#okay this was fun :)

[eiswolfzero]

'No, I'm not dating your brother son' for YOTP 2023 Prompt List April

Slowly but surely guys!! This one was so much fun. I drew it on my tablet so the colors are different than what I usually use (it looked different on the tablet), but I'm happy how it turned out!

Bonus:

"What do you mean, how was my date? I wasn't on a date?," Wally asked, confused.

Bruce looked at him. "Dick said he was late for your date night."

"Bruce, Dick calls everything a date night. Even your outings. I'm not dating Nightwing."

"You're not dating Dick?" Bruce stopped walking.

"No."

"So you're single."

"Obviously....Bruce?"

[vspin]

The Errant Priestess: Tav'Lyn Faen Tlabbar

I was inspired by @jbnonsensework post about their OC Gwenifar here and this post to put together some companion content for my Tav since I'm sitting here with nothing to do at work.

Act 1 - Part 1:

Upon saving Counsellor Florrick, Tav’Lyn will want to speak to you. She will tell you that the daytime assault on Waukeen’s Rest is unheard of for Drow, who despise sunlight. She explains that Drow raiding parties only plan their raids during the darkest nights when the moon is covered. If you ask her if she is speaking from personal experience, she will deflect and steer the conversation back to Duke Ravengard. You can ask her why the Drow would take Duke Ravengard; to which she will respond that the Matriarchs would have no interest in a human, male like Ravengard. She will assert this is the Absolute’s doing.

Speaking to Minthara will trigger Tav’Lyn’s personal quest to advance. If you are not playing a female Drow and Tav’Lyn is in the party when speaking to Minthara, Minthara will demand to know why she is following your lead. If you don’t intervene, Tav’Lyn will effortlessly lie that is not her place to question the Absolute’s will.

At the next long rest, after speaking to Minthara, Tav will tell you that is disturbing to see a Baenre serving the Absolute. She will also admit it’s a shame to see a powerful woman like Minthara being relegated to herding goblins. After some pressing (and high enough approval), she will confess that she is originally from a noble house of Menzobarranzen and has only been on the surface for 4 years. She confides to you that she was sent to the Church of Eilistraee as a spy. She has recently decided to stay on the surface and now is working as a double agent. You can thank her for being open with you or express distrust. She will assure you that she is no threat to the party, and jokes she won’t slit your throat while you sleep unless you really annoy her.

Raid the Grove/Save the Grove:

Tav’Lyn will approve if you decide to save the Tielfings and the Druid’s Grove. While she will initially disapprove if you tell Minthara the location of the grove, betraying Minthara at the gate confrontation will net you high approval points.

If you decide to raid the Grove, she will express uncertainty about your decision. You can pass a persuasion check, suggesting it is better to place your bets with the cult, who objectively know about the tadpoles versus the Druid Halsin. You can also intimidate her, telling her she has no chance fighting against the globin horde with a group of untrained tieflings.

Tiefling Party:

If you saved the Grove, Tav’Lyn will be in high spirits at the party. She will proclaim that it has been nearly half a century since her last goblin massacre and she’s forgotten how fun it can be. If you betrayed Minthara, she will commend your cunning and boast about humbling a Baenre. She will also have a more somber moment where she reflects that in her past life, it would have been her instead of Minthara on the other side of the battlefield and that you did a good thing protecting the refugees.

If you have high enough approval, she will ask you if you’d like to spend the night with her. If you reject her she takes it well and if you aren’t spending the night with Astarion or Lae’Zel she will spend the night with one of them.

Goblin Party:

At the Goblin party, Tav’Lyn will be more arrogant and aloof in her interactions with you. She will matter-of-factly compliment the player on their deception with Zevlor and the efficiency of the slaughter. You can ask her why she isn’t mingling at the party, to which she will respond in disdain that she is above associating with goblin filth.

Tav’Lyn will be much more forward in asking you to spend the night with her. If you reject her for Astarion or Lae’zel, she will try to sway you, tempting you with the known fantasy & reputation of Drow women. If you reject her for Minthara, she will become outright hostile and mockingly tell you to enjoy yourself and that she hopes you don’t end up with a knife in your back. She will not spend the night with any other companions.

[theeliampayne]

thank you for the tag @enchantedlandcoffee <3

rules: bold the ones that are true and tag 15 people to do it

APPEARANCE

i’m over 5’5” // i wear glasses/contacts // i have blonde hair // i prefer loose clothing to tight clothing // i have one or more piercings // i have at least one tattoo // i have blue eyes // i have dyed or highlighted my hair // i have gotten plastic surgery // i have or had braces // i sunburn easily // i have freckles // i paint my nails // i typically wear make-up // i don’t often smile // i am pleased with how i look // i prefer nike to adidas // i wear baseball hats backwards

HOBBIES AND TALENTS

i play a sport // i can play an instrument // i am artistic // i know more than one language // i have won a trophy in some sort of competition // i can cook or bake without a recipe // i know how to swim // i enjoy writing // i can do origami // i prefer movies to tv shows // i can execute a perfect somersault // i enjoy singing // i could survive in the wild on my own // i have read a new book series this year // i enjoy spending time with friends // i travel during school or work breaks // i can do a handstand

RELATIONSHIP

i am in a relationship // i have been single for over a year // i have a crush // i have a best friend i have known for ten years // my parents are together // i have dated my best friend // i am adopted // my crush has confessed to me // i have a long distance relationship // i am an only child // i give advice to my friends // i have made an online friend // i met up with someone i have met online

AESTHETICS

i have heard the ocean in a conch shell // i have watched the sun rise // i enjoy rainy days // i have slept under the stars // i meditate outside // the sound of chirping calms me // i enjoy the smell of the beach // i know what snow tastes like // i listen to music to fall asleep // i enjoy thunderstorms // i enjoy cloud watching // i have attended a bonfire // i pay close attention to colours // i find mystery in the ocean // i enjoy hiking on nature paths // autumn is my favourite season

MISCELLANEOUS

i can fall asleep in a moving vehicle // i am the mom friend // i live by a certain quote // i like the smell of sharpies // i am involved in extracurricular activities // i enjoy mexican food // i can drive a stick-shift // i believe in true love // i make up scenarios to fall asleep // i sing in the shower // i wish i lived in a video game // i have a canopy above my bed // i am multiracial // i am a redhead // i own at least three dogs

Tagging @keeganisabluegreener @callouiee @freyaforestafay @reddaysareforharry28 @fearlesslarrie28 @imprintmoonstone (no pressure!)

[branwendaughterofllyr]

For the draft thingy 💖

“You look terrible,” she told him.  Aegon glanced down at the hand curled around his arm, fingers bare of any rings and the nails cut short. It was absurd, but those neat little fingernails were all he could focus on, as she took them around a corner to a small nook. Rounded, with only the smallest little crescents of white. When they stopped, he bumped into her shoulder, good sense flooding back into him.  “Lady, you are too familiar,” he managed to mumble out.  “Yes, I am. Sit down for a moment.”

-from "a poison tree"

send me a heart (in messages OR ask) and i'll give you a line from a fic that's in my drafts (but you won't know who it's about :)

[sweetlovingfictionals]

N.SFT SELF SHIP ASKS (18+ MINORS DNI)

RISKS: (Does the Partner Take Risks? Try something new?)

Absolutely. This is Ronno we’re talking about here and Mika is all for trying new things with Ronno romantically and s.exually. The way example of this of them taking risks and Mika understandably swears not to do it again (and actually made Ronno promise them to try not to have them do that again) was the idea of Ronno asking Mika to meet nearby Bambi’s area where he and the great prince lived which was a HUGE fucking understatement of nervousness of a human near the literal leader of the portion of the forest and herd mind you, to not try to be caught moaning and making noises or fucking too loudly where the either of the princes could hear them.Thankfully Ronno came prepared and masked their spot where they essentially mated with herbs that Bambi had shown Mika how to make and Ronno was eavesdropping the two to make sure Mika was just staying friends. So; they weren’t thankfully caught but Mika did lie to Bambi for Ronno and them about being there.

Oral; (Does the partner receive or give? Also skill?)

Ronno heavily prefers to receive. He loves the feeling of Mika pleasuring him. He won’t mind giving, but the thing is his favorite thing is to facefuck his partner and have his dick down his partners throat. And besides, Mika likes to give anyway and prefer to pleasure their partner and lover. Mika is actually experienced with what he does while Ronno and Bambi funnily enough had flings here and there. So, Ronno is experienced too, just not as much as Mika is. Before Ronno Mika has three to their body count.

No: (What will the partner not do)

He REALLY prefers to not bottom. The only exception to this is if Mika is riding him but that’s about as closest to bottoming as he’ll get. One thing Mika won’t do is whipping. That being tree bark, branches of twigs. Etc. he won’t have it. He loves spanking because it’s easier on their bottom and doesn’t leave obvious marks on their ass or thighs. The redness will go away in about a day, but Mika has told Ronno he won’t be whipped. Which Ronno is fine with. Mika loves dirty talk but will not do humiliation. He believes there is a difference between calling your partner a dirty whore and telling them how good he looks on Ronno’s dick between being shamed and made felt lesser then Ronno. Ronno also prefers degrading, which Mika has asked to not be too harsh with it. Again there’s a fine line. So; that’s a thing Mika does try and only with Ronno does he like that. Lastly Ronno will not do spitplay. He just finds the concept odd and just would prefer they make out and let Ronno musk them up which Mika has forgotten to herb themself afterwards around Bambi and… yeah he just straight up smells like sweat and Ronno.

[tizeline]

Okay so my brain got infected by Gravity Falls again oopsie daisy here are a bunch of random doodles

Dipper and Mabel would be 25 this year, right? Anyway I wanted to draw them grown up so woah look at that

Anway Ford totally uses two fingers to flip people off just because he can and you can't tell me otherwise

[thieving-magpiexhunting-tiger]

Tell me

What are you to me (check all that apply)?

[] A stranger.

[] No one important.

[] An ant under my boot.

[✔️] A pet.

[✔️] A toy to mess with.

[] A source of entertainment.

[✔️] Someone I would like to fuck.

[✔️] Someone of romantic interest to me.

[] Other (will specify).

Where did I meet you? (I’m going on Jim vibes rather than how they actually met, this is entertaining me lol

[] In a club/at a bar.

[] On the streets.

[] I found your lost dog and brought it back to you. (Actually, I just used that as an excuse to come up to your door.)

[] I stole someone’s phone and found your contact information.

[] In a graveyard.

[✔️] In your apartment, making myself at home.

[] In your kitchen where you found me rifling through your fridge.

[✔️] In your bed. It was comfortable, by the way.

[] That one time I was swimming in a pool of blood.

[] One of your friends arranged a meeting with you.

[] I don’t even care where we met.

[] Other (will specify).

I think you (check all that apply):

[] Are a waste of molecular matter.

[] Are strange, odd, and/or weird.

[✔️] Would look good covered in blood.

[] Would make a nice hood ornament.

[] Would taste good with a bit of red wine.

[] Are easy prey.

[] Are not worth my time.

[✔️] Need to get me a pie before I shank you.

[] Are obnoxious.

[✔️] Are fun to tease/mess with/scare.

[] Try too hard to gain my attention.

[✔️] Are asking for trouble.

[] Are wasting my time having to fill this out for you.

[] Are my worst enemy reincarnated.

[] Are late.  Where’s my sandwich?

[] Are one of life’s greatest mysteries.

[] Other (will specify).

If you kissed me?

[] I would smile and laugh.

[] It would be a quickie.

[✔️] It would involve tongue.

[✔️] It would be aggressive.

[] I would softly bite your lip.

[] I would explore your neck and jaw.

[✔️] Let’s hit up the bedroom.

[✔️] You remember what happened last time?

[] I’d say that’s awkward…

[] I’d be shocked.

[] I would slap you.

[] I would push you away gently.

[] I would shove you away harshly.

[] We wouldn’t.

[] Lol no.

[✔️] You would lose your tongue in a few seconds.

[] Other (will specify).

If you were caught in an explosion, I would:

[] Laugh in amusement.

[✔️] Tell you to stop being a drama queen.

[✔️] Check to see how injured you were.

[✔️] Get upset that your blood got on my clothes.

[] Steal your wallet while you’re distracted with your broken limb.

[] Take your kidney while you’re passed out.

[] Pick you up and hang you by the legs in a nearby tree. (To ensure you don’t get hit by a car?)

[] Leave you there to die.

[] There was an explosion?

If I saw you right now, I would:

[] Steal your kidney.

[] Stab you with my knife.

[] Poke you in the eye.

[✔️] Move into your apartment to piss you off.

[] Make you take my dog for a walk and hope you give her a bath as well.

[✔️] Give you a hug while I whisper death threats in your ear.

[] Push you into oncoming traffic.

[] Tell my boyfriend “That’s the one who gave me a black eye!”

[] Yell at you.

[] Do nothing.

[] Other (will specify).

What I want from you (check all that apply):

[] A good laugh at your expense.

[] One of your limbs.

[] To test this questionable liquid substance.

[✔️] A kiss.

[✔️] Sex.

[✔️] To be my bitch.

[] My money back.

[] To kiss my ass (figuratively).

[✔️] To kiss my ass (literally).

[] To get hit by a car while I film it.

[] A sandwich.

[] A conversation.

[✔️] Your blood.

[✔️] Your soul.

[✔️] A date.

[] To just shut up.

[] To just go away.

[] To give my dog a walk and a bath.

[] Your wallet.

[] Other (will specify).

[housederiva]

Gaby Soto is a gift

Edit: I missed one!

[eydilily]

🐌🐌🐌 BAM!

close up shot :3c

and a lil progression comparison

[mroddmod]

rough seas

[artkaninchenbau]

Crocodile finds a strange stray cat an 11-year old Nico Robin (AU where they met 13 years earlier. Robin's been on the run from the World Government for 3 years. Crocodile's 27 and has not set up base in Alabasta yet)

It seems like I have become possessed. By some sort of demon.

Bonus:

[vspin]

stature & texture for an oc of your choice!

Thanks for the ask! Doing for my Tav cause..ofc...lmao

Link to ask

stature: What's your OC's body type? How tall are they? Do they wear clothing to accentuate their look or do they try to mask it?

Tav'Lyn is a drow...so a short (5'3" so actually a bit taller for a Drow) with a lithe body type. Even though she is short, I think she has that classic female Drow presence where she commands the room regardless. She definitely accentuates her features because she is quite vain and knows she can use her looks to her advantage to get people to do what she wants.

texture: Does your OC favor any specific kinds of cloth or textures? Is there anything they can't wear or don't like? What sort of fabrics do they prefer?

She grew up wearing the finest spider-silk available in the Underdark and nothing on the surface really compares. She prefers high-quality light, breathable fabrics that are easy to move around in. Unfortunately, she still isn't used to the pesky seasons and weather of the surface so she tends to bundle up in warmer fabrics since she gets cold very easily.

[pipermintz]

I feel like if humans swallowed rocks like birds do to help grind up food we'd have so much fun with it.

Can just imagine all the girlies on tiktok going "I know this is a bit controversial but I honestly love using limestone as a gastrolith. Not only can you readily forage it but they are just so pretty when smoothed out after regurgitating them"

and then all the comments would be like " girl 😭 😭 calcite dissolves in stomach acid!! Just use quartz if you want a pretty gastrolith like 💀"

[lemongogo]

life of regret

[steelsartcorner]

the make-everything-hades fever has spread to lae'zel

all her boons are for sure big huge damage boosters at the expense of your magic meter

others: the dark urge (OC); minthara (bg3), karlach (bg3), shadowheart(bg3), gale (bg3), halsin (bg3), astarion (bg3), wyll (bg3), kotallo (horizon)

[abortionado]

Rolled up the living room rug to clean my apartment/make dinner on roller skates because I suddenly remembered that I’m an adult with free will…..Life is beautiful