIS ON MY OWN LIKE fjdjd i dont know what i want#other than just being perceived as a living organism that does not give a fuck about gender#and would rather not be bound by the constraints and expectations that come with compliance#anyways i hope this made sense esp to my fellow gender crisis fuckery bros because like. tbh i kinda need solidarity here kasi#i cant understand shit gjcjd#personal shit
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doromoni · 14 days ago
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Not Over the Papaya | OP81
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⊹ 。•┈꒰ა ♡ ໒꒱┈• 。゚
Ships : Oscar Piastri x Popstar! Reader , Ex!Lando Norris x Popstar! Reader
Genre : Fluff Smau
A/N : Oki, quick reminder! This is all fiction!! nothing in this ever happened in real life, so don’t hate on the people referenced please!
Face claim : Jennie Kim
Summary : Y/N and Oscar cope with their own breakups by making the Heartbreak Club.
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landonorris And thats how you do it 😏. Pole for tomorrow’s race baby!
mclaren back at it again!! thats our driver 💪
ln4 How many poles was this again? 🤔
user1 Ok sir cook!
user2 Get em Lan! close the gap from Max
user3 Yes! this year’s battle is so tight 😮‍💨
user4 I’m so glad Lando is Mclaren’s no. 1 driver
user5 yeah for now
user4 @user5 what do you mean, for now??
user5 Give oscar time, you’ll see
user4 Piastri is literally in P17 while Lando got pole 🤡
user5 you didnt watch the practice sessions did you 🤡
user3 Get the p1 tomorrow Lando!
user4 Y/N fumbled letting Lando go for Oscar…. couldnt be me 🤢
user5 why would you even drag Y/N here? let’s not forget who cheated on who
user6 McLaren worked extra hard to cover that issue…. and we should not make it any easier. Cheaters remain cheating
user4 yeah yeah whatever! Lando stays on top
user6 That smirk was not necessary sir… you literally got the fastest car??
user7 and his teammate got what place in the fastest car? right 17
user8 Lando’s got that team favoritism buff tho
user7 what favoristism?
user6 @/user7 are you blind or stupid? its pretty obvious that Mclaren favors Lando over Oscar
user9 Don’t listen to the haters Lando!!
user10 Ngl I like Lando over Oscar anyday. McLaren should just fire the Australian like they did with Danny ric. Bro is not going anywhere in this team.
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*Incoming call from Manager Kim
Pick up or Decline
Pick up
-Hi, Kim. What’s up?-
-Y/N, your new ep has still charting at number 1 an opportunity opened up and it is HUGE!-
-Like how huge are we talking Kim?-
-HUGE huge, Y/N!!-
-Really? whats the gig and when is it? -
- I need you to fly out here to the states like right now!-
-Woah what? I can’t right now Kim. Oscar crashed and I need to be with him in the race. Everything is in chaos here and I — can’t it just be over the phone? -
- What? are you being serious right now? Y/N this is your career. Are you really choosing a boy over it?! Y/N listen to me. This opportunity comes by once in a life time, don’t waste it -
- Kim… can’t you reschedule the meeting? or something? please? -
- No, Y/N. They want to personally meet you here by tomorrow evening. I swear this is your Lando situation all over again! -
- Excuse me?? what does that even mean? -
- Y/N , you’re reliving your relationship with Lando through Oscar! -
-That’s not fucking true Kim!-
-Really, Y/N?? You’re even starting to give up opportunities for Oscar!! Does that ring any bells for you?? huh?? Remember you gave up that collab with Justin Bieber because your shit of an Ex was insecure and jealous?!! How is this not the same?? You’re doing all of this for what? so that your new boy toy can cheat on you?? Your being delusional again, Y/N. Get it together -
-KIM! You’re being out of line! You have no right to dictate what happens in my personal life. This is my decision to make not yours, and I’ll stand by what ever consequence i’ll face for it-
- Yeah, you’re not the one cleaning shit up, if you aren’t here by tomorrow. I swear Y/N… I’m done with you and your team.-
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-Oscar’s POV-
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-Hello?-
-You had me worried there, dear. Are you busy?-
-Oh, uhm no. No I guess-
-Are you ok, Baby? Is everything alright?-
-Yeah, No. Im ok, just some things to think about for work-
-Ok… if you say so. I’m heading back to our room okay?-
-Yeah. see you later. Bye Osc-
-Thank you for being here and supporting me in everything Y/N… I know it’s not easy for you. I love you-
-I… I love you too Oscar-
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f1news after yesterday’s chaotic qualifying. The teams and the grid are only starting to heat up, with McLaren starting the fire. Oscar joining papaya isn’t as heaven sent as everyone thought.
While inside drama is brewing inside McLaren, are other drivers starting to pick sides? Yes they are! While some are neutral, it is obvious who are leaning towards supporting Oscar. The drivers had taken to instagram stories to show just on whose part of the McLaren garage they support.
user1 Chaotic is a way to put it. It was an absolute shitshow.
user2 I guess Mclaren couldn’t handle 2 talented drives at the same time. It’s actually so saddening, especially for Oscar. His team always puts Lando first at EVERYTHING.
user3 I find it hilarious how most of the grid are either on Oscar’s side or just doesn’t care.
user4 Only Carlos is actively still supporting Lando
user5 The dude has beef with Piastri, even before in Osc’s rookie year
user6 Carlos is very protective of Lando I guess
user7 Protective of Lando?? Dude the man is a grown adult! Carlos has beef with Oscar for a whole different thing I’m sure
user8 Everyone let us thank McLaren for the drama in and off track! you’ve made our lives more fun
user9 Ikr? might be torture for the people involved but its so entertaining for us. Lmao sorry Oscar.
user10 Max switching sides from Lando to Oscar is so freaking funny. Max is full out ignoring Lando
user11 Oh what i would give to know the tea behind that
user12 you know what would be iconic? Oscar throws another party
user13 Throw a party and invite all Mclaren then dip before it would even start
user14 ngl that screams Oscar fr
user15 I can’t wait for the race later! it would be carnage on track!!
user16 I’m watching Oscar for sure. Boy looks absolute mad during the qualifying.
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*paddock , track side*
-Oscar, just do your job and please keep your mouth shut. You’re under probation and comments against the team won’t make it any better-
-Yeah, yeah… why not fire me while you’re at it-
-Hi, Peter! I’ll take it from here… Well hello to you Oscar. How’s it at the back of the grid?-
-Great to see you too Lando. Yeah, it’s alright. It keeps me humble, not that you would know what that means-
-Oh, You’ll be more humble when I win today-
-Sure… not till you bottle turn 1 and lose the lead. Y’know like you always do-
-Lando, Oscar! What are you two doing back here? Oh yes, Oscar is in P17… can’t believe they’re considering you and not me. Tsk waste of a seat-
- Haha funny. Carlos, mate what are you even talking about?-
-That Red Bull seat shouldn’t be offered to you. Ferrari’s 2nd option shouldn’t be you!-
-What Carlos is saying is that you shouldn’t be offered seats or be driving at all, Mate. Honestly your better off back at Alpine. Good fucking riddance for us-
-Yeah, oh please fire me! and I’m not the one being replaced by Hamilton next year.
-Hijo de puta! You have the nerve?! -
-Whoa. Ok let’s all calm down. Oscar come with me-
-Oi! Charles were not done here. Oi!-
-Mate, what the hell??-
-Charles?? where are we going-
-Just keep walking. You cant stay out of trouble can you?-
-They came at me! I was seriously about to go my car. I swear, your teammate hates me. I didn’t do even anything to him-
-He’s loosing his seat, of course he’s pissed-
-Why at me?? Aren’t he supposed to be mad at you or even Lewis?-
-Ok, fine… you didn’t hear this from me. But Lewis’ contract isnt final with Ferrari and you are the next driver option-
-WHAT-
-So RedBull and Ferrari wants you… and Carlos wasnt even in the choices. So yes he’s livid and no he doesn’t like you-
-Oh…-
-Yeah, Oh. So get your act right and drive your ass off today. And maybe I or Max might have a new teammate next year-
*End of Oscar’s POV
Y/N.
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Y/N. Here with you, no matter the goal. Always
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oscarpiastri No matter the destination. Always
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mclaren Drop by the garage @y/n. we miss you!
redbullracing she’s with us today 😏
scuderiaferrari We have next dibs! 🤪
user1 why is redbull and ferrari in y/n’s comments??
user1 get married already!
user2 Y/N and Oscar support each other so much 🥺
user3 Wouldn’t be surprised if the two of them would elope or already be married.
user4 Oscar needs all the support right now.
user3 yeah thats sweet and all. But when are we getting the album tho??
user4 let Y/N have fun and take her time.
user5 I’m expecting a breakup and a love album at this point from you ms @y/n.
user6 Mom… Y/N and Oscar are being mysterious again. I’m scared
user7 I’m scared too 🥹
user8 like what goal are they talking about??? gettingg married?? starting a family?? change in careers??
user9 I need answers 🙂‍↕️
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-Hey, Y/N. You ready to go to Max’s garage? -
-Hi, Kel and hello P! yeah lets go-
-You ok, Y/N? is everything alright?-
-Hmm? yeah, yup. I’m ok. Just a lil weird not being in Oscar’s garage. Let’s go to the track! -
-Okay~ If you say so. P, can you hold auntie Y/N’s hand for me please? Mommy has alot to carry -
-Thanks, P! and thank you Kel-
-Yeah, I’m not stupid Y/N. Something is up I know it. But I won’t push you… i’m here if you need me, yeah?-
-Thanks Kel… -
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F1 And we have our podium drivers!! What a race indeed. 🏆
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user1 HOW IS OSCAR HERE??? P2? WHAT A DRIVE!!
user2 Man drove like a beast! His driving today was insane 🔥
user3 Oscar took yesterday’s qualifying personally 💀
user2 Lando being pole to p6 is just 🤡
user3 and his teammate started at P17 … is P2
user4 I can’t defend the man anymore
user5 Max and Charles really gave Lando a hard time during the first few laps huh
user6 Lando was so agitated in the team radio 😮‍💨
user7 I dont if i want to laugh or cry at Lando’s luck
user8 Charles defending P2 from Oscar was amazing driving, but Oscar was on smth else today!!
user9 Lando bottled the start. Gasp! … anyways.
user10 why aren’t we surprised 💀
user11 Isn’t anyone gonna comment about McLaren ordering Oscar to stand down?? Hello??? what was that?
user12 Not them ordering Oscar not to overtake Lando 🤢
user13 I’m so happy Oscar ignored team orders!
user14 Oscar deserves that driver of the day for sure!! Masterclass driving. He is a future WDC, i’m betting my house!!
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mymoshangthoughts · 17 days ago
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okay, okay, okay, bear with me
mobei jun already knows about shang qinghua as airplane
oki ive decided to take advantage of the fact that WE NEVER GET A MOBEI JUN POV AND I'LL BE FORVER SALTY ABOUT THAT SHIT
but like, shen yuan figured airplane out REAL fast, right? they barely spent time together before the immortal alliance and then it takes one surprise before airplane is saying stupid shit, right?
and i cant help but think, mobei jun aint dumb and he's been spending How Many Years crashing at shang qinghua's leisure house whenever the fuck he feels like it?
he also finds shang qinghua to be Hella Sus because come on, ofc he does. a human just declares their undying loyalty to you after one fucking meeting??? even if he believes shang qinghua is being sincere in the moment, the fact that he was so quick to betray his sect doesnt speak of a loyal servant
so why wouldnt he snoop? why wouldnt he pay extra close attention when shang qinghua says shit that doesnt make sense? why wouldnt he notice when shang qinghua speaks or writes in a language that he doesnt recognize? airplane canonically isnt fluent in english so if he used a bit of it, especially chinglish, wouldnt mobei jun be able to learn some of the meanings of the words just by context clues? especially when he has YEARS to decode it? like if airplane was fluent, maybe he could hide the meaning, but a limited vocabulary adapted to another language isnt actually super hard to decode. it's the same reason that you can generally understand what slang means before you look up the definition. you might not know what 'rizz' means, but you can pick up the meaning from context clues.
anyway im over explaining the linguistic aspects ALL IM SAYING IS what if airplane kinda depends heavily on chinglish to be his Secret Language that Theres No Way That Anyone Here Can Get. and sure, for most people, it does seem like gibberish. but again, mobei jun has YEARS at his side and reasons to nitpick at it and decode it.
like what if airplane had a habit of writing out pidw plot points in chinglish bc look he is Going to forget shit no matter what, he wrote that novel a lifetime ago, but theres some info thats pretty important for him to Not Forget. so mobei jun is just left with a huge stash of Impossible Information that shang qinghua writes about
everything ranging from future events to obscure demon world facts that theres just no justifiable reason for shang qinghua to know about and just everything in between.
but also what if shang qinghua wrote his feelings? his thoughts? his issues? like cmon, he literally has NO ONE to consult with about the insanity of his life before cucumber-bro, and his life is really crazy, and he used to be the person who wrote out his feelings via novel but look dude he's not about to tempt fate by writing out another novel rn so a diary makes sense. or at least like, random venting
and again, this isnt even mentioning airplane having some potential verbal fuckups that mobei jun can add to his ever growing file of "shang qinghua has something fucking going on"
and like, maybe mobei jun hasnt actually figured out the exact truth but he has some eerily close guesses. or maybe airplane wrote a lengthy journal explaining literally his entire fucked up life and mobei jun knows Everything.
look im just a little bit obsessed with mobei jun casually being aware for YEARS that shang qinghua is from another world and might have once had god-like powers over this world. i think this is very funny and i think it could work in a canon compliant way. cuz i also like to think that some of mobei jun's aggro at shang qinghua was a mixture of
you literally wont tell me who you really are. you claim to be my loyal subject but you wont even tell me your real name and Yes I'm Upset About That
you fucking fucker, you literally PLANNED that horrible event to happen???? you suck so bad omfg. THAT WAS TRAUMATIZING FOR ME YOU JERK NO I DONT CARE IF YOU FEEL BAD ABOUT IT NOW
your handwriting sucks and im mad that i didnt just have to decode your weird other language, i also had to decode your fucking horrendous handwriting and i dont know if i can ever forgive you for that
you barely ever show your real personality in front of me and i have to learn how you really feel by reading this fucking notes and YES IM UPSET ABOUT THAT
i also just love the idea of Something Happening to do with the multiverse and basically mobei jun is the only one who isnt remotely surprised lmfao. binghe is in crisis mode, cucumber thinks he's gonna die, airplane is freaked out, and mobei jun is just like "yeah, figured some dumb shit like this might happen. you didnt know binghe? dont you pay any attention to your husband :/ dude, they're not even good at hiding it, i thought you were supposed to be smart"
also the simultaneous heartattacks that cucumber and airplane would have that mobei jun just KNOWS like thats hilarious. imagine they need to talk about something secretly in public and its super urgent and mobei jun just starts using chinglish or webspeak or something perfectly and cumplane are FREAKING THE FUCK OUT
mobei jun: that mofo is hella sus, but keep it on the dl. ttyl i need to do a vibe check
cumplane: ?!?!?!?!?!?
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aheathen-conceivably · 6 months ago
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New Year’s Day 1934 had come and gone. In the desert, it hadn’t seemed that much different than the height of spring or the dawn of fall. The day had been hot while the night was filled with the rage of dusty wind. Only with it had come the news that they would have celebrated with gusto five years prior: Prohibition Ends At Long Last! Instead it was marked in a silent kitchen, the first bottle of legal liquor they could purchase in over a decade sitting precariously between them. No one knew if it was there to enjoy or to numb.
Each one of them clutched their own glass in guilty silence, maybe even imagining the clinking of champagne flutes that could have once accompanied this occasion. Rather than carouse in a frenzy of dance, they studiously avoided each other’s eyes, afraid to break the silence with even a sip. Everyone except Josephine. 
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She threw back her drink so that when she spoke her voice was slurred with anger and alcohol, “So you’re telling me you don’t even own the goddamn farm, Gio? The farm you lured us all out to.”
“Of course I own the farm, Josephine. It’s just a loan, it just means…”
“I know how a loan works. Better than you do apparently. It means if you don’t have their money in six months they take the house. It means they own you.” She turned to Antoine and Zelda, pointing her finger and her blame directly at them, “And you two knew? What the fuck have you been doing, lying and playing at being farmers while the roof over our heads slowly falls into someone else’s hands?”
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Antoine remained impassive, the anger and guilt swirling in his glass turning him to stone; but Zelda’s eyes watered as she futilely tried to answer. Gio saw her panic and spoke for her, “Its my loan, Jo, and mine alone. I was supposed to have until the end of the year, okay? The bank moved up the terms on me. I mean this can’t be legal — just scooping up someone’s land like this when we had an agreement.”
“Oh the end of the year, was it? Then you could have swept it under the rug so that poor little Josephine never found out, huh? That it? Well you’re an idiot. All of you. Idiots.” She covered her face in her hands, unsure if the burning in her throat was from the whiskey or the sob she had suppressed, “Does it even matter if it’s tomorrow or December? You don’t have the money. Antoine barely earns shit, and your little farming pipe dream does nothing but keep us hand to mouth. Where’s the money going to come from? The same imagination that told you any of this was a good idea in the first place?”
Her insults finally succeeded in burying the sob so deep that she could look back up at Zelda, “I’m right aren’t I? We can’t make shit off this land?” Jo’s eyes dared Zelda to so much as try to challenge her, so all she could do was muster a guilty nod of her head in affirmation.
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Jo looked back toward Gio, the anger rising as the words she really wanted to cry out stayed trapped in her throat. You all let me think you were happy. That our life was perfect and I was the problem. You let me sink and disintegrate while you lied to my face! I stayed because I love you, and this is how you repay me!
Instead she sharpened her words and her eyes into razor sharp daggers, “I’ve had enough of this shit. I’m going into town tomorrow. It’s been over a month. The saloons and the bars have to be opening back up. I’ll sling a drink, I’ll do anything. We lose the roof over our heads and it’s right on the route with the rest of the Okies, fighting for scraps and scrounging for gas while Violette starves. Pathetic, Gio. All of you. Idiotic and pathetic..."
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Her speech was cut short by the sound of Gio’s chair scraping against the wooden floors, “Enough, Josephine! I told you to leave them out of it!” Then he went quiet, hands gripping the table as her steadfast gaze told him she would never be the first to back down. When he spoke again it was in a low, chilling voice that none of them had ever heard before, "And I won't let you do that. To go down there and sell yourself again."
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Antoine and Josephine rose to their feet at the same time; the former’s eyes burned with threats all the while Gio stayed staring at Jo. Within a split second his voice returned to normal, full of remorse and pleading as he ran after her in a rush of apologies and reassurances.
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Their footsteps echoed on the hollow porch before they disappeared on the sand below. Zelda’s fingers remained locked on Antoine’s wrist, anchoring him in place until his rage could subside. His mind was vibrating with Gio’s final words; but he looked down to Zelda, internally counting to ten as he let her face replace the images of wrapping his hands around Gio’s neck, making him feel just as trapped and suffocated as his sister did before he let him go, gasping and desperate for air.
By the time the image faded, there was nothing left in the room but silence.
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He sank back into his chair, moving it closer to Zelda. The look of guilt still hadn’t left her eyes, and seeing it, Antoine’s anger settled into worry. She didn’t hesitate to speak to him the way she had to Jo, “I should go after her, shouldn’t I? I should have told her. I’m her friend. Her sister…”
As her words dried up his stepped in, “I know, Zelda. I know. But we couldn’t. How could we?” He already knew that she didn't have to answer, because they had tried to absolve their complicity a dozen times. At their most avoidant, they had told each other it wasn’t their lie to tell. But beyond their deepest desire to avoid the conflict at all costs, they both knew that with each lie to Josephine’s face they had made it their betrayal just as much as Giorgio's. Only they were backed into an impossible corner, simply hoping the loan would be paid off and it would never come to this; otherwise, it meant they might lose Josephine or their home, perhaps even both.
Now that it had, all they could do was repeat what they had told themselves and each other for years. “They love each other, you know that. They’ll work it out. They have to.”
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Zelda answered with a small nod, still unable to take her eyes off the door left open to the desert beyond. Across its stillness she could swear she heard arguing. She knew that she couldn’t convince Josephine to stay, the same way that she couldn’t have told her and jeopardized her daughter’s home and happiness.
So she let Antoine pull her head down onto his shoulder, gradually coming to the real question boiling under the surface. But where are we going to get the money? Only it was no use voicing it, not when they and Gio had already discussed it a dozen times over. Both of them had looked for work, and however many times Zelda offered to do the same, they all came to the same conclusion: they couldn’t sell what they grew, but at least they could eat it. She was the only one who could really ensure they wouldn’t go hungry, and the one who’s presence at home was actually the most vital of them all.
So all they could do was sit and wait to see if Josephine would stay. Wait and hope.
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fleshwerks · 28 days ago
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I see a lot of big mad from solas and solavellan fans for how solas was #butchered in Veilguard.
Was he butchered though? Because I think he's consistent as fuck, he simply by and large took his mask off. His entire deal is betrayals upon betrayals upon betrayals. Everyone, and I mean everyone around him keeps dying except for the Inquisitor whom he betrays and neutralises anyway. His entire thing hinges on 'him' being the one to have to do it, always. It was the same since Inquisition: this man does not trust anybody to pull off anything unless he personally intervenes or pulls the strings. The moment you've lost your usefulness to him, you're gone from his life. He'll make a big song and dance about how sad he is about having to do it, but it's always been this sort of benevolent chauvinism, the 'look at what I have to do to these poor people :((('
The argument 'but in Inquisition he says blood magic is okie-dokies!'?
Well, given how Varric behaves post-death, would a god associated exclusively with lies and betrayals, and who freely himself admits that he likes to play fast and loose with truth and directness 'for the greater good', I don't know, lie to Rook to keep Rook from guessing that Solas is all but puppeteering Varric's corpse with blood magic just to still be able to be 'involved' while he himself squats at his own fade prison? Why would the god of lies and backstabbing ever lie?
And finally, the issue people take with a pissed of him telling Rook that he's a god and Rook's just some ant... like I said, mask off.
because no other god has this many goddamned mass produced worship statues and altars dedicated to him in all of thedas as the bloody dread wolf. And not just one type of statue, but two! There's the dog statues as well. This man loves being worshiped. Always has. The way Lavellan and friendly Inquisitors only get approval if they suck up to him and acknowledge his wisdom and never, ever challenge him on his paper thin logic (or else he'll slap you with 'disapproves'). He just also loves acting like he's too humble for altars, thousands of statues (one as large as a mountain, dammit). He loves being a god, he knows he's functionally a god because he understands that gods are made through worship, and he certainly has never said 'please don't' to these aforementioned wolf and dog statues littered across thedas in such numbers that you'd think that he's Jehovah in Catholic country, OR taken a chance to draw something else than himself having the Sads, or himself freeing the slaves so magnanimously, or himself i don't know, wanking himself to completion in the euphoria of his own intelligence.
It was always him lying to your face. It was always him knowing and liking being god who could sway people with words. He was always big mad that his wisdom was rejected or unneeded. And somehow he even made the life and death of Mythal about himself.
The mask just came off.
And if he were any kind of good lover to the Inquisitor Lavellan at all, he'd tell her that she has a responsibility to her own world that's currently blighted and in ruins. That there are friends and family who love her and need her and miss her dearly. To go live out her life to the fullest among people who love her, and he, Solas, will always be there in every spell she casts from this day on, she'll touch him every time she dreams at night.
But no. Because Solas is afraid to be alone, even though his aloneness is always his own making, and now some poor mortal girl he hasn't even spoken to in 8 years is stuck with his arrogant ass in the Fade forever while he tells her all about his true love Mythal for whom she damn near killed the world twice. And she'll listen with her mouth open, like she always does, because the Inquisition required you to be as dumb as a bag of rocks for any of Solas' hot bullshit to not be questioned to hell and back.
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rzyraffek · 1 year ago
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Hello I have a NSFWish?? Request could you do Eddie Gluskin and maybe Brahms W a pervy s/o? Like always checking them out, grabbing their booty and pecs - I know you've done some NSFWish stuff and this isn't explicit so I thought it'd be okie!
Thank you!!
- 🎨
O my god your a genius, I swear those guys are not expecting that! I hope that you don't mind adding few characters 😈 rest of notes at the end
They/them, Request open (yeah I know im taking long time to write but its summer time this person (me) is going o u t s i d e )
Slashers with pervy s/o
Eddie Gluskin
BRO TAKES IT AS INVITATION
Litteraly slaps their ass back
Kinda suprised at first, not used to people being so straightforward with him... and so brave... and- oh my darling your so...so...
bro caught simping
When they slapped him first time he just slowly turns around, he is about to whoop that ass HARDD
I swear anything playfully or just straightforward creepy/pervy this dude sees as flirt and a suggestion
But completely oblivious to their stares and eyes wandering in places, untill he looks at them directly he won't notice, BCS NOONE EVER YKNOW DID THAT TO HIM HE DOESNT EVEN THINK ABOUT IT
Brahms Heelshire
I just realised that hes name is so british... omg just say it out loud BRAHMS HeelSHIRE this dude is more british than queen herself (rip btw) LIKE IF anyone in amercia or anywhere else really was named brahms fucking heelshire he would be bullied so hard. Tbh maybe that's why he's in walls
Feels threatened... he was suppose to be pervy one! Not his s/o :((
At least you guys have fun running around mansion and slapping eachothers ass??? Yay relationship goals!!!
Man says "I mean I support equal rights" just to trow them from stairs or something
Also HE LITTERALY BLUSHES when they touch him normally NOW IMAGINE IF S/O does that to his bootie
"Are you checking me out again? Stoophh"
Pls he just tries to cuddle when he feels their arms slowly moving lower and lower and- hold up what do you think your doing love?🤨😳
Asa Emory
No
Nuh uh
You dont
He will litteraly cut their hands off if they try to do anything skechy
Hes so dreamy
Pov: asa just cutting vegetables for dinner, vibing, then suddenly out of dark corridor, emerges goblin-like creature (s/o) with evil grin, running to attack him, he tries to dogde it, but their evil arms are too quick, goblin smacks his ass so hard he collapses(dramatically), Asa feels the wave of embarrassment and dies immediately
Its currently 4am
Tbh he kinda likes the attention, like s/o is such a simp for him rn, his ego loves itttt
If some stuff doesr make sense im sorry, its 4am and I want to clear my inbox asap cuz I feel bad for all people that are waiting for my fics. Although you still can request!!! Im just trying to get some ideas for old ones (cuz tbh some of yall dont really have ideas for requests and just say "write for this dude ok bye" 😔😔 plz ily all but I cant work with that, I need some sort of idea, even boring one or overused
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louisisalarrie · 2 months ago
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Hey how are u? I really like your point of view so I want to ask you few things that my brain frequently think about.
I’m pretty sure that sooner or later bbg will be unmasked, so how they will handle this? They created Louis’ public image around this baby. They painted him like the perfect father who obv love a lot his child.
I think that the shitstorm where his fans will throw him in will be bigger than everything. You know what I mean his solo fans paint him like the most loyal person in the world who trust his fans a lot and would never betray them. So I’m quite sure that they will start to throw shit on him, plus they’re so obsessed over this poor baby and I see a lot of them saying that if louis is not the father they will leave him cause he is just a gross person who lies to fans.
So, how will they managed it without throw him into a very big shitstorm? Plus when it will happen definitely all will be connect to the Larry situation so: when they do it, will he do also a coming out?
I don’t see it happen without a coming out, because the speculation would be so much bigger than ever and everyone would start saying that Larries were right since the beginning and that he’s a horrible person using a child…
I don’t know I don’t see a easy happy ending :(
okie dokie anon, im gonna answer this in the best way I know how, and tag it a little differently to usual so everyone knows where to find my theories on how they’re gonna end bbg/what’s the best way to end it without ruining louis’ career. anon, welcome to the show sweetcheeks!
After the absolute shit show of a smear campaign that was pushed onto Louis in 2015, of clubbing and being a gross fuckboy taking a million girls home every night, they had to repair said image when they decided this kid was actually gonna be born (in my theory it was Belfast) because to continue on with fuckboy louis when he has a child on the way further down the pregnancy/child is born, it would’ve looked even more fucking worse for one d’s demographic and louis’ image would be irreparable. His image has always hung off family values and long term relationships too, so it’s not super crazy to think “oh, louis has had his fun and now it’s serious he’s gonna buckle down and be a great dad because of his upbringing/family values and he’s a wonderful guy” etc, ya know? Plus the vast majority of one d fans at the time were Larries, we saw through the bullshit and we saw this behaviour wasn’t louis. Mgmt were like “ok if we’re actually gonna see this through, if there’s actually gonna be a child in the picture, he’s gonna have to be a present and loving dad”. It just would’ve been too off brand for him to not be. Hell, the whole fuckboy Louis thing was off brand for him, but they started that, and then had to fucking fix it because an actual child was gonna be born into this mess.
Anyway so louis’ buzzing (looks like he’d rather set himself on fire) and we get heaps of baby content on Insta/from B and her clan etc to really bring it home that louis cares about this kid. This kid is his life and he will do everything he can to be there for it because he’s a good guy (which like… it this was real, they would’ve covered up this baby real quick and silenced the mother and that’s the biggest fucking fault they made in my opinion, shit makes no sense). So yeah, fake baby, happy dad, family values. Cool, alright let’s go.
You are very correct in saying they’ve made louis being a dad a major element in his image. He’s pretty private otherwise, but boy does he love this kid! Which if we base this on how it was meant to end in 2016 with a DNA test so he’d be out free, which didn’t happen for a few reasons, the kid is now older and a paternity test should’ve been taken far earlier and louis’ trying to figure out himself in a solo career and working hard on music and it’s all too much. Not to mention he signed his fucking rights away to SC and still had to deal with this all. But I digress. They didn’t end bbg then, and he didn’t want such a scandal to hinder the beginning of his career because that’s what he’d be known for when starting out as a solo artist. “Oh did you hear about that dude from one direction? His kid isn’t actually his! Holy shit!” would just be on repeat anywhere and everywhere and something like that doesn’t really die down that quick in the media. It just would’ve jumped him off the wrong way after dealing with the heartbreak of his mum passing etc., so things are a little chaotic for him to deal with that as well. (Then the bbg contract gets amended and SC gives him publicity with the X Factor etc, but I won’t get into the contracts side of it right now).
Cool cool cool. So. He’s gonna look like a shit dude for chucking this baby in the spotlight if he’s known for ages. Everyone’s gonna hate him for lying to them. He’s gonna lose his fans. He’s not gonna be able to promo himself for a while because he’ll be “devastated”. Now, let’s have a look at how this can end with fan and GP sympathy on his side, and how they can spin this in a good way.
Now, hear me out.
We’ve talked about a few ways, but the best way to dig him out of this shit show, is simply to go down the paternity route. It just is.
Situation 1: louis and b go to court over F. this works perfectly in his current no music or tour timeframe. It keeps him relevant in the papers while he’s off, and also gives him the excuse to grieve or whatever. This is 100% the best way to do it but it drags it out so long.
- Louis, who is now on break, wants to spend more time with his beloved son little lad, and wants to take him away from B for a while to live in the UK with him and his family for an extended holiday/spend some quality time. B is withholding his son from him and he isn’t allowed to be with him for extended periods of time because B doesn’t like his lifestyle (partying, smoking, etc.)
Or
- maybe B decides Louis’ doing really well in his career so she wants more child support money. He’s getting older, more expensive, and this was all louis’ doing. He took B home, he’s also a multi millionaire, he should be paying way more than what he is!
- maybe B gets married or a long term serious boyfriend and he wants to adopt F because louis’ lifestyle doesn’t allow him to be present as much as he wants to.
Or something else ridiculous that they go to court over. In this theory, they need to go to court 100%.
So, they’re in court over whatever, and B goes “hey well I was actually sleeping with someone else around that time too, I want a paternity test” (because she never pushed for one because she saw $$$) and louis takes one and BAM, he’s actually not F’s father. Holy shit.
So why did a multimillionaire famous boyband member in his early 20’s who was clearly loving partying not demand a paternity test early one? Well, he never bothered to ask because he trusted B. They’d actually been seeing each other for longer than initially thought (like some articles mentioned back in the day LOL) but didn’t want to introduce her to the public because he knows 1d fans would eat her alive and the whole Larry thing etc., so he trusts her. He’s also just a really good dude, sees the best in everyone, trusted her and copped it on the chin and said well yeah… im gonna help raise this dude because I’ve always wanted a son and I have big family values and I fucked up. I’m mature. I’m a good example of what women should look for in a man.
So then shit… the fans and GP find out and he cops the public sympathy and everyone feels sorry for him. This is heartbreaking, he loves that kid so much and now he’s found out he’s not really his dad. The fans are devastated, the GP goes “well it’s stupid he didn’t get one earlier on but this is still really awful for him, poor guy. He’s too nice for his own good, and he was just a kid. Maybe he didn’t think about it. He’s so brave to say this. Heart on his sleeve” etc etc like it’s really not hard to make the GP and fans feel bad for you, even tho some folks may think he was an idiot for not getting one earlier on (which like.. that’s how it was meant to end but it was extended), everyone who’s scrutinised bbg has thought the same at some point. So, anyway, you see what I mean here? This situation ends with him looking like just a silly loving trusting guy, with a big heart. Solos will eat that shit up. I promise you. Anyway, F fades into the background and we don’t see any more content of him. He just… disappears. No one’s gonna question that. F isn’t his son, and he wants to give the kid and B privacy now. A classic example of being a good guy.
So like, this situation also upholds the idea that he’s straight. He’s had sex with a woman, it’s just this kid isn’t his. Anyway, sorted, case closed and we alll eventually move on. It does drag it out but my god does it truly spin some sympathy for him. But if he wants it over and done with quick, this wouldn’t be the way.
Situation 2: louis has known for a while, but him and B are really good friends so he’s helped raise F and helped with funds because the dad left and he wanted to be there for the kid. This brings out the lying factor though, but he truly does feel like a dad!!! He knows what it’s like to not have a father figure there, he wants to give the kid a good life, he’s taken on the role of his dad and he has the money to support B and F, so why wouldn’t he? You know, he has family values. So yeah, he wasn’t lying out of hate, and F knew all along he wasn’t his real dad either, but he gave this kid a great life. Anyway, B gets married or whatever, louis goes “im still gonna be there for F but I trust this guy and he loves F and my career is taking off even further and I can’t be there for him all the time and this guy really wants to be a dad, I’ll step back”. This also works well in terms of good guy louis, and he loves F so much. Public and fan sympathy, a little anger towards the lying but truly he’s just did what he could. He helped B out and now F has a strong and fantastic father figure in his life. Sorted, done. This can be done through an Insta live or a post of him and F explaining stuff, and F fades from the picture. Still upholds the sex with women, but he did get a paternity test ages ago, he’s just a good guy. Anyway, that also works.
You also have a spin on the above situation too though, to make it easier for a coming out. Louis and B never had sex. He’s just a long term good friend of hers and took on that role. He’s always been gay/he never fucked her. Having this onto it, really leaves it a bit more open ended. This is really the only kind of solution to say “hey I’ve been with Harry this whole time and bbg wasn’t a stunt” ya know? Still believable, a bit more murky, but if done well it ends it quicker than a court case. Still looks good for him. Plus, he can say how long he was with Harry and that they wanted to keep their relationship private because they were nervous to come out and yeah. Cool. That’s also done.
The fans might be angry about that one, but it still swings it well. I don’t think they’re gonna hate him. He might lose a few but… yeah. He’s always gonna when he comes out anyway. Yeah. The above is two birds one stone.
Situation 3: it was all a stunt. they just reveal absolutely everything. That’s it.
He’ll lose the most fans by doing this, but also… he’ll gain a lot of public sympathy. Whatever way they end bbg, he will be on the side of public and fan sympathy. He’s always gonna end up with some kind of hate when coming out, but so will Harry. It just… is what it is. Harry’s process has just been a lot smoother without a kid tied to him. But with the screaming of how shit the music industry is to artists, this will call a lot of attention to it all. Might actually make a change. But again, the hardest.
Now the thing with all of the above, right, no matter which way they take it, is that bisexuality exists. Also, sexuality can be fluid, so maybe he didnt figure out he was into dudes until later on in life and him and Harry reunited and it just kind of happened. He had to navigate queerness in a space of homophobia. He felt fucking lost as hell, and Harry helped him. Also public and fan sympathy, also works. Doesn’t put them from the beginning though, like situation 2 and 3 could, but yeah. The current conversation about queerness and how things can change is important and big right now. People would understand.
Both Harry and louis (more so louis) will and should expect fan and public hatred for lying and queerness. But it’s just something they’ll have to cop. They come out, go into hiding for a bit, and then put out a statement and they’re just gonna have to expect some hate. Hell, Harry already gets hate for queerbaiting. It just always will be affected.
To your last point, about using a kid, if they unravel everything then they’ll just shove that blame on SC etc, they had no choice! For the other situations, it may be a little scrutinised but yeah. He’s either silly and too trusting in situation 1, or does see F as his kid and is proud of him in situation 2. Those situations above are how I see a smoother end to bbg. They’re kind of the only way I see it ending. So, SC/marketing gods, if you’re watching, or if this is you, consider one of the above please and let’s end it fucking now.
So there you have it. These situations might seem stupid, but he comes out of it the most unscathed (except option 3 but again, sympathy from fans and public about being controlled like puppets). And I think in all those cases a coming out will happen shortly after, they kind of go hand in hand. But also they might let it die down for a while before announcing anything, but yeah. Speculation is gonna happen. They can’t escape everything.
Any questions or if anything doesn’t make sense because I haven’t had a coffee yet, let me knowwwwwww
Thanks for coming to the show!
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se0bs · 1 year ago
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𝖢𝗎𝗍𝗂𝖾 𝖬𝖺𝗋𝗄𝗌,𝖯𝟣𝗁𝖺𝗋𝗆𝗈𝗇𝗒
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𝖲𝗒𝗇𝗈𝗉𝗌𝗂𝗌- Have the cuties marks on you face
𝖨𝗇𝖿𝗈-requested!! @littlebirdnizhoni P1h x Reader, Fluff/a bit of angst
𝖶𝖺𝗋𝗇𝗂𝗇𝗀𝗌-Cussing, Jokes (I have freckles so I hope you get it 😭) Nicknames,idk
Keeho
#1 boyfriend goes to…. KEEHOO!! You think this man hates your freckle🥸HE LOVESSS THEEMEMEME. His ass would star at you trying to hid the urge to just count ever since freckle on your face. If you could get payed for how many times his answer has change you would be a billionaire right now….not even kidding you.Yoy can’t tell me he would be hella cringe and kiss ever spot like I just feel it in my soul!!🤯
“Let me kiss you!!!😡” Keeho running around the dorm to catch you.”NOOOO YOU WERIDO!!” Telling keeho.”Y’all cringe as hell” Mr.seob said from tin ass air.”K Y S!!” Keeho yelled at seob…”He’s right fuck your cringey ass” 😟
Theo
Shut this boy up he would probably see your freckles and call them shit marks 😰. Making himself look all innocent and BOOM DOOKIE MARKS…lock him up. Let me stop with this nonsense okie if he’s in his little giggle lover mood he takes a lot of pictures of your freckles like he probably as album full on just your freckles.HE WOULD TOTALLY YELL AT YOY IF YOU SAID “I need makeup I’m sick of my freckles!” LIKE WATCH YOU MAKEUP IT MIGHT 🏃‍♀️
“You got me fuck up what you mean” my freckles are ugly??!” Umm the last time I remember I have 289 photos of your face” Theo said look you up and down.
Jiung
Loved calling them glitter. All different shape’s sizes colors glitter!! he’s your number one fan like you thought you were nope he out beat you. Once it’s sleepy time he puts his finger on you arm and counts or traces your glitter makes.
“Stop jiung is 2am I need some sleep!!” cursing him to stop.”No No No I will finsh when I feel like it” telling you with all his might to not just crash to bed. “Boy you look like your going to pass out right now.” the there’s no more talking from jiung just sores.
Intak
Selfie in bed with a bare face is a must for him🙌!! Just about to make a nap and flash he just took a photo of you too. Gets every angle and close ups on your freckles. Your freckles making you insecure? NOT NO MORE WITH HWANG IN TAK!! He makes dad jokes to make you feel more happy about them.
“Come come let’s take a photo here” intak pulled you into a hug and pulling out his phone.”Intak really?” Look at the camera a bit tired of him taking hella photos. “Hurry up intak I’m hungry as hell!” Keeho told you and intak.after 20 photos you walk in hand together.
Soul
Runnnn I’m telling you!!
He well look at every single freckle and look for a heart I just know it.Tbh is cute but dam he takes foreverrrrr.He calls them your cutie mark like broo 😞 he probably named some to..
“Look at this cutie mark it looks like a dog!” Soul said pointing at you lower arm. “Soul that looks like nothing?” Telling him look confused. “I’ll take a picture and show it to you then😡” he look like a cartoon character. Takes the picture and shows it to you then you finally see it.”Ahhhh I see”
Jongseob
Cookie crumbs is your name yup y/n not no more it’s cookie crumb. Even if cookies are not your thing he does not care. He had a full list just of names for you. Probably bigger then the English dictionary.
“Wsp coco puff I think I like that one?! Nahh sprinkle is a bit more fitting for you” jongseob told you. “What’s next seed,stary,bug face, etc you can’t stop making me names 😭” laughing into jongseob neck. “I just like giving you unique names I want you to feel special!”
“This is the only time I’m going to let you be cringey”
𝖫𝗂𝗌𝗍𝖾𝗇𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗍𝗈 𝖯𝗋𝗈𝗆𝗂𝗌𝖾 𝖻𝗒 𝖫𝖺𝗎𝖿𝖾𝗒
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circeyoru · 8 months ago
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Circe Circe look at this Alastor theory
https://www.tumblr.com/delightfulsweettragedy/751199425866694657/guys-hear-me-the-fuck-out?source=share
This might be the first time someone tells me to do theory reads. So before we get into it, definitely mention the writer and contributor of this theory @delightfulsweettragedy (sorry, if this is sudden). I mean no ill will or disrespect, I'm merely commenting my thoughts and understanding to the Hazbin world. You guys are free to agree or disagree or just okay this.
This theory basically names who could possibly own Alastor's soul. Please read that before this. Thanks! It's good to support the original poster.
Okie~ Let's go~!
Naturally, forgetting the fanfics and unintentional inserting of theories into the various stories all around fandom, Alastor's soul is owned by someone, and the owner could be someone already introduced, subtly appeared, or not at all.
I'm aware of the various theories that name Lilith or Eve or the Root of Evil (an unconfirmed character) or Zestial or even Niffty as the possible owner of Alastor's soul. But I don't go with any cause Season 1 of Hazbin Hotel is just too short and rushed for any concrete information and backstory to be revealed in detail. They are interesting and sometimes convincing theories, but at the end of the day, it's all theories and not canon.
With this one, it's a bit far-fetch and with some loopholes. I'm still on the side of reading and knowing, but not believing.
(1) Eyes.
I'm assuming the eye theory is the one about how red means owning souls? So like making deals? Similar to Overlords and Sinners basically. But here's the thing. This is Hell and red is quite a common colour. I think it matches the association with intimidation too?? Well, let's look at the Overlords who are the prime example for owning souls.
We don't have much background lore on them and I'm seriously wondering about Rosie cause some say she never died and stuff. Off track. Okay, so not all of them have red eyes. I'll list who does; Alastor, Vox, Valentino, Velvette, and Carmilla. Who doesn't? Rosie, Zestial, Zeezi, and the flaming skull with two hook-like antlers. BUT, they are all Overlords and own souls.
So? Red eyes doesn't exactly mean the ability to own souls.
(2) Who can own souls? And how?
Hellborns are supposedly soulless, so when they die, they just die. Unlike Sinners who would respawn with time. Unless it's angelic steel then game over, again. But hey, check back to Episode 7, who did Charlie say when Alastor was making a deal with her?
[Charlie: "You want my soul?"]
Surely, Charlie's a hellborn, but she has a soul? Maybe Charlie was in Lilith and growing before turning into a demon and being thrown into Hell. Maybe it has to do with the fact that Lucifer was a fallen angel. Maybe Lucifer and Lilith were the exceptions. We don't know. All we do is that Charlie has a soul.
Overlords deal with souls, we know that it's be contracts signed between individuals. But that might not be the only way. What if, an Overlord can forcefully take a soul?
I took this from Hazbin's wiki on Overlords. [In "Hello Rosie!", it was implied that an Overlord could own a soul by taking them without a deal or contract if they choose to do so. This was implied based on Vaggie's reaction...] Continue to read on the site.
This is a pageturner because if Overlords, as a higher rank of Sinners, can take souls, who's to say even more powerful ones can't? Sinners are restricted to the Pride Ring, not hellborns. So what if a powerful hellborn travels to Pride and attempts to take a weaker soul? Overlords, like Alastor, would think of them as no one but a foolish challenge cause they are more powerful than Sinners. Idk, cause Overlords might or might not have info on hellborns.
So this theory might be right, even when he doesn't have a soul, he could take and own one.
(3) Alastor's actions
It's confusing to say the least about Alastor's motivation and reason for his helpfulness. In the pilot, he says he's here cause of the entertainment and we do see him taking interest when Charlie was on the air with her hotel pitch. Later on in Season 1, we see Alastor's composure being threatened by the mere mention that was on a leash and it turns out to be a right at the end of the season.
Whether or not Alastor's there cause of the/a plan or his own amusement or trying to get a safe haven or something else, we don't know or we're not sure enough to say so. At least, it is for me when you think about it deeply.
All in all, theories are fun to think and debate on. But still, it's not canon until proven. You know, like Vaggie being a fallen angel? And who knows, maybe this theory is pointing us in a direction.
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bunnliix · 2 months ago
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Bun this is not a request but in general I guess a question? Have you seen the new concept photos for Golden Hour Pt.2? If so- What are your thoughts/How are we handling it? Because I for one, am unwell🫠
hihi! I'm always happy to share my thoughts on most anything <3
I have, I've seen both sets that have been released so far, and I am dying over them. I am very very unwell and I am actually ready to die when we actually get to the comeback in like 10 days aaaaaaaa Get ready for a whole lil essay on this
Okie, so like first of all, everyone's already dying over it, but Seonghwa! His hair, the styling for him, everything! I love it all so much, and he's really solidifying himself in the lil soft spot I have for him an a couple other members (aka I'm ot8 but say that I have soft spots for Hwa, Yeosangie and Mingi for more context on why I use that wording) I love Pink Hwa, probably as much as I love Halazia Hwa, and omg I love how pretty he looks and I need his gender rn.
I'm also really here for Yunho and his hair color for this comeback too cause omg I love the color on him, it suits him so fucking well, and honestly it's a fun color as well, and I really think it fits in with the second concept photos they released yesterday.
And like in general, I really love the simplicity of the first set of concept photos, because like I feel like we've had some more like busier ones with the more recent comebacks, not that I don't love them, because I do, but I also love simpler concept photos because in like this set of them, you can focus on each member more, and every little detail of their styling and how it all is really cohesive. I also like the feel that we have half the members in more baggier looks while the others are in more fitted looks. It's just a really cool contrast, yet it all flows together with colors and accessories. hi I really enjoy fashion can you tell?
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And then moving onto the second one with all the flowers!
Okay, so my first thoughts when I saw this is that it's honestly giving like almost Alice in Wonderland vibes-ish, But like also in general, this gives off like really princely vibes too, and I also love the colorful flowers against their very light colored clothing cause it makes them the centerpiece of every single photo. Also wavy/curly haired pinkHwa is gorgeous, and honestly, I went a bit feral over Wooyoung's concept photo for this one too. And like I'm just really here for all the hair colors and outfit choices going on here. It all gives very delicate and pretty, which is fitting, though I feel like these concept photos might be the opposite for what we'll get in the TT, but I'd be curious to see how this all fits in, especially considering the theme of Love that seems to be the centerpiece of this album.
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But also the flower motifs that feature on some part of each member, in either very subtle or non-subtle ways, which is also really cool because it's something that makes their outfits coheseive, as well as the use of very light clothing, not only in color, but in type of material, though for most of the members, they're actually pretty covered up, with the visible exceptions being Yunho and Seonghwa, though even they're covered up with transparent material, with gives the sense of them showing more skin than they neccesarily are, and I wonder if that has any deeper meaning (it probably does in some way for the lore, it's Ateez) because it's almost giving a sense of like vulnerability? in a way? Like they're appearing more open wheras everyone else is pretty covered up. I dunno, but either way it's an interesting thing to think about.
I'm actually really excited to see the next concept, and maybe how it fits in with these two, because so far I feel like To's concept leans more towards a darker side, whereas Diary's is definitely flower boy and pretty and how I'd think you'd style a group for a concept around love, without being too too obvious.
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24-guy · 1 year ago
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*holds you at gunpoint*
Spill the beans about William, bestie
Asghdichsj Oki.
So like. Motivation wise he's just super interesting because he has this mixture of motivations, right? Initially, your thought when you find out he's the killer is that he's doing this to avenge his father but then he reveals it was also - in part - because he wants to "fix" the force (by murder) with Zeke.
And that's really fucking interesting because he says himself, he was 12 when he started to want to kill officers. And that it was fifteen years ago his dad died. That means that William has held such a deep rooted hatred for fifteen years. His entire teenage life, and the beginning of his adulthood, has been consumed by this anger and resentment and hatred that, when we see him at 27 in Spiral, he's mellowed out but it's always there. Just below the surface. And the furthest he gets to showing it is when the entire facade drops and he just turns apathetic and pushy to kill Zeke's dad.
His mind has somehow intertwined the ideas that he needs to fix the police force - and the only way to do that is through murder - and that Zeke is going to be the only one willing to help him.
And I think that the fact that he wants help to be so damn interesting because he doesn't need it! He kills, at minimum, five people, across THREE days, and has part in killing a sixth (there's a removed death of another cop later on), and he did that by himself. He doesn't need Zeke's help. But he's got it in his head that it'll work better if he does get Zeke's help. And having that as one of his motivations is why I think he wants, in part, to kill his dad.
Because Zeke's dad is obviously a dirty cop, but Zeke needed to be there and understand that he couldn't save his dad - just like William wasn't able to - in order to, I guess, get him to understand why he's doing all of this? Like. It's a "in order to understand, you need to go through what I went through. I'm going to show you what happened, I'll give you motivation like you gave me" and that's why William repeats the action of shushing Zeke like Zeke did to him all those years ago. Because it's the parallel.
And I honestly think that, if Zeke turned and shot William, William would have accepted that as his death. By that point, he is also a dirty cop. He won't be blamed for any of it either - Zeke is alone, his fingerprints on the murder weapon, his dad (who he's known to have issues with being in the shadow of) strung up, bleeding out. William has done what he needs, he's not wanted by Zeke, he doesn't need to live.
And I'm just so. Let me chew William's brain honestly. And like!!!
The fact that Zeke didn't shoot William is also extremely telling, too. I think Zeke, to almost a fault, wants to trust William and his words, because he understands why he has issue with the system that he's working in. Zeke has seen the dirt of the station, and he wants to stop that just as much. So when he's faced with "saving his dad" or "killing William", he's going to save his dad.
And I am so interested by this decision because he chooses an option that doesn't stop the murder. Like. He knows that William, if he gets away, is going to continue to commit more murders on the police force. And yet Zeke choses to let William live, trust that it'll save his dad. Even though like. None of the other traps have had any method of letting the police get out alive. None of them.
AND THATS WHY I LOVE SPIRAL. It's got like. Traps that are intentionally created by the original creator to be inescapable. A murderer with more motivation than "value your life" and his desired apprentice wants nothing to do with it. And I want a sequel purely to show how Zeke deals with the knowledge that the supposed dead man "William Schenk" is the killer. How is he going to navigate that? Who does he tell, if any? Does he get found by William after it all to continue the murders? Does he ever go along with it?
Because I don't think Zeke, initially, wanted to kill any others.
I know he said he would help to William, but I honestly don't think he would be able to do that with a clear conscience.
I think he could be pushed to that, absolutely.
Like if he came back talking about how it was William, and nobody believes him because why would they? And he gets even more shit because they all low-key think it's him but because there's no other evidence than him just. Being at the last crime scene when it went down, he can't be arrested or something. But like.
I do think he could get there in time and it would be an interesting dynamic to explore, especially since the other jigsaw apprentices in the past were so like. Wrecked through everything else that they, honestly, had nowhere else to turn? Especially Mandy. Love her but she needed therapy, not murder.
But just.
Yeah. Now I'm rambling more about spiral as a whole instead of just William. I just think he's super interesting as a jigsaw copycat. :)))))
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onskepa · 2 years ago
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Tstew Chapter 2
Hiiiiiiiii!! This is a 2.0 version cause the first one was terrible. However, hopefully this new version is better! Dont be afraid to give me constructional criticism. I wanna make my fics top tier good stuff! Okie enough of blabber! Enjoy!
Ch1, Ch2, Ch3
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"vital signs are clear.....no.....normal......yeah I can see it..."
Hearing faint voices soon began to get clear and louder, bright light above her face. Tstew slowly blinks away the sleepiness and rubs her eyes, yawning a bit.
"hey how you feeling kiddo?" max asks her, standing beside her, making sure everything is going well. "actually....felt like I had a really really good nap, say what time is it-OW!!!" as she rose up, she accidently hits her head with the hanging lights. "The fuck?! what I hit?!" quick to anger as she glares the light. Making her question why a ceiling light is at her eye level.
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"holy shit...." quickly looking down, she sees her arms, hands, fingers, legs, all blue. "it...it worked!!!" getting excited she tries to stand up in full height only to hit her head again. "OW! damn that hurts!" she cries out.
"careful! you just got this body for like 2 minutes and already your hurting yourself!" max scolds.
On the other side of the room, looking from the outside are the sully children. Seeing their friend awaken in her new body. Neteyam leans a bit to ask norm, "did dad every hit himself that much?". Norm who was beside them making sure the avatar was working, responds "not really, what he did was slam the window a bit and leaves butt naked to run around like a hippie". Neteyam doesn't know what hippie is but given how norm said, hippie could mean something stupid.
When they saw tstew stand up, all were.....surprised. Tstew as human was tall, taller than an average human height. But now in her na'vi form? It DOUBLED. Tuk was lifting her head so back she almost fell if it weren't for kiri and spider catching her in time. She was that tall.
"why is she taller than our dad...??" lo'ak asks, staring at tstew. Really everyone was. Norm was really astonished. Tstew is not a fully grown adult and neither is her avatar but damn do they stand like one.
"well....my clear guess is that her genes must have been that strong that the height genes carried well into the avatar process. Now her avatar stands at 9'11 tall" norm theorized. Well, not much of a theory since it is clear as day the height genes passed on.
Everyone took their time to get a good look at tstew as she is doing some basic movements with max.
One thing that was noticeable was her eyes. Even as an avatar, the golden amber eyes was always there, but for tstew. That's different. Her eyes were the same mesmerizing emerald green. The same beautiful eyes that are easy to fall for.
Looking more in detail, her shade of blue was even darker as well. Closer to a midnight blue. Her black hair was curly and reached down to her knees. Her eyebrows were short but a bit thick. Her overall form was that of standard na'vi but with more slight curves.
In short, she was just as beautiful as she is in her human form.
"GIANT WOMAN!!" tuk shouted in glee.
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Back with tstew and max, already getting used to her new body and doing simple movements max asked her to do. "alright, ready to leave this room?" max asked, "more than ready" replied tstew. She is ready from the get go. Excited to do new things with her new body.
Both left the room and greeted by norm and the kids. "well? how do I look?" tstew asked with a hint of nervous in her voice. All voiced their praises at the same time but it came out as word scrambles.
"ok ok one at a time!" norm speaks, trying to calmed the big kids. Tuk was quick and went towards tstew, arms raised demanding to be picked up, which tstew happily does. "you look so pretty!!" tuk giggles, already playing with her long hair. "thanks tuktuk!".
Kiri was up next with a playful smirk on her face, "seems your green eyes came through". While kiri and tuk admire her new look, spider, lo'ak and neteyam stood dumbfounded. Getting a better look up close changed everything.
"well boys? watchu think?" tstew smirks as she sees the boys wide eyes and mouths open. Though lo'ak was quick to shake his head. "hold up! its not really fair! you are around our age yet you are taller than my dad!". "True, guess my DNA is just that strooooooong!!" she lifts kiri and tuk as they hang from her arms and spins around.
Max and norm had to get her to stop otherwise they be tipping over and breaking things. "well get changed or something and go outside" suggested norm, happily tstew complied. But with one problem. "I don't have clothes for this body...". Quickly this gave the kids and idea to make clothes for her. While they understood tstew feelings and motives for staying away from their clan, doesn't mean she cant dress as one.
"lets go, there are ways to make quick clothing for you" kiri said as tuk and spider grabbed tstews hand and start to lead her outside from the lab. "hey hey!! at least give her this!!" max threw a large black blanket at lo'ak which he quickly covered tstew with, A plastic gown can only cover so much.
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Tstew was ready, as she went outside embracing the natural sunlight. It felt the same yet different at the same time. She loved how the light make her blue skin glow. The wind flowing in her hair, the distant noises made from animals. It all felt so good.
"well? how do you feel?" neteyam asked, eagerly waiting to hear what his friend has to say. "I feel amazing! this is incredible!!" tstew spins around in cheers, letting her voice shout in excitement.
"come on come on! I wanna do your hair!" tuk grabs tstew's hand once more and leads her away from the lab. The other kids followed.
Now all were making something for tstew. Tuk was braiding her hair, kiri making a lovely top and loincloth with impressive woven patterns. Neteyam was making some carving some beads for the hair. Lo'ak was doing his best to make a bracelet, but his weaving skills....are not top tier, but is trying. And spider creating a pretty necklace. Each item being made is done with love and serenity. All wanting to make some sort of impression.
Kiri was no fool, she can see through the boys actions of what their motives are. Not wanting to intervene nor say her input but rather see how things will occur.
"your hair is so long! but so soft!" tuk says as she continues to play and braid more of the hair, to which is doing a pretty good job at it. "Thanks, I don't plan on cutting it" hair is one of her prized assets, something she would refuse to cut no matter what.
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Spider was done with his craft and went over to tstew. "hey, made this for ya" he says as he nervously gives the necklace to tstew. "oh? you made something nice for once? hopefully it wont snap", winking smiling she looks at his work, looking at every detail there was. Using a strong thin vine, it was decorated with the smooth pebbles spider found, and a flower in the center with smaller ones around it. "Thanks a lot spider, and I mean it. Hey, help me put if on?" she asked and he happily complied.
Being careful, spider takes his sweet time tying the necklace around tstew's neck. Admiring her beauty up closer, taking in every little detail of her new face. Seems he took a while making tstew snap her fingers in front of his face. "oi! pandora to spider? you ok? got something on my face?", quickly spiders shakes his head and dismisses it.
Kiri rolls her eyes for like the millionth that day. "you're fine, its spider with sticky eyes not being able to move anywhere but your face". Spider blushed a bit, but tstew just laughed it off. "its ok spider, you can look at me all ya want I know I'm a looker" winking playfully at him. Which caused spider to blush even more this looking away.
That little interaction made neteyam and lo'ak glare at spider in jealousy. Of course they knew tstew was just being playful, but having that sort of attention from tstew is something they want for themselves.
"alright boys, go do something else, the clothing is done so tstew has to change" kiri says, making a 'shoo' gesture with her hand. The boys complied and walked at some distance to give tstew some privacy.
"So...tstew..." spider awkwardly tries to start a conversation. Lo'ak claps his hands mindlessly "yeah she is....just as pretty as her human body". Neteyam was having none of it, "So are we just going to pretend the three of us don't have feelings for tstew? because I do, I know you both do as well".
Spider and lo'ak didn't even look shocked at the accusation. For it was a fact. "well what can we do? I don't want to fight neither of you, also cause you both can easily crush me..." spider says. Lo'ak nods in agreement. "come on brother, I don't want to fight you nor spider. What do we do?" lo'ak asks. Despite the jealously he already feels for neteyam, there was no way he would fight his brother.
"simple. We do nothing. Not unless tstew shows some form of attraction for either of us. But we wont make any moves, no flirting, no trying to surprise the other. We.do.nothing. Alright?" neteyam says, spider and lo'ak seem to agree but not without some hesitation in their minds.
Before anymore can be said, the girls went towards them. "alright boys! feast your eyes on THIS BEAUTY!" tstew makes a pose, showing off the materials she was wearing. Clearly there was a color theme happening. That of greens and bright yellows. The loin cloth and top matching perfectly. With the beads decorated perfectly in her hair, and the perfect braids tuk has done. The necklace spider gifted to her worn around her neck, while she was simple. She was lovely. Thus creating a certain.....reaction form the boys.
Jaws dropped. Eyes wide. Drool? yes. Hotel? Trivago.
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Alright!! PLEASE let me hear your thoughts! Like I mentioned before, there will be a part three! I hope you all enjoyed this!
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mymoshangthoughts · 13 days ago
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oki my guys can we plz talk about gold digger airplane?
like look, i know it's nice to write him with the moral fortitude to not want to take advantage of his partner financially and ngl, some of my favorite fics have portrayed him as being uncomfortable with people buying him shit
but dearest to my heart, this man will hug any thigh in the name of gold-digging his way to comfort
pride? what pride? who has time for pride when you've written a million words describing papapa for the explicit purpose of paying your bills. you look down on those who have the pride to be uncomfortable with expensive gifts
you have one of several reactions when you are presented with an expensive gift
score! i love this, i wanted this, it's mine. if they try to take it back i will weep and beg and bite
score! i hate this, its totally gross looking, imma sell it off at a marked up price and get a profit out of this worthless fucking gift
score! this means that i have this level of monetary value to the person gifting me, which means i can ask for more shit, better shit, give me an inch and i will take a mile
score! this person is clearly dumb with their money and will therefore be easily persuaded into spoiling me fucking rotten. this is it, boys. we made it
or really any variation of this
look, he might totally love the person gifting him the items. assume its his one true love, the icy king mobei jun himself and he is looking at this glamorous diamond gift going "o...m...g... he's dumb with money. this is the jackpot. sexy, cool, AND easily exploited for cash?! I WILL MARRY THIS MAN"
look
i just want shameless gold digger shang qinghua so fucking bad
also literally mobei jun realizing that shang qinghua is weak to wealth and just being like "oki so imma just literally bury him in diamonds so he'll never even think to leave me" bc mobei jun Does Not Care
whether shang qinghua is staying for his massive tits or his expansive treasury, so long as shang qinghua stays, he is a happy dude
but also yes i want him to be mean about it LOL please make shang qinghua cry by confiscating his diamond collection. do it.
shang qinghua cackling as he counts his money and being on top of the world and calculating how much he'd get in a potential divorce (because he's cynical as fuck and he WILL win the divorce, fuck you. even tho he has no intention of divorcing this man. that would be like killing the golden goose or whatever)
and sure, shang qinghua does 100% absolutely love his husband. if his husband was poor as dirt, shang qinghua would still be there at his side through thick and thin. his feelings go beyond money and he would pinch every penny for the rest of his life to be with his beloved. this is all true about him and his feelings of love and loyalty are sincere as fuck
but does that mean he isnt OVER THE FUCKING MOON TO MARRY RICH? dude, he is living his fucking dream and he is going to take FULL advantage of this gloriously bountiful life. it's like finding out your boyfriend is well-endowed. like sure, you'd still love him if he had a small dick, BUT YOU ARE NOT COMPLAINING ABOUT THAT BIG DICK, NOT AT ALL, YOU INTEND TO ENJOY THAT BIG DICK TO THE FULLEST EXTENT
thank you for attending my insane rant, long life gold-digger airplane. may he thrive!
shen yuan: *scrunches up his face* how can you deal with that? he treats you like a wallet
mobei jun: eh, he has yet to figure out that ive basically used that wallet to trap him in this relationship
shen yuan: that sounds like financial abus--
airplane: HUBBY! I WANT A NEW PAIR OF SHOES! THE ONES THAT COST AS MUCH AS CAR!
shen yuan: ...ya know what, match made in heaven. im going home.
(shen yuan who would absolutely hate if binghe treated him like a wallet but also spoils his binghe rotten without being asked and would 100% be uncomfortable receiving expensive gifts from binghe lolol)
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antiv3nom · 1 year ago
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ive been enabled so im making a new post for it <3 n e ways welcome to my list of what characters the straw hats would play in guilty gear strive
luffy - sin kiske/may
ok first of all im entirely biased but luffy would fucking LOVE sin, like the bit of him eating to get buffs would DEEPLY entertain luffy (although he'd use it entirely way too much and get blown up for it)
but for both characters, i think he'd be a big fan of doing like one hit and a simple combo and absolutely DESTROYING someone's health bar, which fits for both of these. he wouldn't be very GOOD at the game because he wouldn't be able to sit still and wait for openings or anything of the sort but boy would he be great at corner pressure (until he gets dp'd)
zoro - nagoriyuki
i swear to you im not just giving the sword guy the sword guy (although that's certainly a factor because i bet you that'd influence zoro's character decision) but like. zoro is also the type to want to do one combo that does a ton of damage
i think he'd be moderately better than luffy and defense and neutral though, being able to open people up with pokes (cough cough beyblade cough cough), but he'd CONSTANTLY spend too much blood, although he plays surprisingly well inside of blood rage
nami - asuka r#
nami is the type to want to stand on one side of the screen with her opponent on the other side of the screen and just shoot so many fucking cubes at them honestly. plus i think she'd be really great at keeping track of spells and resources while she plays
however if u can get in on her? it's over, she has negative defense and constantly flails and mashes her way to death, but otherwise she's a pretty solid player. also, im a wizard's whimsy believer regarding nami so. asuka!
usopp - happy chaos/axl low
usopp is ALSO a zoner main but like. to the fucking extreme. hes GOING to guard crush loop you from across the entire screen hes GOING to rensen your ass for a whole round hes GOING to be sent through the fucking wall if you close in on him
sanji - giovanna
ok so i actually think this is a cool decision because like. we see gio use her hands in like...2? 3? of her moves? like its 5p 2p and 6p and thats about it. and its GIVING SANJI!!!!
i do think that sanji would have fun playing a rushdown character but also he'd get so good at playing defense bc he doesnt want to let gio get harmed
chopper - jack-o' valentine
CHOPPER WOULD HAVE A FUCKING BLAST PLAYING JACK-O'!!!!! i dont think hed be good at strive by a long stretch but hed LOVEEEE controlling the goobers and all the silly animations hed be having the time of his life
the ASSUMPTION might be faust but i think chopper finds him too creepy to enjoy playing him regularly
robin - anji
robin is a fucking MASTER in neutral i am convinced of this, specifically that she can just. get her opponent to do what she wants. so easily. and then she uses spin and kills them! as is her right!!!
this one is more vibes than anything but i do think she'd enjoy spin and counter as moves to just fuck with her opponent in a major way, plus anji just being a graceful motherfucker
franky - potemkin/goldlewis dickinson
franky doesnt want to play your silly little game. he doesnt want to hold your mix, he doesnt want to set up oki, he doesnt want to play neutral, he wants to KILL YOU AS QUICKLY AS POSSIBLE
this isnt how he approaches things in life but i think theres something about strive that would just make him want to do the biggest damage possible with the least amount of hits and he'd want to land every fucking pot buster and behemoth typhoon to ever exist. unfortunately this means he wouldnt entirely be engaging with the strategy side of the game and would frequently be blown up but if he can get one grab on you hes happy.
brook - i-no
look. ok. the music connection is awesome and i think brook would enjoy mixing you into oblivion but. i have never met an i-no player who doesnt play her at least in part because she's hot. and thats absofuckinglutely how brook would choose who he plays LMAO
like its JUST the nature of the world. but in terms of gameplay yeah i think he'd like flitting around the screen with her hoverdash and divekicks and he'd have so much fun with her pressure and mix
jinbe - sol badguy
ok for legal reasons i have to specify that like i have met jinbe and know him im thr series but not super well so take my opinions with a grain of salt. but anyways i think jinbe would have a lot of fun with sol, he feels like the type who wouldnt like play strive much on his own but REALLY get into it when playing with other people, and i need him to experience the euphoria of hitting a clean hit hvv or getting a wallbounce combo
i also think he's another fan of doing a shit ton of damage all at once but i think he's willing to do some comboing and some setups to get there, and i think he's get REALLY fucking good at stagger pressure it would be scary
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defectivevillain · 2 years ago
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struck by your lightning, chii
reader’s pronouns: he/him
here’s chapter one [you’ll want to read this first, otherwise this part won’t make much sense]
as i mentioned in part one, this is a chat fic and the formatting was mostly made for ao3. it’s a lil wonky here, so here’s the ao3 version if you’d prefer to read that :)
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a lil recap of last chapter: you're assigned to work the red carpet at a national awards gala. there, you interview tons of celebrities, including kaminari! kaminari is super nice & you leave the event feeling exhausted, relieved, and satisfied all at once. you return home to take a light nap, only to wake up to a notification from your phone. it seems kaminari is texting you...? that's weird.
Direct Message
You: SKJNFIOE LK>BFGJSL B>GEJRHKR BLWUIFKGJ ER
Kaminari Denki: u good?
You: TOTALLY COMPLETELY FINE
Kaminari Denki: OKAY, GOOD ?
You: YEP…
You: 😶
Kaminari Denki: 😶 😶
You: sorry i didn’t believe you
You: i have to be careful with messages from unknown numbers…
You: well, you get it, i’m sure.
Kaminari Denki: ya i get it
You: also, i have something to say to you
Kaminari Denki: wassup
You: waffles are better fck u
Kaminari Denki: ur so wrong.
You: I AM ABSOTLEUYL NOT
Kaminari Denki: LMFAO YOU ABSOTLEUYL ARE
You: FUCK U
Kaminari Denki: 😘
You: hold on. hold onnnnnn.
You: how’d u get this number ??
You: pls don’t tell me my number is leaked
Kaminari Denki: nahhh it’s not leaked
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You have to breathe a sigh of relief at that. It’s not like you’re an important public figure or anything, but the thought of anyone having access to your phone number sends shivers down your spine. You already get enough spam calls.
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Kaminari Denki: i got ur number cuz…
Kaminari Denki: idol perks
You: you just asked my coworker, didn’t you
Kaminari Denki: yup
You: sigh…
Kaminari Denki: they told me that if i hurt you
Kaminari Denki: they’d murder me
You: gsjfdkheng3oaejk….
You: just give me a moment to scream
Kaminari Denki: …
You: ok im bck
Kaminari Denki: LOL dude ur good dw abt it 😭
Kaminari Denki: i thought it was kinda cute actually
You: unfortunately, they were dead fucking serious… they could kill a bitch
You: i wouldn’t be surprised if they’ve already killed someone, actually…
Kaminari Denki: well that’s comforting
You: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
You: also, congrats on the award !
Kaminari Denki: thx
Kaminari Denki: does this mean you’ll listen to my music now?
You: maybe
Kaminari Denki: hmph :/
You: why?
Kaminari Denki: why what?
You: idk. why do you care? it’s not like my listening will give you any money
Kaminari Denki: …
Kaminari Denki: cause ur cute and i like you?
You: what
Kaminari Denki: wha
You: what
Kaminari Denki: wha
You:
Kaminari Denki: welp i’m just gonna go then 🏃🏃🏃
You: no waittt
You: sorry, you just surprised me
Kaminari Denki: no one’s ever said that to you before?
You: well, i mean, yeah, but…
Kaminari Denki: who. when. where. why.
You: plssss
You: what album should i start on then
Kaminari Denki: lightning
You: oki
Kaminari Denki: tell me how u like it after ;0
You: okiii
You: alr i’m gonna go to bed
Kaminari Denki: gn (´。• ω •。`)
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Kaminari: it’s been a week are you alive
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You grimace at the notification displayed on your lock screen. Admittedly, you hadn’t meant to ignore him- time just slipped away from you. Guilt stews in your chest all the same.
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You: no i’m definitely not
Kaminari: sooo what’d ya think
You: oh SHIT that’s what i forgot to do
You: im so sorryyyyy the agency has been running me ragged 🙏
Kaminari: don’t apologize for doing ur job,, lol
Kaminari: what are they having you do?
You: whaleeee
You: before, i was more of a local reporter
You: but since the awards, i’ve actually been interviewing other celebrities and stuff
Kaminari: oh
You: it’s weird, tbh
Kaminari: ya a lot of music folks are pretty weird
You: says you
Kaminari: oi! i’m not weird 😡
You: im jk lolll
Kaminari: you know for a reporter you have awful grammar
You: well fck u2 then
Kaminari: :P
You: people keep recognizing me now,,, it’s weird
You: like literally a girl came up to me yesterday and was like “you interviewed kaminari!!”
Kaminari: oh shit lol
You: right?
You: other than that, i’ve been good
You: hbu? you’ve probably been busy
Kaminari: nah, not that much. just writing new music.
You: oh cool
You: speaking of music
You: i really liked your album
Kaminari: rly? u listened to it?
You: ofc i did!!!! it was cool
Kaminari Denki: what was ur fave song :P
You: probably shockwave!
You: it was very heartfelt
Kaminari: yeah… i wrote that one in the midst of a breakup
You: awe :(
You: at least it made a great song, haha
Kaminari Denki: yeah, that’s a good way to think about it actually
You: 😌
Kaminari Denki: so what other music do you listen to, then?
Kaminari Denki: besides mine, obviously
You: i listen to sero’s music sometimes
Kaminari Denki: skljehgeiroljhngejlrkshg
You: have you heard of him?
Kaminari Denki: …
Kaminari Denki: yes
You:
Kaminari Denki:
You:
You: r u good?
You: u got rly weird all of a sudden
Kaminari Denki: one sec, i need to kill a bitch
You: wut
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Direct Message
Kaminari: SERO I AM GOING TO MURDER YOU
Sero Brain Cells: I’M SORRY I DIDN’T MEAN TO RIP YOUR POSTER
Sero Brain Cells: IT WAS AN ACCIDENTTTTTT
Kaminari: what
Sero Brain Cells: what
Kaminari: what poster.
Sero Brain Cells: ohshit💀
Kaminari: sero. what poster.
Sero Brain Cells: ur limited edition one….? ha…… ha……
Kaminari: wow i am literally going to kill you twice
Sero Brain Cells: NO PLS SPARE ME
Kaminari: and to think that wasn’t even what i was going to talk to you about
Kaminari: damn
Kaminari: ok. focus, kaminari.
Sero Brain Cells: i swear i’ll make it up to you bro
Kaminari: you will?
Sero Brain Cells: yes just ask for a favor. any favor and i’ll do it
Kaminari: perfect. stop making music forever.
Sero Brain Cells: okay
Kaminari: nice
Sero Brain Cells: great
Kaminari: perfect
Sero Brain Cells: wait WHAT THE FUCK
Kaminari: u heard me hoe
Sero Brain Cells: wtf crawled up ur ass dude
Kaminari: i asked my friend what kind of music he listens to and he said yours
Sero Brain Cells: holy shit ur talking to that reporter?
Kaminari: HOW IN THE HELL
Kaminari: LITERALLY HOW DID YOU KNOW
Sero Brain Cells: lmfaooo
Sero Brain Cells: kami, i know all of ur other friends. bc they’re also my friends.
Kaminari: sighhhhh
Sero Brain Cells: anyway. he listens to my music?
Kaminari: -_-
Sero Brain Cells: that’s cool tbh
Kaminari: -_-
Sero Brain Cells: give him my number, will u?
Kaminari: i despise you
Kaminari: why are we friends
Sero Brain Cells: because i’m sexy and hot and funny?
Kaminari:
Sero: <3 ?
Kaminari: … <3
Sero Brain Cells: and bc i make good music? ;)
Kaminari is offline.
Sero Brain Cells: damn 💀
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Direct Message
You: u good, dude…? it's been a few days…
Kaminari Denki: definitely… dude.
You: don’t kill sero, pls? I like his music :$
Kaminari Denki: oof
You: i’m messing with you
You: although i do actually like his music a lot
Kaminari Denki: staHp
You: but i like ur music more ;)
Kaminari Denki: DSNJKGLJSNJGFKSGJLS
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Direct Message
Kaminari Denki: oh!! also!!! i completely forgot- u left ur placard on the red carpet the other day
You: oh FUCKKKKKK MEEEEE
Kaminari Denki: i mean if you insist
You:
Kaminari Denki:
You:
Kaminari Denki: [placard.jpg]
[placard.jpg]: A picture of the ever-familiar placard that you had at the red carpet. The back is filled with your rampant scribblings and notes. It’s hardly legible once you really look at it. Upon closer investigation, there’s a note in glittery gold ink at the bottom with a cute doodle of a Pikachu. Evidently, that was Kaminari’s doing.  
You: AKSJHGSDJSHJKHJS THANK YOU FOR SAVING IT
You: omfg that would’ve been so bad if someone else had gotten ahold of it…
Kaminari Denki: yeah some of these notes are hilarious, dude
Kaminari Denki: “Don’t ask Ground Zero anything. Ever.”
You: NOOOOOO you weren’t supposed to see that
Kaminari Denki: “Don’t ask Shoto about his father,” is a rly good one actually
You: oh goddddd pls spare me
Kaminari Denki: dude it’s okay calm down
Kaminari Denki: do u want it back
You: yeah ig
You: wouldn’t want to leak industry secrets 🙄
You: since u have it… can u just mail it to me
Kaminari Denki: don’t have ur address
You: well i’ll just give it to you then, dude
Kaminari Denki: i don’t have postal
You: wut 😶
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Direct Message
Kaminari: DUDE HELP MEEEEE
Kaminari: SOS SOS SO FUCKING S
Sero Brain Cells: what’d u do this time
Kaminari: so yk how the cuteass reporter dropped his placard and i picked it up
Sero Brain Cells: u did??? dawg ur whipped 💀
Kaminari: THAT’S NOT IMPORTANT
Kaminari: but anyway i texted him abt it today and he said i could just mail it to him
Kaminari: but!! i was hoping to see him again and obv i didn’t want that to happen
Sero Brain Cells: and????
Kaminari: and… [textconvo.screenshot]
Sero Brain Cells: oh i know you did nottttt
Kaminari: I PANICKED AND SAID I DIDN’T HAVE POSTAL
Sero Brain Cells: yeah,,,, i can see that…..
Kaminari: I'M SO DONE
Sero Brain Cells: dude no ur not
Kaminari: wut
Sero Brain Cells: this is ur chance!!!!!! u can get him to hang out w u by offering to give him the placard thingy
Kaminari: have i ever told u that ur a genius
Sero Brain Cells: not enough, evidently
Kaminari: WELL UR A GENIUS
Kaminari is offline.
Sero Brain Cells: well, ty
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Direct Message
Kaminari Denki: oi i have an idea
You: what’s up
Kaminari Denki: abt the placard
You: yes?
Kaminari Denki: ur agency’s near that one cafe right
You: espressobeanz? yes
Kaminari Denki: i can meet u there tmrw
You: um what
Kaminari Denki: ?
You:
Kaminari Denki:
You: wait what
Kaminari Denki: what?
You: idk, just… don’t you have more important things to do
Kaminari Denki: not rly
You: ok…
Kaminari Denki: plus i wanna hang out :(
You: ohhhh oki
You: wait holup holdup
You: the cafe is kinda public… r u gonna be ok
Kaminari Denki: why wouldn’t i be
You: idk don’t you get mobbed in public whenever people recognize you
Kaminari Denki: i mean yeah but it’s fine
You: u sure?
Kaminari Denki: yep!
You: okiii sounds like a plan then
Kaminari Denki: cool
You: i get off work at 3pm so let’s just meet then?
Kaminari Denki: 👍
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Direct Message
Kaminari: omfg sero ur forgiven for ripping my poster
Sero Brain Cells: HOORAY
Kaminari: im meeting w him tomorrow Ψ(`_´ # )↝
Sero Brain Cells: niiiiice!!
Kaminari: i'm so scared
Sero Brain Cells: what why
Kaminari: i'm scaredddd
Sero Brain Cells: okay okay don’t freak out
Sero Brain Cells: have you picked out an outfit?
Kaminari: nope
Sero Brain Cells: okay so here’s what we’ll do. I’ll meet u at ur place tn and i’ll help u pick out something to wear
Kaminari: and i’ll order food
Sero Brain Cells: YES NOW U GET IT
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You throw your phone on the couch and bury your head in your hands. Your heart is racing at the thought of seeing Kaminari again. You have to pause and take a deep breath to calm yourself down. Thankfully, you have the rest of today to spend freaking about and picking out ten different outfits that you’ll never wear.
As for right now, though… It’s time to distract yourself. You pull up a Youtube video and resolutely pretend not to think about your date tomorrow.  
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chapter 3
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thx for reading <33333
tagging: @tejas-kris​ and @felmierr​ :0 
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i keep like not seeing when u answer my asks jfc.....
BUT ANYWAYSSSSSS
i just got back from CANADA. i usually like it there but after being in california a few months ago, i was reminded how much i HATE paper straws. and canada fucks w paper straws so that was hell but.
ANYWAYYYYYS.
'‘cause how are you so perfectly okay with killing YUJI.'
THATS WHAT IM SAYINNNNNNNNN. I LOVE YUJI SM.... i genuinely think he's one of my favorite anime mcs ever bc he's one of the few i don't dislike! and he's def the reason why my friend is sticking w jjk. (we did a trade deal where i have to watch arcane if she watches jjk).
'the whole guy bsf thing, ARE YOU GUYS ALL LIVING THE SAME LIFE WTH?'
It's a canon event i fear.... i was literally thinking ab him on the drive back from canada and i realized that HE STOPPED LIKING ME WHEN I STARTED BEING NICE TO HIM??? men only like it when you're mean to them.
'you guys can bond over your shared/similar experiences on top of when i traumatise you all by making you go through worse in the story! 😋'
i'm gonna cry......
yk what's so crazy... i discovered liar liar right before the west coast cyclone last month and binge read it during the 4 days we didnt have power (i charged my phone at my gym). and i have been obsessed with it since. so just know that if you hurt me, you hurt cyclone me 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏
'my obsession with making fun of emos needs to be studied'
STOP UR SO RIGHT. literally my ex bsf is fuckin emo and she is the most insufferable self victimizing bitch ive ever seen in my life so she ruined emos for me.
ANYWHOOOOOO
give us a sumaya lore drop just for shits and giggles 🙏
OKI BYE
yeah ykw, tumblr needs to come up with a feature that basically alerts us of when our asks are answered 😐 like why is that not a thing already?
like now it’s a fear of mine to think about how someone might think i’m ignoring them when in actuality, i’m beginning to get more interactions so i speedily answer every one, and then theirs goes further down my page but they’ll never know that ‘cause TUMBLR (😒) doesn’t have a feature that lets us know our shit’s not being ignored 🌝
anyway mini rant over, bACK TO YOUUU ML 😋🩵
i wanna go to canada so bad ☹️ i heard that the british-accent privilege over there is a million times better than the british-accent privilege in america 🤧 i’d be favoured so nicely over there 🥴
paper straw hate is so real. why do these stupid turtles keep snorting the plastic straws anyway? dumb turtles. aND WHY DO THESE HUMANS EVEN THROW THEIR STRAWS IN RIVERS AND NOT THE BIN THAT’S 0.2 CM AWAY FROM THEM? dumb humans.
second mini rant over, back to you again 😋🫶🏽
‘just know that if u hurt me, you hurt cyclone me’ — noted 📝 😚
i love how everyone has stories of where they’d been when they found the fic, how they came across it, what they were doing during reading it, etc. it’s so fun seeing different stories, like idk, it’s computing to me that we all have different lives but we’re connected by one story?
my story? 🥹
gonna start weeping stoppp
anyway <3 you’re so right. yuji’s such a cutie patootie and does no wrong. i’ll defend my son till i die he’s older than me but idgaf. personally, my fav mc has to be eren from aot, but i can’t exactly say ‘he did no wrong’ ‘cause… yeah 💀
bUT YUJI HAS DONE NO WRONG! MY MORALLY RIGHT SON! <3 i have a deep, deep hatred for that four-armed tarantula ‘cause of his random vendetta against my yuji 🌝
omg trade dealllll! i do those with my friend so often but she does me dirty every time. i put her on an awesome sitcom, but she said she refuses to watch it until i watch saltburn.
yeah. saltburn.
so i was traumatised after that and she was having fun with the sitcom. i’m glad you and ur friend do fair deals 🥲
‘it’s a canon event i fear’ — 😟
‘HE STOPPED LIKING ME WHEN I STARTED BEING NICE TO HIM??? men only like it when you’re mean to them’ — so i think m*les in the usa and m*les in the uk are different breeds, ‘cause when i tell them to leave me alone or give clipped, straight to the point, honest and dry responses, they go away 🌝
but maybe the circumstances are different ‘cause i’ve never been asked out and the m*le you’re talking about had feelings for you 👀
whatever girlypop, i just know that from the way you speak, you’re gorgeous 😐 if you ever did go with him, it’d be those couples i see on the street and my first thought is ‘he makes me laugh’ ahh relationship.
‘i’m gonna cry…’ — honestly, i’m being dramatic 😭 like the angst is bad and the ending MIGHT be bittersweet, but it won’t evoke tears. at least, ik that if i was a reader and not the author of the story, it probably wouldn’t be enough to have me in tears, yk?
‘she ruined emos for me’ — NAUUUURRRR 💔⛓️🖤😔👊🏻
just think of malakai (i don’t think you participated on the kai hate train so i’m saying this with a grain of salt lmao)
anywhoooo
I DON’T HAVE ANY LORE TO GIVE 😭 i’ve got the most plainest life ever. the most you’ll get that i can even strain to think of ‘cause that’s how little lore there is to me is that bad grades will put me in a coma 😔
oh, and that literally an hour ago, i was gonna jump a middle-aged man for being rude to my mum at home bargains? 😭 yeah, not much lore, just stupid occasional stuff
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