#okay writing privileges REVOKED

[kitasuno]

maybe i cried a little and maybe i sobbed a little and maybe i collapsed a little and maybe im reblogging this from another plane of existence because this DESTROYED ME

blueprints — two : wallpaper

one three main masterlist

cw: argument, angst (lol), religious references, flawed characters

in this relationship: normalcy is nonexistent. the arguments aren’t heated enough to call for making amends, yet there’s a suffocating presence of wrong. an unwelcome thickness in the air that swallows the very life of your relationship, stabbing daggers at what once was.

‘you say it’s complicated, to make amends — well is that the way, that we’re headed then?’

there’s a different hurt to a betrayal that you know is coming.

“beige or paper-white?” keiji’s voice jerks you into the present.

you don’t recall how you ended up here, at the local wallpaper shop, rummaging through the ‘neutrals’ section, with the last person you’d expect. there’s a cryptic message in his gaze that you fail to decipher. he's waiting for you to respond.

“blue.”

a pause, followed by a resigned sigh. “can you take me seriously?”

“I am serious, keiji. I like the blue.”

“the blue displayed in the children’s section?” his brows scrunch.

“when will you stop letting everyone else’s view dictate your perspective?” you snap. “why do you care so much what they think?”

“I’m starting to think this isn’t just about wallpaper.”

you’d never guess that someone who wants to build houses for a living was scared of creating a home.

“it isn’t.” you’re crying. “it’s about how you refuse to try.” the tears are pathetic. because they won’t change anything. nothing will change how he thinks. they’re pathetic because they’re wasted on a situation that will stay the same regardless of what you say or do. “It’s about how I don’t matter enough — for you to try at all.”

the call of your name cuts the flashback short.

he’s crossing the room. three strides, till your face is buried into his shoulder, staining the royal blue sweater you bought him on his birthday. your nails dig into his forearms — an overwhelming sense of if I let go I lose you. akaashi’s holding on just as tight.

“I’m not ready for a house, love.”

“don’t call me that.”

“I’m trying to make this easier. on the both of us.” only the falter in his tone allows you to notice the fatigue weighing down on his shoulders, evident in the dark circles under his eyes. you don’t pity him. you should, but the anger outweighs it.

“easier on the both of us, or on you?”

“would you believe me if I said you do matter? that I’m ready to try?”

you take his words and squeeze them into an IV bag, letting it flow through your bloodstream, letting them marinate and seep deep into your brain.

his patience was slipping. “I don’t know what you want me to say. you want me to understand you, but you refuse to step into my shoes. have you considered that I’m scared?” akaashi stumbles over the last word. “talking to you is walking on eggshells.”

‘it takes strength to forgive, but I don’t feel strong.’

you lost grip of yours. “don’t yell at me for walking on eggshells you placed in this relationship.” is this how Jesus felt? when he knew Judas would betray him, and loved him nevertheless?

akaashi read the question off your face.

do you want to end this?

to your relief, he shook his head.

“how do you break up with someone who has half your soul,

and all of you?”

© froyaoya all rights reserved.

a/n: ness if u see this u brought me back into my NIKI phase. lol this fic is just my new vent medium so I’m sorry if it’s incomprehensible, messy, all of the above. proofreading tmr

tags @causenessus @wyrcan @greninjafan5000 @aliensstolemyheart @nursedflowers @whosmiadotcom @cr4yolaas @jeoo-saw @httpsivy @cnnmairoll @yenonnoff @phoenix-eclipses @tobiosluvr @rory-cakes @frvppe @mollyrolls @miyamoratsumuu @hyenagoated @mitskicain

[soupbabe]

Can I request la squadra with a reader with a biting problem? NOT in a kinky way, like they basically chew on anything they can like a dog. That pen that someone lost? Readers chewing on it. The strings on your hoodie are busted? They were chewed on by reader. THANK YOU 🙏

La Squadra x Reader with a Biting Problem Headcanons

I'm so sorry for taking so long to get to this ��😅 been focusing on other stuff lately and been forgetting to write

Formaggio

- Oh he also has a biting problem!!

- If you had a nickel for every time you saw Formaggio get ink all over him for biting a pen too hard, you'd get two nickels

- He doesn't mind your bad habit, he thinks it's adorable!

- It's not a big deal to him, just another cute quirk you both share

- Bite him he'd bite you back <3

Illuso

- He's going to act disgusted even though you know he has the same biting habit

- You'd loan him a pencil and he'd return it with the eraser accidentally bit off

- He's in complete denial about it though. Might try to convince you that you did it.

- He's a terrible liar and stubborn so it's useless trying to argue about it

- Tease him and he'd get so pouty about it, crossing his arms and rolling his eyes at you

Prosciutto

- Okay yeah I think he's the only one who doesn't share anything with you because he fears you chewing on his stuff

- And also unfortunately for you he will always be in someone's business

- He'd see you chew on the neckline of your shirt and he'd lightly scold you like "What are you, a goat? Stop it."

- I promise you he can be caring about it

- For example he cares a lot about the condition of your clothes. That's why you don't chew on it. See, he's helpful.

Pesci

- He's a chronic biter too, but he does it out of nerves!

- Constantly asks if you're okay when he sees you fidgeting and biting something

- Sure he knows you just do it when you're bored, but this man is always stressed and worries that you might be getting anxious over something too

- Pesci has a bad habit of biting his nails, thinking about you both reminding each other to break the habit!

- Pesci is just super supportive, having someone like him to help him to stop biting is a major relief

Melone

- Melone doesn't care for the most part, he just asks you to refrain from chewing around his juniors

- He doesn't like to think about the chaos that'd bring if Babyface decided to eat anything and everything they see because they wanted to copy your behavior

- But Melone is ever the teasing type, he sees you chewing on a pen or him, and he's always going to make it something more than it actually is

- Like he's the kind of guy to ask for one of your chewed up pencils just bite and lick at it, all while maintaining eye contact.

- All in the efforts to fluster, make you mad, etc. Everything you do is amusing to him

Ghiaccio

- Reader you are so lucky he likes you because it's one of his major pet peeves

- Ghiaccio doesn't like it, you will get certain privileges revoked because you chew on his things

- Things you're banned from: His pens, pencils, hoodies, erasers, literally anything in his room

- But also it irritates him that he's picked up your biting habit

- It's when he's in deep thought and working, he'll occasionally chew on a pen or bite through the wires on his headphones

Risotto

- I think he tries to mind his business about it, he doesn't outwardly say his thoughts on the biting problem, but it's telling that you have never even held one of his pens

- Risotto doesn't think it's gross, he just likes to have things without bite marks, y'know?

- Literally he only cares if it's his own stuff getting bit, with everything else he believes you and the others can talk it out

- If you're even closer to him, he may find it endearing.

- It's like seeing someone focussing with their tongue poking out, it's just a weirdly cute quirk of yours

[evanhamato]

HEY HI HELLO HRU!!!

I don't really know what I'm doing I'm really bad at requesting and everything and I'm sorry if I screw up somewhere but uhm 😭😭

If I'm allowed to say like a specific turtle do u think you could maybe write about Donnie with a reader who like has wings?? 🥹

And ik that's like super random but just like how he'd sort of react and everything + if he'd be scared to touch them or if he'd touch them 24/7 or be all sciency idkk

I'm really sorry if I've done this wrong or it goes against one of the rules feel free to ignore it okay thank you drink water love u loads byeee 💖💞

[ A Pairs of Wings ]

Rise!Donnie x GN!Reader with wings

A/N: this req is so CUTE?? 😭 tyty so much for requesting btw!! <3

Relationship: Platonic / Romantic

TW: Fluff, all of it is fluff. :)

Cautious.

Oh so very cautious.

He outstretches your wings, asks you to flap them, etc.

He's scribbling in his notebook the whole time when he first meets you.

He's STILL cautious as he warms up to you.

What if they're hyper-sensitive? What if they can get torn? What if your bones are brittle?

After a conversation or two and a bit of convincing, the cautiousness is thrown out the window.

If he's feeling sappy or if he can sense you've had a horrible day, he'll stroke your wings a little.

If he's the one having a bad day, he'll politely drape himself over your back and press his cheeks against your wings.

Sensory heaven. (100% not projecting how i think wings would feel/sar)

Turtle pile? One part of him is in on your wings.

Try not to drop feathers in the lab though.

Feathers in the lab is YOUR duty to pick up.

Make too much of a mess and your lab privileges are revoked.

[i-cant-sing]

Whispers in your ear like a devil on your shoulder: you should make the Miguel O'Hara scenarios. Think of the hot dad energy he would emanate :))))))

Jokes aside, it is truly up to you what to write and I would always read it, but I am begging on my hands and knees for you to tell us the platonic yandere Miguel O'Hara scenarios you have thought of.

Nooo stooopppp girll- *puts on Miguel's theme music in the background* ahh shit here we go.

Platonic Yandere Miguel O'Hara as a dad:

Okay, so im just gonna word vomit here and yall make sense of it, but like the first thing that comes to mind when I think about yandere dad Miguel is that him kidnapping daughter reader from a universe where he doesn't exist, so he's technically not breaking canon or whatever and really, it doesnt even matter if you're his bio kid or not, like u could be a literal random civilian but if he is drawn to u, then he is. And while some of yall say "oh come on, Miguel cant be like that. He doesn't make careless/thoughtless decisions like that" I'm sorry, but is this not the same person who had the nerve to step in as his dead self from an AU and sleep with his parallel universe's wife and father someone else's kid??? Granted, they did end up dying but really, the only difference between that decision and this decision to kidnap u is to make sure that u don't end up dyingggg.

Moving on, he kidnaps u, makes up some bs about your life being in danger and blah blah blah, you HAVE to stay by his side, okay??? And at first, reader is like "umm okay?" because who tf wouldnt agree with SPIDERMAN??? (especially one who looks like Miguel? he is already giving dad vibes)

And the thing with Miguel is that he super protective (because PTSD) and he's possessive too, so the only person you're allowed to hang out with is Mayday (she is the cutest, i would die to have a kid like her ngl) because he doesnt see her as a threat (someone who could take u away from him). ABSOLUTELY NO CONTACT with Miles (because he hates that kid, pain in his ass/bane of his existence) and pretty much all other spiderpersons as well because all of them are sarcastic and he does not need them rubbing off on u. The only other person he would trust u with is Peter B, probably when Miguel needs a babysitter (because u learned to mess with his tech-typy-locks and traps, so u need an actual person to keep eyes on u. curse the universe for u being smart like ur papa), and the biggest reason he does trust peter with u is because since peter is a father himself, he would definitely know that while miguel's methods are wrong, in his own way, he is protecting u, and peter b knows that he would do absolutely anything to keep his daughter safe too. Also- since peter has mayday, if he were to actually take u away from Miguel, then Miguel would 10000% kidnap mayday and use her against peter too until he inevitably has to return u to him.

Now Miguel is emotionally crippled due to his trauma, so he's not great at expressing his feelings, at least not when you're awake. When you're asleep, maybe his eyes turn a little softer, maybe he cups your cheek, some guilt and sadness swirling in his eyes when he sees your tear stained cheek (because u missed ur family. or maybe u got told off by Miguel in front of everyone), presses a soft kiss to your forehead and mumbles something in spanish ("you will understand in due time, mi hija.") Definitely has cameras in your room, so he looks at you through the screen and sighs when u flop on the bed and stuff your head in the pillow and start crying, heart slightly heavy with guilt.

Except from interacting with others and leaving the spider society/his apartment (idk where he lives), every need of yours is pretty much taken care of IF you follow his rules. If you behave, u get everything. If u yell at him, try to break out of his place etc, privileges are revoked and BAM, you are now confined to your room with no access to entertainment or any of your hobbies he allowed u to have. Those novels u liked to read? Too bad, they get thrown in the fireplace. Gaming console? Broken in his hands. Liked to cook/bake? No access to kitchen because u are now locked in your room.

Miguel has one important rule- you MUST obey him, under all circumstances, no questions asked. If he tells you to go to your room, honey go before his eyes turn sharp and he has to manhandle you. If he tells you to eat dinner with him, you need to eat food even if you are full. And if he's forbidden you from going to the locked room in his place that's full of info on you and your old fam, then its best for everyone for u to obey.

Now, while Miguel does have trouble expressing emotions (i mean, the most affection he's shown is head pats and if u are really really sad, then yes, smooches on the forehead.) but he has no trouble expressing anger and rage. If u mess up real bad, in the sense where u disobey him and end up hurting yourself (no matter to what degree), GIRL HE IS SCREAMING HIS HEAD OFF AT YOU (like the scene from the movie where he's yelling at miles). I mean, he's so mad, he legit picks you up and hauls you to your room, where he's yelling at u even more, using the terms "child" "kid" and patronising tone because you may think you're a grown up (u might even be) but he will ALWAYS view u as a kid- THE KID he lost, the child he promised to protect and somehow get redemption, or at the very least, fill the empty hole in his heart.

And since nobody thought to inform me that my man Miguel is a literal VAMPIRE and that his fangs are not just for show to attract all kinds of viewrs, we gonna talk about that as well. Does he use them on reader when she finds out that Miguel actually fucking murdered her real fam (maybe not directly kill them, because he is a hero after all. Maybe in the sense that he knew they were gonna die, you would too unless he took u away, he just didnt bother calculating the repercussions if he did indeed save your family.) and reader is now hyperventilating and trying to claw her way out of his arms but muscled arms only pull u tighter against his chest and he just bites ur neck to let the venom paralyse you long enough for him to not only offer an explanation for his actions, but also put a tracker in you and chain u to your bed.

Does Miguel's heart absolutely shatter at your body wracking sobs and distressed state as you realise you have lost your family? Yes. Does he apologise? Never. Does he like seeing you in pain? NO. Will he cause you even more pain? ...yes, if circumstances change.

Hurting you is the last the thing he's do, but its still something he would do. He wont enjoy it, but if u messed up real bad (escaped and endangered yourself) then Miguel, with a very heavy heart will snap your ankles and limit your ability to walk for months (if not for life). This is one of his harshest punishments, and punishments are immeadiately followed with comfort, so Miguel does put your fractured bones in a cast and wipes the tears from his eyes, shushing you gently as he softly explains why he did what he did, how you dont need to worry about anything because since you took your punishment so well, Miguel will help you (he will carry you around everywhere), and maybe if you're in too much pain, he may give you some drugs(or even his venom) to put you to sleep right away.

He has lost too much, too many times. His wounds are deep and still fresh, he is not taking any chances... especially not with you.

okay thats all i have for now(its a lie, i just need to pee) but feel free to send in ur asks/thoughts/scenarios.

[kiwisfics]

A/N - Gotham Knights verse. This isn't as... well-written(?) as what I've been posting. I typed this out on my phone in response to having an overwhelming desire to use Jay as a bed. It's just some silly little fluff. Shout out to this post

Reader is mentioned to have a big ego and be small, but compared to GK!Jay who wouldn't be? Jason also calls reader a brat.

Reminder that these are all originally self-insert writings, so let me know about any other descriptors that slip through.

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The first indication that he was awake was the grunt he let out as she crawled over him, lying stomach down with all her weight resting on his torso. Still, he didn’t move or even open his eyes. That was fine. She’d really only settled herself onto his chest because she wanted to stare.

Cautiously, she moved her hand to his face, tracing over his brow, just barely ghosting her fingers past his eyelashes, down the bridge of his nose, and to his lips.

He’d deny later that he’d puckered his lips just enough to kiss the tip of her finger.

Her hand stayed where it was for a moment before even more cautiously beginning to trail over the scar on the left side of his face.

His eyes opened then, finding her own fixated on where she touched.

“You’re touchy today.”

She hummed, eyes moving to his own but her fingers still against his scar, “You just looked so nice, I had to admire you.”

He hummed; the sound just emotive enough to indicate that he disagreed.

“Well, I’m right so, deal with it.” She shifted enough to graze her lips over his own, grinning into the kiss when he immediately moved a hand to the back of her head to hold her there. When he released her, she bumped her nose against his own, “Besides, you always look nice, but you just looked really comfy too lying on the sofa.”

“You just wanted to use me as a bed, didn’t you?”

“Guilty as charged.”

The husky chuckle that earned all but made her melt into him, a satisfied hum being released into the crook of his neck as she rested her face against it.

“What else is you being so big for?” It was muffled into his skin, but he understood, nonetheless. He’d gotten good at deciphering her muddled words considering how often she spent shoving her face into his touch like she couldn’t get enough.

“It’s pretty good at helping take down the bad guys.”

“But that’s not what it’s for. It’s for me, so you can be a good bed and the best cuddler.”

He huffed out another laugh, shifting his hands to rest against her lower back, “For you, huh?”

“All mine.” She nipped at his pulse to prove her point.

“Yeah? Well, what do I get out of being yours, huh?”

“Me? Duh.” She huffed, obviously still playful, judging by the grin he felt pressing into his neck.

“Awe, now I feel like you’re getting the short end of this deal.”

“Shut.” She placed a hand over his mouth. “You’re quite literally husband-shaped. The size of a hecking fridge. You’re literally perfect. Don’t argue with me ‘bout it. I’ll win.”

He licked her hand, but she hardly responded, just scoffing lightly before pulling her hand away, “Husband-shaped, huh?”

“Mhm. I said what I said.”

“You’re adorable.”

“Sure am. And you’re hot.”

“I don’t know why I’d ever need to believe that, not when you’ve got a big enough ego to cover the entire team.”

She sat up then, glaring down at him, “Say you’re hot right now.”

“What’re you gonna do if I don’t? You’re the size of a minifridge.”

“I’ll revoke kissing privileges.”

He quirked a brow, “Punishing yourself?”

“Excuse me? Are you implying that you don’t like my kisses? Well fine, then-“ The instant she started to climb off of him, he grabbed her around the waist.

“Alright, alright. I guess I’m okay.”

“Nuh-uh. Not what I said.”

“Fine, you brat. I’m hot.”

“Yeah, you are!”

[sketch-guardian]

I LOVE WRITERDUMBASS’S REQUESTS, THEYRE SO FUNNY.

IS IT OKAY IF I REQUEST SOMETHING INSPIRED BY THEIR REQUEST WHERE ITS LIKE DRAWING THE STUDENTS AS IF THEY WERE IN THE BOYFRIENDS WEBTOON OR THE COFFIN OF ANDY AND IDK HER NAME WHEN THEY DONT ANSWER MC’S TEXTS AS A “PUNISHMENT”

I LOVE YOUR WRITING SM 🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻

I'm sure @writerdumbass will be happy to read your compliments☺they always have very creative asks in mind✨Also, of course you can make such a request, the webtoon and videogame mentioned ruin my sanity😂however I'll do my best anyway🙈thank you for the compliment btw, I appreciate it very much💜:

"RAD CLASSMATES+NEW EXCHANGE STUDENTS WITH A MC WHO PUNISHES THEM FOR NOT REPLYING TO THEIR TEXTS BY DRAWING THEM AS IF THEY WERE IN THE BOYFRIENDS WEBTOON OR IN THE COFFIN OF ANDY AND LEYLEY"

DEMYA

Demya can sometimes get distracted by other activities, so it wouldn't be that unlikely that she wouldn't always pay attention to her D.D.D and consequently miss some texts from MC. Eventually when Demya would check her D.D.D throughout the day, she would notice a sketch sent by MC, showing herself drawn in the style of a certain videogame, as Ashley. Demya would know few details about it, so at first she would suspect it was a reference to her cannibalism, which would make her almost happy, like a quote, but then by doing more research, Demya would discover the incest detail, quite disgusting...MC better start running, because Demya knows her mate's scent and will hunt them down-

DOMNRA/MOBIM

Usually if Domnra is busy training or listening to way too loud music with headphones to hear his D.D.D ringing, Mobim would be in charge of replying to texts, while the little curse would bring the D.D.D to Domnra in case of calls, since Mobim only knows how to express itself through squeaks. On an occasion where even Mobim fails to intervene in time, then it would be the time MC would send such punishment to their partner via text. Domnra would choke on his spit at seeing himself represented as a character from the Boyfriends webtoon, especially Goth, because not only would Domnra know the webtoon's terrible reputation, but he would also find it offensive and take it personally. MC should prepare themselves to receive a voice message, lasting about half an hour, in which an annoyed Domnra would shout swears and order MC to delete such garbage

AZUL

Azul is quite often on social media, however when busy with photography or painting, he would tend to keep his D.D.D on silent, to avoid distractions, consequently missing texts, even from MC. Azul would know perfectly well about the reputation of the Boyfriends webtoon, being in step with internet trends and memes, so noticing himself drawn as Nerd, he would let out a dismayed gasp, but he wouldn't be discouraged, two can play the same game. MC would receive in the following days sketches of them drawn pregnant with Shrek holding their belly or in a threesome with Mario and Sonic, after all it was MC who started the war and Azul wouldn't back down

ZURI

Zuri often receives commissions via email or important phone calls, so she would be quite careful with her D.D.D, however it could happen every now and then that while she is busy with the sewing machine, Zuri may not hear MC's texts. As soon as Zuri noticed their text, which was a sketch of her drawn as a certain Renee Graves, she would look at the drawing with a raised eyebrow, trying to grasp the motivation behind it. After some research, Zuri's expression would turn exasperated and cold. Zuri would then inform MC that if they wanted their privilege of receiving affection revoked, then they could have semply asked for it directly, letting MC reflect on their childish actions and then expecting an apology

ODON

Odon wouldn't be very experienced with technology, in fact they would be quite certain that due to their eldritch nature, electronic devices struggle to function properly in their presence, so MC would be quite heartless to blame Odon for it. Furthermore, Odon is very knowledgable, but on ancient matters, while on more modern topics they would be quite clueless, therefore at the sight of themselves drawn like Andrew from The Coffin Of Andy And Leyley, Odon wouldn't understand that it's supposed to be a punishment, they would think MC did such thing only for the similarity between their colors and would politely thank MC for the present, complimenting their artistic skills (please protect Odon-)

REMIEL

(Please protect Remiel pt.2-) Remiel would have no idea how technology works, she has never used it and would need help the first few times before understanding how a D.D.D works, even if she wouldn't reach Simeon's levels. Remiel, as she's often busy with leading souls to the afterlife, may not have much time to reply to texts and therefore would be forced to read them later and get used to controlling the device. Noticing MC's text, Remiel would notice a sketch of herself drawn in a certain style, like Goth, even if she wouldn't realize that it was the Boyfriends webtoon, so she would simply reply with a question mark, as if to ask what the sketch was about, making MC feel almost guilty, given Remiel's innocence

NATHANIEL

Surprisingly, Nathaniel would know how to use a D.D.D and would be quite up to date with technology and internet, however due to his celestial duty, he would often find himself forced to respond with a slight delay, a mistake which to his surprise, MC would make him pay dearly for. Nathaniel would notice a text, showing himself drawn as Prep from the Boyfriends webtoon and would observe in silence for a few seconds, before writing to MC that perhaps spending too much time in Devildom has made them fit to become a demon, there is a circle of hell especially for people as them after all, he would add, although it wouldn't be clear from his texts whether Nathaniel is serious or kidding

URIEL

Uriel wouldn't consider using a D.D.D necessary, believing that MC chanting her name would be enough to make her come down from the Celestial Realm to their aid, however given MC's insistence, she would agree to bring her D.D.D with her, but often forgetting to check it, not used to have it. Uriel would finally deign to respond to MC and noticing the sketch of herself in the guise of Jock from the Boyfriends webtoon, not understanding the reference, she would demand explanations from MC. If MC confessed the details, Uriel would show up at MC's location, loudly telling MC they should be ashamed and that she will not tolerate such insults

[thebluestbluewords]

yesss we love an incident report

I used to work in childcare and I actually HATED filling out incident reports but!! I am THRILLED AND DELIGHTED to see that the Kingdom Campus Security team has an incident report template! We love to see a school with good safety and reporting policies!

lmao of course Audrey was the quickest with a cell phone. But also, you don’t have security guards who were on duty at the coronation writing this report firsthand?? Are there multiple copies of this report floating around from different perspectives? I hope the guards who were around also got to write reports, I love reading official documents written by teenagers.

“accidental” discharge of Fairy Godmother’s wand while in the possession of Jane. Okay. Sure. Totally looked like an accident and not, y’know, Jane being reckless and intentionally trying to do a different spell. But sure. She’s Fairy Godmother’s daughter. Let’s not pin any blame on her.

(I don’t think that Jane really deserves the blame for this, but the framing of the spell as a totally accidental mistake is funny)

Sure, Maleficent is evil. Termination of civil freedoms, dictatorship, and of course, candy privileges REVOKED. It’s always so funny to me when the books mix things like this. The CIVIL FREEDOMS and the CANDY PRIVILEGES are on the same level, naturally.

The other funny thing to me is that they have a whole different report (with a different number code) to document the whole turning into a dragon thing. Is this a report type for magical incidents? Property destruction incidents? Incidents involving adults outside the school? The world may never know.

Also why did they give Maleficent a leash??

[cipheramnesia]

I'm gonna write a story about a kind of low level eldritch / fae style of entity. It's a lightly dionysian sort of creature, and the sigil for calling it is a phone number in sharpie on the bathroom wall of an incredibly shitty dive bar that says "For a good deed call" above it. When someone is really drunk and hopeless if they accidentally read the graffiti it shows up to use its limited power to try and help.

So one day this down on her luck MMA fighter or something is drunk, lost like five or six consecutive fights along with her girl and is like just once I wanna be a winner and the entity appears and is all like "Okay let's do that" and next fight it makes the other fighter just a little off their footing, just enough that this babe can win the match.

But as soon as that happens she gets whisked away to the Golden Lands for their once a century match up to determine who gets rights to the most fertile territory for growing some grains or whatever, like zero relevancy or even earth shattering stakes, but a big deal to the Golden Lands or the Silver Tribes, whoever gets that spot because of the extra food and all such, so the match is a traditional deal and the winner gets to ask the princess for one favor, and the losers are stuck there for another century if they live that long.

Anyway our multiplanar favor maker is still along for the ride because now it has to make this girl who pretty much lost almost every match, it has to find a way to sneak her into winning a contest against the greatest fighters from all the worlds. She wasn't supposed to be there, it was the other guy who was supposed to be the champion but she was like I'm a winner at the worst time.

As things turn out this "princess" is our fighter's ex, who dipped out because her parents revoked her travel privileges to force her into the match duties which she doesn't much care for, but they just sort of yoinked away the planar travel capacity and she's stuck in the Golden Lands which is like super lame and not fun like hitting up rock shows at dive bars and reassuring her hot loser girlfriend she's still a badass.

Which is basically the story, hot loser accidentally ropes in minor mythical entity into helping rig fights so she's not stuck in some weird other dimension her whole life and then discovers if she wins the fight she gets to see her ex-girlfriend again. Literally everyone wants to back out of this as fast as they possibly can, but the only way out is through.

[chromatic-crow]

if i write. okay hold on lets be realistic: i'm gonna write this thing, i already know that and it's gonna be fucked up but for some reason that's not the part that makes me feel weird! instead it's the fact that i'm probably gonna be known for this shit (curse fics) and idk how that makes me feel! should i just embrace it? say "fuck it yeah that's me, dick privileges revoked/+have a kid for your troubles!" or do i try and be like "no that was just a one, uh two- fuck three time thing. don't look at me." i feel like the latter isn't possible now. whatever guess i'll just embrace it lol

[attapullman]

okay done being annoying updating.

going back to actually writing: choose-a-fic, neighbor!bob pt. 3, and now apparently this cyclone x bob x hangman x rooster x you fic (if y'all hate it i will be revoking you of neighbor!bob privileges fyi 😜)

[twilight-deviant]

hello, let me say thank you for writing wilson/matt fics, that everytime you've updated made me feel so giddy it feels like christmas time. so i was wondering about your fic "first choice" do you have any ideas what happened after matt have his son? did he try to contact foggy again? is matt letting fisk around his son for good? is matt gonna be okay?

Anon, thank you for taking the time out of your day to send me this ask. You're so sweet. (❁´◡`❁) Deciding to stick with my FiskMatt rarepair feels so worth it when someone lets me know it means a lot to them.

And for this fic you're referring to, do I sound like a hack when I say "...I dunno"? 😂 Haha. I guess that's one thing I like about writing oneshots for Whumptober: I get to drop it and fade out like an 80s ballad. ✌ Because for some of these, I'm not sure where I would take it. I will try to make some educated guesses for you though.

(Disclaimer: Wrote fic 3 years ago. Trying to remember everything.)

I love writing mpreg Matt. I do have difficulty believing Matt would be a good parent. (At least at first.) ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Not that Matt deserves such devotion at times, but is there anything Foggy won't forgive him for eventually? (Granted, sleeping with Fisk and having his child is probably high on that hypothetical list.) I don't know if Matt would contact him. Not only would he want to give Foggy space to be alone with his thoughts, but he has a newborn taking up his time. But yes, they would eventually work things out. Things would be tense for awhile though. But he loves being a godfather, and won't take Matt's stupid choices out on the kid. (Eventually. It is kinda hard to love Fisk spawn at first.)

I always have a few different directions for how FiskMatt pregnancy and parenthood might go. Sometimes, I think Matt would try to cut him out of his life (and the child's) entirely. Other times, I wonder if Matt would actually use a child as leverage to manipulate Fisk's rehabilitation from crime. He knows Fisk isn't all bad. Even if Fisk doesn't become a full upstanding citizen, maybe they could work to a loose joint-custody agreement. (Not in official legal documents though because Matt needs the option to revoke the privilege.) I know that fic is a bit dramatic, but I think the Fisk I wrote for it is a bit of a simp. I often think about how he quit crime in the comics (in Spider-Man before his DD debut) because Vanessa gave him an ultimatum. So, ya know, maybe Fisk gives in to Matt's demands.

It's Matt, so I don't think he'll ever be okay. 😅

[heartsbreaking]

NEW OCS (the short bios i owe until i finish their full bios)

jaqueline 'jack' harding (bio link, gc) 18+, twisters oc, college student studying law in hopes of going into environmental law, occasional storm chaser

dean camarata (bio link, gc) 35+, fandomless oc, if you all start being weird about me writing a man you will get your dean privileges revoked. are we understood? former gym manager, onIy fans model and sex worker.

layla coleman (gc)

27+, criminal minds oc, layla attended georgetown university where she studied international studies and minored in communications. from there she joined the fbi, after her training at quantico she was placed at the los angeles field office. her job, media and police liason. after a few years at the la field office, she was moved to the boston field office and then promoted to media and police liason for the bau once the position was officially vacated when jennifer jareau became a profiler.

alice lahey 18+ (although i am willing to write when she's younger), teen wolf oc, you probably know who she is <3 but for the uninitiated alice is isaac lahey's younger sister. she grew up in beacon hills and after her mom died her life fell apart, her dad started drinking and became abusive in his grief. her brother joined the army and died in combat when she was a tween. she started rebelling any way she could and fell in with the wrong crowd in school because of it. it took her brother getting bitten by a werewolf and pulling the same shit on her that she did to him to get her on a better path. she was in foster care briefly after her dad died, then taken in by chris argent after isaac left for france. she became a hunter and then a werewolf. she came out of her shell, started playing on the lacrosse and volleyball teams and doing okay in school. (i have a post tw verse but i'm gonna mess with it a little cause i've never been satisfied with it. i will have a better one dang it)

angel sullivan (gc) 27+, fandomless oc, abigail sullivan was raised in small town arkansas. her father was a preacher and expected only the best from her. the community was small, old fashioned and suffocating. when she was 16 she had a relationship with her youth group leader. when her parents found out, shit hit the fan. she was sent to church camp and when she returned, rumors of what happened spread and she'd been socially ostracized. as soon as she graduated high school, she ran away from home. she had no idea how to make her way in the world, but she started to figure it out and discover herself. a few years after she ran away, she was taken in by an almost entirely female motorcycle club called the medusas. she found her chosen family there. they called her angel partially because she'd always seemed like someone who could never do anything wrong and partially because of her religious upbringing. within the medusas she rose through the ranks until she eventually became vice president.

[ssa-atlas-alvez]

Character A and B are in very close proximity but not touching. Character A is already feeling stimulated from the close distance — W/ Reid ?

Character A getting dopamine from the slightest brush of hands — W/ Derek ?

Out of place ideas from a prompt post, can't link since anon's linking privilege has been revoked :( , no matter at the pair to me in the end ~

I chose the second one - I hope this is okay! And I had no clue what to write so it only ended up being a paragraph long (I'm very sorry)

You can't help but blush. It was a little bit pathetic at this point, but you couldn't help it. His hand had brushed gently against yours, but it's enough for your cheeks to flush, for butterflies to swarm in your stomach that last nearly an hour, and your hands shaking. You know he's noticed, it's hard not to. But he doesn't say anything, the only tale-tell sign he knows is the slight smirk on his lips. The lips you so desperately want to connect to yours.

[atdutiesend]

Name: Grim, Tlu/Tluthal, Crow

Pronouns: He/They; I will revoke your shin privileges if you use she/her.

Preference of communication: Poke me in IMs at first, then Discord

Name of muse(s): Dove, Grim, Enyo, Phobos... minor occasional appearances from Gwyn, Cassius, and Adya

Experience/how long (months/years?): *stares into the camera* I went from "playing pretend" to "role-playing" back when I was but a wee sprout who'd just gotten MSN Instant Messanger and could talk to their cousins *gasp* over the internet. I've been rping long enough my rping experience could drink.

Platforms you’ve used: A non-exhaustive list includes MSN, Gaia Online, Acornrack and its successors, IRC, various forums which may or may not exist any longer, Skype, Tumblr, and Discord.

Pet peeves / dealbreakers: We'd be here all night. That said I heavily disapprove of "callout culture" as a general rule. OC selectiveness, especially when it's used as "oh but you're special"

Fluff, angst, or smut: Fluff! I'll do angst to get to that sweet sweet fluffy catharsis. Smut is okay, especially once I know you're not here just for the smut. [Not that there's anything wrong with that, I'm just not interested in plotless smut.]

Plots or memes: Both! Memes are a great way to advance a plot that's gotten stuck, or break the ice.

long or short replies: Short; posts more than a paragraph or so long take a lot more brainpower for me to write, so it takes me longer to do them.

Best time to write: Late nights EST; I'm a night owl and usually asleep during the day.

Are you like your muse(s): /showleft at Grim

tagged by: @grumpyascianteddybear

Tagging: Steal it :V

[milksnake-tea]

BELATED CAUSE I SLEPT LIKE A LOG AND HAVEN'T WRITTEN A DAMN THING BUT HAPPY BIRTHDAY MY DEAR ILLU I HOPE U GOT A TON OF MONEY FOR UR BIRTHDAY AND A TON OF LI XI FROM LUNAR NEW YEAR !!!!!!

U NO LONGER A MINOR SO WELCOME TO THE ADULT WORLD TIME TO COUGH UP MONEY <3 <3

jk but happy birthday illu, imma still write smth as a belated birthday but other than that i hope u have/had a wonderful day and here's to this friendship blossoming further (that's a joke u not getting away from me now this friendship can not be revoked unlike ur minor card)

AHHHHH ITS OKAY ITS OKAY ITS STILL THE 11TH IN MY TIMEZONE UR FINE BESTIE TYSM FOR THE BIRTHDAY WISHES 😭😭😭😭 ALSO YASSS I GOT RICH TODAY BIRTHDAY AND TET MONEY GO HARD even if it comes at the cost of my silly little guy privileges.......

BUT YEASSS !!! I REALLY APPRECIATE IT 😭💕💕💕 and yes ur stuck to me now u ain't backing out 👹👹👹

[no-ctrl]

I’ve actually been doing well in terms of closing this chapter of Israel. The biggest factor was deleting all of our old messages on my iMessage and on IG dms. I happened to find some messages I’d write in my notes app for Israel in 2020 when he had left 3 months to be in rehab. Those messages are almost 4 years old. I can’t help but hurt for little 19 year old me. I’m literally going to turn 23 in 2 weeks and the teenage girl was so strong and loving. I wish I could give her a big ole hug for going thru that and continuing life with her head held high. In that same moment I also wish I could give Israel a big ole hug too. He truly loved me so much. Even when he was in rehab and he got his communication privileges revoked he still found a way to talk to me. He sent his letter with a friend to send to me on Facebook messenger. I’m sorry Israel. I’m sorry for being cruel to you when I was on my self discovery journey. I’m sorry and I just wish I could take back my words and actions but I can’t so I will just wish you well. I hope you’re okay. I hope you’re sober please lord look after him. I just hope you’re happy. I don’t care anymore if I’m involved or not, you’ve gone through enough you deserve to live happily. Even if you can’t forgive me please forgive your mom please let the light in your heart. You deserve to move forward and leave your past addiction as a closed chapter. I wish you good company. I wish you amazing health. I wish you prosper beyond what you thought you had to settle for. You don’t have to settle for anything at all. I care for you Israel.